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-You'd better get it out. -You dropped it! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
-I really need a piss. -Well, don't piss on it! | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-Are you gonna get it out or not? -I'm not touching it! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Think of all the things I've done in there. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
This programme contains strong language | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
How much would I have to pay you to eat it? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Fuck it. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
-Oh, Becky! -What shall I do with it? -Don't put it near me. It's dripping! -Stop shouting! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
-Don't put it in the sink! -Oh, for God's sake! -HE GASPS | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
I'm never having a bath, ever again! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Cos you're always having baths, aren't you(?) | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Do you want some water? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
URINE TRICKLES | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-TRICKLING STOPS -Steve? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I can't wee and talk at the same time. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Make sure it all goes in the loo. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-URINE TRICKLES -Eugh! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
You know, one of the perks of living with you | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
is every time I need the toilet, I get to tread in your wee. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
-You planned saying that, didn't you? -Yep. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
-Does Laura know we're getting up early? -Yeah, I told her. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
You all right? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
You're putting toothpaste on your head. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
I've got a spot coming. It dries the skin out. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Of course it does. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
What are we gonna do if one of us dies? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
We're not gonna die. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
We look a bit like each other. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Fuck off! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
HE GROWLS PLAYFULLY | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Steve! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Do you think you'd be upset if Laura died? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
No, but if she died, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
-do you think you'd feel genuinely sad, or start to feel better after an hour or so? -Steve. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
-What? -She's my sister. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
(I think I'd probably like her more if she was dead.) | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
That's better. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Oh, Laura was such a nice person. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
She was really intelligent, she said such interesting things. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I miss her so much! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-Why couldn't they take me instead? -KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Becks, I really need my poo now. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
OK, Laur. We're nearly done. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
No-one needs a poo this time of night. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
OK, Steve. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Was that an impression of my mum? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Becks, the loo roll's wet! -Have a look in the cupboard. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Fine, I'll do impressions of your mum, then. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-(AS STEVE'S MUM) -OK, Steve. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm a silly little bitch | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
and my husband basically walks all over me | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
and I've got a shit sense of humour | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
and I go to church. LAURA FARTS, GRUNTS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Wow. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
-It's no worse than what you said. -Bloody hell! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Paul, mate, are you gonna put some clothes on? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-HE GRUNTS -I wanna sleep with my knob out. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT OK. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-Shell, can you move your head? -SHE MUMBLES | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Shell! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Can you move your head, Shelly? I need to get an egg. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Come on, mate. Put your pants back on. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Are you gonna make that bitch clean her fucking teeth? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Just put something on, yeah? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
In the morning her breath's like cat shit. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
YOU STINK OF CAT SHIT! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Put your clothes on, Paul. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
She kisses me in the morning. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
It's like kissing a...a fucking litter tray! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Paul! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Stop shouting, Paul. You're causing a disturbance. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Come on, mate. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
-Did I tell you about Karleshia, Becks? -Yeah. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-She's the one whose job I'm overtaking. -Yeah, you said. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
It's like a fairy story. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
One minute she's on the perfume counter at Boots, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-the next minute, she's on X Factor. -You said, Laur. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
They put her through to Bootcamp, but she didn't make the finals cos it's fixed. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Karleshia? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
All I'm saying is, everything happens for a reason and you make your own luck. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
Hm, Laura, you've got toothpaste on your cheek. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
I've got a spot coming, Steve. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
It dries the skin out. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Well, you both look absolutely lovely. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Eugh, Becky! | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
You'll be the ones with the hangovers. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Julie Taylor said you get talent spotters | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
hanging round the perfume counter looking for the next Jordan. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Yes, I know, Laur. You were telling us in the pub. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
I mean, I know I'll never be a WAG, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
but there's plenty of other things you can do - | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
be a trendsetter, or a famous novelist. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
You OK to go to sleep now, Laur? We're getting up early, remember? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Well, sorry, everyone. I thought this was meant to be a sleepover | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
to celebrate my new career, but obviously I've become mistaken. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
It's not a sleepover. You missed your bus. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
You'll know this, Steve. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
When Julie Taylor goes to sleep, she's completely nude. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
OK, Laura. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
She wears nothing, not a stitch. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
She's completely and utterly nude apart from a pair of wax earplugs. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
OK, that's enough about Julie Taylor, Laura. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Don't worry, Becks. She's not interested in Steve. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
She's shagging a Chinaman. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Laura! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
OK, fine, I'll keep myself to myself. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Good night, everyone. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-Good night, Laura. -Good night, Laura. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
Good night, Paul. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Have you taken your pill? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Yes, Paul. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
I love you. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
I love you, Paul, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
with all my heart. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Sweet dreams, everyone. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Sweet dreams, everyone. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-Sweet dreams, Laura. -Sweet dreams, Laura. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
May all your wishes come true. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-I haven't got any! -Nor have I! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Oh, the zip's in my face. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
FAINT DRIPPING | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
Becks? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Becks, I think there's a drip. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
There's definitely a drip, Becks. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-Steve, sort it out. -You sort it out. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-I'm all comfy. -So am I. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Maybe it's just me, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
but that sounds like blood dripping from the wounds of a ghost. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-Brilliant. I need another wee. -Don't tread on me, Steve. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I'm not gonna tread on you. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Put the light on if you're weeing. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
I saw another ghost on Tuesday. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Me and Paul wanted to contact the dead, or the living dead, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
and find out what they know, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
so we went to this seance from a leaflet Paul got, and we came home | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
-and I was being sick... -URINE TRICKLES | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
..and I looked in the mirror and there was this presence hovering behind me. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:46 | |
-DRIPPING INCREASES -She was 12 and a half, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
she was from the Dark Ages and she was covered | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
-from head to toe... -DRIPPING CONTINUES | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-PLASTIC BOTTLES CLATTER -..in animal blood. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
I think she wanted revenge on whoever it was that covered her in animal blood. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-TOILET FLUSHES -That's what it's like being a ghost. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
You bear a grudge. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
And the devil doesn't help - | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
winding them up, chipping away at their self-esteem. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Did it all go in the toilet? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Yeah. Can we go to sleep, Laura? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
You didn't see a ghost. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
They don't exist. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
They do exist, Steve. I've seen four. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-And at the seance we spoke to Elvis. -All right, Laura. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Elvis didn't say much, but what he did say was fucking terrifying. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
(YAWNING) Oh, Paul, please! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I've got a sixth sense for it. Danny told me. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
He's the wizard that did the seance. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
I've got all the normal five senses - seeing, hearing, thinking and touch - | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
but I've also got a sixth sense - ghosts. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-Oh, my God! -OK, that's enough about ghosts, Laura. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
Let's get some sleep. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
We've got a very big day tomorrow, we're getting up very early. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
OK. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Good night, everyone. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Sweet dreams, Paul. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
And may all your wishes come true. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Paul and I are thinking of going to Spain for a week. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
TINNY MUSIC FROM EARPHONES | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
HE SIGHS Laura! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Turn your iPod off! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-SHE SIGHS -God, it's like living in a concentration camp! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
DAN: Steve? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-BECKY SIGHS -Steve. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I think there's someone at the door, everybody. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Steve? -Get rid of him. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Are you awake, Steve? I think I heard your voice. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
-KNOCKING AT DOOR -Steve! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-KNOCKING CONTINUES -Steve, Steve. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Brilliant(!) | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Don't tread on me. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
How can I tread on you?! You're on the sofa! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
-KNOCKING CONTINUES -So, at this seance, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Paul spoke to Roy, the scuzzy old man that used to look after him. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
He wasn't scuzzy. He was my friend. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
All right, Steve. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
-Dan, it's really late. -Yeah, sorry. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
I was just passing, thought I'd pop in, see if you're OK. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Yep, I'm fine, thanks. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Good, good. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
OK, well, thanks for checking up... | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Me and Anita split up. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
-Sorry, mate. -Yeah. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Well, I'm sure it'll work itself out. It has before. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-Not this time, Steve. -OK. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
I've been crying on a bench. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
I got hit by a boy. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Oh, bloody hell! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
He took my wallet. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
There's nothing in it. I don't know why I carry it round with me. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
OK, well, Dan, it's gone one. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
We've actually got Laura, Paul and Shelly staying, | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
and me and Becky have got a really big day ahead of us tomorrow. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
We're watching a whole series of 24 in 24 hours, | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
it's gonna be pretty exhausting, so why don't you...? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Don't make me be alone tonight. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Don't. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
Look at me, I've got nothing. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
I can't be alone tonight. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
I won't cause any bother. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
I know. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
I'll kip in the bath if you want, I don't mind. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
I won't come in the bedroom. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
You don't have to talk to me. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
I know, but... | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
You won't even know I'm here. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
But I can't go up there tonight. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Some really dreadful things have happened. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Mm-hm, I know, but there's no space... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
She fucked her uncle, Steve. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Sorry? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Anita. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
She fucked her uncle. That's why we split up. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
She fucked her uncle?! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
Keep your voice down! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
What, as in her auntie's husband? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Her dad's brother. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
Should've seen it coming. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
I don't know what to say. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
There's nothing to say. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
It was her nan's birthday, they had a barbeque, one thing led to another | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
and she ended up fucking her uncle in the shed. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
You'd better come in. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
-Is anyone in the inflatable chair? -No. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Excellent. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
STEVE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Everyone. Dan's had a, um... | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
He's had a bit of bad news, so he's gonna be joining us for the night. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
What's happened? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
Me and Anita split up. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Oh, no! Sorry, Dan. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Sorry to hear that, Dan. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Yeah, thanks. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
MUMBLES SLEEPILY | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Thanks, Paul. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
What happened? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Just didn't sort of see eye to eye... on a matter concerning her uncle. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:04 | |
Then later on, I got hit with a brick. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
A brick?! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
Oh, bloody hell! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
I might get something cold for my head. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
How could I say no? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
You're not really gonna let him stay, are you, Steve? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
I'm not gonna kick him out. He's sad. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
What if I wake up and find him licking me? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-He's not gonna lick you, Laura. -He might. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
He's not going to lick you. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
I can't believe you're letting him sleep here. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
There's already four of us. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
-What if we run out of air? -Well, then I'll open a window. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
-What if he's sick on me? -Why would he be sick on you? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Laura, he's not gonna lick you and he's not gonna be sick on you | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
and we're not gonna run out of air, I promise. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
OK, well, don't say I didn't warn you. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
My God! Look, he's just having a really bad time | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
-and needs a bit of company. -Steve... | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
He's going to sleep and he's not gonna bother anyone, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
so just, please, just...just leave him alone! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Well, all I'm saying is, I can't sleep | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
-if he's gonna be in here. -Yes, you can, Laura. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
I can't, Becks. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
So, I'm gonna use this opportunity to get on with a bit of admin. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Now, Steve, about the wedding. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Oh, Laura, please! Fuck's sake! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
We're gonna buy some birds, tie ribbons to their beaks | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
and fly them round the church while we make our vows. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-Are you joking? -No, Steve. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
I have a number for an aviary. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Now, as best man, you'll be in charge of feeding them. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Do you know what, Laura? We've got people spread all over our flat, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
I'm tired, every time I close my eyes, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
I see a ghost covered in animal blood. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Do you? -Yes. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
I've got a whole day of watching 24 ahead of me. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
It's going to be so draining! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
So, right now I couldn't give a flying fuck | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
about your wedding, which you haven't even set a date for! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Good night. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
PAUL CHUCKLES | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
I can see what Shelly means now. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
-Laura, go to sleep. -Yes, I will. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
But I'm just saying, Becks, I can understand now | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
some of the things Shelly was saying tonight about Steve. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
OK, enough, Laura. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Well, what does that mean? What did Shelly say about me? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
She said she doesn't like you. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Yeah, good one. Thanks, Laura. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
As if! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
It's nothing personal, but from the moment she laid eyes on you, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-she's hated your guts. -Oh, as if, Laura! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
She thinks I'm funny, doesn't she, Becks? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Becks? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
I think she doesn't really...get you? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
What does that mean?! | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Becky. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
It doesn't mean anything. Just get Dan and let's go to sleep. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
What do you mean, she doesn't get me? What is there to get? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Sometimes when you get a bit drunk, you do silly things. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
I think it's funny and everyone else thinks it's funny | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
but sometimes Shelly just can't understand. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-Shelly's like that. -She thinks you might be deranged. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I'm just having a laugh! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Well, the truth is, Steve, she's terrified of you. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
No, she's not! Why would anyone be scared of me?! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
OK, name two things Shelly doesn't like about me. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-She thinks you're lazy. -HE SCOFFS As if! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
She finds you physically repulsive. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-Laura! -And on the way home, | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
she said you were sexually intimidating. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-When? -In the kebab shop. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
She thought you were gonna rape her. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
What?! I'd never rape anyone, | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-would I, Becks? -No, Steve. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
You'd never rape anyone. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
And if I was gonna rape someone, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
I certainly wouldn't do it in a kebab shop. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
I wouldn't do it anywhere. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Look, Shelly likes me. We were having a laugh tonight. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
She liked my impression of an earthworm. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
No, she didn't. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
No-one did. She said you had wandering eyes. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
I did not have wandering eyes! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Oh, why have you stood up? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
The... | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
They're not my wandering eyes, | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
they're the wandering eyes of a sexually intimidating earthworm. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
Oh, look, you've completely missed the point | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
of my impression of an earthworm. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
Steve. You're an adult, | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
you have an impression of an earthworm and you did it in a kebab shop. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
She's bound to think you're weird. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Now, turn the light off and go to sleep. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Oh... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
Oh, bloody hell! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
This is ridiculous. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
I've never had someone dislike me before. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Well, that's bollocks. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
What do you mean, that's bollocks? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
What do you mean, you've never had someone dislike you before? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
No-one dislikes me. I'm nice, I'm a nice bloke. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-I smile at people... -Dan! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Sorry. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Sorry for waking you. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
-Are you OK? -Not really. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Me and Anita split up | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
and a ten-year-old bashed my head in. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
I don't feel great, if I'm honest, Shelly. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
I think you're great, Dan. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
I think you're really lovely. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Go on. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
I wouldn't change a thing about you. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
What about my face? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
Or my body? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
I think you're a wonderful human being. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
You're a perfect gentleman. I wouldn't change a thing. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
Oh, don't go to sleep. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Shelly, say something else. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Shelly? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
SHELLY! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
What about Jamie? | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
-He hates you. -Yeah, well? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
I hate him. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Some of the boys me and Shelly used to work with, they didn't like you. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
I've never met them! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Hayley, Kelly, Rebecca. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
They think you're a twat. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
No, they don't! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
You told them you worked for Formula One. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
HE LAUGHS Oh, come on, that was funny! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
All my mates think you're a pussy. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
No-one likes you, Steve, because you've got wandering eyes. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
They are not my wandering eyes. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
They are the wandering eyes of an earthworm. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
-Oh, bloody earthworm. -No, | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
I can't hold it in, Becks. I'm gonna have to do another wee-wee. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
-Dan? -Sorry. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
You OK? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
Yeah. You? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
I did my earthworm in a kebab shop and it went down wrong. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
Bad luck, mate. Do you wanna do it now and I'll laugh? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
No, you're all right. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Can I try one? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
Let's get some sleep, eh? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
Yeah, I'll just finish this. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
No, don't eat that, mate. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
No, come on, come on. Come on, don't eat that. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
Oi, Becky. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
Come here and fuck me. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
For God's sake! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
It's really nice. Do you want some? It's frozen sweet corn. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
You can have them in the summer instead of popcorn. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
You coming to bed? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
You've, um...you've got something on your face, Becky. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Yeah, it's toothpaste. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Oh, right. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Looks nice. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
We need our sleep for 24. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I think the toilet's leaking, Becks. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
There's wet all over the floor in there. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
OK, thanks, Laura. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
I thought it all went in! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
-SHE SNORTS -You're a delight to live with, do you know that? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Hey! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
You still like me, don't you? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Yeah, loads. Love you to bits. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
No, but... | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
You're glad you moved in with me. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Yes, it's been fantastic, come on! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
No, I know, but, I'm-I'm cool. Aren't I? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
I'm a cool kind of guy to live with. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Mm, yeah, really cool. I mean, look at you now. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Becky! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
It's not nice when you find out someone doesn't like you. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Oh, come on, it's just Laura winding you up. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
And anyway, you've got me. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Night, Shell. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
SNORING | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Oh, you have gotta be joking. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Steve, will you shut Dan up? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Why are you in my bed? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Paul's my fiance, Steve. I think I'm allowed to sleep next to him. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-Laura, you're in our bed, though. -I know, Becks. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Can you shut Dan up? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
I'm trying to sleep. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Dan! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Stop snoring! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
SNORING STOPS | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
ENORMOUS SNORE | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Oh, put your finger under his nose. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
I'm not touching his nose! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
I read somewhere that the best way to stop someone snoring | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
is to put a goose in the room. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh, OK, I'll do that, then(!) | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Put your finger under his nose! It'll stop him snoring. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Are you thinking of sneezing? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
No. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
When someone's snoring, you put a finger under his no... | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking of sneezing. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Hit him, Steve. Punch him in the face. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
I'm not...! I'm not gonna punch him in the face! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Will you get out of our bed?! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
There's room for one more in here, Becks. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Come on. In you come. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Snuggle up next to me. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
That's it, in you come. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Snuggle up, snuggle up, Becks. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
That's it. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
How is this fair? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
That's it. Oh, this is nice, isn't it? It's like when we were kiddies. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:32 | |
# Come closer and cuddle me tight... # | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
-Oh, careful though, Becks. Paul's got a hard-on. -Eurgh! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang when you are near | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang bang all the time | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
# It's such a lovely feeling | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
# When I'm in your arms | 0:26:50 | 0:26:55 | |
# Don't go away, I wanna stay My whole life through | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang-bang Close to you. # | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 |