Episode 1 SKETCHY with Diarmuid Corr


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This programme contains some strong language

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Hotel stake-out today.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hello?

-Mozzy, Big G again.

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Wait until I tell you. Eoghan Quigg has left the Radisson

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because they won't give him a mini bar.

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Thanks, mate. I'm on it.

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Quigg! During X Factor I was all over him,

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like Louis Walsh on Jedward.

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But the slippery wee pup dodged me every time.

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Payback is mine! Here we go.

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Shit! Quigg wig! The crafty wee...!

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-QUIGG LAUGHS

-Ha, up yours, Mozzy!

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-CRUNCH

-Ah, shit!

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Here, never mind, Mozzy, grab your camera.

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Beautiful!

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What a woman!

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AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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There has never been a better time to be from Northern Ireland.

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We've got superstar sports people, a flourishing film industry

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and they seem to be sinking a lot of money into that Titanic Quarter.

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LAUGHTER

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But forget about all of that.

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The MTV Awards are coming to Belfast! Yeah!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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The MTV Awards are the biggest star-studded ceremony on the face of the planet -

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Beyonce, Kylie, Jay-Z...

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are just some of the spides from Belfast who'd love to get tickets.

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It's brilliant that they're coming

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but imagine if there was an ash cloud just as they arrived,

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they would be marooned here

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and eventually you'd have some Belfast women

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claiming to have met them.

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"You'll never guess who I met, Cinderella Kylie."

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"Who?"

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"Beyonce!"

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"Beyonce McGinty?"

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"No, Beyonce! You know!"

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# All the single ladies! All the single ladies! #

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"Oh, my goodness! Where did you meet her?"

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"Primark."

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"Was her husband Jesus with her?"

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"Jay-Z, you mean?

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"No, he wasn't. Pity too.

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"If he had been there, my fanny would have been eating the leg off me."

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Hello, there! Welcome to A Wander Wi' Willie.

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This here is no ordinary wander.

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Today I'm at the International Moor Town Annual Musical Sports Day Weekly Boxing Match.

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I've just noticed an old friend.

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Charlie Balor?

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THEY GRUNT

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Every year, Charlie invents a new game for the International Moor Town

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Annual Musical Sports Day Weekly Boxing Match.

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That's right, Gerry.

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CHARLIE SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY

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INCOHERENT CHAT

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Aaaaargh!

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THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

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ELECTRICAL BUZZES

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Ah, Tommy sure does love that game.

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BUZZING AND SCREAMING

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Join us for the second part of A Wander Wi' Willie later...on.

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# Oh give me land, lots of land under starry skies above... #

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We property bigwigs have a saying about the driveway.

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The space from porch to post-box

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is proportional to the power of the proprietor.

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Incredibly catchy, but true.

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And every inch of this... monster seems to say,

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Mr Jimmy "Hands" Nesbitt,

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you will have to work a little harder to get to my toga party.

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Take your hocus-pocus elsewhere, Mr Jehovah's Witness,

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or I'll set Rhodesian Ridgebacks, Tony and Lionel Blair on you.

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Stay the night, Ms Lady Caller.

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You're drunk and there's a monster outside.

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Yes, a driveway of this size really does make a man feel powerful.

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I was running late for a court appearance.

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'I could see that someone had spilt water on the floor.

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'Unfortunately, I was wearing my court shoes.'

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Clear!

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'And I was carrying a 52-piece cutlery set at the time.'

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I dislocated my hip

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and sustained 11 separate puncture wounds to my back and thighs.

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So I called the Personal Repetitive Injury Claims Service.

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They got me 11 grand in total.

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I didn't even have to leave the house.

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If you hurt yourself,

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we might be able to spin it that it was someone else's fault.

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Call this number to see if you can make a claim

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on a no-win, no-fee basis.

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Keep claiming Incapacity Benefit and stay on the brew.

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Call the number now!

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If all the MTV stars got stuck here after the awards,

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you'd have the likes of Jay-Z going down visiting our ghettos

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via a big, open-top red bus.

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Hey, Jay-Z! I have got a few DVDs here for sale. Do you want them?

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Going cheap. I think I have your tour, mate. It's not even out yet.

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Lady Gaga, at least she would get out into the country.

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She'd be out with some farmer in Tyrone trying to buy a cow to wear.

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The way she bought that dress, that meat dress.

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Lady Gig-yah?

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You're obviously one mad bitch.

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Trying to wear a cow!

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But your money's as good as any other man. So put it there.

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By the way, Lady Gig-yah...

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is there a Lord Gig-yah?

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I have just finished a meal at Fidel's Gastro

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in Belfast's Botanic Avenue

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and it was everything I could have hoped for.

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The table was level and rock solid.

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There was no beer mats under the legs.

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One Maurice McDaid for that.

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The menu was straightforward and easy to understand,

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with no joined-up handwriting

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and everything was in plain English.

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None of your "spaghetti bolognese" fanciness here.

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Another Maurice McDaid for that!

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I ordered the meat and potato with sauce.

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The professional waiter ignored Lauren's slip of the tongue

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when she ordered the battered wife.

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After we ordered, Lauren had to go for a shite.

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The bathroom was only 41 paces away. Well within my 60-pace limit.

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But we had to climb the bastarding stairs to get there.

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The cubicle was small but had plenty of bog roll

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and the air freshener provided 80% coverage -

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another Maurice McDaid for the bogs.

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When we returned, our water had arrived which was tasteless

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and had nothing floating in it.

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The waiting staff in general were excellent.

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They stayed out of my fucking road!

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When the food arrived, it was A, hot, B, cooked

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and, C, there was shit loads of it!

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Here, you put that back. Put that back. That's mine.

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If you're going to order rabbit food, you eat the rabbit food.

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A top tip. If you have a bottle of wine or two,

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don't drive home afterwards, as you may get caught by the police.

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I hereby award Fidel's Gastro of Belfast Botanic Avenue

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four Maurice McDaids out of five.

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Bon appetit!

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There you are, love.

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So where did you meet?

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-In a youth hostel.

-They take your kidneys out!

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# Happiness, happiness

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# The greatest gift that I possess... #

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-You know we were in Australia...

-A very dangerous place, Australia.

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One minute you're relaxing with a beer in the sun,

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the next a spider crawls into your bum and it's all over.

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We travelled everywhere together after that. Hawaii.

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-A big crystal-meth problem there.

-South America.

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They have a fish that can swim up your pie hole and...

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..I'm not sure what it does then.

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-Where else?

-Southeast Asia.

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Not worried about earthquakes?

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Oh! Imagine being hit by a 300-foot salami.

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Are you thinking of a tsunami, Pam?

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Oh! What am I like?!

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That's very morbid talk, love. We're trying to eat our dinner here.

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Sorry, Bobby.

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Yeah!

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Hello there and welcome back to A Wander Wi' Willie.

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I'm just watching a spot of, ooh, wife carrying.

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A sporting event invented in Cuba, just outside, ooh, Muff.

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Today I'm at the International Moor Town Annual Musical Sports Day Weekly Boxing Match.

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Let's go and have a wee, ooh, look around.

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It looks like I'm in time for the high man fling.

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So, Angela, tell us about this here controversial, ooh, sport.

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Well, Willie,

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it is an age-old tournament and a way of keeping order in this here town.

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One man grabs the ankles of another man

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and sees how far he can fling...

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that other man.

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Me and my husband have been doing it together for years.

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-Would you like a turn, Willie?

-Yep.

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Well, there you have it!

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What a day we've had at the International Moor Town

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Annual Musical Sports Day Weekly Boxing Match.

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Join me next week, when I'll be trying to break a record

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for fiddling without using my hands.

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Are you ready, Willie?

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What a lovely boy!

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What about our golfers? How good is that?

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It is incredible. It really is.

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It is great to see Northern Irish people

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propelling golf balls on the telly and not being water cannoned for it!

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Our superpower status for golf started with Graeme McDowell,

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or G-Mac as some people call him.

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G-Mac, it sounds like a burger.

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I like him but what is going on with that transatlantic accent? Huh?

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(AMERICAN/IRISH ACCENT) It was very special out there, you know?

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What about this golf course?

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It's in great shape, so it is!

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He sounds like the love child of May McFettridge and Stephen Hawking.

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Those are two names you'll never hear in the same sentence again!

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But I do, I love my fellow Tyrone man, Darren Clarke.

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I love him. He is such a legend. He really is.

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All the rest of these golfers come out

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and they are muscley and athletic

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and there is Darren coming out

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like he just stepped off a ride-on lawnmower eating a bag of crisps.

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I really loved it in the last few rounds of the British Open.

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Everybody around the world was bricking themselves for them.

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Hold it together, Darren. Just hold it together, man.

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You can do this. You can do this.

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You have waited 20 years for this, man. You can do it!

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And there is Darren, cool as a cucumber,

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having a wee cheeky fag around the 17th.

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Anybody going for a pint after this? Anybody hungry?

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I could murder a G-Mac right now!

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APPLAUSE

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-Hi.

-Good morning, Julie.

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BANG

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-Watch where you're parking your car, Albert Dumble Dick!

-Sorry, Barry.

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What you got this morning?

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Sandwich. Apple.

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Twix! Nice!

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-But Barry, I...

-What?

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See you later, Jean-Claude Van Dick!

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Julie! Hiya, Julie!

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Balls! Grow some balls!

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Oh, it's you. What do you want?

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The same thing I always want - for you to grow a pair.

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-He is my supervisor.

-His big balls just eclipsed your small balls.

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-What can I do?

-You can spud up, son.

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-But...

-Conquer his conkers!

-I...

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-Wee in his petrol tank.

-What?

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Put your wobbler into his petrol cap and let nature take its course.

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Unless, maybe, Julie likes eunuchs.

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She might be into the meat-and-no-veg look.

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-All right, then. Keep a look out, Balls Fairy.

-Beautiful!

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See what happens when you grow some balls?

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ZIP!

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Aaargh!

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I don't know. I give up. I give up! Balls!

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Do something, numb nuts!

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Sweet balls of Jericho!

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These people live off personal injury claims.

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Some people go to work every day.

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By playing out real claim set-ups 100% for real,

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we will show you the insider tricks of the trade

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so you don't make the same mistake.

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This is The Real Claim, so it is.

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Shopping centres are a popular place to hang out with friends, or pick up a present,

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but if you were to shatter your pelvis, they'd throw money at you

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just to get you out of the door.

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Notice how we take up strategic position, except gentleman Jim,

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who is banned from this particular shopping centre.

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Phase 1 - the spill.

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First Pam buys an ice cream.

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Notice Pam has bought a cone and not a tub.

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That way the spill is more believable.

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Phase 2 - the bump.

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While Pam carries her ice cream to the top of the escalator,

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fat Alan creates a crafty diversion.

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The ice cream is on the floor. The claim is on.

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If fat Alan hits the ice cream splash at the right pace,

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he could clear the guard-rail by several feet.

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And there you have it.

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One massive injury, a beautifully crafted claim,

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and a shopping centre none the wiser.

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All in, the claim made Alan a cool nine grand.

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He broke his femur in two places and sustained a fractured skull.

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It could have been much, much better.

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Of course, we can't talk about golf without talking about our Rory.

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-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-Yeah. Brilliant.

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What a legend! He went to America an 11-year-old cub

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and comes back a man with more money than Greece owes the IMF.

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On him, like. Just cash, like.

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Everywhere else, they call their sports people by their surnames -

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Nadal, Beckham, Schumacher -

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but here we call them by their first name, like they're family.

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Ah, didn't our wee Rory do well? Didn't he do well? It was great!

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Here, do you remember him on The Kelly Show?

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Do you remember him? He was great then and he is great now.

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And tonight's main headlines again.

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Four dead in an armed robbery.

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And Portrush burger named after Graeme McDowell.

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RAP MUSIC PLAYS

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Hiya! I've been watching you two.

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Aren't you Rory McIlroy?

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He is one of the best golfers in the world. You're a millionaire!

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Multi-millionaire.

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Anyway, I find your wife fascinating.

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SPECTATORS CHEER SHOT

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Thanks.

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OK. How about this?

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I give you 1 million...

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..for a night...

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with your wife.

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SPECTATORS CHEER SHOT

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What?

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I've got four friends in my hotel room

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and she looks like she could handle two of them.

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I will just leave it with you. I'll be over there eating my float

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with fizzy cola bottles and Wham bar.

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Just leave it with you!

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Wait, Richard. Let's think about this.

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# Come on!

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# Let's talk about sex, baby Let's talk you about you and me

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# Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be

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# Let's talk about sex

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# Let's talk about sex... #

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So!

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Rory McIlroy, we have decided to accept your indecent proposal.

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Sweet!

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If anything happens to her, I swear I will...

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I've been doing this for years

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and the worst thing that's happened is a badly staved thumb.

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SPECTATORS CHANT: Rory! Rory! Rory!

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You're really good at this.

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# I'm forever blowing bubbles... #

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In the hierarchy of the home,

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the room with the Jacuzzi is king.

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And this wonderful bathroom welcomes us in

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with a bright, chrome smile,

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as if to say, "Hello there, you dirty boy.

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"Take off your clothes and lather up."

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And what could be nicer than standing bottomless in the Jacuzzi bath,

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bubbles bouncing off your bum and boyo

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as a baffled Bobby Ball

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battles the brassiere off a busty brunette in the box room?

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Beautiful!

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Talking about superstars,

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we've got our own home-grown superstars,

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you know, Van Morrison, Liam Neeson...

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..Hugo Duncan...

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And of course, we can't talk about Northern Irish superstars

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without mentioning George Best.

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Huh? What a legend? An absolute legend. Incredible.

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So much talent, but I bet you didn't know this.

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He had his own TV show in the '70s.

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He did.

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He actually had his own TV cop show.

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It was like a Shaft or Fall Guy type of thing, you know?

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Solving crime. I'm being totally serious.

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I am being 100% serious here.

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He did. The BBC have a couple of tapes in their library

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and we managed to get one.

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We did. Would you like to see one?

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AUDIENCE: YES!

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OK, ladies and gentlemen. This is an exclusive first-time viewing of The George Best Mysteries.

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Enjoy!

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PHONE RINGS

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LAUGHTER

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Hello?

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Ah, Gerry. What about you?

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Murder?

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Eggs for breakfast!

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I'll be right there.

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Where are you going, Georgie?

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Another woman has been found murdered down the docks, you know?

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Oh, be careful, Georgie.

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I'll do my best.

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# When I saw you you looked like a diamond

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# As you played in the dust and the grime

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# Just a boy from the country of Ireland

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# And I knew I could make you shine

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# Cos you move like a downtown dancer

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# With your hair hung down like a mane

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# And your feet playing tricks like a juggler

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# As you weave to the sound of your name

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# Georgie, Georgie,

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# They call you the Belfast boy

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# Georgie, Georgie

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# They call you the Belfast boy

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# Georgie, Georgie, keep your feet on the ground

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# Georgie, Georgie, will you listen to the sound?

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# Georgie, Georgie, put a light on your name

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# Yeah, yeah, yeah, play the game. #

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No, thanks.

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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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Well, well, well!

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If it isn't the Belfast Boy.

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Slack Alison, should have known.

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Ah, ah, ah!

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Too late, George. Game over!

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It's Mr Chips!

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It is good, but it's not right.

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It's injury time.

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Catch it, Pat!

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Ah, no!

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ALARM BEEPS

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-The balls!

-What about them?

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The bomb is in a ball.

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-Which one?

-I don't know. You tell me.

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Eggs for breakfast.

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Hurry, big Pat, hurry! Untie me!

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Faster, George, faster!

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We're running out of time!

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Kick the balls out the door, George.

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Aye. Yeah.

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BANG!

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# Georgie, Georgie... #

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Oh, George!

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Nice job, Georgie.

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# ..They call you the Belfast joy

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# They say Georgie, Georgie... #

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-Don't you worry, Georgie, I'll fix it.

-I just love screwing, Gerry.

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You did it again, Georgie.

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You're the best!

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My name has been Diarmuid Corr. You have been great. Good night!

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Aitchoo!

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Balls fair?

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Eoghan Quigg has been spotted in Barry's.

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The Twilight Saga.

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I decided to cut me own arm off.

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For you, only the best.

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SPECTATORS CHEER SHOT

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