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-You'd better get it out.

-You dropped it!

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-I really need a piss.

-Well, don't piss on it!

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-Are you gonna get it out or not?

-I'm not touching it!

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Think of all the things I've done in there.

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This programme contains strong language

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How much would I have to pay you to eat it?

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Fuck it.

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-Oh, Becky!

-What shall I do with it?

-Don't put it near me. It's dripping!

-Stop shouting!

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-Don't put it in the sink!

-Oh, for God's sake!

-HE GASPS

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I'm never having a bath, ever again!

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Cos you're always having baths, aren't you(?)

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Do you want some water?

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URINE TRICKLES

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-TRICKLING STOPS

-Steve?

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I can't wee and talk at the same time.

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Make sure it all goes in the loo.

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-URINE TRICKLES

-Eugh!

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You know, one of the perks of living with you

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is every time I need the toilet, I get to tread in your wee.

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TOILET FLUSHES

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-You planned saying that, didn't you?

-Yep.

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-Does Laura know we're getting up early?

-Yeah, I told her.

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You all right?

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Yeah.

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You're putting toothpaste on your head.

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I've got a spot coming. It dries the skin out.

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Of course it does.

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What are we gonna do if one of us dies?

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We're not gonna die.

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HE SIGHS

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We look a bit like each other.

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Fuck off!

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HE GROWLS PLAYFULLY

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Steve!

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Do you think you'd be upset if Laura died?

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No, but if she died,

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-do you think you'd feel genuinely sad, or start to feel better after an hour or so?

-Steve.

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-What?

-She's my sister.

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(I think I'd probably like her more if she was dead.)

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That's better.

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Oh, Laura was such a nice person.

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She was really intelligent, she said such interesting things.

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I miss her so much!

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-Why couldn't they take me instead?

-KNOCK AT DOOR

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Becks, I really need my poo now.

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OK, Laur. We're nearly done.

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No-one needs a poo this time of night.

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OK, Steve.

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Was that an impression of my mum?

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-Becks, the loo roll's wet!

-Have a look in the cupboard.

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Fine, I'll do impressions of your mum, then.

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-(AS STEVE'S MUM)

-OK, Steve.

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm a silly little bitch

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and my husband basically walks all over me

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and I've got a shit sense of humour

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and I go to church. LAURA FARTS, GRUNTS

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Wow.

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-It's no worse than what you said.

-Bloody hell!

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Paul, mate, are you gonna put some clothes on?

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-HE GRUNTS

-I wanna sleep with my knob out.

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HE CLEARS THROAT OK.

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-Shell, can you move your head?

-SHE MUMBLES

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Shell!

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Can you move your head, Shelly? I need to get an egg.

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SHE WHIMPERS

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Come on, mate. Put your pants back on.

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Are you gonna make that bitch clean her fucking teeth?

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Just put something on, yeah?

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In the morning her breath's like cat shit.

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YOU STINK OF CAT SHIT!

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Put your clothes on, Paul.

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She kisses me in the morning.

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It's like kissing a...a fucking litter tray!

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Paul!

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Stop shouting, Paul. You're causing a disturbance.

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Come on, mate.

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-Did I tell you about Karleshia, Becks?

-Yeah.

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-She's the one whose job I'm overtaking.

-Yeah, you said.

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It's like a fairy story.

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One minute she's on the perfume counter at Boots,

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-the next minute, she's on X Factor.

-You said, Laur.

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They put her through to Bootcamp, but she didn't make the finals cos it's fixed.

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Karleshia?

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All I'm saying is, everything happens for a reason and you make your own luck.

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Hm, Laura, you've got toothpaste on your cheek.

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I've got a spot coming, Steve.

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It dries the skin out.

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Well, you both look absolutely lovely.

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Eugh, Becky!

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You'll be the ones with the hangovers.

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Julie Taylor said you get talent spotters

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hanging round the perfume counter looking for the next Jordan.

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Yes, I know, Laur. You were telling us in the pub.

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I mean, I know I'll never be a WAG,

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but there's plenty of other things you can do -

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be a trendsetter, or a famous novelist.

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You OK to go to sleep now, Laur? We're getting up early, remember?

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Well, sorry, everyone. I thought this was meant to be a sleepover

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to celebrate my new career, but obviously I've become mistaken.

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It's not a sleepover. You missed your bus.

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You'll know this, Steve.

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When Julie Taylor goes to sleep, she's completely nude.

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OK, Laura.

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She wears nothing, not a stitch.

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She's completely and utterly nude apart from a pair of wax earplugs.

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OK, that's enough about Julie Taylor, Laura.

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Don't worry, Becks. She's not interested in Steve.

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She's shagging a Chinaman.

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Laura!

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OK, fine, I'll keep myself to myself.

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Good night, everyone.

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-Good night, Laura.

-Good night, Laura.

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Good night, Paul.

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Have you taken your pill?

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Yes, Paul.

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I love you.

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HE GRUNTS

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I love you, Paul,

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with all my heart.

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Sweet dreams, everyone.

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Sweet dreams, everyone.

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-Sweet dreams, Laura.

-Sweet dreams, Laura.

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May all your wishes come true.

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-I haven't got any!

-Nor have I!

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Oh, the zip's in my face.

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FAINT DRIPPING

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Becks?

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Becks, I think there's a drip.

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There's definitely a drip, Becks.

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-Steve, sort it out.

-You sort it out.

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-I'm all comfy.

-So am I.

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Maybe it's just me,

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but that sounds like blood dripping from the wounds of a ghost.

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-Brilliant. I need another wee.

-Don't tread on me, Steve.

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I'm not gonna tread on you.

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Put the light on if you're weeing.

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I saw another ghost on Tuesday.

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Me and Paul wanted to contact the dead, or the living dead,

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and find out what they know,

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so we went to this seance from a leaflet Paul got, and we came home

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-and I was being sick...

-URINE TRICKLES

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..and I looked in the mirror and there was this presence hovering behind me.

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-DRIPPING INCREASES

-She was 12 and a half,

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she was from the Dark Ages and she was covered

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-from head to toe...

-DRIPPING CONTINUES

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-PLASTIC BOTTLES CLATTER

-..in animal blood.

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I think she wanted revenge on whoever it was that covered her in animal blood.

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-TOILET FLUSHES

-That's what it's like being a ghost.

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You bear a grudge.

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And the devil doesn't help -

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winding them up, chipping away at their self-esteem.

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Did it all go in the toilet?

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Yeah. Can we go to sleep, Laura?

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You didn't see a ghost.

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They don't exist.

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They do exist, Steve. I've seen four.

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-And at the seance we spoke to Elvis.

-All right, Laura.

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Elvis didn't say much, but what he did say was fucking terrifying.

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(YAWNING) Oh, Paul, please!

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I've got a sixth sense for it. Danny told me.

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He's the wizard that did the seance.

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I've got all the normal five senses - seeing, hearing, thinking and touch -

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but I've also got a sixth sense - ghosts.

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-Oh, my God!

-OK, that's enough about ghosts, Laura.

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Let's get some sleep.

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We've got a very big day tomorrow, we're getting up very early.

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OK.

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Good night, everyone.

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Sweet dreams, Paul.

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And may all your wishes come true.

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Paul and I are thinking of going to Spain for a week.

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SHE SIGHS

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TINNY MUSIC FROM EARPHONES

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HE SIGHS Laura!

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Turn your iPod off!

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-SHE SIGHS

-God, it's like living in a concentration camp!

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DAN: Steve?

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-BECKY SIGHS

-Steve.

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I think there's someone at the door, everybody.

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-Steve?

-Get rid of him.

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Are you awake, Steve? I think I heard your voice.

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-KNOCKING AT DOOR

-Steve!

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-KNOCKING CONTINUES

-Steve, Steve.

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Brilliant(!)

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Don't tread on me.

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How can I tread on you?! You're on the sofa!

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-KNOCKING CONTINUES

-So, at this seance,

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Paul spoke to Roy, the scuzzy old man that used to look after him.

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He wasn't scuzzy. He was my friend.

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All right, Steve.

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-Dan, it's really late.

-Yeah, sorry.

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I was just passing, thought I'd pop in, see if you're OK.

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Yep, I'm fine, thanks.

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Good, good.

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OK, well, thanks for checking up...

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Me and Anita split up.

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Yeah.

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-Sorry, mate.

-Yeah.

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Well, I'm sure it'll work itself out. It has before.

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-Not this time, Steve.

-OK.

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I've been crying on a bench.

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I got hit by a boy.

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Oh, bloody hell!

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He took my wallet.

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There's nothing in it. I don't know why I carry it round with me.

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OK, well, Dan, it's gone one.

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We've actually got Laura, Paul and Shelly staying,

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and me and Becky have got a really big day ahead of us tomorrow.

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We're watching a whole series of 24 in 24 hours,

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it's gonna be pretty exhausting, so why don't you...?

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Don't make me be alone tonight.

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Don't.

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Look at me, I've got nothing.

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I can't be alone tonight.

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I won't cause any bother.

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I know.

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I'll kip in the bath if you want, I don't mind.

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I won't come in the bedroom.

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You don't have to talk to me.

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I know, but...

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You won't even know I'm here.

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But I can't go up there tonight.

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Some really dreadful things have happened.

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Mm-hm, I know, but there's no space...

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She fucked her uncle, Steve.

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Sorry?

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Anita.

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She fucked her uncle. That's why we split up.

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She fucked her uncle?!

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Keep your voice down!

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What, as in her auntie's husband?

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Her dad's brother.

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Should've seen it coming.

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I don't know what to say.

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There's nothing to say.

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It was her nan's birthday, they had a barbeque, one thing led to another

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and she ended up fucking her uncle in the shed.

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You'd better come in.

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-Is anyone in the inflatable chair?

-No.

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Excellent.

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STEVE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Everyone. Dan's had a, um...

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He's had a bit of bad news, so he's gonna be joining us for the night.

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What's happened?

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Me and Anita split up.

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Oh, no! Sorry, Dan.

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Sorry to hear that, Dan.

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Yeah, thanks.

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MUMBLES SLEEPILY

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Thanks, Paul.

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What happened?

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Just didn't sort of see eye to eye... on a matter concerning her uncle.

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Then later on, I got hit with a brick.

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A brick?!

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Oh, bloody hell!

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I might get something cold for my head.

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How could I say no?

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You're not really gonna let him stay, are you, Steve?

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I'm not gonna kick him out. He's sad.

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What if I wake up and find him licking me?

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-He's not gonna lick you, Laura.

-He might.

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He's not going to lick you.

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I can't believe you're letting him sleep here.

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There's already four of us.

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-What if we run out of air?

-Well, then I'll open a window.

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-What if he's sick on me?

-Why would he be sick on you?

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Laura, he's not gonna lick you and he's not gonna be sick on you

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and we're not gonna run out of air, I promise.

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OK, well, don't say I didn't warn you.

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My God! Look, he's just having a really bad time

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-and needs a bit of company.

-Steve...

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He's going to sleep and he's not gonna bother anyone,

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so just, please, just...just leave him alone!

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Well, all I'm saying is, I can't sleep

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-if he's gonna be in here.

-Yes, you can, Laura.

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I can't, Becks.

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So, I'm gonna use this opportunity to get on with a bit of admin.

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Now, Steve, about the wedding.

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Oh, Laura, please! Fuck's sake!

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We're gonna buy some birds, tie ribbons to their beaks

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and fly them round the church while we make our vows.

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-Are you joking?

-No, Steve.

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I have a number for an aviary.

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Now, as best man, you'll be in charge of feeding them.

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Do you know what, Laura? We've got people spread all over our flat,

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I'm tired, every time I close my eyes,

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I see a ghost covered in animal blood.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Do you?

-Yes.

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I've got a whole day of watching 24 ahead of me.

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It's going to be so draining!

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So, right now I couldn't give a flying fuck

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about your wedding, which you haven't even set a date for!

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Good night.

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PAUL CHUCKLES

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I can see what Shelly means now.

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-Laura, go to sleep.

-Yes, I will.

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But I'm just saying, Becks, I can understand now

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some of the things Shelly was saying tonight about Steve.

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OK, enough, Laura.

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Well, what does that mean? What did Shelly say about me?

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She said she doesn't like you.

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Yeah, good one. Thanks, Laura.

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As if!

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It's nothing personal, but from the moment she laid eyes on you,

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-she's hated your guts.

-Oh, as if, Laura!

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She thinks I'm funny, doesn't she, Becks?

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Becks?

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I think she doesn't really...get you?

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What does that mean?!

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Becky.

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It doesn't mean anything. Just get Dan and let's go to sleep.

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What do you mean, she doesn't get me? What is there to get?

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Sometimes when you get a bit drunk, you do silly things.

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I think it's funny and everyone else thinks it's funny

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but sometimes Shelly just can't understand.

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-Shelly's like that.

-She thinks you might be deranged.

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I'm just having a laugh!

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Well, the truth is, Steve, she's terrified of you.

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No, she's not! Why would anyone be scared of me?!

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OK, name two things Shelly doesn't like about me.

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-She thinks you're lazy.

-HE SCOFFS As if!

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She finds you physically repulsive.

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-Laura!

-And on the way home,

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she said you were sexually intimidating.

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-When?

-In the kebab shop.

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She thought you were gonna rape her.

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What?! I'd never rape anyone,

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-would I, Becks?

-No, Steve.

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You'd never rape anyone.

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And if I was gonna rape someone,

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I certainly wouldn't do it in a kebab shop.

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I wouldn't do it anywhere.

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Look, Shelly likes me. We were having a laugh tonight.

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She liked my impression of an earthworm.

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No, she didn't.

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No-one did. She said you had wandering eyes.

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I did not have wandering eyes!

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Oh, why have you stood up?

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The...

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They're not my wandering eyes,

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they're the wandering eyes of a sexually intimidating earthworm.

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Oh, look, you've completely missed the point

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of my impression of an earthworm.

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Steve. You're an adult,

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you have an impression of an earthworm and you did it in a kebab shop.

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She's bound to think you're weird.

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Now, turn the light off and go to sleep.

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Oh...

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Oh, bloody hell!

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This is ridiculous.

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I've never had someone dislike me before.

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Well, that's bollocks.

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What do you mean, that's bollocks?

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What do you mean, you've never had someone dislike you before?

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No-one dislikes me. I'm nice, I'm a nice bloke.

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-I smile at people...

-Dan!

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Sorry.

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Sorry for waking you.

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-Are you OK?

-Not really.

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Me and Anita split up

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and a ten-year-old bashed my head in.

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I don't feel great, if I'm honest, Shelly.

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I think you're great, Dan.

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I think you're really lovely.

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Go on.

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I wouldn't change a thing about you.

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What about my face?

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Or my body?

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I think you're a wonderful human being.

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You're a perfect gentleman. I wouldn't change a thing.

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Oh, don't go to sleep.

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Shelly, say something else.

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Shelly?

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SHELLY!

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What about Jamie?

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-He hates you.

-Yeah, well?

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I hate him.

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Some of the boys me and Shelly used to work with, they didn't like you.

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I've never met them!

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Hayley, Kelly, Rebecca.

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They think you're a twat.

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No, they don't!

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You told them you worked for Formula One.

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HE LAUGHS Oh, come on, that was funny!

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All my mates think you're a pussy.

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No-one likes you, Steve, because you've got wandering eyes.

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They are not my wandering eyes.

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They are the wandering eyes of an earthworm.

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-Oh, bloody earthworm.

-No,

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I can't hold it in, Becks. I'm gonna have to do another wee-wee.

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-Dan?

-Sorry.

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You OK?

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Yeah. You?

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Yeah.

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I did my earthworm in a kebab shop and it went down wrong.

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Bad luck, mate. Do you wanna do it now and I'll laugh?

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No, you're all right.

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Can I try one?

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Let's get some sleep, eh?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'll just finish this.

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No, don't eat that, mate.

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No, come on, come on. Come on, don't eat that.

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Oi, Becky.

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Come here and fuck me.

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For God's sake!

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It's really nice. Do you want some? It's frozen sweet corn.

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You can have them in the summer instead of popcorn.

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You coming to bed?

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You've, um...you've got something on your face, Becky.

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Yeah, it's toothpaste.

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Oh, right.

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Looks nice.

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Oh, come on.

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We need our sleep for 24.

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I think the toilet's leaking, Becks.

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There's wet all over the floor in there.

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OK, thanks, Laura.

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I thought it all went in!

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-SHE SNORTS

-You're a delight to live with, do you know that?

0:24:210:24:24

Hey!

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You still like me, don't you?

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Yeah, loads. Love you to bits.

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No, but...

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You're glad you moved in with me.

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Yes, it's been fantastic, come on!

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No, I know, but, I'm-I'm cool. Aren't I?

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I'm a cool kind of guy to live with.

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Mm, yeah, really cool. I mean, look at you now.

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Becky!

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It's not nice when you find out someone doesn't like you.

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Oh, come on, it's just Laura winding you up.

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And anyway, you've got me.

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Who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks?

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Night, Shell.

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SNORING

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Oh, you have gotta be joking.

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Steve, will you shut Dan up?

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Why are you in my bed?

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Paul's my fiance, Steve. I think I'm allowed to sleep next to him.

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-Laura, you're in our bed, though.

-I know, Becks.

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Can you shut Dan up?

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I'm trying to sleep.

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Dan!

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Stop snoring!

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SNORING STOPS

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ENORMOUS SNORE

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Oh, put your finger under his nose.

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I'm not touching his nose!

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I read somewhere that the best way to stop someone snoring

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is to put a goose in the room.

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Oh, OK, I'll do that, then(!)

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Put your finger under his nose! It'll stop him snoring.

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Are you thinking of sneezing?

0:25:490:25:51

No.

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When someone's snoring, you put a finger under his no...

0:25:520:25:56

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking of sneezing.

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Hit him, Steve. Punch him in the face.

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I'm not...! I'm not gonna punch him in the face!

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Will you get out of our bed?!

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SHE SIGHS

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There's room for one more in here, Becks.

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Come on. In you come.

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Snuggle up next to me.

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That's it, in you come.

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Snuggle up, snuggle up, Becks.

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That's it.

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How is this fair?

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That's it. Oh, this is nice, isn't it? It's like when we were kiddies.

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# Come closer and cuddle me tight... #

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-Oh, careful though, Becks. Paul's got a hard-on.

-Eurgh!

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# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang

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# Boom bang-a-bang when you are near

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# Boom bang-a-bang bang all the time

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# It's such a lovely feeling

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# When I'm in your arms

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# Don't go away, I wanna stay My whole life through

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# Boom bang-a-bang-bang Close to you. #

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