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# Zogcast! # | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
-Calling Zog, calling Zog. -Zog! Ha-ha. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
Ah, Lieutenant General Captain Zignatius Hillary Zogly | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
and junior junior reporter Zig reporting from planet Earth. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-Today, we talk about football. -It's feetball. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-No, it's called football. -Uh-uh. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
If it was one guy hopping around the pitch on one leg | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
then it would be football. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
But there's loads of players. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
It's feetball. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
-Oh. -Ha-ha. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
That's a football. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
-No. -Oh. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Football for mice? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Uh-uh. -Football. -Oh. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Hey, why do they hide after they've scored a goal? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Huh, he's hoping that his team-mates can't see him. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
-Why? -Cos this happens. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
-Ooh, squishy. -Ho-ho-ho. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Zag, why is he running around pretending to be an aeroplane? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
The match is nearly over. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
-"Could you bring me aeroplane round? I want to flight home." -Ha-ha. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
Footballers are so rich. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Why is he sliding on his knees? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-Well, if you're doing the aeroplane, you got to land. -Oh, yeah. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Two teams of 11, 45 minutes a half, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
battle it out on the pitch of dreams for honour. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Sporting malarkey and the Cup, that's the beautiful game, bro. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
-You forgot the Ackerman ref. -The what? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-The Ackerman ref. -Ackerman ref? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
You know, the guy with the whistle. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
I think he's there to take sandwich orders for half-time. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Right. Just say that again and I'll replay you in slow motion. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Ackerman ref. A-h, c-o-m-e o-n, r-e-f. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
Hmm. That's a football. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
No. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
-POP Aargh! -Ha-ha. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
OK, that's a football for sure. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
No, that's a melon. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
But melonball could be the coolest game ever. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
You could kick it then eat it. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
G-o-a-l. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
CHOMP | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
Oh. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Zig, that's a football. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Ha-ha, got it, bro. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Yes, all I need is a racket, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
protective kneepads and a pony - cute one - | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
and I'm ready to play. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
-To the football court. -Ugh. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
So, there you have it, citizens of Zog, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
all you need to know about football. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Feetball. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Zig and Zag signing off but remember, Zoglings, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
we'll be back super-shortly with another Zogcast from Earth. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
BOTH: Zog you later. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
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