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Nesbitt, we know you're in there! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Hey, Rab, gie them the two fingers! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
While we're on the subject what are your names, by the way? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
We're not on your books. You've got no hooks in the Cotters! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
Everything is bought and paid for, including our continental holiday. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
We're going to the Costa del Sol! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
But no' the touristy part of the Costa del Sol. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
We're going to the old quaint fishing village part. You stumer! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:15 | |
Look, boys, there she is! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
They've spotted us. You better do something quick | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Is it time, Da? Is it time? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Aye, son. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Bring out Big Betsy. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
He-l-lo! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Burney, son... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-break out the ammo. -Right, Da. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
This is Comfydown Furnishings. Give us our sleep centre! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
I'll give you sleep centre, all right! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
It'll be the BIG sleep for you. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Beat it. It's worse than the Alamo! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Aye, run, you... Go on! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Burn, duvet, burn! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
You stupid wee messing. That duvet's bought and paid for. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
Sorry, Ma, I thought it was just the valance we owned. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
D'you think they'll be back, Da? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
They'll probably wait till dark then rush us with a court order. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
-But we'll be ready for them, eh? -Bloody right! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:54 | |
-Mary, hen, what's the matter? -Don't you talk to me, Rab Nesbitt. | 0:02:54 | 0:03:00 | |
I'm sick of living like this! Look at my good duvet. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:06 | |
I smoked like a beagle in a laboratory to get enough coupons to buy this! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:13 | |
It's always the same. All our lives we've had nothing. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
Everything turns to ashes. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Look, Da, I found another one sneaking behind the burst settee on the back green. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:27 | |
No, honestly! You've got it wrong. I don't want anything FROM you. I want to give you something. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:35 | |
I tell you this, I'll give YOU something. Gash, get my tomahawk. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:42 | |
No, honestly it's true. Look! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Give me the bloody thing! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
"Holiday to Ken." Who the hell's Ken? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
No, it says "Holiday TOKEN." Token! Look. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
"Congratulations on winning a holiday for 4 in the Costa del Sol." Thank you for buying our oven chips. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:06 | |
I only bought them to flirt with the age of technoculture. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:12 | |
Mrs Nesbitt, you're a winner! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Me!? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
A winner! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Watch! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
What's the matter wi' you? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
It's just this is the first time I've got out a motor without a blanket over my head. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:44 | |
We don't want to be late. MUTTERS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
TANNOY: 'We regret to announce the Malaga flight | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
'will be delayed by three hours.' | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Great! Brilliant, eh? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Three hour delay, eh? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Hey, that'll gie us all more time to watch the airies coming in and that. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
Will you chuck it? Act miserable. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
We don't want people to think we've never been abroad before. ..Delays. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:17 | |
I don't care. I'm lapping it up. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
If Rab was here my life would be complete. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Jamesie! Jamesie, look! We've won a holiday. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:30 | |
Thanks, God. If you could just do something about the damp in our scullery? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:36 | |
NOISES FROM SPACE INVADER | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Morning, dolls. Allow us for to introduce ourselves. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
-My name's Burney. This is my brother Gash. -Hi, there. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
There's only one thing you need to know about us. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
-I like my bacon crispy in the mornings and he likes his rare. See you in Spain. -Buenas sera. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:06 | |
No! Don't bomb them out yet. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
The waiters might be pigs. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
DRUNKEN SINGING | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Would passengers please refrain from stamping their feet and goosing the stewardesses. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:27 | |
Get your hands off the goods, pal! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
And you are? Nesbitt, Mrs Nesbitt. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
He's with you? Hi, welcome. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Have a nice holiday. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Hi, son. How are you? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Spain. My name's Andy. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
You must be tired so I'll let you get off to bed. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
First, I'll answer the two questions I know are on everyone's lips. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
The exchange rate is 170 pesetas to the pound. And yes, you CAN drink the water. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:12 | |
-We'll sleep tonight knowing that. -Don't you understand the money? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
I know about the money. I was just wondering what water was? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:23 | |
Just a wee bit of role play there. Let everyone know who the character is. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:30 | |
Manolo will take you to your rooms. So, goodnight, everyone. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Goodnight! Goodnight, ANDY! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Goodnight, Andy! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Sod off, Andy. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
While you're here you're an ambassador for Govan. Move it! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:50 | |
This is your room. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Ohhh! -He-l-l-o! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Gracias. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Oh, Rab! Is this no' the last word in class and sophistication, by the way? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:12 | |
-You're no' kidding. -Let me look at the mattress. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Never heed the mattress! We're in Spain for God's sake. Spain! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:22 | |
Who'd have thought we'd see the day | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
when trash like us was buying stuff like flip flops and insect repellant? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:31 | |
Aye, you're right, Rab! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Two weeks all to ourselves. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
A once in a lifetime chance to deepen our relationship. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:42 | |
To discover the hidden Rab and Mary Nesbitt. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
That's me ready. Want to try some of that Continental swally? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh. Wait a wee minute. Better get cleaned up. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Right. That's me. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Mary, you can start looking for the hidden you. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
The hidden me's easier to find. This'll give you a head start. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:23 | |
-Right, Jamesie. -See you, Mary, hen. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Now listen, Rab, I think we should just have a couple. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
-We don't want to get too blootered the first night. -Aye. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
We'll just have one or two by way of a nightcap. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
Well, good morning, everybody! Are we all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:58 | |
Yes, Andy! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh well, perhaps not all of us. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
This morning we'll discover the Old Town. Over to your left | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
is the quaint old fisherman's wine bar. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
LOUD SNORING Ayee! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
I LOVE doing that, so I do. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
I can't honestly say that I like men. Do you? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
-I've never thought about it. -You should. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
See me. I think about nothing else. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-See that. That's been a millstone round my neck all my life. -Ella? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:38 | |
Curl up and die! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
You know the only men I've ever admired apart from Red Adair? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
-No, who? -Butchers. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Often I hang around the cutting blocks in their shops | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-hoping to hear them keen their blades in the grinders. -What do you dae that for? | 0:10:54 | 0:11:01 | |
Wishful thinking, I suppose. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
-What about you? What is it you want from Rab? -Well... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:11 | |
Consciousness would be a start. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
That's the great thing about being on holiday | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
you get the chance to do things you wouldn't normally do at home. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:24 | |
Oh, aye? And what have you done? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Apart from walk across the room without chips sticking to your feet. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:33 | |
That's great. You've got spirit. > | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
(Sarky cow.) | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Well, everyone, that concludes our journey for this morning. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
It's still a nice day. You'll all be wanting to discover the beach. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
Yes. Yes, ANDY! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
ALL: Yes, Andy! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Hi, Sexy! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Shut it, Shorty. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Melones! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Melones. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Who are you calling a melon? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Go on get away! You get... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-Look at that. -Cor... Ya beauty! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
You'd think you'd never seen a lassie before. The human body is perfectly natural. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:42 | |
Are you going topless then, Ma? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Certainly not! It's disgusting. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Thank Christ. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Shut it! Don't be so sexist. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Your mother has marvellous tits. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Louder, Rab, someone in Kirkcaldy might have missed that (!) | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
I'm away for a wee donner. See if I can find a Daily Record. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:07 | |
Hey, Ma... Can you get snow blindness in the Costa del Sol? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
No. How? I was just wondering. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
-This the game. This is what I call living. -You watch yourself. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:28 | |
Don't overdo it on the first day. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Rubbish. I have worked on building sites in the white hot heat of Paisley. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
I have toiled naked, under my boiler suit, at the Parkhead Forge. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:43 | |
Hell has no surprises for Jamesie Cotter. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
So, come on you dirty, great yellow beauty, and DO your worst! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:54 | |
I'll tell you, see for a bloke like me, this takes some getting used to. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:02 | |
Scum in the sun! I've never seen this much daylight. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:07 | |
In fact, the nearest thing I have got to a suntan | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
is when the polis shine a torch in my face when I'm lying drunk on a Saturday. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:18 | |
I'll need to get into the holiday mood. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Excuse me, Jim, where did you get the gear an' that, eh? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:29 | |
Eh...the gear? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
I lap that up. It's pure gallus. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Lap it up? Gallus? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Aye. The troosers. Troosers? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
-The pantalones. -Ah! Pantalones. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-There. -In there? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Cheers. All the very best to you, chief. Good man. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
I'm for a wee dod of this. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Look at this, boy. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
This is the REAL me coming out now. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
See underneath all that chip fat and soot I'm just like Glasgow | 0:15:08 | 0:15:14 | |
I have been sartorially sandblasted. That's me, boy. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
That's the trouble with the British abroad. They're too shy, too timid. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:25 | |
Excuse me, Jim, where will I get a Daily Record? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:30 | |
-Eh? -You know, Daily Recordo. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Eh, moaning face Scottish rag. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
Ah, moaning face Scottish rag! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-There. -Up there? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Good. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Em... Gibraltar... Viva Franco and that! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
They're chuffed if you try and learn the lingo. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
Of course I haven't quite mastered the accent. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
WHIMPERING | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
My back... | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Oh, my back! El backo, senor. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
No! No! Finito! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Ella, Ella! Ella, I'm in agony. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:23 | |
Could you keep your screaming down? I don't want the whole beach to know I married a stumer. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:29 | |
You're a hard woman, Ella Cotter. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
This is the nearest I've come to a hot flush since we married. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
SOBS HYSTERICALLY | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
My back! El backo! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
My front! Oh God! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
HYSTERICAL WEEPING | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
That was a wee bit much, Ella. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
So what? It's only a man, in't it. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
-That'll give him a glimmer of how a Caesarian feels. -Aye. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:07 | |
You're looking a wee bit rough. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
You'll need to stay on the beer this afternoon. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
WHIMPERING | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Melones. Oh, bugger off! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Look at the state of your patio! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
What are you titivating for? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
-Are you meeting that lassie? -She's for 6 months quarantine when we get back. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:47 | |
At least he's got some romance in his disposition. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
You're right. For once in my life there's magic in the air. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
Hey, it's no' just magic. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Look at that. Who says miracles don't happen? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
It's snowing in the Costa del Sol. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
In the name of God! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
It's a wonderful world and no mistake! Eh? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
I mean, have you seen it? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Come on, take a wee look. There it is. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
There it is in all its glory. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
It's got the sky there... | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
It's got the sea and it's got the ground. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:46 | |
It's got the whole works. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
See, if you take a real close look it's the most marvellous colour scheme. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:55 | |
D'you see that? See the way the sky just blends with the sea? | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
You cannae buy that, you know. You cannae buy it. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
You're a marvellous interior decorator, God. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
I tell you, I am glad I have bought a new pair of shoes. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:15 | |
Because sometimes, sometimes it's a privilege to walk in this world. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:22 | |
# Here we go, here we go Here we go | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
# Here we go, here we go... # | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
You know the only thing that spoils it? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
Shite like me. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
And them. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Look at them sitting there | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
with their big ba' faces and their arteries full of Cookeen. Kidding on they're playboys. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:50 | |
Well, they're no' playboys. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
You're no' playboys! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
You are NOT playboys. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
You're just trash in new kaks, same as me! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:05 | |
-Piss off, you Scotch git. -Don't you give me piss off, boy! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
I'll come over there and give you a severe doing, you swine! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:15 | |
Go on! Bugger off! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
I tell you something. I'm glad I'm miserable. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:27 | |
Life's no' going to buy off Rab C Nesbitt with the Birdy song and a dose of the skitters. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:34 | |
-I will walk alone, boy. -I -will walk alone. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
Universe is it? Universe? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Harmony! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
Why am I telling you this? You don't know what I mean. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Nobody knows what I mean! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
EXCITED RANTING IN SPANISH | 0:20:52 | 0:20:59 | |
Bandage! Bandage! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
Oui, bandage. Bandage, ja. Bandage. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
TORRENT OF SPANISH | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
You tell the bastards! Tell 'em! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
SPANISH | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Hands across the sea, brother. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-Adios! -Adios! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Did you see that? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
My God... | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
there's nothing that restores your faith more in human nature | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
than meeting some poor bastard as mad as yourself. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:49 | |
Hello, doll. All right? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Aye, fine, Mr Nesbitt. Me and Gash are having a wee walk. I won't be late back. | 0:21:54 | 0:22:01 | |
That's all right, son. You take all the time in the world. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
Away you go. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
See that? He doesn't realise it's all downhill from there. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
GOOD morning, everyone! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
ALL: Morning, Andy. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Are we bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
See if he says that one more time I'll punch his lights out! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
What's wrong with your lovely ladies? Too much sangria? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
They got blootered on Carlie special to dodge listening to your patter. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:15 | |
Jamesie, come on now. Come on. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Nae offence intended there, pal. He's just a wee bit upset. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
-Your patter IS humming, though. I mean that constructively. -So bugger off, please. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:29 | |
Go on! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Don't you worry about it, Jamesie. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Seeing as how this is our last night, we'll go pure mental. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
-Do something we've never done before. -What's that? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:44 | |
Stay sober. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Sobriety!? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
I've heard about that, pal, but never had the nerve to try it. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:55 | |
Ach, what am I holding back for! Count me in. You're on. | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
-That's the game, Jamesie! -Shhh... | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Just keep stumm for now. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
We don't want the lassies to think we're turning degenerate. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:11 | |
(Shh. Say nothing.) | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
This is the drunkest I've felt in years and I haven't had a dram. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:42 | |
Me neither. See if I could buy this high at Vickie Wines | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
I'd have a half bottle in my bag every day. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
You know something, Mary... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
I've never told you this before... | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
See you, Mary, you're a fine-looking woman. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
And you're... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
a fine-looking man, Jamesie. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
In the name of God! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
I've never felt this jaked in years and I haven't had a swallow yet. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:38 | |
Aye, it's really quite pleasant. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
I've never telt you this... | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
but you're a helluva good-looking woman. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
And I've never telt you this, Rab Nesbitt... | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
See you... | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
you're an ugly-looking bastard! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
And if you don't take your mitts off of me I'll skewer your tackle with my manicure set. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, I see! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
It's like that, is it? It's like that? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Hey! Burt Lancaster! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
-What? -If I'm no' getting yours, you're no' getting mine! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
FIGHTING CONTINUES | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
What's that noise, Burney? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
-Is that somebody coming? -No. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Someone coming doesn't sound like that. Someone coming sounds like this... | 0:26:44 | 0:26:50 | |
PANTING AND GRUNTING | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
I'll really miss you. I'll write every day. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:03 | |
In fact, I'll get "True Love" tattooed on my knuckles. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
I'll never forget you, either. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Cheers, doll. All the best. I might give you a phone sometime. Take care of yourself. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:20 | |
Where's Nesbitt? Have you seen him? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
I couldn't see the heid on the top of a pint just now. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
This way, Jamesie. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
That's the thing about going on holiday. It's nice to get away | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
but it's nice to get back to normal again. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
< Get him! | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Hasta la vista, you bas... | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Subtitles by Irene Noble BBC Scotland 1991. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 |