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Calling Zog. Calling Zog.

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(Zog.)

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What are we telling our friends on planet Zog about today?

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This time, Zigmondo, we're going big on baking.

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-Ooh! Baking is huge-mungous on Earth.

-Indeed it is.

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They've tonnes of TV shows about it -

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Celebrity Baking On Ice,

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I'm a Baker Get Me Out Of Here, Baking's Got Talent.

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Danger Mousse, Horrible Pastries, Cream Street.

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Baking is also known as the ancient art of stuffing.

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Stuffing? I did not know that.

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Yeah. You mix up stuff, stuff it in the oven, decorate it with stuff,

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then stuff it in your cake-hole.

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Zag, you really know a lot of stuff about stuff and stuff.

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Oh, yeah.

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Zag, why are some cakes set on fire?

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Because they're really, really bad cakes.

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-The more candles they have, the worse they are.

-Wow!

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And just before you blow the fire out you're allowed to make a wish,

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for a better cake next time.

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Oh!

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OK, Ziggettyboo, it's time for less talking, more baking!

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-Demo time!

-Indeedy!

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We're going to show you, back on Zog, how to bake

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one of Earth's most popular dishes.

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That's right, bro.

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All Earthlings just love banana and mackerel muffins.

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Mmm! Fruity and fishy!

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-And it's six of your five-a-day.

-Huh?

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-First off, les ingredientes!

-Huh?

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-The stuff to bake with.

-Oh, yeah - the stuff!

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-Flour.

-What kind of flower, Chef Zag?

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-Erm, daffodil.

-Mmm, yellowy!

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-Next, eggs.

-Scrambled, fried or chocolate?

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Chocolate!

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-Butter, milk, sugar.

-Check, check, check!

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-Bananas!

-Peeled or unpeeled?

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The skin is the best part, Chef Zig.

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-HE LAUGHS

-How silly of me.

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And, finally, mackerel.

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Ah, the chicken of the sea.

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A banana and mackerel muffin wouldn't be complete without it.

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Now all we've got to do is mix it all up.

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Fetch the mixer, mix-master Zigster!

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-On it!

-LOUD BEEPING

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Huh?

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Whoa...

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Oops. Sorry.

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ZAG SIGHS

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Mmm. A little heavy on the daffodil.

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Mmm!

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So that's everything you need to know about baking.

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Yeah! Bake off, mister!

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See you next time, Zogcast fans.

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Zig and Zag, signing off.

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-BOTH:

-Zog you later!

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-# Zogcast,

-Zogcast

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-# Zogcast,

-Zogcast

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# Zogcast! #

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