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As the manager of Scotland, one of the things that really pleases me | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
is how desperate the players are to be involved | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
and how they'll bust a gut to get here. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Barry Robson and Gary Caldwell drove up earlier and... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
ENGINE APPROACHES | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
Oh, I think this is Barry Bannan now. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
As the current manager of... | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
..Aberdeen Football Club, it is my honour to turn the first sod | 0:00:45 | 0:00:51 | |
on this site of the club's magnificent new stadium, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
which will acknowledge the club's history in its construction | 0:00:55 | 0:01:00 | |
with the Big Eck Enclosure, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
the Strachan Stand | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
and the Dougie Bell End. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Over now to Craig Whyte. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Good evening. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Let me assure you, Rangers will not go to the wall. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
Everything is fine. It's business as usual. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Securing your stuff, mate. Judge's orders. Take that. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
I'm not saying there aren't problems, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
but they're problems that CAN be and WILL be dealt with. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
Rangers are absolutely on top of it all. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
We are going firmly in the right direction. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Rangers will be around for a long, long, long time to come. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Light bulbs too, there, mate. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Just to reiterate, uh, Rangers have a bright future. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
RUMBLE OF CROWD | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
He is genius. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Oh, yes. I'd agree with that. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Fergie is Fergie. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Which is just as well, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
because, if he wasnae Fergie, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
he'd be somebody else. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
He is born of football, by football, for football. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
Well, now, I think he's from Govan. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Ruthless, uncompromising, vindictive, bullying, vicious, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:47 | |
but, to be fair, he has his bad points, too. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Now, see nowadays, | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
the players' jerseys are emblazoned with their nicknames. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Now, this one here, this is worn by Javier Hernandez Balcazar, right? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:04 | |
Whereas, this one here, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
this one's worn by Luis Carlos Almeida da Cunha, right? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
This one here, this one's Ryan Giggs. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
I've had my run-ins wi' Fergie, who hasnae? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
But at the end of the day, we respect each other. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Me him, and him me. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
But if, for any reason, we didnae respect each other, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
him me, or me him, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
then I still think we would respect our lack of respect for each other. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:41 | |
And if that's no respect, then I don't know what is. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Arguments? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Aye, quite often we didnae see eye to eye. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Unless I stood on a box. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
You know, at, at Old Trafford, there are certain odours | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
you don't get a whiff of at some other grounds. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Like this. It's Duraglit silver polish, right? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
You know, Arsene Wenger will be watching this, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
and he'll no have a scooby what this is. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Ah, si, is possible. I work in Manchester for over a year now. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Top one, sound, mad for it. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Well, it can be scary place. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
So I ask my friend Sir Alex for advice | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
on how to avoid the drugs, the alcohol and the violence. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
And he just say, "Give up the nights out with Liam Gallagher." | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
Now, preparation is everything in this game, right? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
So before I enter the dugouts, I like to prepare properly, you know? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:44 | |
So I'll have a few packets of them. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Cos they're my favourite. I like them. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I'll have a few, I'll have a few juicy ones, that's marvellous, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Yes. That'll keep me going. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
There's nae jub-jubs. Och, well, I'll take some of them. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
They're good. They'll keep my breath fresh. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
That's it. Well, that'll do me at half-time. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Mind games? Oh, aye. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Like, getting you to eat an onion, | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
after telling you it was an apple. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Well, if you were to put him toe to toe | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
with the late, great, Smokin' Joe Frazier, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Frazier would have destroyed him. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
But not before Alex had skelped his dish with a football boot. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Retirement? Christ, no. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Why would I want to retire when I still love the game? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Still have the taste for victory | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
and the big purple nose for a good player? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Sir Alex retiring would be such a loss to football. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
I don't want him to retire. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
I cannae wait. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Only An Excuse - the real Scottish football. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
I'm Gerard Butler, | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
and I've been in more rotten films than any living actor. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
After a brilliant run-out with the Celtic lads for charity, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
I like nothing better than to splash my big, smug coupon | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
with L'Oreal Poncey Face Lotion For Men. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Replenishes the moisture in your face | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
by moisturising it with moisturiser. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
L'Oreal Poncey Face Lotion For Men, because I'm mur worth it. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:26 | |
It'll change your fizzog quicker than I change my Paisley accent. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
So, why do the Green Brigade use so much Che Guevara iconography? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
But we don't. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
What about your t-shirt? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
What, that's Che Guevara? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I thought it was Danny McGrain. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Right, mates, it's serious coupon time | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
because the football world has been rocked tonight | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
by allegations of unusual betting patterns. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
It's been claimed that - get this - players are deliberately | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
trying to get themselves sent off to cash in on bets. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:06 | |
The allegations come after police noted something odd | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
in this piece of footage. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Have a look. See what you think. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
INAUDIBLE SPEECH | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
-What do you make of that, mates? -Still looks inconclusive to me. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:02 | |
As economic uncertainty continues throughout the country, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
nowhere is the pressure being felt more | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
than within our treasured football clubs. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Even the capital is feeling the pinch, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
with two Edinburgh giants now beginning to experience pressure. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Our special correspondent, Jamie McIvor, sends us this report. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Thanks, Auntie Jackie. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
As far as commitment to tackling social issues goes, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Edinburgh is leading the way | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
by providing more guests for the Jeremy Kyle Show | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
than any other region in Britain. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
However, as far as football goes, the city is a capital in crisis. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:43 | |
As far as Hearts go, the stark facts couldn't be more starkers. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:51 | |
There will be no foreign white knight willing to invest in them | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
or any other Scottish club. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
The club is facing a drastic cull as unsustainable wages need slashed, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:05 | |
whilst putting the club into administration has been threatened | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
by owner Vladimir Romanov. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
But what do the fans think? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Em, excuse me, kind sir, | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
would you like to say a few words about your team? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh, aye, I'm just a Jambo, eh, ken? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Like, eh, wee Robbo and Big Elvis. Ken? Know what I mean? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Billy Brown, whit? Know what I mean? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
I'm just a Gorgie Gadge, eh? Ken? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Thank you, kind sir. Er, now, be off with you. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
But what about the other half of the city, the Hibernians half? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
They haven't had their problems to seek either. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Eight managers in ten years, a new empty stand, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
and now Pat Nevin claiming to be a fan. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
So what do genuine supporters think about all that? | 0:09:54 | 0:10:00 | |
I say, good man, pray tell me what thoughts you're currently thinking. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
Eh, cabs and rips, ken? Eh, Proclaimers, ken? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
Eh, Mickey Weir, Franck Sauzee, Choose Life, ken? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-Aye, mm. -Are you taking the piss? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
With the future looking dreich and drizzly | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
for the capital's giant mediocrities, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
just what will it take for the sunshine to return, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
not just to Leith, but to Gornagie, too, and get the fans excited? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:33 | |
This is Jamie McIvor, Reporting Scotland. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Help! Help! Auntie Jackie? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
This is my branch. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
This is my branch. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
THIS is my branch. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
The improvements are there for all to see. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
Back in 2004, in the bad old Berti Vogts days, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
we played eight, got 14 points and finished second. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
Now, we can play eight games, get 11 points and finish third. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:15 | |
It's all about progress. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
OK, we've missed on qualification for a major tournament again, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
seven in a row. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
But I'm confident we'll get to the World Cup in Brazil. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
So, join me and start learning the lingo! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:34 | |
Ola. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Hello. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Meu nome e Craig. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
My name is Craig. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
I'm picking the one lone striker. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
I've no idea what that means. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Mambo, salsa, samba. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:04 | |
Heel, toe and away we go! One, two, three, together. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
If Steven Fletcher phones, I'm no in. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
Ate logo. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Cheery-bye the noo! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
If you'd like to see that STV programme again on the STV Player, | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
simply click the STV Player at | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
STV slash player dot STVplayer slash dot player dot | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
slash dot STV dot player dot slash dot STV. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
And to win tonight's competition, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
simply answer the following question: | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
-You could win a cash prize of £1.25. -All calls cost £1.30. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:54 | |
Italy, Greece, Ireland, and, finally, Rangers. | 0:12:54 | 0:13:00 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, that completes the draw for the European bail-out. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:06 | |
Well, for Rangers, it's the perfect combination. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
We play in blue, I'm Whyte, and we're in the red. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Scotland has a proud history of pioneering explorers. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:28 | |
And to truly appreciate the trailblazing spirit | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
of these bold men, we need a pioneering TV presenter | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
not afraid to stick with a Bon Jovi hairstyle. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
A man who can talk while walking up stairs, | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
and while walking down them as well. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:50 | |
When these brave missionaries | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
took their first tentative steps into worlds unknown, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
not only did they take with them Christianity and disease, | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
they also took with them football. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
And no-one carried forth the torch | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
that illuminated the beautiful game more so | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
than the only Scotsman to be named European Footballer of the Year. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:17 | |
The King, The Lawman, Denis Law. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
Well, you know, I was born in Aberdeen, you know? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
But I overcame that hurdle and I ended up in Italy, you know? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
Playing for Torino. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Now, if Edinburgh is Scotland's Roma, | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
then Torino is Italy's Cumbernauld. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
It really... Aw, I tell you, it's a toilet, you know? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
"Il Bagno." | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
But that's where I mastered football, you know? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Calcio, you know? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Me, the Lawman. "Il Legge Homo." | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
And let me tell you, no, really, I loved the good life. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
I really did, you know? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
La Dolce Vita, The Good Life. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Oh yeah, I mean, what a sitcom that was, you know? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Margo in her wellies, oh, it's hilarious. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
In post-Renaissance Italy, Law was a sensation. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
When I went to Italy, I was on a mission to... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
To explore strange new worlds, you know? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
To seek out new life forms and civilisations, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
to boldly go where no man had gone before. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
And I tell you, Captain Kirk, what a player he was. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
He was marvellous. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
You know, the Italians, they love their heroes. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
They really do. Whether it's me, or Zeus, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
or Berlusconi or the Fuzzy Felt pasta chef, eh? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
Eh? When's your Dolmio Day? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
These days of glory were all too brief for The Mongoose, | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
who eventually returned, not to his native Scotia, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
but to the land of the English and other trails yet to be blazed. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:02 | |
But, for that one fleeting age, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
he shone like the Sun King and ruled the game like a colossal Caesar. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:13 | |
I came, I saw, I conked out. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
Next week on The Football Explorers, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
we look at this - the world's oldest surviving football, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
found inside a wall in Stirling Castle | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
and believed to date back to 1540, | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
the last time local team Stirling Albion got a decent result. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:42 | |
Only An Excuse - the real Scottish football. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Heh, heh, heh! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Yes, this is me, Chick Young, saying I am totally, definitely, | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
absolutely, 100% against fielding a British team at the Olympics. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:06 | |
The whole thing threatens our independence as a football nation | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
and it... What? What? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Have I seen the strip? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Well, no, actually, I haven't. But what's that got to do wae it? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
As I was saying, Team GB, what a magnificent idea! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:27 | |
I'm definitely behind it! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Welcome to the draw for the first round of the Scottish Communities League Cup semi-final. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:39 | |
A competition, let me remind you, funded by the seized assets of major criminals. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Gentlemen, if you'd like to begin. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
I cannae get in here. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Speaking as a prominent media figure, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
I, too, was hounded by journalists and hacks. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
Which was daft, really, cos if they wanted to know what I was up to, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
all they needed tae dae was ask. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
However, there was one time that the antics of the press sickened me. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:27 | |
One night, I was engaged in a three-in-a-bed romp | 0:18:27 | 0:18:33 | |
of the sexual variety, wae a pair of dirty big darlin's, you know? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:40 | |
Oh, honeys. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Pure Joe McBrides, by the way. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
And then this tabloid rag published all the lurid, sleazy details | 0:18:45 | 0:18:53 | |
of the coital naughtiness on page seven! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
And I was pure beelin' at that | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
because it should have been on page one! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Thank yous. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Thank you, your lordships. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Oh, and your ladyships, too. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Gies a wee tinkle, eh? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
See that bumble bee yella-black-third-away-strip thing? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
See when the Cel'ic wear that? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
They just look stupit! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
And that's no on. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
It's no the job of Cel'ic players to look stupit. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
No, no, it's the job of Cel'ic fans to look stupit. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
That's why I'm 58-year-old and dressed like a leprechaun. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Neil, can you explain the loss of form with some players? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
No, I can't. I mean, take Kris Commons. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
All I know is that, over the close season, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Kris went from being a player we couldn't afford to lose, | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
to a player we couldn't afford to feed. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
You're watching Sky Sports News. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Carling Cup latest, | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
as Northampton Town get set to take on AFC Bournemouth. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
There's a big night of action for The Cherries... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
who are unbeaten in four. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
So, the League One outfit | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
are brimming with confidence | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
for the visit of the Cobblers. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
What about that, mates? Eh? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
And not forgetting the big Scottish Communities Cup tie in... | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
Sorry, mates. It's too much. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
A dark, Ibrox Stadium-shaped cloud is hanging over me, | 0:20:55 | 0:21:00 | |
because of one wee documentary concerning Rangers supremo | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
Mr Craig Whyte. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
A documentary which has resulted in a bitter divorce | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
between the totally sensational, utterly astonishing, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
monumentally magnificent, righteously dignified | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Glasgow Rangers Football Club FC and the so-called BBC. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:26 | |
And, as an employee of said organisation, | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
I, Charles Young, am forbidden from talking to Rangers. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:35 | |
And so, it seemed, would end a glorious era | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
of dispassionate, neutral reportage. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
I had two choices. One, accept the current situation, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
or, two, rebuild BBC Scotland's relationship | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
with the country's greatest institution. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Denied of my right to slabber over the mighty Rangers, | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
it was a no-brainer. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
I started my own personal sooking up, | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
with a measured apology to Craig Whyte. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
"Dear Mr Whyte, please, please, PLEASE do not do this to me. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:13 | |
"A BBC bias against Rangers?! How can you say that? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
"Given the 150 ex-Rangers players employed on Sportsound alone, | 0:22:18 | 0:22:23 | |
"I beg you, see reason. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:28 | |
"Yours loyally, Chico." | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
I realised I couldn't just sit by and wait for a response. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
I had to take assertive action. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
You're daeing a great job, Ally. Keep it up. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Aye, shooperb. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Hey, Ally, four in a row? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
Yeah, shenshational. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Alistair, a quick word? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Ah, sorry, Chick, most un-shooperb. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
That was shoddy and shady. Shtay away from my players. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
'A super snub from Super Ally. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
'And other interviewees were even less forthcoming.' | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Why are you victimising Rangers? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
I was still having no joy getting inside the club, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
although representatives from the old guard agreed to speak to me. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Former Chief Executive Martin Bain. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
Well, we tried every feasible source to raise income for the club. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:30 | |
Guising, collecting ginger bottles, we even sent a begging letter | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
to that couple from Largs who won the lottery. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
No-one wants to know. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
So what could Rangers be looking at? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Administration, liquidation, sequestration? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Well, it certainly isn't constipation. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Aw, that's no funny. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
This was a far cry from the grand old days of yore. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:55 | |
The days of King Walter, the days of nine in a row. | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
And, let me tell you, the ordinary fan was not happy. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
If the unthinkable happens, and the Rangers do go to the wall, | 0:24:04 | 0:24:09 | |
then I and my associates will guard that wall. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:15 | |
You know what I'm saying? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
It was starting to seem that I'd run out of aces. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:23 | |
I'd rolled the dice and landed on a busted flush. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
I tried to establish contact between his people and my people, | 0:24:27 | 0:24:32 | |
via The People, but to no avail. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
Then, out of the true blue, I received a summons. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
Craig Whyte has agreed to see me, but there are to be no cameras, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
no recording devices, no pens and no notepads. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
I'll let you know how I get on. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Cheers, brother. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
I've just spent three hours with the man himself. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
And in that three hours, he spoke to me of his dreams, his hopes, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
his desires for the club that is the glorious Glasgow Rangers. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
And of his visionary business plan | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
that he believes will make this club even stronger than it is now. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
And having now met the man and listened to him, | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
all I can say is... | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
..we're (BLEEP)ed. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Only An Excuse - the real Scottish football. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Whit? As far as our singing goes? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Listen, some people say we are intransigent and refuse to change. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:51 | |
But I tell you, that's no true. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
There are many songs we don't sing at Celtic Park anymair, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:58 | |
like We've Won the League Again, Easy! Easy! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:04 | |
and We Are The Champions. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
When I hear the name, I think he is legend, | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
especially when working with hot young talent. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
So I salute you, Silvio Berlusconi. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
The chaos caused by the mass strike has affected Scottish football. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:23 | |
The Aberdeen first team were forced to take their children | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
to training with them. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Get this - the kids won 4-1. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
And there was some good-natured micky-taking | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
at Celtic's training ground today, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
when Kris Commons responded to rumours | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
of a fall-out between himself and his manager Neil Lennon. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
Hey, Figo! Looking good! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
I am Luis Figo and my hair looks great, thanks to Just For Men! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:16 | |
Hey, Spencey! Looking braw! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
I am Jim Spence and my hair looks great, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
thanks to Just For Scotsmen. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
See this "vajazzling"? | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
Best job I've ever had. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
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