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-FOOTBALL COMMENTARY ON TV -Come on! We'll pump this lot. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
I mean, Malta, for God's sake. What have they ever done? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
A falcon! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
-Sure you don't want one? -No, no, you're fine. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
I'm still on this diet that Beth put me on. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Diet? Oh, dear. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
I'm lucky. I can eat what I want. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
My father was the same. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:21 | |
He ate chips every day of his life, and he was like that. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
-Aye, some folk are lucky. -Mm. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-Heart attack, he had, wasn't it? -Three of them, aye. -Aye. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
I just couldn't bear the thought | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
of you sitting on your own all night, Beth. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Och, you didn't need to worry. I quite enjoy a night... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Besides, I wanted a wee catch-up, hear all your news. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Well, not much to tell, really, Cathy. Um... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Eric's been at the doctor again. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-Oh, no! -Uh-huh. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
What a shame. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Look! I had my toes done in that new semipermanent stuff. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
It is so good. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I kicked the tumble dryer shut earlier, didn't chip. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-So you've been at the dentist? -The doctor's. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-Have you? -No, Eric has. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Oh, God. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Tell you what... Open that bottle, I want to hear all about it. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-Oh, Beth! -Uh-huh. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Bring crisps. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Storage Wars? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Yeah... | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Oh, Police Interceptors. I watched that last week. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
They chased a man over a fence | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
and his tracksuit bottoms came down at the back, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
so they had to blur it out so you didn't see his crack. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
-Oh, Game Of Thrones. -Jaz, we live in Glasgow. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
If I want to watch dwarves stabbing each other, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
I can just take a bus into the city centre. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
All right! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
-Border Force! -What's that? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
People trying to get into Australia smuggling snake meat up their jumpers, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
and Chinese women bursting into tears when they get caught with home-cooked food | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
and they've got to put it in the bin. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I might just go to bed. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-Are you coming, or are you staying up? -Um, I'll come. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
-Ian... -What? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Do you want to move in with me? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
OK. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
I mean, I knew he was overweight. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Oh, yeah. Remember when we had the barbecue out the back? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
When he stepped onto that decking, | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
it was like that bit out of Jurassic Park. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
It's a worry. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
This is what happens to a lot of Scottish men, Beth. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Nice and chunky when they're young. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
And then they just turn into big bloaters. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
They're saying if he doesn't do something about it, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
he could be at risk of a heart attack. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Anything happens to Eric, I'll be here for you. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I'll help you get your hair cut, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
set you up a profile on PlentyOfFish. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
# Mmm-mmm-mm | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
# Mmmm-mmm-mmm | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
# Mmm-mm-mmm-mmm-mmm | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
# Whoa-oa-oa | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
# Ohh-oh-oh | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
# Ohh-ohh-oh ohh-ohh. # | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
I'll tell you who's got it right when it comes to pubs, Eric. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
-The Spaniards. -Aye? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Aye. Tapas. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Cos every time you get a drink, you get a wee bite to eat with it. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
A wee bit of sausage, chorizo. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
A wee bit of squid, calamari. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Wee croquette. ..Croquette. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Oh, Christ, give it a rest with all that chat about grub. -I'm sorry. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Let's just concentrate on the match. That'll cheer you up, eh? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Come on, let's get behind these lads. Scot... | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
ALL GROAN | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Shit. That didnae go in, did it? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
It's a disgrace. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
It's a... It's an absolute disgrace. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
They were humped oot there. Humped. By Malta. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
I'll tell you what the problem is, Eric. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-Our lot just arenae fit. -I know. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
They're oot there trying to compete with these European teams | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
who are in peak condition, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
and they're just no' up to it. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
-They're no' athletes, Eric. -No. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
You want some chips in your pocket to take in with you? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
No, no, no, no. You're good. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
That's right, it's your diet. Good man. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
I'll tell you, that lot out there | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
could do with taking a leaf out of your book. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Aye. Anyway, I'm away to my bed, so I'll see you. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Night. Night. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
Good night, squire. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Aw, shite. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Mm. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
HE SNORES | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
WATER SPLASHES | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
What the...?! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Eric! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Eric! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
What is it? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
-The freezer door's been left lying open. -How the hell...? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
-Well, it wasn't me! -Uh-huh(!) | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
So it wasn't you that cooked the oven chips in the big Pyrex dish | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
that's lying in the sink, then? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
I'll get a tea towel. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
And I'll bet you've guzzled all my cold meat. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Beth... | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-Eric, let me into that fridge. -Beth, I was starving. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-Eric! -We got beat by Malta, Beth. -Oh... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Gone. And my lovely big lump of Irish Cheddar. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Away. I was going to use that for a macaroni. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Well, there's a tin of macaroni in the... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Actually, I... -Look at the state of this. I mean, just look at it. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
-And you're supposed to be on a diet. -And I am. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Oh, and look at this lovely big leg of lamb. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
The blood's dripped right the way through onto Ian's waffles. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-We can always refreeze it. -Don't be ridiculous. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Look, what does it say there? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Er... "Use by December 2008". | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Not there. There! "Once defrosted, do not refreeze". | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Well, you'll just have to bin it, then. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Bin it?! I will not be binning it. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
There's hundreds of pounds worth of food in here. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
I mean, what about my prawns? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Forget about the prawns. You don't have to worry about the prawns. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Why not? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
-Cos I had them with the macaroni. -Huh! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
And you need to be careful with your health. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
-Eric, I'm telling you, if you have a heart attack, I will kill you. -Ow! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Well, there's only one thing we bloody well can do. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Cook it! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
All right, Mum, see you later. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Bye. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
What do you think? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
It's the gym we're going to, no' a bloody Pride march. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I'm kidding you on. You look fine. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Listen, see instead of going to the gym, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
would it be OK if we went over to my mum's? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-Er, yeah, can do. What's happening? -She's making lunch. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Let's do it. Should I bring anything? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Aye, some earplugs and a bottle of Gaviscon would be great. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-Oh, hello, Beth. -Hi, Christine. How you doing? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-I'm absolutely shattered. -Oh. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-Been up all night with this bladder of mine. -Oh, dear. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Between that and the trapped nerve in my neck, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
and our Sophie's guinea pig's about to give birth, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
it's like a field hospital in here. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
-Do you want to come in for a cup of tea? -I won't just now. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Actually, I just popped round to invite you to ours. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, no, I don't think so, Beth. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-I'm just not at my best just now. -Och, that's a shame. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
You know me, Beth, I'm a fighter. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
But this business with the bladder's just about broken me. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Mum, Dusty's nearly ready to go. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
All right, just put a towel down, will you? I'll be in in a minute. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Sorry, I need to go, Beth. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-Oh, what was the occasion, anyway? -Oh, nothing really. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
It's just we've had a bit of a disaster. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
A disaster? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
-Oh! -All right? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Oh, thanks, Eric. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
You know, my heart just about broke when Beth told me. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
I know what she's going through. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I had a soda siphon rupture on me | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
up at the caravan last year, didn't I, Sophie? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Yeah, you did. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
-DOOR OPENS -Don't panic. I am here! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
Oh, give us a hug, missus. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-How are you holding up? -Och, I'm fine. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
See, if that was me, I'd be devastated. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Obviously, your stuff's not as dear. Even still... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
I'll give you a wee squeeze, too, eh? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
There we are. All better. You all right, eh? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-Well, nobody died, eh? -Aye, true. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
But still, it's a fair old kick in the nuts, though. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
What on earth happened? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Eric left the freezer door open by mistake. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-BOTH: -Oh, no! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
We thought maybe it just broke down because it was so old. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-And you can't refreeze any of it? -I don't think so, Colin, no. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
Oh, no, no, no. You're quite right. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
I did that once with chicken breasts. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
I nearly shat myself in the car. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
It can happen to anybody. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Just it always seems to happen to Eric. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Remember when you got that lovely beanbag | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
and he had that terrible upset stomach? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Cathy, look, please, don't say anything about it to him. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
We're just trying to put it behind us and move on. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Course you are, course you are. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
It's the last thing you're needing, though, isn't it? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
I was just saying to Col, poor Beth, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
she has got enough on her plate. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Not any more, she hasn't! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Anyway, look on the bright side. Chance for a wee get-together. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Exactly, Beth. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
What are friends for if they can't get together | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
and eat a lot of cheap frozen food? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Anyway, best let you get on. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Anything I can do to help, you just let me know. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Well, actually, Cathy, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
you could give us a hand getting all this in the oven. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
What, now? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Course... Course I can. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Sophie, can I get you a drink of something? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Oh, just an orange juice'll be great, thanks, Mr Baird. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh, nothing fizzy for her, Eric. No, no. Her teeth cannae stand it. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
-Awfully soft enamel. -Mum! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
The dentist said her baby teeth were like putty. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Are you all right, Christine? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Oh, Colin, no' so great, actually. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
-Ah, well. At least... -I'm back in my collar. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
-Well, I noticed that. -And the bladder's away again. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Oh, dear God. -Just the old drips and drops, you know. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
And as if that's no' bad enough, | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I've started to get this ringing in my ears. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-Ringing in your ears? -Aye. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-I'll tell you what you want to do. -What's that? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Gie your doctor a bell! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
Cheeky wee bastard. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-Oh, hiya, Colin. -All right? -Aye. There you are, Sophie. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Here, Eric, that was a bit of a boo-boo with the old freezer, eh? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Oh, don't you start. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
I've been getting pelters off Beth all morning. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Just as well it didnae happen to ours. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
We've got one of those ones with the big double doors. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-Do you know how many cubic litres, Eric? -Er, no. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
1,240. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-That's a few ice poles, that, eh? -I'll tell you how big it is, Eric. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
I have got a whole salmon in it. A whole salmon. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
I caught it myself when we were up at the time-share. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
You want to see the size of this thing. It's... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Well, it's enormous. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-You ever actually held a whole salmon, Eric? -Um... | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Sophie, you ever held a whole salmon? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
-No. -Christine? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
No, just fillets. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Well, let me tell you something. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
I have. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Right, so how long on the goujons, Cath? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
20 minutes at 220. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Right, OK, so they'll go in with the apple tart. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
-Oh, that was 200, though, Beth. -OK, right, so what else is 200? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
The sausage rolls and the southern fries. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Right, OK, so the southern fries, the sausage rolls | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
and the apple tart - 200 for 20 minutes. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
No, the southern fries are 15 to 18. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Right, OK, so we'll put them in for five minutes first. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-Which ones? -Southern fries. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Got you, Beth, got you. It's all under control. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
-BEEPING -What's that noise? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
It's the oven, Cathy. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
I mean, see that drive up to the time-share, | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
the scenery is absolutely beautiful. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
I mean, the hills, the lochs, the... the wind farms. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
It's just beautiful. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
I mean, see the last time we went up, the weather was smashing. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
We took Cathy's car, got the roof down. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
It was gorgeous. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Until we hit the deer. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-Oh, no. -No, no, no, it was all right. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
I mean, Cathy had wipes in her bag. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Cream leather interior, though. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I mean, some of the stitching's still a bit pink. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Right, sausage rolls at the top, Cathy. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Have you not got another oven glove? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Shift that pie to the bottom | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
and then we'll be able to get some waffles in next to the cod. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Come on! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-I've got the wine. -Good. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Got it. Wine in the bag. Can you imagine if I dropped it? Smash! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Broken glass, people picking it up, trying to be helpful, | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
but then ending up cutting themselves | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
and your mum having to look for plasters! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Sorry. I think I'm nervous. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Why? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
Just about telling everyone that we're moving in together. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
See, what I was thinking... | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
I'm not sure today's the best day to tell them about that. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Oh. OK. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Look, I'm really, really pleased about it, honest, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
but let's just hang fire and wait till we see my mum on her own. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
All right. Fair enough. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
That's fine. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
Does your mum even drink prosecco? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Give it a couple of hours and she'll drink anything. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-Hello! -Oh, right, that's Ian and Jaz. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Let me give you that. You hold the fort for two minutes. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-Come in, come in. -All right, Ma? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Oh! -What's that smell? Something in the oven? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-Shut your face. Hello there, Jaz. -Hello, Mrs Baird. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-How you doing? -Good, thank you. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
-Oh, great. Right, so are you back at work yet? -Not yet, no. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Listen, I'm so sorry to hear about your freezer. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Och, don't worry about it. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
I said to Ian, I can't imagine anything worse, honestly. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Except maybe something happening to your eyes, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
or having a fall and your front teeth getting smashed. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
There you go. That's for you. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-Oh, thanks! What's this? -It's just a wee bottle of wine. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
We got it at the petrol station. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Um, right, well, let's go through. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-Hi, guys. -Hiya. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Hello, Mr Baird. -Hiya. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
Hi, Colin. All right, Dad? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
All right, son, yeah. How's it going? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Aye, good. All good. How's you? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Oh, no' too bad, aye, aye. You all right? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Aye, aye. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Good. Good. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Um, this is Christine. She lives next door. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Hello. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
Oh, wait till I get turned here. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Oh. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
This is Jaz, Christine. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Oh, hello, Jaz. So you're Ian's gay lover. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Mum! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Sorry. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Have you met Sophie before, Christine's daughter? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
-Hi, I'm Jaz. I'm Ian's... I'm Jaz. -Hiya. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Remember I told you Jaz works for the electricity, Christine? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
-Oh, does he? Very good. -But I'm off sick at the minute. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-Really? -Yeah. -How come? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
-Stress. -SHE GASPS | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Stress! Oh, that's a terrible thing. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Here, you come and sit yoursel' next to me. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
You all right, then, young man? Keeping out of trouble? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-Trying my best. -Not like your old man, eh? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh, God, yeah, the freezer, eh? What happened there? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
It was an accident. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
What it was, was we were out watching the football... | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Oh, yeah, the football. What was the score? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
-It was 4-0. -Cool. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
To Malta. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Ah. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
I've had to have this one back up at the doctor's an' all, Jaz. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-Have you? What's the matter? -Oh, her scalp's away again. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Her pillow's like the top of a Victoria sponge. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
They're saying that's stress, an' all. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-Well, it could be. -Is it, shite. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
She spends all day, every day, sat in the house with me. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
I mean, what's she got to be stressed about? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Maybe the seal on the door's away. I mean, you've had it for a while. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
We saw good deals on freezers the other day - | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
on Amazon, I think it was. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
Jaz... Jaz, where was it we saw the freezers | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
that you said to me were a good price? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh, Amazon. Chest freezer. 199. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
199? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:03 | |
Excellent price, Beth. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
We're no' getting a new freezer. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
There's nothing wrong with the one we've got. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
199, Sophie. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Here, we need to take a run up to this Amazon place, you and me. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
Jaz, what sort of capacity are we talking about here? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
I'm sorry, but I don't know. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Mind you, every time I think about chest freezers, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
I just think about serial killers chopping people up | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
and stuffing them into wee bags. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
I'll just nip through to the kitchen and see how we're getting on. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Any dips? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
How are we getting on? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
Oh, you're back. Anything else I can do for you? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
No, you're all right. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
Okey-dokey. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Just let me know when it's time for the broom to go up my arse. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
What's in there? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Oriental rice and half a pork chop. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
-BEEPING -Mm... | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
ignore the beeping. I'm timing it on my phone. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
That's maybe it ready now, actually. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
SMOKE ALARM BEEPS | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
This ringing's awful bad today. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
I'll need to get straight down to wee McGill on Monday | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
to see about it. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Here, Jaz... She was harping on about that earlier. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
I says to her, gie your doctor a bell! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
You know, a bell. Ringing. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Ah, fuck it. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
BICKERING VOICES FROM KITCHEN | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
You all right, doll? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
-So what you been up to? -Ach, just the usual. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Taking my mum up to the doctor's, then taking her to the chemist, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
then taking her back to the doctor's | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
when she doesnae like what the chemist has gave her. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
-Sounds like you could do wi' a bit of change of scene. -Aye. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
But she's got a hospital appointment soon, so... | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-There you are. -How are you? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Good, aye. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Hungry? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Oh, so-so. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
God, that's a lot of food your mum's got to cook. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Lucky she's got Cathy in there helping her, eh? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
The stuff that was in there, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
it's no' Cathy she's needing, it's the bloody Time Team. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
And, of course, it was later on, towards the end of 1986, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
that was when I took the septic toe | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
when I was on holiday in the Algarve. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
You ever been to the Algarve, Jaz? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
No. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Beautiful beaches, but very poorly served | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
when it comes to 24-hour chiropodists. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Right, get stuck in. -Oh, yes! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-There's quiche, chicken wings, apple pie. -This looks great! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
And some mixed veg, braising steak, and a bit of Arctic roll. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
Oh, here, Sophie, you get for me. Ian, Sophie'll plate me up. Oh! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:40 | |
-Col? -Just a bit of everything for me, Cathy. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-Here, Eric, that's the beauty of a buffet, is it no'? -Aye. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
You get a wee bit of everything. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
He can't. No red meat for you, Eric. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Cath, put a few sprouts on a napkin for him. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Sprouts? Ho-ho! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Oh, oor Sophie's a nightmare with them. Savoy cabbage, as well. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:59 | |
Oh, I can hear her through the wall when I'm lying in my bed at night. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
Pff, pff, pffff. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
It's like Transit van backfiring. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-Are you having a good time? -All right, yeah. Good. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
-Nice chat with Christine? -Yeah. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
She was just telling me about her septic toe. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Sausage roll? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
No. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Here, Beth... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Beth, here. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
You never told me that he was... | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
He was what? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
That he was, you know... | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-..English! -Oh. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Well, it's nice to get a seat. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
All right if I take two minutes, is it, Beth? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
That all right, is it? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Honestly, she invites you round for lunch | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
and no sooner are you through the door | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
and she's shoved a tea towel in your hand | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
and she's working you like a donkey. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
You have done a smashing job. This is a lovely spread. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
FOOD CRUNCHES | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
Lovely crunch in this wee... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
these wee... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
What is this, anyway, Cath? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
This jumper is stinking. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
It's cashmere, Colin. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
It's just grabbing every ounce of fat there is in there. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Skiddly wee kitchen with no cooker hood. It's like the fires of hell. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
What's that, Mrs Baird? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
It's either a pakora or a Scotch egg that's gone for a wee walk. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
I was saying to Eric, if this had happened to us, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
we'd have been cooking from now till doomsday | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
with all that stuff in our big doubler. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Oh, we would have. Eric, was Colin telling you about the salmon? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
-He was, aye. -You want to see the size of it. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
-What's it like, Cathy? -It's a monster. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
That's exactly what it is. It's a monster. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-Col, away and get it. -Eh? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
Go and get it and bring it in so everyone can see it. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-Colin caught it himself, didn't you? -I did, aye. I... | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Well, I bashed its brains oot | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
with this thing that the... the gillie gave me. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
What was it called again? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-A club. -It was a club, aye. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Go and get it. They're dying to see it. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Look, it's fine, Colin. Sit and enjoy your food. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Do you want a few more... wee brown things? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Get it! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
How are you boys doing? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
I feel as if I've hardly seen you. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Probably cos I've been in that bloody kitchen the whole time! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Anywa-a-a-ay, toot-toot. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-So, you OK, Jaz, yeah? -Yeah, fine, not bad. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
Beth said you'd been off work with the stress. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
He's going back in a couple of weeks, though, aren't you? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Yeah. Maybe. Hopefully. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Aw, good. So what was it caused it, then? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Was it just a build-up of stuff, or did you have a full breakdown? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Oh, just various things. But I'm feeling a bit better now. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Oh, that's good. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Mind you, must be tough being off, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
sitting in the house on your own all day, staring at the walls. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
That'll get you down, as well. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
I'm not on my own all the time. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Are you no'? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
No, Ian's round quite a bit. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
-Not every day, though? -No, not every day. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Well, it will be every day, won't it? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Will it, Ian? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
-Eric, out the way, this is hot! -Right. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-Where's Cathy? -Er, talking to Ian and Jaz. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
This bloody salmon. Who brings a fish to someone's house? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Oh, hi, Cathy. Huh! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Beth, you're not going to believe it. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
What? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Ian's moving in with Jaz. Isn't it exciting? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Is that champagne? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Er... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
I didn't know what to say. I just panicked. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
It's fine. Don't worry about it. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
She was talking and staring at me. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
Then I started looking at her facial hair | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
with the bits of make-up in it, and I lost my concentration. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Look, it's OK. Maybe she won't say anything. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Ooooh! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Right, here's to the big move. Here you go, you two. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
-Oh, whoopsie. -Er, what's going on? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
They're moving in together. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Here, Beth, get a couple of mugs for you and Eric, get a drink of this. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
Here she is! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Oh-ho! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Wait till I get a look at this. There we go. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
Oh, Christ! look at the size of that. It's like fucking Jaws. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:12 | |
HE SINGS JAWS THEME TUNES | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
It was my fault. I wasn't meant to say. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
You could have told me you were thinking about it. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
I hadn't really thought about it, though. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
I asked him to, last night, after dinner. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
We had corn on the cobs. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Do you not think you're rushing into it a bit? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Mum, I can't stay here for ever, can I? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
I wish I could Sellotape my mouth shut sometimes. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Here, Col, take that. I'm bored of it now. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Col, get a glass. Ian and Jaz are moving in together. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Oh, are you? That's nice. Well, good on you, boys. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:44 | |
S'cuse my fish fingers. A wee flat-share, eh? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
No fighting over the biggest bedroom, eh? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Here, Eric, we know where to go | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
-if we fancy a few cans in front of the football, eh? -Oh, aye. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Poor Beth. She'll be heartbroken. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
I'll need to make an effort | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
to come over and see her more often, cheer her up. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Are you eyeing up that fish, Sophie? She is, isn't she? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Does she like salmon, Christine? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-Cathy... -Sophie, look into its eyes. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
-Cathy! -What? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Here, Cath, what say we give Beth and Eric this as a present, eh? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Something to start them off again. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
-That is a brilliant idea. -Well, I'll... | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
-Beth, take it. I hate salmon. -Honestly... | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
It's cos your freezer's no' big enough. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Cath, she's worried it'll no' fit. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
See, just take the head off and bend its tail back, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
it'll fit in no bother. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
Eric, you got a wee hacksaw? We'll just whip its head off the noo. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
-What's he saying? -They're going to decapitate the fish. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
We'll sort it later, Colin. But, cheers, thanks for the thought. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Not at all, squire. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Give it a good rinse under the tap. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
That river I dragged it out of is no' the freshest. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
It was quite near the caravan site, if you know what I'm saying. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
Oh, that's just great(!) | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-Sophie, look, just stamp that in with your Pumas. -Leave it! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Just leave it! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
All right, Beth. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
It's only a cheap glass. No need to get all Mrs Nippy. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Now, Cathy, I've just about had enough. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Oh, come on, now, Beth. Here, Eric, get her a glass of wine. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
She's been up to her eyes in breadcrumbs all day. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Beth... -Cathy, thanks for coming over, and thanks for all your help, | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
and thanks for the offer of the salmon, but we just don't want it. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:32 | |
Excuse me? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
As I say, thanks for the thought, but we'll pass on it, thank you. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
Eric, what's the problem? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
-Beth... -Shut up, Eric. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
CATHY GASPS | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
I came in here today, Beth, to help you out, as your friend, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
as your neighbour, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
but most importantly, as your... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
..friend. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
And you have had me in that kitchen, working me like a bastard, Beth, | 0:25:54 | 0:25:59 | |
with scampi you could beat someone to death with | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
and tinfoil and sinks and the heat and noises... | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
And then Colin, out of the goodness of his heart, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
offers you a beautiful gift of a fish, | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
and you throw it back in our face. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Is that what you're doing, Beth? Are you throwing fish in my face? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
Now, you listen to me, Cathy... | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
It's no wonder Ian's decided he's moving out. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
-Out you go. Go on. -Oh! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
-Fine. -Take it. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
Mum! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
No, no, no, no, no. That is your present, Beth. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Take the salmon, Cathy. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
-Colin, tell her. It's her fish. -It's your fish, Beth. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
I don't want it. Take the salmon away. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
All right, give it to me! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
It never would have fitted in your silly little freezer anyway. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Ha! Right, would it not? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Give it! | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
Ah! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
-Ooh! -Mum! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
INDISTINCT VOICES IN OTHER ROOM | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
BETH GRUNTS | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
-Eric, could you move...? Just move oot the way. -Mum... | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
What's she playing at? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
-Where's my big knife? -Beth... Beth! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Hold that. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
CRACKING | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Right! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Everyone happy now? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
-Mrs Baird. -What? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
That door's not shut properly. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie laddie | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie lamb | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie laddie | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie lamb | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
# He shall get a fishy in a little dishy | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
# He shall get an eggy and a bit of ham | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
# He shall get a fishy in a little dishy | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
# He shall get an eggy and a bit of ham | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie laddie | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie lamb | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie laddie | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
# Dance to your daddy, my bonnie lamb. # | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 |