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The following show is full of fools doing very foolish things. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Although nobody involved was seriously hurt, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
you should not attempt to repeat anything you are about to see. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
Mr T is on a special mission. He's been searching far and wide | 0:00:12 | 0:00:18 | |
Assembling an army of extraordinary individuals. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
People who boldly venture where others fear to tread. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:27 | |
People who dare to do things differently. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
People who aren't afraid to ask questions like, "Can I fit in that?" | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
"What's through that door?" And, "Do I really need a parachute?" | 0:00:34 | 0:00:41 | |
He's found the stupidest, clumsiest, most dangerous people on the planet. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
He's found the World's Craziest Fools! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Welcome to my show. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Today we got fools from all over the world. That's right, no-one's safe. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
You think you're safe in Poland? Wrong! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
You think you're in Canada? Incorrect. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
You think you're safe in Scotland? Yeah, I'm talking to you, hiding up there in John O'Groats! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
Wait till you see what's coming. First, have a look at this! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Working behind a desk can be satisfying and rewarding. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
There can also be some slow days. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Thankfully every office has at least one crazy fool to liven things up. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
Here's a computer guy fiddling with some computers. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
GLASS SMASHING | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
That's it, sucker, you show those machines who's boss. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
See if they try and break on you again. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Just another day at the office. Sales at this company are going through the roof. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:50 | |
Unfortunately the sandwich guy is coming down through the ceiling. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Good work, soldier! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Here's a couple of guys playing football. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Only they ain't playing football. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Football is when you put on a helmet and charge into someone. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
This is soccer, or lacrosse, or something. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Whatever it is, they just turned their pitch into a swimming pool. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I want 50 lengths by the end of the show. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Here's a guy who's going home for the day. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
I think we just found out who leaves the kitchen in a mess. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
I'm Evel Knievel! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
A bike in the office?! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
This is a major violation of health and safety regulations. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Now get another one. I want to see you two race. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Check out this next guy. Bored at work. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
He decides to blow off a few minutes spinning around in his chair. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
He keeps spinning till he feels bad. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Real bad! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
You better clean that up, and clean up your attitude while you at it. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:48 | |
This pen pusher got a little too much time on his hands. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Someone needs to give him some files to alphabetise. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
This footage is gonna come in handy when he has his office appraisal. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Now look at what he's done! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
This is what happens when you don't have enough files to alphabetise. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Have a look at these guys. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
They're on their way home from an office party in New York | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
when they decide to start horsing around. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
This statue cost 2,000 to fix. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
You do the crime, you pay the dime. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Now watch this. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I hope you're gonna pay for that, fool, or at least make some sort of contribution. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:13 | |
Being a fool isn't just nine to five. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
It's 24/7. Wrap your ears around this call to a supermarket in Wales. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:25 | |
What the heck is Wales? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I think he handled that pretty well, don't you? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
It ain't easy dealing with someone dumb on the phone. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Sometimes the best thing to do is laugh about it. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Aargh! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Aaargh! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Aagh! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Oh, BLEEP. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Oh, oh, oh! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh BLEEP! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Aagh! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Don't worry, he's OK. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Take a look at this. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
What do you see? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
A harmless glass of water, right? Wrong. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
Water's one of the most dangerous substances known to man. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
It's mean, it's ruthless, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
it makes fools of us all. Here's the evidence. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
This boat thinks it can make it under the bridge. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
It can't. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
This captain is smart. Now he's only got half the boat to look after. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
He just made his job much easier. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Argentina, and this fool's about to launch | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
his brand new 2m yacht. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Congratulations. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
You are now the proud owner of a submarine. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Error! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
This helicopter in Italy is trying to help a boat that has broken down. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
These guys are showing solidarity. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
You were in trouble, now we're in trouble, too. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Let's all be in trouble together. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
The Netherlands. Here's a guy trying a new approach to boat launching. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Next time, stick to the basics. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Boats are for water, not land. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
If you want a big vehicle for land, buy a monster truck. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Now take a look at these fools. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
That did not work out according to plan. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
At least, I hope it didn't. If that was the plan, it was a bad plan. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
Ferry crossing can be dull, but this company has livened things up a bit | 0:11:17 | 0:11:22 | |
by not screwing down their furniture. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
If this is likely to happen, I would advise finding a different to travel from A to B. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:51 | |
I would also consider how much I wanted to get to B in the first place, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
and maybe think about staying in A. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Can what you want to do in B be done in A remotely? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:02 | |
If so, A looks like a pretty good place to remain in. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
Next up, this happens. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Take care when docking your boat. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
If you're not sure what land is, it's the brown stuff that comes after the blue stuff. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:38 | |
Nova Scotia. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
This ferry is pulling away from the harbour, | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
but somebody forgot to untie the rope to the truck! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:51 | |
Fool! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
SEAGULLS CAW | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
Even the seagulls are laughing. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
You know things are bad when nature is mocking you. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
This is Allanburg Bridge in Canada. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
What does the P stand for? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Please don't crash me into a bridge. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Too late, sucker. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Don't worry, everyone's OK. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Being on a boat can bring out the fool in you. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Sometimes it can bring out the fool in you | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
before you even made it to the sea. Listen to this! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
On Lake Isabella in California, a woman appeared to be having problems with her new boat. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:03 | |
Having launched it into the water, she found the 22-foot yacht sluggish and difficult to manoeuvre. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:09 | |
No matter how much throttle she applied, it just wouldn't go any faster. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
Seeing her having trouble, one of the marina workers offered to jump | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
into the water and check the underside of her boat. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
When he resurfaced, he almost choked because he was laughing so hard. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Under the boat, strapped securely in place, was the woman's car. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
She had forgotten to unattach the trailer. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
There are lots of things that can go wrong on a boat. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
Five tips on how to be a good sailor coming at you now. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Number one, be careful when launching your boat. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:52 | |
If you find a halibut down your trousers, you've probably done something wrong. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:57 | |
Number two, be sure to wear the correct clothing. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
This may look like a harmless bit of fun, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
but he won't be smiling when that speed boat takes off. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Number three, always make sure that your boat is in fact a boat, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
and not a car. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
If it's got furry dice, an A-Z and a tin of cough drops | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
in the glove compartment, you've probably boarded the wrong vessel. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
Number four, brush up on your navigation skills. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
If you find yourself outside a branch of the Post Office, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
you're probably lost. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
Number five, be careful who you invite on board. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
If you see Ann Widdecombe's name on the passenger list, make sure she's sitting in the middle. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
There's only one way to really be safe and stay on dry land. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Remember, people, stay afloat, avoid the boat. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
Everyone needs to refuel from time to time. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Me, I like to fill up on bananas and tasty protein shakes. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
If you're a car, you're gonna need petrol. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
That means going to a petrol station. Check this out. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
Here's a guy who got a great new way to save money on petrol. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
Leave the handbrake off your car. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
No car, no petrol. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
I call that a win. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
This German lady has parked her car on the wrong side. Now she's trying to wrestle the hose around. | 0:16:55 | 0:17:01 | |
I used to be a wrestler, and I've got to tell you, this lady has invented some powerful new moves. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:15 | |
By the way, if you don't know that I used to be a wrestler, check out my muscles when the camera pulls back. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:24 | |
They are pretty insane. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Ever wondered what happened when you press the red button marked "Fire" at a petrol station? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
This lady just pressed the button by mistake and solved the mystery. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Here's a guy minding his own business | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
when a tyre comes from nowhere and knocks him off his feet. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
A lesson here, always be vigilant. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
You never know where attack is coming from. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
Here's a guy who drives away from the petrol pump with the nozzle still attached. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Next time he visits a gas station, he'll save time by bringing his own hose. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:23 | |
A gas station shop. Keep your eye on the lady who just paid for her gas. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:33 | |
The guy behind the counter must've said "come again soon", because here she comes. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:42 | |
Maybe she forgot her change, or she wanted to buy a protein shake. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Those things are tasty, but they make you do crazy stuff. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:54 | |
OK, you've seen some clips of craziness at petrol stations, | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
now listen to this real life story from Slovakia. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
If you don't know where Slovakia is, pay more attention in school. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:14 | |
A 30-year-old Slovakian man was driving when he realised his fuel gauge was broken. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:21 | |
Passing a service station, he decided to stop to be on the safe side. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
He than realised he had no way of knowing whether he needed any petrol... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
it was just too dark to see inside the tank. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
That's when he came up with the genius idea of using a cigarette lighter to illuminate the gloom. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:39 | |
To the man's surprise, the fuel tank ignited and the car blew up. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
The blast demolished most of the petrol station, but luckily | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
nobody was hurt and the man escaped with minor burns. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
He has been charged with endangering public safety. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
All these dumb suckers, going to petrol stations. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
I got to say, I pity the fuel. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
You best be laughing at my jokes. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "I'd love to be a crane driver." | 0:20:12 | 0:20:17 | |
I suggest you abandon that dream right now, cos you never ever gonna be as entertaining as these people. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
This is footage from a street in Egypt. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
A crane is trying to lift a steam roller. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Lifting is when things go upward. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
This is called dropping. Dropping is more of a downward manoeuvre. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
I don't advise it. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
Boom! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Here's another crane, knocking a building down. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
This was this guy's first day on the job. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
It also was his last. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
You are looking at a crane lifting a slightly smaller crane. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
Now you're looking at two broken cranes. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
If the goal here was to destroy all the vehicles in the yard, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
then this crane driver succeeded outstandingly. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
The United States of Portugal. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
These guys are lifting their truck down by the docks. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Perfect. That's exactly where I wanted it. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Let's call that lunch. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Here's a crane lifting some boxes. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Again, this is more of a dropping vibe than a lifting vibe. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:06 | |
Why are people finding this so difficult? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Ohio. This smokestack is about to be demolished. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Wrong way. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
No! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Get out of here! Get out of here! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
As you can tell, it was supposed to fall the other way, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
but where's the fun in that? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Don't worry, everyone's OK. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
This has been a educational day for those school children, and an exciting adventure. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
It's an edu-venture. I like that new word. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
Help me spread it. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
The foreman in the portaloo is about to get a nasty shock. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
Poor sucker. Someone needs to give this guy a hug, and then take a really long shower. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:19 | |
Tucson, Arizona. They're laying the foundations for a new block of flats. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:27 | |
Looks like the driver is the first guy to be moving in. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
So how do you like your new apartment? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
It's nice and roomy, but the view sucks. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
The world is fast and furious. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
It's hard to keep up with all the latest gadgets, like laptops and mobile phones and time machines. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:54 | |
For those of you who struggle, here's some rules for technology fools. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Rule number one, don't confuse a microphone with a mobile phone. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
SPEECH INAUDIBLE | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
SPEECH INAUDIBLE | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
Rule number two, don't confuse a microphone with a pepper grinder. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
How do you do this? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
What is this? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
It's a microphone. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
-What? -Microphone. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
I thought this was pepper. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Rule number three, never trust your sat-nav on your mobile phone. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:06 | |
This lady did and now she's in a fountain. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Rule number four... don't do this. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
BLEEP! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
Boom! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
Rule number five, be careful when using an escalator. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Make sure you know which end is the entrance, and which end is the exit. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
Fantastic! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
-Are you getting that? -I've got it. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Only in Glasgow! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
He must think this is the biggest stairs in the world. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Now take a listen to this phone call. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
'Please leave a message after the tone.' | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
That's the end of the show. Some of you are going to off your TVs and go to bed because you're good people | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
and you appreciate the benefit of an early night. | 0:26:55 | 0:27:02 | |
But before you do, here's my final thought. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Whatever you do, make sure you've got a plan. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
If you fail to plan, you're planning to fail. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
See you next time. So long, suckers. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 |