Pennod 1 Y Barf
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-I'm Y Barf and I'm a poet -with a distinguished beard. | 0:00:00 | 0:00:04 | |
-Unfortunately, my enemy -tries to stop me writing poetry. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
-Her name is Arch-Elin. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
-Luckily, -I've got a team of special helpers. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
-My assistant, Noni, -the Little Beards... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
-..the lumbering librarian, -Trefor Trew and many more. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
-Together, we'll beat -our arch enemy, Arch-Elin. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
-Y Barf against the world! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-Y Barf. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-Barf-ulous! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-Sound poetry. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
-Barf-tastic! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
-Rhyme. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
-Muse-tache! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-Limerick... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-In the depths -of the Barfwood Forest... | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
-..there's a secret cave. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-The secret cave -houses my headquarters... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
-..Y Barf, -the hero of Welsh poetry... | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-..and my faithful assistant, Noni. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-Something is wrong. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-There's a hairy-fying hair-mergency. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-What is this -hairy-fying hair-mergency? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-My arch enemy, Arch-Elin... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-..wants to steal the poetry writing -skills of Welsh children. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
-Bristly beards, Y Barf! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-Arch-Elin has left a message for me, -Y Barf. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
-Yes, a message from my arch enemy. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
-She's called Arch-Elin... | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
-..because Elin is my arch enemy -who lives in a coffin. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
-Well, well, well. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
-Y Barf, the hero of Welsh poetry. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-If there isn't any poetry -in Wales... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-..you can't be a hero! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-I'll steal the poetry writing skills -of children. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-And Y Barf will disappear. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-Mwa! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
-Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Bristly beards, Y Barf! -What are we going to do? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-I think we should prove that -Welsh children can write poetry. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
-We need the help of our poetic pals! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:20 | |
-This is the one. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-It's brilliant, -but not just brilliant it's... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
-Oh, hello. How are you? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-Don't answer that -because I don't care. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
-Yes, the big day has arrived. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
-I've written a poem... | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-..that will push me to new heights -in the bardic society. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:06 | |
-Oh! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
-It's my passport to poetic paradise. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
-What are you doing, Esnith? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-I'm trying to show -the people at home my perfect poem. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
-Hello, everyone! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-I'm the only one -who can talk to the people at home! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-Oh, right. What's wrong? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-Well, I've got an allergy. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-To what? Hard work? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-The problem is... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
-..I can't sneeze -and my nose is full of snot. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
-It's horrible. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
-Oh, Whoopie Doo! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
-My poem is the best -in the world by me, Y Priffardd. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
-Atchoo! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-Ooops! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-You Fergie! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-Come back, you Fergie! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Is there peace? No! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-A-ha! Come back, you Fergie! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-Oh, oh, oh... | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
-Greetings, old lady. -I'm Y Cynganeddwr. How can I help? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-I'm struggling to cross the road. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-Don't worry. I'll help you. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-Hup! Raargh! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-Raargh! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
-I know. I've got a poem -that will help us cross the road. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
-"Look to the left, -look to the right | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-"Look left before you go | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-"Cross the street, happy and neat | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-"But run and don't be slow!" | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-That's it. Run, woman! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Run! Run! Run! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
-Um... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
-Oh, no. -I think that was the wrong poem. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
-Um... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
-This is the right one. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
-"Look to the right, -look to the left | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-"Look right before you go | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
-"Cross the street, happy and neat | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
-"But walk -and make sure you're slow." | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-That's the one. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
-Back we go, slowly. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-Look to the right. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
-Slowly does it. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
-That's it. Come on. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
-Mind the step. That's it. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-Alright? Well done. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-I'm going to save the world, ho ho! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
-CHATTERING ON THE PHONE | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-Where are you going, Y Barf? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
-Where are you going, Y Barf? - -There's important work to do. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
-I need to find a way -to save Welsh poetry. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:02 | |
-You, Y Barf, -has some important work to do. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-To beat Arch-Elin... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-..your challenge is -to write a rap about yourself. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
-You have to do this -whilst juggling eggs! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
-This is Y Barf's Bonkers Ballads! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
-A rap is halfway between reciting -and singing. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-You say the words -to a definite rhythm... | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-..and the lines -contain a lot of rhymes! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-Your time starts now! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
-"Y Barf is my title, being pretty -isn't vital for my recital | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-"I'm six foot in elevation, -my teeth are my own creation | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
-"I rap with alliteration | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
-"My purple beard needs a spruce -but what is the use? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
-"I don't like orange juice!" | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-Oh, no! This isn't as easy -as I thought it would be. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-I need some help. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-This is the team who will help me. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-The Little Beards. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-Y Barf! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
-The children of Wales are -wearing beards to fool Arch-Elin... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
-..so she doesn't recognize them. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
-They're about to add to your rap. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-Look at this. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-"This is me, James, -and my toys fill a box | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
-"I like to play with them -when wearing pants and socks." | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
-"My name is Mani, -I'm friends with everyone on Earth | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-"My cheeks and my smile, -I've had from birth." | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Can our lumbering librarian, -Trefor Trew... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-..tell us more about the rap? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-I can feel it pressing on me today. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
-BREAKS WIND | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
-Well, good heavens. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-How are you, my people? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-A very warm welcome to you all... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-..to my haven -for harbouring hardbacks! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-My name is Trefor Trew -and this is where I live. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
-BREAKS WIND | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-You're very lucky today. -Yes, you are. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-Because I've found a rap. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-Yes, and this is a rap -that will help Y Barf. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-This is from the famous book -of Dafydd Dafydd Ffosyffin. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:28 | |
-This man was very important -in the old art. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
-The old art of rapping. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
-Right, then. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
-This is it. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-Oh, there's a lot of dust on this. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-Aa... aa... tchoo! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-Atchoo! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-Oh, great. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
-Trefor can't help us -to revive the old art of rapping. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
-Who can help us? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
-Oh, dear. We'd better hear more raps -from the Little Beards. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
-"My name is Cai -and I live in Pontypool | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
-"Everyone in my family -think that I'm a fool." | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
-"Yo, I'm Col and I'm all fired up | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
-"I've had a great time -watching the World Cup." | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
-Oh, yuck! Poetry! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
-Who were those smelly little people -wearing beards? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
-And what were they doing? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Rapping? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-Grrrrr! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
-Grrrrr! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
-Up! Come on, Nan. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
-Up! Up! Up! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
-Away. Come-bye, Nan. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
-How are you, boys? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
-And how's it hanging today? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-It's hanging well for me, thank you. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-Myrddin ap Dafad's the name. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-I'm a sheep farmer. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-And as you can see, -Nan is hard at work. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
-I might be a farmer -but I'm also quite a poet. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-Woo, he, he, he! Yes, I am. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
-Are you ready for this one? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-"The country -is much better than the town | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-"It's cleaner -and a little more brown | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-"It smells just a bit | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
-"And the fresh air keeps you fit | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-"But it's good for a..." | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-SHEEP BLEATS | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
-Who said that? -Which one of you said that? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-They'll regret that. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Away, Nan! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-She isn't listening now. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-That's animals for you! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-Hi, I'm Glyn Odl. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-The pitch of the poet. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-The poet of the pitch. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
-Alright! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-As a footballer, I've been lucky -to see the world's best teams. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
-Today, I want to welcome -one of those teams to my home. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
-Um... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
-No, they're here. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
-They're so small, -you can hardly see them. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-It's the Flea Valley team. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-"It's a great team -but some think they are small | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
-"They're legendary players -but less than an inch tall." | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
-No, they are there. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-Listen. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
-Hello, boys. How are you? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
-CHATTERING | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-They've been kind enough -to play a game for us today. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
-First, let's see -who gets to kick off. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-Heads or tails? | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
-SPLAT | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
-Mammy! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-Rubbish Rhymes! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-Hey, this is poetry. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
-So! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
-Listen to this. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
-"The old hairy wart of my Granny | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
-"Is grotesque and really quite ugly | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
-"It has flies -in every nook and cranny | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-"The old hairy wart of my Granny." | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-"The old hairy wart of my Granny | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
-"Makes me hide -when she visits the family | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
-"Because it's really yucky | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
-"The old hairy wart of my Granny." | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-Let me do one. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-"The old hairy wart of my Granny -is the colour of a brownie | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
-"It really isn't dreamy, -the old hairy wart of my Granny." | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
-Give it here. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-"The old hairy wart of my Granny | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-"It's living which is quite uncanny | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
-"Stay away or you'll be history | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
-"Thanks to the old hairy wart -of my Granny!" | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-Oh, I'm keeping that. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-You need music to rap properly. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-I've got it all sorted. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-JAZZY MUSIC | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
-Bring it on, Dil! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-Ha, ha, ha! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
-She's a little gem. Call me! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-Wah, wah, wah, wah! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-IMITATES A CAR HORN | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-I'm Dilwyn Jones -or Dil Jo to my friends... | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
-..but you can call me DJ. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-Look here. A desk, decks and discs. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
-They are ready for me, DJ Dil to -create a ripping rhythm for a rap. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:08 | |
-Here we go. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
-"The bossa nova | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
-"I listen to it on the sofa." | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-Ha, ha! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-"Ah, rock 'n' roll | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-"It makes your body lose control." | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-"Punk is better than funk." | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-But, no. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-None of these are suitable. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
-STREET MUSIC | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
-The sound of the street. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-Yeah! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
-Safe! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
-"My name is Madison -and I like to take some snaps | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
-"I like to dance all weekend long -until I just collapse!" | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
-"This is Mr Rainsbury, -he's merry and he's witty | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
-"He spends time with us, -we think he's smart and pretty!" | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
-Great, Little Beards! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
-Hello and welcome to Rhaglen... | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
-..with me, Jin Blin from Aberdeen. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-I know it rhymes. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
-That's not an invitation -for you to do the same... | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
-..because I hate poetry! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-I'm joined in the studio -by Tomos Watkin. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
-"Tomos Watkin, that's me. -I'm fun, jolly and merry!" | 0:15:45 | 0:15:51 | |
-I've warned you once before. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-Less of the rhyming. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-"I won't say a word, -my sweet, little bird!" | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
-What did I tell you? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
-Alright. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
-Tomos Watkin -is here to show us his collection. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-What do you collect? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-Cow dung! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-Are you serious? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
-Are you serious? - -Of course I am. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-These are my -most valuable specimens. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
-Brown gold! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
-"Money in my pocket -for a hand full of dung | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-"If you ask me, -it keeps me looking young!" | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
-How many times -have I got to tell you? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-Oh. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
-I'd better go -and check on the cattle. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
-I think we should go for a break. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
-Oh? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-Not bad. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
-The Mystery -of the Poetry Writing Machine. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-In a kitchen in Wales... | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-..Beryl is busy -singing out of tune. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
-Goo, goo, gaa, gaa. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
-Cwtchy, cwtchy coo. Mami's coming. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-Aleen? You're late! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-But Aleen, Beryl's son, isn't home. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
-He's on his way to see his father, -Gwyddno ap Snydd, in his laboratory. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
-Something is worrying him. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
-Dad? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
-Yes! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
-Can I have a lift to school? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-I want to go in early -to practice rapping with my friends. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
-I don't have time -to take you to school. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
-I'm about to reveal a new, -incredible device to the world! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
-What? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
-It's crucial and essential... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
-..that we keep the device a secret. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-It'll be rubbish anyway! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-I heard that and I saw it too. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-After working hard -for many hours... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
-..Gwyddno unveils -his new invention to his family. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
-Hm-hm. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
-Without further ado, -I'm delighted to unveil... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
-..the Poetry Writing Machine! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-It looks beautiful, sweetheart. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-Well done! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
-But what does it do? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-It writes poetry. -It's a Poetry Writing Machine! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
-This is a revolutionary machine -that writes poetry. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:35 | |
-The first in the world! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Can it like, write a rap? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-No, it can't write a rap. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
-Does it use alliteration? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
-Does it use alliteration? - -No, not yet. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-BREAKS WIND | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
-What are you doing there? -Where did you come from? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
-At least Baby -will appreciate my device. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
-Let's write some poetry -about animals. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
-What's your favourite animal? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-Woof, woof! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-A dog. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
-A dog. - -Well done, Baby. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-Baa, baa! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
-Oh, and a sheep. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-Right, let's turn the dial -to nursery rhymes. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:23 | |
-Get ready to be amazed. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
-Will Gwyddno ap Snydd's -machine work? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-Join us next time for... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-The Mystery -of the Poetry Writing Machine. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:38 | |
-Well, hello and how's it rhyming? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
-Sali Malu Hughes -at your rhyming service. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
-Do you know that inspiration -can strike just like that? | 0:19:55 | 0:20:00 | |
-But sometimes, -you need a bit of help. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
-And that's why I'm here today... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
-..in the great outdoors. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-Oh, look at that. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
-Isn't nature wonderful? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-"Oh little butterfly | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
-"Oh little butterfly | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
-"Slowly sailing through the sky | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
-"I really don't want to sound rude | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
-"But I don't want to be... | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
-"But I don't want to be..." | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
-Raargh! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-GROWLING AND ROARING | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-Raargh! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
-Wait a minute, I've got it. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
-"But I don't want to be your food!" | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
-That's it. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
-Where did it go? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-Where did it go? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
-What? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-Ooops! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
-It's time to prove to Arch-Elin... | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
-..that it's impossible to stop -Welsh children from rapping. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
-TELEPHONE | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-Hello? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-The rap is ready. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
-Thanks, ta-ra! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-Stubble-pendous! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-"My name is Madison -and I like to take some snaps | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
-"I like to dance all weekend long -until I just collapse!" | 0:22:03 | 0:22:08 | |
-"This is me, James, -and my toys fill a box | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-"I like to play with them -when wearing pants and socks." | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
-"My name is Cai -and I live in Pontypool | 0:22:18 | 0:22:23 | |
-"Everyone in my family -think that I'm a fool." | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
-"Yo, I'm Col and I'm all fired up | 0:22:28 | 0:22:33 | |
-"I've had a great time -watching the World Cup." | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
-"My name is Mani, -I'm friends with everyone on Earth | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
-"My cheeks and my smile, -I've had from birth." | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-"This is Mr Rainsbury, -he's merry and he's witty | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-"He spends time with us, -we think he's smart and pretty!" | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
-Who were they? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
-Are you trying to fool me? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
-I'll get you next time. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
-Welsh children won't be able -to do a thing apart from rapping! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-You'll see! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
-Pah! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
-Our challenge continues but -we'll save Welsh poetry once again. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:23 | |
-Y Barf against the world! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Tinopolis | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
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