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Hi, I'm James Corden. You're joining me on the set of Gavin And Stacey. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Let's see what we've got. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
This is 361, take two. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
Do you mean that? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
I...I can't remember my line. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
1014, take two. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh, thanks a lot th...thithy! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Bring her in here! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
# Bada-boo, bada... # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
785, take two, starring Ruth Jones and Joanna Page. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:37 | |
-Mister. -You've got your whole... | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
Sorry about that. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Do not start, Mick, please. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Mick, Mike, sorry, I'm doing this in a really loud voice. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
I'm supposed to be hush tone. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
We need to look into that, don't we? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-Sorry. -Quiet please... And, action! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
This programme contains strong language. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:06 | |
The best thing with the whole show is that we've been doing it | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
for three, four years now? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
And I think at every point... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
it's become more fun. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
All of those moments in-between the takes | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
become all the more precious and meaningful, really, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
cos you're suddenly doing them with your friends | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
and not just a group of actors, but there's been lots of silliness. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:42 | |
I'm gonna sneeze. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Like that, there you go. There's an out-take right there. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
An out-take within the out-takes video and may I be the first to say, bless you? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
Thank you. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
And I saw her, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
and, um... | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
She, um... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Oh, should we be acting now? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-We're shooting now. -OK, sorry. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
Now, you're sure you don't want to come in for a coffee? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Cut! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
HE MOUTHS AS DOG BARKS | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Hiya... Fuck! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
I need to put it in reverse when I come in. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh, Dave, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I've got DVD, VHS and some lovely stuff on... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
On... Fucking hell, Betamax. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Now what about a bra, do you want something comfy or sluttish? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
-I honestly don't know. -Well, do you want to uplift them, like this? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Or, push them in, like this? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Relaxed? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Tense. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Relaxed. Tense. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
OK? Soft. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Hard. -No! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Sling your hook, you pervert, or I'll break your arm. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
This is a rehearsal, isn't it, because I haven't got 50p in my pocket. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Props are, for me personally, always a bit of a nightmare, | 0:03:33 | 0:03:39 | |
because I am not very good at doing two things at the same time. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-All right, Stace? -No, no, I'm not. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
It's Gav, I think he's finished with me. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
You'd better get in that kiosk. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
There's your gift. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Actually, Ness, he's not eligible for the gift, he only paid £1. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Oh, bollocks. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
One of the really annoying ones was in the Christmas Special. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
I naturally did this quite funny move with a cigarette, didn't I? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
-Yeah, I remember thinking it was hilarious. -I smoked, and the box... | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
I put the cigarette in my mouth, picked up the present, gave it to Gav, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
was told he hadn't paid his £1 so he wasn't eligible. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
He only paid £1. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
No, no, no, right, let's do it again. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Just do it again. -Still running. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
And I missed out a line, as well. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Er, OK. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
And took the present back... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-And it was that move. -Yeah, it was that. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
I did it naturally the first time - perfectly. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Could I remember it after that? No. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Putting the present in my mouth probably and giving him the cigarette. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
It was awful. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Actually, Ness, he's not eligible for the gift, he only paid £1. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Right, | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Well... | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
The rhythm was perfect. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
That was really good, Ruth. It's still rolling. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Sweetheart, will you please phone me? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
I'll explain... | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Cigarettes and drinking are particularly difficult ones | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
because if you're not really with it that day, you've had it. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Any more bombshells you want to drop before I go? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-At least finish your beer. -What, that? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
-It's bound to happen at some point. -It's gonna happen! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Just the four of you then, is it? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
-Yeah. -Go on, then, in you go. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Right... Oh! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Fuck! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Thanks, bye. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
673, take two A and B. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
And you're sure you just want a conservatory? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Look, we've been through this. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
I know, just hear me out... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
I'm so sorry! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
There you go. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I'm so sorry! | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
Good job it didn't go down that! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Can you pick it up? I'm sorry. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
There's a scene in series one where I, um... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
spray breath freshener in Matt's, in Gavin's mouth. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
ALL: Oi, oi! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
It was just set wrong. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
It couldn't have been more perfect. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
It literally just went, bang, right in his eye. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
ALL: Oi, oi! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
All the boys, Budgie and Fingers, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
had to come round and go, Way-hey! And Matt's in agony, | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
And I was going, no, no, no, and they were just carrying on, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
not knowing. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-Just put it there. -Well, put it there. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Oh, there go the decs. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Fuck! Sorry! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
I'm going over here. Sorry. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
So sorry! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
-Can we do it again, please? -Still rolling, reset! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
How long has that one been? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
23.5, that's just under a couple of minutes less than last time. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
So, at least we are going in the right direction, eh, Ness? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Is there time for...one more? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-Very difficult move, for me... -Very difficult. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-For the young actor. -Cut. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Get me anything? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
I was thinking that you could have some of my apple pie. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Thanks, Bryn. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Give it a minute. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-I will need to put it to my mouth to eat it, won't I? I imagine. -Yes. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-Give it a minute. -We haven't really got a minute, Rob. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
-Can you hand the pie over? > -Have you got the pie? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Is the pie on your possession? In your... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
That's not a pie, Rob. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Cut there. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
I remember when we were filming at the driving range, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
a mile away, in the next field, there was a herd of cows | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
and for some reason they started, not even mooing, just like... | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Uhh! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
It wasn't even that, it was like, uhh-uhh, uhh-uhh! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
And it happened in these really poignant moments. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
It's not your fault, I just didn't know what to say, really. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
It's OK. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
How you feeling, all right? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
COW MOOS | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Fucking better than him! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Fucking hell! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
There are certain people who are prone to giggling. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Like, Joanna Page is a massive giggler. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-But Alison Steadman... -Oh, she's the best. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
She gets this real, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-Julia... -Julia Davis. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
So the combination between Steadman and Davis... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-And then you chuck Scarborough in the mix. -Oh... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
I've got Beaches, Breakfast at Tiffany's and Doubt. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
-Doubt, never heard of that. -You will have done. Meryl Streep's this nun | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
and the big, strawberry blonde fellow from Patch Adams is this priest. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
-Oh, shit. -Oh, dear. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
-Cut! -I'm so sorry. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
They just had this line, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
the strawberry blonde fellow from Patch Adams. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
It's obviously Philip Seymour Hoffman | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
and for Alison, it was the idea of dismissing this man's work | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
with the strawberry blonde fellow from Patch Adams. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
-Doubt, never heard of that. -Oh, yeah, you will have done. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Meryl Streep's this nun and the big, strawberry blonde fellow from Patch Adams... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Are you all right, Julia? -Mmm. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Julia loves being on the edge of that... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
She has said that she thinks, for her... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Cos I know when we did Nighty Night, she always used to say, | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
if I'm having to fight laughing, I know it's funny. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
She doesn't like it if she's not on the edge, laughing. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Meryl Streep's this nun and the big, strawberry blonde fellow | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
from Patch Adams is the priest and he's been fiddling... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
And, cut. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
I think Alison just gets quite guilty, doesn't she? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-Yeah. -She feels she ought not to be laughing. She's very apologetic. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-I've got Beaches... -I love that. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Breakfast At Tiffany's and Doubt... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Oh, I'm sorry, this is terrible, it's like a disease. I'm so sorry. -Cut. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
Once that grips you, that hysteria, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
you're absolutely ruined. You can't get beyond it. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
I'm sorry. Right. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Where shall I go from? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Please, tell me. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Take seven, please. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
I've forgot what my line is. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
-OK. -BLEEP -See you in a bit... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
I can't feel a thing. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
I haven't got a clue | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
cos I can't work out what's wrong unless you tell... Sorry. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Let me eat my dinner in peace, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
the way Jesus would have wanted me to on his birthday. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Cut! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
I've completely blown it, I'm really sorry. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
It's your line. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Owain said it's best to start from ten feet tall... | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-The time I felt for you the most was with Matt Lucas. -Oh, Matt. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
-Because it was just relentless. -One word... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
Two words... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
One more word. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Nutter! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
That's the worst I've ever been. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
I've never been like that. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
I've never, ever been like that in my life. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
This one's on me. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
A lager. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Like it. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I'm so sorry, it's gone out of me head. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I was pinching myself. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
I thought, if I can counter-balance this with sheer pain, | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
I won't be able to laugh. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
My name's Chris, but you can call me Jammy. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-Can I do a pick-up? -The screen's going nuts now! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-It was when he went like this to you. -Oh... | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
He grabbed his face. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
I know what you want better than you do. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-Come on! -Come on! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
-That's all right, I got it then, didn't I? -You didn't. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Didn't I? Oh. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
He was going, "Does he have to be here?" | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
And they were like, "Yeah, he's in the shot." We both went, "Oh, God!" | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
This... James! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
-Is he in shot? -You can cut there. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
It was a tough day, that one. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-Fun though, I wouldn't swap it for anything. -No. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
High five. You know what, forget that, big tens. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Larry, can you do your planned? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-Yeah, I had a mouthful of peas, darling. -Ah. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
-The director told me I had to eat. -Yeah. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
My mum said, "Don't talk while you're eating." | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
I'm getting a bit fucking confused here. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
EVERYONE LAUGHS | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
The curry scene in episode two of series three, | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
I had to eat this curry with my left hand and with my fingers as well. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
What? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
I made it... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
I just took too much meat. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
I did at one point, I just took too much food. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
I over-gauged it. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Shall I rewind, or...? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
-What do you want? -Pick it up, Ruth, it's still rolling. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
You have to think small, small mouthfuls when you're eating on TV. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-That's the secret to it. -You can always add a bigger chew. -Yeah, a bigger chew. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
-But you can never take away... -No. -..the sustenance. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
I made it sexual, Pam. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Hang on, it's nearly there. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
There, OK. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
I tell you the one thing I never minded eating a lot - | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
and I had to actually even rein it in a bit - the omelettes. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-You loved the omelettes. -I loved the omelettes. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
-I remember talking to you and you were polishing one off in-between takes. -That's true. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
That's it, we've just got to sit and wait now. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
You... Sorry! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
It got stuck in my throat. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Cut there, thank you. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Pam! What are you doing? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Oh, my Christ... I just... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
The other day, your mum's, firewood up in the garden. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
For lunch, a couple of sausages, a bit of bread, lovely. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Cut the sausages...oh. Firewood up the...oh... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
The other day, at your mum's, in the garden... Fire...oh! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
The other day, at your mum's, firewood up in the garden. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
For lunch, a couple of sausages, a bit of bread, lovely... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
-You're having too much fun now. -Hang on. -Still rolling. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
HE SPEAKS WELSH | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Kebabs... Oh, twat. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
-You've got twat in there as well? -I have, yeah. 10p a pound. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
-We'll have some twat then. -Yeah, love it. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
I forgot the hello. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Wow! All right, Ness? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Don't come too close, Grav... Grav? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Still rolling, please. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
I had a particularly attractive pink dressing gown | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
that I wore in the second series | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
which Mat Horne came face-to-face with on one occasion | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
and that threw him. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
I think it threw everybody. It threw me. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
It was quite a piece. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
-Wow! -Don't come too close. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Keep rolling. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Wow! All right, Ness? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-Don't come too close, Gav, my breath is rank. -Nice. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
No, seriously, it reeks. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
What are you laughing at? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
There was a time when we were shooting in a bowling alley, and for some reason, | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
I don't know quite what was happening to me that day, | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
I came in going, Gavinder, jia, jia. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
And then I remember looking at Matt and Matt was looking at me | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
with a face that said, "What are you doing?" | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I was like, "I don't know." | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Gavinder, jia, jia... | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
All right, Smith. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-Nessa. -All right, Gav, how's it going? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
How's... Oh, there's no point in it! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
BLEEP | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
It was just getting bigger and bigger every take. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Gavlar! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Gavinder, jia, jia! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Then by the end it was like, Gavinder, jia, jia! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
Like, it was so silly. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
You went down then, after that. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
I crashed, yeah. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Gavinder, jia, jia! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-Fucking hell, What was that? -I don't know! -BLEEP -Cut there! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
-I don't think there's anyone in the cast that looks to... -Make you laugh? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
-Brydon, a touch. -Brydon is... -If it's anyone, it's Brydon. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-185, take... -Oh, shit! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
What are you doing, idiot! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-I'm sorry, Mr Brydon. -I'm joking, everybody. Joke... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Alison... | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
Me ald cack an' a sporro! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Why have I got to look like a dick? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Well, I don't think you do look like a dick, Ness. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
What's a "dickness"? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
He's sitting in our house, eating our food, drinking our squash, | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
driving us to bingo on his bus. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
I am freaking out! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
I can't take it and I've gone completely wrong. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
I've missed a big bit out earlier from a speech | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
and we haven't got time, this is costing us dearly! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
He's in love! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
And there ain't nothing you can do about it. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
I love you, Brynlar. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I do... | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
So sorry. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
I'm pregnant. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-And you're the father. -Oh, my God! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
-HE LAUGHS -So sorry. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
All that pouring is wasted. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
# Deny my place in time | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
# You've wandered... # | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Who... Shall I just...? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
I've noticed more recently he laughs a lot more on set. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
I think he's just happy to be in a hit. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
He gets this little glint in his eye. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
He can't believe his luck. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
He thinks, wow, it's come back round again. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
I'm joking! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Action. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
HE FARTS | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Was that you, Rob? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
On action as well! That's not bad, is it? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
You don't know how long I was hanging on to that. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Like that? Which way? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-Upside down. -OK. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
In series two, we see Nessa driving a truck. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-She helps... -You loved that truck, didn't you? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
I loved the truck. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
Going up and down the dual carriageway and, you know, | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
passing bin lorries and they'd be doing double-takes at me. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
"Look at that woman driving that truck!" | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Anyway, so, I got a little bit cocky by the end | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
and the very last shot I had to do | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
was me driving away from Pam and Mick's house. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Easy, I can handle that. I've been driving a few weeks now in this. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
And I pull out, | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
just miss Bryn's Picasso. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
Carry on up the road. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
And I just heard this sort of noise. I looked in my wing mirror | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
and I realised I had just scraped all along the side of this car. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:20 | |
It was this orange car, wasn't it? It was bouncing like that. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
Larry stood just in front of me and I just remember him going, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
"She's hit the car. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
"She's hit the bloody car!" | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Like that. And I was like... | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-What did she hit? -That car! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
And, of course, it was awful for the man whose car it was. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for doing that to your car. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
Everybody saw you swap the cards over so that you can sit, like some lecherous... | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
..Yacking on, talking a bit too loud. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
You're sitting there, looking down her top, like a paedophile. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
Don't talk to her like that. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
She's wearing a perfectly respectable dress. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Julia and Adrian are two of the best actors | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
you could ever wish to work with. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
They've both got this, what we call, like, a glint in their eye, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
where they love a laugh and there's been so many times like, | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
the line where she calls him a pre-op... | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
in the field when he just loses it. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
-You're an embarrassment. -I'm an embarrassment! I'm an embarrassment? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
Take a look in the mirror, you pre-op. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Dawn, there's no need for that. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Come on, you two. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-You bought this? -Yeah. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
So there's no money for me to play golf on Sunday, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
but there's money for you to splash out on champagne? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
-Don't be... -I've got a crisp stuck in my gullet! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
The wedding vows. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, when we were writing that, we couldn't wait, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
we were just savouring it so much. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
The thought of those two using the lyrics from Michael Jackson's Ben... | 0:24:19 | 0:24:25 | |
Oh! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
-..to reaffirm their love for each other. -So perfect! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
And you my friend will see, you've got a friend in me. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Pete, you're always running here and there. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
SHE LAUGHS Sorry! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Sorry! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
There's one where you just see Adrian's face | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
and it's that kind of beautiful agony. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
He just... He can't... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
He wants to so much. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
He so wants to hold it together and it just goes. It goes. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
Pete, most people would turn you away. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
I don't listen to a word they say. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
They don't see you... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
SHE LAUGHS As I do. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
You look ridiculous. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
You may now seal your views... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
vows of renewal. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Just pick it up. Still rolling! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
Better get my quiches in. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
You'd better get those quee-shays in there, Pamelar. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Go, go, go! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
What do you think I've been doing? I've been... | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
-What's with all them signs in the window? -Oh, hello, my little Prince! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
It's your mother and her campaign. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-Come in! -I'm sorry. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
You've got the show in a box and that's one thing. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
The best thing about something like this | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
is that they're the bits in-between. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
They are the moments that show you... | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
what it was like producing that in a box. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
You've got Lucy. What about Lucy? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
She's on some student exchange thing dicking round the Dordogne. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Stop laughing, darling! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
OK, thanks, Pamela. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
-It's not funny, darling. -I know, Pamela. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
-Still rolling. -All right. Go on. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
-Sorry. Go on. -That's so childish. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
We just had a huge amount of fun. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
So, seeing the out-takes | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
just reminds me of the fun that we all had. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
I'll let you in for a pound if you're leaving the gift. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
Sorry. Just do it again. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Can I have a word? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Have you got any johnnies? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
I ain't going in there bareback. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
-We'll have to stop off... -Oh, come on! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
-Come on! -Sorry. Let's do it. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
The best thing about out-takes is you just get to see a glimpse | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
of what it's like all day. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
They all just remind me of how great it was making this show, you know? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
So, yeah, that's it. But, er... | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
Yeah. What's happening with you? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
We've got there. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
-Ooh! -Cut! That was brilliant. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Right. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
-Cut. -It's funny though, isn't it? It's funny. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
# Sometimes it seems | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
# The going is just too rough | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
# And things go wrong no matter what I do | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
# Now and then it seems like life it just too much... # | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
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