The Leaky Room The Furchester Hotel

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

# Your room is ready for you

# Just need to get the bed

# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

# A pillow for your head

# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

-# So, welcome

-To The Furchester

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-# Welcome...

-ELMO GIGGLES

# To The Furchester

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-# Dining style

-So genteel

# Cookie come with every meal

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-# Here's your keys...

-..so check right in.

# Let your furry stay begin

# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

Oh! The Swim-A-Lots. We welcome you with furry arms.

-Ugh! Ah!

-Oh!

Now, easy does it. Don't spill the water.

Oh, Fin, we've got plenty of water. He's such a gloomy guppy, you know.

But I'm a fish and I need water.

Not to worry, Mr Swim-A-Lot.

You'll have plenty of water in the Aquarium Suite

and I'm going to take you there myself.

Hang on a minute.

-Er, excuse me, please can I have my paper?

-Oh, here you go, Mr Dull.

-Oh, thank you, Elmo.

-You're welcome!

I'll just go and read it in my room.

SPLASH! Oh! Watch out, Mr Dull.

Ah!

Castle, seaweed and plenty of water.

Oh, everything a fish could want.

Aw, I hope the Swim-A-Lots like it.

Oh, Dad, could you put the treasure chest down here?

-OK. Oops!

-CRASH!

What was that?

Huh, nothing.

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the Aquarium Suite!

Oh, isn't it watery, Fin?

-Now will you relax?

-Oh, well, who says I'm not relaxed?

Oh, he's such a nervous noodle fish. Come on, do a flip with me!

Oh, ugh! Surf's up. Ooh...

Now, if you want anything, just call room service.

Just speak into this and someone will bring you whatever you need.

Why don't you give it a go?

Hello, room service?

Could we have some fish food, please?

OK, coming right up.

Hey, Gonger. Oh, what fish like to eat?

-Pineapp-apple!

-Oh, no, not pineapple.

Oh, wait. Me know. Cookies!

-Yeah, everybody loves cookies.

-Ooh?

-Yeah, get baking.

Here, fishies!

Come and get it!

-Cookies?

-Oh, fish don't eat cookies, Cookie Monster!

They don't?

Oh, that too bad.

Well, seems a shame to waste it.

Cookie! Um, um!

Nom, nom! Um, nom!

I can't swim on an empty stomach.

We'll go and find some fish food for you, Mr Swim-A-Lot.

SHE GULPS

-Oh, that's odd.

-Huh?

-I'm sure that speaking horn was under the water.

-Oh. Oh, well...

Well, it was under the water.

Well, this can only mean one thing.

We're losing water!

-I'll just call for some more.

-Oh.

Hello, reception?

Can we have some...

..more water, please?

Of course, Mr Swim-A-Lot.

It will be straight up. BELL RINGS

-Mum! Our fish guests need fish food.

-Here you go!

And they'd like water, too.

Oh, but they've got plenty of water.

Oh, Mr Swim-A-Lot sounded quite parched.

We'll bring some later.

Erm, I better sort...this out.

Hmm.

PHONE RINGS

Furchester front desk, how may I help you?

There's water leaking into my room and my newspaper's getting wet!

Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr Dull. I'll send an umbrella right up.

-DIALTONE

-An umbrella?

-I don't want...

-KNOCKING

-ELMO:

-Umbrella delivery!

Enter.

-Oh, here's Mr Harvey P Dull's umbrella.

-Oh!

An umbrella won't work, Elmo. There's water everywhere!

-I need someone to fix this leak.

-Oh. This is a problem.

Elmo will go find Uncle Furgus. Uncle Furgus! Uncle Furgus?!

-Here's some fish food.

-And your water, Mr and Mr Swim-A-Lot.

Oh, thank you, but we don't need water to drink.

No, but we do need water to swim in.

Our water's running out, see?

Look, it's a way below that horn.

Oh, Fin. Don't be such a jellyfish.

Oh, the water is much lower than before.

Oh, never fear, Mr Swim-A-Lot.

We can solve this problem. I'll go and grab the hose.

I wonder where all the water's going.

Oh, oh! My turn-ups are ruined. Oh, oh!

Funella, where's the hose?

We need to get more water to the Aquarium Suite, fast!

Hose! On.

OK.

Right, here we go. No problem!

Oh, dear. What happened there?

Don't worry, my love. I've got everything completely...

-..under control.

-Ah!

-Ooh!

-Meow.

Don't worry, he's got everything completely under control.

SNAPPING Ooh!

Oh, the water's almost gone! What are we going to do?

Don't worry, Mr Swim-A-Lot.

I'll go and see where Dad's got to with the hose.

BELL RINGS

Dad! We have to get water into the Aquarium Suite now.

Uncle Furgus, we have to get water out of Mr Harvey P Dull's room now.

That's where all the water's going!

I'm sorry, I can't help. I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

Oh, no! It's a catastrophe!

Wait, Mum.

If the Swim-A-Lots need more water, and Mr Dull's room has water...

-ALL:

-Yes?

Well, why don't we move the water in Mr Dull's room

-up to the Aquarium Suite?

-ALL:

-Yay!

Then we solve both problems at once.

Oh, but we can't do it by ourselves. We're going to need help.

Ready for the next one.

Go, hurry!

Our fish guests need more water!

Oh, here we go.

Keep it coming!

Don't stop for anything.

GONG SOUNDS

-ALL:

-Dinner time!

Yeah! Yeah!

No, wait! Wait! Oh!

Now we'll never get water to the Aquarium Suite.

-This is a big problem.

-It's worse than that. It's a catastrophe!

-ALL:

-Oh!

DING, DING

# It's more than just a slip up or a mess-up or a mishap

# A Furchester catastrophe we need to fix it fast-rophe

# Put it in the past-rophe This simply can not last-rophe

# A Furchster catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe

# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

# Catastrophe catastrophe let's put it in the past-trophe

# It's a catastra what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

What can we do? How can we move the water now?

-Well, let's put our furry heads together and think.

-OK.

-ALL:

-Think!

Oh, come on, we have to do something. My room is full of water!

Fuzzawubba! That gives me a monster idea!

Oh, the Swim-A-Lots can stay in your room, Mr Dull.

-My room?

-Oh, yeah.

It's full of water. That's perfect for the fish.

-Yeah, but I'm not a fish.

-You can have the Aquarium Suite, Mr Dull.

The water's draining out of it into your room. It's almost empty.

Yeah, but I like my room. I refuse to move.

But the Aquarium Suite has a treasure chest and a castle.

-A castle?

-Mm-hm.

-Why didn't you say so?

-Ha-ha!

-Problem solved.

Ooh!

Oh, see, Fin? There was nothing to worry about.

We've got plenty of water now.

Ooh! Ha-ha!

HE GIGGLES

Ha-ha! Oh, my very own castle.

Yeah, it's a nice room.

All I need now is my paper.

Oh, dear.

I've left it in my other room.

-Hello, Phoebe.

-Hi.

Just getting my newspaper.

Oh, no. Mr Dull! Don't open the door! It's full of...

Whoa!

-THEY YELP

-Whoohoo!

-Oh, we'll never run out of water now.

-Hello.

All part of the Furchester service.

THEY CHATTER

DING, DING!

-# We've had such fun together

-It's been a monster day

-# The Furchester is furrier

-When you come to stay

# So, don't check out Don't check out

# Please, please, please Please don't go

-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out!

THEY PARTY

# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #