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This is it. Royston Vasey. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
-These pictures don't do it justice. -They do not. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:10 | |
-That's before and this is after. -Aye. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
-Aye, aye. -What is it? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
You tell me. That's not meant to be there. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:26 | |
-Oh, aye. Well, it will have to go, Mr Wint. -I'm afraid it will, Mr Kidd. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:33 | |
-I shouldn't think it's a problem. -The locals are friendly enough. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Stop! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Stop! Stop! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Hey! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I've told you. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Bastard! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Good morning, Benjamin! -Mm. Oh! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-Morning, Auntie Val. -Did you sleep all right? -Yes, thanks. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
Any used tissues to dispose of? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-No! -How did you get on last night? Did you meet your friend? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
-No, I must have missed him. -COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
I was wondering if I might give him a ring, find out what happened. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
Of course you may. Relax and treat this place just like your own home. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:20 | |
Just one moment! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Go. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Morning, Mrs Levinson. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
I'm so glad I'm going away. It will be one big building site here soon. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:55 | |
-Gangs of navvies with their bums hanging out. -I know, Mrs Levinson! | 0:02:55 | 0:03:01 | |
I've cancelled the milk, the dog's offal and my tarot woman. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
She didn't know I was going away! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-No, Mrs Levinson. -But the chicken man is coming round on Friday. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
Don't you hate going away, Iris? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
There's so much you have to remember. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Jaeger suits, Gucci shoes, Chanel bag... | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
-Shall I put these knickers in to soak? -Do you know Antigua? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:29 | |
-Is he the chicken man? -No, Antigua, the place. Sapphire blue oceans, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:35 | |
cloudless skies... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-Do you travel, Iris? -We had a week booked in Kendal. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
The carpet warehouse keeps Eddie working like a black. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
We only manage six or seven times a year. I don't know how some people get by without a break. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:56 | |
-I'm all passion spent by the time Ricki Lake comes on. -Me and Ron take the dogs for a walk to unwind. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:03 | |
Taste's a very personal thing. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
I wouldn't stone-clad my house - it'd look like a white filling in a mouth of rotten teeth. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:13 | |
It's no wonder some people have to drink as much as they do. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
Be careful with my nightie. It cost more than you owe Kay's catalogue. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
Yes, Mrs Levinson. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-We've theen most of these! -Have we? -Yeah. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
Theen, theen, theen, theen, theen... Oh, I've not theen that. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:41 | |
Oh, I have. It's really good. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Ith it? How many killingth? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Seven. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-Oh, is that all?! -He kills one by gluttony, one by greedy, sexy, | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
ugly, sleepy... | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
dopey and bashful. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
It weren't that good. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I don't like Bradley Pitts, anyway. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
-No? -Too much acting. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
'Ere, look at these. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
-Yes?! -Oh! Sorry, love. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Are you open? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Yes! Can I help you at all? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
You can. I'm Mr Wint. This is Mr Kidd. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
-Are you local? -No. We're conducting a survey for PQ Construction. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
-We need to serve you with these papers. -Ooh! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
It's nothing to be concerned about. Just notification of a new road. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:48 | |
No road! Bad! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
This is a local shop for local people! There's nothing for you here! | 0:05:55 | 0:06:01 | |
Listen, love, we're a bit pushed. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-All you have to do is sign this and read the document. -Is that a crown you wear? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:11 | |
This? It's just my helmet! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
'elmet! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Yes. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
-Can I touch it? -Look, perhaps we could use your telephone? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
Tephelone? Em... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Tephelone... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Is this one? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
I have my mobile. It needs charging. Can you show me your points? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:37 | |
No, no! Please! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-Aaaah! -Hello? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:46 | |
-They're strangers! -Not local?! -He wears a crown and builds new road. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:52 | |
-Look, your wife is... -Local? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Overreacting. We just need you to look at these proposals. | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
We don't need a new road! We don't bother the outside world. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:06 | |
We don't want it bothering us. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
It'll be no bother. Just sign this and you'll never hear from us again. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
You're sure? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-Absolutely. -Besides, when the new road is laid, you'll be laughing. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:28 | |
Your shop will be full of people. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Hokey, cokey, pig-in-a-pokey. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Good morning, job-seekers! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Now, one of the best pens has gone missing. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Can I have it back, please? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Now, as you're aware, today we're looking at your career options. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
Some of you, like Ross, will want to follow your father's footsteps, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
but you can't sign on for ever. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
So we're looking at SALES jobs. Namely, how to sell this - | 0:08:08 | 0:08:14 | |
The Big Issue! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Now, for those of you not in the know, The Big Issue is a magazine. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
A bit like Bunty, but written by tramps. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Inside, it's got stories and poems and look, Mickey, love, pictures! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
-Yeah! -And you... -Pauline? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-It's for homeless people. -Mm. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-But we're unemployed. -That's right. And you can earn a bit of money by selling this to real people. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:45 | |
Oh, come off it! Being on the Dole doesn't mean we're stupid! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
Mickey, love, what is the capital of France? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
Wine! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Come on, Ross, on your feet. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
I need you for this exercise. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Now then, job-seekers, imagine if you can that we're standing on a very busy high street. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:15 | |
-I'm an attractive young housewife... -LAUGHTER | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
I want Ross here to sell me this. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
In your own time. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-Big Issue! -Oh, pathetic! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
"Big Issue"(!) Come on, Ross, I want to see you try! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Big Issue! Help the homeless! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-Ah, better, you see. Now he's got my interest. -It's only £1. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
Good! Watch how I'm starting to pity him. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Want a copy, then? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Ask me nicely. -Do you want a copy, madam? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
-Ask me more nicely. -There's no such thing! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
All right! It's for a good cause! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Beg me. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
What? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
You heard, Ross. Beg me. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-You need the money. Make me feel superior. -That's no reason. -Beg me. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
-This isn't... -Be a good doggie. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-You're... -Sing for your supper! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-This... -Beg, doggie, beg! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-Beg me, Ross! -NO!! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
No, I won't! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
What? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
I won't beg you, Pauline. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I see. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Sit down, please, Ross. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Well, take that, then! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-Do you want a go, love? -No! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Come on! We're in the high street, I'm a housewife. -Big Issue! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
-How much is it? -£1! -Have a fiver! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
You see, Ross?! Do you see how easy it is? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
It's as simple as Mickey. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Oh, you're nothing. Do you know that? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
You're worthless. Less than the (shit) on my shoes! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
I'm extending your Restart, then sending you on a whole series of meaningless courses! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:31 | |
Then you'll come back here and I'll re-Restart you! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
And the rest of you, buck your ideas up! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:40 | |
Knuckle down! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
And give me those pens back! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
I'll pay for them. Let me pay for them. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
It's not the money. Melody Maker, NME, that's £2.05, please, Les. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
Cheers. Ta-ra. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-What's Pop always saying? -Principles over pounds. -Yes. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:06 | |
There's a principle here. That's why I've got to say something. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:11 | |
Oh, I'm wiped out! I can't wait to get on that plane. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:25 | |
It must be hard for you living on that estate. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
Armies of young mums with eczema and pushchairs and the men - their tattooed arms look like Stilton! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:37 | |
-I'd be scared. -Well, we don't go out much. Ron prefers an early night. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:44 | |
-Oh, them's nice panties, Mrs L! -Thank you. Eddie got them in Paris. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:51 | |
-I won't get expensive briefs. -Treat yourself. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
I get through so many, Ron pulling at them with his big fingers! | 0:12:55 | 0:13:01 | |
-Really(?) Have you packed Eddie's toilet bag? -I wear nothing in bed. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
With Ron's libido, he's like a lad of 19 sometimes! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
I hope you buttoned his shirts. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
-Five, six times a night! -When we first married... | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
It's always been like that for us. It just gets better and better. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
-I do things that'd make a whore blush! -Eddie just wears trunks... -This way, that way. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:31 | |
Some of it barely legal. I think, "Will this pleasure never end?" | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
CAR HORN That'll be Barbara. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
I have to check in at the airport. We're flying club class. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:45 | |
That doesn't mean a free biscuit! Have a nice afternoon. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:50 | |
-I'll see you in a fortnight. -Bye! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Don't do anything I wouldn't do! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
That won't leave her many options. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
We prefer if you wait until after six o'clock. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
You see, road men, | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
this is a local shop. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
The strangers you'd bring would not understand us - | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
our customs, our local ways. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Not necessarily. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
He said I could touch his helmet! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
If I showed him my points. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Is this true, road man?! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-No! -Very well! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
You heard the man, Tubbs. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Get undressed! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Afternoon! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
-Hello! I see Fleur de Lis is closing down. -Oh, I know, I know. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:46 | |
-That's your council mates putting the rents up! -Our hands are tied! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
-What this town needs is investment, like that new road. -There might be some news next week. I can't say. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:59 | |
More than your job's worth, eh? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
-Have you got them? -Yep. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
-I forgot my brolly! -Right! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Just come in. Very fresh. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:36 | |
Usual arrangement? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
I don't see why not. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
The thing is, Hilary, | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
I know it's wrong. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
It just tastes so good. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
SHARPENS BLADES | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
A chain of newsagents built up from one shop. Five outlets and a booth at the war memorial! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:25 | |
-That didn't fall in Pop's lap! -All right, I made a mistake! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
Where am I? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it... Oh, not seen that. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
-Black and white?! -Oh. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Seen it, seen it, seen it... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
To be honest, I favour internal protection over towels, you know? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:49 | |
I mean, who wants a great big mattress between their legs all day? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
Just drop me off here, thanks. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
Have a nice day, then. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Mind how you go. Ta-ra! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
All right, Jacques? Come in. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Have you met my dad? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
-No. -Dad? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Dad! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Dad, this is Jacques. Jacques, this is my dad. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
-All right? Is this your pal the pop star? -Dad... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:30 | |
Won't be long. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
I'm in a band, yeah. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
It's a great life is rock 'n' roll. I expect our kid told you, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
I used to have a band of my own. Creme Brulee. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
-Had a good run. Did Eurovision. -Eurovision Song Contest(?) | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
Oh, yeah. Back in '81. Heats. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Same year as Bucks Fizz won. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I said to Jay Aston, "This is where you shit your pants, Jay." | 0:18:59 | 0:19:05 | |
Real good laugh. Right good sense of humour. What about that Gina G? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:13 | |
-Eh... -Rubbish. Ordinary. I says to our Tom, "It'll not win!" | 0:19:13 | 0:19:19 | |
In Eurovision, you've got to communicate. Look at the Israelis. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
Years in the wilderness, then all of a sudden - genius! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
-What's your instrument? -Mainly programming. Drum loops, rhythms. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:34 | |
I tell you who were good - Smokie! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
-Eh... -Fantastic songs. Well crafted. You should give them a listen. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:43 | |
The bassist runs a 16-track out by Castleford. I go over quite a bit. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:49 | |
-I've got a tape here of some of my songs, ballads mainly. Have a listen, if you like. -Well... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:58 | |
I'm sure I've got one left somewhere. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
-If there's owt on there you want, you can have it. -We don't do ballads. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:10 | |
Just take it. What harm can it do? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Let me know I haven't lost it yet. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
You can ask your record company boss if HE remembers Creme Brulee. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:26 | |
Everyone knew me round here. I'd walk in a urinal and heads would turn. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:32 | |
-See you later, Dad. -Yeah. -Nice to meet you, Mr McQueen. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
Good luck, son. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
God bless. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
It's a shit business. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
You'll find out. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Aaaaah! -Aaaaaah! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Look around you. What's Pop's formula, Rich? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
DPI equals SIN. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
DPI equals SIN - Determination plus Perspiration plus Inspiration equals Success In Newsagency. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:38 | |
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Who was the first to charge for cards in the window on a daily rate? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:45 | |
-Pop. -Who was the first to sell Ginster's Pasties in a newsagency? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
-Pop! -We owe him, Rich. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Now, are you going to tell him or am I? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:58 | |
Please, Al! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
It's your decision. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Guess who's here! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Where are my boys, eh? Where are my boys? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Come on, I take you both on, eh? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Hey, come here! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I got presents for the both of youse. Eh? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Eh? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-Thanks, Pop. -Ah, it's OK, it's OK. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
So, Al, how are you? The booth is doing good. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
-I drive past, there's a queue all the way to the Gents. -Doing good. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:38 | |
And the cold cabinet - cans, cartons? They're selling well? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
-I wasn't sure about these drinks. -No, they're doing fine, Pop. -Good. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
But I have good news for you, Richie. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
As you know, your brother Al has made a great success of his booth. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:59 | |
For many months I have searched for another site. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
It has always been Pop's ambition - a booth for each of my beautiful sons! | 0:23:03 | 0:23:10 | |
You know the key-cutting cubicle by the indoor market? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
Well, the lease come up in two month! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
It's perfect for you, Richie! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
There is room for a freezer unit, a chill cabinet and... we keep the key-cutting machine! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:35 | |
It could open up a whole new area for us! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
Not just keys - shoelaces, shoe polish, maybe one day we do repairs as well, eh? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:46 | |
Perhaps soon you be more successful than your brother! | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
-I even start you on the same wage. -Pop... -£3 an hour! What do you say? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:57 | |
Something happened yesterday morning, Pop, when I was looking after the booth for Al. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:08 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-What do you mean? -Rich was serving... | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Richie will tell me himself! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
Won't you, Richie? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
I wanna hear from your lip what happened. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
It was nothing really, Pop. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
Oh, "nothing really, Pop"? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Nothing really, Pop! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Then why are you shitting in your panties?! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
Why don't you tell me what this nothing was? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
Some boys came. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
To the booth. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
One of them asked for a Snapple. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
And I had to turn my back to... open the chiller. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:07 | |
And when I turned round again, they'd taken all the Maverick bars. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
How many? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Nine. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Nine... | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Nine, huh? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Nine Maverick bars. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
And you say this is nothing? Perhaps THIS is nothing, huh?! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
Why do you do this to me, Richie? Why do you do this to me? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:43 | |
All I want is to make you a man, a booth of your own! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
But how can I give it to you when you behave like a child?! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:52 | |
No, like a baby! It was a child that robbed you! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:57 | |
Look at my face! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Look what you made Pop do! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
You break my heart, Richie! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-You break my HEART! -Pop! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Rich really is sorry for what he did. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
Why don't we...go for a walk, eh? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
We go for a walk. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Me and you. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Maybe WE talk about the key-cutting cubicle, eh? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
You are my son. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
My only son. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Benjamin! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Did you pass a solid into the upstairs lavatory? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Benjamin? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
HORNS SOUND | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
No! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
What are you going to do?! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
Go! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
-Edward? -Don't worry, Tubbs! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
They won't get far! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
Hi, Martin, it's me. I've been trying to ring you all day. I'm stuck in this shithole. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:16 | |
I don't suppose things will get any worse. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:21 | |
Anyway, I'd better go. My uncle locks up the house at 8.15. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:26 | |
I'll call you tomorrow. Bye. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
'On the third stroke, it will be 8.15 precisely.' | 0:28:30 | 0:28:35 | |
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
Hello? | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
Subtitles by Greig Forbes, Subtext, for BBC Subtitling - 1999 | 0:29:20 | 0:29:25 |