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Myles, turn it off and get ready for school - | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
I'm not going to tell you again! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Hi. My name's Kazim Adedayo, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
and I am the founder and co-owner of Speedi-Kazz. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
"What's that?" | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
Speedi-Kazz is an errand service that picks up whatever you need | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
and delivers it straight to your front door. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Where are you lot hiding the cameras? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-PHONE RINGS Sorry what? -Look, hold on. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-HE WHISTLES -Psst, big man. Big man! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
-Where is she, then? -What? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Stop being dumb, man! Where's Kazzandra? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
HE IMITATES MOANING | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Look, I haven't got time for your games, yeah? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
So if you and your reality TV show don't get away from my door, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
I'm going to call the mandem down here and... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh, no, no! Look, um... Look. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
I received a message from this address requesting for the service. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Ahh, this boy! Myles! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-Why you always shouting my...? -Shut your mouth and explain this! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Basically, one of my bredrens told me about | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
this new delivery service, Speedi-Kazz, and I thought I'd | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
do something nice and get one of your jackets dry cleaned. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
I swear you lot already paid for it. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
Yeah, he's right, madam. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
As you're Speedi-Kazz's fourth customer, on behalf of the company, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
we have already covered the cost of your dry cleaning. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Erm... OK, well...get yourself ready for school, then, Myles. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
Are you blind? Can't you see I'm going? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
All right, then. Well, have a nice day. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Mum, I don't need a kiss. I'm... | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Stop! All right...! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
HE SPITS | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
He thinks I'm his mate. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Yeah, but I don't know if I'm coming back for third year. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Yeah, but surely you understand that I don't want to pay | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
nine grand for something I might not even be doing. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Yeah, but I thought the student finance deadline was months away. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-I...I didn't get the e-mail. -PHONE RINGS | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Look, I'm going to have to call you back. Yeah. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Yep, I'll call you back. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
Hi Speedi-Kazz services, Jeremiah speaking. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
What have I told you? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-What? -Let the business phone ring out longer. All right? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
-People will think we ain't busy, you know? -But we aren't. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
But your mum. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
-What you saying? -You good? How'd the delivery go? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Yeah, it was calm, man. Proper. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Our name's getting out there, you know? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-How are you late, man? -Oh, just family stuff, innit? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Brother, you've got to separate family and business, you know? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-Professionalism, yeah? -Kaz! I'm sorry. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I got something for you. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Read it with an open mind, all right? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
MUSIC: Eko Ile by Fela Kutia | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
STALLHOLDER SHOUTS | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Kaz, we're just recording a two-minute video. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
We explain who we are, what the business is about | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
and then we're done - we don't need a script, bruv. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Hey, the deadline for the application is today. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
We need some sort of structure! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Listen, brother, we smash this application, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
we make it through to the interview stages. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
We make it through to the interview stages, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
we smash that - how much do they give us, J? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-Nah, you're just going to... -How much do they give us, J? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Go on... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
-HE SIGHS -£50,000. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
# Money, money, money, money! Eh! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
# Money! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
# Money, money, money, money! Eh! # | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Laugh, laugh. Laugh for once in your life. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Look, just remember, we ain't the only business | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
applying for funding, yeah? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
I hear dat, I hear dat, brother. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Anyway, look man, I've got to bounce. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
-Got a quick Skype meeting to attend to. -With who? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-Your mum. -Of course. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Meet me at the printing shop for 2:30. All right? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-We need to hand out some more flyers. -All right, OK. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
And don't forget your debit card, bro. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I bringing my debit card? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-I asked for 200 extra flyers to be printed out. -Kaz! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Bro, bro, bro, I would have got this one, yeah? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-But, like, all my money's gone. -So why didn't you ask me first? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Just use the money from your savings. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-No, bruv, you should have asked me... -Hey! Hey! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Look, five or six years down the line, yeah, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
these investments will be nothing. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
We're just starting out, so chill out. You get me? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
All right? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
All right! You get me! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
-All right. Meet me at 2:30, all right? -All right. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Keep it speedy, brother. Cool. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
CALL TONE | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Hey, Dad! -Kazo, Kazo! How are you? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Mo wa OK. Bawo ni tings in Nigeria? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-HE LAUGHS -My son can speak Yoruba now?! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:09 | |
How are things with me? I am fine. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Kazim, where's your mum? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
She's gone to yoga with Aunt Bola. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Kazim, can you wire me some money? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Just for a few investments, you know? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Erm, Dad, remember? I don't do the kid entertainment stuff any more. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
I'm running Speedi-Kazz full time now. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
What is speed...? Who is speeding, boy? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
No, Speedi-Kazz - the name of my business. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Ah... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
HE SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Dad, are you OK? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Kazim? Just tell your mother to wire £80 into my account, hmm? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:41 | |
I have to go. I have a few meetings. Just £80, please. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
Yeah. I'll speak to you soon. HANGING UP TONE | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
I love you. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
MUSIC: Kontrol by Maleek Berry | 0:05:53 | 0:05:58 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
You all right, brother? You good? This for you. I'll see you soon. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
All right, take care. Hello! Put that... | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Hi. Hi. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-I recognise you - Andre? Jermaine? -Kaz... -Leon? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Kaz. Kaz! -Yeah? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
I don't think we should be standing outside the school gates like this. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Yeah? It doesn't feel right. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
After today's delivery, yeah, I deeped it. Yeah? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Young people - that's our targeted audience! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Hey, hey, all they have to do is put us on Snapchat, all right? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
We go viral - boom! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Speedi-Kazzy makin' moneyz. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Yeah, but it still doesn't feel right, bruv. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Hey, giving birth - would that feel right? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I wouldn't know. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
I heard it feels like you're taking a poo. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
But it's still got to happen, brother. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Part of human cycle and all that. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
But that's not the same thing. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
That's what they want you to think. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
-What?! -What?! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Um... No. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
You're really peng. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
OK. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
So, what do you do? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
We're entrepreneurs. Yeah? That's what we do. Take this, gyaldem. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
All right? Speedi-Kazz will pick up whatever you need. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
It could be clothes, it could be food, pregnancy tests! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
HE CHUCKLES I won't tell your mum! Yeah... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-Yeah? -So is this your number, yeah? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
It's the business number. Yeah? You're going to call. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
You're going to call, aren't you? Go on. I'll hear from you later. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Bye, peng ting! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Keep it Speedi. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
-Keep it Speedi, yeah? -What's wrong with you? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Brother... Brother... | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Bro...you know what I clocked, yeah? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Hot wings are actually not hot. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
They're just warm. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
Doesn't... Doesn't make sense, to be honest. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-Why would you do that? -Come now, bad man. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
What happened to you earlier, man, with dem girls? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
You should have got them to use the service, bro. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
You were just standing there like "Err...". | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
Look, I don't like girls that compliment me like that, all right? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-It weirds me out. -Shut up. You're a liar. OK? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Cos in college you was always with a girl. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Yeah, but I didn't do nothing. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
They just come up to me, put their number in my phone, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
the next thing you know it's like, | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
"Oh, will you come over tonight? Dot, dot, dot, dot..." | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I just want a girl for me. You know what I'm saying? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
I just want her to want me for me and not just...for my body. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah, defo relate. Defo, man. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I relate, like... | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
# I need a girl to ride, ride, ride | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
# I need a girl to make my wife | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
# I need a girl who's...# HE MUMBLES | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Yeah something like that. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Sorry... We wanted to inquire about, um... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
S-Speedi-Kazz. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Come, come! "Targeted audience." | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
All right, what can I get you lot? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
If we, erm, if we make an order, will Kazzandra, er... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
actually be there? And then will she, erm... | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
..will she do...stuff? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Who's Kazzandra? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
We're good, yeah? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-MAN ON PHONE: -Welcome to Speedi-Kazz. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
That's our name... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Kazzandra, 12 guys today, 12 minutes - can you do it? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
-WOMAN ON PHONE: -Don't ask silly questions, Jaime! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
International. Guy number one, take your place. Time starts now. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
PANTING AND MOANING Oh! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
No, no, no, what's this? Oh, nah, man. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-HE SCREAMS VIOLENTLY -Ka... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
I can't... That's our name, bruv! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-Who sent you that video, brother? Brother... -Kaz... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
..come, come, where you get the video from? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Yo, yo, it's fine. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
You registered the name, yeah? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
So it's calm, we'll sort it. Yeah? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Yeah, yeah, yeah... -Relax, man. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
KAZ BREATHES DEEPLY | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
You registered our name, right? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Yes. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
You registered our name, right? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
# I need a girl to ride, ride, ride | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-# I need a girl to make my wife... # -Oh, come on! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
All right, real safe, yeah? In a bit. Cool. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
All right, good news. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
My boy Raz told me about this lawyer, yeah? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
He said that's she buss 82% of mandem on ends, yeah? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
She's the one for us, let's go. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
All right, so how much does she cost an hour? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
How much does she cost an hour, Kaz? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-£90. -No, bruv! We can't afford that! What's wrong with you? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-Hey, hey, hey... -Why you do this to me, bruv?! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Brother, brother, just trust me, all right? Yeah? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
The number one rule to a successful business - trust. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
I know what I'm doing. This lawyer's what we need. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Stop crying, yeah? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
It's hay fever, fam. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Come man, let's roll, let's roll. Come on. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Fix up your face, man. Come on... Hey, J, hey. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
# Fix up, look sharp! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
# Gonna...yeah... Get dark! # | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
If you knew the song, that joke would've banged. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-I know the song. -Who sang it? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-Tinchy. -Yeah, sure... | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
No, no! Skepta obviously. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
-Now you're just being racist. -How is that...? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
That's you confusing me, you know? I know Kano sung the song! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Anyone for Uber? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
No Uber? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
OK. Fine. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-Speedi-Kazz? -Hey! Let's go, come on. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
-Now, listen you call me when you get there, OK? -Yes, I will. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
And can you take some photos - I'd like to know what she looks like. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Mum, you're both moving on, remember? That's what we agreed. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-I'll tell Dad you said hi. -Thank you. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
Sorry, I just need to get my coat. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Oh... | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Thanks. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
You've got a really nice face. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
Hey, hey. HE WHISTLES | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Speedi-Kazz - name of our new business. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
We're entrepreneurs. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
-Oh, cool, thanks. -You're welcome. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
-Bye, Mum. -Bye, darling. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
-Right... -Focus. Come on, man. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
..before we start, I have to ask... | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
..have either of you ever been to jail, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
or are you currently on the run? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
No. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
No. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Great. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
So, it would appear you gentlemen forgot to register your trademark? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-COUGHS: -Kazim! -COUGHS: Your mum. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
I've got to be honest with you - | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
it would be entirely pointless to raise any kind of legal action | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
against a porn site for using a name that you haven't even registered. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
That's exactly what I told him, | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
so no offence, but this is a waste of time and money, so... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
HE WHISTLES Please proceed. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
So this is Jaime...Tulu-lopp-eh? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
Too... Tolu-lop... Tolu-lopp-eh? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
Yes? Yes. He created the site Jaime's Den two years ago. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:45 | |
And I had a chance to watch the video you sent me. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
That Kazzandra woman is something else. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Horrifying. Yeah. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Hey, sorry...um... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
just haven't got a lot of time left, so can we just... Yeah? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Let's talk about our name. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
-Well, you've got two options, darling. -Go on. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Option one - change your name. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Not happening. Option two? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
You could try and arrange a meeting with Jaime's team, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
but to be honest, I think you're just wasting your time. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
You're better off just changing your name. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Kaz, it's over. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
Look, when did you launch your business? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-Officially - three weeks ago. -SHE CHUCKLES | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
Well, you're fine, then! Just change your name... | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
No, it's our name! I'm not having it, man! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
No shouting in my office, please. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
What office? This place is a shack, all right? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
I find that very disrespectful. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
OK, OK, time out, Don't do... No... | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Listen, listen, yeah? It's over. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Let's just change the name. Yeah? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
So many businesses don't end up with the name they start with... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Brother, look, look, look, we aren't "so many businesses", all right? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
We're Speedi-Kazz, yeah? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Kaz, let's just change the name and keep it moving. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
We've still got to record this video, yeah? So come on! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-What you doing? -No, no. Wait. You wait. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Ka... Oh! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
Yeah. Yeah? You see this, brother? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
This is my life. All right? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
I'm not sure about you, but I'm serious about this business. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
I've come too far to just let it go. We can't allow this Jaime guy | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
to come and just take our name like that. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
No, let's fight back, all right? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Come on, let's go to his offices today, yeah? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
-We're going to go and see Jaime. -Good luck, lads. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Just make sure you leave the money in the pot before you go. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-PHONE VIBRATES -Oh, excuse me. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
What do you want, Frank? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
I don't care what the judge said. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Yeah, well, you're fat. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
You lot brothers, yeah? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Nah, nah, we're business partners. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
I had a business once... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
The mandem snaked me! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Threw me under the bus. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Watch out for the snakes in the grass, you man, yeah? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Got to be like a lawnmower. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
HE IMITATES LAWNMOWER | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Allow. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Good luck with the business, you man, yeah? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Hey, when you go outside, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
if you see Abdullah, | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
tell him I said... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
Hmm? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
R'N'B MUSIC PLAYS | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Too much swag, too much juice. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
We in France, we getting loose. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Bars, bars, bars! Yeah, I like that! Skills. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Yeah, I made this one a couple months ago. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
International. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-It's really good, man. Really, really good. -Mm. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Anyway, tell me a little bit more about yourselves. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
So, I started in the business alone at first. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Then I met Jerry at a party and we just... | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Do you know how to twerk? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
No. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
No problem. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Anyway, was it weird, working so close together at first? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
Um...kind of. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
But we just got used to it in the end, I guess, right? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Sorry, he's not normally like this. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
So, Jaime, the reason why we're here is to talk about our business name. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-It looks like we... -Call yourselves what you like. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I don't care about that. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
What I care about is how I can make you guys stars in the business. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:04 | |
So you mean...we get to keep our name? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
I don't see why not. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
The industry cares about you - not about your business name. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Exactly! You have made my day, you know, brother! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Thank you so much. I appreciate it, man. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
You good? You all right? Thank you, man. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Let's celebrate. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Ah, this guy! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Thank you. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Cheers. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
-Cheers. Keep it Speedi! -That's right! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-International! -Inter-na-tion-al! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Mm! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
So...you guys all chill, right? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Yeah, man, cool. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
I can't get you anything else? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
-Um...nah. -Contracts... -Yeah, we're cool. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Jaime, I guess all we need to do is just go through the contracts, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
paperwork, then we'll just bounce... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Don't worry about that. We can... We'll deal with that later. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
Kazim, right? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Kazim... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
Why don't you touch Jeremiah a little bit? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
CAMCORDER BEEPS | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
Just... Yeah. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
OK... Come on. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Smile, bro. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
Speedi-Kazz - we outchere! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Get off me. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
He thinks we're in the porn business, Kazim. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
-Bro, what's wrong with you? -Look at that corner of the room. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-Huh? -Just look! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Hey. Come on, guys... | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
No... No, no, no! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
No, no. Sorry, no. No, no, stop, please. No. No. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
I don't understand. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
No, no, Jaime... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
..we're not here to do sex stuff. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
Then why are you here? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Because our business name is called Speedi-Kazz, | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
and that's the name of one of your channels, | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-so we wanted to ask you if we could have... -No, thank you. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Please leave. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Garry! Hey. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Yeah, send the next couple. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
-Jaime, Jaime. Jaime, look! Show him. -Huh? -Show him. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
What? Show. Him. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Oh! Oh! OK. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
-You're mad. -Yes. Absolutely. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Look, Jaime, clearly getting a permanent tattoo before | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
registering our name wasn't the best idea, but...this is his dream. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
-It's my dream, man. -It's... | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
It's our dream. And, look, it's just us, OK? | 0:20:57 | 0:21:03 | |
No support, not from our family, not from our parents. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
My parents did the same. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
They refused to let me record them having sex for my website. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
No support. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
OK! Look, Jaime, all we're asking, yeah, is, could you please | 0:21:16 | 0:21:21 | |
change the name of your Speedi-Kazz channel on the site? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Just give us the rights and then we'll go, you never have to... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Boy-boy-girl, I think. Hi, Jaime, can I have a word outside? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
No problem. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I've got work to do. You've got to go. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-Jaime... -Please. Please. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Please, please. Please. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
-What do you mean "no"? -Jaime, calm down. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
No! I will not calm down! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
You can't come here and tell me Kazzandra is about to be deported | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
and expect me to be calm. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-Didn't the lawyers sort out her papers? -Yes! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
I mean, they tried but... | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Maybe we can go to the Home Office and give them a little... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
How about that? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
This is England, not Senegal, Jaime. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Look, boys... | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
..with business I need to crack on. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
So, as Simon's cow would say, "It's a no from me." | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
-Please.... -Don't beg, don't cry... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
..just leave. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
However... | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
..if you do me a small, small favours, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
I will personally sign over the name Speedi-Kazz to you. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:53 | |
No. No. Kaz, he's lying. Yeah? Come on. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
I've got the documents right here. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Just a small, small favours. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Your call. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
MUSIC: For The Love Of Money by The O'Jays | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
We good? All right, recording. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
-Ready, bro? -Don't touch me. -Sorry, sorry. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
-Hi! -Hi. -My name is Kazim Adedayo. -Jeremiah. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
-And we are, together, Speedi-Kazz. -S-Speedi-Kazz. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Who we are - first of all, our name belongs to us and no-one else, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
if anyone is wondering. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
Judges, we want this £50,000 because we believe we deserve it. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
-I can't do this. -And when we go to... | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
-Jerry sit down. -I can't do it. -Jerry sit down. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
-We worked very hard for this. -Why's your bed like that, bruv? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Hey, judges, as you're watching... Just sit down. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Bro, come on, man, you don't need to do this right now. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 |