Episode 1 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Pack your sportiest shoes and shiniest of smiles cos

we're about to sail through this week's CBBC at super-speed.

It's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Keys in the ignition, pedal to the metal, there's a little of this.

Hello and welcome to Please Solve This Ridiculous Mystery.

There's quite a lot of that.

He's like one of the top freestylers in the world,

he can do anything with a ball.

And a dollop of this magnificence.

My dog loves The Next Step, look, don't you?

Yes.

What has three mouths, six arms and watches more CBBC than my nan

eats shortbread?

Why, it's our Myles, Laura and Tee Cee.

SHE HUMS

Oh. I thought the biscuits were for everyone.

First up and galloping towards us at an alarmingly mellow pace is our

resident vlogger with the floppiest of hair Myles, it's Styles.

Wait a minute.

Many of my favourite things happen at 5pm.

This one bird tweets very loudly outside.

TWEETING

Yeah, I get it, birds.

And now CBBC are showing our favourite programmes at five and

Jamie Johnson.

On CBB... Why am I still shouting?

The bird's back. He's ruining Faves At 5. Come on, bird.

'That's him.'

'Oh, my gosh, it's Jamie Johnson.'

-'He's the one that scored...'

-'He's so cool.'

'So cute.'

I know all about that.

'That's Myles.' 'Wow.'

'Look, it's Myles.' 'He's going to turn pro.'

'Why are you speaking like that?'

'I don't know, it's just me, isn't it?'

What are you doing now? Come on.

So, Jamie Johnson is very popular now

because he did some football good.

It's a beautiful game.

And even if you're not a fan of football, get out, off the pitch.

Even if you're not a fan of football...

You're still able to enjoy the show,

even if you know nothing about the sport.

-'Like

-you, then.' Come on, with the attitude, for a little bear.

Come on, he's through. Go on.

That's what I'm talking about.

I agree. Absolutely fantastic display there.

Absolutely fantastic football goals.

Is it about any other sports, this show?

The hand's on the wrong side.

Let's go. Show me what you've got, girl.

Chess. Here we go. That's a beautiful game.

Moving to the right place at the right time,

outsmarting your opponents, getting to the other side of the...pitch.

It's absolutely the same as football. But the players are tiny.

Some of them are horses. There's no grass.

And you're a giant controlling the players.

It's just football with different sizes. I like football.

Why doesn't that insanely epic game of chess

get the same sparkly graphics as this?

This...

..definitely needs some of that lightening going on,

even if it's just on the finger.

Yeah, can I just move my horse to D2?

Is that all right? Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah.

E... That's e... E...

That's epic.

DINGING Inspired work, my old chum.

Now, hold on to the party bus, because our next stop

is 15 Second Fan Street, and this lot are ready to rumble!

My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step

because they're all so really good at dancing,

and it's just really dramatic and my dog loves The Next Step.

Look, don't you?

-Yes, I love The Next Step.

-Bye-bye!

Next...

Hi, CBBC. My favourite CBBC show is Got What It Takes?

because it has exciting events and my favourite person is Luka.

Well done.

Hi, I'm Charlotte. My favourite TV show is The Dumping Ground.

My favourite is Carmen because she's proud and expresses herself.

My second favourite is Sasha

because she does whatever she thinks she should do.

Lovely work.

My 15-second fan video is for Got What It Takes?

because it's very pushing to see who's going to get to the sing-off,

and it's for Jamie Johnson, as well, and The Dumping Ground.

The Dumping Ground because it's exciting about the drama. Bye!

High-fives all round.

And if you lot at home want a piece of the action,

why not record your very own 15-second mini-vlog

and send it to us via the Whoops webpage?

We want to know what you love about CBBC!

Now, have you ever wondered how the kids in Jamie Johnson learned

all of that football trickery?

Well, turn your peepers to this and be astonished.

Astonished, I tell you!

Just like one of them. Nice.

I'm John Farnworth and I'm a footballer freestyler

and I'm here working on Jamie Johnson series two.

All right, let's do it!

Oh, my God!

John Farnworth is, like, one of the top freestylers in the world.

He can do anything with a ball.

In two years, I expect all of you to be on this, all right?

He's got unbelievable tackers and skills -

the best of the best, really.

I'm working behind the scenes quite a lot on the choreography,

so I've been working quite a lot with Lewis, who plays Jamie,

working one-to-one on his skills,

getting his freestyle up to date.

'He taught me loads of skills that I never thought I could do.'

'I got better at freestyling just from working with John.'

'His ability to be able to take the type of skills

'that the kids are watching now online

'and translate those into transferable skills

'that we could use during the series.'

The show is by no means just about football.

Obviously, football is the metaphor of a bigger picture.

Do the Abdullah.

Oh, my God!

Wicked!

'Everyone has obstacles, but it's how you overcome those obstacles.'

All the characters, including Jamie, epitomise that.

So I think everyone finds their own hero,

their own role model within the characters in the show.

-What do you think, guys?

-Wicked!

As you already know,

there are tonnes of cool shows to watch on CBBC,

but sometimes I just struggle to keep up with them all.

# And I say, hey, Hey!

# What a wonderful kind of day. #

SHE RAPS

# And my skins still feels... #

Oh, my life, OMD, OMW, what do you mean

you haven't been keeping up with Wolfblood?

Whoa! Can we just calm down, please?

I'll have you know that I've just discovered CBBC's

new Faves At 5, which means I know exactly

what time my favourite shows will be on. Thank you.

I've also realised that Wolfblood isn't

a series that you can watch halfway through.

You really need to pay attention.

So, for those of you who have missed anything,

here's a super-quick recap.

Some people love the Wolfbloods...

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Some people don't like the Wolfbloods. Oh, boo!

TJ was kidnapped by Hartington.

Say what?! He escaped and got ill.

Oh! You're joking?

But then he recovered.

Whoa! Now a group called Humans have declared themselves enemies

of the Wolfbloods. Drama!

This week's episode carried on with a bit of a mystery.

Where is she?

Where is who? Who is she?

I mean, she could be anybody, right?

I guess there's only one way to find out.

Hello and welcome to Please Solve This Ridiculous Mystery -

a game show to discover the mystery of who is she?

Let's welcome our first contestant.

Tee Cee, all the way from Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Are you all right, Mum? Are you all right, Dad?

Now, Tee Cee, you have ten seconds to answer as many questions

to help solve the mystery of who is she?

Are you ready?

Erm... Yeah, I guess.

Good! Your ten seconds start...

..now! What was she wearing?

Erm...

Where was she going?

I'm sorry, what?

Why don't you know who she is?

The people you should be talking to are in there - the Humans lot.

You must have seen them go in there.

Why else do you think they're here?

Oh! Here we go again.

People are afraid.

They're afraid that Wolfbloods will do exactly what your

-friend did last night.

-Amelia's has done nothing wrong.

Ah, Amelia!

But the question still remains, where is she?

Where are we going?

We've been walking for hours.

We're going to find your sister Amelia.

Apparently, she's out here somewhere.

I can feel it in my bones.

Amelia.

Aggh! There she is!

SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

Look, we've managed to solve who she is and where she was,

but trying to work out what she just said is a whole other mystery.

Tee Cee out!

It's nearly 5pm, which means Faves At 5.

In five, four, three, two, one...

Oh, right, my clock's a bit fast.

Let's rewind and get it right.

Whoa! 5pm, in five, four, three, two, one...

# The only time is now - four o'clock. #

Yes, it's the 4 O'clock Club which is on at five o'clock.

And have you ever noticed when someone raps,

why does no-one else seem to react?

# All my homeies have gone and it isn't nice

# This new crib is a joke. #

Mr Bell, you do realise your son is doing an epic rap?

When I try to rap I always get the same reaction again and again.

# Yo, my name is Laura and I'm in the street

# What up?

# Oh, people I meet

# Whoa, boom, boom, ba-doo

# Boom, boom, ba... #

I'm pretty sure that reaction means, I just need to keep practising. Yes.

Kind of like my dance moves. Nero, fire away.

OK...

Could your mother not even have called?

Wait... Oh! Was that part of the routine?

No, I definitely don't think it was.

And if you thought Mr Bell and Nero were the only ones

getting into trouble, then think again.

Uh-oh! Seriously, nothing else can get worse than this.

Wow.

Well, at least this time an actual person can't be blamed.

I suppose that means more rap and dance practice for me

until next week's episode at five o'clock.

The 4 O'Clock Club at five o'clock.

This still confuses me.

Ooh, maybe I could write a rap about it.

-SHE RAPS:

-# The 4 O'Clock Club is not at four o'clock

# It's at five o'clock, yo! #

I tip my hat to you, madam.

And as a reward for your hilarious performance,

I've organised another riveting round of everyone's favourite game.

It's time to play...

You all right, cockers?

Time to watch CBBC HQ.

That was a clue, by the way.

Guess Whom?

Hello, it's handstand day and to celebrate,

I'm going to do a lovely handstand.

Ooh!

That was Hacker T Dog from CBBC HQ.

Bye, Whoops I Missed The Bus!

Books? I don't have time for books!

I've got to study for my exam.

Urgh!

Guess Whom?

-I have another English test coming up.

-No problem.

-You can bring your books...

-Books? I don't have time for books, Mike!

I've got an exam.

I was Lauren from Millie Inbetween.

See you, bye.

I love ruskeakastike.

Or to you Brits, gravy!

Guess Whom?

Ruskeakastike.

Grab your bottles of ruskeakastike and repeat after me.

I love ruskeakastike!

I'm Sara from Remotely Funny. Bye!

Lovely work, talented peeps. I want more!

Send in your own CBBC impressions of a presenter or character

via the Whoops webpage and remember to reveal who you were at the end.

Guess Whom?

Next up, there's a great smattering of drama,

a thick filling of LOLs

and a sprinkling of OMD, that did not just happen.

It's all the best bits of CBBC from this past week. Enjoy!

Oh, my gosh, it's so cool.

Rihanna's been in here.

So I'm here in the studio. Luke the guitarist is here behind me.

So weird that I'm in the same studio that Adele has been in.

I can't wait to sing into this very mic over here.

It's amazing. I would love to do this when I'm older

and hopefully this is the start of something.

Question one, what is the name of this European country?

Oh, no, no, wait. Wait, no, I think I know.

It was on Ice Stars, they went there in Ice Stars.

I watch too much CBBC.

-It's like a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny country.

-Oh, there's England.

Can I have an answer from you, Amy?

-It's like Yugoslavia.

-Yugoslavia.

Right, Yugoslavia.

-Let's see if that's right.

-Oh, I'm going to kick myself, aren't I?

-It's Luxembourg.

-That was it!

That was it! Luxembourg.

He and his team have come up with some very cool ways

to stop counterfeiters copying this new coin.

We've got what we call micro text, which is really fine lettering

just on the inside edge of the coin.

We've got this thing which is a holographic sort of feature.

-You look at it in one direction, you see one design.

-Yeah?

If you look at it in another direction, you see another.

That's really clever.

And so that's hard to replicate, I presume? That's why it's on there.

Everything that we do is to try and make it really difficult

for somebody else to do it and the idea is, if it costs them

more than a pound to make a pound coin...

Then it's pointless making the coin, of course, yeah.

-11.

-11.

-12.

13, 14.

Right, I'm going to knock that down to about ten.

You got ten there, Rhys.

-Put me to shame. Go! Come on!

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-BOTH: One, two...

-Oh.

-Three. Three-ish.

-That's three, that's three.

-Three.

Four, five...

Yes, come on.

Six, seven...

-eight.

-Come on, come on. Three more!

Nine, ten...

11!

12, 13, 14.

WHISTLE BLOWS

-Yes!

-Oh, he's done it!

-You've beat Rhys.

And that's your lot.

Passengers are advised at this time to collect all their belongings

and head over to the CBBC iPlayer and website

to keep this party popping. And here's a joke for you.

Why did the narrator say, "Whoops"?

Cos he missed the bus! Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, wait, no, no! Really, really, wait! WAIT!