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Hello, and welcome to the Sarah Millican Television Programme. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
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You may be surprised to know | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
I've got really broad tastes when it comes to TV. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Sometimes I'll be watching telly with my boyfriend and I'll say, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
"Do you fancy watching the adult channel?" | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
And his eyes light up and he says, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
"Yes, I do!" | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
Then I put BBC Four on. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
But the way we watch television, it's changing. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Don't you find every time you take something off series link, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
it's like a tiny death? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
I always say sorry when I delete something. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
"I'm sorry - I have to let you go." | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
"I thought you were going to get better." | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Because we all record things we think we SHOULD watch, don't we? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
That BBC Four documentary on the history of the egg whisk. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Or Alan Yentob's Weasels. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
But then Friends is on | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
and it's one you haven't seen... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
..this week. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
The Sky box is very much like the fridge, I think. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
"I'll probably just have a bowl of rocket. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
"Ooh! Custard doughnuts!" | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Talking of technology, 3-D telly will never take off. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
It's just showing off, isn't it? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
It's a cock-waving thing. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Actually, it's really good for cock-waving. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
You know, I love to travel to places I've never been before, | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
as long as it's via the Radio Times. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I love watching Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
It's where a young lad or lass go on their first holiday with friends | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
and their parents secretly follow them with a camera crew. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
It should be called Oh, Shit, Mam And Dad Are Over There. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
People sometimes think it's called Sun, Sea And Suspicious Parents | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
rather than Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
What, with the kids just on a lovely beach holiday? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
And the parents watching, saying, "I don't understand it. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
"He never swims like that at home." | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Some of the parents are disappointed in their children's behaviour. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
"That's terrible. I'm going to have to teach you how to do blow jobs." | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
If my mam and dad came on holiday to watch me, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
the voiceover would say... | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
"She's finished one book and is choosing between two others. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
"She's looked at the mini-bar, but it's Fruit & Nut, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
"and she's never really liked Fruit & Nut. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
"She's run downstairs for another toilet roll. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
"She's sucking the chocolate off the Fruit & Nut. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
"It's 4.30, so she's having a massive breakfast | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
"and is shoving pastries in her bag." | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
I went to Spain with my family when I was five, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
and I was heavily into counting at the time. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
I wandered around the topless beach, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
came back and told my mam I'd counted 93 boobs. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
And that's the story she always uses to tell any new boyfriend. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
I went to Paris recently, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
and me and my boyfriend decided to practise our French. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
We both have French GCSEs, so we were pretty confident. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
We went into a cafe. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Well, I say cafe, we went into McDonald's. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
(FRENCH ACCENT) McDonald's. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
And my fella placed the whole order in French. Wow. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
Then it all went tits-up | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
when he left the counter and said, "Danke schon!" | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I stay in hotels a lot when I'm on the road, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
and I always get confused by the towel thing. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
You know the towel thing? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
There's always a sign that says, "Help us protect the environment." | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I always just think, "Do I have to?" | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
I was just going to have a nap and then watch Pointless. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Do you want me to sort out your recycling? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
I will, cos I can, but I still don't really know where to put the cat shit. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
I just put it in with the meat, cos that's what it smells like. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
But the sign says, "If the towel is in the bath, change it. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
"If it's on the rail, use it again. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
"If it's on the floor, I'm a man." | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
And if it's wrapped around your body, keep your mouth shut. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
I don't like being disturbed in hotels, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
so I always put my Do Not Disturb sign up, | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
but sometimes there isn't one, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
so I make one. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
It's roughly torn from a sheet of my notepad | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
and I write on it, "Do not disturb." | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Then I draw some skulls and knives and a severed head. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Always works. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
They must walk past and think, "Clearly, she's already disturbed." | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I was watching the travel channel the other day. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
I saw a programme called Extreme Water Parks, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
and I thought, "Surely ALL water parks are extreme?" | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Otherwise, it's just a canal. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Or a bath. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
My friend is terrified of flying, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
so drinks a lot of red wine and takes Valium before the flight. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
To calm her down, I said, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
"You're more likely to be killed on the drive to the airport | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
"than on the plane itself." | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Then I thought, "Well, yes, that's true, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
"because she's full of red wine and Valium. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
"And she's driving." | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I think people who are scared of flying must be at their best if the shit does hit the fan. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
They'd quite happily die being right, wouldn't they? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
The plane is plummeting, everyone's screaming, | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
and they're going, "Thank you!" | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
I tell you what the best travel shows on television are - | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
anything by Michael Palin. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Did you see his latest one? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Michael Palin's Brazilian. I think that's what it's called. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
He's done so many travel programmes | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
that now at Heathrow Airport, there are three queues - | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
EU, non-EU | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
and Michael Palin. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Michael Palin must be sick of travelling now, mustn't he? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Do you think his next series, he'll just say, | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
"I've got me sandwiches. I'm just going to stay on the coach"? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Do you know what, maybe I'll just ask him myself | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
because he's here. Please welcome actor, writer, comedian, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
TV presenter and national treasure, Michael Palin. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Hello. Hello. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Now, you've been to... You've been round the world. You've been to Brazil, like we talked about. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
You've been to the North and South Pole, the Himalayas... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
What's the biggest Toblerone you've ever had? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Have you had one of the huge Toblerones? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
No, I haven't had one of the very big ones. Really? No. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
You should treat yourself. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
How big do they get? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
About that. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
I mean...so I've heard. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Yeah. Is that when it's fully...? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
That's the...? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
You mean when it's not on the slack? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
An aroused Toblerone. That's an awful thought! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Pretty awesome thought. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Now, you're one of the world's most intrepid travellers. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
What I would like to ask you most | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
is... I know it's going to be rude. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
You don't know that. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Is it true you can't go to the toilet on a train when it's in the station? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, you can, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
but it just lies there on Platform 3 for a while. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
It's not very nice for the people about to get on the train. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
I'm not bothered. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
How would they know it was me? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
It's not like anybody's on the platform, going, "Eugh!" | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Or maybe they are. I don't know. You're a celebrity now. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
They probably... No, I won't get into this. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
I'm not at that level, where somebody would put one of mine on eBay, though. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
I think they'd do that with one of yours. Oh, gosh. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
That's why somebody's in your dressing room right now, probably. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Awful. Now, you're constantly travelling, going round the world. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Does your wife just want to get you out of the house, do you think? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
I've got a feeling, yes, that's true. She's always suggesting places. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
"Have you been to Papua New Guinea, dear?" | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Do you think she's just got a big list that she's just ticking off? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
"14,000 miles away, that will give me a few days off." | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Do you think travelling men make better lovers | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
because they're good at finding stuff? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Finding what? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Oh, really? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
Finding their way around? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Poor Mrs Palin! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Probably. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
Probably. You'd have to ask her. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh, no, don't, actually! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Now, I'm asking a lot of questions here, aren't I? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Now, when I go away I take... If I go away for a decent length of time, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
like a month or something, | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
then I'll take my slippers and my favourite mug. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Have you got any creature comforts that you like to take away with you? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Um...not really. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
I mean...toilet rolls, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
because places I go to, you need them. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
And would that be like a multipack, or...? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
No, the best thing is a flat pack. You know? You can't... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Have you got to just sit for hours before you go, | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
just tearing it all off? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
"Pass us that other roll!" | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
So that's your luxury, toilet roll. Well, luxury and necessity. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
I don't have a luxury, really, no. Just, it's... | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
You treat yourself with some bog roll. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
A spare pair of underpants, love! Spare pair of underpants. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Always have a spare pair. You never know when you'll get taken short. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Hold on, is that in addition to a pair a day, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
or do you just go away with one pair? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Like, a pair on and a pair in your bag, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
because then you can rub them through, can't you? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I've seen it in streams and that. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
That's the ideal. That's the ideal. The ideal! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
If you can get your bag down to about that size, that's the best way. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
My handbag is bigger than that. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
But I need everything in it. Shut up! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
How did you get into presenting travel programmes? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Did you just get sick of forcing the neighbours to look at your photographs and think, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
"I'm just going to have to make this into a telly programme"? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
No, I was hanging around, doing... | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
I'd done A Fish Called Wanda, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
and there were really no other films around, and Python had ended up, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
and the BBC came to me, this guy sort of rang me up | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
and said, "We've got a project for you that only you can do. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
"It's basically going around the world in 80 days. You'd be Phileas Fogg. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
"You have a camera following you all the way around | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
"and you have got that absolute combination of physical prowess, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
"mental agility, wit, humour, you know, physical presence. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
"You're just the man for the job." | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
And I'm susceptible to a bit of flattery, so I said, "OK, you're on." | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
And it was only halfway around the world | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
when the director got a bit pissed in a bar in Madras, I think it was, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
I realised I was the fifth person they'd asked to do it. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
So much for my natural stardom, but there we are. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
You've been almost everywhere around the world. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Can you show me on this globe | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
where you've had the shits? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Well, you can see, because it's not been cleaned off... | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
And you thought that was the Sahara Desert! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Another thing about train toilets... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Well, he's been everywhere. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
How do you get the doors to lock properly? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
You know the toilets, where they just, the door... "Vvvvv..." | 0:13:09 | 0:13:14 | |
Oh, those, yes. And then it opens | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
and there's a little woman, old lady having a wee. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Yes! She can't reach the button. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
She can't get up cos she's having a wee. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Have you ever been stuck in a toilet like that? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I have been stuck in one of those. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
It's a terrible, it's a panic, absolute total panic sensation, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
especially with the old lady there as well. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
You've just got to go out and get help. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
You've travelled the world, north to south, east to west. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Have you ever been to South Shields, where I'm from? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
I haven't been to South Shields, no. SHE GASPS | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
But you know Eric Idle was born there? Does he have a plaque there | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
along with yours, that says...? Along with mine! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
I've drawn on a wall, but I don't think that's the same thing. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
The council has to draw on it for you, put your name on it. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
He must have a plaque, mustn't he? "Sarah Millican leant on this wall." | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
That's what they ought to put. Well, that would just be a dent. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
You wouldn't need a plaque for that. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
What would I go and see in South Shields? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
What would be the three most important... Three? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
You want three things? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
What I'd like to know is, have you ever sat on the baggage carousel and just gone all the way round? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
Yeah, actually... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
It's always tempting. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Actually, I have. No! Yeah. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
On A Fish Called Wanda. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
There's a bit where I'm on the... Playing Ken... | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
and I'm making a getaway and I get onto the baggage carousel at Heathrow. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
And it goes along, and then I go down a chute... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
I don't know quite why, but I did it. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
You're generally known - and I think you've proved it tonight - | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
as a very nice man, aren't you? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
You are! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Well, I am. Have you ever been... | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
a dick? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
I heard a story about a journalist. Is this true? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
About your house. Is that true? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Oh, well, yeah, | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
that's often quoted as a time I lost my temper. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
I wouldn't say I was a dick. I lost my temper. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Well, maybe I'll be the judge. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Oh, it was about... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
early 1980s. Two guys came round to interview me | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
about my film The Missionary, or something like that. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
And...I don't know, they were just very | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
sort of... | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
..poncy, pretentious clever dicks, really. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
And I walked out of the interview. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
But it was my own house, unfortunately. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
This was the problem. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
I left them in the room and I was going downstairs. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
"Oh, actually, hang on. I've done that the wrong way round." | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
So I went out - bang! - slammed the door and went out into the street. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
They were in there... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
with my wife! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
And finally, are you still a lumberjack, and are you OK? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
Yeah! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
I go to the lavatory. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Am Mittwoch gehe ich shopping, kau Kekse zum kaffee. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
That's the German version of the Lumberjack Song. Wow! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
# Bin ein Holzfaller, fuhl mich stark | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
# Schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag. # | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
And that's still in there, after all those years? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
That's one of the stupid things. We did a Python show in Germany. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
They took most of our sketches and said, "You have to speak German." | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
So the only German I know is Python sketches. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
So you know, it's great, actually. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
I went on a skiing holiday once with some Germans | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
and we were sort of going up in one of these long train lifts. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
It took a long time, and they said, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
"You English people, why you never, you never speak German. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
"We Germans all speak English, you never speak German. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
"Do you know German?" I said, "Well, a little bit." Oh, no! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
"What you know?" I said, "Ich bin ein Holzfaller. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
"Fuhl mich stark. Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
"Ich falle Baume, ess mein Brot. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
"Ich gehe auf das WC. Am Mittwoch gehe ich shopping, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
"kau Kekse zum kaffee. Bin ein Holzfaller." | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
That shut them up. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
You have been such a wonderful guest. Thank you very much. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Palin. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
He is the nicest man in Britain. I think it's true. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I grew up watching television and apparently, children still do. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
And lucky for them, there's a lot of children's television out there. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
It was nice to see all our favourite faces of kids' TV | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
making a comeback this year in that programme. What's it called? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
The news. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
My friend bought me one of the Bagpuss mice when I got divorced. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:29 | |
"We will fix it, we will mend it!" | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Apparently, Relate don't accept "fix it with glue" | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
as a valid counselling method. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Bagpuss these days is something you usually see on Embarrassing Bodies. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
I miss kids' TV. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Danger Mouse was known as DM, wasn't he? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Kids these days wonder why there's a direct message mouse. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
I had a look at the listings to see what kids are watching these days. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
There's Grandpa In Your Pocket. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
I know they shrink as they get older, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
but that's ridiculous. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
In The Night Garden is a bit iffy, isn't it? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Here are some of the episode titles. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Ninky Nonk Wants A Kiss. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
My Ninky Nonk always wants a kiss. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Everybody All Aboard The Ninky Nonk. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
All aboard?! At least form a queue! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Iggle Piggle's Mucky Patch. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Washing The Haahoos. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Where Is The Pinky Ponk Going? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
It's always good to wash the Haahoo before the Ninky Nonk gets kissed. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
Especially if everyone is all aboard it. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
And you don't know where the Pinky Ponk is going. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
How are kids supposed to follow that? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
That's like Game Of Thrones for toddlers. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
I could be a Blue Peter presenter, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
if they want an old one to stay in the studio | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
to look after all the pets while they're out bungee-jumping. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Someone has to stay in for the delivery of the sticky-backed plastic. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Keep checking the tortoises aren't dead. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
I once made a swing for my doll off Blue Peter. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
And it was so shit and stressful | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
that my mam and dad took me out and bought me one. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
So the next week, I made a dog. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
What I'd like to do now is find out more about the world of children's television | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
and who better to tell me about it than the 33rd presenter of Blue Peter? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
She's the sort of girl who picked me last for netball. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Please welcome Helen Skelton! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Thank you so much for joining us by Skype | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
from a Blue Peter assignment in Exeter. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
I'd like to say I'm in a glamorous location, | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
but I'm in a hotel we've blagged our way into | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
so that I can talk to you. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
My life is a series of Premier Inns. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Oh, bless you! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Now, how many times a day do you get asked for a Blue Peter badge? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:24 | |
About 50. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Can I have a Blue Peter badge? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Depends. If you make that swing for your doll again, we'll assess it. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Do you have to take the Blue Peter animals home? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
The dog's mine. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Oh, is it? Yeah, the dog | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
that's on the show at the minute, Barney the dog, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
he's my dog, so he comes home with me. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
I like that you called him Barney the dog. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Is that his surname? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I call him that because the other presenter's called Barney as well. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh, of course! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
But you would think you wouldn't get a person and a dog mixed up very often. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
"Oh, have you done a shit on the floor again, Barney?!" | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
"Which one do you mean?" | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Do you ever wish you could go to Tenerife for the Blue Peter summer expedition? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:12 | |
You could learn about sunburn, hair of the dog and holiday thrush. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Funnily enough, I'm doing a show for BBC One called Holiday Hit Squad, so... | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Fingers crossed for that thrush, love! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Now, you've done a lot of work with the Guides, haven't you? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
Yes. I was in the Brownies for a week. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
The only bit I liked was the tuck shop at the end. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
But at least I got my diabetes badge, which is good. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
Did they give you any badges when you worked with the Guides? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Um...no, because, do you know what, | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
I have worked with the Guides since I joined Blue Peter | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
and I do their concert, which is brilliant, | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
but when I was actually a Guide, I got thrown out, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
because we were playing hide and seek one week | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
and my hiding place was so good, | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
they had to get the police out to look for me. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
I took it a bit too seriously. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
I don't think they should have thrown you out of the Guides. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
They should have made you Brown Owl. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
I hid in a skip, and apparently that's not a safe place to hide, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
but they didn't find me! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Now, you travelled 2,000 miles down the Amazon River | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
for Sport Relief. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
I heard you were kayaking it. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
I was! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
I'd have been nervous too - don't feel bad. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
I'm going to do my own Amazon challenge. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
I'm going to try and get them to deliver in time for Christmas. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
Now, what do you turn down, if this is the sort of thing you say yes to? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:49 | |
I hate singing and dancing. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
I'm terrible at singing and dancing. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
The trouble with Blue Peter is | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
they make you do the things you don't like doing. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
So you've kind of got to pretend you're really into it. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
I stupidly said that I'm scared of rats, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
so they buried me in a coffin of rats at work. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
I was freaking out - it was awful! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
So did nobody tip you off? Because now you've tipped me off, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
I'd probably say, "Oh, I hate being sat in a trifle." | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Now, you're quite small, aren't you? How tall are you? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Five-three. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
You're quite small. Are you over-compensating, do you think? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
I think it's a fine line between brave and stupid with me. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
If I'm honest, when I said, "Let's go to the Amazon," | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
my boss said, "Do a bit of it." I went, "Let's do it all!" | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
Then I had to go and look at the map. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
I didn't realise how big it was. It goes across the whole continent! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:45 | |
Now, when asked what challenge you'd like to do next, | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
you said you'd like to do Iron Man. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Now, hands off, love, because I've bagsied Robert Downey Jr for myself. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:55 | |
You did a Royal Marine endurance course, didn't you? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
That's why I'm in Exeter now. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
How many Royal Marines did you endure? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
I'm the only girl on the whole site. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
You're going to be knackered. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Thank you for being such a great guest. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
If you weren't so nice, I'd bloody hate you. Ladies and gentlemen, Helen Skelton! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Another thing I love on telly are antiques shows. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I'm very into antiques. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
I've got biscuits in my house that are up to three hours old. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Well, two hours. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
I was out for a while and it's a big packet. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Flog It! is where people find stuff in their home | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
to sell for as much as possible. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Much the same as heroin addicts. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Bargain Hunt used to be presented by David Dickinson. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
I don't know what age he is. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Bronze, I think. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
I don't understand the Antiques Roadshow. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
If I wanted to watch greedy people in a queue, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
I'd just stay in Greggs. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Going on the Antiques Roadshow is a bit like going to an STD clinic, isn't it? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:44 | |
They ask you, "Where did you pick this up?" | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
"How long have you had it?" | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
"Do you mind if I look at the bottom?" | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
I like it when the punters bring something in and say, | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
"We've had this in a box for 120 years | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
"and we can't work out what it does." | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
It's a tortoise. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Antiques Roadshow must be like sticker collecting for the Queen. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
She must sit in front of it, going, "Got. Got. Need. Got. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
"Swapsies." | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
At my old place, I had a root around in the loft | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
and found loads of staff. I sold the lot, | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
but the people in the flat upstairs were livid. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Do you think in years to come, someone will bring on a Rampant Rabbit? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
"Yes, it's been in the family." | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
"I think it was me grandma's." | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
"Yes, we still use it. Just on special occasions." | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
I'm not sure you can trust what the experts are saying. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
If they say, "It must have great sentimental value," | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
it's worth nothing. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
If they say, "You'd never want to sell it, would you?" | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
it's worth nothing. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:12 | |
But when they say, | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
"It's priceless to you," | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
it's worth nothing. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
Here are some things I'd like them to say on the Antiques Roadshow. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
"We found this in the attic. We don't know what it is." | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
"It's your boiler. Put it back." | 0:28:28 | 0:28:29 | |
"Sorry this isn't worth anything. Do you have anything else that's been in your family for generations?" | 0:28:36 | 0:28:41 | |
"Eczema." | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
"Today I brought along something that's been on the shelf for 30 years." | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
"It's me Auntie Kathleen." | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
"Today I brought along something that's been in the closet for 30 years." | 0:28:52 | 0:28:56 | |
"It's me Auntie Kathleen." | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
She's still got the original box. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
I want to find out more about antiques, | 0:29:12 | 0:29:14 | |
so I thought I should speak to one of the best in the business. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
Please welcome the host of BBC1's Bargain Hunt. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
It's Tim Wonnacott. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
Hello! Hello! | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
Now, Bargain Hunt is on its 32nd series. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
Yes. I will make this year my 1,000th edition of Bargain Hunt. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:39 | |
Wow! And are the early ones quite valuable now? Yeah! | 0:29:39 | 0:29:43 | |
Only if they're mint and boxed. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
Let's have a little look at you in action. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
What do you think about this little treasure? | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
Little is the word, isn't it? | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
It's a kind of little novelty, is this thing. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
I love it because the silver | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
has been embossed with this diagonal raised stripe, | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
which means it's easy to grip, | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
and of course it does beg the question... | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
what exactly is this brush used for? | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
My best guess is | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
that it's a muff brush. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
Every well-dressed woman at the end of the 19th century | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
would have had a muff to keep her hands warm in during winter, | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
and she'd have used a muff brush | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
to give her little muff a little dusting over. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
You're SO good at keeping a straight face. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
You must have known the dual meaning of the word. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
Oh, yes. Yes. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
Now, you're in quite good condition, aren't you? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
You're in quite good condition, | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
and I think if we cleaned you up a bit and scraped you down, | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
then you would be quite collectable. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
Well, there's a degree of restoration that could be done, that's true. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:02 | |
Oh, really?! Yes. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
I like that! | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
Do you still have your original drawers? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
They're all impeccably lined, I can promise you. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
He's good! Isn't he good? | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
How often do you polish your tallboy? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Did you say, "How often do I polish my toe ball?" | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
Tallboy. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
My tallboy?! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:41 | |
Yes. Sorry, is it an accent thing? | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
Should I do it in you? | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
POSH ACCENT: How often do you polish your tallboy? | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
Is that better? That's better, isn't it? | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
I thought you might have said, "How often does one polish one's tallboy?" | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:00 | |
It's like a posh off! | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
I can't win. I can't win. Not often. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
I have a large, but beautifully proportioned, chest. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:10 | |
Would you like to appraise it? | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
That's my usual chat-up line. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
Yes. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
Appraisal is everything, isn't it? | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
It's a question of colour, form... | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
Colour? It's sort of purpley, mottley blue. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:28 | |
Sometimes bit of blue come in. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
Does this depend on the temperature, or what? Pretty much. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
It does change with the temperature. Does it? Yes. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
If they're warm, if IT's warm... | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
SARAH GIGGLES | 0:32:41 | 0:32:42 | |
What would you recommend I start collecting as, like, a future antique? | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
Is there something you can recommend? | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
Cos I've got a signed George Forman grill. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
I'm just saying, I'm not bragging, I'm just saying. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
Have you ever used it? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
Erm, have I ever used it?! | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Yes! | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
OK, well that's a shame, really. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
Oh, really? Hmm. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:10 | |
It needs to be clean, untouched and in a box. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
Probably, yes. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:13 | |
OK. What I really want to know is, are Happy Meal toys actually worth anything? | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
Or is that just rubbish, | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
like the thing with the Beanie Babies? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
Happy Male toys? | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
Happy Meal, not Happy Male. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:26 | |
What's a Happy Meal toy? | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
I know what a happy male is. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
I have to say I'm not a Happy Meal toy expert valuer. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
I'd have to go to a person who knew more about it. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
Some large person. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
Understood! Probably. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
What's your house like? I imagine it's like me on Boxing Day - | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
just full of crap you can't shift. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
Um, I regard it as a lot of treasures, actually. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
But, yeah, I'm afraid it's a fair old crush. Really? | 0:33:55 | 0:34:00 | |
Mm-hm. Thank you so much, Tim. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
You've been really great. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
But I couldn't let you go | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
without asking you to give me a valuation on a few bits of mine. Is that all right? | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
You've brought your bits with you? I've brought me bits with us. Do you mind? | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
This is an invitation I can't refuse. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen - Tim Wonnacott. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
Beep-beep! Beep-beep! | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
Excuse me! Thank you. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
Thank you. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
Thanks for doing this, Tim. I'm not an expert like you, | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
but I think I have got a good eye. You don't mind this, do you? No. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
It's meat and drink. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
Let's start with this one. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:49 | |
To be honest, this has been hanging on my downstairs loo wall. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:53 | |
What do you think? | 0:34:53 | 0:34:54 | |
Well... | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
I like the way his nipples follow you around the room. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
I don't fancy it's going to be a huge seller, frankly. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
Really? No. What's next? | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
OK. Harsh. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
Um... | 0:35:09 | 0:35:10 | |
I've got some furniture. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:11 | |
Scandinavian in origin, I think. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
Now, these Danish designs are very, very popular. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
OK. Well, it's still in the original box, as you can see. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:23 | |
It's never been assembled. Mint condition. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
What do you think? | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
I don't think it's quite my cup of tea, thanks very much. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
OK. Thank you. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Well, I've still got a few bits. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Get your swag bag. Get me bag out. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
I've got a dead parrot here. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
It's a Norwegian Blue. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:43 | |
Lovely plumage. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:46 | |
Excuse me! | 0:35:46 | 0:35:47 | |
Oi! | 0:35:53 | 0:35:54 | |
Now what?! | 0:35:59 | 0:36:00 | |
I've got... This is Cliff Richard's Wired For Sound. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
It's a classic from 1981. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
It's my favourite record of all time. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
Cliff! | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
Yes. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:13 | |
And that would be just priceless for you, wouldn't it? | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
I have got one more thing. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:28 | |
Um... | 0:36:30 | 0:36:31 | |
This is MY muff brush. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
I can do a little demonstration, | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
because you were a bit puzzled before. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
Like a downward motion... | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
But all the way out, to get all the mats out. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
Like that. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:06 | |
What do you think? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Your muff brush | 0:37:08 | 0:37:09 | |
is a good deal bigger than mine. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
Do you think it might be worth something? | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
It is now! | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
Just hold it by the handle, cos it's still a bit... | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
Yes, exactly. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:23 | |
Thank you very much for coming on the show. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Wonnacott. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
I was not expecting that! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
That's it for tonight. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:53 | |
Unfortunately, we didn't have time to talk about | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
the Antiques Road Trip. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Or as it's also known, the Rolling Stones on tour. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
The Muppets - felt animals. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Oh, no, not animals as well! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:05 | |
And Undiscovered Mummies. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Or as it's more commonly known, Jeremy Kyle. Good night. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 |