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DISCO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
-HECKLER: -Up yours, Bates! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Well, hello and welcome to... | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
-Oi, Bates! -Thank you! -You look like a coach driver! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Thank you and welcome to Romeo and Juliet's here in Doncaster | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
for the Yorkshire Television final of the | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Disco Dancing Championships. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Oh, dear! Looks like a fight's broken out. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Never mind! Let's plough on. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
We've got an amazing half hour for you. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
We've got 12 idiots, all of whom are aching to get into our final, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
into our final, which happens, of course, in October. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
We have the exciting sounds of Mike Moran... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
You tell her, go on, Sue! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
And let's get right into it and meet the first of our contestants, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
because we've got 12 of them and some of these northerners | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
can really move. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
And here's the first one. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
This is Albert Tatlock from Yorkshire. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
And he likes to disco dance to the shipping forecast. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Becoming variable, three or less. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Fair, moderate or good. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
North at zero, south at zero. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Variable, becoming south, three or four, showers... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
And here comes Leon Niblock, he's from Hebden Bridge. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
He's 22 years old and he loves to groove to the sound | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
of a fax machine. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
BEEPING | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
And now from Scarborough we have James Knees, and he'll only jive | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
to the sounds of someone rifling through their cutlery drawer. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
CLANKING OF CUTLERY | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
And from Cleethorpes, it's Howard Belfry | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
dancing to a sex education documentary. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
The penis, now stiff, hard and erect, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
may be twice as large or more than it was when unexcited... | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
Take the gloves off, mate! You're not a snooker referee! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
And finally, and definitely least, it's Mike Belgrave from Yorkshire, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
and he loves to groove to the smooth sounds of a key being cut. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:20 | |
WHIRRING OF MACHINERY | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
How do you sleep at night? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Now the moment has come, the judges have worked out | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
it's 12 down to six. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Only five turned up, you prick! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Here are the six. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Not again! OK! There's... | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Um, I'm not getting paid enough for this. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
I don't have to put up with this bullshit. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
I'm actually really glad this place is being turned into | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
a Carphone Warehouse. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Northerners are scum! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Are your parents proud of you? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
They've never said so, have they?! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 |