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-COMMENTATOR: -So, there she is, Jessica Ennis, what an Olympic Games this has been for her. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
A great Olympic Games, indeed. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Well, now it's time to leave athletics | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
and join the women's weightlifting. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
First up, it's Estonia's Verna Halk. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
She approaches the bar... and there's the snatch! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Been there, done that, got the simmit. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Aye, it'd be an honour for them to ask me. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
I think you'll find that I'm already the Scotland boss. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Yeah, I can do that, no problem. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Are you aff your heid? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
No, thanks. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Come and get me, Scotland. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Leave him where he is, Scotland. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
for today's half-time 50/50 draw we have a very special guest with us, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
someone that you'll know from the telly and in the papers and that. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Please put your hands together for The Naked Rambler. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
A WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
OK, folks, get yer tickets ready, here we go. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
Ooooh! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-Sorry, sorry. Are you OK there? -It's all right. It's fine. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
RAPID SLAPPING | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
So Charlie, 2012 - what a year! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:42 | |
How would you sum it all up, mate? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
James, I think I can say, without fear of contraception, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
the last twelve months to a year has been truly pneumatic for our game. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:55 | |
2012 is going to go down in the canals of history | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
as the most significant year in the | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
sporting life of our footballery. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Financial wise, we were looking at a domino effect | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
that could have meant checkmate | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
and the final nail in our coffee, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
but thankfully, someone grabbed the bull by the china shop | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
and we ended up back at square leg. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Now, OK, the Doomsday Scenario never | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
maternalised and we have a second chalice so, from now on, please, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:30 | |
no more prefabricating, or believe me, the fans might still come, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:36 | |
but only under Durex. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Charlie, mate, that says it all! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
-ANNOUNCER: -Now on BBC Alba, live football, as Rangers travel | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
to somewhere desolate, to take on some team we wouldn't be remotely | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
interested in otherwise. Here is your host, Chick Young. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
SINGS IN GAELIC | 0:02:57 | 0:03:03 | |
SPEAKS GAELIC | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
I have with me fans of... erm... the team that Rangers are playing. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Tell me, lads, did you ever think that the mighty Rangers would ever | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
be playing in - well, with the greatest respect - a dump like this | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
against a team as utterly crap as yours? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
I think you're well out of order there, Chick. Nae need for that. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Aye, it's no' our fault Rangers are where they are, they got what they deserved. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm not having that. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
No, no, no, I patronised you in good faith, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
I gave you a platform to express your views and you abused it, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
so go on...get tae Fochabers! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Of course, no Gaelic channel television presentation | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
would be complete without the | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
presence of the very gorgeous, the very lovely, the very gorgeous, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
Cathy MacDonald. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Ah, Cathy... | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
SPEAKING PIGEON GAELIC | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Well, yes, of course. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Thank you so much, Cathy. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
You're looking as gorgeous as ever. Go please and enjoy the game. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
I understand, however, that the game's been delayed cos somebody has | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
kicked the match ball into some old punter's garden. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
He says it's damaged his rhubarb and he'll no' give them the ball back. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
However, in the meantime... | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
SINGS IN GAELIC | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Glasgow Celtic are 125 years old this year. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
It all began with the founding principles of Brother Walfrid. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:06 | |
Speak, Brother Walfrid, what is your vision? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Celtic Football and Athletic Club | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
will exist as a charitable institution. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
From our first day forward, we will focus our community, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
support families and help the poor. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
And over time, we'll be associated with smoke bombs | 0:05:24 | 0:05:29 | |
and big banners showing folk shooting zombies. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:34 | |
We'll play our first refereed match on Saturday at three. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
On Saturday at five, we'll make our first complaint about that referee. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
And if we don't win it, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
on Sunday we will blame the whole thing on a conspiracy. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Cos our dream is that, one day, Celtic will be the crowned | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
the best football club in all Europe. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
Just the once, mind. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
And then we will blab on about it for all eternity. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
These are the founding principles of Celtic Football Club. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:09 | |
Hail! Hail! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-ALL: -Hail! Hail! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
The Order is often criticised for living in the past | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
and not embracing the modern world. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
This is very hurtful to us, which is why this marching season | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
we've made some big changes. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by PSY | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
I'm Jim Spence and I've travelled | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
the roads and miles from bonny Dundee | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
to BBC Scotland's Headquarters, here in Glasgow, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
to hook up live, by digital satellite cable, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
with a very special Scotsman, Sir Chris Hoy. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Lord Jim Spence here. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
First off, thanks for taking the time to talk to us. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
It's a pleasure, Jim. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
So, Sir Chris, your Hoyness, what a year. Twa gold medals! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:18 | |
Yin in the track cycling sprint. I mean you wheech roond that track | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
quicker than Oor Wullie's cartie doon Stoorie Brae. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
Congratulations, that must have been the berries. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Eh, yes, it was the berries. I think. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
-And the other one was for the kei... key..? -The keirin. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Keirin. Yes, that is my favourite Japanese beer. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
Now, over your career, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
you've won four unforgettable Olympic gold medals... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Erm, six, Jim, six. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
As I said, six unforgettable gold medals, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
so let me ask you a serious technical question - before | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
going into a race, have you ever thought of sticking a playing card | 0:08:01 | 0:08:07 | |
in your spokes? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
I think that would be braw. I mean, if you're spinning roond | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
the track, you know, making that cracking wee noise, | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
you know, the tutt, tutt, tutt, tutt, tutt, tutt, tutt... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
What do you reckon, Sir Chris, eh? A winner? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
I'll think about it, I don't know if it'd be very aerodynamic, though. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
No, no, you're right. But, hey, it would sure sound magic. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
You think about that, Sir Big Man, eh? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Noo, history is littered with great cyclists - Bradley Wiggins, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
the laddie with the trendy sideboxers - the sort of futuristic | 0:08:39 | 0:08:44 | |
hairdo Dundee men can only fantasise about. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
There's Graeme Obree, who built a bike out of a washing machine. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
And there's ET, who, quite literally, pedalled over the moon. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
But for me, there is only one | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Sir Chris Hoy - you are an inspiration. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Thank you very much, Jim, cheers. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Thank you. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
What do I think of Sevco? Well, you | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
know, I think he did a great job of organising the Olympics. Marvellous. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Hearts are in a bad way, ken, that's why all true Jambo gadgies, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
even our Olympic heroes, would agree that | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
we have to do all we can to get money to help the club. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Oh, ha-ha. You've just caught me having a snack. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
Is there anything finer than a square sausage? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
I believe there is - | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Scottish independence. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
That is why, today, I'm introducing a totally new voting system | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
for the Independence Referendum. And it's the simplest yet. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:10 | |
You'll enter the polling booth and make a simple choice. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Centuries of English oppression | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
or... | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
a prosperous future. Voting has never been easier. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:24 | |
This revolutionary method | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
of voting has been endorsed by business leaders across the country. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:33 | |
I endorse this method. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
If you cut me open, you wouldn't see blood, guts, bone and gristle. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
You'd see square sausage. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
So, when you cast your independence vote, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
I want you to remember one thing - | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
choose a squarer sausage for a fairer Scotland. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:02 | |
-NARRATOR: -Craig Brown reads extracts from the steamy novel | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
that's got readers in the North gripped. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Fraser was smooth, yet firm, like a well-fired buttery roll. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:16 | |
Morag's enflamed passion burned red - | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
as red as Aberdeen's socks. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Breathlessly she whispered, "Foo's yer doos?" | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Fraser said, "Aye, peckin'". | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Morag crumpled, like Scott Vernon in the box. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Her inner goddess danced the Dashing White Sergeant of desire. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
Fraser fumbled at the quine's bodice. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Her skin was white, white. White, like a white pudding supper. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:48 | |
The whiff of canoodling filled the air with an aroma as pungent | 0:11:48 | 0:11:54 | |
as the Harbour Fish Market. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Both loon and quine fell to nookie, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
stripped as naked and bare... | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
..as the Aberdeen trophy cabinet. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
50 Shades of Brown. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Scotland might surprise you. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Our sights are stunning, and thanks to all the windfarms covering them, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
it's gey blawy, which makes my hair | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
look great... when I'm posing for the camera. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
The natives are friendly, all right, and their welcome is always warm... | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
..and will leave you with memories you will never forget. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
Be part of it - visit Scotland, before Donald Trump | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
turns it into a golf course. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
OK, guys, keep your eyes on the ball. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
The first drive on the best golf course in the world - | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
the Trump International Links. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
'Well, people say that I'm ruining the environment,' | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
but I love nature. I mean, if I didn't, then why would | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
I let a Mallard duck nest in my head? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
It's not a journey. Shockerooni. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Every trembler ends, but we go on. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
The milk turns, as we turns up the heat on the electric blanket. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
Scants disappear over my shoulder. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
But, doll, wherever you go, there I mur. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:34 | |
My stoater... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
my gimp... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
my burd. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
Macca 69... | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Incomprehensible. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
You've been in more than your fair share of exciting games | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
this season, Danny. What do you put that down to? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Well, the way Danny Lennon sees it, y'know, if they get one, | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
then we'll try to get two. If they get two, we'll try and get three. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:06 | |
But if they get three, we'll, you know, we'll try and get four. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
And if they get four, we'll, you know, we'll | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
try to get five, you know, but not necessarily in that order. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
I mean, you know, if we get one and then they get two, we'll maybe | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
get another one, you know, and then they'll sneak another one, but then, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
then hopefully, you know, we can nick another two, but then, you know, if | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
they get another one, well, then it's fingers crossed and, you know, we'll | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
maybe create maybe one or two half chances, because, well, two halfs | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
make a "hole" we might want to crawl into. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
But if we take one, then, who knows, | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
you know, we could steal it right at the death of the end, but, | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
above all, I'd say Danny Lennon's philosophy is - | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
always keep things simple, y'know? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-NARRATOR: -Roberto Mancini, the Italian boss of Manchester City | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
has his own unique theories on how to succeed in football. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
The best ingredients, hand-picked from all over the world, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
and zi perfect manager mixes it perfectly, to achieve a coffee | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
of football perfection. Grazie. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
You also need a shedload of cash to pay for it! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
-VOICE-OVER: -Meanwhile, across Manchester... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Well, you know, a successful fitba team is like a right good cup of tea, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
you know. It's well brewed. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Right stewed. Steeshed. Stooshied. And sugary, | 0:15:30 | 0:15:35 | |
but with just enough bitterness, you know? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
And above a', a fitba team, like a cup of tea, | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
should be hot. And if it isnae, | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
you use the hairdryer to heat it up. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Ho! Call yourself a cup of tea!! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
How long have you been brewing!!? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
You're a disgrace!! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Right, serious coupon time, because this is about Rangers. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Charlie, mate, what's happening, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
I mean it's shocking stuff, right, mate? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
Indeedly so, James, it looks to me like Rangers have sold | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
the wind and now must reap the whirlpool. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Speak comfort to me, Charlie. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
James, if I could I would, but, to play devil's anorak, | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
all I would say is, collective-wise, this is all down | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
to the individual - your Blue Knights, your Brian Kennedys, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
your no' walking aways. Your Charlie Greens, your Craig Whytes, your | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
David Murrays, your Ticketusisses. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Trust me, Rangers need to get their thinking skates on, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
because right now, they're taking a nut to crack a drainpipe. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Charlie, I mean how will this end? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
How will it end, Jim? The jewellery is out on this one, but, I do know, | 0:16:46 | 0:16:52 | |
it all started when Rangers went | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
into menstruation, as a direct result of using PMTs, | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
paradoxically, now been proved to be fair, legal and immoral. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
That appeal decision is final, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
pending appeal, pending a counter appeal, but, see once the | 0:17:07 | 0:17:12 | |
genie is out, you can't put the toothpaste back into the cap. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
And just when you think things can't get any worse, this news just in, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:22 | |
and get this - TV bosses have admitted they have finally run | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
out of ways to film the gates at Ibrox stadium. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
Straight on, sidey-ways, jaunty angle this way, jaunty angle that | 0:17:31 | 0:17:36 | |
way, reflected in a puddle, even in | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
black and white. Charlie, mate, what's happening? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
James, for me, it's obvious, that picture-wise, there is a severe | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
lacking in the aesthetical. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Well, you're absolutely spot on, Charlie, mate, | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
and we'll have more coming up when we get that later on, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
on Rangers Gate-gate. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
-HOVIS ADVERT MUSIC PLAYS -Ay up! I'm Charles Green | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
and I were brought up to believe in | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
black puddin', whippets and good, honest broadband from Yorkshire. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:10 | |
What do I say to those people who accuse me of playing t'gallery, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
tapping int' mind set and whipping up hysteria? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
I say - nowt surrender. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Well, now, I resent the suggestion that my players have lost | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
their edge just because Rangers aren't in the league. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Let me tell you that we're totally professional at this club | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
and our training sessions here at Lennoxtown are every bit | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
as intense as they have always been. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
C'mon boys! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
SIMPLE MINDS PLAYING | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Celtic fans are the greatest fans in the world. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
The noise they make is the greatest noise in the world. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
The songs they sing are the greatest songs in the world. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
When they moan and whinge at their own manager, | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
they're the greatest moaners and whingers in the world. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
And when they can't be arsed turning up and leave their seats empty, | 0:19:07 | 0:19:13 | |
then these are the greatest empty seats in the world. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
Hey...it's a Cellic thing. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
Welcome to the final of the Great Scottish Bake-Off, | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
the show that's just like The Great British Bake-Off, only in this | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
version, the contestants don't pass out from hysterical grief | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
if their scones don't rise. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Well, the finalists are ready so, Jimmy Calderwood, Kenny Dalglish, | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
Frank McAvennie - on your marks, get set, bake. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
So, Jimmy, are you an experienced baker? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Oh, yes, Sue, yes indeed, aye, when I was manager at Kilmarnock, I was | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
well known for my selection of puddins, you know? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
But baking is special, because it talks to me, you know? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Really? And what do you think this is saying? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
It's saying, "Jimmy, get back into football management", you know. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:25 | |
"Win the leagues, a' the cups, conquer Europe and win the World Cup | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
"for Scotland." | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
And why is it telling you that? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
This is a recipe I got in my playing days in Holland. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
It's called a space cake. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
OK, Jimmy, we'll leave you to get baked. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Now, let's have a chat with King Kenny Dalglish. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
So, Kenny Dal, tell me which celebrity chefs do you admire? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
I'd love to have the fashion sense of Jamie Oliver and the cookery | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
skills of Fanny Cradock, but standing here the now, | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
I know I don't look like Jamie, but I sure feel like a Fanny. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:04 | |
And what are you cooking up for us? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Well, I'm mixing butter, milk, castor sugar and condensed milk. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
It's a favourite of myself, Owen | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Coyle, Alex McLeish, Roberto Di Matteo and any sacked manager that's | 0:21:13 | 0:21:19 | |
trousered a Premiership pay-off. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
It's millionaire's shortbread. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Thank you, Kenny. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
So now we move on to Frank McAvennie. Frank, are you looking | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
forward to following in the footsteps of Mr Kipling? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Oh, yes, yes, I'm a big fan of The Jungle Book. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
What's your speciality? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Putting buns in the oven. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
And what are your plans for tonight? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Tonight, tonight the Frankie Boy | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
is thinking about a couple of tarts and maybe a bit of muffin. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
But none of your ovens are switched on, | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
when are you going to start baking? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Who said anything about baking? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
-ANDY MURRAY'S VOICE: -It's the brand new Andy Murray computer game. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
All the emotion of losing tournaments. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
All the emotion of winning tournaments. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Winning gold medals. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Losing finals. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
And all the emotion of finally winning a Grand Slam. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:23 | |
Andy Murray's Tennis Tears 2013 - | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
especially for the Nintendo Wiip! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Now I'm just going to try my first tweet. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Right, OK, "To whom it may concern, | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
"I have just enjoyed a scone. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
"Yours faithfully, Craig Brown." | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Full stop. There, that's marvellous. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
So, do I just take this to the Post Office? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
Well, right now, some of the Tartan Army are so desperate | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
that they've written to Switzerland. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
-INTERVIEWER: -UEFA? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
No, Dignitas. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
The Board of the Scottish FA | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
announces that Craig Levein has been | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
relieved of his duties as Scottish national coach. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:20 | |
Erm, the decision was taken because he was rubbish. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
We waited just the three weeks to decide what to do, erm, | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
decided to have a meeting, erm, had the meeting | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
and decided, at that meeting, to hold another meeting, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
to decide not to make a decision until the following week. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
And trust me, for the SFA, that is being decisive. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:43 | |
Can I help you? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Good afternoon, yes, I'm looking for a new pair of spectacles, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
something that'll maybe go with, erm, my good suit. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
I've got a meeting with, erm, my compensation lawyers. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
-Certainly, let's try a few styles. -OK, yes. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:06 | |
Ah, yes, these are just the job. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
After all, I don't want to look ridiculous. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Absolutely not, but I think before you go, we should run a couple | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
-of tests, make sure your eyesight's fine. -Sure, yeah. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
What can you see here? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
A good result. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Can you see anyone here? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
No. Nobody at all. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
What is this? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
I have no idea. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Biggest result of the year? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Has to be Celtic 2, Barcelona 1. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Rod Stewart was crying that night | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
and let me tell you, mates, so was I. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
-ANNOUNCER: -From the makers of Downtown Abbey, a new costume drama | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
created especially to appeal to viewers in Scotland. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
MUSIC AND ROWDY BANTER | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
When I first came here, I promised to make Rangers history, and I did. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
They are. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Sir Alex, at the end of last season you thought you'd won the league, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
only for it to be snatched away dramatically in the last | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
few seconds of the match. What did that feel like? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Oh, what did that feel like? You know, well, to be honest with you, | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
you know, it felt like this. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Your majesty, Mr James Bond. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Good evening, Mr Bond. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Good evening, Your Majesty. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Have you got news for me? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Yes ma'am. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
Rangers won the big tax case. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Yeessssss!! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Frank McAvennie, your Sports Personality of the Year? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Well, if you were to ask the Frankie Boy, I would have to say, | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Victoria Pendleton, because she's got the lot, you know - | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
style, grace, good looks and, on the bike, I mean, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
she's such a good cycle-smith. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
I mean, pedalist... I mean... | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
Rider? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Well, if, you know, if you were to ask me - | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
yes. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by PSY | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 |