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We're here! We're here!

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She's having it! She's having it!

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Right away! Emergency!

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-She's in the front.

-Come on, love. You'll be all right, love.

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Oh... That was very close.

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Look at the state of that.

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-Oh! Are you all right, Frank?

-I'm feeling a bit dicky myself.

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-Ah, Mr Spencer, how are you feeling now?

-I'm much better, thank you.

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Good. Now, would you move your car? It's in a private parking space.

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Yes. Yes, of course. ..Are you doing anything?

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-What do you want?

-I wondered if you'd sit beside me in the car.

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Do me a favour.

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-I beg your pardon?

-It won't take long.

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I can't do it on my own, see.

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Men!

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You never stop thinking about it!

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And to think I used to regret staying single! Sometimes you realise just how lucky you are.

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-Why? What's up?

-That man out there. His wife is a sweet young thing expecting her first baby.

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-And he wanted me to...to go outside with him!

-He didn't?!

-Yes!

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He's still examining her.

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I suppose if she has it, she'll be in here a few days, won't she?

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I won't know what to do with myself.

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-Are you doing anything for a few minutes?

-I'm married!

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-So am I!

-Do you want me to call the matron?

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I don't care. Anyone will do!

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Get out! Get out and go and move your car!

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I can't! I haven't passed my test. That's why I want someone with me.

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Shouting at me... I'm on the National Health!

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-Oh, Doctor! When's the baby coming?

-In about eight days! It's cramp!

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-Is that all?

-Yes! I'm annoyed.

-It's not her fault!

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With YOU, man! I will not have the hospital continually disrupted!

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This is the fifth time this week!

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Two of those were trial runs. I wanted to see how long it would take me.

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Can't you tell cramp from labour pains?

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Well, I got confused.

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The cat's expecting as well.

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I know it doesn't mean a lot to you, but I don't know what to do.

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That's quite clear. Take your wife home and we'll get back to order!

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-Here! Dr Boil!

-Boyde!

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Dr Boyde. Could I have a word with Dr Stratton while I'm here?

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No, he's gone fishing. He'll be here next week. Don't worry.

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-I should have news about Cleopatra by then.

-I thought it was Betty.

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That's my cat.

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Oh, God! Please, don't let me be here when he comes again!

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Please, don't let me be here!

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I always park here! Can't that damn fool read?

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-His wife was just about to have a baby.

-He's been here five times! How many babies is she having?

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-Take it easy, take it easy.

-Yes.

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-Excuse me. Would that be your vehicle?

-Yes.

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Would you mind moving it, please? I can't get mine out. ..Thank you.

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That was all your fault! You shouldn't have been so...

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Oh. Beg your pardon, Lord Vincent.

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Nasty.

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-Oh...

-Betty, we'd better sit near the door, just in case.

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-In case of what?

-In case we have to leave in a hurry.

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It's not due for another week.

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-You can't be sure about these things.

-If the doctor says it's due next Friday, it's due next Friday.

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I know you're a bit nervy. I'll make you a cup of tea.

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I just wish people would stop fussing over me.

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I can't help it. I'm very worried about my hereditary tendencies.

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These things run in the family.

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-What things?

-The Spencers haven't been on time for five generations.

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I'm from a long line of early babies.

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My grandfather was early, mother... I was very immature myself.

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-Didn't you get to the hospital?

-Not until the evening.

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My mother had me in the afternoon.

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She was at the pictures watching a John Wayne film.

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-What happened?

-I don't remember.

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I think he got killed in the end.

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What happened when you were born?

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-The manager came round with a hosepipe.

-A hosepipe?!

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He thought the place was on fire.

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The whole thing was badly handled. The projectionist sounded the alarm.

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Luckily, the ice cream lady knew a bit of first aid.

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-It must have been awful, Frank.

-Yes, it was.

-But now the doctors know more about it.

-Yes.

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But it leaves you worrying, Betty.

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I'll go and wet the tea for you.

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-You must stop worrying, Frank.

-You call out if you need me.

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Frank!

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-TEAPOT SMASHES

-What do you want?!

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No sugar for me.

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-No sugar?

-No.

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-Betty?

-Hm?

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Have we got another teapot?

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Oh, honestly, Frank! It's one thing after another!

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-You shouted at me. Sit down.

-What are we going to do?!

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I don't know. ..Yes, I do.

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We'll just have to have coffee.

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Oh, Frank, I'm sorry. I get so depressed.

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It's worrying about the baby.

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You mustn't. It's the best hospital the National Health could buy.

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I want nothing but the best for you, Betty.

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You've been very good to me, Frank.

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You've been very good to me, too.

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-Oh, that'll be Dr Smedley.

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-He said he might pop in.

-Good. He can have a look at my rash.

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Frank! He's calling as a friend. I must make myself presentable.

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Yes, go on.

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-Good morning.

-Good morning.

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-I thought I'd look in to see how things were.

-She's not too good.

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-She keeps crying.

-I told you to expect that. She's emotional.

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-I haven't been too well myself.

-Your old trouble?

-Yes. I think all the worrying brought it on.

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-In your case, anything brings it on.

-Hello, Doctor. Nice of you to call.

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-I just wanted to see how you were.

-Oh, fine.

-All the arrangements are made.

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There is one thing. Frank wants to be there when I have our baby.

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Do you think that's wise?

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-We can't be separated. It's our big day. We've been looking forward to it, haven't we?

-Mm.

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-I would like him to be there.

-Oh, very well.

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-Could you stay for some tea?

-Coffee.

-Well, just a quick cup.

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-Oh, I'd like to show you something.

-Frank, no! I told you not to.

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Not that, it's something else.

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Oh!

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That's my bell! It's my early warning system.

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If she gets her contractions, I can hear her. Even from the garden.

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-Yes, I can quite believe it(!) Is that it?

-No, something else.

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-This is just in case they get the babies mixed up at the hospital.

-They won't. Be certain...

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When I was born, my father took me back twice before he knew who I was.

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They can tie these to the baby's legs.

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"This belongs to FW Spencer. Medium size, do not boil."

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My mother made them years ago for my gym vests.

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-Here we are.

-After your coffee, could you run me to church?

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-Oh, very well.

-I haven't been to confession today. Father O'Hara might worry about me.

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-Dr Smedley, I wondered what your first name was.

-Does it matter?

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It's the baby, you see. She wanted to call him after me, but one Frank was enough.

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-More than enough.

-And I don't want to call him after relations because it could cause jealousy.

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So I thought we might name him after a friend.

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But we don't have too many friends.

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Well, the milkman comes in sometimes for a little chat,

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but I don't really want to call him after him. People might talk.

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Well? You're a sort of friend of the family, aren't you?

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Oh, I see. My name.

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-Well, my father was a seafaring man. Ship's surgeon, you know.

-Nice.

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I was called after a famous British admiral. There it is on my case. HSS.

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Not Hornblower?

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No! Horatio.

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Horatio...

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Spencer.

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Hmm!

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What's your middle name?

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Sidney.

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Well...

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Yes...

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We'll let you know, then.

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Oh, here's the church.

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The Immaculate Conception.

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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

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-It is 48 hours since my last confession.

-24.

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Are you sure?

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Quite sure.

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-I don't usually come on Wednesday, cos it's closed.

-The House of God is never closed.

-The fish shop is.

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-I usually pop in here after I've done my shopping, but...

-Yesterday was Thursday.

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Oh, yes. By the way, who does your cleaning?

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-I beg your pardon.

-Sweeping up the church. Is it Miss O'Connor?

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-Well, yes, my housekeeper does... Does this have any bearing on your presence here?

-Not really.

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-I just wondered if she'd come across any haddock.

-Haddock?!

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Only, on Tuesday when I was in here, my bag broke. When I got home, I was a couple short.

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Mr Spencer, will you kindly remember to leave your shopping outside the confessional?

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It gets rather hot in here.

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-People have noticed a rather strange smell.

-Oh, she did find it, then?

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Please remember where you are.

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-I'm sorry, Father.

-Now, have you something to tell me?

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-Well, you know all the sins I told you about yesterday?

-Yes, my son.

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Well, I done them again today.

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Plus, three new ones.

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Two about you-know-who and one impure thought about Miss O'Connor.

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What?!

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About my housekeeper?

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I couldn't help it, Father.

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-I'm very disappointed in you.

-I have tried.

-He who thinks evil is as bad as he who does it.

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Mm. Not quite as bad, though, eh?

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Quite as bad.

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-Worse.

-Well, I know envy is a sin...

-Is it Mr Smith again?

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Mm. I can't help it. It's just that I can't get any money

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-and I can't stop these wicked thoughts. I've tried the football pools.

-Greed, my son.

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Yes, I know, but it's not just for me, it's for Betty. She's never had a fur coat.

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It makes me feel a failure. Mrs Smith, she's got everything.

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I think that's all.

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-For these and my other sins, which I cannot now remember, I am truly sorry.

-Isn't there something else?

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-I don't think so.

-Something you've forgotten to tell me.

-About what?

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About my housekeeper, Mr Spencer.

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You had an impure thought.

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I'd rather not talk about that.

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-You must.

-Well...

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I thought she'd pinched my haddock.

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Mr Spencer!

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In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

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-Te absolvo.

-Thank you.

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-Say three Hail Marys and four Our Fathers.

-Oh! That's a bit harsh!

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-Father?

-Yes, Mr Spencer?

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-I did want a word about my baby, about the christening.

-Oh, yes.

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Do you know when?

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-As soon as possible. Time is of the essence.

-You've decided on a name?

-No, that's another problem.

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I don't really wanna call him Frank or Horatio.

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Why not choose a saint's name? Peter, Paul, Matthew, Mark?

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-Catherine, Cecilia...

-You can't call your son Catherine Cecilia.

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-When I said a boy, that was wishful thinking.

-You don't have a son?

-No.

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-You have a daughter?

-I'm not sure.

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-You must know if it's a boy or a girl!

-We have to wait.

-What for?

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Until the baby's born.

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Your baby isn't born yet?! Why waste my time?

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-It's enough to try the patience of a saint.

-I can see you're tired.

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I'll leave you on your own with your own private thoughts.

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-I may not be in tomorrow if the baby's born.

-Good, good.

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But if nothing happens, I'll see you, same time, same place.

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-Heaven forbid!

-Say one for me!

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Frank, it won't get any smaller, just because you keep looking at it.

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It's gone all the way round the back now.

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My mother said that if both ends join up, you drop down dead.

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That's an old wives' tale. A rash won't kill you. It's the worry that brought it on.

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-You had one before our wedding.

-Yes, I did. I'd a lot of worry then.

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Don't start any serial stories.

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Not with the baby.

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Anyway, everything's under control.

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You've been wonderful, Frank.

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I don't know how I could have managed it without you.

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Well, you couldn't, could you?

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No, I mean the way you've looked after me and kept the place tidy.

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I've just done my best, that's all.

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My mother always said,

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"If you do your..."

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What is it, Frank?

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I was just thinking about my mother.

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If she was here, she'd be a grandmother, wouldn't she?

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That would have been nice.

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If it's a girl, we'll name it after her.

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I never really thought about it being a girl.

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Dr Smedley's an Horatio Sidney.

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-I don't really care for that!

-No.

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I think his father had a thing about sailors.

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-Oh...

-You feeling tired now? You'd better get your head down.

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Come on. That's it. And don't worry.

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You've another eight days yet.

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If anything does happen, I've got my routine written out. All done.

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There is nothing to worry about. I'm in charge. Right.

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-Good night, Frank.

-Night now.

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Dr Boyde, you made it a long day.

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Yes. And do you know why?

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They want me to bring my holiday forward a week, starting tomorrow.

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Don't you mind?

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Mind? You must be joking!

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The next time Mr Spencer comes in with one of his false alarms,

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I won't be here!

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I won't be here! Oh, happy day!

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Oh, happy, happy day!

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Oh... Frank?

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Wake up.

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Frank! Please, wake up.

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-Another half an hour, Betty...

-Oh, no!

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-Betty! What..? It's gonna happen...? It's not?

-It is!

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-Not now?

-It is.

-Oh, my God!

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-Have you got them?

-I don't know...

-Get out of bed!

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No, don't get out of bed. Stay.

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First, I'll get my routine.

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Number one - get out of bed!

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Not you, not you!

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I'm out of bed. Two - get dressed. Dressed, Frank! Where's my things?

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I don't know where my things are! Where's my trousers?

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-You pressed them.

-I couldn't. The iron blew up!

-Under the mattress.

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Under the mattress? ..They're not.

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Where did you...? I've got 'em!

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-What do I do? I don't know what to do!

-What did you do yesterday? We've done it time and time again!

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I've never done it at night!

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-Here's my jacket.

-Ohhh...!

-Oh! Was that one of them?

-Mmm!

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My routine... One, two, three - count the contractions.

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-How many have you had?

-I don't know. Every few minutes.

-Not good enough.

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I've got to have ultra-preciseness! Time them for me! Time them!

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-One, two, three, four...

-Come on, count!

-I am.

-What time is it?

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-Half past two.

-Half past two?! The hospital will be closed!

-Oh, Frank! They don't close!

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Get out of bed! No, wait. I'll telephone. Stay there. Don't move.

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-Betty, what's the hospital?

-The number's on the pad!

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-Where's the pad?

-In the kitchen!

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-I know where that is!

-Hurry, Frank! Oooooh!

-Oh!

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Telephone!

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Get off of me!

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DOG BARKS

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Get off there! Don't you do that!

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Get off! Tell me! Where's the pad?

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I've got it!

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Ooh!

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Yes, all right. I'll tell him.

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-Oh, Dr Boyde?

-Hm?

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I've an odd message. Does the name Spencer mean anything to you?

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It's all right, Betty. Everything's under control. Give me the case.

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Take deep breaths, keep your legs together.

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The door! Where's the key?

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The key? Where is the key? I put it in the potting shed!

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-Why?

-I didn't want burglars!

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-Well, how did YOU get in?

-I got in... The kitchen! The back door!

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Keep your tummy out, knees together.

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-Deep breaths.

-Where's the back door key?

-It's...

-Where did you put it?

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-I put it somewhere for safety.

-Where?

-I hid it.

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-Where have you put it?

-In the tea caddy.

-Where's that?

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I threw it out the window.

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Why?!

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There was a dog doing a whoopsie on the dahlias.

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We'll have to have our baby here!

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No, you won't! Think! Think! What am I going to do?

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-The window!

-No! ..The window!

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Come on. I'll give you a leg up.

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-Not me! You go out!

-Me, yes.

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It's a good job I was here or you'd never have got to hospital at all!

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What IS the matter? You've delivered a baby before.

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Not his! Something's going to go wrong. I have this feeling of doom!

0:24:270:24:34

- He should be here by now. - 2.45! It's another false alarm.

0:24:340:24:39

Or another trial run - by moonlight!

0:24:390:24:42

Well, it's not happening again. I'll transfer him to another hospital.

0:24:420:24:48

You can't - he's not a patient.

0:24:480:24:51

-Well, he WILL be!

-She's had five in the car!

-Five?!

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Contractions! Come on, quick!

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Call Dr Stratton! Hurry, girl! Quick!

0:24:590:25:03

-He's still on leave.

-What?!

0:25:030:25:06

-I was supposed to have him here! He's booked!

-Call somebody else!

0:25:060:25:11

No, don't panic. I'm here with you.

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-You are not!

-I am! He said I could be here.

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-Stratton's not here. I am!

-It's in my contract! No me, no baby.

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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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-Gentlemen, look!

-Betty!

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-I told you to wait!

-..Have you got one?

0:25:280:25:32

-Yes, Sir John Gifford.

-Sir John! Right, get me an anaesthetist.

0:25:320:25:37

-Call Sister Jones or scrub up yourself!

-I'd better scrub up, too.

0:25:370:25:42

What?!

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-Get your clothes on, man!

-I've got to be there for the operation.

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I've got smuts all over me from outside.

0:25:490:25:53

-You are NOT going in there!

-I want Frank!

-I'm here, Betty.

0:25:530:25:58

I want Frank to be with me.

0:25:580:26:01

-There.

-Very well, Mrs Spencer. If you want. Take her upstairs.

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-This is the real thing, isn't it?

-Yes.

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Come on.

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Mr Spencer, come back...!

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No, I don't want to miss anything.

0:26:250:26:27

-Are you the one that's doing it?

-Don't touch me, you fool! Take that mask off!

0:26:270:26:34

You!

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-Sir John, this is the patient's husband.

-My car!

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I'm sorry about that.

0:26:410:26:44

-You can borrow mine while I'm in here for a couple of days.

-Get out!

0:26:440:26:49

-I'll see you later.

-What's he talking about?

-Attending the delivery. I couldn't put him off.

0:26:490:26:56

Keep him out of MY way. You're responsible for him. My God, my beautiful car!

0:26:560:27:03

All right, Mrs Spencer. You're doing fine.

0:27:060:27:10

-He's very good.

-Just a few more minutes.

-He knows what he's doing.

0:27:100:27:15

-Shut up!

-What?

-Not you, sir.

0:27:150:27:18

-Keep your mind on the job.

-Yes, keep the talking down.

-Oh...

0:27:180:27:22

-What's he doing now?

-If you stood a bit nearer, you'd be able to see!

0:27:260:27:31

-Would you like your husband to hold you?

-Mm.

-Go on, go on.

0:27:310:27:36

Not her leg, you fool!

0:27:360:27:38

Bear down, Mrs Spencer. Bear down.

0:27:390:27:41

Well, give her some encouragement!

0:27:410:27:44

-You told me not to talk!

-Say something now!

0:27:440:27:49

-Shall I hold your hand, Betty?

-Mm.

0:27:490:27:51

-That's it.

-Get closer. She won't bite you.

-Right.

0:27:510:27:56

-Would you like to talk?

-Of course not!

-One more effort, Mrs Spencer.

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That's right. Push down. Push down.

0:28:010:28:05

Push down, Betty! Push down!

0:28:050:28:08

One last effort!

0:28:080:28:10

That's it! That's it! It's coming! It's coming, Betty!

0:28:100:28:15

-Go on!

-I can see it's coming! Let go of my arm!

-Keep pushing!

0:28:150:28:22

That's it! Keep pushing, Betty! Don't give up now, Betty!

0:28:220:28:27

Look! Look! It's got the Spencer nose!

0:28:270:28:31

-Look at my nose!

-Will you get out of my way?!

0:28:310:28:36

-But look at that nose! And it's got hair, beautiful hair.

-Stand back.

0:28:360:28:41

Oh, look at that!

0:28:410:28:44

It's a big one, isn't it?

0:28:440:28:46

Look, Betty! Look what a big one it is!

0:28:460:28:51

Oh, Betty!

0:28:510:28:53

It's a boy! I've got a boy!

0:28:530:28:56

It's a GIRL, Mr Spencer!

0:28:560:28:58

Well, what's that, then?

0:29:020:29:04

That is the umbilical cord!

0:29:040:29:08

Ooh, I say! It was going on and on.

0:29:080:29:12

Well, Mrs Spencer...

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We've done it, Betty!

0:29:140:29:17

Mrs Spencer, you have a daughter.

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I've got a daughter.

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I'm a success.

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