The Wolf-Shaped Bullet Being Human


The Wolf-Shaped Bullet

Comedy-drama. Nina's fate hangs in the balance, whilst Annie battles with Lia for her soul. Herrick pits George against Mitchell.


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A wolf-shaped bullet.

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SCREAMS

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How did you find out?

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Nancy.

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-I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder.

-You've no idea what you've done.

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They've come for Mitchell.

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I reported him.

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Have you any, any idea what you've done?!

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-Just take the bloody picture!

-Oh, God!

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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

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Just Rentaghost into the corridor, get the keys and let me out.

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Without me, there's no proof.

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I could get you a cup of tea and a Kit Kat if you want.

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Look, in 20 minutes, they're going to move me

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to a maximum-security station, and that's it.

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Guards and guns. Even you won't be able to get me out.

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No, Mitchell.

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I don't know how to make this any clearer to you.

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I don't want you to get out.

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So this is how is the world discovers vampires,

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werewolves and ghosts, huh?

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Yes, I suppose it is.

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They're going to kill me, Annie. They're going to kill us all.

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No, you don't know that.

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They're frightened of us.

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They should be.

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Sorry, sir, no entrance to the public today.

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My friend's in there. I just need to speak to my friend.

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-Can I just go in and speak to him?

-It's not happening today, sir.

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I swear, the man who did those things, that's not me any more.

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You gave me a reason to fight it and try to be human again.

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That's why I kept Herrick alive.

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What's he got to do with this?

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When I came to get you back from...

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..from where you were,

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they told me that if I brought you back, there'd be a price to pay -

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that I'd be killed by a werewolf.

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Who told you that?

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FOOTSTEPS

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I almost wanted it to happen,

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just let fate take its course.

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I mean, my God, to be free of all this...

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But I fought it so I could be with you.

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I didn't conceal it out of cowardice

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but because there was nothing, no punishment on Earth,

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worse than your disappointment.

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Do you even know who you're in love with?

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What do you mean?

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Maybe you were happy to see those people bury their mums

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and their dads and their children,

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with no sense of...

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no justice.

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Maybe you thought that...

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we were worth it.

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What the hell made you think I would?

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I should just let you rot in here alone, but I won't.

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The things we do for love, eh?

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So that's the deal.

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You give them justice...

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-and you get me.

-Yeah, but for how long?

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There's a bullet out there with my name on it.

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So how long do I get you for, anyway?

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KEYS JANGLE

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Rule one of Vampire Club -

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do not get arrested.

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Even Seth knew that and he used to point at planes.

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What the hell are you doing here?!

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Putting the genie back in the bottle. Come on.

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Mitchell. Mitchell, no. Please don't, not even if the whole world finds out about...

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(This is not about that!

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(He has the secret - he can tell me how to fight the prophecy.)

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-HERRICK:

-In your own time.

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I'll come back, I swear.

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Was that necessary?

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Oh, you're welcome(!)

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Ah...now...this is what I'm looking for.

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There's no such thing as vampires.

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You're back, then?

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Isn't that what you wanted?

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No, no, no. What I wanted was to learn how to survive a werewolf attack.

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Oh, well, I feel drenched with love(!)

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So tell me.

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What, now, during a prison break?

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Come on, you got Cara to do it. How complicated can it be?

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OK, just check the corridor.

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Oh!

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Dad?

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No, he's gone!

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He's bloody gone!

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Paramedics answered a 999 to the suspect's house.

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Multiple murders -

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three police, two forensic,

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three more in critical condition, including a female, late 20s.

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HEART MONITOR BEEPS CONTINUOUSLY

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Time of death... I'll get the charts.

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He came from nowhere. Killed us all.

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It's OK.

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I'll help you. I'll show you what happens next.

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Oh, my God!

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It's OK. The door's...

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# What's that barking?

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# It's all starting

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# Like a row

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# Of dominoes

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# Can you stop them falling?

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# Someone's due a mauling

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# Here it comes

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# The wolf-shaped gun

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# Annie, listen

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# Here's your mission

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# Mitchell's toast

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# If you're a scaredy ghost

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# Come to purgatory

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# Stop shit getting gory

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# Or the big bow-wow

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# Ends your story now. #

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That was me.

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W-What was I saying?

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I don't know.

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Now what?

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It's your door.

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It's what happens next.

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I'll...

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-I'll come with you.

-I'm scared.

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So am I.

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'Tom, if you're reading this, then I'm dead.

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'Somewhere in this house is a vampire.

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'He's the one I've always been searching for.

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'He was there when I became this creature,

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'and tonight, I tried to kill him.

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'If I had, I would have been able to stop.

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'But I wasn't doing this for me, or the man I killed two months ago,

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'or even your parents.

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'This was for you...

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'my Tom.

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'This must be the final act.

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'Tom, I want you to live a different life now -

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'one that's decent.

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'You see, we've lost everything that was harmless and mundane.

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'When I sat down to write this,

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'I realised I'd forgotten how to hold a pen.

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'It's so long since I did something so ordinary.

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'I was selfish.

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'I turned you into a weapon for my own war.

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'The things I've asked you to do, they make me ashamed.

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'Let it end. I want you to be human now.

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'Stop this chaotic, violent life.

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'Make this the end of that story.

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'I died tonight, but don't avenge me.

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'It's getting dark. I have to go.

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'Always know that I love you, Tom.

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'I wish I really had been your father.

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'Your comrade, Anthony Michael McNair.'

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GRUNTS

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-HERRICK:

-I've got to say, I'm ever so confused.

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What's going on?

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Just a precaution.

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Pretty understandable, I think.

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Why have you brought me here?

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Surely, "Who have I brought here?" is more apropos.

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I mean, one minute you're letting George tear my head off

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for the sake of humanity, and the next,

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you're massacring 20 of them in a train carriage.

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I mean, talk about fickle!

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Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Your character has always been pretty consistent.

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I think that was a dig!

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Look, there's the natural ebb and flow of personality,

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and there's being as mad as a gibbon, because...

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then you're doing this whole pillar-of-the-community thing

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while feeding me policewomen

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so I can tell you how to survive a werewolf attack.

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I mean, you make me dizzy! You really do.

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Just now, why didn't you kill me?

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I told you - I don't know where your loyalties lie.

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See, I want to pick up where I left off

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and having you by my side...

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No, no, this is more than just political manoeuvring.

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I make you weak.

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I make you vulnerable.

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Says the man in the cage.

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Still walking and talking and making it look like you can't finish the job.

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Not for want of trying.

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But you always manage to fudge it somehow. Why is that?

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Just kill me!

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Get it over with.

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Hey, you know...

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..people are starting to talk.

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I want you to be ugly!

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I want you to be corrupt!

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There's this vein of...decency in you. I want to stamp on it with my boot!

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You want to look in the mirror.

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Everyone has weaknesses, Mitchell...

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LAUGHS

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..Loyalties that put them in jeopardy.

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Annie?

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Thank God! You got my message?

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That was you?

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Lia, what's going on?

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Where are we?

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Sorry, the signal's really weak.

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Oh, OK, there we go.

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Oh, gosh. We're too late - it's starting.

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I've been there.

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They have these...these... They're like dog fights.

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What do we do?

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We can't do anything.

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Well, of course we can! I know where they are. We just have to go.

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The people that did this, they don't... Well, this is their endgame. This is how it happens.

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No, the prophecy says he's going to be killed by a werewolf, right?

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So... so, where is it?

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On its way, I guess.

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-HERRICK:

-First, I get rid of all the werewolves.

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I've made a start on that already.

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Then it's the ghosts...like Annie.

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Do what you want.

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I'm sorry?

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Killing those people on that train...

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Do you think me, her and George are going to be eating a pizza in front of The Real Hustle now that's out?

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-I'm going to stop you there, because we both know you'd say anything to get out.

-Exactly!

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You've know me 90 years and finally you get it. What the hell have we just been talking about?

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It's all about expediency with me - it's skin-deep.

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The vampires were pissing me off, so I threw my lot in with humanity.

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They betray me, and I get on that train

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and I'm washing bits of humanity out of my hair for a fortnight.

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So what do I do?

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I get the fuck out of Dodge, that's what I do.

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I'll do whatever it takes to survive, Herrick.

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And right now, the only way for me to stay alive is by siding with you.

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Completely and 100%?

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You bet.

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Forever?

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I doubt it.

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Until then, I'll be your poster boy, your vice president.

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Whatever you want, I'll do it.

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You'll be the villain now?

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Christ!

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I always was.

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There will come a day when one of us finally kills the other.

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But it won't be today.

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Prove it.

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Bring him in!

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GRUNTING AND GROANING

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MUFFLED SCREAMS

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No! SCREAMS

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Mitchell?

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Good to finally meet you again properly, George.

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I've not been myself the last few weeks.

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Sorry about these two - it's clearly dress-down Friday.

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He's him again, isn't he?

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-George is the one who's going to kill him!

-I know! It's actually going to happen. What are the chances?

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I mean, these are werewolves we're talking about, not Australian barmen.

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They're really rare.

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-Stop this. Please.

-I can't.

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I'm not going to just stand here and watch Mitchell be torn apart.

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So sit.

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You know your timing's a bit off?

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There's no full moon for weeks.

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This is a spin on the usual game.

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So you want us to fight, is that it?

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I want to make sure you're back in black.

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-What's he talking about, Mitchell?

-George won't fight me.

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This is your argument.

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This is your vendetta.

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No, you're right.

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He needs a little motivation.

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George, did you know you've been living with a celebrity the last few weeks?

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Oh, it's, er, not me.

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You're so sweet.

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No, Mitchell is the killer of the Box Tunnel 20.

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Right, well, that's not the response I expected.

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Oh, wait a minute... You knew!

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Oh, well, thanks, everyone, for pissing on my parade.

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Come on!

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Me and the boys wanted a fight.

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There's popcorn, and at half-time, we were going to have a Nespresso.

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Oh, fine. Well, be like that. I'll just have to think of something else to get you going.

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Lia, what's going on?

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You told me that I had to come straight here, th-that Mitchell was in danger.

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Oh, Annie.

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I made it up.

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You made it up?

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On the spot. I just wanted to screw with Mitchell's head.

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"The wolf-shaped bullet." LAUGHS

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But why?

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Well, I wanted to drive a wedge between him and George and Nina.

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But instead of getting suspicious of them,

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he got all worked up about the other two - Tom and...

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What was it - McIntyre, McIntosh?

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Whatever.

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Oh, Annie. You didn't really believe it, did you?

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I can't control people.

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I can't see the future.

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You've been watching too much TV.

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If there's no prophecy, then...

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..why is this happening?

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Well, what you really need to worry about is the self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Annie.

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He made it come true.

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There is a wolf-shaped bullet

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that he carved his name on.

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So, erm... Mitchell wanted to get me back to my old self.

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-What?

-Long story. Don't ask.

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So he's been trying to make me drink blood again.

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You know that policewoman who came to the house? He actually brought her up to the attic.

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He was like, "Dig in."

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Yeah, but then I stopped you...

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Anyway, eventually, I did. I had a jolly good munch.

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Hence, erm...

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And do you know the first thing I did?

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Oh, no, hang on. Before that, I killed McNair.

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I'm getting this story in completely the wrong order!

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The first thing I did after...

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..I killed Nina.

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No. You're...you're lying.

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Pale blue top, little twigs in her hair.

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At least, I think I killed her. I stabbed her in the kidneys. Usually does the trick.

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SCREAMS: No! No, no, no! No! No!

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Fuck!

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SOBS

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It hurts, doesn't it?

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Mitchell brought me back.

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He lit the fuse,

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he walked away.

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And it was...bye-bye, Nina.

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No, George,

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this is what he wants.

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He killed all those people, George. He made you complicit.

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Everything he touches... he corrupts or destroys.

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First you, now Nina!

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SCREAMS

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You let me help you, you fucking liar!

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George, I'm sorry. George!

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George, I'm sorry. George, I'm so sorry. Please.

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SCREAMS

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FISTS THUMP

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It's you. You're the one who's going to kill me.

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BANGING

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Anthony Michael McNair...

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..murdered by a vampire, avenged by his son.

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Tom! Leave him alone. Don't touch him.

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-If you do, I kill George.

-You wouldn't. He's your friend.

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-He would.

-Try me.

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He killed McNair.

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He's one of your own, Tom. Don't let this happen.

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SHOUTS

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Herrick! Unlock the cage.

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Kill him, Mitchell. Do it now.

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Wow, that famous Herrick brain clearly ain't working at full speed yet, is it?

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Listen to me - he ripped your head off and cancelled the revolution,

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so you're going to have to kill him yourself. But do it publicly.

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Make a statement.

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All right, go and get my car. I'm right behind you.

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Be seeing you, George.

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All right, listen to me.

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I swear I'm going to kill him. I just need to find out something first.

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-Shut up.

-Listen, I know what you've been through.

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You killed my Nina.

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And you killed...

0:26:290:26:31

all those people.

0:26:310:26:32

You don't say my name now.

0:26:320:26:36

You don't even look at me now.

0:26:370:26:40

You are not my friend.

0:26:420:26:44

You'd better go. Your boss is waiting.

0:26:500:26:55

So, if this was all just a lie,

0:27:160:27:20

just...

0:27:200:27:22

a mind game,

0:27:220:27:24

why did you get me over here?

0:27:240:27:27

Don't get me wrong, I wanted him to suffer.

0:27:270:27:30

And that's where you come in.

0:27:300:27:32

Keeping you here, depriving him of you,

0:27:320:27:37

that will be his punishment.

0:27:370:27:39

Why didn't you just keep me here, when you had the chance?

0:27:390:27:42

He didn't love you enough.

0:27:420:27:44

It wouldn't have hurt him enough.

0:27:440:27:46

I was the weapon.

0:27:490:27:50

-Now she gets it.

-What, now you're just going to keep me here like a hostage?

0:27:500:27:56

Just give me a chance. I've got a lot of very commendable qualities.

0:27:560:28:00

I'm chatty, but also a good listener...

0:28:000:28:02

This is all just one big game to you, isn't it?

0:28:020:28:05

This wasn't a game! This is revenge!

0:28:050:28:09

He killed me.

0:28:090:28:11

Let me tell you something about revenge -

0:28:110:28:13

it isn't petulant or being a sore loser.

0:28:130:28:16

It's righteous.

0:28:160:28:18

A game?

0:28:180:28:21

Fuck you! This is what needs to happen!

0:28:210:28:24

Revenge is about setting the world straight again.

0:28:240:28:27

It didn't work, though, did it?

0:28:270:28:29

Well, I've still got you and I've still got him grief-stricken without you.

0:28:290:28:33

I don't know who that man is...

0:28:330:28:36

..but I doubt you'll get much in the way of grief-stricken from him.

0:28:370:28:41

This was my bedroom, you know.

0:28:480:28:50

I'd come back here on holiday from college.

0:28:520:28:56

My parents would make such a big fuss.

0:28:560:28:59

My mum literally could not bear the sight of somebody not eating.

0:28:590:29:02

This house is very quiet now,

0:29:040:29:07

since I died.

0:29:070:29:09

My dad comes in here sometimes, lays on the bed.

0:29:110:29:18

My brother's getting into lots of fights at school.

0:29:180:29:20

This was all for them. Can you not understand that?

0:29:230:29:25

And Nina?

0:29:250:29:27

Collateral damage.

0:29:290:29:31

What the hell?

0:29:330:29:35

I was going to spend eternity in a prison cell with Mitchell.

0:29:350:29:39

I might as well spend it here with you.

0:29:420:29:44

Besides, when Nina gets here, I want her to see a friendly face.

0:29:440:29:50

You know, I think we'd be great friends, us three.

0:29:500:29:54

Yeah. Yeah.

0:29:540:29:57

All the murdered girls, hmm?

0:29:570:29:59

Besides, we'll have to watch George.

0:30:010:30:05

George?

0:30:050:30:06

Yeah, on that.

0:30:080:30:09

Talk about your parents' grief,

0:30:110:30:14

we'll have to watch George now that he's lost Nina,

0:30:140:30:17

now that he's lost the baby,

0:30:170:30:20

now that he's lost me.

0:30:200:30:21

-Well, I don't know if...

-Well, I want you to watch, Lia.

0:30:230:30:27

Watch him turn hard, cold, mean.

0:30:280:30:32

They're like your comrades, George and Nina.

0:30:340:30:37

The last victims of the Box Tunnel 20 massacre.

0:30:370:30:40

Do you know what I think?

0:30:510:30:52

I think you are way out of your depth.

0:30:540:30:57

And don't get me wrong, you are...

0:30:570:31:00

you're brutal.

0:31:000:31:02

But I've been doing this supernatural stuff a long time now, and trust me,

0:31:020:31:06

grief and revenge are not things to get drunk on.

0:31:060:31:11

You know, I think you wanted wild and biblical and "Rahhh!"

0:31:130:31:17

But... instead, you just woke up somewhere unfamiliar

0:31:170:31:22

with your underwear on back-to-front.

0:31:220:31:25

I wouldn't know how to...

0:31:260:31:32

How to what?

0:31:320:31:33

How to undo this.

0:31:350:31:36

Let me go back and let me see Nina.

0:31:360:31:40

No, it's too late.

0:31:400:31:42

No, she's...

0:31:420:31:43

she's not here yet, so she's not dead.

0:31:430:31:46

Lia, come on. This isn't you.

0:31:480:31:50

But...

0:31:540:31:56

if you go, then...

0:31:560:31:58

..I won't know anybody here.

0:32:000:32:01

This is not the way to make friends and influence people, trust me.

0:32:010:32:05

Lia, they were gonna have a baby.

0:32:080:32:12

Oh, I thought we'd hug,

0:32:190:32:21

but not hugging would also work.

0:32:210:32:23

Yeah, good.

0:32:230:32:25

Er, Annie?

0:32:250:32:28

Revenge kind of sucks.

0:32:300:32:32

Who knew?

0:32:320:32:34

Gilbert!

0:32:380:32:40

Somewhere here, there's a man called Gilbert.

0:32:400:32:43

Find him. Tell him Annie sent you.

0:32:430:32:46

He's...he's really nice.

0:32:460:32:49

DOOR SHUTS

0:32:520:32:53

-We're losing her.

-INDISTINCT SPEECH

0:32:590:33:05

GASPS

0:33:150:33:16

Heart rate's come back to normal.

0:33:190:33:22

-You can't come in here.

-Is she OK?

0:33:280:33:31

Things are gonna be moving a lot faster now.

0:33:450:33:48

I've got sleeper cells all over Europe, America, Australia.

0:33:480:33:51

I just say the word, and it begins.

0:33:510:33:54

What are we doing here?

0:33:560:33:58

You'll see.

0:34:020:34:03

Listen, OK, I think it's about time that I explained the trick.

0:34:070:34:12

So, basically, if George had stuck a stake in me, then it was game over.

0:34:120:34:16

I mean, no-one...no-one comes back from that.

0:34:160:34:20

So I...I kind of got lucky with him just...just ripping my head off.

0:34:200:34:25

I don't want to know anymore.

0:34:300:34:32

But you've been searching for this for months.

0:34:340:34:36

Mm-hm.

0:34:360:34:37

And then I saw the look of contempt on my best friend's face.

0:34:400:34:45

And I realised that this has to stop.

0:34:470:34:49

Listen, it's OK. I understand.

0:34:520:34:55

You've just agreed to abet the decimation of mankind.

0:34:550:34:58

It's bound to put a man out of sorts.

0:34:580:35:00

-SIGHS

-Let's... let's cross the border.

0:35:030:35:08

Find ourselves a nice English village.

0:35:090:35:13

I'll make some calls.

0:35:130:35:15

Wotton-under-Edge.

0:35:150:35:17

How does that sound?

0:35:170:35:20

If we like it, we can, um...we can make it our new capital city.

0:35:200:35:24

I want to show you something first.

0:35:260:35:28

You recruited me.

0:35:300:35:32

You led me into this...

0:35:340:35:36

..unbelievable world.

0:35:380:35:40

And I know I've done some terrible things,

0:35:410:35:44

but I've seen some extraordinary things too.

0:35:440:35:47

I have more memories than I deserve, Herrick.

0:35:500:35:52

And that's because of you.

0:35:550:35:57

And so, in return, I want to give you this.

0:35:570:36:02

Look at this world.

0:36:150:36:17

How does it make you feel...

0:36:190:36:22

..knowing that soon, all this will be ours?

0:36:240:36:27

Don't you understand?

0:36:290:36:31

It always was.

0:36:340:36:36

PHONE RINGS

0:37:300:37:31

HUBBUB

0:37:310:37:33

Shhh. Shh-shh-shh-shh.

0:37:580:38:02

Shh-shh-shh-shh-shhh.

0:38:020:38:05

HUBBUB DIES

0:38:050:38:07

-'Armed police! Open the door!'

-'Open the door now!'

0:38:100:38:14

'Open the door, we're coming in!'

0:38:140:38:16

THUMP

0:38:160:38:17

'Put the weapon down!

0:38:210:38:22

-'Get down on your knees!'

-'Get down on your knees!'

0:38:220:38:25

BANG, BANG!

0:38:270:38:28

'And we're clear.'

0:38:280:38:31

A nation exhales

0:38:310:38:34

as the killer of the Box Tunnel 20 is finally brought to justice.

0:38:340:38:38

In other words,

0:38:400:38:43

that was the sound of someone else doing your job.

0:38:430:38:49

My name is Edgar Wyndam,

0:38:530:38:56

and as of 26 seconds ago, you are all unemployed.

0:38:560:39:00

If you have a phone in your hand, or a piece of paper, or a file, put it down.

0:39:030:39:08

Make your way to the exit.

0:39:080:39:09

You will be searched on the way out.

0:39:120:39:15

And when your wives and husbands ask why you are back so early and so shamefaced,

0:39:180:39:25

you tell them this...

0:39:250:39:29

"Our superior officer disappeared.

0:39:290:39:33

"An arrest was made,

0:39:330:39:35

"but then the arresting officer and five more police

0:39:350:39:40

"were killed at the suspect's house, and then the suspect disappeared."

0:39:400:39:46

You tell your families...

0:39:480:39:50

"I am here because I failed."

0:39:510:39:56

Who the hell are you?

0:39:560:39:59

I'm from Head Office.

0:40:020:40:04

-MEXICAN ACCENT:

-I am the man from Del Monte!

0:40:050:40:08

I am the wrath of God.

0:40:140:40:16

Have you seen this?

0:40:240:40:26

"Neighbours described Jason Healey as a loner with a short temper,

0:40:260:40:31

"but even they were surprised to discover that he was the perpetrator of the Box Tunnel massacre."

0:40:310:40:36

Not half as surprised as he was, I bet.

0:40:380:40:41

Do you think Herrick is behind this?

0:40:410:40:43

-Well, it's what Mitchell said - vampires take care of their own.

-They're everywhere.

0:40:430:40:48

I mean, they're invisible, but they've got everything covered.

0:40:480:40:51

They're like...bacteria.

0:40:510:40:55

I can't believe how quickly Nina's recovered.

0:40:580:41:02

Yeah, well, it's the one advantage to being a werewolf, I guess.

0:41:020:41:06

You don't survive shattered bones and major organ failure every month

0:41:060:41:11

-without toughening up a bit.

-You sure you got the dates right?

0:41:110:41:14

-Cos she is really starting to show.

-Yes.

0:41:140:41:18

Yes.

0:41:180:41:19

Do you think we should try to find Mitchell?

0:41:240:41:27

I think we just have.

0:41:290:41:31

Mitchell, you do know that we can't go back to the way we were.

0:42:040:42:08

You know, the four of us. Friends...lovers...

0:42:080:42:12

making tea.

0:42:120:42:14

You do understand that?

0:42:140:42:16

So, what do you want?

0:42:190:42:20

I want George to kill me.

0:42:240:42:26

Look, Mitchell, there is no prophecy. Lia made it up.

0:42:280:42:32

It doesn't matter. I'm going to kill again - we all know it.

0:42:320:42:37

Because I have to.

0:42:390:42:40

And because there's a part of me that wants to.

0:42:420:42:45

The vampire gene is stubborn.

0:42:480:42:50

It finds a way to thrive.

0:42:500:42:53

I need to be stopped in a way that I can't come back from.

0:42:540:42:58

-Why can't you, er, do it yourself, like Cara did?

-It has to be him.

0:42:580:43:04

It's the final piece of his story with me.

0:43:040:43:07

NINA SCOFFS

0:43:070:43:10

LAUGHS

0:43:100:43:13

Vampires and their inscrutable bullshit!

0:43:130:43:17

You can't do it yourself because it won't provide enough anguish.

0:43:190:43:23

You've been killing for nearly a hundred years.

0:43:260:43:29

All this bloodshed and turmoil, it's become your currency.

0:43:290:43:33

Even...even suicide has to be some shared bloody trauma.

0:43:330:43:37

He has to kill me because he has to disown me.

0:43:370:43:41

You've all become corrupted by me, but George most of all.

0:43:420:43:46

He suspected more than any of you.

0:43:480:43:51

And so he had to choose between his love for me and his ethics.

0:43:520:43:57

And I let him choose me.

0:43:570:43:58

But there's something else, too. You saw that they set some guy up for the Box Tunnel murders?

0:44:020:44:07

-Herrick arranged that, didn't he?

-No, this is way out of Herrick's league.

0:44:070:44:12

-So who did?

-I don't know.

0:44:120:44:15

But whoever it was, it's a debt they're gonna want repaying.

0:44:150:44:18

Trust me.

0:44:180:44:20

You want me out of the picture.

0:44:220:44:23

Um, kitchen.

0:44:250:44:28

Not you.

0:44:280:44:29

Well, I thought you'd be all for it.

0:44:400:44:43

Except I'm the one, I'm the one

0:44:430:44:45

who'll be expected to pick up the pieces of you afterwards.

0:44:450:44:48

He's right about one thing.

0:44:480:44:50

He will kill again.

0:44:500:44:52

Are we actually thinking about doing this? I mean, he hasn't attacked us.

0:44:520:44:55

A bomb is still a bomb, even if it hasn't gone off yet.

0:44:550:44:58

Right, yeah, but doing...doing it now, with him like this?

0:44:580:45:01

That's... Well, that's murder.

0:45:010:45:03

So what do we do? We wait until he goes bad again?

0:45:030:45:07

-I don't understand. You were ready to kill him in the cage.

-I thought Nina was dead.

0:45:070:45:11

So what, we just let him go...hmm?

0:45:110:45:14

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to think...

0:45:170:45:20

If we're not entirely sure, then we don't do anything. Anything.

0:45:200:45:23

We, um...we exile him, or something.

0:45:230:45:26

We tell him it's over. We can't see him again.

0:45:260:45:28

He's dead to us. Deader.

0:45:280:45:31

Letting him go is still a decision.

0:45:310:45:35

It might be the right decision,

0:45:350:45:37

but it is definitely still a decision, and if we do, fine.

0:45:370:45:41

But there will be consequences.

0:45:410:45:44

If he kills again...

0:45:440:45:45

It's because we let him leave this house.

0:45:450:45:47

-Where's Herrick?

-Dead.

0:46:000:46:03

-How dead?

-Proper dead. I killed him.

0:46:040:46:08

What do you see when you look at me?

0:46:120:46:14

My friend.

0:46:160:46:17

That's good.

0:46:190:46:20

A werewolf.

0:46:210:46:23

OK.

0:46:230:46:25

I want to pull your spine out through your mouth.

0:46:250:46:27

-What's happened to you?

-It won.

0:46:290:46:32

So who am I talking to?

0:46:340:46:37

An echo.

0:46:370:46:38

What if you ran away

0:46:430:46:45

to Scotland?

0:46:450:46:48

I'd kill people in Scotland.

0:46:480:46:51

What if we kept you in the attic?

0:46:510:46:53

Our success rate there is less than 100%.

0:46:550:46:58

What if I forgave you?

0:46:580:46:59

That's not your right.

0:46:590:47:01

-I didn't hurt anyone you know.

-No.

0:47:010:47:04

But you made me complicit.

0:47:040:47:06

-Suppose I kill Nina and the baby.

-Don't say stuff like that.

0:47:060:47:09

-I get somebody else to forgive me. Would that be OK with you?

-So ask a victim's relative to do this.

0:47:090:47:14

Their souls don't need saving.

0:47:140:47:16

You're trying to save my soul?

0:47:160:47:18

It's been compromised.

0:47:200:47:22

What you are asking me to do...

0:47:240:47:26

Is heroic.

0:47:260:47:28

George Sands saves the world.

0:47:280:47:31

Yeah, that was never one of my ambitions.

0:47:330:47:35

Yeah, well, I wanted to own a pub, but this is where we're at.

0:47:350:47:39

I used you, George.

0:47:390:47:41

I used our friendship. I hid in it.

0:47:410:47:44

It's nothing personal, but it was a means to an end.

0:47:440:47:47

Right. OK, yeah. No, I can...

0:47:500:47:52

Yeah, I can see what you're trying to do, but it won't work.

0:47:520:47:55

Poor, little, lost werewolf. It made me feel better about myself.

0:47:550:48:01

Oh, is that right?

0:48:010:48:04

You didn't ever wonder why someone like me would be friends with someone like you?

0:48:040:48:10

-Someone like you?

-Yeah. Smart, savvy, looking like this.

0:48:100:48:16

Right, whereas I was...

0:48:160:48:17

Pathetic. Shambolic. Needy.

0:48:170:48:21

But there you were, hanging out with the cool kids.

0:48:220:48:26

No wonder you were willing to forgive and forget a few murders.

0:48:260:48:29

You know what? Even I found that kind of disgusting.

0:48:290:48:32

This...will not work.

0:48:320:48:35

You looked the other way. You gave me alibi after alibi.

0:48:350:48:40

You betrayed humanity, George, just to have somebody to live with.

0:48:400:48:44

Do you really want me to believe this?

0:48:440:48:46

When I got on that train,

0:48:460:48:47

you might as well have come along and held my coat.

0:48:470:48:50

Do you really, really want me to believe this?!

0:48:500:48:53

No.

0:48:550:48:57

No, of course not.

0:48:570:49:00

Oh, please, George. God, I can see their faces.

0:49:000:49:04

Not just the people I've killed, but the people I'm going to kill.

0:49:040:49:09

I'm so scared.

0:49:090:49:11

I want to tear my eyes out!

0:49:110:49:14

There's gonna be another train next time.

0:49:140:49:17

Oh, Jesus, or a school.

0:49:170:49:20

It's all so inevitable.

0:49:200:49:22

Please, George. Please, you need to stop me.

0:49:220:49:26

And if you can't do it for me, you have to do it for them. Please.

0:49:260:49:30

-Please.

-SOBS

0:49:300:49:32

Stand up.

0:49:460:49:47

Is this really happening?

0:50:010:50:03

This is a good thing you're doing.

0:50:030:50:05

That stuff I just said, it's not true.

0:50:050:50:08

Remember, once I told you that anything that happened

0:50:080:50:12

would have happened a lot sooner and a lot worse

0:50:120:50:15

if it wasn't for you two.

0:50:150:50:18

Look after him.

0:50:220:50:24

And look after the baby.

0:50:260:50:27

I guess I'm finally doing the decent thing.

0:50:320:50:35

Then this is what we'll remember.

0:50:350:50:38

Yeah.

0:50:380:50:40

Look...

0:50:520:50:54

You were the love...of my long life.

0:51:050:51:08

And you were the love of mine.

0:51:100:51:13

Thank you.

0:51:150:51:18

All of you.

0:51:180:51:19

You made me human.

0:51:210:51:22

Let's do this.

0:51:300:51:31

Oh, my.

0:51:380:51:41

-WYNDAM:

-One, two, buckle my shoe.

0:51:430:51:45

Three, four, knock on the door.

0:51:460:51:50

Five, six, put down sticks!

0:51:500:51:53

Who the hell are you?

0:51:570:51:59

Tell them, John.

0:52:050:52:06

His name's Wyndam.

0:52:080:52:11

He's one of the Old Ones.

0:52:110:52:14

How did you get in here? We didn't invite you in.

0:52:140:52:17

You don't get to be a thousand years old without learning a trick or two.

0:52:190:52:23

As if humanity's imbecilic governance wasn't bad enough,

0:52:290:52:33

Mitchell here almost blurts out our existence.

0:52:330:52:38

And so...we are taking control of the situation.

0:52:380:52:42

Oh. Again with the world domination.

0:52:420:52:46

Do you know Herrick's already tried that twice, and we've stopped him...twice?

0:52:460:52:52

-Herrick?

-Yeah.

0:52:520:52:53

You're comparing me to Herrick?!

0:52:560:52:59

He doesn't mean it, Wyndam.

0:52:590:53:01

He doesn't know who you are.

0:53:010:53:02

This is what is going to happen.

0:53:060:53:08

Mitchell, you're coming with me.

0:53:080:53:11

I think you're gonna come in useful one day,

0:53:110:53:13

so this...martyrdom isn't an option.

0:53:130:53:17

No. No, please, I don't want that.

0:53:170:53:20

This...this has to be the end.

0:53:200:53:22

Sorry.

0:53:220:53:24

You're going to dance for me. You are going to kill and rampage.

0:53:240:53:28

You are going to be my attack dog.

0:53:280:53:31

And the day that you say no

0:53:310:53:35

is the day that I crucify George and Nina.

0:53:350:53:38

In Regent's Park.

0:53:410:53:43

What about the rest of you?

0:53:470:53:49

What about... Annie?

0:53:500:53:53

Now, I think you're more powerful than you imagine, so I'm going to keep you around.

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Besides, there are going to be a lot more ghosts soon.

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And then, there are the history makers.

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A werewolf impregnated by another werewolf.

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Oh...

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We've never seen the like. The others want you culled.

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I'm the curious type.

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I want to see exactly what it is that's going to pop out.

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But there's something I want you to do in return.

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I want you to pass on a message to every werewolf,

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every ghost,

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every vampire that you meet.

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You tell them the world is under new management now. It is year dot.

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You tell them this.

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The age of the vampires has begun.

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Oh, George.

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Really?

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I'm doing this because I love you.

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I know.

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I think you've got a fight on your hands.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy-drama series about three twenty-something housemates trying to live normal lives, despite struggling with unusual afflictions - one is a werewolf, one is a vampire and the other is a ghost.

In the powerful climax to the series, Nina's fate hangs in the balance, whilst Annie battles with Lia for her soul. Herrick pits George against Mitchell.


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