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# Zogcast! #

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-Calling Zog, calling Zog.

-Zog! Ha-ha.

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Ah, Lieutenant General Captain Zignatius Hillary Zogly

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and junior junior reporter Zig reporting from planet Earth.

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-Today, we talk about football.

-It's feetball.

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-No, it's called football.

-Uh-uh.

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If it was one guy hopping around the pitch on one leg

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then it would be football.

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But there's loads of players.

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It's feetball.

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-Oh.

-Ha-ha.

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That's a football.

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-No.

-Oh.

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Football for mice?

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-Uh-uh.

-Football.

-Oh.

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Hey, why do they hide after they've scored a goal?

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Huh, he's hoping that his team-mates can't see him.

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-Why?

-Cos this happens.

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-Ooh, squishy.

-Ho-ho-ho.

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Zag, why is he running around pretending to be an aeroplane?

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The match is nearly over.

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-"Could you bring me aeroplane round? I want to flight home."

-Ha-ha.

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Footballers are so rich.

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Why is he sliding on his knees?

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-Well, if you're doing the aeroplane, you got to land.

-Oh, yeah.

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Two teams of 11, 45 minutes a half,

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battle it out on the pitch of dreams for honour.

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Sporting malarkey and the Cup, that's the beautiful game, bro.

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-You forgot the Ackerman ref.

-The what?

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-The Ackerman ref.

-Ackerman ref?

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You know, the guy with the whistle.

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I think he's there to take sandwich orders for half-time.

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Right. Just say that again and I'll replay you in slow motion.

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Ackerman ref. A-h, c-o-m-e o-n, r-e-f.

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Hmm. That's a football.

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No.

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-POP Aargh!

-Ha-ha.

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OK, that's a football for sure.

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No, that's a melon.

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But melonball could be the coolest game ever.

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You could kick it then eat it.

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G-o-a-l.

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CHOMP

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Oh.

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Zig, that's a football.

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Ha-ha, got it, bro.

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Yes, all I need is a racket,

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protective kneepads and a pony - cute one -

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and I'm ready to play.

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-To the football court.

-Ugh.

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So, there you have it, citizens of Zog,

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all you need to know about football.

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Feetball.

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Zig and Zag signing off but remember, Zoglings,

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we'll be back super-shortly with another Zogcast from Earth.

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BOTH: Zog you later.

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