Episode 22 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Tickets, please. Ooh, hello, there.

I'm your conductor, and welcome onboard this magnificent red bus.

Our destination, all things CBBC. It's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

We have resident vloggers in the shape of Laura, Rhys, Tee Cee,

and Miles, who've been observing CBBC's many offerings.

There's a bit of this.

Are you more avocado green or lime green?

And a slice of this.

What a new look!

Ooh, and some of this. THEY LAUGH

But which of our stars is vlogging first?

Vlogger impending.

It's Rhys. BELL DINGS

Who gets you ready for the weekend on a Friday evening?

Sam and Mark, of course, as their show Big Friday Wind-Up is back.

In just one episode, we got this.

MUSIC PLAYS

A bit of this.

THEY LAUGH

Lovely!

And they even subjected us to this.

Yo! Yo! A big shout-out to my gym massif.

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

I say Friday, you say...

ALL: Wind-Up!

-Friday!

-ALL: Wind-up!

-Friday!

-ALL: Wind-up!

I always want to have a go at the amazing games

they play on the show.

They range from the thrilling Ball Fall

to this simple yet tricky When You're Right, You're Wrong.

The idea is get as many wrong answers as possible. You understand?

-Yes.

-Wrong.

-What? No! I didn't know you'd started yet.

Sorry, do you want to start again?

-Yes.

-Wrong.

-Oh, come on!

Sam and Mark have also destroyed my love for karaoke by creating

a far better version, Karasoake.

Can we please take a moment to appreciate

the pipes on Amelie's dad?

Yes, sir. I need some Karasoake.

# When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

# That's amore

# That's amore... #

All right, all right, all right! Stop!

OK? This is supposed to be a meaningful performance.

Sometimes, you just take things little too...

..far.

Then, of course, there is the big event to finish off the show -

Ball Fall.

-ALARM RINGS

-No! It's a ball fall, too,

for Keanu.

The balls are falling on you. No!

AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME TO BALL FALL MUSIC

SAM AND MARK LAUGH

I love Ball Fall, but it's too tense.

I get nervous whenever I see an envelope myself. Oh!

Oh, no!

BALL FALL MUSIC PLAYS

RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS

Whose job was it to refill the ball shoot?

-Sorry.

-You had one job!

Rhys, everyone. Isn't he good? Oh, yes.

Now, Whoopsters, it's time for a little game of What Happened Next.

Cast your eyes over HQ clip with Lauren and Karim, and,

as the title suggests, guess what happens next.

I accidentally walked into...dot, dot, dot.

What do you think?

I mean, we've not given you a lot to go on, there,

it could literally be anything.

Let's find out. Run it.

I accidentally walked into...dot, dot, dot.

A horse.

SHE LAUGHS

A horse?!

Oh, look at those two, will you?

Well done if you somehow got that right. Now, back to the vloggers.

Who's next?

Vlogger imminent.

It's Tee Cee. BELL DINGS

Whoopsters, have I ever told you

that I'm a very well-travelled vlogger? I'm in...

# All over the place

# All over the place. #

That's right, I went to South Korea. South Korea. South Korea.

Did you see that? That's me, on the show.

Boy, I can't wait to show you what me and Ed got up to.

BOTH: Oh, lion dancing.

OK, wait for it.

# Chinese mythological theme park like no other

# Originally built by Aw Boon-Haw and his brother

# Telling traditional stories you can discover

# At Haw Par Villa, hey! #

Any minute now.

TYRES SCREECH

You've been watching All Over The...

Would you look at that? I'm not even in this episode. Hashtag awkward.

Well, you know what?

It's cool, at least I can still vlog about it and...

SHE SNIFFS

What on earth is that smell?

-SHE SNIFFS

-Well, it's not me.

How many people here make fish sauce?

-VOICEOVER:

-40 families in the village make it.

Can we have a whiff of the good stuff?

-OK.

-OK, here we go.

-Oh, that's...

-Whoa!

-That's a formidable scent.

Wow, who would have thought that Sa Chau, Vietnam,

would have a whole village dedicated to making fish sauce?

Well, at least now I'm off the "hook." Do you see?

On a "scale" of one to ten, how good are my jokes?

OK, I really should stop "fishing" for compliments!

Hashtag just "squidding."

Rick and Inel, you have 28 seconds to find

out as much as you can about the Temple of Angkor.

Imagine a voice calling your name out of thin air and asking you

to find out as much information about something in seconds.

Tee Cee, you need to find out as much

as you can about the random field you're standing in. Go!

OK, are you more avocado green or lime green?

How many types of green are there?

While the grasses failed to give me any information,

I'm pretty confident you'll walk away from this series

of All Over The Place full of new knowledge.

And as for me, I think I'm going to stick to my fish jokes

because I've had a "whale" of a time telling them. Heh!

Listen, I'm here all week.

Wonderful work, Tee Cee.

Now, you may recently have seen two familiar faces

join Katie and Lauren in CBBC HQ.

It's Bella and Megan, Mildred and Maud from The Worst Witch.

Now, after their visit to HQ, Bella and Megan

jumped on board our fabulous red bus for an exclusive chat.

Welcome. Will you answer some questions

in exchange for a journey home?

-Sure.

-Yeah.

-What's your favourite spell in The Worst Witch?

Ooh,

um, from the first episode,

I'm going to say my favourite one is turning my broom tiny.

I like that transference spell, uh, this one,

when you do that and you end up somewhere else.

Do you get days off school so you can film the show?

-Yeah.

-Definitely.

-We do have to do tutoring.

-Yeah.

But, like, normal school, like, I'm missing maths today.

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?

Iceland. I've always wanted to go to Iceland.

BELL DINGS Ta-da! You're welcome.

-This is so cool!

-Oh, my gosh.

Before boarding our bus, you played a game of The Last Cackle in HQ.

THEY BOTH CACKLE

So whilst you're here,

it's only right you play against some of our vloggers.

Bella, Megan, and vloggers, the rules are simple, you laugh

and cackle for as long and as loud as you possibly can.

Three, two, one, cackle!

THEY ALL CACKLE

RHYS STOPS CACKLING

And the cackle champion is Bella.

Yay! I didn't know I was that good at cackling.

Thank you for choosing to travel with Whoops! buses today.

You've definitely earned your tickets. Onward.

BOTH: Bye!

But wait, we have even more new passengers,

it's the 15 Second Fans.

Please remember, you only have 15 seconds. It's in the title. Go!

-Hi, I'm Chloe, and...

-Maisie.

Our favourite show is The Next Step

because it's full of drama and we love dance.

-And our favourite characters are Michelle and...

-Riley.

-We love you, CBBC.

-BOTH: Goodbye.

My favourite show is The Dumping Ground because of its drama.

Hang on, Jessica, that was only three seconds.

Where's the rest of it?

This is 15 Second Fans, not three-second fans.

Oh, never mind!

Hi, CBBC, my favourite programme ever,

not even just on your channel, of course, I only watch your channel...

-Hurry up!

-..is The Dumping Ground because it's got tonnes of drama

and my favourite character has to be Carmen.

Bravo, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, back to these vloggers of ours. Who's next? Stand by.

It's not you, Miles, we'll be seeing you next time,

which means it's Laura. BELL DINGS

It's the grossest game show on the telly. No, it really is.

# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

# You better turn off This show ain't for you... #

It's Horrible Histories: Gory Games.

Whenever I watch this show, I sit here with my notebook and pen,

and try to learn some facts. Now, Rattus Rattus and Dave,

what interesting facts do you have for me?

They put poo up your bottom to lure the demons out of your body.

Ha-ha-ha!

A poo fact. Er, anything else, Rattus Rattus?

I've finished!

You must check His Majesty's poo.

Did they just say "check His Majesty's poo"? More poo.

To stop a witch's power, you had to take a red-hot poker,

and prod it in a poo.

Right, this show is poo-obsessed.

-Give them here.

-No!

-DAVE'S VOICE:

-Rattus, I'm feeling kind of weird.

-RATTUS' VOICE:

-Yeah, Dave, me, too.

BOTH: Waaaaaaaah!

I wonder if I could swap bodies just like Dave and Rattus Rattus.

-LAURA'S VOICE:

-Ooh, I've swapped bodies with Rhys. Cool!

This show also has a time sewer which transports the horrible

historians to different time periods and games.

It smells in here.

Ah, I think I would like to have a go, too.

Maybe I could recreate a time server in my house.

Woohoo! Look at my amazing time sewer, it's like being on the show.

Uh-oh, erm, this was a mistake, I think I'm stuck.

There's just one thing for it.

I'm going to have to swap bodies again. Sorry, Tee Cee.

-LAURA'S VOICE:

-Yes, I've escaped!

-TEE CEE'S VOICE:

-Er, Laura, why am I stuck under your sofa?

Laura!

Marvellous work indeed.

Now, as we've seen who's on board this red bus of ours,

it feels only right for a little challenge.

Tee Cee and Rhys, this is Say CBBC What.

I'm going to wear this, and I'm go to put it in, and...

Er, I think what Laura means is that she will say sentences that describe

a CBBC show, and you two have to guess what she's talking about.

What a new look!

..doctors in a "hositaal".

Hospitaaal! Is she OK?

Hello?

Doctors in a "hositaal".

Doctors in a hospital. Operation Ouch!

Doctors in a hospital. It's Operation Ouch!

In other words, heroic doctors in a hospital.

Which CBeebies show is that? It's Operation Ouch!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Yes!

-Yes!

-Hey, I was right, I was right!

-Hey.

-Hey.

Next, please.

..erilly...arrying un-susecting..eds.

"Anti-septic heads"?

I know that one. I know it.

..erilly...arrying un-susecting..eds.

I don't know.

It's Marrying Mum And Dad with Ed and Naomi.

I have not a clue.

AKA, merrily marrying unsuspecting parents.

That's got to be Marrying Mum And Dad.

Marrying Mum And Dad. I wouldn't have got that.

SHIP'S HORN BLARES

Next one, please.

Where the ooves haal.

-SHE LAUGHS

-I hate when there's loads of vowels in this, it makes it hard.

Where the ooves haal.

Where the wolves howl. Wolfblood.

-HE HOWLS

-Wolfblood.

Translated as, "where the wolves howl" - that is Wolfblood.

HOWL

SHE HOWLS

Yay!

BELL DINGS

And the winner is...

Come on, come on, who won? Who won?

Rhys!

-Yes!

-CHEERING SOUND EFFECT

Come on!

Now, the Dengineers have been out of about again,

and here's what happened in case you missed it.

It's another CBBC best bit just for you.

This patch of garden used to be home to Dad's beloved shed.

But after four days of hard graft, Tony, Satwinder,

and the Dengineers have transformed it into an

incredible Turkish teahouse where Dilara can enjoy a lovely brew.

ALL: Three, two, one.

ALL: Wow!

What do you think about that, Dilara?

I'm really happy. I love it.

Dilhara dreamt of a Turkish teahouse den

where she could share her culture and make some delicious tea,

and Tony, Satwinder, and the Dengineers have delivered big-time.

Your very own menu board.

Hey! It's Tee Cee here.

Is there anything you've ever wanted to ask the vloggers,

like, have you ever wondered what our favourite CBBC shows are?

Or if any of us have any bad habits?

I don't, but I'm sure the others do.

So, if you do have any questions for us,

visit the Whoops! I Missed The Bus web page and click "comment below."

Seriously, it's really easy. All you need to do is comment below,

and we'll answer some of your questions.

Quick, do it now. Before it's too late! Seriously!

And that concludes our CBBC journey today.

If you missed anything, or want to see it again,

head on over to the CBBC iPlayer.

Now, as for me, I'm off to park this bus. Coming through!