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Have I Got 2016 News for You

A compilation of the popular news quiz that looks back at the big news of 2016. With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and a variety of guest hosts and panellists.


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This programme contains some strong language

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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MONTAGE: Good evening...

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And welcome... To... Have I Got... News... For You.

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I'm Tracey Ullman.

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I'm Nick Clegg. I'm Gary Lineker.

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I'm Katherine Ryan.

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I'm Stephen Mangan.

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In the news this week, word spreads that Rupert Murdoch

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has rewritten his will to cut out his children.

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MALEVOLENT LAUGHTER

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LAUGHTER

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In Essex, one passenger takes the easy option after foolishly

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asking a taxi driver for his opinions on Brexit.

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LAUGHTER

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And the Republican party put in place measures to ensure

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a scandal-free presidency as Donald Trump spots an attractive

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woman in the crowd.

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LAUGHTER

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This is our new Prime Minister. Not him! Don't have a heart attack!

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Oh, justice being done.

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The Government doesn't have power on its own to trigger

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Article 50 and it has to refer it to Parliament.

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I actually launched a legal challenge to try and stop the

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subject coming up on this show, but unfortunately...

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I think we should have warned the National Grid.

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Because there's going to be a massive upsurge in

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electricity demand as people go to put the kettle on.

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LAUGHTER

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Or switch on their electric chairs.

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LAUGHTER

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There doesn't seem to be any kind of plan for getting out of the EU,

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but Tory MP Andrew Davies seemed pretty sure that Brexit

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will definitely be sorted.

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And conference, mark my words -

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we will make breakfast... Brexit! ..a success.

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LAUGHTER

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Could it be that the entire nation has voted under

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a slight misapprehension?

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They're merely wanting breakfast?

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I mean, you were there - she didn't really like many of the Tories,

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-did she? The old ones.

-No.

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LAUGHTER

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-Neither did I, actually, but there we are.

-Did you like her?

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Did you like Theresa May?

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I-I-I... LAUGHTER

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Anyway, the answer...!

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-It's all right, she's not going to offer you a job!

-No!

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-No, I doubt that very much!

-Do you still speak to David Cameron, Nick?

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No, anyway, moving on. Um...

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Do you still phone him up when you're drunk?

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LAUGHTER

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We had a visit by an American president.

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He said, "unless you stay in the EU, you'll go to the back of the queue",

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which is a mistake with British people, because we think, "Great! Queue!"

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LAUGHTER

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I'll go back again and queue up!

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I feel like I've come to the country far too late, because before

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Britain joined the Common Market, this must have been paradise.

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LAUGHTER

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It really was paradise, wasn't it?

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Only had to go work three days a week...

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So, Eddie, you're pro-EU.

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Who is your unlikely ally, it emerged this week?

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-Thinking people of the United Kingdom?

-No, it's Jeremy Clarkson.

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If you can't trust someone who punches a younger man in the

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face when he doesn't get a steak, who CAN you trust?

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Jeremy Clarkson said the EU is...

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So why is he in favour of it, then?

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-What special powers did Boris appear to gain this week?

-He went home.

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At the time that his wife was expecting him.

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Don't be ridiculous!

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Well, Alistair Higham on Twitter

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thinks he may have been watching too much Star Wars.

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Watch how Boris deals with this cameraman.

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LAUGHTER

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-That's... That's scary.

-Yeah.

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Theresa May has inspired the acronym JAM for those who are

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"just about managing",

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although for some reason, she hasn't come up with a term yet

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for those fat cats who are "cleaning up nicely, thanks".

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LAUGHTER

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Ah, yes - this is news that Toblerone

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has changed the shape of its chocolate bars.

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What's happened is that the traditional pyramid shape of

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the Toblerone, in order to save costs,

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they've actually made the Toblerone gaps bigger.

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As you can see, a lot of these people are very angry about it.

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There we are. That's very amusing.

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Fantastic! That is great!

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At what point was it not ludicrous that the presenter of The Apprentice

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in America could become the Commander In Chief?

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It's like saying the presenter of Have I Got News for You could

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become Foreign Secretary...

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Anyway.

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Um...!

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Did you see how the news was reported in the world's press?

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Yes, there were some brilliant headlines.

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Here is a German newspaper...

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LAUGHTER

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How did Trump echo Martin Luther King in his victory speech?

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Well, Martin Luther King had a dream and...this guy's a nightmare.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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-Who would like to see the Dalai Lama take on The Donald?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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Me.

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-Have you met Donald Trump?

-Never.

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What do you think of him?

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I don't know. Sometimes you see,

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his sort of, the way his hair...

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Something like that,

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and his mouth... Small...

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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JO BRAND: Who did Trump invite to sit in the front row

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and make Hillary feel weird?

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Was it Putin?

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-No...

-Barack's half-brother.

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Yes, indeed, that's right.

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He doesn't like his brother, the president. Do you know why?

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Sibling rivalry.

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LAUGHTER

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Well, I suppose it kind of amounts to that.

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I mean, Malik Obama told ITV...

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LAUGHTER

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Despite Trump's claims, not all of the media is against him.

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One paper has already endorsed him

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on its front page with the headline...

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That's from the Crusader,

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the in-house newspaper of the Ku Klux Klan.

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Before you jump to conclusions, it's not all racial hatred - it's

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got regular lifestyle items with tips on sewing and basic woodwork.

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LAUGHTER

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I think this is the contents of the Queen's speech.

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There wasn't a great deal there, she basically said,

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"I'll see you after the referendum".

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What had the Queen watched for several hours earlier in the week?

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-It was the Queen's life with...

-Told with horses.

-Told with horses!

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The horse said, "I remember the day she became Queen".

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LAUGHTER

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And the thing about it, I mean, I'm not like a massive royalist,

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but I was just thinking, like, I love Prince Harry, right?

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I think he's brilliant. Probably for all the wrong reasons.

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I thought it would be amazing if he one day ended up as King

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because to have his life acted out by horses...

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LAUGHTER

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Could you imagine? Just...

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The Queen is 90 years old and still going strong.

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-So it's time for our Quick Queen Quiz.

-Right.

-Yes!

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TRUMPET PLAYS FANFARE

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To mark the Queen's wartime work as a mechanic,

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what did Kwik-Fit offer to do?

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LAUGHTER

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Get Prince Philip up in the blocks.

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Have a look underneath there...

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They sculpted a portrait out of motoring accessories.

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Are you sure that's the Queen? It looks like Colonel Gaddafi.

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LAUGHTER

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It was called The Queen Of Parts. ..Right.

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German magazine Der Spiegel

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put a touching tribute on their front page.

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LAUGHTER

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It was an article specially commissioned by Prince Charles!

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LAUGHTER

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Yes, of course, this is the triumph of the Foxes, Leicester City.

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-I know why they won.

-Yes.

-4-4-2.

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Oh, really?

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APPLAUSE

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Tell us about that, Ian.

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Tell us about 4-4-2(!)

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-Um, well, you've got, um...

-Here we go.

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-Ten players together...

-Uh-huh...

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-Four of them are in one bit...

-Yeah...

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LAUGHTER

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Four of them in another and two right over there in another bit.

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They might get relegated next year, that'd be funny, wouldn't it?

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LAUGHTER

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I didn't watch the parade on telly,

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I followed it on the internet.

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You could track Danny Simpson's tag.

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LAUGHTER

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How else are Leicester fans

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capitalising on their team's victory?

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Well, some fans actually are selling jars of Leicester City air...

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RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

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-Sorry, I've not...

-No, it's going well.

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They've just opened the lid in the ground and closed it again,

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but it was still a better atmosphere then you get at Arsenal.

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GROANS, APPLAUSE

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Yes, this is the shock result that has turned even non-football fans

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like myself into experts.

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Leicester Rovers have won the Premier Division Cup.

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LAUGHTER

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It's a wonderfully romantic story, and to think,

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none of it would have happened if the previous manager hadn't

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left the club after his son was sacked after filming his mates

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having an orgy with local women in a Bangkok hotel room.

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LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE

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Yes, that's Panama - someone handing over money.

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It's a massive exposure of this Panamanian company which sets

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up offshore for money-laundering, tax evasion...

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RUMBLING OVERHEAD

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It's Putin.

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LAUGHTER

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Various world leaders have been building up stacks of

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tax-free cash offshore. What has the president of the UAE been

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secretly doing with all his money?

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Bought up London property.

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Exactly right, yeah.

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He's bought £1.2 billion worth of London properties.

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He's bought half of Oxford Street and parts of Mayfair.

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He didn't get the utilities or the stations, though...

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LAUGHTER

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..which are actually better value.

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On the other hand, it does keep Britain safe, in a way.

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Because for as long as the president of Bananistan

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has got his ill-gotten money squirrelled away in UK property,

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they're not going to attack the UK.

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So eventually, you don't need MI5, MI6 and anything,

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all you need is Foxton's.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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The first casualty of the scandal was Iceland's Prime Minister,

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who has been forced to resign.

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He's also in danger of having his assets frozen.

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Still, that's what happens if you go sunbathing in Reykjavik.

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Ronnie Corbett, that one's for you.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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Ah, yes, this is the new Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan.

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Lots of people getting out and voting.

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This is the various elections we've had.

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What camping metaphor did Sadiq Khan use to describe Labour's future?

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We have to appeal to people outside of our own tents.

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Yeah, that's almost exactly it, he said...

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To which, Jeremy Corbyn quickly responded...

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It's just that everybody else is outside, pissing into it.

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Boris Johnson's term as Mayor of our capital city

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has come to an end after eight years,

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so let's take the opportunity to look back at his time in office.

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What is going on here?

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He looks like a UKip supporter bauble.

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LAUGHTER

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Tim, you've been fighting hard to put the Lib Dems back on the map.

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Let's have a look at some footage from the Lib Dem party

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conference a few weeks back, just to see how well it's going.

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Do you know which political party is having a conference here this week?

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I don't know.

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Have you any idea?

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Do you know which political party has got its conference going

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-on here at the moment?

-Yeah, that one, there.

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What do you think of them?

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What do I think of 'em? Who are they?

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LAUGHTER

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It's going well. Going well.

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Suzanne, surely you must still be tempted to rejoin the Tory party?

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-No.

-Leave all those UKip nutters behind?

-No, they're not nutters.

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No, no, no.

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They're a great bunch of people, Ukip, and I'm sticking with Ukip.

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Well, at least, I hope, if they let me back in! Please!

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-You're suspended for what, six months?

-Six months.

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-Are you going to appeal?

-I absolutely am.

-Try and get a year?

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Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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Jeremy Corbyn didn't do well in Scotland because people in

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Scotland don't trust anyone who looks old but still has teeth.

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-JOE WILKINSON:

-That's, er...that's a woman.

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Quite a big, can I say that? Big bum?

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That's the fella she's with, nice fella.

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Did I get it right?

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So, what is the story about these people?

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There's already a TV series at the minute which just finished

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-on BBC Two, and that is The Trial...

-What, with them in it?

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..Of OJ Simpson.

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Well, Kim Kardashian's father

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was one of the men responsible for getting OJ off,

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and then he died of karma, I mean, cancer. And then...

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APPLAUSE

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This is the massive mainstream news

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that Kim Kardashian actually came to London this week.

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Ian, I feel like I haven't given you enough opportunity to show

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-your knowledge on the Kardashian family.

-No.

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So, I will give you a point for every Kardashian sister you can name.

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Just move on, let's just move on.

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I didn't actually know she had sisters.

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I'm just getting over the fact that Kanye West isn't a constituency.

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APPLAUSE

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You know what, it's a dynasty, and it's kind of worth learning about.

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I think they've earned their place at this point...

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No, what the fuck do they do?!

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How have they earned their place?

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What do they do?

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APPLAUSE

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In other femi-news,

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where did women narrowly fail to break down a sexist barrier?

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Muirfield golf club, they've refused to have women playing golf.

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That's it.

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And therefore they can't have the Open Golf Championship there.

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Do women actually want to join this club?

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-I mean, they sound ghastly.

-It does sound awful.

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Not a member of a club yourself, old boy?

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I'm a member of a couple of clubs.

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-Oh, ah!

-Um...

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-Tell us.

-Er...

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Yeah...?

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-Go on.

-Is it the Alzheimer's League?

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Yes, top BBC golfing commentator Peter Alliss told the Telegraph:

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Does he even know how competitive

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the "Marry a rich old white guy" market is?

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How many Jerry Halls do I have to punch in the tit

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just to get a free gin and tonic?

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And so, to round two. Shall we play a game of Whose Bald Bonce Is This?

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-Yes.

-Right, teams, fingers on buzzers.

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Here's your first bald bonce.

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-BUZZER Who's that?

-Iain Duncan Smith.

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-Yes, it is.

-Hooray!

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Ian, you made him cry, didn't you?

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Um...

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APPLAUSE

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I did.

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I made a documentary about Victorian benefits,

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and I asked him some questions about the poor law, and workhouses,

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and he suddenly started crying when he told me

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about this young girl who had no start in life and he wanted to help.

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And then people said, "Well, what did you do when he cried,

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"did you comfort him?"

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And I said, "No, it's Iain Duncan Smith."

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-Who is that?

-Bobby Charlton.

-Right profession.

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Somebody old in football, is that it?

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He will be thrilled to hear that.

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It's Ray Wilkins.

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-Why has he been in the news?

-He hasn't.

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Suck it up.

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This game needs a little bit of refining, I think.

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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE THEME TUNE

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-I've always wanted to do this!

-Fingers on buzzers.

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Why are there 12 stars on the EU flag?

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Is that how many times we've won the World Cup?

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You have to press your button! BUZZER

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Jason.

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-It's us. It's us.

-What?

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Oh, sorry.

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That's one of the things they test when you go to university,

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can you spot a light coming on?

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I was looking over there. I didn't know there were lights.

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It's nice in the winter months though.

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What was the question?

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Oh, because there were originally 12 member states.

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No.

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There is no reason.

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There just are 12, arranged in a circle,

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that apparently symbolises unity.

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Or it may not.

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In 1866, Lichtenstein sent its entire army of 80 soldiers

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off to the Austro-Prussian War.

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What was unusual about the number of soldiers that returned?

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BUZZER

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Merton, Merton.

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-Do I have to go like this?

-He wasn't at Merton.

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Merton, Life.

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-BELL Jason, Hislop.

-There was more.

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-What?

-There was more, I was going to say.

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-Yes, do you know the...?

-I don't know, is that the actual answer?

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Yeah, yeah, because when they got there,

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they just starting chatting to someone who was dead nice.

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-He was really nice.

-Lovely uniform, brass buttons.

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-They look after you.

-Yes, 80 went to war. And 81 came back.

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They'd...they'd been forbidden to engage in any form of

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military combat so none were killed,

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and then an Italian joined up because he was looking for work.

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BUZZER

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A goose has been travelling on the train without a season ticket.

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It's been travelling from Brighton to Guildford for the last five years,

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and it's not his card, he's using somebody else's.

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Well, that's nearly right, but it's a duck on an aeroplane.

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Oh, it's a duck on an aeroplane.

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This is the news that a duck has been providing comfort

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to nervous flyers on a flight across America.

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He quacks to soothe his nervous owner and is called an:

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Oh, you've just made this up.

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According to the Telegraph, Daniel the duck was wearing:

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Brilliant.

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If I was having an anxiety attack on a plane,

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the sight of a duck in little red boots would not calm me at all.

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-Shall we move on to other animal news?

-Why not?

-Other animal news?

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-Why not?

-What record has a Peterborough hen set this week?

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-Most eggs.

-No, it laid the biggest ever egg. Here it is.

-Wow!

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-Whoa!

-Do we not get a picture of the chicken that laid that egg?

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No, it's in intensive care, I imagine.

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BELL

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-Is it Essex women?

-That's it, yes.

0:21:030:21:05

The term Essex girl was in the dictionary,

0:21:050:21:08

and this is the news that two girls from Essex

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are trying to get that term removed.

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Collins defines it as:

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-Doesn't seem too bad.

-That's all right.

0:21:180:21:20

Why would anyone have a problem with that?

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And who's come out in support of Juliet and Natasha's campaign?

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The Archbishop of Canterbury.

0:21:340:21:35

-No, it was a star of Ian's favourite show, Gemma Collins.

-TOWIE?

0:21:350:21:40

Here she is.

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It is absolutely outrageous in today's society that the dictionary,

0:21:410:21:45

which, I'm a massive fan of the dictionary.

0:21:450:21:48

You know, we should be, like, promoting the dictionary anyway,

0:21:480:21:51

because, like, it is such an amazing, like,

0:21:510:21:55

historical British thing, isn't it?

0:21:550:21:57

Every story ever written's in the dictionary.

0:21:590:22:02

You've just got to put the words in the right order.

0:22:020:22:04

Time now for the odd one out round.

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Marina Stepanova, MC Hammer,

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-Sara Blizzard, and Dr Henry Heimlich.

-Ah!

0:22:110:22:14

Out of all those, Dr Henry Heimlich, who invented the Heimlich manoeuvre,

0:22:140:22:18

this was an interesting story last week,

0:22:180:22:19

I think he's in a sort of care home now at the age of 96

0:22:190:22:23

and a fellow resident started choking,

0:22:230:22:25

and he was on hand to do the Heimlich manoeuvre

0:22:250:22:28

and it's the first time ever he's actually been called upon to do it.

0:22:280:22:32

And saved this woman's life.

0:22:320:22:34

There he's obviously attacking that woman,

0:22:340:22:35

so he's got a dark side to him.

0:22:350:22:39

-So, who are the other people that you mentioned?

-Marina Stepanova.

0:22:390:22:43

-Yeah.

-She does the hurdles. "Steppin' over."

0:22:430:22:46

400m hurdles, though. Really high.

0:22:470:22:50

APPLAUSE

0:22:530:22:55

-Bottom left, Sara Blizzard, did you say?

-Sara Blizzard.

0:22:560:22:59

-She's a weather woman.

-Sara Blizzard is a weather presenter

0:22:590:23:01

for East Midlands Today,

0:23:010:23:03

taking over from the much-loved Karen Pissing-it-down.

0:23:030:23:06

Yes, they all have highly appropriate names apart from

0:23:080:23:10

MC Hammer who recently revealed that he's scared of hammering.

0:23:100:23:13

How did Dr Heimlich play a pivotal role

0:23:130:23:15

in the engagement of Carrie Fisher and Dan Ackroyd?

0:23:150:23:18

-Did Carrie Fisher do the Heimlich manoeuvre to Dan Ackroyd?

-No.

0:23:200:23:22

Dan's doing it to Carrie?

0:23:220:23:24

Dan saved Carrie's life by performing the Heimlich manoeuvre

0:23:240:23:27

after she choked on a Brussels sprout.

0:23:270:23:29

-I don't know why that's funny.

-Bloody Brussels!

0:23:290:23:31

The instance of a name being linked to what you do is known as:

0:23:380:23:42

A phrase first suggested by linguistics expert Norman Ative

0:23:430:23:47

and his German colleague Dieter Minism.

0:23:470:23:50

Oh, wow.

0:23:520:23:53

Brilliant.

0:23:530:23:55

APPLAUSE

0:23:550:23:58

This has got an end of series feel about it, hasn't it?

0:24:010:24:04

You wouldn't dare put that on the first show.

0:24:040:24:06

-No, all the jokes that got left lying around.

-Scrape them up.

0:24:060:24:09

I'll do 'em.

0:24:090:24:11

Time now for the missing rounds round. And we start with:

0:24:130:24:17

Sandwich.

0:24:220:24:23

Are still in charge of Brexit negotiations.

0:24:250:24:28

New look Spice Girls are back.

0:24:300:24:32

The answer is:

0:24:370:24:39

Language historian Dr Todd Gray MBE has been researching

0:24:420:24:45

Britain's best old-fashioned swear words.

0:24:450:24:48

Also including nippy, tarse and wittol.

0:24:480:24:50

And before you write in to complain,

0:24:500:24:52

I can use these words as it's after the 1648 watershed.

0:24:520:24:55

Next:

0:24:560:24:58

Pours chocolate sauce over labrador.

0:25:000:25:02

Ices own paunch.

0:25:030:25:05

That's excellent. I think that's the best answer we've ever had.

0:25:080:25:12

Ices his own paunch? That's a fantastic sentence. It's poetry.

0:25:140:25:19

That should be the answer to every single question from now on.

0:25:190:25:23

Do you know what he did?

0:25:230:25:24

And here they are.

0:25:270:25:29

Next:

0:25:310:25:33

Heads for Mexican border.

0:25:340:25:37

APPLAUSE

0:25:400:25:42

Bus disguised as brick wall seeks similar.

0:25:420:25:47

It's:

0:25:490:25:51

Here is the bus.

0:25:530:25:54

Next:

0:25:560:25:57

If you support Leicester City.

0:26:030:26:06

Is it "If you are alive"?

0:26:060:26:08

Oh, Ian!

0:26:110:26:13

And finally:

0:26:220:26:24

Milk!

0:26:270:26:29

In bottles. Milk in bottles.

0:26:290:26:30

Yeah, in trendy parts of London, they want...they want, um,

0:26:300:26:34

-milk in bottles because it's somehow real.

-Yes.

0:26:340:26:38

Yes. Hipster milk comes in skimmed, semi-skimmed and full twat.

0:26:420:26:46

Before we go, there's just time for the caption competition.

0:26:500:26:54

Don't put your keys in me, I'm not a handbag yet.

0:26:540:26:57

The Empire strikes bake.

0:27:000:27:01

Ohhh!

0:27:030:27:04

APPLAUSE

0:27:040:27:06

They're just bodyguards, don't you think?

0:27:060:27:08

To protect her from being stolen by Channel 4.

0:27:080:27:10

They've got Imperial stormtroopers surrounding Mary at all moments.

0:27:120:27:16

Paul Hollywood, little droid.

0:27:160:27:19

Mary...

0:27:200:27:21

HE HUMS IMPERIAL MARCH FROM STAR WARS

0:27:210:27:24

-Are you having one of your turns again, Ian?

-Yeah.

0:27:270:27:30

You wanted me to point it out next time it happened, do you remember?

0:27:310:27:34

Thanks, thanks, sorry.

0:27:340:27:36

He gets a nosebleed when he starts dealing with popular culture.

0:27:360:27:40

And I leave you with news that

0:27:410:27:43

arriving in Brussels for a mini-break,

0:27:430:27:46

one woman gets a nasty surprise

0:27:460:27:48

as she tries to change her pounds into euros.

0:27:480:27:51

APPLAUSE

0:27:530:27:57

At Claridge's in London, the chefs react quickly

0:27:580:28:00

as Gordon Ramsay falls into the deep fat fryer.

0:28:000:28:03

And as more revelations about BHS emerge,

0:28:070:28:10

Philip Green poses for a photo shoot

0:28:100:28:12

in a doomed attempt to show he's not a prick.

0:28:120:28:15

Good night.

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