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-Calling Zog! Calling Zog! -Zog! | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-On today's Zogcast, we talk about parents. -Ooh! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
They're the leader of those herds of humans | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
who all live together in the same place. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
They're not called "herds" of humans! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh, sorry. My bad, pernickety snicket. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-A flock! -Still not right. -A litter? -Nuh-uh. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
They're simply called a "family." | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Parents come in all kinds of configurations - | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
there can be a mum and a dad, just a mum, just a dad, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
two mums, two dads... | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
-A mum and a chair? -What? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
They met one day at the furniture store. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
She was a lonely human lady, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
he was a newly-upholstered French chaise longue. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
-It was a love at first sight. -Don't think that's... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
They got married, bought a house, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
had a three-piece suite of furniture all of their own, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-and lived happily ever after. -Right. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
There are even special days every year celebrating parents. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Their birthdays? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
No, another day specially for mums - Mother's Day. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
And for dads - Father's Day. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Coo-ell! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
So if there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, when's Kids' Day? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-Er... Oh. There isn't one. -WHAT?! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
All that being extra nice for NOTHING?! Not cool! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Dad - A Poem, by Zig. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
You make me glad Just by being my dad | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Thanks, Dad You ain't so bad | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Dad. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Where is that coming from? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
-I'm going to be parents. -You're what now? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-I've been practising at being both a mum and a dad. -Go on, then. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED: -Have you done your homework? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-GRUFF: -Where'd I put the house keys? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Feet off the sofa! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
How would I know? Go ask your mum! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
How would I know? Ask your dad? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
No phones at the table! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
Right, who left these towels on the floor? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I'm not made of money! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Apologise to your sister! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
-Wow! -Now come here, son. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
And give your mum/dad a hug. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Mum - A Poem, by Zig. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
I'm never glum Cos you're my mum | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Thanks, Mum You're my number one | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-Mum. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Huh? Hmph. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
-CHEERING CUTS OFF -Hur-hur-hur! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
So there you go, Zogcast fans. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
All you need to know about what earthlings call parents. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Pity we don't have parents. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
We only have our zarents - Zita and Zed Zogly. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Who raised us, looked after us, and...WAIT A MINUTE! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
We do have parents after all! Big shout out to Zum and Zad Zogly! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Zig and Zag signing off. But remember, Zoglings - | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
we'll be back zuper shortly with another Zogcast! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-BOTH: -Zog you later! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
-Zogcast. -Zogcast. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
-Zogcast. -Zogcast. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Zogcast. -Zogcast. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
ZOGCAST! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 |