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Welcome to a world where nothing is quite as it seems.

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Welcome to Fake Britain.

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Police!

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-Get down! Get down on the floor now!

-Put your hands behind your back now.

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Here at the Fake Britain house,

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we'll reveal the fakes that are flooding the market,

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conning people like you and me and making money for the criminals.

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We'll investigate the fraudsters who are selling us

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something that isn't real and could be dangerous.

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And we'll help you avoid falling for a fake.

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Today on Fake Britain -

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the tradesmen faking logos to rip off homeowners.

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My father-in-law was actually showered by all of the foam

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that had just been left in the loft space.

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Tiles were loose, and if there was any high wind all of those

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would have been ripped off the roof.

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The fake edible glitter that you wouldn't want to eat.

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It shocks you to think,

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I've put this product on this cake that kids are going to be eating.

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The fake bailiffs threatening small businesses.

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I couldn't believe somebody could scam me out of just under £4,000.

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And the fake breathalysers that could cost you your licence

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or even your life.

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This is telling me I'm alcohol free.

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Anybody who relies on this is really playing with fire.

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There are around 100,000 county court judgements for debt

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issued against British companies every year.

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Some of these result in a visit by bailiffs or enforcement agents

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to recover the debt.

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So, if you get a call from someone who sounds official saying

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the business you work at, or even own, owes money

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you're going to sit up and take notice. It's a serious matter.

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But what if that phone call isn't everything it seems?

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This is Little Bunnies nursery in King's Lynn, Norfolk.

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Just after starting her shift, manager Becky received a phone call.

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Good morning, Little Bunnies.

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The man on the phone said he was from a firm of bailiffs

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and that the bailiffs were on their way to seize

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goods from the nursery to settle an unpaid debt.

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I was actually quite nervous when they phoned.

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They were very aggressive in the way that they were talking,

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very convincing that they were actual real bailiffs

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that just wanted to come and take all the equipment from the nursery.

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Becky was confused about the so-called debt owed by the business.

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More than that, she was worried about the impact on the dozen or so

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children currently in the nursery.

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So, she acted quickly.

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As soon as I hung up the phone I followed our security procedures.

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I got all the children from the front of the nursery into the back where it's quite secure.

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I stood at the front of the building with the telephone ready in case they were going to come.

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Becky then phoned her boss, the nursery's owner, Donna Jarvis.

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When Donna arrived she immediately phoned the man, who was calling

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himself a bailiff, to query the debt of which she had no knowledge.

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The man told her she owed £550 to an IT company for work on software

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plus a £250 bailiff fee.

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She insisted she knew nothing about the debt but he refused to listen.

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He says, "Sorry, love, we hear this all the time."

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He had the paperwork rustling in the background.

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He had a case reference number.

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My words to him actually were,

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"There's women and children in my nursery, a lot of children."

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His actual words were, "I don't care how many kids are in the building,

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"we're coming through the door."

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At that point I said, "Ridiculous, I'm phoning the police."

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He informed me, "No need, we'll be turning up with the police."

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The man told Donna the only way to stop the bailiffs

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would be to settle the debt.

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He gave her an 0845 number to call in order to pay up.

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The chap answered,

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"Hello, Northampton County Court. This is the payment line."

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I instantly went in very passionately and angrily saying,

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"I've just had bailiffs on the phone stating that I've got this debt."

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"Excuse me, madam, I need to stop you. Please can I take your reference number."

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Pretended to type it into a computer, you could hear the keys.

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"Yep, Little Bunnies Day Nursery. You owe this amount of money."

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He repeated the same dates off when it went to court.

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He was so good. He had an answer for every single thing I threw at him.

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Little Bunnies nursery wasn't the only business to receive

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a phone call from men demanding money.

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Jenny Tofts' hair salon in Cambridgeshire had a similar call

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out of the blue from someone claiming to work on behalf of the courts.

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He said he was calling from Croydon County Court

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and he was dealing with the judgment that had been made

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against my business, as I'd not turned up to the court case.

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I then obviously said, "What court case? I know nothing about this."

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I'm like, "God, I've never had anything like that in my life."

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I couldn't believe it.

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She had no idea what they were talking about.

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The man claimed Jenny owed nearly £2,000 in court fees

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and an unpaid debt for online advertising.

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They threatened that the bailiffs would arrive shortly

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unless she paid the debt.

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I questioned it and said,

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"Surely I don't have to make that payment now?"

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He said, "Yes, I'm afraid you do because the judge's ruled,

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"you now have a county court judgment against your business

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"and if you don't make that payment, they will come to your salon

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"and they will take goods to that value."

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What Jenny didn't know was if she'd had a real debt,

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real bailiffs would have needed to give her seven days' written warning

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before being able to take any enforcement action.

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By now, Jenny was seriously worried about her business.

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I didn't want someone coming in here with a salon full of clients,

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and I panicked because I thought, "What's that going to do

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"to my business, my reputation and everything else?"

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In King's Lynn, nursery owner, Donna,

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was also feeling the pressure as she spoke to a man who said

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he was a clerk on the Northampton Court payment line.

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I was almost convinced,

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I was almost convinced and I almost paid the debt.

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But Donna decided, finally, to pass the phone to her partner

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who had happened to be an ex-police officer,

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a fact that Donna made clear to the man on the phone.

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And it was only at that point that the young lad slipped with his nice,

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polite, "I'm a county court...county clerk" on the payment line.

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He went, "Oh, great."

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And then the line went dead.

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And then I re-phoned the 0845 number to get a mobile answer machine.

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And then I realised it was definitely a con.

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Donna had a lucky escape. She didn't pay the fake bailiff.

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But in Cambridgeshire, salon owner, Jenny,

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had been feeling the pressure and the man who said the bailiffs were coming

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to get their money and disrupt her business

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was doing everything to prove he was genuine.

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He got me to go online to these websites and type in reference numbers

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that he gave me, which then brought up all their information.

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I suppose I ended up believing what he was saying

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because he had an answer, almost, for everything, really.

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Thinking that she must somehow be in the wrong

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and fearing the disruption to her business, Jenny finally caved in.

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She paid nearly £2,000 into an account number given to her

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by the man on the phone.

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But later he phoned back claiming the money hadn't gone through and

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threatened the bailiffs again if she didn't make the payment once more.

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I panicked again

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and made that second payment.

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When Jenny checked with her bank,

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she was told both payments had in fact gone through.

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She'd lost thousands of pounds to fake bailiffs.

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I couldn't believe that somebody could...

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..scam me from just under £4,000 of may salon's money

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in the space of an afternoon.

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It's a huge sum of money for a business like Jenny's to lose.

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I'd got wages to pay, I'd got tax bills to pay.

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You go home every night feeling sick to your stomach

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and worrying about how you're going to pay for everything, and how

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your business is going to survive now this has happened to you.

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Jenny phoned Action Fraud,

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the UK's national fraud and internet crime reporting centre.

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They referred her case on to the National Fraud Intelligence Bureau,

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a specialised unit within City of London Police

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that's been set up to tackle fraud.

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Chief Inspector Matt Bradford if the head of the unit

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and he's identified a trend where fake bailiffs are cynically

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targeting particular types of business.

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Fraudsters seem to be targeting those softer

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and more vulnerable targets.

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We've had nurseries, schools, doctors, plumbers, you name it.

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Anyone can be vulnerable to this.

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And while Jenny lost around £4,000, other victims of the fake bailiffs

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might consider her to be one of the lucky ones.

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In one instance, lost nearly £20,000.

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That's a huge amount of money

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especially if we're talking about small businesses.

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That's a lot of turnover, a lot of hard work and it's just lost.

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Far from the being an isolated crime, there have been many cases

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of fake bailiff fraud, and the problem seems to be getting worse.

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The National Fraud Intelligence Bureau have done some research

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and analysis, and we've shown from less than ten,

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they've increased to nearly 25.

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That's 25 reports per month.

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Extrapolate that over a year and each one of those could have

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losses of hundreds, thousands or even multiple of tens of thousands.

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That's a lot of money that's going into organised crime,

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it's going into the pockets of fraudsters.

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After two months of painstaking negotiations with her bank,

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Jenny finally got her money back.

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She's still coming to terms with just how sophisticated the fakers were.

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I was amazed at the length this faker went to,

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to get the information that he did.

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Not only did he have information about me,

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he'd researched my business to make it believable, to make me believe.

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Whilst Donna had a narrow miss with the fakers,

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their actions have left her seething.

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It makes me extremely angry that somebody gets up in the morning,

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looks in the mirror and decides they're going to spend

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their working day threatening children and women.

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And the fact these fake bailiffs are out there taking this money

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is disgusting.

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Matt has some good advice for members of the public who get a call

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out of the blue from anyone demanding money.

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You need to make sure that you know who you're talking to.

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That means putting the phone down,

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doing your own independent research, phoning them back on a number

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that you've identified, not the number they've given you.

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Protect yourself and that's just by buying yourself some time

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and doing your research.

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Around 7,000 road accidents and 300 deaths each year in the UK

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are caused by drink-driving.

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This home breathalyser could help.

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It should tell you whether you're over the limit

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when you get behind the wheel.

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And if you're planning to drive in France, and 17 million of us

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will visit the country this year,

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then you'll need one in your vehicle because it's now the law.

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That means a lot of these things are going to be sold

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but, hopefully, not too many like this one.

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It's a fake.

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It's nightfall and we're out on the roads with officers

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from Dorset Police's traffic unit.

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They're on their way to a collision involving a young female driver

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who lost control and crashed into a parked car.

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Do you want to sort this out, while I go speak to the driver?

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She's not been seriously injured, there's doctors on scene. I'll just go and see her.

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Anyone involved in a road accident has to be breathalysed

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using one of these Home Office approved police breathalysers.

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Right. Fill your lungs with as much air as you can and keep blowing

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until I tell you to stop.

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Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Well done. Thank you.

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You're zero. All right? Thank you very much for that.

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While alcohol wasn't to blame for this accident, nearly 300 deaths

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on British roads each year are caused by drink-driving.

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The police rely on genuine approved breathalysers that give

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accurate readings to make the roads safer.

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Unfortunately, sir, you've failed your test, so I arrest you.

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These help them to make over 40,000 drink-driving convictions ever year.

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Members of the public can now buy their own breathalyser.

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But Fake Britain has discovered that some machines, falsely claiming to

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be approved by the police, are being sold online for as little as a fiver.

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Dorset Trading Standards have been investigating these products.

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We've got concerns on these breathalysers

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where there are any links to the police or any claim

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that they are a professional item when quite clearly they're not.

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They're cheap quality which could result in a danger for the user

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and other road users.

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Trading Standards' main concern about these fake breathalysers

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is that they could give false readings.

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Fake Britain wanted to see if these cheaper online products

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matched the performance of the real thing.

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So, we bought several allegedly police approved breathalysers

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and took them to Lion Laboratories, a world leader in breath alcohol

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testing equipment, whose products are approved by the Home Office.

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Dr Paul Williams is a forensic alcohol expert.

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Plainly, these are all low cost instruments

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and they use a very inferior type of detection technology

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for the actual alcohol analysis.

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It's not a good start.

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The alcohol readings displayed on these so-called

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police approved breathalysers would be useless in this country.

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This instrument is set up to measure alcohol levels

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as would be used in the United States and Australia.

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Got nothing whatsoever to do with the United Kingdom

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or even mainland Europe.

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This booklet is absolutely useless in giving any information about that.

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Dr Williams decided to test the fake police breathalysers

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with the equipment he uses to test

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his genuine Home Office approved products.

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When he blows into these jars, they'll release a vapour that

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simulates human breath at various concentrations of alcohol.

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Firstly, how do these breathalysers perform

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when they're tested at 1.5 times the UK legal limit?

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This is telling me I have a blood alcohol level of 0.05

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which is just over half the legal limit in the United Kingdom.

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Whereas in fact, I'm 1.5 half times the legal limit.

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This machine is reading less than half of what it should do.

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This is grossly inaccurate.

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If you relied on this fake breathalyser to check you were fit

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to drive after drinking, you would break the law and risk your licence,

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not to mention the lives of other road users.

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It's got a reading of zero percent.

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It's actually telling me I've got no alcohol at all in my body.

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But how would these fake breathalysers react to breath

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from a person who is three times the UK legal limit?

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Yet again, the readings are zero.

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Anybody who relies on this is really playing with fire.

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All of these devices gave false readings

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and their claims to be approved by the police are fake.

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Dr Williams is concerned about the implications for road users.

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These devices are purported to measure alcohol levels accurately.

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But they are simply not.

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We seem to allow these machines to come into the country

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and be used to test people.

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These instruments should not be on sale to the public.

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They are certainly not police grade equipment.

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We showed our test results to the head of Dorset Police's traffic unit,

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Inspector Matt Butler.

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That's really quite scary.

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What worries me is people are going to think

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they're doing the right thing, they're being sensible,

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they're being safe, but in actual fact they're not.

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They may go out, they may think they're safe to drive

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and be involved in a crash, hurt themselves or hurt someone else.

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So what really worries me is these pieces of equipment, rather than

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making the roads safer they're actually making them more dangerous.

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The police and Dorset Trading Standards also carried out a survey

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of fake breathalysers bought online and their results were worrying.

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Nine devices out of the 14 said you were safe to drive

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when you weren't safe to drive.

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You cannot rely on a piece of equipment that you buy

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from the internet to make sure you are safe on the roads.

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You may think you are safe but you may be over the limit.

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The police officers on the front line who have to deal with

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the damage caused by drink-driving have a simple message for drivers.

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We go to these instances regularly and we have to go and deal

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with the consequence of it.

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Knock on the door, give the bad news to the family.

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The message we give people is, don't drink and drive. It's not worth it.

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Baking has taken off in a really big way.

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We now spend around £1.8 billion a year on home bakery products

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and one of the most popular ways to make your creation stand out

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is to use this, edible glitter.

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Just sprinkle it over your home-made cupcakes.

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But you've guessed it, it's not what it seems.

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It's fair to say that the nation has gone baking crazy.

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Over 40 million Brits say they enjoy baking at home. That's a lot of cake!

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And the cake decoration business is booming with sales of baking products

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up by over 60%.

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Now the fakers want a slice of the action.

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Susan Farmer is a cake entrepreneur.

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Her business had started selling glitter from a company called

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Edible Art of Durham.

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I was quite impressed when we got the product in.

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It was lovely and sparkly.

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Tried it on a few sample cakes and things like that

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so people could actually see it on a product.

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We could hardly keep it on the shelves some weeks, it was just flying off.

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I thought it was a lovely product

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so I was quite happy to recommend it to my customers.

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But Susan was about to lose trust in the edible glitter.

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The Food Standards Agency had become concerned that the glitter

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being sold as edible was anything but.

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Trading Standards began an investigation

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into Edible Art of Durham

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and took samples of the glitter from Susan's shelves

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and other stores across Yorkshire.

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There was some concern that some of these items were not actually

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foodstuffs and they contained other things.

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So we visited various cake shops in West Yorkshire

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to look at the items they were selling to make sure that they were

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compliant with the Food Standards Agency guidance.

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When Trading Standards looked at the jars of edible art glitter,

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there were no ingredients listed despite some labels claiming

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it was for human consumption.

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The authorities needed to find out exactly what was in this so-called edible glitter.

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Samples were sent off for testing at West Yorkshire's public laboratory.

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This was the first stage of the investigation,

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looking to get an idea of what the material is.

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A very simple test is just to put it in water. Does it dissolve?

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You see these little particles of glitter are not reacting with

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the water at all, and we just get this snowstorm effect.

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Immediately, that gives us an idea we are not

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looking at foodstuffs, we're looking at something else.

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So, the scientists had confirmed this glitter was not a food.

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What exactly was it?

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They decided to analyse the glitter and a microscope.

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The pieces of glitter were all similar in size

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and similar hexagonal shapes.

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Thin and very regular but yet with jagged edges.

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So not like a natural material at all.

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At this stage we were beginning to think it might have been plastic.

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Further tests confirmed Trading Standards' suspicions.

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The glitter was in fact made up of polyethylene terephthalate,

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the type of plastic used to make bottles.

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Edible Art glitter was definitely not edible

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but unsuspecting members of the public had been eating it.

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It's not a food.

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Physically, it's in tiny hexagons with jagged edges

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and isn't something people should be consuming.

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So, it was a clear breach of food safety legislation because here was

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a material, not a food, but a plastic

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being sold for human consumption.

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Now that Trading Standards knew the glitter was plastic,

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they also knew the claims on the labels

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suggesting the glitter was food must be fake.

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It says that the article contains E171, which is a food additive.

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It also has a use by date of 2030.

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A consumer would conclude that this item is an edible food glitter.

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And what about the name of the company

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making the fake edible glitter, EdAble Art Limited of Durham?

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Despite the unusual spelling of the word,

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it did suggest that the glitter was indeed edible.

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When Trading Standards questioned EdAble Art about this,

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the company had an interesting defence.

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The trader actually made some interesting comments

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that the phrase EdAble Art actually related to the name of three mice.

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So it was Ed, Able and Art.

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So it didn't actually mean that the product was edible,

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which I found slightly bizarre.

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But in essence, we took the view that this product, as labelled,

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would give rise to consumers believing

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that it was a foodstuff and would apply it to cakes.

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Back in Durham, Susan Farmer was told by Trading Standards

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to immediately remove her entire stock of fake glitter from her shelves.

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The general public were also being warned not to eat the fake glitter

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as its effects on the human body weren't known.

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When I found out what they found in the product,

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I was absolutely disgusted.

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I felt as if I had been duped for about three years

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because that is how long I was stocking the product.

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Susan hadn't just been selling the fake glitter,

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she had unwittingly been sprinkling the particles of plastic

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all over the cakes she'd baked for customers.

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I had used the glitter on wedding cakes, cupcakes, christening cakes,

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so obviously aimed at children,

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birthday cakes aimed at children, which is the biggest thing.

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It shocks you to think I've put this product on this cake

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that kids are going to be eating.

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It is not a nice feeling to have.

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But fake glitter is not the only fake baking product out there.

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In Swansea, Rhys Harries and his Trading Standards team

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have seized a batch of over 200 suspected fake cake toppers.

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Figurines that are used to decorate children's birthday cakes.

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These cake toppers, we found in a local patisserie store

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which was selling fresh cakes for birthdays, Christmas parties, etc.

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We have Minions, which are quite popular, Disney princess,

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lots of Spider-Man figures.

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We sent a sample of all of these off to the trademark holders being Disney and Marvel

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and they've confirmed that they're all counterfeit.

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None of them are genuine products.

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The fakers have even put fake Disney trademarks

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on some of the fake cake toppers.

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But the biggest worry for Swansea Trading Standards

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is that they will come into contact with food.

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We have concerns about them, really. First, what's in them?

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What hygienic conditions they were made in? Is it a lead-based paint?

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What is going to leach out from this plastic from the paints

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into the top of the cake?

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Any consumers looking to buy this type of cake topper

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or any other sort of branded good,

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they need to get some assurances first to make sure this is a genuine product

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and they are not buying a fake product that could be dangerous.

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Swansea Trading Standards are still investigating

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the source of the fake cake toppers.

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But back in Leeds, West Yorkshire Trading Standards finally

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brought a case against EdAble Art Limited of Durham

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for the sale of their not very edible fake glitter.

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It turned out the product had never been designed to be put on cakes.

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This business had in essence been passing off arts

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and crafts decorations as a food article, which is not acceptable.

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Their intended use was actually to be used on Christmas

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and birthday cards and should never have entered the food chain.

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The company was ordered to pay over £13,500 in fines and costs

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at Leeds Magistrates Court.

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Trading Standards hope that this will send a strong message

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to those supplying goods that breach the Food Safety Act.

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The penalties for the these sorts of offences are very serious.

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Trading Standards officers up and down the UK do take food samples on a regular basis

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and where they come back wrong or there is an element of fraud,

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traders should expect to be prosecuted.

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An interesting ornament.

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It was for sale online and the seller said it's made of cow bone

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and it's an antique.

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But it could be fake.

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It could be made of something else.

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Something that is at the heart of an illegal worldwide industry.

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So is this ivory?

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Every year, around 35,000 elephants are killed in Africa for their tusks

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to feed the multi-million pound illegal trade in ivory.

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Many websites have banned the sale of ivory because of the trail

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of destruction left in the wake of this illicit business.

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But fakers have discovered a way to bypass the law

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and sell their illegal ivory online.

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They're passing off products made from illegal ivory

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as being made of cow bone.

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Investigators like Tania McCrea-Steele

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from the International Fund for Animal Welfare

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are concerned that consumers could unwittingly get themselves

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wrapped up in an illicit trade.

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People might accidentally be buying an illegal ivory trinket

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and breaking the law without their knowledge or consent,

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not realising by doing that they're fuelling

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the slaughter of tens of thousands of elephants.

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Elephant ivory products made before 1947, before ivory laws

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came into force, can be legally sold in the antiques trade.

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But if they were made after 1947 then their sale is illegal

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under international law.

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Tania's team is concerned that the fakers are flouting the rules

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by lying about what type of bone their products are made from

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and if it turns out to be ivory, how old it might be.

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Today, the team is investigating suspicious adverts

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and passing their details on to the police.

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I have just gone online now

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and immediately I have found this item

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which is masquerading as a cow bone, but I believe that is a fake claim

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because this looks like it has got Schreger lines.

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Schreger lines are unique markings that can be seen in cross sections

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of elephant ivory, but never in cow bone.

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The lines can sometimes be seen in photographs in online adverts,

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like the one Tania has spotted here.

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The elephants are being killed far away on Africa savannas

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but this type of trade is bringing it into our homes.

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Fake Britain decided to investigate how easy it might be

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for a consumer to accidentally buy illegal fake ivory online.

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We bought this carving that claimed to be antique and made from cow bone.

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We took the carving to the National Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh

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for the vertebrates expert Dr Andrew Kitchener to examine.

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This is apparently made of cow bone,

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but in fact it has these very distinctive lines on it.

0:27:470:27:50

This suggests the carving is not made of cow bone as claimed in the advert.

0:27:510:27:55

But it's actually made from an elephant's ivory tusk.

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These are slices through an elephant tusk.

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This is towards the base of the tusk where you can see the pulp cavity,

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which is where all the blood vessels and nerves are.

0:28:070:28:10

This tells us from the orientation of this piece

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that it was cut from the outer curve of a tusk.

0:28:140:28:17

The fact that it claims to be cow bone is just a complete fake.

0:28:170:28:21

So this is ivory.

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But what kind of ivory is it?

0:28:240:28:26

And where did it come from?

0:28:260:28:28

To find out, Fake Britain turned to forensic science.

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I am just going to remove the wheels.

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In the past few weeks,

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Dr Lucy Webster at the Wildlife DNA Forensic Unit in Edinburgh

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has been running tests to extract DNA from the bone carving.

0:28:400:28:44

A DNA test will allow us

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to distinguish between the different elephant species

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and whether it has come from an African elephant or an Asian elephant,

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to see what type of ivory this may have been carved from.

0:28:520:28:56

The results of the DNA test confirm that our carving is fake fake ivory.

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Despite the claims in the advert,

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it is definitely made from the ivory tusks of an African elephant,

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which is an endangered species and protected by international law.

0:29:080:29:12

Further analysis showed our ivory carving to be illegal.

0:29:130:29:17

It was made well after 1947 and is not antique as stated in the advert.

0:29:170:29:22

Fake Britain has handed the illegal fake ivory carving over to Alan Roberts

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of the National Wildlife Crime Unit for further investigation.

0:29:270:29:31

He has a word of warning for anyone buying carvings online.

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If you buy something that is mis-described,

0:29:350:29:38

that might be unlawful,

0:29:380:29:40

that might find you with a knock on the door from the police,

0:29:400:29:43

A - you lose your item, B - you may be prosecuted for it

0:29:430:29:47

and end up in court for something you can quite easily avoid

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by buying it through a legitimate source.

0:29:510:29:54

So you need some work done at your home.

0:30:000:30:03

Who do you get to do it properly?

0:30:030:30:05

Well, you might look for someone

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who is a member of a recognised trade association or federation.

0:30:070:30:10

Thousands of builders, roofers, plumbers

0:30:100:30:12

and window installers belong to them.

0:30:120:30:15

This is a quotation for work at a house in Staffordshire

0:30:150:30:18

and it has loads of trade association logos on it.

0:30:180:30:22

But they are all fake.

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And that caused the home owner all sorts of problems.

0:30:230:30:27

Home renovation is big business

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with the average home improvement project costing £13,000.

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But who can you trust to do it?

0:30:370:30:39

Well, for every aspect of building work there's a relevant trade association

0:30:390:30:43

designed to improve standards

0:30:430:30:45

and to prevent consumers falling prey to rogue tradesmen.

0:30:450:30:49

To be a member of the trade association, a tradesmen must

0:30:490:30:52

often have the right qualifications and sign up to a code of practice.

0:30:520:30:56

In return, they can use the association's logo

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to reassure and attract customers.

0:30:590:31:02

Customers like home owner Kevin Price.

0:31:020:31:05

The roof itself was in a bit of a mess.

0:31:050:31:07

It was about 30 years old, possibly even 40 years old.

0:31:070:31:10

Last year, Kevin decided to carry out some major roofing work

0:31:100:31:13

to his house in Staffordshire.

0:31:130:31:16

He turned to the internet and before long found the right person.

0:31:160:31:19

Or so he thought.

0:31:190:31:21

The gentleman was very amenable on the phone. He sounded very friendly.

0:31:210:31:25

He seemed to know what he was talking about.

0:31:250:31:27

He was very quick to get the quotation to me.

0:31:270:31:30

And Kevin was reassured that the roofer

0:31:310:31:34

appeared to be a member of various trade associations.

0:31:340:31:37

This is the quotation that he actually sent through.

0:31:370:31:40

Here is the list of jobs that he said he was going to do.

0:31:400:31:44

At the bottom you can actually see some logos, which I thought

0:31:440:31:47

at the time was a good sign that he was an accredited tradesmen.

0:31:470:31:52

But the logos that really got Kevin's attention

0:31:520:31:55

were the ones for an organisation called CompetentRoofer,

0:31:550:31:58

a government backed scheme.

0:31:580:32:00

I gave the gentleman the contract to do the job because of the logo.

0:32:000:32:06

Ray Horwood is the chief executive of CompetentRoofer,

0:32:070:32:10

which was set up to help improve standards in the roofing industry.

0:32:100:32:14

The CompetentRoofer scheme allows members

0:32:150:32:18

to certify their own work for building regulations.

0:32:180:32:21

They also have to meet strict standards.

0:32:210:32:24

To be a member, you have to be vetted

0:32:240:32:26

both in terms of the paperwork and on-site.

0:32:260:32:29

In terms of paperwork, we check the credit rating of the company,

0:32:290:32:33

we check they have got the correct insurance and liability insurance.

0:32:330:32:37

We also check they have the qualifications necessary to do that work.

0:32:370:32:41

We then send someone out to inspect them and check some work

0:32:410:32:45

actually in progress to make sure they are competent to do it.

0:32:450:32:49

Ray believes that while no scheme is perfect, his is not far off.

0:32:490:32:54

If there is something wrong with the roof,

0:32:540:32:57

we will go back to the company and ask them to fix it.

0:32:570:33:00

If the company for example becomes bankrupt in the ten years,

0:33:000:33:03

they have got a warranty that covers it.

0:33:030:33:06

So, really, it is the best guarantee you can possibly have.

0:33:060:33:09

And so Kevin thought his tradesman,

0:33:100:33:13

complete with his CompetentRoofer membership,

0:33:130:33:15

was bound to do a good job.

0:33:150:33:17

But not long after employing him, things started to go wrong.

0:33:170:33:21

The first thing that we noticed

0:33:220:33:24

was that the tiles on the gable end looked more like a jigsaw.

0:33:240:33:28

They weren't in line, they weren't as straight.

0:33:280:33:31

As you can see, that was the job that was left by the builder.

0:33:310:33:35

This completely contravenes any building regulations whatsoever.

0:33:350:33:38

As Kevin would find out,

0:33:380:33:40

this was just the beginning of his roofing woes.

0:33:400:33:43

We went inside the property and opened the loft hatch

0:33:430:33:45

where my father-in-law was actually showered by all of the foam

0:33:450:33:50

that had just been left in the loft space.

0:33:500:33:53

Half of the work that he was claiming to have been done

0:33:530:33:56

hadn't been done.

0:33:560:33:58

Kevin was now so concerned about the roof he felt he had no choice

0:33:580:34:02

but to ask a second company to come over and take a look.

0:34:020:34:05

What they found was even more worrying.

0:34:050:34:07

The tiles themselves were not fitted correctly.

0:34:070:34:10

They were loose and if there was any high wind

0:34:100:34:13

all of those would have been ripped off the roof

0:34:130:34:15

because none were nailed in place.

0:34:150:34:17

And they actually removed some of the tiles

0:34:170:34:20

to find the batons inside had been cut.

0:34:200:34:23

They basically said this had been laid by almost an amateur

0:34:230:34:26

and the whole roof had to be taken off and redone.

0:34:260:34:29

Kevin was left wondering how this disastrous turn of events

0:34:290:34:33

could have come about.

0:34:330:34:35

After all, he had hired a reputable company which seemed to have the

0:34:350:34:38

backing of a government approved scheme and had the logo to prove it.

0:34:380:34:43

I thought I was going to get a quality service

0:34:430:34:45

and I was going to have a standard of workmanship

0:34:450:34:48

that would be expected of a trading professional.

0:34:480:34:52

Finally, Kevin had had enough.

0:34:520:34:54

He contacted CompetentRoofer in the hope that they would intervene.

0:34:540:34:58

But he was in for a shock.

0:34:580:35:00

I was advised that the logo was actually fake,

0:35:000:35:04

that the gentleman was not a member of their organisation

0:35:040:35:07

nor had they ever received an application from either him or from the business

0:35:070:35:12

and they basically advised me to get in touch with Trading Standards.

0:35:120:35:17

Kevin had been the victim of a simple deception known as logo abuse.

0:35:170:35:20

The fake accreditation had duped him into hiring a rogue trader.

0:35:200:35:24

All the way through, he kept telling me that he wasn't a cowboy,

0:35:240:35:27

he wasn't ripping me off.

0:35:270:35:29

I have since found out that he's been ripping off a lot of people.

0:35:290:35:33

There are other people who have suffered at his hands.

0:35:330:35:37

So what is CompetentRoofer doing

0:35:370:35:39

to prevent fraudulent use of its logo?

0:35:390:35:42

Chief executive Ray Horwood says they take action wherever they can.

0:35:420:35:47

Anybody who runs any kind of successful business

0:35:480:35:51

or successful mark will know that however many strengths

0:35:510:35:57

you put into your work in guaranteeing that logo,

0:35:570:36:01

people can copy it.

0:36:010:36:03

So we get it on a semi-regular basis

0:36:030:36:07

and any report of misuse of logo,

0:36:070:36:11

we go straight to Trading Standards and they follow it up.

0:36:110:36:14

The use of fake logos is a prosecutable offence

0:36:140:36:17

and can carry a hefty fine.

0:36:170:36:20

But that's not enough to prevent widespread logo abuse.

0:36:200:36:23

Kevin's roofer wasn't just faking CompetentRoofer logos.

0:36:230:36:28

Trust Mark is the Government's flagship approved trader scheme.

0:36:280:36:32

He was also faking the Trust Mark logo

0:36:320:36:34

and he's not the only faker out there.

0:36:340:36:37

We spoke to Trust Mark who told us

0:36:370:36:39

they have been the victim of persistent logo abuse

0:36:390:36:43

with over 200 companies found to be falsely using the logo in one year alone.

0:36:430:36:47

Kevin took the roofing company to the Small Claims Court.

0:36:480:36:52

Judgment in default was entered against them

0:36:520:36:54

because they failed to respond to the proceedings.

0:36:540:36:57

Fake Britain tried to contact the company for comment,

0:36:570:37:00

but nobody responded.

0:37:000:37:02

For Kevin and his family,

0:37:020:37:04

the ordeal has taken a huge emotional and financial toll.

0:37:040:37:07

The gentleman charged us £3,360.

0:37:090:37:13

It cost a further £2,510 to put right what he had done.

0:37:130:37:17

I have resigned myself to the fact

0:37:170:37:19

that I'm never going to see a penny of that money ever again.

0:37:190:37:23

Fairy lights used to be just for Christmas.

0:37:310:37:35

Now, they can glitter away all year round

0:37:350:37:37

at parties, events and in shops,

0:37:370:37:39

adding a bit of sparkle and colour to our lives

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or just making us feel more cheerful.

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But as with anything you're going to plug into mains electricity, they need to be absolutely safe.

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So I don't think I'll plug these ones in.

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Because they are fake.

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From our homes to our shops, we love LED fairy lights.

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They are a cost-effective way of bringing sparkle to our surroundings.

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Will Lightburn from West Sussex

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decided to get some to spruce up his house.

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Driving around, I kept seeing all these houses

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with these fancy new LEDs, like blue ones.

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And I thought, they look quite nice.

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I ought to put a set of those up because my place looks pretty dark

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in comparison with other places around.

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Will decided to look online for some fairy lights

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that would brighten up the front of his house.

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He ordered some and they arrived a few days later.

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Will couldn't wait to use them.

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Looked all right. I unwrapped them and put the lights on the trees.

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I tested them out and they worked and they looked really good.

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So far, so good, but the plug was about to be pulled

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on the new look Will had given his home.

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One evening I came home and I noticed some of them weren't working

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and I thought I must go and investigate what's up with those.

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So I started just going through them,

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starting at one end and flexing them,

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looking at them for broken wires

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and when I got to pretty much the end one,

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the one furthest away from the control box,

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suddenly I got an electric shock.

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What Will hadn't realised was that his new fairy lights

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were live with mains electric current.

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It was painful,

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but I dropped them straight away as soon as I got the shock.

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The reaction was to let go of the lights.

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But I was more surprised than anything

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because it hadn't even crossed my mind that there could possibly be

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any mains voltage on those tiny little

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low-voltage LED lights.

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Will was surprised he had received a shock from lights

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that were carrying clear safety markings.

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They said that they were certified to safety standards on the listing.

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The seller looked pretty legitimate.

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The listing looked OK.

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Their feedback was OK and it had the address of the company.

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It was an English address so it's coming from England.

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So yes, I'm surprised they could get away with something like that.

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It turns out that Will's fairy lights aren't the only unsafe ones

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with safety markings out there.

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Ian Smith from Northampton Trading Standards recently raided an online

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seller of fake fairy lights very similar to those purchased by Will.

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We had considerable concerns with regard to the safety

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of the fairy lights in question and we felt

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we had no option but to take away those that he still had in stock.

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These are the fairy lights as we found them

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in the unit that was posting them out.

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This is how he received them, apparently.

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If we open one up...

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..we should find an example of the fairy lights that were being sent out.

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Brand-new.

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Ian sent the fairy lights to independent test house TUV,

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where expert Richard Poate carried out some safety checks.

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He was very concerned by his findings.

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I can put my finger on here.

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If I did this for real and this was plugged in,

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I would be having a serious mains electric shock right now.

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This electrocution risk could only mean one thing

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for the safety markings on the fairy lights.

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Symbols that are moulded into it are obviously intended to fool

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the authorities and consumers into believing that this item has been

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properly tested and complies with the European safety standards.

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But it isn't the case.

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The markings are fake.

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Fake safety markings but very real safety risks,

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as Trading Standards discovered when they examined

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a load of faulty lights returned by disgruntled customers.

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Consumers have returned items that have clearly either melted,

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got hot or in some instances clearly appear to have been on fire.

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On this one, the mains lead,

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the insulation of the wire along the mains lead appears to have melted,

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indicating that it has obviously been subject to a fair bit of heat.

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And the melting of the insulation also raises the possibility

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that a live wire could be exposed to a consumer as well.

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Ian thinks that fake fairy lights like this

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could be putting lives at risk across the country.

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If one of these items did catch fire in somebody's home,

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there is the potential risk that they will cause a fire

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and the follow-on risk of that is that

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if somebody's house is on fire it could lead to fatalities.

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Back in West Sussex,

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Will Lightburn is realising what a narrow escape he had.

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Luckily, I am quite a strong healthy chap.

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But you know, if a child had gone and touched it

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or one of my dogs had gone up and sniffed it with a wet nose,

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it might have been a different matter.

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That's all from Fake Britain. Goodbye.

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