Episode 5 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Put down that biscuit, brush the crumbs off your face

and jump on board! It's Whoops I Missed The Bus...

-Takeover!

-Shift over, mate. Us kids are taking over this episode.

-It's all about us!

-You'll get to hear what we think...

Let's face it, they're both truly excellent.

You'll get to say what you think...

I like the drama and I like dancing.

And you can get down with these familiar faces...

# Not here to fool around

# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance. #

Steering you through the dizzying heights of this week's CBBC,

it's your takeover team...

-Suranne.

-Kai.

-Taylor.

And Thomas!

Mum, I'm on the telly!

How's my hair? Nice?

# Come on, guys, move your feet

# The kids are in the driver's seat. #

First up, she's a smile-making, CBBC-watching, superstar vlog star,

take it away, Suranne.

He's Dr Chris.

He's Dr Xand.

And I'm Dr Suranne.

OK, not really, but I'm rocking this lab coat.

This week, I've been learning all about bacteria, thanks to

Operation Ouch.

While you have been washing as normal, I haven't,

and that's so I could collect samples of the bacteria on my body.

Dr Chris and Dr Xand

are so unpredictable!

How cool is it to be able to see your own bacteria?

Allow me to introduce my body bacteria.

Meet the family. There's John, and he's off to see Anita,

who's over there.

It's got me thinking - what would I call my bacteria?

And what would they look like?

Time for some science!

This is Samuela, who loves to sleep.

And that's Clarissa, who enjoys all types of food.

And there's Janette, who loves warm baths.

So I learnt something about bacteria, but I want to learn more.

Now, we're going to make three varieties of cheese.

'One from my toe bacteria, one from my armpit bacteria

'and one from my belly button bacteria.'

SCREAMING

Who knew you could make cheese from your own body?

You can't eat it, of course, cos that's really dangerous.

But Mum doesn't know that.

Time for a prank!

What have you got there, Suranne?

Just some belly button cheese on tasty wholemeal,

with a dusting of mayo.

-SLOW MOTION:

-No!

Operation Ouch is about more than just bacteria, though.

Take a look at this.

Can I have a look at what you can do?

Touch my elbows behind my back.

I'm sure I can do that.

I can't do that.

What you've got is a thing called hypermobility.

Most of the time, your joints are held in place

by things called ligaments,

and they're like very tough elastic bands that keep the bones together.

But for you, it's a bit more flexible.

The human body is amazing, and it's up to us to take care of it.

I know learnt a lot this week from Operation Ouch,

especially about bacteria.

# Bacteria is here and there

# Bacteria

# Is everywhere

# Everywhere. #

That film was supercalifragilisticexpialiperfect!

But now it's time to hear from you.

Go for it, 15 Second Fans!

My favourite shows are Got What It Takes? and CBBC Book Club,

because I love books!

Awesome vlogging!

My favourite show on CBBC is Blue Peter, cos they always have

lots of fun and I like it when they take on challenges.

I also like it when they dress up, and they always have lots of fun.

-I wish I was a presenter.

-Epic.

My favourite shows on CBBC are Operation Ouch

and Horrible Histories.

I like Operation Ouch because it tells you about the human body,

and I like Horrible Histories because it's very interesting

and I want to be a historian when I grow up.

High-five!

Hello. My favourite channel on CBBC is The Next Step,

cos I like to watch the breakdancing and I am into music,

and I like the drama and I like dancing. Bye!

I love you, CBBC!

CHEERING #Epic! Nice work!

And make you send in your own mini vlog, telling us what you love

about CBBC.

Just go to the Whoops webpage to upload it.

Now get ready to tap your toes and sing so loud,

that even the dog at number 53 will hear you!

Cos we've got a Next Step exclusive, that you won't see anywhere else.

Get your game faces on, now!

# I came to party on my oh-oh-oh-own

# Don't need nobody in my zo-oh-oh-one

# I get down to the beat, I lose contr-oh-oh-ol

# Ay-oh, I go so-oh, so-oh, lo

# Boy, you can cool it down, not here to fool around

# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# I know you want me, but I don't care, baby

# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# In the shade of night, you're moving closer

# We're on our way to cross the line

# Think you got me right where you want me

# But it's all in your mind

# I came to party on my oh-oh-own

# Don't need nobody in my zo-oh-oh-one

# I get down to the beat, I lose contro-oh-oh-ol

# Ay-oh, I go so-oh, so-oh, lo

# Boy, you can cool it down, not here to fool around

# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# I know you want me, but I don't care, baby

# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance

# Dance, dance, dance. #

Sweets and chocolate have always been my two favourite treats.

But which one do I choose? It's an ongoing battle.

I am the better fruit, and you know it!

No, I will not accept this! I'm the best!

It's like one versus the other.

Speaking of one versus another, today I'm vlogging about...

DUN! DUN! DUN!

..two shows that will fight to the death in an amazing battle

between comedy and drama.

OK, fine, it's not really a battle to the death.

It's Millie Inbetween versus So Awkward!

Woo!

# La, la, la, la, la

# La, la, la, la, la. #

# La, la, la, la, la, la. #

# So, so, so, so. #

# So, so, so, so. #

So awkward!

Over in the Millie Inbetween residence, it's Halloween!

Ooh!

All units, we have a pumpkin down.

At Halloween, everyone can dress how they like, in cool costumes.

Over in So Awkward land, Lily doesn't seem to know the dress code.

Lily, why are you wearing chicken legs?

LAUGHTER

Because of Lily's interesting dress sense, Jas decides to

make her over, and we'll just say it didn't go so well.

And you can just adapt the style however you want.

That's because it's a table cloth!

I always try to dress appropriately for all occasions,

like dinner, for example.

It's a lovely touch, don't you think?

One thing So Awkward and Millie Inbetween both had this week was...

zombies!

I mean, who wins the battle of zombies here?

SCREAMING

It's OK, we're not real zombies.

I cannot decide.

-Argh!

-LAUGHTER

I can't choose!

No, not between zombie versus zombie, or Millie Inbetween

versus So Awkward.

Let's face it, they're both truly excellent.

But I still can't choose what treat to have now I've finished my vlog!

No!

-BOTH:

-Hey, people of the world!

-It's me, Taylor.

-And me, Kai!

Horrible Histories was brilliant this week. Did you see it?

# Gory stories we do that

# And your host's a talking rat

# The past is no longer a mystery

# Welcome to... #

Horrible Histories.

This episode was all about King Henry VIII and his many wives.

But if Henry was the eighth, then that must mean...

From the kingdom that brought you Henry, Henry II,

Henry III, Henry IV...

You get the idea.

Henry VII and VII.

Yep, that's quite a lot of Henrys.

But his dad's desperately...

Ahem, boring.

Henry must have wanted to escape that boring conversation.

People respect me across the aristocracy!

The country is financially stable and we have peace.

Henry!

Nice escape, Henry!

Taylor, I really want to know something.

When did Henry actually become king of England?

Horrible Histories, we need to know this stuff.

When will you tell us?

-VOICEOVER:

-Now!

-BOTH:

-Yeah!

Henry VIII became king when he was just 18 years old.

Imagine being the king when you're basically just a kid.

Here you go, Your Majesty.

This isn't water.

Oh, sorry, Your Majesty, I'm really, I'm really... I'm really sorry!

-I wanted water.

-Sorry!

-Get away!

Henry VIII had a passion towards the sporting world in the Tudor times.

And he won almost every sport.

The fencing has been won by King Henry VIII.

-BOTH:

-Well done, Henry!

Jousting was won by Henry VIII.

Well done, Henry...

The archery has been won by King Henry VIII!

Wait a minute! Clearly, Henry just gets to win at anything?

Imagine what that would be like.

Hide-and-seek.

BELL TOLLS

I'm counting, sir! Two, one...

Sir, sir?

Sir, I can't find you. Sir?

Hide-and-seek has been won by King Henry VIII.

One of our favourite bits of Horrible Histories is at the

very end.

-BOTH:

-Blooper reel!

LAUGHTER

I bet you're wishing you could see our blooper real, aren't you?

But it's tough luck, cos we're really prosefional vloggers.

You just said prosefional instead of professional.

BEEP

We're really prosefional vloggers.

You did it again!

BEEP!

We're really prosefional... Nope.

BEEP!

-BOTH:

-We're excellent vloggers!

That was some awesome vlogging, high-five!

As a special reward, I've arranged another round of everyone's

favourite game.

It's time for...

No, no, no, no.

This is madness! I am the heart and soul of the band.

I vote, I stay in.

Guess Whom?

No, no, no! This is madness!

I am the heart and soul of this band.

I was impersonating Leia from Lost & Found Music Studios.

My favourite show!

Come here, you wretched girl.

You know you're not allowed these devices in this school.

People have too many and they have to get on with their spells.

Guess whom?

My phone, why did you do that?

Such devices are not permitted here.

That was my impression of Mrs Hardbroom

in the Worst Witch. Bye!

It's...

I've got it somewhere in here...

Guess whom?

I-I'm the senior...

Hang on, my job description's here somewhere.

I was being Colonel K on Danger Mouse.

Want to get your face on the telly?

Well then, record your very own CBBC impression and send it to us

through the Whoops webpage.

But remember to tell us who you were, at the end.

Guess whom?

Next up, there's a great dollop of drama, a thick filling of lols,

and a sprinkling of OMG, that did not just happen!

It's all the best bits of CBBC this week.

Three, two, one, go!

HORN BLARES

'Wait, what's this?!

'The Sizzy Rascal seems to know what he's doing!'

Come on, Sizzler!

'No-one could have predicted this, Ben.'

That's it!

'Especially from a man who thinks

'sensible shoes and casual slacks

'are acceptable athletic attire.'

'But Britain's little flower is beginning to wilt!

'Oh, and he's lost his rhythm!'

Five, four, three, two, one...

-..stop!

-HORN BLARES

'And what a finish!

'Pure showbiz from the Siz-biz!'

Just make sure we stay one up.

This will be the toughest half

of football you will ever play.

Good save, Jamie, good save.

Get it out! Get it out!

Come on, ref, blow the whistle!

CHEERING

WHISTLE BLOWS CHEERING

Reese doesn't even know this,

but yesterday, last night, doing nothing?

-I was editing the video.

-You didn't!

-Put some strobe effects on it...

-You didn't!

-..added some funky tunes. I even added some

graffiti-style writing, it is awesome.

-So, without further ado, let's hide no secrets from you.

-No, no.

-World premiere, let's go!

-Exclusive.

MUSIC: Push It by Salt-N-Pepa

-That wasn't the skate park theme.

-I can see that.

You said... You said you'd delete that.

You said you were going to delete that.

-You said you wanted it on record.

-Yeah, on record, not on

national television for everyone to see.

-I know.

-National television...

-I understand.

-Do you understand what that means?

-I understand how TV works, OK?

What do you mean we have to give the bus back?

Oh, well, it's been one mega journey! And you can catch up

with all this and more on the CBBC iPlayer.

For now, that bus is leaving and so are we.

Laters, taters, this is takeover team out.