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Calling Zog. Calling Zog. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
On today's Zogcast we are talking about a crazy Earth celebration | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
-called Christmas! -Christmas! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-Christmas! -Christma-a-a-a-s! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
So, what's the deal-io with this Christmas schnizzle? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Well, get this, Zig - on the 33rd of December, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
every year, a little man in a red jumpsuit travels around | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
the world delivering presents to all the boys and girls. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
What? How does he travel the world in one night? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
That's impossi-doodle! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Not when you've got a magical supermarket trolley pulled by | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
his seven flying dwarf dolphins! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Oh, yeah, I've heard of them. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
There's Flipper, Rudolf, Blipper, Chipper, Skipper and Blowy! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Blowy's at the back, for obvious reasons. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
-Ho, ho, ho! -No, no, no! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-Easter Bunny. -Aw... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
So he comes down your chimney, like a ninja, thus avoiding your | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
house alarm system, and leaves you a present under the tree. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Or in your smelly sock airing on the mantelpiece - | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
really, it doesn't matter. And that's how Santa Claus does it! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Santa Claws! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
No, Zig - he's a nice guy. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Only uses his claws to climb back up the chimney. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Otherwise he wouldn't have any grip. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Makes sense. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
-Ho, ho, ho! -No, no, no! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Halloween. -Aw... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
So there's turkey, stuffing, roast potatoes, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
brussels sprouts smothered in banana and haddock sauce. Yum! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Sorry, bro - no B&H sauce. Just gravy. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Oh! Sprouts with no banana and haddock sauce?! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Christmas is ruined! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Santa Claus is pretty coo-el and all, his flying dolphins are pretty | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
awesome, but they're not my favourite Christmas personages. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Really? Who is? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
That girl who wrote all the festive songs - | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-Carol. -Of course, Carol! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
She really is great. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
It's amazing, really, that she wrote all those brilliant songs. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
# Ping-pong merrily with pie! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
# Shark the hairy anglers sing! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
# Rudolph the bottlenose dolphin! # | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Ah, classics. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Ho, ho, ho! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Now you've got it, Zig! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Huh? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Oh... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
So, zoggling buddies, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
that was our report on the crazy Earth celebration called Christmas. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
It's crackers! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Ah! A pencil sharpener! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
-A pencil sharpener! -Ha-ha! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
The King of Christmas and Pencil McPencil Sharpener signing off. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
And we'll see you real soon for another Zogcast. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-BOTH: -Zog you later! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
# Zogcast, Zogcast | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
# Zogcast, Zogcast | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
# Zogcast | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
# Zogcast! # | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 |
