'The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour Arena


'The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour

Arena's double bill concludes. Fully restored and with a remixed soundtrack, 'The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour comes out of the shadows and onto the screen.


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MUSIC: "Magical Mystery Tour" by The Beatles

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Roll up, roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour, step right this way!

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# And that's an invitation...

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# To make a reservation

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is waiting to take you away

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# Waiting to take you away

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# We got everything you need

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# Satisfaction guaranteed

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is hoping to take you away

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# Hoping to take you away... #

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When a man buys a ticket for a Magical Mystery Tour,

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he knows what to expect.

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We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime,

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and that's just what he gets.

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The incredible Magical Mystery Tour!

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# The Magical Mystery Tour

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# Roll up, roll up For the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# And that's an invitation...

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# Roll up...

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# To make a reservation

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# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is coming to take you away

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# Coming to take you away

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# The Magical Mystery Tour Is dying to take you away

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# Dying to take you away

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# Take you today. #

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Ceaseless nagging!

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-Come on, we're going to be late.

-I can't go any quicker!

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-Stop it!

-Come on!

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Richard B Starkey and his Aunt Jessica are always arguing

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about one thing or another.

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Oh, I'm going!

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Oh, go! Go on!

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And with today being Sunday and the weather looking up,

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you'd think they'd have given it a rest.

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For goodness' sake, would you stop that sitting down!

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All right, all right, what's your hurry?

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But no, on and on they go.

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-"Good morning."

-Said Richard.

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"Good afternoon, sir," said the courier.

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They were late.

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'Allo, Flo, you all right, girl? I'll sit here.

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Yes, I'll have the window seat.

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All right, so you'll have the window seat!

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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Welcome to Magical Mystery Tours!

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I am your courier, Jolly Jimmy Johnson!

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All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy and you are all my friends!

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Over here is your hostess, that lovely, delightful, delectable...

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Wendy Winters!

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Oh, lovely! I love it!

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And over here, our driver for the trip,

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that wonderful driver, we hope...

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HE CHUCKLES

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..Alf!

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Off you go, Alf! Here we go now.

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Splendid! Fasten your safety belts, please. Away-way-way we go!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Away we go, Alf, splendid!

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Very comfy in the back there, is it?

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Lovely. I say it's lovely.

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Oh! Get your popcorn out!

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HE LAUGHS

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Right hand down. There we are, splendid.

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And away we go.

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Anyway, I'll tell you something, you ain't coming away with me any more.

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Who bought the tickets for this trip? I did.

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Yeah, with my money.

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I bought them, right? I'm taking you out, you're not taking me anywhere.

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-I gave you the money, darling.

-Remember that.

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And you've done nothing but eye all the fellas on the coach since we got here.

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Shut your...!

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I dunno, since Uncle Jack died, you've never been the same.

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Well, of course I ain't, cos I ain't got Uncle Jack, have I?

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-I remember him.

-So I've got to get somebody else, haven't I?

-I remember him.

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If I ain't got him, I've got to get somebody else, haven't I?

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-I don't know.

-You should know, you're old enough at 21!

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You should do a bit of knitting. Do you good.

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Who for? You? Should I knit for you?

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No, don't knit for me.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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Who is that man?

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Oh, that's Mr Bloodvessel.

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He's quite harmless, he comes on all the trips. He thinks he's a courier.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Last trip, he thought he was the driver.

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Well, you know, when I saw your first film,

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I really thought you had something.

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-But it was...

-I was only about six then.

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Wasn't it Blue Lady? Lady In Blue? Something like that.

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-How old are you?

-Myself, I'm 30.

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But I look a little younger due to the Fair Isle sweater which...

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-Excuse me, sir.

-Yes?

-I'd like to take a photograph of the young lady. Do you mind?

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I don't mind if Miss Gabriella doesn't.

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Well, Miss Gabriella doesn't mind.

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-You don't.

-Thank you. Bye-bye, see you later, maybe.

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Oh, we won't see him later. Can I have you up there?

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All right?

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Oh! My lucky day!

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MUSIC: "The Fool on the Hill" by The Beatles

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# Day after day

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# Alone on a hill

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# The man with the foolish grin Is keeping perfectly still

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# But nobody wants to know him

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# They can see that he's just a fool

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# And he never gives an answer

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# But the fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# Well on the way

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# Head in a cloud

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# The man of a thousand voices Talking perfectly loud

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# But nobody ever hears him

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# Or the sound he appears to make

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# And he never seems to notice

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# But the fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# And nobody seems to like him

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# They can tell what he wants to do

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# And he never shows his feelings

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# But the fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

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# Round and round and round And round and round

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# And he never listens to them

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# He knows that they're the fools

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# They don't like him

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# The fool on the hill

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# Sees the sun going down

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# And the eyes in his head

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# See the world spinning round

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# Ooh!

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# Round and round and round and round

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# Ooh! #

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Good morning, lads and lasses.

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My name is Miss Winters.

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ALL: Good morning, Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters!

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Yes, but I just wanted to say if there's anything I can do for you,

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you know what to do.

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We, at Magical Mysteries, only have your best interests at heart

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and your every wish is our command.

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Thank you.

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As the bus leaves the town behind and heads for the country,

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everything begins to change.

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Well, almost everything.

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And already the magic is beginning to work.

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TRUMPET PLAYS MILITARY TUNE

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE CHUCKLES

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HE CHUCKLES TOO

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Jolly good!

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PEOPLE APPROACHING

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE SHOUTS AT THEM

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT CONTINUES

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Why?

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-Why?

-Why?

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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And get your bloody hair cut!

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MUSIC: BULLFIGHTING PASO DOBLE

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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Ole! Ole! Ole!

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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COMEDY POSH GARBLED ACCENT

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HE MOANS

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IMAGINARY AUDIENCE: Ole!

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CHEERING

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Jolly good, Sarge, carry on.

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TRUMPET PLAYS MILITARY TUNE

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CARNIVAL-STYLE ORGAN PLAYS "She Loves You" by The Beatles

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On your marks!

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Get set!

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Go!

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GUNSHOT

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BICYCLE BELL RINGS

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Second gear! Come on!

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Who's getting in that car?

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Who is it?

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Ah! Oh!

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Come on, come on.

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We've got to win those with the bikes! Stop it!

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Out of the road, you stupid... He's picking the vicars up!

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Come on!

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Hold on, we've got 'em now, folks!

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CHEERING

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SHOUTING

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If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen,

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the view is not very inspiring.

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Ah! But if you look to your right...

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MUSIC: "Flying" by The Beatles

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-ra-la

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la

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# Oooh! #

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Beyond the blue horizon, far above the clouds,

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in a land that no-one knows,

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live four or five magicians

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who spend their days casting wonderful spells.

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Come with me now into that secret place

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where the eyes of man have never set foot.

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Where's the bus?

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Mmm.

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Where's the bus?

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Shh!

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Where's the bus?

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It's coming!

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-STICK SMACKS

-Where's the bus?!

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The bus?

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The bus is ten miles north on the Dewsbury road.

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It's only ten miles away.

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Oh! Ten miles!

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Soon be here. Ten miles away, ten miles away, ten miles away!

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left!

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Now, there you see the ancient Roman ruins.

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Now, they really have been there an awful long time.

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They are, in fact, a little difficult to see,

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because they're almost flattened to the ground...

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Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are happening

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and life lobbles on.

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Indeed, the magic is so powerful

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that even Mr Bloodvessel emerges from his shell.

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He turns to speak.

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If I may take the liberty, mister.

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-Be my guest.

-Give over!

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My dear lady...

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My dear lady, doesn't intuition tell you what I feel?

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Don't interrupt.

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You bring out my...

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I...

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love you!

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HE CHUCKLES

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ORCHESTRA PLAYS "All My Loving" by The Beatles

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Love you! Love you!

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I am the courier.

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Good morning, men...

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and women.

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Welcome.

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I am your friendly courier.

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HE WHISTLES

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Mr Bloodvessel is my name.

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Buster Bloodvessel.

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I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves

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within the limits of British decency.

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You know what I mean, don't you?

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Well? Don't you?

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ALL: Yes, Mr Bloodvessel.

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MUSIC: "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles

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# I am he as you are he

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# As you are me And we are all together

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# See how they run Like pigs from a gun

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# See how they fly

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# I'm crying

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# Sitting on a cornflake

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# Waiting for the van to come

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# Corporation T-shirt

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# Stupid bloody Tuesday

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# Man, you been a naughty boy

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# You let your face grow long

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# I am the eggman

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# Ooh!

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# They are the eggmen

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# Ooh!

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob

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# Mr city policeman sitting

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# Pretty little policemen in a row

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# See how they fly Like Lucy In The Sky

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# See how they run

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# I'm crying

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# I'm cry-ying

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# I'm crying

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# I'm cry-ying

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# Yellow matter custard

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# Dripping from a dead dog's eye

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# Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess

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# Boy, you been a naughty girl

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# You let your knickers down

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# I am the eggman

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# Ooh!

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# They are the eggmen

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# Ooh!

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob

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# Sitting in an English garden

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# Waiting for the sun

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# If the sun don't come

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# You get a tan from standing In the English rain

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# I am the eggman

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# They are the eggmen

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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# Expert textpert choking smokers

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# Don't you think the joker Laughs at you? #

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LAUGHTER

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# See how they smile Like pigs in a sty

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# See how they snied

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# I'm crying

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# Semolina pilchard

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# Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

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# Elementary penguin Singing Hari Krishna

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# Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

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# I am the eggman

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# Ooh!

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# They are the eggmen

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# Ooh!

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# I am the walrus

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# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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# Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo G'joob g'goo. #

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What about five little dickie birds sitting on your head?

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CHILD LAUGHS

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One named Charlie and one named Fred.

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-Yes.

-Do that one, then.

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-You do it with me.

-OK.

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Five little dickie birds sitting on your head,

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one named...

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, whoops! Charlie, whoops!

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

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Can you do that one?

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-SHE CHUCKLES

-No.

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HE CHUCKLES Yes.

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-No!

-Yes.

-No!

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-Yes.

-No.

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I've got a present for you. Do you know what it is?

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-No.

-Have a guess.

-No!

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-Go on, have a guess.

-No.

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-Have a guess!

-No!

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-Have a guess!

-No-o!

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Well, you're going to get it, anyway.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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What's that?

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Wait a mo, wait a mo.

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-Do you want to blow it?

-No.

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CHEERING

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HE CHUCKLES

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All right, should we give it to George?

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Yeah.

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There you are, George.

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Thank you.

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George, George, George, George, oops!

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George, oops! George, George, George, George...

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?

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Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon is approximately 1.15.

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Thank you.

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Now, shut up!

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Shut up to me?! I've had enough of it!

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I can't stand it any more! I'm getting off! Off!

0:31:060:31:09

SHE LAUGHS

0:31:090:31:10

Don't get historical!

0:31:100:31:12

Aunt Jessie's hungry.

0:31:270:31:29

And she's dreaming.

0:31:310:31:32

SHE CHUCKLES

0:31:320:31:33

She's dreaming about food...

0:31:330:31:36

Food... Food...

0:31:360:31:39

Beautiful food.

0:31:390:31:41

Oh, lettuce!

0:31:410:31:43

Oh, potatoes!

0:31:430:31:45

Oh, apples!

0:31:450:31:48

MUSIC: "Jessie's Dream" by The Beatles

0:31:480:31:51

SHE SOBS

0:32:080:32:10

HE HUMS

0:32:360:32:39

This time I mean it!

0:32:470:32:48

SHE SOBS

0:32:500:32:52

I can't breathe any more. It's too much.

0:32:520:32:54

All this...mud! In 45 minutes!

0:33:080:33:12

I can hardly get my breath!

0:33:120:33:14

It's intake, Jessie, not output.

0:33:160:33:21

I am, I am!

0:33:210:33:24

I am already!

0:33:240:33:25

Three times this week already!

0:33:250:33:28

For goodness' sake, Jessie, sit down.

0:33:280:33:32

Remember!

0:33:320:33:33

I don't care!

0:33:360:33:38

This is the way he would have wanted it.

0:33:380:33:40

SHE SOBS

0:33:400:33:43

Pirandello!

0:34:090:34:11

Help me up the stairs!

0:34:110:34:12

Yes, lady.

0:34:120:34:14

MALE CHOIR HUMS

0:34:210:34:22

Lovely, lovely...

0:34:490:34:51

To get a themed night, yes...

0:34:510:34:53

We should go for that one, yes, it'll be lovely.

0:34:530:34:56

SHE LAUGHS

0:34:560:34:57

Lovely...

0:34:570:34:58

Wake up, Jessie.

0:35:000:35:01

GUNSHOTS

0:35:030:35:04

THEY SING

0:35:090:35:12

# There's no business Like show business

0:35:160:35:19

# There's no business I know. #

0:35:190:35:21

Everything about it is so appealing.

0:35:210:35:24

Let's go on with show.

0:35:260:35:27

HE CHUCKLES

0:35:270:35:29

Here we go!

0:35:350:35:36

-Here we are.

-Come on with me!

0:35:360:35:38

FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS

0:35:470:35:49

Ta-da!

0:36:020:36:04

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:040:36:05

Here we are again!

0:36:050:36:06

Everybody up and quickly in your seats.

0:36:060:36:09

Everybody sit down...

0:36:100:36:13

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:190:36:23

ALL: Go on, Jimmy!

0:36:230:36:26

HE WHISTLES

0:36:270:36:28

HE WHISTLES

0:36:330:36:34

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:370:36:40

HE LAUGHS

0:36:400:36:42

Go on, Jimmy!

0:36:420:36:43

SHE LAUGHS

0:36:480:36:50

MUSIC: "Blue Jay Way" by The Beatles

0:37:020:37:05

# There's a fog upon LA

0:37:160:37:21

# Aah...

0:37:210:37:22

# And my friends have lost their way

0:37:220:37:26

# Aah...

0:37:260:37:28

# "We'll be over soon," they said

0:37:280:37:32

# Aah...

0:37:320:37:34

# Now, they've lost themselves instead

0:37:350:37:39

# Please don't be long

0:37:420:37:48

# Please don't you be very long

0:37:480:37:53

# Please don't be long

0:37:530:37:56

# Or I may be asleep

0:37:560:38:01

# Well, it only goes to show

0:38:030:38:08

# And I told them where to go

0:38:080:38:13

# Ask a policeman on the street

0:38:130:38:19

# There's so many there to meet

0:38:190:38:26

# Please don't be long

0:38:260:38:30

# Don't be long

0:38:300:38:31

# Please don't you be very long

0:38:310:38:34

# Don't be long

0:38:340:38:36

# Please don't be long

0:38:360:38:39

# Or I may be asleep

0:38:390:38:43

# Now, it's past my bed, I know

0:38:450:38:48

# Ooh...

0:38:480:38:50

# And I'd really like to go

0:38:500:38:53

# Ooh...

0:38:530:38:55

# Soon will be the break of day

0:38:550:38:58

# Eh...

0:38:580:39:00

# Sitting here in Blue Jay Way

0:39:000:39:05

# Eh...

0:39:050:39:08

# Please don't be long

0:39:080:39:11

# Don't be long

0:39:110:39:13

# Please don't you be very long

0:39:130:39:16

# Don't be long

0:39:160:39:18

# Please don't be long

0:39:180:39:20

# Or I may be asleep

0:39:200:39:25

# Please don't be long

0:39:250:39:29

# Please don't you be very long

0:39:290:39:35

# Please don't be long

0:39:350:39:37

# Please don't be long

0:39:430:39:47

# Please don't you be very long

0:39:470:39:52

# Please don't be long

0:39:520:39:54

# Please don't be long

0:40:010:40:06

# Please don't you be very long

0:40:060:40:10

# Please don't be long

0:40:100:40:12

# Don't be long

0:40:150:40:18

# Don't be long

0:40:180:40:21

# Don't be long Don't be long

0:40:210:40:25

# Don't be long Don't be long

0:40:290:40:34

# Don't be long. #

0:40:340:40:36

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:450:40:49

Well, well, well.

0:41:070:41:09

They are a happy crowd.

0:41:090:41:11

Go on.

0:41:110:41:12

Come along, back on the bus. Come on.

0:41:120:41:16

THEY SING

0:41:160:41:18

Off we go!

0:41:210:41:23

Ooh... Wonder what the magicians are cooking up now!

0:41:270:41:31

Ready!

0:41:310:41:32

BELL RINGS

0:41:320:41:35

Tea up, fellas. Ooh!

0:41:350:41:38

-Oh, goodie!

-Talk about your magical mysteries,

0:41:380:41:41

I've spent half an hour looking for that sugar!

0:41:410:41:43

I tell you.

0:41:430:41:45

I was half an hour looking for the sugar.

0:41:450:41:47

Is there one for me?

0:41:470:41:49

Aye, there's one over here, Richard.

0:41:490:41:50

Oh, how are you, Bonzo?

0:41:500:41:52

-All right? Any news of the bus?

-The bus?

0:41:520:41:55

It's ten miles north on the Dewsbury road.

0:41:550:41:58

And they're having a lovely time.

0:41:580:42:01

ALL: They're having a lovely time! They're having a lovely time!

0:42:010:42:06

Can you tell me what's next on the agenda?

0:42:060:42:09

A song.

0:42:090:42:10

OPERATIC SINGING

0:42:100:42:14

No! Not you... Them!

0:42:140:42:18

On the bus!

0:42:180:42:19

# I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! #

0:42:210:42:25

Have you, then? Ooh!

0:42:250:42:27

# There they are All standing in a row! #

0:42:270:42:30

Yeah, darling...

0:42:300:42:32

Come on, join in. What's the matter with you?

0:42:320:42:35

ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING

0:42:350:42:38

CHEERING

0:42:380:42:40

ALL: # Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye!

0:42:400:42:44

# Toot Toot Tootsie, don't cry

0:42:440:42:49

# That choo-choo train that takes me

0:42:490:42:54

# Away from you...

0:42:540:42:57

# La-la-la-la

0:42:570:42:59

# Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye! #

0:42:590:43:02

# And as I go, I love to sing

0:43:020:43:06

# My knapsack on my back

0:43:060:43:09

# Val-deri, Val-dera

0:43:090:43:13

# Valderi

0:43:130:43:15

# Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... #

0:43:150:43:17

# Are smiling

0:43:170:43:20

# La-la-la-la

0:43:200:43:26

# And when Irish eyes are smiling

0:43:260:43:31

# La-la-la-la

0:43:310:43:38

# When Irish eyes are smiling

0:43:380:43:44

# La-la-la-la

0:43:440:43:50

# And when Irish eyes Are smiling... #

0:43:500:43:57

# No more sobbing when he starts Throbbing his old sweet song!

0:43:570:44:05

# Wake up, wake up, you sleepyhead!

0:44:050:44:09

# Get up, get up, get out of bed!

0:44:090:44:12

# Cheer up, cheer up, the sky is red!

0:44:120:44:15

# Live, love, laugh and be happy! #

0:44:150:44:18

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:180:44:23

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:230:44:27

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:270:44:30

# La-la-la-la-la

0:44:300:44:32

# La-la-la-la-la... #

0:44:320:44:36

CANCAN MUSIC

0:44:360:44:40

Ladies and gentlemen, when the coach stops,

0:44:510:44:53

would the gentlemen please follow Mr Johnson

0:44:530:44:57

and the ladies stay with me?

0:44:570:44:59

Here we are now, off we go.

0:45:000:45:02

In for a jolly evening with Jolly Jimmy.

0:45:020:45:05

This way!

0:45:050:45:07

Everybody comfortable?

0:45:130:45:15

Come on, where are they?

0:45:190:45:21

MUSIC: "Death Cab For Cutie" by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

0:45:210:45:25

# That night Cutie called a cab Oh-ho-ho!

0:45:320:45:36

# Baby, don't do it

0:45:360:45:39

# She left her East Side room So drab

0:45:390:45:42

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:45:420:45:44

# Baby, don't do it

0:45:440:45:47

# She went out alone in town

0:45:470:45:51

# Knowing it would make Her lover frown

0:45:510:45:55

# Death cab for Cutie Death cab for Cutie

0:45:550:46:01

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare. #

0:46:010:46:06

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:060:46:09

# The cab was racing through the night

0:46:090:46:13

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:46:130:46:15

# Baby, don't do it

0:46:150:46:18

# His eyes, they were keeping Cutie in sight

0:46:180:46:20

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:46:200:46:22

# Baby, don't do it

0:46:220:46:25

# When he saw Cutie It gave him a thrill

0:46:250:46:29

# Don't you know, baby Cabs can kill?

0:46:290:46:34

# Death cab for Cutie Death cab for Cutie

0:46:340:46:40

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:46:400:46:45

# Cutie, don't you play with fate

0:46:480:46:52

# Don't you leave your love alone

0:46:520:46:56

# If you go out on this date

0:46:560:47:00

# His heart will turn to stone

0:47:000:47:04

# Bad girl, Cutie, what have you done?

0:47:040:47:07

# Oh-ho-ho!

0:47:070:47:09

# Baby, don't do it

0:47:090:47:11

# Slipping, sliding down On Highway 31

0:47:110:47:14

# Mmm

0:47:140:47:17

# Baby, don't do it

0:47:170:47:19

# The traffic lights Change from green to red

0:47:190:47:22

# They tried to stop But they both wound up dead

0:47:220:47:28

# Death cab for Cutie Death cab for Cutie

0:47:280:47:35

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:47:350:47:40

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:47:430:47:48

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare

0:47:510:47:55

# Someone's going to make you pay your fare. #

0:47:590:48:06

APPLAUSE

0:48:060:48:10

CHEERING

0:48:100:48:13

MUSIC: "Your Mother Should Know" by The Beatles

0:48:200:48:23

# Let's all get up And dance to a song

0:48:230:48:27

# That was a hit Before your mother was born

0:48:270:48:32

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:48:320:48:37

# Your mother should know

0:48:370:48:38

# Your mother should...

0:48:380:48:41

# Your mother should know

0:48:410:48:42

# ..Know

0:48:420:48:44

# Sing it again

0:48:440:48:46

# Let's all get up And dance to a song

0:48:460:48:50

# That was a hit Before your mother was born

0:48:500:48:54

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:48:540:48:59

# Your mother should know

0:48:590:49:02

# Your mother should...

0:49:020:49:03

# Your mother should know

0:49:030:49:05

# ..Know

0:49:050:49:06

# Lift up your hearts And sing me a song

0:49:220:49:25

# That was a hit Before your mother was born

0:49:250:49:30

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:49:300:49:35

# Your mother should know

0:49:350:49:37

# Your mother should...

0:49:370:49:39

# Your mother should know

0:49:390:49:41

# Aaaah

0:49:410:49:43

# Your mother should know

0:49:430:49:45

# Your mother should...

0:49:450:49:47

# Your mother should know

0:49:470:49:49

# Aaaah

0:49:490:49:51

# Sing it again

0:50:040:50:06

# Da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da

0:50:060:50:14

# Though she was born A long, long time ago

0:50:140:50:18

# Your mother should know

0:50:180:50:20

# Your mother should...

0:50:200:50:23

# Your mother should know

0:50:230:50:26

# Know

0:50:260:50:27

# Your mother should know

0:50:270:50:28

# Your mother should...

0:50:280:50:31

# Your mother should know

0:50:310:50:33

# Know

0:50:330:50:35

# Your mother should know

0:50:350:50:37

# Your mother should...

0:50:370:50:39

# Your mother should know

0:50:390:50:42

# Know. #

0:50:420:50:43

# Roll up

0:50:430:50:48

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

0:50:480:50:52

# Roll up...

0:50:520:50:53

# And that's an invitation...

0:50:530:50:55

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

0:50:550:50:58

# Roll up...

0:50:580:51:00

# To make a reservation

0:51:000:51:02

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour

0:51:020:51:06

# The Magical Mystery Tour Is coming to take you away

0:51:060:51:13

# Coming to take you away

0:51:130:51:18

# The Magical Mystery Tour Is dying to take you away

0:51:180:51:25

# Dying to take you away

0:51:250:51:28

# Take you today. #

0:51:280:51:34

And that was a Magical Mystery Tour.

0:51:500:51:53

I told you. Goodbye!

0:51:530:51:55

# Hela hey helloa Hela hey helloa

0:51:550:52:03

# Cha-cha-cha

0:52:030:52:04

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:040:52:07

# Whoo

0:52:070:52:09

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:090:52:12

# Hela!

0:52:120:52:14

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:140:52:17

# Cha-cha-cha

0:52:170:52:19

# Hela hey helloa

0:52:190:52:22

# Whoo

0:52:220:52:24

# Hela hey helloa... #

0:52:240:52:27

RANDOM CHATTER

0:52:290:52:31

Testing, testing, here we are, testing, testing.

0:52:310:52:34

-Continuity.

-Is that a word?

0:52:340:52:36

We don't know.

0:52:360:52:37

We don't know where we're going. We'll be lucky if we get anywhere.

0:52:370:52:40

-Someone said we're going to Bristol.

-Are we going there?

0:52:400:52:43

Where are we going? Does anyone know?

0:52:430:52:45

-Where are we going?

-We're going round and round...

0:52:450:52:48

I live in Bristol, so anything you want to know...

0:52:480:52:52

You know, you shouldn't drink vodka.

0:52:520:52:55

-Why, what does it do?

-It's quite a sexy drink.

-Sexy?

0:52:550:52:58

I slept in the swimming pool.

0:52:580:53:00

-Morning, ladies!

-Morning!

0:53:000:53:02

# Lovely day

0:53:020:53:04

# For singing in the rain. #

0:53:040:53:07

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Arena presents the greatest Beatles story never told, a blockbuster double-bill.

Fully restored to the highest technical standard with a remixed soundtrack, Magical Mystery Tour comes out of the shadows and onto the screen.

By the end of 1967, The Beatles had achieved a creativity unprecedented in popular music. Their triumphant summer release, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was both avant garde and an instant hit. It went straight to No.1 in June and remained there for the rest of the year.

They immersed themselves in the fiercely radical art of the new counterculture and decided to make a film on their own terms, not as pop stars but as artists.

Roll up Roll Up for the Mystery Tour!


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