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This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:02 | 0:00:10 | |
When you arrive, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
know the name and position of the person you are to meet. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Hello, can I help you? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
I don't know the name or the position | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
of the person I'm about to meet. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Would you like to take a seat? We won't keep you long. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# There she was singing do wah diddy diddy | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
Hello, Rosemary, this is Olga. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
There's a lunatic with a crossbow in reception. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
I could fire an arrow into your back from here if I wanted, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
but I'm not going to. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Mr Howard's secretary will be down in a minute. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Is she as charmless as you? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
-Sorry to have kept you waiting. -Fuck me, you were quick. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Or did I nod off? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Would you like to come this way? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Right, lead the way, sugar tits! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
If it is the secretary, let her go first into the elevator, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
open doors for her, be pleasant but not over friendly. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Oi, do you like my crossbow? Do you hear me? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Do you like my crossbow? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
I hope you didn't have trouble finding us here. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Don't you eyeball me, sweetheart. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Which way do we go? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
It's this way. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Why are you walking like that? Do you need a crap or something? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Notice that there's a nameplate on the door. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Sometimes it will indicate his rank and position. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
What does the WJ stand for? Wank Joist? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Here's your visitor, Mr Howard. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
On entering the office, watch his hand. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Handshaking is not so common as in other countries. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Good morning. I hope you had a good journey. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
You have lovely soft hands, like my probation officer. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Do not smoke unless he invites you to or you're desperate for one. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Then ask if you may. Do not take it for granted. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Do you smoke? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
A bit of spice at the weekend, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
you know, just to get off me tits. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Only use first names if he does. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
The use of last names is customary. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
It's an absolute honour to meet you, Mr Wank Joist. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
We are interested in this proposition of yours, | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
but tell me more. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I've just got this old johnny machine in the garage | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
that I thought you might fancy having. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
It's got all different johnnies in there, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
like flavoured johnnies, studded johnnies, textured johnnies, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
and I thought you might like that, you old pervert! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
The ones that light up, pleasure shaped, coloured, double ribbed | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
and my personal favourite, a kiss of mint. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
So what you say, Wank Joist? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Right. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Well, get your people to telex the details, will you? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Why don't I just leave it with that charmless cow in reception? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
Make certain that he knows your name and how to pronounce it correctly. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
It's Joe Wilkinson. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Wilkinson? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I'm very glad to have met you, Mr, um...? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Wilkinson. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
W-I-L-K-I-N-S-O-N. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Wilkinson. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
Well, goodbye. My secretary will see you to the lift. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Wilkinson! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Wilkinson, cloth ears! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Bloody Wilkinson! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 |