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HE SIGHS | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-Oh, hi, Eric. -Hi, Cath. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
I'm just doing Colin's scrambled eggs. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Colin, I've stirred it, what do I do now? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
-Er... Colin up, aye? -Uh-huh. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
I was wondering if he could give me a hand | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-to shift the bed out of Ian's old room. -Colin! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Eric needs you to help move a bed. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-What? -He need you to help move a bed! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Tell him I'll be round after my scrambled eggs. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
He says he'll be round after his scrambled eggs. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Do you know how to make them, Eric? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
-TOILET FLUSHES -Cathy, tell him I'll just come now. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
I'll get my scrambled eggs after. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
I'll just do him some toast when I get back. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-I'm coming, too, yeah? -Uh... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Then you've got your bibs, you've got your car seat, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
you'll need weaning spoons, no' to mention a good potty. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
You loved your potty. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
I've got lovely photos of you sitting on it, grinning away, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
taking care of your business. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
And you'll need a steriliser for your bottles. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-I don't need bottles. -You don't need bottles?! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-No, I'll breast-feed. -That's not as easy as you think. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Look at the hassle I had with you. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Every time I opened my nightie, you screamed the place down. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
I must have got that off my dad. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-Pardon? -Look, I've not even been for my first scan yet. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Well, when is it? I'll need to mark that up on my calendar. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Now, where are we? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Please don't say it's the 11th. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
What's the 11th? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
It's the anniversary of your gran dying. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-Oh, and don't say it's the 12th. -What's the 12th? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
I've got that guy coming to see that wasp's nest at the back door. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
It's the 13th. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-Friday the 13th? -Uh-huh. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
I'll mark that in. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
That's great. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
So, have you heard from Christine? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
She's tried to phone a few times, but I don't want to get involved. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Oh, use this for mine, will you? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-Ooh. Decaf? -Yeah. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
My counsellor said to me, "Cathy, cut out the stimulants." | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
-OK, right. -Tea's fine, as long as you put a bit of Baileys in it. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Ah. So how's it going with the counsellor? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Brilliant, Beth. I should have done this years ago. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
That's great, Cathy. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
She said to me, I have one of the worst cases | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
of low self-esteem she has ever seen. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
It's all about talking, Beth. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
You know me, I keep everything to myself. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Like all that stuff about trying for a baby, I just... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I bottle that up. Apart from the night | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
I had to stay here when me and Col had the, erm, fall-out. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
And the time that Eric saw me walking along the bypass. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
And the time I got kicked out of the Early Learning Centre | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
for slapping the assistant. Bitch. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Well, I just wanted to know what was happening... | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
And that is NOT healthy. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
She said I need to put myself first for a change | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
and start opening up. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
So, from now on, you'll be glad to hear, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
I'm going to be doing a lot more talking. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
About me. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Here we go. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
-Ugh! -Do you want me to go on that side? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-No, no, I'm all right. -Are you sure, Eric? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
I mean, no offence, but you're carrying plenty already. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
I'm fine, let's get on with it. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-OK. -Hup! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Oh, here, did I tell you that me and Cathy | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-went for the memory foam, Eric? -Oh, right, did you? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
What an invention that is. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-Aye? -Aye. You know, you want to feel this thing | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
when you're lying on it, Eric. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Honestly, it's like... It's like going to sleep on a cloud. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
It's soft, but not too soft. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
It's firm, but not too firm. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Anyway, three big swigs of Night Nurse and into that - | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Cath went over like a lamb. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Smashing. Do you think we could just...? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Oh, of course. Look, I'm sorry. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Right. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Oh, here, did I tell you about | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
the fitted wardrobes we've got our eye on? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Oh, for... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
And I don't suppose it's worth asking | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
if the proud father will be in attendance at the scan? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
He whose name remains a mystery? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
God, don't start this again. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
-Is it Duncan? -No! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Is it Duncan's brother? -No! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Is it Marco? -No! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
-Is it Marco's brother? -Marco doesn't have a brother. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Who's that he's got driving his van for him, then? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Matt's his uncle. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
What, the wee guy in a leather jacket with the tiger on the back - | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-that's his uncle? -Uh-huh. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Is it him? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Och... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
THUD! Ouch! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
-Have you got it? -Aye, I've got it. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
That's you. Oh! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Watch your paintwork. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Keep going. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Keep going. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
That's you. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
Bet you're glad I'm here, eh? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
She said to me, "Cathy, just because you can't have kids | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
"doesn't mean you can't have goals in life." | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
So I've said to Colin, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
I definitely want a Mazda for Christmas, and... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
I've written to Loose Women | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
and I've asked if I can be a presenter. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Is it Archie from the garden centre? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-No. -Is it Archie's brother? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-No. -Michael. Is it Michael? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
I've had enough. I can't listen to this. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
All right, all right. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Sophie, come back here. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Let's just leave it. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
I shouldn't pester you for the name, it's my fault. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Come back and sit down. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
Come on. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
I know what we can do - why don't we get stuck into a bit of knitting? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
Knitting? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Aye. That's what we all used to do, you know. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Your gran knitted you a whole outfit for coming home from the hospital. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
Hat, mitts, cardigan, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
jumper, tights, shawl. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Mind you, no sooner were you home | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
then we had to take you straight back up there. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-How come? -Your temperature was through the roof. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Where's my...? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Oh, you know, all my knitting stuff's away out in the hut. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
-The hut? -Aye, the hut. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
What's it doing in the hut? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
I don't know. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Go and get it for me, will you? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Mum! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Mum! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Mum, the door's stuck! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
The door isn't stuck. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-It's locked. -Locked? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
What are you doing? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Mum, open the door! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
I will open the door when you tell me | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
who the bloody hell the father of this baby is! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Ugh. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-Here? -Aye, just dump it there. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Right. Cheers for the help, Colin. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
-So when's the collection? -Tomorrow morning. -Aye? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
You want to watch, leaving that out overnight. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I left a desk out front - | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
some bastard shat in one of the drawers. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-Dear God! -I wouldnae have minded, but he left it lying wide open. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Maybe I'll just stick it in the garage overnight. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
That's a good idea. I'll get the door for you. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Thanks, Colin. I think I can manage it from here. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
There's your golf clubs there, Eric. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-Eh? -Mind you said you couldn't find them | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
that time I asked you if you fancied a wee game? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-Oh, aye, aye. Aye, so they are. -Here, now we know where they are, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
we'll need to get you up to the club for a round. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Oh, look... -No, no, no, listen, no bother at all. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
We'll get you up there, introduce you to a few of the guys. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
I tell you, they're nice fellas. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
We just don't want to get stuck with them, | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
because someone cannae half yap, if you know what I mean. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-Look, really... -Shh! -'Do you hear me?' | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-'Do you hear me?' -Here, Eric. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Come here and see this. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
'What?' | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
What's she doing? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-'Do you hear me?' -Is she giving the hut a row? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Because I am going to find out exactly what you've been up to! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
So, how are you, missus? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
How you coping with all this upheaval going on? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Well, once we've got the sofa bed in and the blinds up... | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Mm, not really going to make up for losing a son, though, is it? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
Well, it's not exactly "losing a son". | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
No, but as Fiona, my counsellor, said to me, | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
it's all about how you feel. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Well, I feel OK. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
You see elephants, Beth? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
The mums actually burst into tears when their wee calves head off. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
They get so upset, they can actually die of a broken heart. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
They just lose interest in everything. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
They stop squirting water out their trunks, | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
their ears stop flapping, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
and they go off their leaves. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
They just give up. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
And eventually, they just wander off, into the forest, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
lay down on their sides, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
and they never, ever get back up. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Are you an elephant, Beth? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
'Beth!' | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
What is it? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Come here and see this. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
'You can bang all you like.' | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
'Let me out! I need the toilet!' | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
There's a watering can in there, you can go in that. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
'Let me out!' | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Christine? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Oh, hi, Beth. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Eh, what are you doing? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Nothing, I'm just having a wee afternoon in the garden. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Mrs Baird! Let me out! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-Hello, Cathy. -Everything OK, Christine? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Oh, yes, everything's fine. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Let me out! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
Sophie in the hut, is she? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Christine, come on, let her out. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
-No. -Why not? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-Because! -Why have you locked her in the hut, Christine? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
I haven't locked her in the hut. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-Yes, you have. -No, I haven't! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Is she in there? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
-Yes. -Is the door locked? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-Yes. -Who locked it? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
-I did. -So you locked her in. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
Well, when you put it like that. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
'Let me out!' | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
I am sensing a lot of conflict here. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Och, away! We're fine. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
If you kick that fucking door one more time, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I'm going to come in there and leather you! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
'Let me out, then!' | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-Christine, come on. -Beth, Beth, wheesht, I've got it. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Christine, let's just take a deep breath in... | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
SHE INHALES | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
..and think sensibly about this. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Do we think this is the best way to handle a simple disagreement? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
No. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
So do we think the first thing we need to do is... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
open the door and let Sophie out? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
-No. -Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Beth, go and get the axe. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
Look, Christine, you can't keep her locked in the hut. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
So open the door and we can sort whatever this is out. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
OK? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Sophie! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Wait, Sophie, come on! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Dear me. I tell you what, when Beth's done sorting that lot out, | 0:11:53 | 0:11:59 | |
she can head over to Palestine and get stuck in there. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
It'll be a piece of piss compared to that! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
At least Cathy's there, though, you know? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Do her Kofi Annan bit and help keep a lid on things. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
Did I tell you she's been having counselling? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-Aye? -Aye. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
-The change is unbelievable. -In her or the counsellor? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -Women are different from us. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
They get awfully emotional about things. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
They cannae do what we do, which is just focus on what's in front of us. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
They're awfully easily distracted... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Is that a dartboard? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Here we go, Christine. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
-That tastes funny. -It's decaf, Christine. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
No, it's kind of creamy. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-Oh, no, that's mine. -Oh. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
So, tell me, what has been going on? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Where do you want me to start? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
You decide. I am just here to listen. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Well... When I first had Sophie... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
We're not going back that far. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
She's maybe just excited about everything that's going on. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
"Och, I'm so excited, what shall I do? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
"Shall I look up baby names? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
"No, let's just go and lock someone in a hut." | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
She's a nightmare, Mrs Baird. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
She'll just be worried about you. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
She's a nosy cow. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-Sophie, come on. -Well, she is. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
She just wants to know absolutely everything. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-Like what? -Well, like, when's your first scan? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
Have you looked at prams? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Who's the father? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
You know, the one I feel sorry for is Sophie. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Well, I do, too. It's easy done. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
You don't know what you're doing at that age. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
I remember the first time I did it. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Talk about nervous - it took me three goes | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
to get the money out of my wallet. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
I mean, the thing is, everything's different now. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
I mean, everything seems to be do with sex. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
-I know! -It's everywhere. -It is. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
You walk down the street, you're getting bombarded by it. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
And the things young people wear these days, it's terrible. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
If that's not enough, you've got these things on your phone - | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
you just click, and you get photos of folk popping up, | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
ready to do it at the drop of a hat. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
It's dreadful. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Really, really dreadful. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
I should have had her on the pill. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
The doctor said to me, "Christine, given her age, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
"her naturally trusting personality, | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
"and that new swing park going up across the road, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
"I'd get her on it ASAP." | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Why did you not? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
I thought she'd be fine. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
I made it clear to her on many, many occasions | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
the consequences of an unplanned pregnancy. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
The thing is, though, Christine... | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
boys will stick it anywhere. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
I thought she'd have more sense. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
It's up to her, though, isn't it? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
At the end of the day. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-What do you mean? -Well... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
..she's an adult. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
No, she's not. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
She's... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
She's... | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
Oh, Cathy! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
Come on, let's get a proper game, Eric. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Och, no, we're fine just having a muck about, are we no'? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Go on! Nearest the bull starts. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Oh, all right. -On you go! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
"Super, smashing, great, Eric. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
"Stay out the black and in the red, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
"nothing in this game for two in a bed." | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Try telling Sophie that! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
Whoops-a-daisy. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
I could get a flat. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-I could! I mean, I'm old enough. -What about your mum, though? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Well, I'll just get one with a camera on the door | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
so I can see her coming. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Sophie, your mum loves you. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
I'm sure this is nothing that can't be sorted. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
I mean, if the main thing is who the father is, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
why don't you just start by telling her who it is? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
The thing is, I want to tell her. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
I do. It's not like I want to keep it a secret. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-So just tell her. -I can't. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Why not? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Because I don't know. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Oh. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
The thing is, though, Cathy, she's still young. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
And she's naive. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
You and I, we're women of the world. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-I know. -We know what men are like. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Selfish, sly, conniving. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
Well, my Colin's not like that. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
No, he's just an arse. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
Not bad. Not bad at all. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Quite the wee Robin Hood there, eh? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-Thanks very much. -You ever play for a team or anything? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-What, like...? -Like a pub team? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
No. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
I used to run that one in the wee place behind the big Sainsbury's. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
We had some fun there. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Mind you, got to the stage | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
-a lot of folk were just overdoing it with the bevvy, you know? -Really? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
Oh, Christ, aye. I mean, see happy hour in there? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
It was like Custer's Last Stand! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
-Right, me to go first? -On you go. -Aye. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh, I don't know, Cathy. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Maybe it is my fault. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Maybe I've mollycoddled her for far too long. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Maybe I just have to accept | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
that this is her growing up. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Why don't you two have a wee chat? Come on through the kitchen, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
and you two can sort it all out. Come on. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Yes! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
HE HUMS: Chase The Sun | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Hard lines, squire. Listen, sorry about that wee confusion there, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
because I genuinely thought three 18s were 96. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Mmm-hmm. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
-Shall we play a decider, then? -Yeah, why not? -Right, me to go. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-Hey, hey! -What? -You went first last time. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-It's me. -So I did. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
What am I like? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Hi, Beth. How you doing, Sophie? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Listen, Christine has something to say, are you all right with that? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
Actually, Sophie's got something she needs to say to Christine, too. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
-Don't you, love? -In you come, Christine. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Awful smell of bacon in here. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
On you go, Christine. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Right. Well. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
I've been chatting to Cathy and, basically, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
I just wanted to say that I appreciate | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
that you are now a grown-up, | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
that it's your life, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
and I will support you no matter what. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Oh, and I'm sorry I locked in the hut. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
-That was bad. -Mmm. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
-Even though... -Christine. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
That was bad. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Now, Sophie, what have you got to say to your mum? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
-Go on. -Look, Mum, | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
the reason I haven't told you yet whose baby it is | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
-isn't because I don't want you to know. -It's all right. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
But I do want you to know. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
-I understand. -Christine, let Sophie talk - | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
this is your time to listen now, Christine. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Fair enough. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Good. Sophie, this is your turn to get on with it. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Like I said, I do want you to know. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
It's just... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
It's just...? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
It's just... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-..I don't know. -What you mean, you don't know? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Uh-uh, Christine. What do you mean, you don't know? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
She does kind of know, don't you, love? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
I do kind of know, uh-huh. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
What she means is, she's just narrowing it down. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Narrowing it down? How many have there been?! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Christine! How many have there been? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-Just two. -Well, you'll be able to work it out from the dates, | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
-will you not? -Well, the thing is, though... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Oh, Christ, there's more? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Christine, keep it nice. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Sophie, spit it out. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
The thing is, though... | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that, uh, you know, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
work it out from the dates. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
How come? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Well... | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Because they were, er... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
They were quite close together. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
How close together? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Pretty close. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Very close, actually. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
How close is very close? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-Well... -How close? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
On the same night? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Christine, don't be ridiculous, I mean, she's... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Ooh! You wee shite. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
There's a draught coming in. Can you feel it? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
There's a draught coming in and blowing my darts off course. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I'll just replay that. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
-Hey! -What? -"Replay", honestly. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
-Right, what am I on? 52? -Erm, no, 70... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
No, it was... It was 52. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Yes! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Double 16 for the match. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Ooh, that was a marker. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
Right, here we go. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
CLUBS CLATTER | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
What happened there? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
Two on the same night. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
OK. That's OK. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Sophie, it's all right, we've all done it. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
And do either of them know? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
They don't know I'm pregnant. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
They're going to get a shock when they find out. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Aye, when they find out they're not the only one! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-Well, they know that bit. -How? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-Cos they know. -How do they know? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
Cos they were there, both of them, at the same time. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh, God save us! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Cathy, I cannae take it. I cannae take this. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
I've never heard anything like it in my life! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
All right, Christine, it's all right. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
It's just been a wee threesome, hasn't it, Sophie? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Honestly, Christine, it's more common than you think. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Isn't it, Beth? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-What? -I'm just saying, | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
it's much more common than people think, this... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
this threesome stuff, isn't it? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Er... Yes. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-Very common. -Is it? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-Uh-huh. -Have you done it? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Me? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
Erm... Yes. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
-Really?! -Uh-huh. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Loads of times. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
I don't see anything wrong with it. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
In fact, I quite enjoy it. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
The more the merrier, I say! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Have you done it, Cathy? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
-Me? No. -Thank God for that. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
For a minute, I thought you two might have... | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Me and Beth? Christ, no! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
I've seen her getting changed for the aquarobics - | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
I've never been so glad to get my goggles on in my life! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
I told you, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
there's a draught in here. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Draught, my arse! You were trying to put me off. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
You're a... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
You're a cheating wee fanny. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Now, you can't say that. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
Oh, yes, I can. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
You're a fanny. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
You're a cheating little fanny. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Fanny, fanny, fanny! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
Now, Eric, I'm warning you. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Oh, you're warning me, are you? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
And what are you going to do about it? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
-Well, I'm, erm... -Eh? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
I'm going to leave this garage. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Right? And... | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I'm seriously reconsidering that offer to take you to the golf. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
You just can't bear it, can you? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
You can't stand the thought of other folk getting one up on you. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Whatever we do, whatever we've got, wherever we go, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
you have to be that bit better. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
You're no' happy unless you're pissing on other folk's chips! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
I didn't realise you were such a bad loser! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Ya fanny! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
What's important now is Sophie and the baby, isn't it? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
And now that everything is out in the open, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
we can move on and just focus on them. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Absolutely. And can I just say... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
..no more threesomes from now on, yeah? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
That goes for you, too, missus. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
We're all here to support you. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Whatever it is we can do to help, we will. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
I don't know what I'd do without you, Beth, I really don't. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
It's no trouble, we'll all muddle through. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Whatever it is you need, we'll make sure you get sorted. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-I'm OK. -I mean, I've still got a load of things in my loft. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
I've got a cot, a pram, that wee thing you put in the bath. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
Well, I'm going to get my own stuff. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Aye, that's what she's saying just now. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Uh-huh, you're right. She's right, Sophie. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Once you realise all the work that's involved, | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
you'll take all the help you can get. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Really, you know I can manage. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
And there is a whole load of toys, and Ian's bike. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
Two bikes - the one he got when he was bigger. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
-There's even a bed. -Look, I don't need a bed! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Mrs White, will you tell them? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
She... What bed? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
The one I've just moved out of Ian's room. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Oh, just take it, Christine, it's just a cheap single bed. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
-She'll take it. -No! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
I'll go and tell Eric it's to go through to yours - | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
it's always one less thing for you to worry about. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
You're a star, Beth. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Where would you be without us, eh? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
All right, if that's how you want to play it. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Don't make me use it. I will, Eric, I swear! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-I will. -Eric! What on Earth is going on? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh, thanks, Beth, good job you're here. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
He's getting all worked up. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
-Aye! -For goodness' sake! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
-Behaving like children! -It's him, he called me a fanny. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
-Och... -What's going on, Colin, what's going on? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
It's all right, Cath, it's all right. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
I came out to find these two all set for a punch-up! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
-I've got it, I've got it. -Oh, aye, have you got it? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
-Eric! -Don't lay a finger on my Colin, don't you dare! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
-Cathy! -This is all your fault, you wee fanny! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Eric, it was just a wee game of darts. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Here, Cath, you should've seen me. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
-HE HUMS: Chase The Sun -All right, Colin... -Right! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Eric! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
HE CONTINUES TO HUM | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
-He's not a fanny! -What's going on here? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Christine, don't get involved, please. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Eric's all upset. I beat him at darts. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
You did not beat me, you cheated! | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Oh, for God's sake. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
There was a draft, Christine. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
What's he doing? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Cathy, dig those big fake nails right into his fat neck! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
That's it. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Christine, that is enough - away you go next door. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
-On you go. -Oh, that's charming, that is. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
One minute it's, "How can I help you?" | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
The next it's, "Fuck off home" | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Hey, Mum, come on. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Hey, stop tugging at me. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Well, let's just go. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
No, you're not wanting to stay in here with the rest of the bikes? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
Well, I've called a spade a spade. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Come on! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
Where would I be without you? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Sophie? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
Sophie? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:12 | |
Sophie! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
# My girl baby-sits for someone on her block | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
# Then I come up to join her and we start to rock | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
# The baby hears the beat and, man, it is a shock | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
# When he goes... | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
# G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
# And when it's time to tuck him in his little bed | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
# With all that music runnin' through his sleepy head | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
# The little fella doesn't say good night - instead, he says... | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
# Boog-ooo, boog-ooo a-a-a-a-all-l-l-l-l gone! # | 0:27:37 | 0:27:42 |