The Naked Rambler


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It's minus one...

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and there's a freezing fog hanging over the moors.

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HE SHIVERS

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Even the most prepared walker would think twice

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about going out in these conditions.

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But this man is doing it completely naked,

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apart from a rucksack, boots and socks.

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Strong wind coming exactly where I'm heading.

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Man versus nature.

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Certainly is.

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Stephen Gough, aka the Naked Rambler,

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has been in the headlines for a decade

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and spent the last six-and-a-half years in prison

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because he refuses to wear clothes in public.

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Now free, he's heading for his mother's house

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in Eastleigh in Hampshire -

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on foot and naked.

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To Eastleigh it's about 440 miles-ish.

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He'll discover just what the Great British public

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really makes of him.

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CHEERING

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That does not do any good, in this day and age, for this country.

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You have a right to your opinion.

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What made an ex-Marine

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and devoted father...

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He was really supportive when they were little, he was a great dad.

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..turn his back on his family

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and become one of the UK's most infamous prisoners?

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You are under arrest, you are detained.

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You need to come with us to the police car.

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Will the police and the weather

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stop the naked rambler from ever making it home?

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This is like climbing Everest.

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Worse than that.

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In Everest, you expect it.

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This programme contains some strong language.

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Five in the morning and Stephen Gough is being

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released from Edinburgh Prison into the cold October air.

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I haven't got a clue where I'm going.

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I've got a compass somewhere -

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I've got TWO compasses somewhere - don't know where they are.

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Um, I can't really guide by the stars, really.

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So... I want to head south.

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Stephen's spent the last six-and-a-half years

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in a prison cell because he insists on the right

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to be naked in public.

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Right I'm moving. Trying to warm up.

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His nudity and his spells in jail have made him a big news story.

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Now he's been released, he plans to walk more than 400 miles

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to see his family in Eastleigh near Southampton.

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Am I going all right for, um... for the Pentland Hills, yeah?

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-Yeah, yeah. Totally, yeah.

-Straight up?

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-Straight up and straight over again.

-Cheers, thanks.

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Walking 15 miles a day,

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Stephen hopes to be home in under a month.

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This way to go, is it?

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His nakedness meant the prison restricted his visitation rights.

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He hasn't seen his two teenage children for almost seven years.

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I'd love to see how they are, you know.

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Last time I saw them, they was down here somewhere.

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As a father, what are you going to be thinking?

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Maybe very tearful. Probably very tearful.

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I was almost tearful then, answering the question.

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Probably very tearful.

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Where's the prison from here, then?

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-You can see it.

-What, the horrible walls?

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Just down in the shadow there.

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Oh, yeah. Ugly thing, innit?

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Stephen's numerous arrests began when he first walked

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naked from Lands End to John o'Groats.

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But back then, he never spent more than a few months in prison.

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Like a Page 3 girl now.

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But in 2006, on a plane to Edinburgh,

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he took his clothes off mid-flight

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and was arrested on arrival.

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After seven months in prison, he was released,

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but immediately rearrested for being naked.

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Ever since, it's been a cycle of release and re-arrest.

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To keep him from other prisoners,

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he's spent years in solitary confinement.

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'You're in a cell, locked up,

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'sometimes for 24/7.

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'You're only allowed out for maybe half an hour, sometimes.

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'If they're feeling generous.'

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If you put clothes on, you wouldn't need to be in solitary, would you?

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No, but then I'd be giving up on what I think is right.

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So, um, that's not something I'm prepared to do

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and, er...

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no-one has yet convinced me that...

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when I've questioned them,

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reasons why I should...

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No-one has ever given me a good reason why I should dress.

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Stephen appears to have chosen prison above being with his family.

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15 years ago, he was an attentive father to his children.

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Does his ex-partner Alison understand what has happened?

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Well he was stubborn, yeah, definitely.

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But this is beyond any stubbornness that I ever experienced.

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I mean, it is extraordinary, really.

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And I think that's probably part of...

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I think probably the legal system couldn't believe...

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that somebody given the choice -

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either you put your clothes on and you're a free man,

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or you don't and we lock you up in solitary confinement - would choose

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"Oh, solitary confinement for me, please."

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I don't think anybody saw that coming.

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I've seen him in the papers.

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It seems Stephen has a good chance

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of making it out of Scotland without arrest.

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Well done, good on you.

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"Oh, my God, Laura..."

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SHE LAUGHS

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"..check him out!"

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Then the kids all started laughing and saying,

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"Where's his clothes? We can see his bottom!"

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Well...!

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You shouldn't be afraid of, like...

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what you are, who you are, you know?

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A body's a body, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Bad thing - I guess you might get a bit of frostbite on your balls

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in the winter, like, but, you know, hey.

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He seems happy. Good on him!

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THEY CHEER

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Being naked in public isn't technically illegal,

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but if someone complains, then it can be a breach of the peace

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or, more seriously, outraging public decency.

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Many people cheered him on...

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CAR HORN BEEPS

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..but not everyone.

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You're a disgrace, so you are.

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-Right, OK.

-A real disgrace.

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You've a right to your opinion.

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That does not do any good, in this day and age, for this country.

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With everything about paedophiles,

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Jimmy Savile, everything.

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And then he's walking along.

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What point is he trying to prove?

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He's not proving anything to anyone, apart from himself,

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that he's an idiot.

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I get knocked down, and get up, get knocked down and get up.

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And I think, "Well...

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"..nobody understands what this guy's about,

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"but he keeps it going," so you then get a bit interested.

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-Can I ask you something?

-Yeah.

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Why are you walking naked?

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-Are you not from round here?

-Is it not cold?

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I'm not cold, no.

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And why are you not having clothes on, then?

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Er, um, good question.

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Em, don't know, really.

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-Oh.

-It's to make a stand.

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Stephen's cause is not always clear,

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but it never fails to generate interest and bring him attention.

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Press photographers are rarely far away

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and he even has followers -

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some of whom buy him food and give him money.

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One follower, George,

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has even designed a board game based on Stephen's life.

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This is this game I designed for Stephen Gough -

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Naked Rambler Snakes And Ladders.

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Throw the dice, where you go,

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is that if you land on the bottom of a ladder, you can climb the ladder.

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What do you think about what Stephen does?

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Yeah, I've still...

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I think, erm...

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I'd probably have to get back to you on that, at the moment.

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He seems to be happy with what he's doing,

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and it looks like - I'm not really sure -

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it's a cause, or, Stephen himself has said he sees this as a job.

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So, he is maybe still searching for something in his life.

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What?!

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Many people assume Stephen is an extreme naturist

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making a stand about the human body.

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But he always dresses when he stops walking.

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I like wearing clothes, I haven't got a thing about clothes...

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..but...I want to be free to wear what I want, yeah?

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So I want to get up in the morning and wear what I want to wear.

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Some people, like naturists and that, nudists, they heat up

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their house especially so they can go naked.

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I think that's nuts.

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I'm not one of those, I'm...I'm standing for freedom.

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The trouble is the cause...

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What is it and why is it important?

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And I think that's the thing that

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I've never really reconciled...myself.

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If he was... If Steve was out there campaigning for something

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that I thought was really important -

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human rights or children's welfare,

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then I think, you know, with my blessing, off you go.

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But this doesn't make sense to me.

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Alison's come to terms with being associated with the Naked Rambler.

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Just around the corner from her,

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Stephen's mother Nora seems to find it harder to reconcile.

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At 86, Nora doesn't want the media exposure

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that her son seems to crave, and asked for her face not to be shown.

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What is your understanding of why he's doing it?

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I DON'T understand it, I'm afraid.

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I never have understood why he's doing it.

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Do YOU understand it?

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You've been with him more than what I have lately.

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I don't understand it.

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It's something to do with freedom.

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Yeah, I know THAT. I know it's something to do with freedom,

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but he's not free, is he?

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Stuck in jail six years - that's not free, is it?

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It seems a useless way of living your life, to me.

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Morning, George.

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I've got the morning papers for you.

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Scotland On Sunday and The Sun.

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Bloody hell, I look old there.

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53, yeah?

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HE LAUGHS

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I like that, "Getting undressed to go to work." I like that.

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Cos it is, I agree, it's my work, I've finally...

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..settled.

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that this is not going to end

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and then I'm going to get a proper job or settle down.

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This IS me settling down and getting a proper job.

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I've realised I've been doing it all along.

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With the English border only ten miles away,

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it's time to get back to work.

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HE GROANS

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MUSIC: "Over The Hill" by John Martyn

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# Nothing in my favour

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# Got the wind in my face

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# I'm going home

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# Hey, hey, hey

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# Over the hill

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# Over the hill

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# Hey, hey, hey

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# Over the hill...#

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After five days of walking unchallenged,

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Stephen's approaching the English border.

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Perhaps the country is happy to see the back of the Naked Rambler.

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Well, that's it. That's the border.

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Cheers, Steve. Just wave again if you can. Arms out.

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With 375 miles to go...

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What a waste!

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..Stephen's on track to get to his mum's house in Eastleigh

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by Christmas.

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England - and it seems the police here have a different attitude.

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Stephen's been arrested, charged with a public order offence

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and released within 24 hours.

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He was free for just 20 days

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before winding up back in a police cell.

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There are some benefits, though.

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You get arrested, you'll continue,

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nothing's going to stop you.

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It's given me a chance for my socks to get dried out.

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My socks were soaking, and now they're dry.

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So that's one good thing.

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I got a few...few meals.

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-MAN OFF SCREEN:

-That's disgusting!

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There's fucking kids around, you dirty bastard.

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Have you got any flapjacks, any flapjacks?

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Couple of Mars Bars, Snicker?

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Do you get many customers like this?

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Stephen was only released half an hour ago.

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Is this a joke, is it?

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-No, no.

-Did you release me?

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Release me and arrest me again - I just don't really understand that.

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Please, tell me what's going on.

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HE LAUGHS

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What's your name?

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-Stephen Gough.

-Stephen.

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Stephen, have you got anything in your bag?

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Loads of things in my bag.

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We'll need your bag off you.

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Stephen has been arrested so many times over the last ten years,

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it's reported to have cost the taxpayer

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hundreds of thousands of pounds.

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-MAN OFF CAMERA:

-Dirty bastard, there's kids around!

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Oi! Oi!

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Stephen is one of seven children.

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His mother Nora doesn't remember him having a problem with authority.

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Was Stephen disobedient as a child?

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I don't remember him being disobedient particularly, no.

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At school?

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Well, he never got the cane, which they used to do in those days.

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So he was a well-behaved boy?

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Well, as far as I know, yeah.

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At 16, he left the local comprehensive school

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and joined the Marines.

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Did he do well in the Marines?

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Well, I thought he did.

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When he left, he had a good character reference.

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This well-behaved child, behaved well at home,

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behaved well at school, joined the Marines.

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This doesn't sound like the same person as Steve, does it?

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It doesn't, does it?

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No, that's why it's so amazing that he's doing this,

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I just can't understand it, myself.

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Steve!

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Stephen has been released by West Yorkshire Police

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and has headed on to the Pennine Way.

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Steve!

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Steve!

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You haven't seen a naked rambler, have you?

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What does he look like?

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He's naked! He's got a big beard.

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There's a fella pitched up down there with a big beard.

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He's pitched his tent up.

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Morning.

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How are you feeling today?

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STEVE LAUGHS

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All right, yeah.

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It's freezing

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and Stephen hasn't eaten in over 24 hours.

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I need to get some food and some fuel.

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Big food.

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Food that...

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A loaf of bread type food.

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Can YOU see sense in what I'm doing, cos you may not?

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You might think...you know?

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Um, well...

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You may not be able to see it.

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I tell you what, when I phoned my mum last night,

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she said she thought I liked publicity, right?

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And, um...

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There's two ways to look at it, right?

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Yeah, I like publicity.

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But it's not for me, I'm not doing it because I want to be famous.

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I'm doing it because of what I'm doing.

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I want to... I want to rai...

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I want people to know about what I'm doing.

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-All right?

-Can I get a picture with you, boss?

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-Yeah, sure.

-Good man.

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I don't believe this. There's a naked rambler up here.

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This is the man.

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-Lovely.

-Thank you, boss.

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It's fucking freezing.

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You're mad in your head!

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I'm going that way.

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BLEATING

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It's a bloody wind tunnel.

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You're shivering, Steve.

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Yeah, I am, yeah.

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I really shouldn't be stopping, really.

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-I want to put some clothes on.

-Clothes on?!

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It was certainly very different weather in 2005

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when Stephen went on his second walk

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from Land's End to John o'Groats...

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..accompanied by a girlfriend.

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So the last time you did the walk, it was in summer.

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Yeah, it was, yeah.

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Was it very different?

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Very, very different, yeah.

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Very, very, very, very different.

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Why?

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Well, summer...

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..blue skies. You stop for lunch

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and it would be so warm you'd just lie down

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on some lovely bit of grass.

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Get out your food, lay it out like a little picnic.

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Didn't need to put on clothes.

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Didn't WANT to put on clothes cos it was warm.

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'It was just lovely.'

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-'And now?

-Now, it's...'

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It's walking in gale-force winds

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and getting wet and I was even thinking of a warm police cell.

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No?!

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Even a police... Getting arrested and getting put in a police cell

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is preferable to this.

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Stephen is putting himself through incredible hardship

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for a cause he sometime finds hard to explain.

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He often talks of freedom, but what does he mean by it?

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Do you feel you're helping people by doing this?

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-In some way?

-Yeah, I do, yeah.

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By helping them to confront their false beliefs about who they are.

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Along comes someone like me and it challenges them.

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Cos if we...consider ourselves as being a democratic and free society

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then, well...

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..how far does that go?

0:18:330:18:34

HE BREAKS WIND

0:18:360:18:37

There's a bigger...

0:18:370:18:38

HE BREAKS WIND

0:18:380:18:39

There's a bigger, bigger thing at stake.

0:18:420:18:45

Not sure what it is, but...

0:18:480:18:50

You don't have many manners, do you?

0:18:520:18:54

Like, you just fart in public, restaurant or whatever, pub.

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Well, it's all about asking what is manners, you know?

0:19:000:19:02

Manner, manner. Manners is about manner, isn't it?

0:19:020:19:05

-Well, it's...

-Go to different societies, it's different.

0:19:060:19:10

If you're in the company of people that you feel relaxed

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and free with, that word again, freedom with.

0:19:150:19:18

But, Steve, is farting in public really about freedom?

0:19:200:19:22

Yes, it is about freedom. Yes.

0:19:220:19:24

Do you really think that's what freedom is about?

0:19:240:19:26

It's not only about farting in pubic,

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it's about being able to speak freely.

0:19:290:19:31

Freedom of speech.

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Yeah, these are things that really matter.

0:19:330:19:35

Yeah, well, it's the same.

0:19:350:19:36

There's freedom fighters out there fighting for the right to vote,

0:19:360:19:39

fighting for the right to be educated

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and you are freedom fighting for the right to fart!

0:19:410:19:44

You may be making it into a triviality...

0:19:450:19:48

but you try, as I have in the past,

0:19:480:19:52

bottling up your farts, you'll get a stomach-ache.

0:19:520:19:54

Stephen has embarked on a one-man mission

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to break down what he sees as society's unreasonable taboos.

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If you want to fart, spit, swear or even walk naked in public,

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why shouldn't you?

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It remains a mystery why an obedient child and successful Marine

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chose this quest at the expense of seeing his own children grow up.

0:20:210:20:25

Eastleigh is a large but run-of-the-mill town

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just outside Southampton.

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The place itself had a big impact on Stephen and his siblings,

0:20:320:20:36

according to his younger brother Robert.

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I think everybody in the family...

0:20:390:20:41

..has, like, gone out there

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to go and find life, to go and find something.

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There's more to life than living in Eastleigh.

0:20:500:20:53

I know, when I was young, I wanted to get out of Eastleigh.

0:20:530:20:56

I didn't get very far, but...

0:20:560:20:58

Yeah, so they probably wanted to see what was going on

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in the rest of the world, I suppose.

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The central thing for all of the things

0:21:050:21:07

that have happened in Steve's life...

0:21:070:21:10

is just this profound energy...

0:21:100:21:12

..to try and work out what life's about.

0:21:140:21:17

My eldest son's a Buddhist.

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The second son's Raja Yoga, which is an Indian philosophy.

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So your whole family are looking for ways to live their life.

0:21:240:21:29

They're looking for something, yeah.

0:21:290:21:31

MUSIC: "All My Days" by Alexi Murdoch

0:21:320:21:35

On a quest to find out what life is about,

0:21:410:21:44

Stephen left the Marines when he was 20 and travelled to Thailand.

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There he joined a religious sect - the Moonies.

0:21:490:21:53

Obviously I was looking for answers to life

0:21:530:21:55

and they said "Here you are.

0:21:550:21:56

"Here's all the answers you'll ever need.

0:21:560:21:59

"Take that."

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And I swallowed it and joined up.

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But Stephen and the Moonies parted company after two years.

0:22:030:22:07

I went with a couple of prostitutes and in the end they sort of...

0:22:070:22:12

They didn't chuck me out, as in kick me out the door.

0:22:120:22:15

They said it's best if I left

0:22:150:22:17

because I was a bad influence on the youngsters.

0:22:170:22:20

So I left in the end.

0:22:200:22:21

# And I've been trying to find

0:22:210:22:24

# What's been in my mind

0:22:260:22:30

# As the days keep turning into night...#

0:22:320:22:35

Then he just landed back in the UK and suddenly it was, like,

0:22:380:22:42

"Well, what am I going to do now?"

0:22:420:22:45

"Who am I? Where am I going?"

0:22:450:22:47

He then spent the next few years doing odd jobs in Eastleigh...

0:22:500:22:54

..until he met Alison.

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Although they've been separated for over ten years,

0:23:010:23:04

Alison and Stephen still stay in touch.

0:23:040:23:06

I think it's important, but it's important work.

0:23:080:23:10

You know, it's important.

0:23:100:23:12

We want our kids to, er... And we want to live in a society that's

0:23:120:23:16

free and open and tolerant, don't we?

0:23:160:23:22

That's what we want.

0:23:220:23:23

The couple first met in 1992

0:23:270:23:30

and lived together in Eastleigh before starting a family.

0:23:300:23:32

Did you fall in love with Stephen?

0:23:360:23:37

Yeah.

0:23:370:23:38

SHE LAUGHS

0:23:380:23:40

-Yes, I did.

-You did?

-Yeah.

0:23:400:23:42

We had a period, particularly the fondest memory

0:23:460:23:48

I have really of all the time that I knew Steve,

0:23:480:23:51

was when we had children.

0:23:510:23:54

He was brilliant, you know, even at their birth,

0:23:540:23:57

he was really supportive when they were born,

0:23:570:23:59

he was supportive when they were little.

0:23:590:24:00

He was a great dad.

0:24:000:24:02

It can be a bit frustrating

0:24:020:24:03

if I forget that I'm bringing up a human being here.

0:24:030:24:07

I mean, what could be more important than that?

0:24:070:24:09

So it's charming to watch and it makes it all worthwhile, really,

0:24:090:24:13

these little moments.

0:24:130:24:15

Ultimately I do find this whole...

0:24:150:24:17

everything that's happened really very sad.

0:24:170:24:19

I think it's sad for the children,

0:24:190:24:21

but mostly I think it's sad for Steve.

0:24:210:24:24

I think he's missed out on ten years of having a relationship

0:24:240:24:27

with his children, and for what?

0:24:270:24:29

It doesn't make any sense to me,

0:24:300:24:31

and I think ultimately it's very, very sad.

0:24:310:24:34

When's the last time you saw your kids?

0:24:350:24:38

Six-and-a-half years ago.

0:24:380:24:40

It's a long time.

0:24:480:24:49

It is a long time, yeah.

0:24:490:24:51

It's a time when they've gone from children to young adults, almost.

0:24:510:24:56

But, um...

0:24:560:24:57

That's what...

0:24:580:24:59

That's how life's turned out.

0:24:590:25:01

And I don't regret what I've done at all,

0:25:010:25:04

even though it means that I've been separated from my children,

0:25:040:25:08

cos you've got to follow your passion.

0:25:080:25:10

And that, sometimes in life, sometimes that means that

0:25:100:25:13

you can't be with your children or be with those you love.

0:25:130:25:16

-ALISON:

-At the minute he's supposed to be walking back to Eastleigh

0:25:230:25:27

to see his family. But it's freezing cold,

0:25:270:25:29

it's pouring with rain, it's windy, but he's doing it naked.

0:25:290:25:32

I'm just looking back, trying to make some sense of it.

0:25:340:25:37

How did I end up having a relationship with somebody

0:25:370:25:39

that would then... if this was going to be the outcome?

0:25:390:25:42

How did I not see it coming?

0:25:420:25:44

But I really didn't see it coming.

0:25:440:25:45

No-one understands what turned Stephen from an attentive,

0:25:510:25:55

loving father...

0:25:550:25:56

Steve?

0:25:560:25:58

..to someone who appears to have turned his back on his children...

0:25:580:26:02

for six-and-a-half years.

0:26:020:26:04

Stephen has been arrested and released once again.

0:26:160:26:19

He's still 140 miles from home.

0:26:190:26:21

How are you?

0:26:230:26:24

-Fancy meeting you here!

-What's going on?

0:26:260:26:28

I don't know!

0:26:280:26:29

The authorities have arranged for a taxi to take him away,

0:26:310:26:35

and he's left outside the jurisdiction

0:26:350:26:37

of West Midlands Police.

0:26:370:26:38

The taxi pulls up at a lay-by just off the M5.

0:26:400:26:42

OK, cheers.

0:26:440:26:45

-It's gone a bit cold, hasn't it, Steve?

-Yep.

0:26:490:26:52

It's only one degree.

0:26:520:26:53

That's not too cold, is it?

0:26:530:26:55

It's ice.

0:26:570:26:58

Is it?

0:26:580:26:59

News coverage and social media campaigns

0:27:070:27:10

mean the Naked Rambler's supporters know when he's out of prison.

0:27:100:27:13

Today a man called Augustus has arranged to

0:27:140:27:18

go on part of the journey with him.

0:27:180:27:20

Why are you here to see Stephen?

0:27:200:27:22

Well, because I support his cause.

0:27:220:27:25

Do you?

0:27:270:27:28

Yeah...

0:27:280:27:29

I'm quite fond of walking around naked myself, so...

0:27:320:27:36

I think he's a very wise man, actually.

0:27:360:27:38

He's fascinating to talk to.

0:27:380:27:40

It's unusual in this day and age to find a man

0:27:400:27:44

who's got principles and sticks to them, come what may.

0:27:440:27:47

Is that your loincloth?

0:27:490:27:51

I call it a breechcloth.

0:27:510:27:52

So that means it's not illegal?

0:27:520:27:54

I believe so. Well, it's not illegal without it.

0:27:550:27:58

SONG: "Rambling On My Mind"

0:27:590:28:01

# I've got ramblin' on my mind... #

0:28:030:28:05

CAR HORN BEEPS

0:28:050:28:06

# I've got ramblin'

0:28:090:28:11

# I've got ramblin' all on my mind... #

0:28:130:28:15

MAN LAUGHS

0:28:170:28:19

# Hate to leave you here, babe

0:28:190:28:21

# But you treat me so unkind. #

0:28:220:28:24

What am I doing that's indecent?

0:28:310:28:32

Exposure. Exposure.

0:28:320:28:34

Exposing what? What am I exposing that's indecent?

0:28:340:28:37

Your genitals.

0:28:370:28:38

After only half an hour's walking,

0:28:390:28:42

Stephen and Augustus are taken to the local police station.

0:28:420:28:45

They're released that evening and Augustus returns home.

0:28:470:28:51

So you're a musician?

0:28:510:28:53

Yeah, yeah. That's one of my jobs, as it were.

0:28:530:28:56

I've been trying to write a song

0:28:560:28:57

about the joys of being nude for years,

0:28:570:28:59

but nothing ever came of it until this year.

0:28:590:29:03

So I think this is the thing.

0:29:040:29:06

# Walk on the wild Let it all hang free

0:29:070:29:11

# Easy movements, lots of vitamin D

0:29:110:29:13

# There are those who think it's not respectable

0:29:130:29:17

# Cool breeze tickling testicles

0:29:170:29:20

# Feel the sun

0:29:200:29:21

# Warming your bum

0:29:210:29:23

# It ain't rude to be nude

0:29:250:29:26

# It's the natural way

0:29:260:29:27

# Go on, dare to be bare

0:29:270:29:29

# Just wear the air. #

0:29:290:29:30

That's the first version chorus.

0:29:310:29:34

That was really good.

0:29:340:29:36

Yeah, I'm going to have to record it.

0:29:360:29:38

Augustus has his own reasons for being naked in public.

0:29:380:29:41

I haven't got a girlfriend,

0:29:420:29:44

but if I go out and walk in the nude

0:29:440:29:47

and people look at me and especially if they smile or laugh or talk,

0:29:470:29:52

'then that pleases me.

0:29:520:29:54

'Someone's noticing me, I'm obviously liked'

0:29:540:29:58

and it's nice to be liked.

0:29:580:30:00

Well, I did have a girlfriend way back.

0:30:030:30:06

She dumped me five years ago.

0:30:060:30:07

When she dumped me, that was hard, that was...

0:30:090:30:12

That was tough.

0:30:130:30:15

Cor...

0:30:150:30:16

Augustus's relationship seems to have had a big impact on him.

0:30:170:30:21

What effect did Stephen's separation from Alison have?

0:30:230:30:25

In 2001, the family moved to a communal housing project in Canada,

0:30:280:30:33

and it was here Stephen's growing interest in naturism

0:30:330:30:37

started to affect their relationship.

0:30:370:30:39

Steve first started going naked in Canada.

0:30:400:30:43

Swimming in lakes. You know, we'd come across a lake, perhaps

0:30:450:30:48

we'd walked for hours to get there and there was no-one else around.

0:30:480:30:50

He'll go for a naked swim.

0:30:500:30:52

Fine.

0:30:520:30:53

But slowly it became more frequent and more public, his nakedness.

0:30:530:30:58

Things got more serious when Alison's parents came to visit.

0:30:590:31:03

And Alison was getting a bit of a whiff

0:31:030:31:05

that I was being more bold, and so she started to ask me,

0:31:050:31:08

"Am I going to go naked when her parents come?" That sort of thing.

0:31:080:31:11

And I said, "I don't know, I'm trying to be spontaneous.

0:31:110:31:13

"And I'm trying to be, not...

0:31:130:31:16

"Be natural."

0:31:170:31:19

Really sunny morning, I'm eating breakfast

0:31:190:31:21

with my parents on this roof garden, which is shared with our neighbours.

0:31:210:31:25

And Steve came to join us

0:31:250:31:26

at the breakfast table with a bowl of muesli in his hands,

0:31:260:31:30

with nothing on.

0:31:300:31:31

And I just walked in, just went there naked with a bowl of muesli,

0:31:310:31:35

as you do! Lovely day and, um...

0:31:350:31:39

In front of her parents?

0:31:390:31:40

I think her mum was there.

0:31:400:31:41

Alison's mum was there.

0:31:410:31:43

The mum didn't... Alison's mum didn't react hardly at all.

0:31:440:31:47

Alison, on the other hand, said,

0:31:480:31:51

"That's enough!" And stormed off.

0:31:510:31:53

You know, I think in most relationships,

0:31:530:31:55

that's a pretty reasonable request, when eating a meal with my parents,

0:31:550:31:59

could you please keep your pants on, you know...

0:31:590:32:03

I said immediately, that's it, my relationship with Steve is over.

0:32:030:32:07

I think that he was really...upset that I took that decision.

0:32:070:32:13

I think he felt that, as his life partner or whatever, it was my...

0:32:130:32:18

Part of what I'd signed up to was to support him in

0:32:180:32:21

being who he wanted to be.

0:32:210:32:23

So I think he was a bit devastated.

0:32:230:32:24

Stephen's quest to find a way of life that made him happy

0:32:310:32:35

had taken him from the Marines to the Moonies

0:32:350:32:38

and then to family life abroad.

0:32:380:32:40

But he wanted something more.

0:32:410:32:43

Stephen remembers a long walk in the Canadian woods

0:32:480:32:52

where he had what he calls an epiphany.

0:32:520:32:54

When I went out for the walk,

0:32:570:32:59

it was almost like I expanded...

0:32:590:33:01

..and it was good.

0:33:020:33:03

Yeah.

0:33:060:33:07

So...

0:33:080:33:09

So that's really where it sort of came from, really.

0:33:110:33:15

That sort of feeling inside,

0:33:160:33:19

it obviously changes how you are.

0:33:190:33:21

So, um...

0:33:210:33:23

Do you think, when he went for that walk in the wood,

0:33:250:33:27

it was a critical moment in his life?

0:33:270:33:29

Yeah.

0:33:290:33:30

Tell me why.

0:33:320:33:33

Well, I mean, that was when he started to question

0:33:330:33:37

what he was doing and think about

0:33:370:33:38

what he wanted to do differently, really.

0:33:380:33:40

I mean, that was when he gave himself time to just think.

0:33:400:33:43

And, er...

0:33:450:33:46

So obviously it broke.

0:33:460:33:49

It broke my previous ideas about myself.

0:33:500:33:53

So obviously I thought there was a bit of apprehension

0:33:530:33:56

about what I was before,

0:33:560:33:57

but this was certainty.

0:33:570:33:59

So...

0:34:010:34:02

Things would never be the same again.

0:34:070:34:09

His mission was to share his insight with the world

0:34:090:34:13

and tell people about the freedom nakedness represents.

0:34:130:34:16

He returned to England,

0:34:200:34:22

and in 2003, went on his first walk to John o'Groats.

0:34:220:34:25

The Naked Rambler was born.

0:34:260:34:28

He tried the Marines, he tried the Moonies,

0:34:300:34:33

he tried being a devoted dad, but freedom through nakedness

0:34:330:34:37

gave him the purpose he was always looking for.

0:34:370:34:40

Certainly there is a pattern.

0:34:410:34:43

It almost feels like another project that he's had -

0:34:440:34:47

another attempt that he's had to find a situation

0:34:470:34:50

that he can be comfortable in.

0:34:500:34:52

I think one of the problems perhaps with having a young family

0:34:520:34:55

is that it was a little bit anonymous.

0:34:550:34:57

I think he also wants to be recognised for

0:34:570:35:01

the individual creative thinker that he sees himself as, or something.

0:35:010:35:05

All right?

0:35:050:35:07

No longer an anonymous father,

0:35:070:35:10

Stephen sees himself as a freedom fighter

0:35:100:35:13

resisting an unjust world.

0:35:130:35:14

It's about freedom, it's about prejudice and...

0:35:160:35:18

..intolerance.

0:35:220:35:24

It's pushing that back. As we do that within ourselves

0:35:240:35:27

and we become freer, and then society does it,

0:35:270:35:31

then that socie...soc...

0:35:310:35:33

I can't even say it!

0:35:330:35:34

That society becomes freer.

0:35:340:35:37

You think with discrimination against black people in America

0:35:370:35:40

and homosexuality etc, etc,

0:35:400:35:43

we should live in a tolerant country, tolerant society.

0:35:430:35:46

It's something we want to shine a light on and get rid of.

0:35:480:35:52

Morning.

0:35:560:35:57

-Afternoon.

-Afternoon.

0:35:570:35:59

Many question Stephen's mental health,

0:36:020:36:04

but he refuses to be assessed by a psychologist.

0:36:040:36:07

As a self-styled freedom fighter,

0:36:110:36:13

he seems to put his principles above the feelings of others...

0:36:130:36:17

regardless of the consequences.

0:36:170:36:19

Carterton, just outside Oxford.

0:36:240:36:26

It's 3:20pm.

0:36:280:36:30

It seems like school's out time, by the looks of it.

0:36:310:36:34

Does that bother you?

0:36:340:36:35

Well, people make associations, don't they?

0:36:350:36:38

It doesn't bother me. No, I'm not doing nothing wrong.

0:36:380:36:40

I've followed my compass down a bridleway

0:36:400:36:42

and it's led me into this area at this time,

0:36:420:36:44

so that's just the way it is.

0:36:440:36:46

Maybe you should get out of here, Steve?

0:36:470:36:49

Well, how am I going to? Fly?

0:36:490:36:51

Steve, maybe you should go the other way

0:36:510:36:53

where the schoolchildren aren't...

0:36:530:36:55

No, this is south, I've got to go south.

0:36:550:36:57

Steve, we're going to get in trouble here, mate.

0:37:000:37:03

CAR HORN BEEPS

0:37:030:37:04

I think we should go the other way.

0:37:050:37:07

Guy, what are you on about?

0:37:080:37:11

What would I go the other way for?

0:37:110:37:13

Because you're going to get arrested here.

0:37:130:37:15

I'm going south, I'm going home.

0:37:150:37:17

I know, but...

0:37:170:37:19

Why should I turn around and go north?

0:37:190:37:21

Because there's a load of kids coming.

0:37:210:37:24

Guy, you're being a bit crazy.

0:37:240:37:27

-What?!

-What are you talking about?

0:37:270:37:29

You're going to get arrested, mate.

0:37:310:37:33

Guy, I'm getting a bit pissed off with what you're doing here, mate.

0:37:330:37:36

The perception of Stephen as a harmless eccentric

0:37:370:37:40

comes into question in situations like this.

0:37:400:37:43

Either he doesn't care

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or is oblivious to the impact on these children and their parents.

0:37:450:37:48

There are complaints to the police.

0:37:520:37:54

Shortbread, I might get one of them.

0:37:580:37:59

Do you think they're after YOU, Steve?

0:38:130:38:15

Just look the other way and hope they'll go away.

0:38:170:38:20

POLICE RADIO CHATTER

0:38:200:38:21

Excuse me.

0:38:230:38:24

It was funny, but it was also a bit scary

0:38:240:38:27

because I didn't, like, know what to expect.

0:38:270:38:31

You are under arrest, you are detained,

0:38:310:38:33

you need to come with us to the police car

0:38:330:38:34

and we'll go further from there.

0:38:340:38:36

Disgusting, really.

0:38:360:38:37

But obviously I don't know the circumstances of it.

0:38:370:38:39

Why's it disgusting?

0:38:410:38:42

Just because, outside a school. Obviously, children...

0:38:420:38:46

Relax. Bloody hell.

0:38:460:38:48

The police are taking this offence more seriously,

0:38:510:38:54

and charged with outraging public decency,

0:38:540:38:57

Stephen will be sent for trial by jury.

0:38:570:38:59

If found guilty, his offence could mean another year in prison.

0:39:030:39:06

Christmas is spent in custody awaiting trial.

0:39:110:39:14

But after two months,

0:39:160:39:17

the charge is suddenly and unexpectedly dropped.

0:39:170:39:20

The Naked Rambler is free once again.

0:39:210:39:24

Stephen is camping out near Basingstoke.

0:39:260:39:29

The weather has taken a turn for the worse.

0:39:290:39:31

Steve!

0:39:330:39:34

Steve!

0:39:420:39:43

-Here.

-Down here, down here.

0:39:450:39:47

Oh, my God.

0:39:470:39:49

How can anyone camp out in this?!

0:39:510:39:53

How are you?

0:39:550:39:56

What happened to your tent?

0:39:580:39:59

I've just taken it down.

0:39:590:40:01

Wow.

0:40:020:40:03

So...you're heading off again?

0:40:040:40:08

Yeah.

0:40:080:40:09

It's only 40 miles to Eastleigh.

0:40:120:40:14

Do you regret going past the school?

0:40:160:40:18

-No.

-No?

-Course not, no.

0:40:180:40:20

It would have been a contradiction if I did.

0:40:230:40:26

You're making some sort of point about freedom,

0:40:270:40:30

but I'm saying maybe you shouldn't involve children...

0:40:300:40:32

Yes, I am! I'm saying it's good to be free.

0:40:320:40:34

But I'm saying maybe you shouldn't involve children in that.

0:40:340:40:37

You can't help it. That's life.

0:40:370:40:39

Why shouldn't children be involved in life?

0:40:400:40:44

The goings-on in life.

0:40:450:40:46

Home by tomorrow?

0:40:550:40:57

Possibly. Have a nice sleep in a proper bed.

0:40:570:41:01

See your mum?

0:41:030:41:04

See my mum, see my kids, see my friends and family.

0:41:040:41:08

Yeah, it'll be great.

0:41:080:41:09

After four months, eight arrests

0:41:220:41:24

and more than 400 miles of walking through wind, rain and snow,

0:41:240:41:28

Stephen finally makes it home.

0:41:280:41:30

Seven long years.

0:41:340:41:36

Yeah. Well, it's not THAT long, is it, seven years?

0:41:360:41:39

The school I used to go to when I was little. That one there.

0:41:440:41:46

-Really?

-Yeah.

-It's your old school?

-Yeah.

0:41:460:41:49

Is that your mum's house?

0:41:530:41:54

Yeah, we're in the block now.

0:41:540:41:56

Well, here we are.

0:41:590:42:01

I know, shall we not go in, eh?

0:42:040:42:06

All right, Mum?

0:42:160:42:17

-Hello.

-All right.

-Come in.

0:42:220:42:24

I must have fallen asleep.

0:42:240:42:26

Can they come in to watch?

0:42:260:42:27

-Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, come on in.

0:42:270:42:29

It's a big moment for his mother.

0:42:290:42:31

Whether it's the excitement or the press attention,

0:42:310:42:34

Nora's now happy to appear on camera.

0:42:340:42:37

It's lovely to see you and you look...

0:42:390:42:40

Oooh, you make me cold looking at you!

0:42:400:42:43

Tabloid journalists turn up for the homecoming

0:42:430:42:46

and set up their perfect shot.

0:42:460:42:49

Mummy.

0:42:490:42:50

SHE LAUGHS

0:42:500:42:51

Lovely.

0:42:530:42:54

-I'll get some clothes on.

-Yeah.

0:42:540:42:57

It must feel funny wearing clothes if you...

0:42:570:42:59

-No, when I stop... It's a public thing.

-Oh, right.

0:42:590:43:03

-That's the idea.

-Oh, when you stop, you get dressed?

0:43:030:43:06

Straightaway, yeah. First thing I do.

0:43:060:43:08

God, I'd die otherwise, wouldn't I?

0:43:080:43:10

Now he's finally arrived,

0:43:120:43:14

no-one seems quite sure what Stephen is going to do next.

0:43:140:43:17

So, yeah, he's back.

0:43:190:43:21

Yeah, I don't know what he'll do now he's back,

0:43:210:43:23

cos he's got quite notorious, hasn't he?

0:43:230:43:25

If that's the word.

0:43:260:43:29

Do you think he's going to walk round Eastleigh naked?

0:43:290:43:31

Well, I hope not!

0:43:310:43:33

Alison comes round to see him.

0:43:340:43:37

Their children wait outside.

0:43:370:43:39

-Hi.

-Hello.

-Come in. Cor, freezing.

0:43:390:43:41

SHE LAUGHS

0:43:410:43:43

-How are you doing?

-Is it just you?

0:43:430:43:45

Yeah, at the moment.

0:43:450:43:46

I'm just checking you've got something on. Which indeed you have.

0:43:460:43:49

-So that's fantastic.

-I've had stuff on for ages. Think I'd be naked?

0:43:490:43:52

-I thought you might.

-On your own?

0:43:520:43:54

The children are outside.

0:43:540:43:55

Are they? What, checking whether I'm naked or not or something?

0:43:550:43:58

-Do they want to come in?

-Yeah, they do.

-Bring them in, then.

0:43:580:44:01

Go on then, give them a shout.

0:44:010:44:04

Two teenage children

0:44:040:44:05

are about to meet their father for the first time

0:44:050:44:08

in six-and-a-half years.

0:44:080:44:10

Hi, hi, come in. Come in.

0:44:110:44:13

I'm your dad, by the way.

0:44:130:44:15

The family wanted this moment to be a private one.

0:44:150:44:18

Tall as me or what? Hang on.

0:44:210:44:23

No, nowhere near. No, sorry.

0:44:230:44:25

The next day,

0:44:300:44:31

Alison explains how Stephen's meeting with the children went.

0:44:310:44:35

Obviously, it wasn't relaxed for the children.

0:44:350:44:37

I'm sure it was very odd, they haven't seen him for a long time.

0:44:370:44:40

But, yeah, it didn't feel too traumatic or anything.

0:44:400:44:43

What did you talk about?

0:44:430:44:45

Steve talked a lot about why he's been doing

0:44:450:44:48

what he's been doing etc, wanting to...

0:44:480:44:50

Wondering if the children have any understanding

0:44:520:44:54

of why he's been doing what he's doing

0:44:540:44:56

and trying to help them understand perhaps what he's been up to.

0:44:560:45:00

STEVE LAUGHS

0:45:010:45:03

So I think that's a good picture. That's a brilliant picture, isn't it?

0:45:030:45:06

Yeah. Long as they cut it off there and don't show all the legs.

0:45:060:45:09

What are you on about legs, Mum?

0:45:090:45:10

So meeting them last night,

0:45:100:45:12

are there any regrets now about not seeing them for seven years?

0:45:120:45:16

No.

0:45:160:45:17

-No regrets?

-No.

0:45:190:45:21

You didn't look at them and think,

0:45:230:45:25

"God, I wish I'd been there when you were growing up"?

0:45:250:45:27

No.

0:45:270:45:29

Cos that would mean I wish I hadn't done what I did, surely.

0:45:290:45:32

I'm glad all that's happened,

0:45:340:45:36

there's nothing I regret about my life.

0:45:360:45:39

I do.

0:45:390:45:41

But, um...I don't look at it from Steve's point of view.

0:45:420:45:45

I just wish he'd been around.

0:45:450:45:47

You're part of the family,

0:45:490:45:52

and I love you,

0:45:520:45:55

and I wish you hadn't been away all these years.

0:45:550:45:59

So, are you going to be naked when you go out in Eastleigh?

0:45:590:46:03

I haven't gone out yet. But, yes, I've got to answer yes to that.

0:46:030:46:06

Oh.

0:46:060:46:07

I won't like that, no. Definitely.

0:46:080:46:11

That's just the way it is,

0:46:120:46:13

and I respect her for sticking to her beliefs.

0:46:130:46:16

The town needs spicing up a bit.

0:46:170:46:19

HE LAUGHS

0:46:190:46:20

So, um, you know...

0:46:200:46:22

If it does nothing else, it gets people thinking.

0:46:230:46:26

What harm can that do?

0:46:260:46:27

Yeah. Watch this space, as they say.

0:46:290:46:32

SHE SIGHS

0:46:400:46:41

Stephen's beginning a new chapter...

0:46:440:46:46

It's funny being naked.

0:46:460:46:47

..attempting to live a normal life in Eastleigh -

0:46:470:46:50

only, naked.

0:46:500:46:52

I'm going to the dentist.

0:46:520:46:53

I've got a hole in my tooth - I want to get that sorted, obviously.

0:46:530:46:57

You're going to the dentist like this?

0:46:570:47:00

Yes.

0:47:000:47:01

Yes, it's a new dentist, so they're looking for...

0:47:010:47:04

I presume they're looking for new clients.

0:47:040:47:06

Whether I'm the sort of person they're looking for, I don't know.

0:47:060:47:09

They might have a canny head on and think,

0:47:090:47:12

"Ooh, a bit of publicity here." Who knows?

0:47:120:47:15

Here we go, then.

0:47:220:47:24

-Morning.

-Hello.

0:47:240:47:25

Do you think Eastleigh will tolerate you being naked?

0:47:250:47:28

Well, that's it, isn't it?

0:47:280:47:29

We're supposed to be a tolerant, free, broad-minded country.

0:47:290:47:34

That's the democratic values that we...are supposed to stand by.

0:47:340:47:38

Well, that's got to be tested.

0:47:380:47:40

You've tried a lot of things in your life, haven't you?

0:47:400:47:42

Is this the one thing that makes you happy, is it?

0:47:420:47:45

It's like a calling, isn't it?

0:47:450:47:47

It's your true calling, if you like.

0:47:470:47:51

And this feels like it.

0:47:510:47:53

MUSIC: "Ramblin' Boy"

0:47:550:47:56

# May all your ramblin'

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# Bring you joy

0:48:040:48:07

# Here's to you

0:48:070:48:10

# My ramblin' boy

0:48:100:48:13

# May all your ramblin'

0:48:130:48:16

# Bring you joy... #

0:48:160:48:20

I've got a big hole in my tooth where a crown used to be.

0:48:220:48:26

And I'd like to get that sorted pretty swiftly, if that's possible?

0:48:260:48:30

# And here's to you

0:48:300:48:33

# My ramblin' boy

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# May all your ramblin'

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# Bring you joy

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# Here's to you

0:48:430:48:45

# My ramblin' boy

0:48:450:48:48

# May all your ramblin'

0:48:480:48:52

# Bring you joy. #

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