The Longest Day Being Human


The Longest Day

Comedy-drama series about a werewolf, a vampire and a ghost. Herrick is back, but is he megalomaniac vampire or defenceless victim? His life hangs in the balance.


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-Help with what?!

-I'm pregnant!

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-We're kind of...

-An item!

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That's amazing!

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Somebody's going to get you.

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Bang.

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Well, good or bad, it's what happens next.

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I am the beginning.

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There will be more after me!

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Do it!

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ROARS

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SCREAMING

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This land is ours, and we have all the time in the world.

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Aaarrrggghhh!

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This programme contains some strong language

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and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.

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# Johnny, remember me...

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# Well, it's hard to believe, I know

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# But I hear her singing in the sighing of the wind

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# Blowing in the treetops

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# Way above me

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# Johnny, remember me

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# Yes, I'll always remember

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# Till the day I die... #

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Oh, God.

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Georgio, how you doing, top gun?

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Yeah, I know, mental in here. Look.

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See that? Found it in the grounds.

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He was having a piss in a bush and it throws itself at me.

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Doo-twatting-lally. Won't even say its own name.

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The law's going to take its photo,

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put it on the news, see if anyone knows it.

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And probably, they'll be wanting to interview me, and all.

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Me on the telly!

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That'll show my bastard brother-in-law.

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Yeah, I've got a mate in imaging,

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she owes me a favour, so she brought me in earlier.

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I've still got some of that bloody jelly stuff.

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Aw!

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-You're holding it upside down.

-Oh.

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Aww, that's so sweet.

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-Still there.

-Yep. Still there.

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-I thought I'd lost it.

-But you didn't.

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Nina, you didn't, it's all right.

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It's OK, it can survive a transformation. It...

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I hate calling it "it". The baby, the baby can survive!

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We're going to have to have a treat tonight.

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Big tea, major pudding and, oh, just happy times.

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Ooh, and Jenga!

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I'll see you back at the house.

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Pissing Jenga.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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George...

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'Nina, it's him. I said it can't be him, but it's him, he's here...'

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You're babbling. Slow down, breathe.

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'It's definitely Herrick. He's here in the psych ward.'

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What?

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Look, it can't be, you've made a mistake.

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There is no reflection! It's him!

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This is the end. They take his photo,

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they find out, they find out what he is.

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This is the end.

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Well, then we make a break for it. Now, just the two of us.

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And go where? We will be hunted, every single one of us!

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What are you doing? What are you doing?

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I've no idea.

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No, Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina... Oh, dear God.

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MUFFLED CHATTER, TALK OVER RADIO

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HERRICK WHISPERS TO HIMSELF

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Mr Herrick? Do you know me?

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OK, but I know you. My name's Nina.

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Now, you want to get out of here, don't you?

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I can help you.

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I can help you get out of here, but you have to come now.

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-Oh, my God. Oh, my God...

-George.

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Oh, my... What are you doing?

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-Nina, did anyone see you?

-I don't think so, come on,

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before they figure it out. Come on!

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Doors opening.

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What floor?

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Penthouse suite(!) What do you think? The basement!

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-We can get out that way. Just hurry!

-I'm trying.

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Bloody move, you arseing lift!

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Where are you taking me?

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Just... It'll be all right, just trust us.

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'Doors closing.'

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'Doors opening.'

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What the shite are you playing at, Brainiac?

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-Do you know him?

-Me?

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Know him? Of course.

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George, I can't believe you didn't say...

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-Who is he, then?

-This man?

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This man here? LAUGHS

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I will tell you exactly who this man is.

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This man is my Uncle Billy.

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'Doors closing.'

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SCREAMING

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You're going to be killed by a werewolf. A wolf-shaped bullet.

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GUNSHOT

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Mitchell?!

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Yeah, coming.

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Mitchell.

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Yeah? What's up?

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What's wrong?

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Good job we've got plenty of rooms.

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This will help with your dehydration.

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You'll feel better.

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Sip it very slowly.

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He was in the acute unit.

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The police were there, the bloody police!

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They would have taken his photo and then... This isn't possible.

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It can't be possible, but it's him.

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It's definitely him.

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Is it him, Mitchell?

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Mitchell. Mitchell?

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What are we going to do?

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Stake him.

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What did he say?

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It is him, isn't it? I mean, I know it's him.

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But it's not him, but it is him, isn't it?

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It's him.

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You're going to do it now? Mitchell, wait!

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-Come here, you prick!

-Wait.

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Mitchell, wait. Mitchell!

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Mitchell, wait, no!

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Help me!

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Wait! George, please, do something! Just wait!

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THEY ALL SHOUT

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Come on!

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-Get up! Get up!

-< Please, no!

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MAN SCREAMS

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Please, someone... George!

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No! No!

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Help me! Help me!

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Don't!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Shit, there's somebody at the door! What do they want?

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Annie, would you mind?

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Yes. No. I mean, I'll look, but..

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Don't do anything.

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Just stay where you are.

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< Is it the Jehovah's?

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Shit! Shit it!

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Barbara, yeah, I'm outside the house now.

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I it the Jehovah's? I knew I shouldn't have been nice.

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It's social services, it's got to be.

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She looks knackered and she has terrible hair.

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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What, what, what do they want?

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At a wild guess, I'd say they'd like to know

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how my Uncle Billy from Bristol came to be in a Barry psych ward.

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Now, Mr Herrick, let's get you upstairs

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and we can run you a nice warm bath.

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What's happening? Why's he trying to hurt me?

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HE MOUTHS I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

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You promised me I'd be safe and he...

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Who are you people?

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I'll explain later, OK?

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But right now, I need to get you upstairs. OK?

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George, get the door, try and act normal.

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-I think I'm going to be sick.

-Who's Uncle Billy?

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We had to think of something.

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There were police. They were going to take photos.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Just look normal. Look normal! Be normal!

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Sorry, I wasn't sure if the bell was working.

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-The bell, is it not working?

-I don't know.

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That is completely unacceptable.

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Mitchell, this is...

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This is Wendy, and Wendy is a community psychiatric nurse!

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Isn't that something? Isn't that just...

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I mean, "Wow," is all I can say. "Mega wow!"

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Oh, the vista? I know. Oh, God!

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Sometimes, we pretend to surf in front of it.

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Don't we, Mitchell, don't we?

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Yeah, sometimes we do.

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It's the wind in your hair, the salt spray on your face,

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and it's just you and the ocean.

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Sometimes we have a barbie and beers on the beach. Crazy days, Wendy.

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Crazy days and crazy, crazy nights... Tea?

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Cocking hell.

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Oh, it's my lunch. I wondered what had happened to it.

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Oh, thanks, just what I need.

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Spitting feathers, I am. Bloody druids.

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Sorry?

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Why I wasn't able to meet you at the hospital

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and drive you home - it's the bloody druids.

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Having one of their bonanzas. All of them, on the ley lines.

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They're blocking off the road.

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There are queues going right back. Everyone's effing and jeffing.

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I'll take that for you, shall I?

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I mean, they call themselves druids,

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but I recognised quite a few faces from B&Q

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so I asked them, "Where's my sodding kitchen units?"

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Be with me Monday, apparently.

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They've been saying that for two weeks. Bastards.

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I hope a standing stone falls on them.

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-Excuse me if I'm talking a lot - I had three Red Bulls in the car.

-Ah!

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-PHONE BEEPS

-Anyhow...

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won't take up too much of your time, I know it's getting late,

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just got to dot the Is, cross the Ts.

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Then, if anything goes wrong,

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it won't be me doorstepped by the tabloids.

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Little social services in-joke for you there -

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never fails to crack me up.

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You've got the details of your uncle's doctor,

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his medication, his care pathway?

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Yeah, I-I can't quite remember all of it.

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No, don't worry, because it'll all be in here.

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Once it plays ball. Just...work!

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Oh, work. Work or I'll bitchslap you!

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PHONE RINGS

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Not again. It's, yes, my line manager. I'm sorry.

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-No, it's... I'll...

-Barbara.

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It's going to happen all over again.

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It's not. We get rid of him.

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We wait for her to do whatever she has to do

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and then we get rid of him.

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I don't understand - how is he here?

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Here, in bloody Barry, in the hospital where we work, how?

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I don't know. Stop asking me.

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I ripped him to shreds. I killed him.

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Let's keep our voices down, shall we?

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I ripped his head off and you said...

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you said that would be it, no-one survives werewolf attack.

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It's the end, there is no coming back, so you tell me -

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how has he survived?

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I don't know! I don't have all the answers!

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I just know that we need to get rid of him tonight.

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But he doesn't know us. Not you! Of all people, he should know you.

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And George and Nina.

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He's supposed to hate werewolves but he was holding Nina's hand.

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And what? What? You think he's all cured?

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He's better now? He's bluffing! Why can't anyone see that?!

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That noise that he made, that noise. He was so scared,

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It was horrible, it was so...so human.

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But he's not human. He's far from it.

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Couldn't we just give him some clothes and some money

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and drive him somewhere and just set him free?

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Oh, yeah, that's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

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Genius! Set him free?! For fuck's sake, Annie!

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Don't talk to me like that!

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Say something sensible, then! Jesus!

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George, you understand, don't you?

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You know there's only one way?

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I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't...

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Hey, hey, I'm not asking you to do anything. I'll do it.

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But it has to be done. Agreed?

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-WHISPERS:

-Yes.

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-Yes.

-Right. It's decided.

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-BUZZER RASPS

-Bloody hell, what's that?

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It's the timer for the meringues.

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I was going to make Eton mess to celebrate.

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Celebrate? Celebrate what?

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Me still being pregnant, if you're interested.

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Of course I'm still interested.

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Of course I'm... That's wonderful, Nina.

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All done, phone call over.

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So, let's make a start, then I can get out of your hair.

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MAN SCREAMS

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If you wouldn't mind. A new face, it might scare him.

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SCREAMING CONTINUES

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George, wait, I don't want anybody going up there!

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You are making things worse. George, get him some clean clothes.

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George, get the man out of the attic, I don't want anybody going up there.

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What does it matter what room they're in?

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-It just does.

-No, what matters is keeping him quiet,

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answering her questions, looking like "appropriate carers",

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and she goes, and we can... No, you. ...then you can do it.

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And it's done.

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-All right, Mr Herrick.

-There was nothing in the mirror!

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You see, it was a trick mirror. A joke.

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It wasn't very funny!

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No, it was silly, we were silly. Weren't we, George?

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Yes, very silly.

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You see, the thing is, Mr Herrick, downstairs there's a lady

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and she'd like to talk with you, see if you're happy.

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I should tell her about him, the dark one, attacking me.

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No. No, you see, you can't do that. Um...

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You'd be taken away, there'd be police.

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-And would you get in trouble?

-Yes, yes. A lot of trouble.

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So, you want me to lie?

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No, no. Not lie, exactly. Just not tell.

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Can you do that for me? Hmm?

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Please?

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I'd like to get dressed now.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Tena Lady moment!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Shall I get that?

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Can I help you?

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-Is Mitchell here?

-< Mitchell!

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Er, is that the Irishman?

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Yes, yes, he's in. He's a bit busy at the moment but...

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-You have to invite me in.

-No, don't invite her in.

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Proper manners! Oh, my mother would have loved you! Come in.

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< Shit! Mitchell!

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Been camping?

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Sorry, who are you?

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Cara! Here you are.

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The room's all ready for you, darling.

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I need to talk to you.

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Yeah, no worries, you just hang a left here, just head down there.

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Mr Mitchell?

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-Yeah?

-Is she all right?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a hard-core raver.

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Festival season.

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She looks like she's just fallen off a park bench now,

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but a hot shower and some beans on toast

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and she's back to the building society in her navy suit.

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Of course! Raving.

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Well, I was young once, too.

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Once.

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Of course you were. Why don't you take a seat in here?

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I'll be with you in a second.

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-WHISPERS:

-Stay here.

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Pleased to see me, then?

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Nina, what if he says something? What if he tells?

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Then we'll be in deep shit.

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Hey, what is it?

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Just now, in the kitchen, you agreed to murder.

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It's not the same.

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No thought, no question, just agreed.

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I know this is really difficult for you to understand

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because you weren't really there, but Herrick is dangerous.

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He wasn't the one looking dangerous to me.

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In seven months' time, we're going to have a baby.

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I don't want our baby to have a father

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who sticks his fingers in his ears...

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I'm not listening to this.

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...and agrees to murder, like it's nothing!

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SIGHS

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Ages it's taken me to find you. Tracked the dogs.

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Knew you wouldn't be too far behind them.

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What are you doing here?

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Need your help. With Herrick.

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Oh, great(!) You know about him?

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Of course I bloody know! I brought him back!

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He run off from me at the hospital. I need to find him.

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You brought him back?

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Oh, well, aren't you the clever girl(?)

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He told me how to do it. He's our captain.

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He'd always find a way, and he told me, and I done it to the letter,

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but he don't know me, he don't know what he's for.

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-Bullshit! He remembers!

-He doesn't!

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I've bled myself near enough out over and over,

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just so he can get a taste and realise, but he just screams.

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You're the only one who can make him how he's supposed to be.

0:22:410:22:45

How did he come back?

0:22:450:22:46

What's it matter to you all of a sudden?

0:22:460:22:48

Cara, Cara, listen to me, I need to know, OK?

0:22:480:22:52

I really need to know because...

0:22:520:22:54

I've been told that I'm going to get got. All right?

0:22:560:22:58

I don't know when, but one full moon, a werewolf is going to kill me, Cara,

0:22:580:23:02

and I'm not willing to accept that...that...er...?

0:23:020:23:05

-Prophecy?

-Yeah. I won't have it.

0:23:050:23:08

I don't want to die, sweetheart, so you'll have to tell me.

0:23:080:23:11

I'll tell you, just as soon as you make my Herrick right.

0:23:110:23:15

Tit for tat, Mitchell. Tit for tat.

0:23:150:23:18

Hello?

0:23:210:23:23

Hello?

0:23:240:23:25

Can you hear me? Nina?

0:23:260:23:29

Mr Mitchell?

0:23:290:23:32

DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES

0:23:410:23:43

Hello?

0:23:520:23:54

Mr Mitchell?

0:24:020:24:04

CROCKERY SHATTERS

0:24:060:24:08

Bollocks!

0:24:080:24:10

You help me with my darling, we'll tell you the secret.

0:24:130:24:16

And then me, you and Herrick,

0:24:160:24:19

we'll be unstoppable!

0:24:190:24:20

Wendy was calling you. She was going to come down here.

0:24:220:24:25

What? What does she want?

0:24:250:24:27

-Where are the others?

-She's up there on her own.

0:24:300:24:33

Don't leave this room.

0:24:340:24:35

I'm going nowhere, Big Bad John.

0:24:350:24:37

MITCHELL: Uncle Billy's welcome here. Whatever he needs is good with us.

0:24:490:24:53

-WENDY:

-That's so kind. Really generous.

0:24:530:24:56

MITCHELL: The poor guy's been through so much.

0:24:560:24:58

The least anyone can do is show a little compassion, you know?

0:24:580:25:01

How's he doing?

0:25:040:25:06

Much better, yeah, much, um... much calmer.

0:25:060:25:10

Mmm. So, I'll need to look round the house

0:25:100:25:12

and assess the suitability of the environment.

0:25:120:25:15

Again, that's just ticking boxes.

0:25:150:25:18

Yep. Er, cool, I'll leave you to it.

0:25:180:25:20

No, no, I've got some more questions, so if we all go,

0:25:200:25:23

then if any issues arise, we can chat through as a group.

0:25:230:25:28

You and your uncle must be very close for him to want to follow you.

0:25:360:25:39

-Is there no other family?

-No, no, just us.

0:25:390:25:42

It must have really upset him when you left Bristol.

0:25:420:25:45

-What brought you here?

-Work.

0:25:450:25:48

It's like that Tracey Thingy.

0:25:520:25:55

With the bed.

0:25:550:25:57

It's a contemplation room.

0:25:570:25:59

I tried that. Contemplation, meditation.

0:26:010:26:05

Ended up boring myself.

0:26:050:26:07

I was given the preliminary report from the hospital,

0:26:080:26:13

what your uncle said when he was found.

0:26:130:26:16

It's quite...distressing.

0:26:160:26:19

Oh?

0:26:190:26:20

He kept talking about a woman bleeding on him.

0:26:200:26:26

Trying to make him drink her blood.

0:26:270:26:29

I'm sorry, Nina, I mean, it's so ugly,

0:26:300:26:33

but there are people out there who prey on the vulnerable,

0:26:330:26:37

and if there's abuse, then we need to inform the police.

0:26:370:26:40

He hasn't said anything to you, has he?

0:26:400:26:42

No.

0:26:420:26:44

So where does that come from, then?

0:26:440:26:46

I don't know.

0:26:460:26:48

You have to wonder what kind of movies he's been watching.

0:26:480:26:50

Poor Billy.

0:26:520:26:54

Can I borrow your loo? I'm completely bursting.

0:26:560:26:58

Think you're a proper princess, you. Looking down your nose at me.

0:27:020:27:06

But I got something you daren't even dream of.

0:27:060:27:09

What's that?

0:27:090:27:10

A demon lover.

0:27:100:27:12

How did it happen?

0:27:180:27:19

You being made, I mean.

0:27:190:27:21

He came for me at night. After my shift.

0:27:210:27:24

I locked up and took the rubbish out the back, and there he was.

0:27:240:27:28

He smiled at me and took me in his arms.

0:27:290:27:33

He said I was his bride in glory.

0:27:330:27:35

And the world was all sparkles and gold.

0:27:350:27:38

Mm. A knee-trembler by the bins.

0:27:380:27:41

That's enough to put stars in any girl's eyes.

0:27:410:27:43

You wouldn't understand.

0:27:430:27:46

Oh, I dunno.

0:27:460:27:48

I think we've got quite a lot in common.

0:27:480:27:51

I, er, loved my fiance,

0:27:510:27:54

put my heart on a plate for him.

0:27:540:27:57

And he killed me.

0:27:570:27:59

Herrick didn't kill me. He chose me because I was special!

0:27:590:28:03

He made me part of the master race!

0:28:030:28:06

Everything I am is for him, and he loves me!

0:28:060:28:09

But he doesn't know you, does he? He doesn't know any of us.

0:28:090:28:12

So if he doesn't know you, doesn't remember,

0:28:120:28:15

then it's all over, isn't it?

0:28:150:28:18

What do you mean, he doesn't know you? He's up at that hospital.

0:28:180:28:22

No, he's upstairs. But we could help you, I could help you.

0:28:220:28:26

Cara, please, we all can help...

0:28:260:28:28

-WENDY:

-Barbara, can I call you back?

0:28:290:28:32

No, it's just I'm actually on the toilet,

0:28:320:28:34

doing an actual wee...

0:28:340:28:36

RAPID FOOTSTEPS What the hell is that?

0:28:360:28:38

Don't move. I'll deal with it.

0:28:420:28:43

NINA: George!

0:28:450:28:46

George!

0:28:460:28:48

George!

0:28:480:28:50

You!

0:28:540:28:55

Darling, we have to go now. This isn't the place for you.

0:28:550:28:58

Don't be scared. Not of me.

0:28:580:29:01

What you doing, darling? They're not fit to lick your boots!

0:29:030:29:07

I want her gone.

0:29:070:29:09

-The disgusting things she's done to me!

-Don't worry, don't worry.

0:29:090:29:12

I won't let her hurt you.

0:29:120:29:14

Cara, come on, let's go.

0:29:140:29:16

You have to remember now.

0:29:160:29:18

Tell 'em who we are.

0:29:180:29:20

Because you know me, really, don't you?

0:29:200:29:22

I'm your Cara, the chosen one.

0:29:220:29:25

Together, we are divinity.

0:29:250:29:28

That's it.

0:29:360:29:37

That's it. See?

0:29:380:29:41

Don't need your pity or your help.

0:29:410:29:43

I have my Captain. Don't I, my love?

0:29:450:29:48

You obscene bitch.

0:29:490:29:51

You filth.

0:29:510:29:54

I can smell your stink, and it turns my stomach.

0:29:540:29:58

I'm nothing without you.

0:29:590:30:01

Well, then.

0:30:020:30:04

You are nothing.

0:30:040:30:05

CARA SOBS

0:30:090:30:11

Don't you look ugly when you're crying?

0:30:120:30:14

Cara, come on.

0:30:160:30:18

Come on. Let's get you out of here.

0:30:190:30:21

Let's go. Let's have a little chat, yeah?

0:30:210:30:24

Come on, let's go.

0:30:240:30:25

-Cara, come on. Cara, Cara!

-Get off!

0:30:250:30:28

No!

0:30:300:30:31

Argh!

0:30:330:30:36

WENDY: Here you all are!

0:30:490:30:50

What's going on in here, then?

0:30:510:30:53

Are you smoking?

0:30:570:30:58

Fantastic! Oh, thank you, Jesus!

0:31:000:31:03

I'm supposed to be giving up, but...sod it!

0:31:030:31:07

Always keep one for emergency.

0:31:070:31:09

You must be Uncle Billy.

0:31:150:31:17

Hello.

0:31:190:31:21

Poor Cara, huh?

0:31:360:31:37

Having all that love thrown back in her face.

0:31:370:31:39

She killed...

0:31:390:31:41

and killed and killed. Don't waste your time on her.

0:31:410:31:43

You felt the same.

0:31:430:31:45

I saw the way you looked.

0:31:450:31:46

What did you want to talk to her about?

0:31:480:31:50

What was so important that made you look like that?

0:31:500:31:52

Mitchell?

0:31:540:31:56

-What do you want from me?

-Nothing.

0:31:560:31:57

Don't change the subject.

0:31:580:32:00

You want every little corner of me.

0:32:000:32:03

But I just don't want to give it.

0:32:030:32:04

Why are you being like this?

0:32:060:32:07

Oh, come on. Don't tell me you haven't noticed.

0:32:070:32:09

All the bright smiles and the chat.

0:32:090:32:13

It doesn't make up for what just isn't there.

0:32:130:32:15

No.

0:32:150:32:16

No, you came and got me, you saved me and you said that you loved me.

0:32:160:32:19

I was in love with the idea of being a hero,

0:32:190:32:22

a rescuer, your saviour.

0:32:220:32:25

That's what I was in love with. Not you.

0:32:250:32:27

It's for the best. One day, you'll realise.

0:32:270:32:29

SOBBING

0:32:450:32:48

ELECTRICITY FIZZES AND CRACKLES

0:32:550:32:58

And you walked all the way?

0:32:590:33:01

You must be very tired.

0:33:010:33:03

-Yeah. My...my feet hurt.

-They must do.

0:33:030:33:06

But you don't remember anything else, Mr Herrick? Nothing at all?

0:33:060:33:10

Just that I was walking and I was scared.

0:33:100:33:15

Really scared.

0:33:170:33:19

And then, er, Nina was there.

0:33:200:33:22

And how about here, Mr Herrick? Is this a good place for you to be?

0:33:240:33:27

Do you feel happy, safe here?

0:33:280:33:31

Of course.

0:33:360:33:37

I feel safe.

0:33:380:33:40

I'm not scared any more.

0:33:400:33:42

I'd like to stay here.

0:34:000:34:02

Just the...five of us.

0:34:020:34:04

Well, no, there'd be... there'd be four of you.

0:34:040:34:07

Is there another permanent resident here you haven't told me about?

0:34:090:34:11

No.

0:34:110:34:12

I meant you.

0:34:200:34:21

You're my friend.

0:34:210:34:23

Oh, that's so sweet!

0:34:230:34:24

Of course I'm your friend, but I live somewhere else.

0:34:240:34:29

Bless you, though. That's...

0:34:310:34:33

HE MOUTHS

0:34:350:34:37

That's...quite weird.

0:34:380:34:40

Er... Nina. Could we talk on our own for a bit?

0:34:420:34:45

Uh... Yeah, of course.

0:34:450:34:48

Come on, Uncle Billy.

0:34:500:34:53

Thank you for not saying anything.

0:35:090:35:10

I didn't want anyone to get into trouble.

0:35:130:35:15

You haven't done anything to me.

0:35:170:35:18

But your friend,

0:35:200:35:21

you want to watch him.

0:35:210:35:22

WENDY: There's no record of him.

0:35:240:35:25

Well, tha...

0:35:270:35:29

that's ridiculous.

0:35:290:35:30

CLACKING OF LAPTOP KEYS

0:35:300:35:32

This isn't right. This is not right.

0:35:320:35:35

There's something going on here.

0:35:350:35:37

I'm sorry, I need to make a phone call.

0:35:370:35:40

Yeah, well...so do I.

0:35:400:35:43

What's your manager's number?

0:35:430:35:44

I'm going to report you for negligence.

0:35:460:35:48

I haven't been negligent.

0:35:480:35:49

You arrive late,

0:35:530:35:55

bombed on bloody Red Bull, talking a load of inconsequential guff

0:35:550:36:00

about druids and kitchen units and now you accuse me of, what?

0:36:000:36:05

Fraudulently inventing a vulnerable relative

0:36:050:36:08

just to cover up the fact that you've deleted his records?

0:36:080:36:11

-- I didn't delete...

-Doorstepped by the tabloids

0:36:110:36:13

is going to seem like a walk in the park when I'm done with you!

0:36:130:36:16

What's your manager's number, Wendy?

0:36:190:36:21

I'm going to unleash a shit storm!

0:36:210:36:23

George?

0:36:260:36:27

It is George, isn't it?

0:36:270:36:30

Did I do something to you?

0:36:320:36:35

Some...

0:36:350:36:37

injustice, some injury?

0:36:370:36:40

Just stop it, all right?

0:36:400:36:43

Enough! You know.

0:36:430:36:45

You know.

0:36:450:36:47

-You remember.

-I don't.

0:36:470:36:49

I don't know even why I'm here.

0:36:490:36:51

All I remember is...snow.

0:36:510:36:54

And these women wiping their blood in my mouth.

0:36:540:36:58

Yeah, well.

0:36:580:37:00

What do you think of that?

0:37:000:37:02

You're a Jew?

0:37:050:37:06

But I'm not one of those sorts of people.

0:37:070:37:10

Anti-Semites. I'm not one of those.

0:37:100:37:14

WENDY: I've got 47 caseloads.

0:37:260:37:29

I'm not coping.

0:37:290:37:30

I don't sleep.

0:37:330:37:34

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:37:340:37:36

That'll be her again.

0:37:380:37:39

Yep.

0:37:400:37:41

Day and night, she's always picking holes in everything I do.

0:37:410:37:45

She just doesn't let up.

0:37:450:37:47

You'd better talk to her.

0:37:480:37:49

SHE STOPS THE CALL

0:37:530:37:55

Wendy...

0:37:550:37:57

I'm going to do you a very big favour.

0:37:570:38:00

OK?

0:38:000:38:02

You write it up like nothing happened,

0:38:020:38:06

sign it off.

0:38:060:38:08

And we keep it between us.

0:38:080:38:11

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you, thank you.

0:38:150:38:18

Oh, thank you so much.

0:38:180:38:21

Thank you.

0:38:210:38:22

WENDY SOBS

0:38:220:38:24

-That's really... Thanks.

-That's OK.

0:38:240:38:28

WENDY SOBS AND THANKS NINA

0:38:280:38:31

SHE SOBS

0:38:430:38:45

What was it that I did to you?

0:39:070:39:09

It's complicated.

0:39:100:39:12

-And did you do something to me?

-Yeah, you could say that.

0:39:120:39:17

I apologise.

0:39:200:39:22

Whatever it was, it must have been pretty serious.

0:39:240:39:27

You don't seem the type to be violent.

0:39:270:39:30

And you're going to be a father too?

0:39:300:39:32

How do you know?

0:39:320:39:34

I heard Nina say. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been listening.

0:39:340:39:36

But...new life? That's wonderful.

0:39:390:39:43

Frightening, but wonderful.

0:39:430:39:45

I don't know. I worry about it all the time.

0:39:490:39:53

-Is it the right time?

-It never is.

0:39:530:39:56

I wonder if I'm right, if I'm going to be a good father.

0:39:580:40:01

I don't know... I don't know anything, I don't know...

0:40:010:40:05

You'll be a good father.

0:40:090:40:11

You need to have more faith in yourself, George.

0:40:130:40:15

Well done.

0:40:320:40:33

I'm not proud of it.

0:40:350:40:36

It can't be helped.

0:40:360:40:38

You did what was necessary.

0:40:400:40:41

Wait.

0:40:430:40:44

I didn't agree.

0:40:450:40:47

Because, you know,

0:40:470:40:49

if we're really going to execute an amnesiac psychiatric patient

0:40:490:40:52

like we're the governor of shitting Texas, or something,

0:40:520:40:55

then we should all have a vote. And I didn't get my vote.

0:40:550:40:59

Nina, William Herrick has achieved something

0:40:590:41:02

that nobody else has managed to do in over two millennia.

0:41:020:41:06

He is a vampire at the very height of his power,

0:41:060:41:09

and every second, he grows stronger.

0:41:090:41:12

Now he can't hurt Annie. Not me, not now, things have changed.

0:41:120:41:16

What things?

0:41:160:41:18

Things. It's complicated.

0:41:190:41:21

Oh, it always is with you.

0:41:210:41:23

But here's something simple.

0:41:230:41:25

You, George and the baby?

0:41:250:41:27

Herrick will annihilate you.

0:41:270:41:29

Oh, you're doing this for us? How selfless(!)

0:41:290:41:33

Do you think I'm enjoying this?

0:41:330:41:35

I think there's a poison in you

0:41:360:41:38

which is nothing to do with being a vampire. So, yeah.

0:41:380:41:41

I think you do enjoy it.

0:41:410:41:44

Oh, my God!

0:41:460:41:48

It's you!

0:41:490:41:50

Of course, of course, it's going to be you.

0:41:520:41:55

-What's going to be me?

-Nina...

0:41:550:41:58

a little bullet.

0:41:580:42:00

I am going to make you so very happy.

0:42:020:42:05

-What the fuck does that mean?

-You'll see.

0:42:050:42:07

And I'm going to do what needs doing,

0:42:070:42:09

because I don't need your permission for anything.

0:42:090:42:11

It's coming.

0:42:150:42:17

No.

0:42:220:42:23

No.

0:42:250:42:27

What are you doing, George?

0:42:310:42:33

Are you really going to use that?

0:42:350:42:37

I don't think you have it in you.

0:42:370:42:40

You know it.

0:42:400:42:42

And I know it.

0:42:420:42:43

Your hand is shaking, George.

0:42:470:42:49

Your hand is shaking so hard.

0:42:490:42:52

Who do you think you are, huh?

0:42:560:42:58

Pointing the stick at me, you fucking dog! Get out of my way!

0:42:580:43:02

I said no!

0:43:020:43:04

Move.

0:43:090:43:11

I'm not letting you do it.

0:43:110:43:12

Oh, what do you even care? You killed him once already.

0:43:120:43:15

What do I care? I never wanted to be a killer

0:43:150:43:18

of anything or anybody, but I did it.

0:43:180:43:20

I know! I know, and you did it for me.

0:43:200:43:23

I did it for us. And I'm doing this for us.

0:43:230:43:26

Herrick is a vampire, but he doesn't know he's one.

0:43:260:43:29

He doesn't remember all the things he's done.

0:43:290:43:32

When he did remember, he was punished, but now he doesn't.

0:43:320:43:36

Now he's just ordinary.

0:43:360:43:38

He was never ordinary, never!

0:43:380:43:40

Listen to me, George. Listen to me really good.

0:43:400:43:43

I'm not doing this on a whim.

0:43:430:43:45

It's costing me.

0:43:450:43:47

-You have no idea what it's costing me.

-What are you talking about?

0:43:470:43:50

It doesn't matter.

0:43:520:43:53

If it's costing you so much, then don't do it.

0:43:530:43:57

I have to. I have to for you, for my friends, for the good of humanity.

0:43:570:44:03

-I'm not asking you to do anything.

-You are.

0:44:030:44:06

You are asking me to look away, and I can't look away any more,

0:44:060:44:11

because I have looked away. With you.

0:44:110:44:14

But that has to end now,

0:44:140:44:16

because I have to stop you, because you can't stop yourself.

0:44:160:44:20

All right.

0:44:200:44:21

All right, fine. Stop me, but not with him, he's not worth it.

0:44:210:44:25

-Just once he's gone...

-You're like a drug addict.

0:44:250:44:28

"One more hit and then I'll be done."

0:44:280:44:31

No. No. It's now.

0:44:310:44:35

You're making such a big mistake.

0:44:350:44:37

I'm going to be a father soon.

0:44:370:44:39

I have to teach my child the right way to live.

0:44:390:44:42

I have to teach my son or daughter about humanity.

0:44:420:44:45

And that someone is worthy of redemption,

0:44:450:44:47

no matter what they've done.

0:44:470:44:48

That someone can be forgiven their sins, no matter how unforgivable.

0:44:480:44:53

That is the ultimate test.

0:44:530:44:56

You really intrigue me, little lady.

0:45:120:45:16

You're the best friend I've ever had...

0:45:180:45:20

...and probably...ever will have.

0:45:220:45:23

But I will turn my back on you.

0:45:230:45:26

I will wipe you from my memory and I will never mention your name again.

0:45:260:45:30

I will never tell my son or daughter that I had a friend called Mitchell.

0:45:300:45:34

It will be...

0:45:340:45:36

as if we'd never met.

0:45:360:45:38

That's it.

0:45:400:45:42

Now, you make your choice.

0:45:430:45:45

She couldn't see you! I can see you.

0:46:140:46:17

Those others, they can see you.

0:46:170:46:19

But that idiot woman, she couldn't.

0:46:190:46:21

-Why?

-She's not an idiot.

0:46:210:46:23

-She was nice.

-Nice?

0:46:230:46:25

Who wants to be nice?

0:46:250:46:27

-I do.

-Why?

0:46:270:46:29

I mean, nice isn't really working for you, is it?

0:46:290:46:34

You don't really fit in.

0:46:340:46:37

Nobody really listens.

0:46:370:46:39

You're a bit...

0:46:390:46:41

...peripheral.

0:46:430:46:45

Like a regimental mascot.

0:46:450:46:47

I fit in just fine.

0:46:470:46:50

And you are going to have to work a lot harder than that to get to me.

0:46:520:46:56

Just tell me how you do it.

0:46:590:47:01

-Guess.

-Give me a clue, little lady.

0:47:030:47:06

Chuck me a bone.

0:47:060:47:09

What are you?

0:47:120:47:14

What am I?

0:47:140:47:16

Onto you...is what I am.

0:47:180:47:22

I'm onto you...little man.

0:47:230:47:27

Before you say anything, I haven't come in here to do the whole crying thing.

0:47:470:47:51

And I'd rather not talk to you at all,

0:47:510:47:52

because you have been a five-star dickhead tonight, but you...

0:47:520:47:56

What's happened to your face?

0:47:580:47:59

George hit me.

0:47:590:48:01

Good. Good for George. Saves me the job.

0:48:010:48:05

It was like being kicked by a bastard horse! And get this, right,

0:48:050:48:08

he says, if I stake Herrick, he won't be my friend any more.

0:48:080:48:11

Why is he allowed to forget, and I can't? Huh?

0:48:110:48:15

Why him and not me?

0:48:150:48:17

I feel like I'm losing my mind, I'm so tired and I'm losing everything!

0:48:170:48:24

Yeah...yeah, it certainly looks like it.

0:48:240:48:26

I'll do it.

0:48:290:48:30

-Do what?

-Stake him.

0:48:300:48:32

That's what I came to tell you, that you were right about him.

0:48:320:48:35

He is still who he is. So I will do it.

0:48:350:48:37

You're not strong enough for him.

0:48:370:48:39

I think about what and who I love, and I think about them in danger,

0:48:390:48:44

and I could tear this bloody house down with my teeth!

0:48:440:48:47

You have no idea how strong I am.

0:48:470:48:50

So I will do it. Right in the heart, yeah?

0:48:500:48:53

Annie, you can't, no!

0:48:530:48:55

I don't want you to do it, I don't want you to go near him.

0:48:560:48:59

I don't want George and Nina to go near him either, just...

0:48:590:49:02

-I'll deal with it.

-He's evil!

0:49:020:49:05

I can manage him. I'll manage him.

0:49:050:49:07

We just... We have to make sure he doesn't feed.

0:49:070:49:10

Let me deal with it.

0:49:100:49:11

OK?

0:49:130:49:14

FLOORBOARD SQUEAKS

0:49:320:49:33

SQUEAKING

0:49:350:49:37

Let go of my hand.

0:49:450:49:46

I said some things that I didn't mean.

0:49:470:49:49

Then why the hell would you say them?

0:49:490:49:51

Because...

0:49:530:49:55

You and me...

0:49:570:49:58

...it's for eternity.

0:49:590:50:01

Really for ever.

0:50:020:50:04

I was running scared - a typical, useless man.

0:50:040:50:08

I don't want to live without you.

0:50:100:50:12

I can't live without you.

0:50:130:50:16

I can't.

0:50:170:50:18

I can't.

0:50:190:50:22

You're looking better.

0:50:510:50:53

I've found something.

0:50:590:51:01

I think you should see it.

0:51:030:51:04

MUSIC: "Dirge" by Death In Vegas

0:51:060:51:09

HERRICK: They were butchered.

0:51:180:51:20

It's like some sort of macabre diary.

0:51:210:51:25

Who would do such a thing?

0:51:260:51:28

We had to leave.

0:51:300:51:32

We ran.

0:51:340:51:36

He didn't want anyone coming up here.

0:51:380:51:41

-It's not proof. It's not proof.

-Well, no, no.

0:51:420:51:46

But we must be careful, very careful.

0:51:460:51:49

The others, they don't see what sort of man he is.

0:51:500:51:54

But you and I,

0:51:540:51:56

we see.

0:51:560:51:58

We must keep this to ourselves.

0:52:030:52:06

Our secret.

0:52:070:52:09

For now.

0:52:110:52:12

Are you all right?

0:52:300:52:32

I just... I'm fine, I just feel... I feel sick.

0:52:320:52:35

-Nina...

-I just feel sick, I'm fine...

0:52:350:52:38

MITCHELL: George!

0:52:380:52:40

George?

0:52:420:52:43

Nina!

0:52:460:52:47

SHE VOMITS

0:52:490:52:50

-NINA:

-I'm sorry.

-ANNIE:

-Don't be sorry.

0:52:520:52:54

She's just a bit nauseous. George...

0:52:560:52:58

All right, all right...

0:52:580:53:01

George...

0:53:070:53:08

I choose you.

0:53:100:53:12

Where did you go?

0:54:200:54:22

Um, I... I needed some air.

0:54:230:54:26

You know what it is, don't you?

0:54:280:54:30

-It's morning sickness.

-Yeah.

0:54:300:54:33

Come on, baby.

0:54:350:54:36

Aw.

0:54:390:54:41

OK.

0:55:200:55:22

If this amnesia was a bluff, even you would be cracking by now.

0:55:220:55:25

So let's take it from the top.

0:55:250:55:27

William Herrick.

0:55:270:55:29

Born 1843, made vampire in 1890.

0:55:290:55:33

You survived a werewolf attack.

0:55:330:55:35

If you don't mind me saying so, old son,

0:55:350:55:37

I think you're a bit touched with the simple stick.

0:55:370:55:40

You survived it and you found a way back.

0:55:400:55:42

Which means you've got something I want.

0:55:420:55:44

And if I have to dig that secret out of your skull with my nails, I'll do it.

0:55:440:55:48

I'm going to make you tell me everything.

0:55:500:55:52

PHONE RINGS

0:55:580:56:00

'This is the anonymous hotline for the Box Tunnel incident room.

0:56:030:56:07

'Please leave your message after the tone.'

0:56:070:56:09

BEEP

0:56:090:56:11

-NINA:

-'You need to come to Barry.

0:56:110:56:13

'You need to talk to a man called John Mitchell.

0:56:130:56:16

BEEPING

0:56:160:56:20

It's going to be the most beautiful day.

0:56:200:56:23

It's not exactly the ideal baby-raising environment.

0:56:300:56:33

I'm dead. That's my funeral, and I'm a ghost.

0:56:330:56:37

-Are you John Mitchell?

-Yeah.

0:56:370:56:40

DC Reid from CID.

0:56:400:56:41

Who do you think would give them Mitchell's name?

0:56:410:56:43

-HERRICK:

-If you choose an heir, they inherit all your secrets.

0:56:430:56:47

-If something happens to you...

-They can bring you back.

0:56:470:56:50

Herrick is back, but is he megalomaniac vampire or defenceless victim? His life hangs in the balance whilst the housemates try to decide.


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