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Kerry & Kurtan and Sofie Hagen

Sofie Hagen delves into the hilarious world of super fans. Joining Hagen are Kerry & Kurtan, played by siblings Daisy May and Charlie Cooper.


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APPLAUSE

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-WEST COUNTRY ACCENT:

-All right? I'm Kerry and this is my mate Curtain.

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You do know why he's called Curtain, don't you?

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Because he's got curtains.

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Yeah, we're from a little village in the Cotswolds and there's three

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things you need to know about living in a village in the Cotswolds.

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And the first one is, don't think you are being kind by leaving out

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bread and milk for hedgehogs, because they can't ingest it.

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And honestly, they explode like a fucking land mine.

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And number two, don't get pissed and call Bill the landlord

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from the Snooty Fox pub a silly old twat,

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because he will bar you.

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And not only will you get barred from the only pub

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in the village, right,

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but he will move the fag machine from the back door to by the bar,

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so you can't even sneak in and buy fags when the village shop is shut.

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And number three, you've got to watch your back,

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because it's proper dangerous.

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Tell them what happened at youth club at the Baptist Church.

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Do you know Gary Bumworth's cousin's mate?

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Because he was at youth club at the Baptist Church

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because there's a disco on and he was dancing on the dance floor

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and he felt this little prick in his leg,

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so he looked down and there was, like, a cocktail stick in his leg,

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with a flag on it saying, "Welcome to the world of Aids."

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So, he was just dancing on the dance floor

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and somebody injected him with Aids.

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Tell them what happened at the village fete this year.

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Oh, the village fete has just been.

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Well, one of the barn owls got loose in the owl display

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and it snatched the Mayor's hot dog

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and then it flew into the church in the model village

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and was eating on this hot dog, like, in a terrifying manner,

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so Gary Bumworth went home, got his crossbow, shot it dead,

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basically saved the town,

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and now the owl display people reckon he owes them two grand.

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But Gary Bumworth got out paying it, cos he said he thought

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the hot dog the owl was eating was a two-month-old human baby.

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Yeah, but tell them what he Facebooked you, saying.

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Yeah, don't say this to anyone, but Gary Bumworth Facebooked me

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the next day, saying he knew the hot dog the owl was eating was

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a hot dog, he only said it was a two-month-old human baby

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so he could use his new crossbow,

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cos he just got his crossbow licence.

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Why don't you tell them about Tupac?

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No, you tell them about Tupac.

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You know Tupac, the rap singer, faked his own death?

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Because in 2013, Gary Bumworth

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saw Tupac screaming, riding the Oblivion at Alton Towers.

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Aw, tell them about Mad Billy No-Trousers.

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Oh, yeah, you know the tramp in town that moonwalks across

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the dual carriageway with his dick out?

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Well, you know he invented Facebook, don't you?

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And Mark Zuckerberg stole it off him.

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Yeah, cos Mark Zuckerberg overheard Mad Billy No-Trousers

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talking about it to the cashier in Woolworths.

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When Woolworths was still alive.

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I've got another fact for you. You know Mad Billy No-Trousers?

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-He's her boyfriend.

-No, he's not!

-Oh, yeah.

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I forgot, you've never had a boyfriend,

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because you're still a virgin.

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I'm not a virgin, because I've had sex loads of times, thanks.

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-Who have you had sex with, then?

-Phil.

-Phil who?

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Phil... Um...

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-Phil who?

-Phil Schofield.

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What, Phil Schofield from This Morning?

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-No, his brother, thanks.

-All right,

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so Phil Schofield off This Morning has a brother called Phil Schofield?

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-Yes. I met him at youth club.

-Yeah, sure, Kerry. Whatever.

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You're making me look like a proper bell shaft in front of everyone.

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I don't go around, going on about how yous is dyslexic and that.

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Oh, that's harsh, saying that in front of them.

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It's a disease of the mind, Kerry.

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If you're finished,

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can I do my stand-up routine that I wrote on the way here? Please.

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-I'm knackered.

-We had to listen to you fucking...

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-Shall I sit down?

-Just a few minutes, yeah.

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Basically, ladies and gents, I'd be very much gracious

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if you could lend me your laughter for a few minutes because I wrote...

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-Hurry up.

-.. this stand-up on the way here.

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-I'm bored!

-And, yeah, it's a bit...

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I wrote a joke but it's a bit rough. Bear... Bear with me.

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Um... First joke, bit nervous now.

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-Just go for it, just do it.

-Um...

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Um, does...

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Does anyone else think it's really annoying that you have to pay

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5p for carrier bags now?

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AUDIENCE: Yeah.

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Can I just say, it's annoying, yeah,

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but it's just not very funny, is it?

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Next!

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Um... Um... Self-service checkouts at Tesco,

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Tesco call it a self-service checkout, I call it

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I might pay for some shit, I might not.

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Seriously, I'd be really careful who you say that to,

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-because you don't know if there is Tesco staff out there.

-All right.

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W-W-Who recognises this, then?

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Unexplained item in the bagging area.

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Remove this item before continuing.

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Can I just say, I get where the joke, the thought of the joke was,

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but I just don't think you really knew where you was going with it.

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Right.

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Hang on, I don't know what this is.

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I've written here, "John Lewis advert, old man on the moon,

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"paedo telescope?"

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-But... I can't remember what the joke was.

-Move on!

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Don't you hate it when you are in Wetherspoons

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and you order food at the bar and they are like,

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what is your table number?

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And you're like, what is the table number?

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But they can't hear you, so you have to run all the way back.

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-Is that a six or a nine? And then they do it.

-No, no!

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This is my last one now, so last chance to laugh, basically.

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Does anyone else remember at primary school

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when you used to go to the bogs, and the last cubicle

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-in the bog, there was always a little, orange, rusty turd.

-Yes.

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And there's no toilet paper.

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-It was that big, a lone turd.

-Yeah.

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-And it was like a nail in the bucket, rusting.

-Yeah.

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That's it, really, to be honest. I've been Curtains.

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-I've been Kerry, see you later.

-Cheers.

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APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much. Hello.

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Polite, that's nice.

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I'm going to start by telling you a few things.

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First of all, I'm not from here.

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You picked up on that.

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I'm from a country called Denmark. Thank you.

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You don't give a shit, do you? That's fine.

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My show is about how the best thing in my entire life happened.

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It is the best thing I've ever experienced. I will tell you that.

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Are you ready to see the show?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

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It's started.

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This is what happened,

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the best thing that ever happened in my entire life.

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It happened about two and a half years ago.

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What happened was... How do you start this? I...

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So, I was peeing,

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like, on a man.

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Not like, not in a revengey kind of way.

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He knew. He was awake. It was...

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He had asked me for it.

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It was during the foreplay to the sexy times.

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Thank you. Ooh! OK.

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And I don't know why he did this but at some point during the foreplay,

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he leaned in and he said, "I bet, I bet you wouldn't piss on me."

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Now, that's not my thing.

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I've never done that before, I've never considered wanting to

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do that before, but I am very competitive.

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So he was like, "I bet." I was like, "Bring it on. I will show you."

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So we went to the bathroom, he laid down in the...

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..shower thing. Laid down, I kind of, like, squatted.

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And then I tried to pee.

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And I couldn't.

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And he was just lying there with this stupid grin on his face

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and I got so angry.

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I was aiming for his mouth...

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I was like, "Fuck you, I can do this."

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And it really made me think of my mother.

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No, because this is my theory.

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If you find yourself doing something...

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that's a bit odd, something that's a bit weird...

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I don't know if you agree with me on this - blame your parents.

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It's always their fault.

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They raised you. They made you.

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So I know exactly...

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Cos I thought, this is weird and I know exactly

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how I became this weird...

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competitive, weird person, because I once asked my mum

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and I said, "Have I always been competitive and stubborn?"

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and she, without looking up from her newspaper, just went,

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"Well, you did once steal a horse."

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And then stopped.

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As if I wouldn't have more questions.

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I said, "Tell me the story," and she said, "Well," she...

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She showed me the horse.

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It's... It's a little, white plastic horse.

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In case you didn't know.

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This is the story - I was five years old

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and I really, really wanted the horse.

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My mum couldn't afford it, I really wanted the horse.

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So we were at the local mall of Sonderso.

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Is anyone in from Sonderso?

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LAUGHTER

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One day.

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We were at the local mall, in front of the toy store

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and I was pulling my mother's sleeve and I was going,

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"I want the horse, I want the horse, I want the horse.

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"Give me the horse." My mum was going, "No. No, no."

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And I said, "But I want the horse,"

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and my mum said, "Well, what are you going to do about it?"

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Five years old, I walked into the toy store,

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I took the horse off the shelf,

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just took it under my arm and just walked out.

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Just walked out to my mum and just went, "Got the horse.

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"I hope you kept the engine running."

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I was like, "That's horrific, how did you punish me for that?

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"Did you make me apologise, pay for it? What did you do?"

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And she said, "I didn't do anything."

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I said, "Why not?"

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She said, "Well, we got the horse."

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Actually, I think that's, like, THE lesson that my mum taught me

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is kind of, you know, just take what you want.

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She wanted to me to be this strong...

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That is her life lesson to me,

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so I grew up and became this competitive, obsessive teenager.

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I wanted to be the best at everything. That was my whole life.

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I became competitive, I needed to be the best at everything

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and, guys, I ended up becoming the best at one thing.

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And I'm going to tell you this, I became the best...

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..Westlife fan.

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Westlife. Do you know Westlife?

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Does anyone not know Westlife?

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SILENCE

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Good. I'll just...

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In case you've forgotten, I'll just kind of...

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I don't know if I have anything to...

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Oh, wait.

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I guess we can...

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These guys, right?

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I just had this lying around.

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In my suitcase.

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Irish boy band. Let's put them here.

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And that can be Brian.

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Because Brian left the band.

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I know you know.

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We all remember where we were.

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On March 10th, 2004.

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He left the band. They were... Um...

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I was the biggest, I was THE biggest Westlife fan.

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When I started doing stand-up,

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because I hadn't thought about Westlife at all

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since I was about 15 years old, hadn't given it a single thought,

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so when I started doing stand-up, I had this thought...

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"Hm, I should Google my name," cos that's the kind of person I am -

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the person that Googles her name.

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I will also do it after the show, so be nice.

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What if I one day become a person that people want to Google

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and search for? What would they find,

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what would they find on the internet when they Google my name?

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You know, will they find nude photos?

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There weren't any. So I fixed that.

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That's awkward phone call to make.

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"You thought they were just for you?

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"Don't flatter yourself. Put them up.

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"Don't be selfish."

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What I found was much worse.

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Much, much worse.

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I found 350 short stories

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that I wrote when I was 13

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about Westlife.

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350.

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And I didn't really know what to do about it,

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so I think I did the only sane thing,

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the one thing I think most people would do,

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which is to read one out on TV.

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So, these are about random whatever and then Westlife.

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There is no specific main characters,

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all very fictional and made up.

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No-one in particular. Here goes.

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"Bianca had brown hair and brown eyes.

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"She was chubby, not fat.

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"She always wore baggy clothes.

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"She didn't dress like those other girls in her class,

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"who were all whores.

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"Bianca hated herself."

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Out of the blue.

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"She smiled sarcastic at the mirror."

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I've not changed any of the grammar. This is all original.

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"Then she looked down, she looked at her body.

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"She had to lose weight, she knew that.

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"She couldn't wear anything tight, because she would look like a ham.

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"She was watching her idols, Westlife, on MTV.

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"There was a small interview.

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"The speaker asked Mark how his perfect girl would be.

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"She would have to be hot, damn hot."

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I watched a lot of Fresh Prince.

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That will explain a lot.

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"She would have to be hot, damn hot.

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"Long legs, big tits and the perfect shape.

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"You know the one," he said.

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"Though Bianca loved Westlife, she turned the TV off.

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"She felt the tears bursting down her chins.

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"Bianca ran outside.

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"She walked to the park and sat down on a bench.

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"Someone sat down next to her.

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" 'What's the matter? Come on, girl. Speak to me...'

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"..an Irish voice said.

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"She knew it was Mark from Westlife."

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Why wouldn't it be?

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It's the band she hangs out at.

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"But she didn't care.

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"All she wanted to do was to commit suicide."

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It's a natural reaction to watching something on TV that you don't like.

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" 'Leave me alone,' she whispered, and stood up.

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"She walked against the bridge.

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"The water was deep, she knew that.

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"A mile at least.

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"She took one step out and felt the cold water on her body.

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"She could feel her lungs being filled with water.

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"She gave up and let her body hit the bottom."

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To be fair, she must have been quite fat.

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Because that was like a mile...

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"Suddenly, she felt an arm around her waist.

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"She got pulled up and laid on the ground.

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"She couldn't really open her eyes,

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"she could just feel someone pounding on her chest.

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"It was Mark.

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"He was wet.

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" 'Why did you do that?

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" 'If you don't tell me what's wrong I'm going to throw you out again.' "

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Also, that's not a threat to someone who just tried to commit suicide -

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if you don't try to tell me why you try to kill yourself,

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I'm going to kill you.

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Thank you. Just prolonging the goal.

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" 'OK,' Bianca said, 'describe your perfect girl.' "

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Oh, yeah. Damn right.

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"Mark looked surprised but then said,

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" 'Sweet, funny, romantic and unselfish.'

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" 'What about hot and big tits?' she said, and looked the other way.

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" 'You think you're ugly, don't you?' he asked and laughed.

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"But then he got serious and grabbed her.

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"He hugged her and whispered in her ear,

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" 'When I mean hot, I mean from the inside.' "

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That is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever written...

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..in my entire life.

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"When I mean hot, I mean..." What?

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That's not... Hot?

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"I mean big tits on the inside."

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"I mean emotionally long legs."

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SHE MOUTHS

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"She smiled. 'Are you serious?' she asked. Mark nodded.

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" 'Let's go home to my place. We need to get undressed.' "

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I need to say one thing.

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Like, everything I say in this entire thing is true.

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I don't lie, I don't make anything up - this is all 100%...

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If I did make something up, I would not make this up,

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which also means I genuinely wrote the story when I was 13

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and it's online, you can check it out.

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I'm saying this so you that know the last two lines, I...

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I wrote them, but, like, ages ago.

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So, you can't really blame me.

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I'm not taking responsibility for the last two lines.

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Let's all just listen to them together...

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and not judge.

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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"Mark didn't even care that she was 13.

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"It actually turned him on."

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APPLAUSE

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I don't know why I thought that Mark was going to read that

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and be like, "Oh, my God.

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"She gets me."

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Right, sorry. Sometimes I lose track of things.

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So, I was trying to pee on the guy...

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Trying to pee on the guy and I was getting really frustrated.

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I was getting really concerned and nervous

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because I am genuinely really competitive.

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I was getting more and more frustrated that I couldn't pee

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on him, I did something weird.

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Something that I've never...

0:24:530:24:54

I don't know why, it doesn't make any logical sense.

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I went over and turned the lights off

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and I went back in position.

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And then...

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I closed my eyes, which is stupid,

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because I'd just turned the lights off.

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And I don't know why, but for some reason it worked

0:25:110:25:15

and I started peeing, and I was so happy.

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I was like, "Oh, my God. This is amazing.

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"I am winning, I got the horse, got the horse, this is the best."

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But you know how long it takes you to pee?

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It's longer than you think.

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You reach a point where you are just like...

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"What's your name again?"

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And because, because it took so...

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Because it took so long, I kind of had time to think.

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And I started feeling like...

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Like maybe I wasn't winning. That maybe I had been tricked.

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I started feeling really stupid,

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because when you are competitive and you're being tricked,

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that is worst thing in the world.

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So I started feeling really bad

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and I started feeling like I wasn't winning.

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Actually, I was losing. It's, like, the worst kind of losing.

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I felt devastated and I didn't know how I could ever get out of that.

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So I waited until I was done and I felt,

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"There is no way I will ever turn this around."

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When I was done I stepped off

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and I went back and I turned the lights on.

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And this was his facial expression.

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And I said, "What?"

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And he said, "I genuinely didn't think you would do it."

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And that's winning.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I think that's the first time in my life I've actually won

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and I'll tell you what that feeling of winning feels like.

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Winning feels...

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You can take this home with you -

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winning feels like peeing on a guy

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against his will,

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but with his permission.

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Thank you very much.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:330:27:37

Thank you very much.

0:27:370:27:39

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