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MUSIC: Silent Night | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
'Twas the night before Christmas | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
and all through the house, | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
not a creature was stirring. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
MUSIC DIES | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
Except... | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
(You don't know when the thing's going to come, baby.) | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
(You've got to be alert, you've got to be ready.) | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
(That's what Jesus says and he's coming again.) | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
(Listen, I ain't Jesus.) | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
(My name's Spartacus.) | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
(Oh, get down, get down, get down! I think he's coming, get down.) | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
(He's here, he's here, he's here, he's here!) | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Darlington, north-east England. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
In this historic market town, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
one man's on a mission to make crime a thing of the past. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
Fearless Francis Jones. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
If you have a problem, day or night... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
I'm like a doctor to the burglars. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I give them their medicine. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
..if no-one else can help... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
There's no escape from Francis Jones. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
People always say I'm different, like. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
..and if you can find him... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
The things you do to catch criminals. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
..maybe you can hire Sparta Security. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Spartan warriors was a tribe of people who had courage, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
who were strong. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
When you drive down the road, the kids always shout, "This is Sparta!" | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
Them Christians that go around in sort of vans like that, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
it's usually the Salvation Army, for goodness' sake! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
it's a pseudo-style police vehicle. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
What does "pseudo" mean? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
If you want a steak, you go and get a sirloin. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
If you want ice cream, you go to Tom & Jerry's. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
If you want security, you come and see Spartacus. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
In Darlo, Christmas is coming. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Across town, gifts are being bought | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
and preparations made for the big day. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Christmas time at Sparta's a very busy time, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
whereas everyone else is on holiday, we have more work. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Could be here until next Christmas, putting these up. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Any time is a time of crime, sweetheart, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
when you have valuables underneath your tree. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Listen, I ain't stupid. If I'm a burglar, I don't need a PhD, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I don't even need a GCSE, to be honest. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I just know that I'm going to get business off burgling your house. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
But instead of decorating trees, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
some locals are causing them serious harm. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
A concerned resident has sent out an SOS to Sparta Security. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
-Hello, mate, how are you doing? You all right? -All right. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Matty recently helped Francis on his crusade against nuisance bikers. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Trees cut down over there, loads of them. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
It's time to return the favour. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
There's a big sycamore tree. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
It was there. There's the stump of it. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
And this as well, ain't it? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
They've tried that, but this is a rock-hard wood cedar, isn't it? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Do you know who the ringleader is? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
No. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
No. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
-Right. So it's catching them in action, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
And then prosecuting them if you've said to them, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
"Listen, stop burning all the trees down." | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Operation Tree Killer is on. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
I hope he has some effect on it. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
No-one else is bothering, the council haven't. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you very much then, buddy. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
We need to start getting them wheels in motion | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
so that no more trees get burned down in the run-up to Christmas. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Thank you very much, you're beautiful, thank you. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Hiya, Dean. Do you want a bit? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Francis just wants to bring festive cheer to his Spartan army. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
He's got a big idea to raise morale and performance. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-How's it going, Keith? -All right, how are you? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Over Christmas, what I'm after, right, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
is a workforce that is enthusiastic, proactive and switched on. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:06 | |
For the person who can show me this talent, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
I will give them a weekend away. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
So like an "employee of the year", so to speak? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
So when do we decide the winner? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
How long have they got? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
The Christmas party. I'm going to decide it on the night of the Christmas party. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Would it be an incentive if I was to say I'm going to send you to | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Vegas or somewhere, for a weekend? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Would that get you the send me on, maybes? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Or, or, do you know... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I don't think it would get me a send-on. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
I think it would get YOU a hard-on! You could take it with you. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
What the staff don't know is how the winner will be decided. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
We don't mind him coming around and checking on us | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
if he wants to do that, by all means. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
I'm not sure it'll end up being Las Vegas, like. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
More like Las Blackpool, I think. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Francis is bringing in specialist help to find the mystery tree killer. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Down the road from Redhall is where he grew up. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
He's kind of like an expert, a council estate expert, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
if you want to put a name on him. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
You know, forming a jigsaw, bosh, I look forward to hearing what | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
information he's got. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
He's called on a Sparta legend. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Well that's good, he's not even fucking in! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
How good is that? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Former apprentice, Luke "Pembo" Pemberton. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
How you doing? You all right? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Is this a new member? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
-It's Lily. Lily, she's called. -Lily? -And Lily shits everywhere. -Does she? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
-She does, like, yeah. -All right. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-Get down. -C'mon! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Pembo, yeah, he's come back. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
I like him, we get on, we have a good craic. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
So what do you say? You think I've lost weight? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
FRANCIS LAUGHS | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
I see a nice heart, I see a good heart. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Could he have a role in the company? Possibly, possibly. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
She's had a little wee there, a little accident. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-How are you supposed to train 'em? -You can't. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Pembo was a former thief and burglar and was previously sacked by Sparta. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
But for Francis, Christmas is a time for second chances. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
I wouldn't say I'm confident in him, that he's not going to | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
revert back to the vomit, like a dog does, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
return to the old ways. Who knows? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-We've got someone who's going round near to where you grew up on, right? -Right. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
And he goes around doing all the trees. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
You got knowledge on this estate, you know. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Inside detail... Yeah, well, I know that you know that... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
And the lads off there and this, that and the other | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
and I just want to identify the suspect there. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
He's obviously not got a head, has he, setting trees alight? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Yeah. Right. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Basically I'm a bit of a contractor now, aren't I? He's brought me in. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
'He just wants me a little bit, like, to help him do this. So, yeah.' | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
I'm willing to do it. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
It's Christmas, innit? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
# Jing-a-ling-a-ling! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
# Ah-ah-ah-ah! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
# Jing-a-ling-a-ling! # | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
Francis and Pembo are on the hunt for the mystery tree killer. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
# Jing-a-ling-a-ling! # | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
So that's one of them, right? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
That's another one there, Pembo. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
They're just destroying all the trees, aren't they? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
There's going to be a place where they're going to sit. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
In a clearing ahead... | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
There you go, there, that's him there, look. They're smoking now. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-..Pembo's spotted something. -The proof's in the pudding. They're there! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
We'll have a wander down. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
What it is, boys, right, they've burnt trees down... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Yeah, but the thing is, we aren't cutting the trees down. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-We pick up, like, burning leaves. -Yeah, but it's just people ruining trees, in the end. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
A bloke in a white van came over here with a chainsaw... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
-Yeah. -Obviously if we catch him... | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Too fucking right! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
See you later, boys, all right? In a bit. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Francis and Pembo have a lead. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
We might have to go undercover, covert. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
All right, son. On it. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
-There we go. -On it. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
It's day one of the competition to be named Sparta employee of the year. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
We've had a few people that tried to pinch the lead from the roofs. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
Under the spotlight is Davey, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
who is guarding an empty nursing home. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
We've been a door supervisor and worked on the doors for many, many years. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Er, I'm quite alert. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
ALARM BEEPS | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
That's the alarm going off. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Davey has an unexpected visitor. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
If anyone ever did break into the premises, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
we have the alarms on all the doors and stuff, like, and all the windows. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
His boss. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
This board lights up and tells us which part | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
or which room has been entered and all that, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
so we know exactly which room to go to. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
The nursing home shift requires regular patrols of the entire premises. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Francis wants to see if Davey's following orders closely enough | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
to be employee of the year. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I'd had a microwave up here, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
but the microwave broke, so I just cook on the George Foreman. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I don't think Francis has ever been up here | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
and seen how we enjoy the good life. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Sat at work, eating bacon butties and watching a film. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
What more can you ask for? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Davey Fenwick, employee of the year? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
I think he's watching Only Fools And Horses. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Yeah, I don't mind him cooking, I don't mind him making stuff, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
but he's got to be practical and basically do the job. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Do the patrols, he hasn't done all of them at the minute, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
he's just making himself a cup of coffee, is what I can see here. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Not the best start, but Davey has the whole shift to redeem himself. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Yup, he is, I'm happy about that. He patrolled there 15 times | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
within the 12-hour period. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
You know, Davey's a strong candidate for employee of the year. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
He's a strong candidate. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
Hoping at the Christmas party I'll be the one and I might have a trip abroad somewhere. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
It'd be great. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
You go looking for burglars and naughty parties and you know you're fit, | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
not a man alive will get away. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
As Christmas often brings more crime, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Francis must be fighting fit at all times. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
I'm like a butcher, I'm sharpening the knives. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Francis fought the British welterweight title in 2007. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
He's now planning a comeback. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I've got a fight coming up for a charity match, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
but I'm not after just boxing, I'm after a world title. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I've asked God. "God," I says, "can I be world champion?" | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
God said to me, "You can be a world champion, Mr Jones." | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
The comeback trail starts soon for Francis to achieve his dream. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
On the way to success, you'll always pass failure. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
I've passed failure many a time, but you keep on going. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
It's like starting again from scratch. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
This kid on Friday... I threw that, and he counted me | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
and I'll be on the floor, like Daffy Duck, seeing stars. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:54 | |
On an industrial estate, Sparta guard, Micky, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
is starting a night shift. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
To be honest, you're just stuck out there, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
you do your 12 hours, you're... | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
We're not here to compete with other firms, we are who we are, | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
we're unique, we've got the best guards about. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
The employee of the year competition is going up a gear. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
(Oh, get down, get down, get down! I think he's coming, get down.) | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
(He's here, he's here, he's here, he's here!) | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
(He never seen me, he never seen me.) | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
(He never seen me.) | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
(Which would compromise the mission.) | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
(I want to see if he can do his job.) | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Under Sparta guidelines, Micky should constantly monitor | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
the perimeter for suspicious activity. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
(There's no smoking, there's no playing on your phones.) | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
(You've gotta be on the ball.) | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
(Always looking smart, he's looking good there, he's looking good,) | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
(but I want to see the front of him.) | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
(I ain't taking a bullet.) | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
(I can't let him see me.) | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Micky's patrols have created a clear visible deterrent to would-be thieves. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:42 | |
(He can't see me here.) | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
Apart from not spotting the walking hedge, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
he seems to have passed the test. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Early, radio's on, torch, uniform's on, smart as a carrot. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
Very happy with tonight's performance. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Ho, ho, ho. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
In the midst of his busy schedule, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Francis is finding time for a seasonal public appearance. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
The things you do to get yourself a lass. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Oh, he's good. Santa's still got it. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Today, Father Christmas is visiting the Redhall estate. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
Want to sit down? You take a seat. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Right. OK, then. So, you put your hand in. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Oh, it's not an Xbox. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Sparta Claus has bought gifts for the children | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
to spread the joy of Christmas. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Ha ha. Wow. A police car. Is that right? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
-And a headlight. -You're doing well, Francis. You're doing well, Santa. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Santa Francis. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
He also has an ulterior motive. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Someone on this estate knows the craic. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
Step right in. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I'm going to ask the kids and we hope to get some information off them. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
There's naughty boys about | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
and they burn trees down. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Tell Santa all the troublemakers round here | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
so he can cross them off his list. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
See you later, folks. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Do you ever see any naughty people who light fires on trees? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
No? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
It's proving a tough nut to crack. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Francis is asking a few questions. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
It's code of conduct, though, isn't it? They're not going to spill the beans, but... | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
I can't see what information we're going to get off the kids. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
The kids weren't any older than five, basically. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Do you want to put your hand in, sweetheart? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-I was talking to you. -Oh, yeah? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Ha ha ha. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Hello. Do you want to come and sit on my knee? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Do you want to go and see Santa? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
No, I mean you. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Is that your mother outside? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Is it? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Is she married? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
Why's she not married? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Do you want to give her that? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Santa can come to her house. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Francis has made some new friends... | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I think it's great what he's done for the kids. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
I mean, how many other people in the local area would do this? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
I've personally not seen it in all my time living in the area. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Well, that was hard work, wasn't it? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
..but is no closer to identifying the tree killer. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
One of those kids could tell the parents | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
and it could solve the case and crack the nut. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
The mothers are asking have you got their presents now. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
He'll have some presents for them. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
Not in this sack, though. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
They're in a different sack. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Speed, kill. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Francis' big fight is just around the corner. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
To get fit, to get into tip-top condition, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
I need a special weapon. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
He's stepping up his training regime... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
I wish this thing went up a few gears. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
..with a little help from Rachel. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
She pushes me in training. She's a personal fitness guru. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
So, she can torture my arse up the bank. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
Come on! Get them knees up. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
To get to his fighting weight, Francis needs to lose two stone. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Come on, keep going. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
For Rachel, there are additional benefits to the session. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Another five minutes, he'll be begging to sit in the basket. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I'm going to run you over. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
I do enjoy pushing him for his training. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Gives me a chance to get my own back sometimes when I can shout | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
abuse at him and make him do hard workouts. That's my little revenge. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Francis, come on, slack alley. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-What number are you on? -I had it on flat-out, maximum speed. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
The race is on to be named Sparta employee of the year... | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Where you off to tonight, then? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Over the industrial estate. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Are you, in your shirt and tie? A bit dressed up, aren't you. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Yeah, cos I'm professional, Phillip. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
..so the whole workforce need to impress the boss. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
I've had a rough few days, girls. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Have you? It's a good job you've got us to look after you. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Can you whisper in my ear as well? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
-What do you want me to whisper? -Whisper whatever you want to whisper. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-I want a pay rise. -Yeah. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Rachel and Claire are targeting Francis' weak point | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
to boost their chances of success. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-That's nice, that, like. -You sure it's not hurting you? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Oh, it's giving me a semi-on, to be honest. It is, aye. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Glad I'm at this end. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Rachel's very, very good. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
She is, you know? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
But there's someone there that's impressing me. He is, aye. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
That is nice, surprisingly. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Sparta's going to war, sweetheart. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Oh, yes, he is. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
He's got a machine gun and he's got a shotgun. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Composure, composure, composure. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Hit, that's it. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
He breathes to box. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
He wakes up to box. It's his entire life. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
I think without boxing Francis would be totally lost. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Boxing to Francis is everything. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
It's everything. It makes his heart beat. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
It's everything. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
Tonight's opponent, Dan Lennon. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Fearless is my fighting name. Fearless. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Not to say I'm the hardest man, but I'm the gamest man. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
I'm game as a badger. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
For Francis, the fight is the climax of a long, tough year. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
He's battled hard for the people of Darlo. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
For himself, he has one more round to get through. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
I'm wanting him to be a stepping stone. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
I'm wanting the world title. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
It's very important to him to win his fight. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
He's trained hard for it and I think if he doesn't win his fight | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
it'll break his heart, probably. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
That's the shot, Francis. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
And again. That's it, keep the pressure. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
And again. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
That's the one. Finish him, Francis. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Put it, put it, put it. Finish him off. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
Down to the judges now. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Like Rocky says, you've got to get back on with it. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Get on with life. Sometimes you get kicks and rocks in life and things happen, | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
but a warrior, a champion keeps going. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
In the case of the Redhall tree vandal, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
there's been a breakthrough. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
So, Pembo, I know a name. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
Right? I'm going to have a walk down, see if he's there. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
An anonymous tip-off has given Francis the identity of the culprit | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
so the trap could be closing. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Let's ask God. Dear God, let us see the fire starter. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Lord God, give him this there, make peace, Amen. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
As it's Christmas, Francis plans to donate a safer bonfire accessory | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
as an alternative to burning trees. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
I'll go over there first, hide behind that tree. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Francis and Pembo split up to prepare a pincer movement. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Which part of the woods are they in? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Oh, that sun's in my eyes. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Where are they at? | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
They're here. They're here. They're here. They're here. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Yeah, they're here. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
Francis hopes to catch the culprit in the act... | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
They've reached the two of them up here. They've lit that one. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
..but he may have been rumbled | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
Have they seen us? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
I'm going to go over. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
So, they've gone. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Francis gives chase through what's left of the trees | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
with Pembo trying to keep up. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Where are you going? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Youse all scarpered off. Like, just run up the bank. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I was only going to talk to you. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
I've got you a present. We've got you a little fire bin. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
Stop doing trees, will you, lads? Put it in there. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Plenty of trees have been burnt around here. 20 trees. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
Huh? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
The man denies involvement. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Well, that's fine, isn't it? Put it in there and burn it. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Take care, son, all right? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Don't run from me again, you little... | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
What do you think he'll do with that bin? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Francis hopes his campaign will deter whoever is responsible. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
If not, he plans to take the matter further. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Listen, we're not going to do much cos we're not no police. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
We's, er, Pembocus and Spartacus. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
And so, at the end of the day there, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
I'm going to pass it on to the police. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
They do their job. They're fantastic in Darlington. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Take it out of our hands. Do what they do. Well done, bitch. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
It's the night of the Sparta Security Christmas party. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
I'm going in style. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Rachel wants to make a big entrance. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
We only go out once a year, really to, erm, | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
all the staff together, so I've booked myself a little limousine. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Her chariot is a bespoke classic, courtesy of Davey. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
It was an ex-funeral car. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Then I got it vinyl-wrapped, white, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
and I put some disco lights in the back. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Good evening, madam. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Hello. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
-Are you looking forward to Christmas, Davey? -Yeah. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Who do you think'll get employee of the year, then? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
I haven't got a clue. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Thank you. Davey. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
The creme de la creme of Sparta's staff and clients | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
are assembled for the occasion. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Christmas party tonight. Festive period. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Everyone's jolly waiting for the captain of the ship to come. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:29 | |
I'm more like a billionaire. Not a millionaire, a billionaire. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
I think I'm going to get in the ring, do you know what I'm saying there? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Who wants it? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
It's kind of, you know, just a chance to let your hair down | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
and have a bit of fun, isn't it? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
As well as refreshments, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
there's a question on everyone's lips. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
This is crunch time, baby. | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
Big fight, live. What's happening? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Who has got the employee of the year? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Thank you very much for coming to the Christmas party. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
I hope there's going to be no animosity when whoever wins | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
the prize wins it, cos after all, there can only be one winner. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
We've been looking for a Spartan, | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
a Spartan warrior, the one who goes above and beyond the call of duty. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
Jordan, James, Wogan and myself, | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
because we've been here one of the longest, you know what I mean? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
I had to go through the list. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
Jordan, you were one of the first ones to go. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Next to Davey. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
I think Rachel deserves it. Yeah, Rachel deserves it. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
If there's no Rachel, there'd be no Sparta. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Rachel is the brain behind the operations and it is... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
She is a diamond. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
I don't want any animosity about it, but I've made my choice. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Somebody who has been at the Sparta Empire, right, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
who I don't give enough credit to. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Who takes the company into awesome waters | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
and, you know, they keep the ship going. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
The employee of 2015, | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
who's awesome... | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
The Spartan, chosen by Francis as best of the best is... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
..and his name's Francis Jones, over there. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
-..himself. -He's a fucking boyo. He's the boyo. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
I'm telling you, he's a very, very good looking lad. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Listen, I appreciate it. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Well, drink to me, then. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Francis' long-term manager was a very close second. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
The others don't come close to Rachel Bruce, | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
because she goes above and beyond. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
She's passionate about the job. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
She's awesome, | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
but it come to me in a vision. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
I asked God for a vision and I heard the Lord say to me, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
he says, "Francis, why not you?" | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
When God speaks to you, you just have to do what he says. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
Do you think he is the best employee Sparta has? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
No. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
It's his business, he dreamed the whole thing up, | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
but as in work-wise, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
he'd rather be in the gym. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
No, I don't think. I think somebody else deserves it. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
It will annoy a few of us, but what can you say, he's the gaffer. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
Christopher Columbus sailed the oceans, there. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
He went across the seas. He wanted to go into lands that was untouched. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
And, you know, there's a Christopher Columbus here, you know, | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
but he's called Spartacus. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
He is, like, because he wants to go to places no-one's been before. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
So, 2016, | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
I want the flag to be up there, you know? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
I want to sail. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
I want to go to the lands, right, | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
where you think, "Wow! Go, Sparta." | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
Merry Christmas | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
and have a prosperous 2016. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
Seriously, have an awesome Christmas. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Show love, be kind, help someone | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
and be a blessing to the creator who's put you on this planet. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
BLOWS KISS | 0:28:21 | 0:28:22 | |
That's to the bitches | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 |