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HE CLEARS THROAT Excuse me. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-Yeah? -Would you mind taking a photo? -Sure. -I'll just wind it back. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
It's an old...old camera. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-There we are. Just press that button there. -OK. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
-Try and get me with the... jewel. -Yeah. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Just a sec. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
SHUTTER CLICKS | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Yeah? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
It's important that I get the... the... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
RETREATING FOOTSTEPS | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
# Will you search through the lonely earth for me, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
# Climb through the briar and bramble? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
# I'll be your treasure | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
# I'm waiting for you | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
# I'm waiting for you. # | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Oh! WASP BUZZES | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Stripy bas...bastard! Ohhh! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Why are you even awake at this time of year? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
BUZZING CONTINUES | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Mate! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Bloody hell! ANDY CHUCKLES | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-Hello, mate! -Ah! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
-Oh, I won't... I...spilled a bit of coffee down my front! -Sure. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
So what are you doing here, then? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
I thought you were supposed to be in Botswana. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
Yeah, just came back for a week, pick up some stuff. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-Looks like we're going to be staying a bit longer. -Yeah? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-So it's all going well, then? -Mate, it's amazing. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-I've so much to tell you. -And Becky and Stan? -Yep, they're well. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-They're at home. -I'll have to come round and say hello. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Oh, no, I meant home, Botswana home. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Bloody hell! Listen to that! Even got a bit of an accent going on there. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
-Shut up! I haven't. -Yeah! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-But they're both well? -Yeah, yeah, brilliant. Thriving. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
-How are you doing? -Yeah, all right. Not bad. -Sure? -Yeah, yeah. All good. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:02 | |
BUZZING | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Apart from this bloody wasp! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
What's a wasp even doing awake at this time of year? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Strange, isn't it? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Sent here to hound me. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Oh, tell you what... | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
I went to see the jewel this week. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-It's on temporary display at the British Museum. -No way! Already? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
How does it look? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
Well, I'll tell you what it looks like... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
It looks like a wild animal that's been trapped in a cage. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
What, you'd prefer it was still under the ground? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Oh, I don't know, mate. I can't explain it. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
HE SIGHS They haven't even given it a name. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
It's called R5010ST78. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Catchy(!) | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
It's been prodded and poked and catalogued... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Can't even remember what it felt like in my own hand. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
I'm giving a talk about it on Tuesday at the club. With slides. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Nice one. I'll be there. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
There's a journalist coming down to write about it for the local rag. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
-You've become quite the celebrity! -Oh, yeah. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Thinking of bringing out a perfume range. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
-Your reward money? -Oh, it hasn't come through yet, but... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
it's all signed off. Cheque should be with me in the next few days. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
How much? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
STRANGLED YELL | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
NNNNGGHHH! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
OHHHH! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
GAAAAHHHH! UUURGH! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
NNNNGHHH! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Here, you can see an artist's impression of what it would | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
have looked like with the shaft in place. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
It was probably cherry or rosewood. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
There may have been a leather strap attached, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
again, long since returned to the earth. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
There is talk of replacing the shaft at some point, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
but this is of course ongoing discussion. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
And finally... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
here she is. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
CLICKING Proudly in her place. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Thank you. Thank you. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
A-Any questions? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Who's that? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
What do you mean? It's... | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
It's me! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
No, behind you. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Dunno! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
WEIRD ZAPPING | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
ALL EXCLAIM | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Lights, please, Sheila! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-EXTINGUISHER WHOOSHES -Keep away from it! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
CRIES OF PROTEST | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-No! Russ! -Jesus! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-For God's sake, Russell, I'm soaked! -Good work, you fucking idiot! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
Oh, that's all the thanks I get, is it? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-You'd be happier in flames, would you? Honestly! -You all right? -Yeah. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
-I don't know why I bother sometimes. -Look at my jumper! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-HUGH: -I... I didn't see it. -What did you see, Sheila? -Oh, here he is. | 0:06:54 | 0:07:00 | |
You saw it, didn't you, Lance? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-Saw what? -The hooded figure in the back of the picture. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
No, didn't see anything like that. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-Well, then why did you go deathly white? -It was looking at you, Lance. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
Don't say that, Sheila! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Well, I was at the wrong angle, but if Sheila says she saw something... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Sheila tends to...see things. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-What sort of things? -Things that are...not of this world. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
Oh, brilliant! That's the last thing I need right now - | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
a ghostly hooded monk following me around. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Are you all right, Lance? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
I've noticed you've not had anything on the finds table for months. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
I haven't found anything since that aestel. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Yeah, but, mate, that jewel is a once-in-a-lifetime. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Nothing is ever going to compare to that, the usual buttons and... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
No, no. You don't understand. I have found NOTHING since then. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Not a buckle, not a ring-pull, not even scrap! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
I get phantom signals, really good, strong signals, | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
and they just disappear as soon as I start to dig. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-It's the curse of the gold. -Shut up! No such thing. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
Don't be so sure. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Remember what happened to Lenny Drinkwater | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
when he found that Viking bracelet? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
He didn't fill in his hole. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Beryl Cambridge stepped in the hole, breaks an ankle. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-Break goes gangrene. -Leg comes off below the knee. Curse of the gold. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
Well, it's not only that. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
I got hayfever for the first time in my life this summer. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
And I've started stumbling over rocks and tripping into nettles and... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:37 | |
I can't remember birdsong any more. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
And then there's this! A wasp. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
In December?! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
You know the exact point it stung me? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
In the face? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
When you mentioned the reward money. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
SIGHS OF RELIEF AND CHUCKLING | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-I thought it was him for a moment! -So did I! I nearly shat meself. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
-I think you need to reconnect to the land, mate. -How? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
I think you need to go back to basics for a while. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
-Ditch the CTX, go for something simpler. Swap with Hugh. -VK30?! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
You said it yourself, it's a good solid detector. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
I don't mind trying the VK30, but... | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
..I'm not sure about Hugh using the CTX. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Now, come on, if this is about karma, you've got to do YOUR bit. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
-Fine. -Lance Slater? -Stater. -I've been sent down to interview you. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh, yeah, we were...expecting you earlier on in the Scout Hut. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
-Oh. What's it about? -What's what about? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-The article - what have you done? -Well, don't you know? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Well, it'll be in my notes... | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-I've unearthed a gold aestel. -Hm? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
It's been acquired by the... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
Oh, that's it, the pirate treasure, got it. I'm at the bar, yeah? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
-Don't mention the curse. -There is no curse. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Yeah, otherwise they'll latch onto it and make that the story. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-"Local man haunted by sinister presence." -Yeah. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
There is no curse. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
So... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-Remind me...what was it you found? -A late-Saxon jewelled aestel... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:46 | |
It has to be in language a ten-year-old could understand. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
-Pardon? -Can't have too many big words. -Er... -Like Saxon. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:57 | |
Oh, er... Well, it's a type of... jewel... | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
-Gold? -Yeah. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Diamonds? -Garnets and glass. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-I'll put diamonds. How much is it worth? -Um...it's, er... | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
-Well, the final valuation hasn't come through yet. -Roughly. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
-They reckon about 50,000. -You get to keep all that? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Half. It's split with the landowner. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
What are you going to buy? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-To buy?! -With the money. Are you going to splash out? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
-I haven't thought about it yet. -Could we say holiday? -Um... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Holiday of a lifetime. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
-Oh, OK. -Where? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-Er... Dorset. -I'll put Australia. OK, that's great, cheers. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
JOURNALIST SMACKS HIS LIPS | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Hm. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
ENGINE SPLUTTERS | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Aaagh! Ohhh! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
D'oh! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Agh! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Ohhh! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
All right, Wayne? Jim about? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I need him to look at my car. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Jim's dead. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Dead?! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
-When? -Couple of weeks back. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-Wh-Why didn't anyone tell me?! -Dunno. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
-What did he die of? -Dunno. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
There's a new mechanic - Toni. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
-Is he in? -Out there. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Right. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Hello? Tony? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-WOMAN: -Yep, hello! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
With an I. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
-Pardon? -It's Toni with an I. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-You were saying it with a Y. -I wasn't! -Yes, you were. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
-I'm Lance. -Nice to meet you. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh... HE CHUCKLES | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-Yes, er, it's about my car. TR7? -Is that yours? -Yeah. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
I love that car. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Thanks. Thank you. Yeah, er... | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
-I normally do all the work on it myself. -What's the problem? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-She keeps misfiring. It's got me stumped. -I can have a look now. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-There's no hurry for this. -Cheers! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Haven't seen you around here before. -I usually do nights. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
-I'm at college during the day. -Oh! What are you studying? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Agricultural college - farming. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-You want to be a farmer? -That's the idea. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
I spend quite a lot of time on farmland myself. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
That sounds a bit creepy. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
-I'm a metal detectorist. -Oh, that's weird! -What? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
-I have no idea what one of those is. -Oh... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-I thought you were going to say you were one too! -I know! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
That's what I wanted you to think I was going to say. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
It... It only happens now and then | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
and then it mysteriously clears itself up. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
I was going to talk to Jim about it, but... | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I just discovered he's checked out on us, which is bloody inconvenient. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
He has ceased to be. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He... | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
is an ex-mechanic. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
He was your dad, wasn't he? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Yes. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Yes... | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
I can see that now. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
You've got the same... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
..hands... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
-Sorry about that. -It's probably one of your carburettors. -You reckon? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
Probably. I'll have a look. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
-Want a cup of tea? -No, thanks. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Yeah, I'll... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
HE MUMBLES | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
I almost wish I'd never found that jewel. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
I wish I could go back to the days before I found gold. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Come on, you don't really believe there is a curse, do you? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Well, something's going on. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
I just want to find SOMETHING. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Small, the usual. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Buttons and buckles, the occasional coin. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Here's Hugh. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
-So you're really going to do this? Hand over the CTX? -I'm up for it. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Anything that gets me out from under this cloud. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Probably do me good to downgrade for a bit. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Prove it's not all about the equipment. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Says Captain Equipment from the 25th century! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Here he is, with his VK30. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-All right? -Ready to try this baby? -Yeah. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
All right, you've got to make sure you get a good grip on it, all right? | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Have you got it? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Yeah. -Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't pull it. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
And always use the bungee for support. All right? Have you got it? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, cos it's heavier than what you're used to, you see? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-So, have you got it? -Yeah. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
All right, I'm going to hand it over to you... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
now. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Right, just...just use the factory default settings. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Don't touch any of the buttons, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
cos I've got all my specialist settings stored in there. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
All right, mates, he knows how to use a detector. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-Let him get on with it. -Yeah, all right. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
-Lunch at 12? -OK, then. -See ya. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Hugh? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
Take care of her, mate. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
OK. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
CLICK | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Hey, mate! Come and see what he's found! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
-Come and have a look, mate. You won't believe it. -What have you got? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
It's my first hammered! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
Eddie II. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
Long Cross. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
Congratulations. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-Sorry, Lance. Seems a bit rude. -No, it's not your fault, mate. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
It's the curse of the gold. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Come on, you're not really swallowing that crud, are you? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
How else do you explain it? Proves it's me, not the detector. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-Like the curse of Tutankhamen. -Exactly! That's well documented. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
I can't believe what I'm hearing. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
The Egyptian gods were angry that they were making | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
money from the treasures. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
The curse only ended when they returned his mummy to the tomb. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Right, well, we don't have a mummy or a tomb to return it to, so... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Have to get it back. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
What's that? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Nothing. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Right, pub? -Yeah. -Good. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
First hammered deserves a pint. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Are you planning on springing it from its glass case? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
What? No! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-I'm joking! -Oh! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Wait, you were, weren't you? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
No! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I'm joking. Twice! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-I'm Alan Chub. I was supposed to meet you last week. -Oh, right, yes! | 0:19:55 | 0:20:00 | |
Forgot all about it. You came quite a long way, didn't you? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
-Quite a long way, yeah. -Yeah, good. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Well, there it bloody well is, then! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-Yes. -After 1,000 years, Mother Earth's secret unearthed. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-Feels pretty good, doesn't it? -Not really. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
It just feels like she's got one less secret. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
I don't think I was supposed to find it. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
All those years under the earth, | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
end up in a hermetically sealed glass box. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Well, who's to say this is the end? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
This could be just another chapter in its story. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
It's got a fair few millennia left to go yet. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Oh, I spoke to the landowner this morning. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
He said he's received his half of the reward. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-I'm assuming you've got the same. -What? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
No. I don't... I don't know. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
-I left before the post arrived. -Ah. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-Well, Mr Roach got a cheque through the post for... -Don't... Don't say! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
-Oh! Why not? -Because something bad will happen. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
I'll get an electric shock or something will fall on us. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
What do you mean? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Every time anyone mentions the money, something bad happens. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Ah! You mean the curse of the gold. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
You believe in that? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
Look, if you're feeling bad about taking the money, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
we're always open to charitable donations here. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
I mean, we're far too busy to worry about curses. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Probably half the things in here are cursed anyway. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
That's why we keep them hermetically sealed in glass cases - | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
to keep the curses in and stop you from stealing things. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
-Oh, I wasn't going to... -I'm joking! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-Three times! -Oh! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Seriously, though, if you did want to give something back... | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
You mean... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-like...like a gift? -A gift, exactly. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Yes! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Yes! Thank you! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-Call my office any time. -Thank you. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
COINS CHINK | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
EERIE WIND SPRINGS UP | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Blackbird. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Hello? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Hey! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-All right? -Yeah, it's all done. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-It was your head gasket. -Ah, brilliant! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Thanks a lot. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
Listen, er... | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
-About the other day... Sorry, I wasn't thinking. -Why? What happened? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
About your dad. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
What about him? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I called him an ex-mechanic. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Oh... Yeah. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
He wasn't really my dad. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
-What? -The old mechanic who died - Jim, was it? -Yeah. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
He wasn't really my dad. I never met him. I was joking. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Joking?! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
But I've been kicking myself all week about that! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
I actually, literally, kicked myself at one point. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Not hard enough to leave a bruise but quite hard! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
It was you who said it was my dad, I just didn't deny it. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
You confirmed it! I asked if he was your dad and you said yes. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Did I? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Yes. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
Sorry. I couldn't resist. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
It's unbelievable! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
I fixed your car. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
-Thanks a lot. How-How much do I owe you? -It's fine. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
You can have that one. Because of the joke. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Do you want a cup of tea? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Go on, then. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
-Sugar? -One, please. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-So, flying out tomorrow? -Yep, in the evening. -When are you back? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:55 | |
Probably not till next Christmas if the dig gets more funding. | 0:25:55 | 0:26:00 | |
But I tell you what, mate, you should come out. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-Yeah, I could do, couldn't I? -Absolutely! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
You should definitely come out. Stan would like to see you. And Becky. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
-I might just do that. -Use some of your reward money, splash out. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
Fly first class. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
Er... No, I... That's all gone. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-Already? What did you spend it on? -Well... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Not spent so much as invested. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Long-term investment. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
-BEEPING -Ah! Here we go! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Oh, there! There! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-Bloody hell! -What have you got? -Hammered! -No! -A big 'un! Half groat. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
-There you go, then, mate, the curse is lifted! -It's one of the Henrys! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
-Which one? -Stand by. Henry VI, 1453. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:03 | |
Long Cross. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
No marks on obverse. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Two extra pellets on reverse! Boom! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Check your hole. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
-All clear! -Replace plug. -Check! -Pub? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
Go on, then. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
So... There's this bloke at work... wants to ask this girl out. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:32 | |
-He's been asking me for advice. -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, he's... | 0:27:33 | 0:27:38 | |
he's worried in case she says no and he feels stupid. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
What did you advise him? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Well...I told him he should just go for it. What's he got to lose? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
Absolutely. Just go for it. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-You think that was good advice I gave him? -Yeah. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
If she says no, no big deal. At least he asked her. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
So then he was asking... | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
If she said yes... where he should take her. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
Oh, right. What did you say? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
Well...I said... | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
probably just down the pub, first date. Less formal than dinner. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
-Sounds like good advice you gave him. -Yeah? -Yeah, I reckon. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:19 | |
I told him, he should just try and be himself. Relax. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
Yeah, spot-on. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
When is he going to ask her out? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
-This Wednesday, I reckon. -Yeah, well, tell him good luck from me. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
You don't know him. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 |