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This is very exciting. We are at Saint Joseph's Medical Center | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
because, today, Andy Dwyer is getting his casts off. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
It is a great day for Andy, and it's a wonderful day for my subcommittee. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
Your boobs are dead. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Stop it. No, they're not. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-WHIRRING -Yeah. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Yay! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Wow, it's like a sweaty pinata. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-Hey, my iPod! -Oh, yeah! My pirate! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Doctor, if I may, could I keep that cast, please? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
It's a highly disgusting request, but I don't see why not. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Thank you. This is a symbol of new beginnings, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
a symbol of hope, and of our project. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
We will build this park! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
It is gonna feel so good to walk again, finally. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Easy! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Oh, no! Oh, my... Oh, no! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Yeah, they might be a little weak at first. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-Thank you, guys. -Welcome back to the world of walking, Andy. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-Yes. -I just wanted to say... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Quiet, everyone! Ann wants to say something. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
I wanted to thank you all for being so supportive. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
When Andy fell in the pit, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I didn't expect anyone in government to reach out to us. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-So, thanks. -You're welcome. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Hey, you're welcome, Ann. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Babe, when are you gonna tell them about my show? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Oh, yeah, sorry. Andy's band is playing a show. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-And we want you all to come. -LESLIE GASPS | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
It's gonna be a party, so check your suits at the door. It'll get crazy. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Andy's band is really good, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
and it's been driving him nuts that he can't play. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
He's been writing all these songs | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
about things that are physically near him. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
# Sandwich! Are you turkey or ham? # | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Ham. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
# Lamp! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
# Wish you were a lamp that would light up when you get touched. # | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
What kind of music does your band play? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
You know, I don't really like to define it, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
but it's like Matchbox Twenty meets The Fray. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
-So, rock. -Well, again, I don't really like to define it. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
I totally got what you mean. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
-So, I would love to come to this thing. When is it? -Tonight at 8:00. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
-No! Tonight? -Yeah. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
-I can't go. -Why not? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
My mom set up this meeting. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
It's like a political tete-a-tete with a local bigwig. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Leslie, you're not gonna go? Come on! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Oh, you guys. You know how I love mixing work into my personal life. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
This guy is important, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
and he has valuable information that could help us build a park. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
But I wanna go to the concert! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Come on! Play hooky! Blow off the meeting. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
I wanna go to that concert so bad, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
but I have to go to the meeting. I have to go. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
But I'll meet up with you guys after the tete-a-tete, I promise. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
KNOCKING AT DOOR Hey, Mark, congratulations. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Oh. Thanks, Nate. For what? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
You got that speed bump thing taken care of. Finally. Nice work. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Oh, yeah. Yay. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
There used to be this huge speed bump in the centre of town. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
It was insane. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
So, I decided I wanted to do something about it, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
and I got it lowered two inches. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Apparently, what I can achieve in government can literally be measured. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Hey, Dr Harris. Andy's playing a show tonight, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
and we'd love it if you came by. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
I think there's gonna be a good turnout at Andy's show tonight. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
He wrote this new song about what happened to him called The Pit. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
It's one of those rare songs that rocks really hard, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
and also informs people about a small public works project. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
So, Andy's doing well? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Yeah, he's a little shaky still, but that's to be expected. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Well, not really. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
If he had his casts removed two weeks ago, | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
the muscles wouldn't have atrophied so much. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
I'm sorry, two weeks ago? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
That's when they were scheduled to come off. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
But he told me that you told him he should wait. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
No. He rescheduled. Said it was personal, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
that he'd explain later, but then he never explained. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I have waited on him hand and foot for two months. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Well, I guess that explains it. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Hey, what's up, people of Pawnee? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
CHEERING All right! All right. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Uh... In just a minute, Scarecrow Boat is gonna rock it out. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Please be patient while we rock out the equipment setup. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
'The band has had a few different names over the years.' | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
We started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
but then we changed it to Mouse Rat. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Uh. Then we were God Hates Figs, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Department of Homeland Obscurity, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Nothing Rhymes with Orange, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
then Everything Rhymes with Orange, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Penis Pendulum, Hand Rail Suicide, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Three Skin... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Jet Black Pope, we went back to Mouse Rat, | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
and now we are Scarecrow Boat. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
I kind of hate it. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Now, you know that we're gonna be building a park on a residential lot, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
so, of course we're gonna have to get the zoning codes approved | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
and amended by our city council. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
What kind of movies do you like? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Huh? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Uh. Well, you know, documentaries, political thrillers. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
-I like all kinds of movies. -Great. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
So, I brought some pictures of the lot, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
and you can tell that the houses are very close to it. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
How difficult is re-zoning in your town? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
-Could you go into detail a little bit about that? -Sure. -Great. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
It's refreshing to be with someone who actually likes | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
talking about government issues. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Most of the women I go out with find it boring. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Well, you know, you have to have zoning codes, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
or else the whole thing could be chaos. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
-Your mother mentioned that you don't date much. -What? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
I've been focusing on my career. Why do you ask? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
I haven't been dating much either since my divorce. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
It hasn't been easy. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
And I'm coping, but it was tough on the kids. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Not my kids, cos they're grown-up, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
but it was tough on their kids. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Shouldn't bring up my divorce on a first date. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
But I feel I can tell you anything. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Uh... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I think it's going quite well. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
And she looks like a young Sandy Duncan. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Hi, Mom. He thinks we're on a date. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Did you tell him we were on a date? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
'Honey, if I told you it was a date, you never would've gone. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
'You're not getting any younger.' | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Well, neither is he. And he's 62-years-old. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
'Oh. Just go back in there and finish the dinner. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
'You don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to.' | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
What? Are you crazy? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Hi, how are you? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
-Hey, Parks Department. -Hey, Mark. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
This is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better-looking sister. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
You guys are together? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me. Then we divorced. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Then last week, I ran into her sister Beth here. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Turns out she hates Tammy, too, so we've started dating. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-It's like a fairytale. -Yeah, Tammy stinks. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-Brendanawicz! -Hey, Tom. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-Hey. I want you to meet my wife. -Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Hi. You're Tom's wife. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-Don't hold it against me. -Look at how hot she is. Isn't that crazy? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
And she's a surgeon. She makes a ton of money! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Bam! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
This is Derek. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Cool. How long have you guys been dating? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
We're just friends. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
He's like the gayest person I've ever met. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
But I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
You know, if you don't wanna talk to me, you can just say so. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
I don't wanna talk to you. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Apparently, tonight, I'm the Parks Department's seventh wheel. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
This is my oldest son. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
He's a very no-nonsense person like yourself. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
And this is my youngest. He's about your age. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
Terrific. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
So, did you give any more thought to | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
those zoning code questions I asked you? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Oh. Come on, enough business. Let's have some fun! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Try some of my chicken. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh, no. That's OK. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Just a taste. Have a little taste of chicken! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Just a bit! Just a taste! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Chicken, chicken, chicken! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-Mmm. -Delicious, right? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Mmm-hmm. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
I really like this restaurant. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
Yeah. It's a great place for a business meeting. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Andy. Andy. We need to talk. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Babe, hey. We're just about to start. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Could you grab me a triple whiskey water? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
You would like that, wouldn't you? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Yep. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
You have two perfectly good legs. Get it yourself. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
All right. Hey, guys! Thanks for coming out. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
We're Scarecrow Boat. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
This first song is called Menace Ball. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
WHISTLING Two, three, four... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
# I know you been changing | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
# But I been changing, too | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
# You say that you've moved on... # | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
What kind of movies do you like? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-You already asked me that. -Oh. Sorry. Senior moment. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-Hey, am I keeping you from something? -No, no. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a band tonight, and I kind of wanted to go. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
Well, if you want to go to the rock show, I don't mind. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Really? Are you sure? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Sure! I haven't been to a rock show in a long time. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
The last rock show I went to was the Everly Brothers. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-Hmm. -You like the Everly Brothers? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-They're my favourite rock group. -They're so good. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
I am getting very positive signals. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
# You and me together | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
# You and me forever | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
# You and me together forever | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
# Together | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
# Forever. # | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
CHEERING AND WHISTLING | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
All right, take five, guys. I'm gonna go acoustic. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
This next song...is dedicated to... her... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:41 | |
..my girlfriend, Ann. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I call it Ann. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
# Da de da de da | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
# Da de da de da | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
# Oh oh oh oh | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
# Ann | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
# Da de da de da | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
# Da de da de da | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oooh | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Hey, the band's really good. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
I liked that song Grapple Hound. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-Gossip Town? -Right. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
My only criticism, I hate the name of the band. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
Yeah, they should change their name to Big, Lying Baby. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Or Where's My Sandwich? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
Or Don't Forget To Bring Home Beers After Work. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
OK. Since you brought it up, I'm just gonna say it. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I don't get you and... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
I mean, it doesn't make any sense to me. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
I mean, I like Andy a lot. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
But there's tons of guys out there who have jobs | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
and who respect you | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
and think you're attractive. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Really? -Oh, yeah. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
-You mean guys like you... -No! -..for instance? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
No, no, no, no, no, not me. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-Oh. -OK. -Good, cos, for a second there, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
I thought you were hitting on me in front of my boyfriend. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
No! Not my style. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Even though you did just call him a big, lying baby. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
And I do find you attractive. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
So, you are hitting on me. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
No. I'm not. I promise you. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
But if I were, would you be interested? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
No. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-OK. -Let me tell you why, because I'm in a crappy mood, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
and I don't really appreciate what's happening right here. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
One, you've never been in a relationship that's lasted longer than a week. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
-Two, the girls... -That's fine. -..you do spend the week with... | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
That's enough. Look, I was not trying to ask you out, I promise. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Well, I'm glad we avoided that. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
# Pit! I fell in it, the pit | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
# You fell in it, the pit | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
# We all fell in it, the pit | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
# Pit! I fell in it, the pit | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
# You fell in it, the pit | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
# We all fell in that pit. # | 0:11:56 | 0:12:03 | |
CYMBALS CRASH | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Thank you very much, everybody! We are Scarecrow Boat! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
No! Screw it! We are Mouse Rat! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Thank you very much! Good night! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Damn it. I missed it? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Leslie! Who's your friend? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
I'm George. I'm Leslie's date. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Yes. He's my date. George Gernway. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
He's the City Manager in Eagleton. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Hi, George Gernway. I'm Tom Haverford. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
This is my wife, Wendy. She's my age. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
-Hi. -Hello. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
'I have no idea why Ann is upset with me.' | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
But I do know she's too nice to yell at me in front of all these people. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
So, I am not leaving this bar. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-So, I heard you went to Indiana State. -Yes. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-My buddy Todd went there. Maybe you know him. What year did you graduate? -1968. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Oh! Todd graduated in 2005, so you probably missed him. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
How was your date with Leslie? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
We change the band name, and then we send the demo out. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-We're completely ready... -Andy, let's go. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Honey, I'm just debriefing with the band. It's gonna be just one second. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Hey! Hi! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Whoa! Leslie Knope! I'm so glad you made it. You have to meet my band. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
-OK. Hi, band! -Hey. What's going on? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I'm so sorry that I missed your songs. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Is there any way that you could do like an encore or something? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
An encore. I like it. Guys, let's get our stuff out of the boxes. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-No, we're going home. -No, don't leave. I just got here. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Yeah, she's here with her dad. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
-It'd be kind of rude to not do at least one more song. -Andy. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
HE SIGHS OK, let's go. Let's go. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-Sorry, Leslie. We're gonna go. I'll call you tomorrow. -OK. -This weekend, guys. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Look. Dead or asleep? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Dead or asleep? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
George. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
George! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
Oh! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
Look at me, out like a light. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I think I should head home now. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
OK. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
-It was nice to meet you. -It was fun. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
'I had a nice time.' | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Don't think I'll go out with her again. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
There was just no spark. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
How did Leslie meet her boyfriend? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
She used to read him books at the senior centre. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
-Wow. -How old is he? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease. -Whoa. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Hey, who wants to see me climb a tree? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
-I do! -I do! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Deputy Director Knope. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Where do you think you're going? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Home. It's been a really crappy night. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Have a beer with me. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
I can't believe my mom tried to set me up with an 80-year-old man. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
I went to dinner tonight with somebody's grandpa. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
You know what? That guy was too young for you. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
You should be dating guys in their early hundreds. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
I'm telling you, you should be dating men | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
that Al Roker announces their birthdays. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Hey! Congratulations are in order. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
I heard that you got that speed bump thing through. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-Don't make fun of me. -I'm not. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a smaller bump. It's a great day for America. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
What are you talking about? That thing was a pain in the butt. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
You fixed a problem. That's what we're supposed to do. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
'Mark and I are really connecting tonight.' | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Like we connected that night when we made love five years ago. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
There's actually a lot of similarities between those two nights. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
That time we were also at a bar. And he was also pretty drunk. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
If you could put anything in the park, what would you put in there? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-OK... -Don't over-think it. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Keep it simple, nice shady trees, lots of grass, benches. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
-A picnic table? -Sure. Water feature. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Like, huge rocks to be climbing on. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
A play area for the kids. God, that sounds wonderful. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
-I would live in that park. -But then you'd be homeless. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Hey, we're closing up. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh. What time is it? I should go. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
We're getting drinks to go. Come on. Beers to go! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Where are we going? All the bars are closed. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
LESLIE LAUGHs | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
You think I can get my beer bottle in that shopping cart right there? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
What? Mark, don't. This pit isn't a dump. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Yes, it is. Look around, Leslie. I mean, there's crap everywhere. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
One beer bottle is not gonna make any difference. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
LESLIE LAUGHS | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Damn it! I was so close there! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-Yeah, so... -It was pretty close! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
So far to the left! So far to the left! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-You think you can do any better? -No, please. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
I don't want anyone to see! I'm the Deputy Director of Parks... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
You're the Deputy Director of Parks and blah blah... | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
You know, nobody's gonna see it. Go on and chuck it. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Unbelievable! That's unbelievable! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
You missed the entire pit, which is huge, by the way. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
-I didn't do anything wrong. -You didn't do anything wrong? -Mmm-mmm. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
I waited on you hand and foot. And it was exhausting! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
I fed you meals, and you could've had your casts off two weeks ago! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
-That is not true. -It's not true? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
So you're calling Dr Harris a liar? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-Yes. -I'm gonna call Dr Harris right now. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-How about that? -You call him! You get me on the phone with Dr Harris. -Yes. I will. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
-Don't call him right now! -Why? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Because it's late. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Listen, just put the phone down. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-Fine! -You want the truth? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Yes. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Could I have gotten my casts off two weeks ago? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Technically, yes. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
But... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
I really, really like it when you serve me food. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Get out. Get out of my house. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
But what... | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
Take a walk with your overly-healed legs, | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
and let me think about this relationship. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
OK, this pit. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Give it to me straight. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Are we ever gonna turn it into a park? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Leslie, this is already a park! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Look, I mean, you got Dirt Slide over here, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
you got Ring Around The Diaper you could play there. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
You've got Duck, Duck, Glass you could play right there. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Mystery Trash. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
What's not to love about this park, right here, now? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
I wish we could turn it into a pit, frankly, don't you? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:58 | |
But, seriously, I mean, really? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Honestly, Leslie, it's gonna be a long, uphill battle. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
You are gonna be super annoyed | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
with all the people that want you to fail. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
There is a sea of red tape, endless roadblocks. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Screw it. I'm gonna try to do it anyway. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
-I mean, Kennedy put a man on the moon. -He did. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
I can build one park. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
I really admire your tenacity. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
I really admire you. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
No, no. Wait, what am I doing? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
This isn't the way I want this to happen again. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Leslie, it's not that big a deal. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
I think you should go home, Mark. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
All right, OK. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
-I'm gonna get out of here. -Yeah. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-I'm sorry. -It's OK, it's... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
No. Oh, my God! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Oh, my God! Mark, are you all right? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
-Wow. -Are you OK? Oh, my God! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-Go get some help. -Help! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
-Go get some help. -Help! -Go get some help. -Help! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Hey, babe! Baby, open up! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
That guy Mark just fell in the pit! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
-What? -You know that guy Mark? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-Yeah. -He just fell in the pit! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
You gotta go check it out. You're a nurse. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I think he'd probably be hurt. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Seriously, it's pretty bad! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
# Pit! I fell in it, the pit | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
# You fell in it, the pit | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
# We all fell in it, the pit | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
# The pit! I fell in it, the pit | 0:20:08 | 0:20:13 |