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How did you manage that? I am and
sang all the calls myself. Wombat be | 0:00:14 | 0:00:20 | |
time-consuming? Theresa May
speaking. Or they have gone. Not | 0:00:20 | 0:00:25 | |
really. Hello, you're speaking to
Theresa May. Gone again. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:34 | |
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Everything is
an hour ahead. We should make that | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
one of our key Brexit demands.
Bridger clocks right! David Davis | 0:01:15 | 0:01:22 | |
sends his apologies, he got on the
wrong Eurostar and end up in | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Disneyland Paris so he thought he
would try the ratatouille ride while | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
we still have freedom of movement.
The meeting started 11:17am. Fire | 0:01:29 | 0:01:38 | |
away, Toth negotiating head-on. Do
you have our notes? Can we settle | 0:01:38 | 0:01:48 | |
this so-called divorce bill? I would
love to but we an because if we give | 0:01:48 | 0:01:54 | |
you any money the British press will
crucify us. Meeting concluded | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
11:19am. Can we not settle on
something else? Something we can | 0:01:59 | 0:02:06 | |
give the Daily Mail? We have had
some thoughts. Will you let us | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
change the name of pride among shady
something in English? We should have | 0:02:11 | 0:02:18 | |
a translation by 2020. I don't see
why not. Can we keep the Christmas | 0:02:18 | 0:02:25 | |
market with the big German sausage?
Yes but that's not... Keep the term | 0:02:25 | 0:02:35 | |
menagerie trois because a threesome
sounds CD. -- CD. What British | 0:02:35 | 0:02:43 | |
things that you want to keep? Not a
little thing about Blighty would | 0:02:43 | 0:02:49 | |
hate to see go? There is something
we would like you to take back. All | 0:02:49 | 0:02:55 | |
the stag parties. Those posh twat
from the ski resorts and Christians | 0:02:55 | 0:03:03 | |
got Thomas. She is bloody annoying.
Progress. You are people we can do | 0:03:03 | 0:03:14 | |
business with. But not after Brexit,
obviously. This week we have asked | 0:03:14 | 0:03:22 | |
you to bake a cake on something you
dream about. What have we got here? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:28 | |
This represents a city being
destroyed by a North Korean nuclear | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
warhead. The concentric circles and
I said so you how likely you are to | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
die. Lemon is 40%, Strawberry 50%...
Cat. We seem to have a tiny problem. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:48 | |
I knew I should not have used
sultanas. I cannot stop thinking | 0:03:48 | 0:03:54 | |
about it, it is in my mind all the
time. I think everyone is a little | 0:03:54 | 0:04:00 | |
bit scared of dying in a fire but
that is why people watch this | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
programme, to take their minds off
it. We create an imaginary place | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
where everything lets try this again
shall we? What do we have here? This | 0:04:08 | 0:04:21 | |
cake shows and Magic tree. What are
these circles? It is where the | 0:04:21 | 0:04:27 | |
fairies dance. I love these shapes.
Pretty windmills. It's a delightful | 0:04:27 | 0:04:36 | |
cake and makes me feel very safe.
Tell me about your cake? My Victoria | 0:04:36 | 0:04:44 | |
sponge shows my hometown after the
ice caps melt. Or for fucks sake. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:51 | |
President Trump has been involved in
a war of words with a Republican | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
senator, this is basically the same
story as yesterday, what if I see | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
him again and you imagine a
childless road and skip the details? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
Anyway I cannot see a clock so it's
probably for rush and I was supposed | 0:05:03 | 0:05:10 | |
to be done at midnight. Any sign of
Alistair? And the winning team is | 0:05:10 | 0:05:18 | |
box quiz. Oh Jeremy Corbyn. Oh
coconut water. Good evening John. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:34 | |
What are you doing here? I always
supported the local pub quiz. I won. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:42 | |
Technically I came second but
compared to how I was expected to | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
do. I had to look on SnapChat to
find it where you are. Calm down | 0:05:44 | 0:05:54 | |
comrade, the workers, we can discuss
it here. Why? You legend, can I get | 0:05:54 | 0:06:02 | |
a selfie? Do you want one with me,
John McDonnell? Better, John? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:15 | |
Hardly, I don't want people hassling
me for a selfie 's all day. I was | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
asking if you wanted a pint of
bitter. The chance to hear Jeremy | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Corbyn delivering a speech on a
failed system which has exploited | 0:06:23 | 0:06:30 | |
the working population of this
country and which we will bring to | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
its knees...
# Oh Jeremy Corbyn! Right, in terms | 0:06:34 | 0:06:40 | |
of the other speakers I thought we
would we like the big guns, Len | 0:06:40 | 0:06:46 | |
McClusky, Paul Mason and me. I
guess. Do you have any better ideas? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:53 | |
What about Daniel Radcliffe, he is
fascinating. Is he not Harry Potter? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
We did not discuss his hobbies. Did
I not mention I have booked Stormzy? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:08 | |
I have not agreed for that. Who
would you go for? You have changed. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:19 | |
I have not, why are you up in my
grill, I am authentic which is what | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
people love about me. I am a small
still voice calling out for a fairer | 0:07:24 | 0:07:30 | |
Britain, a Briton in which everyone
is included and now one is ignored. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
# Oh Jeremy Corbyn! Except me. Come
on John, it's not about you, the | 0:07:34 | 0:07:46 | |
workers... Sod the workers! Don't
tell me to tone it down. Let's go | 0:07:46 | 0:07:54 | |
for a curry. I would like that. The
workers. The workers. But we will | 0:07:54 | 0:08:01 | |
have to make it another night
because I'm having supper with a | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Willy Annan -- with Lily Allen.
Hello, are you black? Poor? From the | 0:08:03 | 0:08:21 | |
North? Preferably all three. We want
to hear from you. We have previously | 0:08:21 | 0:08:29 | |
educated the most already educated
students. But we don't want to do | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
that any more. Well we do but
apparently it looks bad. If you | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
think eating is a character from
Hollyoaks. Picked up an application | 0:08:39 | 0:08:47 | |
form from your local branch of
little. What is that? This helpfully | 0:08:47 | 0:08:54 | |
ethnic young lady got been with just
three a's and the Nobel Peace Prize. | 0:08:54 | 0:09:00 | |
If you are normally apply today and
tell all your friends. Steady on, we | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
only need one or two max. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Great to have all the major studio
heads here so we can agree on this | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
new Hollywood code of conduct. A
hotel suite? What? I have all my | 0:09:17 | 0:09:24 | |
meetings in a hotel suite. Oh,
right. Well we are all | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
professionals. What are you doing?
Sorry, force of habit. The way I see | 0:09:28 | 0:09:35 | |
it this isn't going away. If Harvey
can get taken down who is next? It's | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
me. I should... Yeah. What we need
are some rules that all us guys can | 0:09:40 | 0:09:51 | |
sign up to, no physical coercion, no
inappropriate touching. What about | 0:09:51 | 0:09:57 | |
asking actresses to watch DUP? That
would be unacceptable. I should... | 0:09:57 | 0:10:05 | |
We need a big star who confront the
whole campaign, someone who | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
represents women's rights, I am
thinking Tom Hanks. George Clooney? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Can I interrupt you, if we are
pitching it as an anti-sexual | 0:10:14 | 0:10:20 | |
harassment then maybe we should make
the star woman. Clever, then we may | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
have to pay them have as much, who'd
you think, Julianne Moore? She is | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
too old. What about a younger
Julianne Moore, if she is too old | 0:10:30 | 0:10:35 | |
and nobody will want to sexually
harass her. We need somebody who has | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
been to the system, Kelly Stevens.
She was a sexy nuclear scientist in | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Superman four. Getting near! Sits
down right there. Wait, what are we | 0:10:44 | 0:10:54 | |
thinking? We should be on the bed.
Have a seat. Is this better? I think | 0:10:54 | 0:11:00 | |
it's worse. You look familiar, did
we date in the 80s? I should not | 0:11:00 | 0:11:08 | |
call it a date. I should go... What
do you say, can you help us put this | 0:11:08 | 0:11:16 | |
business behind us and get back to
normal? I have been in Hollywood for | 0:11:16 | 0:11:22 | |
over 30 years and I have been
propositioned, pressurised and | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
groped by more middle-aged men in
positions of power at the new have | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
had Surrey eat was and now you are
asking the to help those exact same | 0:11:30 | 0:11:38 | |
men save their own disgusting sweaty
skin and pretend it was all water | 0:11:38 | 0:11:44 | |
under the bridge? Normal? Are you
out of your mind? Equally I am a | 0:11:44 | 0:11:51 | |
Hollywood actress in her mid-50s and
it's the best offer I've had in over | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
two decades so kind me in. Great, I
probably shouldn't touch you, in | 0:11:54 | 0:12:01 | |
fact being alone with you any hotel
room is not the best idea with my | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
reputation! International news,
after the world health organisation | 0:12:05 | 0:12:12 | |
named Robert Gaby a goodwill
ambassador... The Robert Mugabe? A | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
goodwill ambassador? They will have
to revoke that. Oh, they have, good, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:23 | |
because I have read out stuff about
him before and short version am not | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
a great guy. Very good. The white
faced cool look for Halloween. I am | 0:12:27 | 0:12:36 | |
not dressed up yet. You would look
like this if you had just come from | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
a Brexit meeting. Half of the
Cabinet want no deal and a hard | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
Brexit and the other half want and
no deal because they think it. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Brexit but for some reason I have to
keep saying we are hoping for a | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
deal. It will be fine you are the
best Prime Minister we have | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
currently got. Thank you I think. I
have put £50 on complete economic | 0:12:55 | 0:13:02 | |
meltdown by 2019 so we are quids in
either way. Will we be those | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
frightening things at the Halloween
party, you know, people? It's | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
probably for the best because I can
practice my Brussels smile. Yes, | 0:13:11 | 0:13:16 | |
very spooky. Go and get your costume
on. Is it a free bar tonight? Who | 0:13:16 | 0:13:24 | |
knows? Philip Hammond would agree to
pay for anything until the last | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
possible moment. Red riding hood? I
am from the handmaid 's tale. A | 0:13:26 | 0:13:36 | |
woman who serves a purpose for a
group of heartless men but could be | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
cast out and executed at any moment.
It's a girl box set rather than a | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
boy box set. I will drink your
blood! You will give me nightmares | 0:13:45 | 0:13:51 | |
like that time at the Tory
conference and I'm losing my voice | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
and the letters fall of the wall.
No, that happens. Let's go bobbing | 0:13:56 | 0:14:02 | |
for apples before the Bloodgate 30%
tariff on them. I like wearing this, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:11 | |
I cannot see people not wanting to
talk to me. It's Donald Trump! No, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:19 | |
it's just a fat pumpkin. He is
visiting next year, he will be a | 0:14:19 | 0:14:25 | |
problem for Boris Johnson or David
Davis, somebody... Court of Appeal | 0:14:25 | 0:14:31 | |
in session, case number 314, the
Mayor of London and Transport for | 0:14:31 | 0:14:39 | |
London versus Uber. Miss Parker I
believe you are ripped into Uber? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:45 | |
That's correct. Present your first
witness. My first witness is Hassan | 0:14:45 | 0:14:53 | |
in a silver previous who will be in
a year in four minutes. Seven | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
minutes. Eight. He's given up. It
will now be Alexey in a black | 0:14:56 | 0:15:04 | |
Renault in three minutes. He's gone
to surge pricing, cancel. Locating. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:12 | |
Locating. Ms Parker? One minute
away, at the end of the road. What | 0:15:12 | 0:15:17 | |
are you doing? Why are you spinning?
He's gone. The case rests. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:24 | |
Well, can we hear from the major?
He's in a black cab and it won't go | 0:15:28 | 0:15:34 | |
south of the river! Any joy? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:39 | |
It's me, Brigitte... How are you,
petit President. I am so frustrated | 0:15:45 | 0:15:51 | |
with France. You can't get anything
done here. I had a meeting the | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
unions, three hours was lunch. The
other hour they were on strike. They | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
are so... They are so, they are
so... French! All I want to do is | 0:16:00 | 0:16:06 | |
crush the unions and take away
workers' rights. Why do people have | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
a problem with that? You must be
careful, you'll make yourself | 0:16:10 | 0:16:16 | |
unpopular. Mrs Thatcher did it and
everybody loved her. You don't | 0:16:16 | 0:16:22 | |
really remember the '80s, do you.
Changement is slow in France. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:28 | |
Remember how long it took snow white
to shave her arm pits. I want it to | 0:16:28 | 0:16:35 | |
be Daft Punk. Not Serge... You are
not old. I did not mean me! I mean | 0:16:35 | 0:16:44 | |
this... 1994 school year book. It is
when we met. You look exactly the | 0:16:44 | 0:16:51 | |
same. There I am. What a dweebe.
Most likely to become President | 0:16:51 | 0:16:57 | |
before 40. And married the drama
teacher. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:04 | |
MUSIC | 0:17:09 | 0:17:19 | |
FRENCH MUSIC | 0:17:26 | 0:17:34 | |
You knew. I knew. I didn't care! All
I could think about was how I could | 0:17:35 | 0:17:47 | |
mare marry you and be the father to
your trois Enfants. Can you see the | 0:17:47 | 0:17:53 | |
past would be wonderful. If France
was a truly modern country, there | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
would be rules to say you could not
marry your teacher. I would be in | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
prison. Perhaps the old French ways
are not so bad. You can stink of | 0:18:02 | 0:18:09 | |
gallois and still people think you
are sophisticated. Let us go to a | 0:18:09 | 0:18:20 | |
three star restaurant. You are the
most beautiful woman alive. Oh, my | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
hip! Oh La-la! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
The time is coming up to some
godforsaken time of the morning. Ing | 0:18:31 | 0:18:40 | |
cat ta lone ya is going to leave
Spain. It is like when blokes have | 0:18:40 | 0:18:47 | |
affairs, they say they will leave
their wives, but they never do! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Don't do it Nicola. It is only 21
seats. We will win them back. I'm | 0:18:52 | 0:18:58 | |
not going in. It is them over there.
Northern Ireland. The DUP... Why | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
would they be doing that? They have
stolen our thunder. And our funding. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:10 | |
Before the last general election we
were proud to be the most overfunded | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
place of the UK. The only place in
the UK with free hospital parking. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
Now they have got their Tory
billions. They will go up to the | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
royal Victoria in Belfast, there all
doing, doing a big shop. Have to | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
find a way to put Scotland back on
top of the pile. How can we do that | 0:19:27 | 0:19:32 | |
when we've lost a third of our seats
Shut up! I don't need reminding of | 0:19:32 | 0:19:37 | |
that! Perhaps you're right. Maybe
the time has come for a consolidated | 0:19:37 | 0:19:43 | |
power base. A coalition with the
Scottish Tories! We'll have to find | 0:19:43 | 0:19:51 | |
another canny plan to get us back on
the gravy train. Two Highland whips, | 0:19:51 | 0:19:57 | |
please. We need something Scottish
that the English like they want more | 0:19:57 | 0:20:02 | |
of. Then we'll be Top of the Pops
again. Hogmanay. Everybody likes | 0:20:02 | 0:20:11 | |
Hogmanay. Scotland owns New Year's
Eve. The If only Hogmanay could be | 0:20:11 | 0:20:25 | |
every day. We'll call it "Operation
groundhog." The fellas and tell them | 0:20:25 | 0:20:31 | |
to fix it so when the New Year comes
it never stops chiming. Hang on. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:41 | |
What about that Jools Holland. The
people will be trapped in the studio | 0:20:41 | 0:20:47 | |
listening to music forever. No way.
They record that show in August! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:53 | |
# She's going to break the news... | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
I need a present... It's for the new
grand sprog. What about a hat? They | 0:20:58 | 0:21:05 | |
are not crowny enough. Or some
booties? They're good. I'll take two | 0:21:05 | 0:21:17 | |
dozen for the dogs. What about a
teething ring? What is a teething | 0:21:17 | 0:21:23 | |
ring. When babies are born they
don't have teeth. They don't have | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
teeth! Or you could get a play gym
which is a good way to get exercise | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
when they don't walk. They don't
walk and don't have teeth, what is | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
the point of them. What's this?
That's not really suitable for | 0:21:36 | 0:21:44 | |
newborns. It is a boat that has
little aeroplanes. An aircraft | 0:21:44 | 0:21:50 | |
carrier. Oh... The light out. The
baby? No, the baby. Rev it up and | 0:21:50 | 0:22:00 | |
have it sent to Highgrove. You have
to pay. Oh you are funny! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:07 | |
Can't see... Breaking news...
Something about China. Something | 0:22:11 | 0:22:18 | |
about the President... Wish they'd
enlarge the font, or something! Hang | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
on!
He's strengthened his grip on power | 0:22:22 | 0:22:32 | |
in a surprisingly authoritarian
move. Is that surprising in China? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm not surprised. Are you?
Oh! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
Sorry!
Well, the results | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Let's see what the public make of
him then! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
I told you not to do that!
People were asked if they viewed | 0:22:47 | 0:22:54 | |
Vince Cable very favourably,
somewhat favourably, somewhat | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
unfavourably or the one even has
ticked. Comments included don't they | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
have anyone new. All he did was help
the Tory. Didn't he die in season | 0:23:04 | 0:23:11 | |
six of Game of Thrones. It's so hard
to win from the centre these days. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:17 | |
Emmanuel Macron become President of
France. Well there is him. Yeah. We | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
may need a way to turn that into
that. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:28 | |
That into that? Yes. That there into
that there. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:33 | |
I mean, what's he got that he
hasn't? The wife. The wife thing. Of | 0:23:33 | 0:23:42 | |
course. Bridgitte Macron,
sensational at 64. The public love | 0:23:42 | 0:23:49 | |
the age gap. They think it means
love. We need Vince Cable to get | 0:23:49 | 0:23:56 | |
together with a lady 24 years older.
She'd be 98. Tina, visit some old | 0:23:56 | 0:24:04 | |
people's homes. Only the cool ones.
Tell them he's on the market. I like | 0:24:04 | 0:24:11 | |
it - install some Cable today. Maybe
the first one. Slip some Cable into | 0:24:11 | 0:24:17 | |
your box. Look on guardian
solemates, see who is out there. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:22 | |
This is good - Katie, 98 loves music
and movies. Pro-remain. A gap year | 0:24:22 | 0:24:33 | |
in Sri Lanka. When it says 98, that
was the year she was | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Alexis, turn the music down! Trueing
the new teenage edition for when | 0:24:41 | 0:24:47 | |
your kids have moved from home and
you're missing the darlings. Come on | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
buy milk. You do it. Buy more. Can I
have £50! Open curtains. I'll do it | 0:24:52 | 0:25:00 | |
later. Turn off lights. Are you like
going through the menopause or | 0:25:00 | 0:25:06 | |
something! ? The new Alexis teenage
edition. The perfect gadget for | 0:25:06 | 0:25:13 | |
every empty-nester. Alexis...
Alexis... Alexis... What? I've told | 0:25:13 | 0:25:24 | |
you to leave your door open when
Siri is around. Do you love me too? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:34 | |
I'm sorry, I don't understand the
question. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Reminds you why you were happy to
see them go in the first place. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
What's the weather. Stop shouting.
I'm not shouting. You're shouting. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:50 | |
No, I'm not. I hate you! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
Need to talk about a delicate matter
to do with your image. They are not | 0:25:56 | 0:26:01 | |
discontinuing this lipstick. No! It
is the nation's favourite. It is | 0:26:01 | 0:26:07 | |
something to do with you personally.
Something you started doing when you | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
were courting. There... You just did
it then. What? Don't be like that! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:19 | |
No, I'm being you. You roll the eyes
when people test your patience. You | 0:26:19 | 0:26:25 | |
did it to Putin and the Trumps. I do
not roll my eyes. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:30 | |
I am afraid you do!
Oh, my God! I'm rolling the eyes. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:40 | |
And I always thought I had such a
serene and beautiful poker face at | 0:26:40 | 0:26:45 | |
the summits. I'm afraid not! Jo now
they will know what I'm thinking. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:51 | |
Don't worry. We will train you. I
will take you through every day | 0:26:51 | 0:26:57 | |
situations. All you must do is not
roll the eyes. The phone rings. You | 0:26:57 | 0:27:03 | |
pick it up. You hear a teenage boy,
you realise it is Theresa May... Try | 0:27:03 | 0:27:11 | |
harder! You're Chancellor! All
right... Try Trump... My father's | 0:27:11 | 0:27:23 | |
record on women's rights is very
good. As an entrepreneur and creator | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
he is a force for gender equality.
Well done! That's OK! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:37 | |
Enough with the nursery slopes! Do
Donald. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:45 | |
You have disturbed me folks. So
good, it was a home run. Beautiful | 0:27:45 | 0:27:50 | |
words. They were beautiful words.
But the fake media... Germany owes | 0:27:50 | 0:27:56 | |
us money. Yes, they do! They owe us
big! | 0:27:56 | 0:28:06 | |
Oh, my Chancellor-erret - are you OK
My powerful eye muscles flipped my | 0:28:06 | 0:28:12 | |
entire body. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
Hello. It's Boris Johnson. It's OK.
That one you're allowed. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:27 | |
Hello! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:33 |