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They're going to be very worried about life.

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They're going from civilian street or from university, college, school

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into a military environment.

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If they're not worried, they ought to be.

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Mr...

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Trotman.Minster.

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Corps commission, yeah? Yes,ColourSergeant. Timpson.

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Ainsworth. What sort of jacket's that, Mr Ainsworth?

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Don't know, sir.Have you joined the Royal Marines or the Air Force?

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RoyalMarines,sir.You were told to wear a jacket like that?No,sir.

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Colour Sergeant.ColourSergeant. Pick your kit up and follow me.

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'There will be moments

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'when the strongest will wish they'd never come.

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'They have 12 months to prove worthy of commanding 30 Royal Marines

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'on active service.

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'It is why their training will be without remorse.'

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MUSIC: "This Could Be The Start Of Something Big"

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'The band plays This Could Be The Start Of Something Big.

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'Indeed, it could.

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'They've been chosen from hundreds of unsuccessful candidates

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'and commissioned with a £2,000 uniform allowance

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'and £600 a month.

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'But their goal is the green beret of the Commandos, price £5.80.

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'That has to be earned and the true cost, they say,

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'is six tons of sweat.'

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I'm sure you've seen it before.

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That's the front door of the officers' mess.

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We're going to go through the front door of the officer's mess.

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That will be the last time, until you finish training.

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Do you understand? ALL: Yes, Colour Sergeant.

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There is a back door you will use at all times.

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There's also stairs going up to your accommodation.

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Next to the stairs is a lift - out of bounds to you.

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You use the stairs at all times. Do you understand?

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ALL: Yes, Colour Sergeant.

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Good. Now, we're going to go in the front door,

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go downstairs and start your documentation

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for you to join the Royal Marines.

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Wait there for Mr Ainsworth.

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You can only get better, Mr Ainsworth.Yes,ColourSergeant.

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'The commandant of training is Colonel Ian Moore.

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'What qualities does he look for?'

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If I was to select one, I think, er...

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it would be that quality

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which John Kennedy was said to have possessed,

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which is grace under pressure.

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Because there will be pressure. There will be danger.

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There will be discomfort, hunger, fatigue, sometimes exhaustion.

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But there must also be

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that ability to control, to go on thinking, to go on leading,

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to go on being an inspiration when times are very difficult.

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I'd have thought that is the real quality

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that is central to so many others.

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You worked around London doing what? Iworkedinasupermarket.

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I worked for a removal company. Then I went to a travel agent.

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Just sort of filling in time.

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All right. I've got my work cut out with you.

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If you've got a degree in zoology, what made you want to join us?

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I studied zoology because I have an interest in bird watching.

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You're into bird watching?Iam.

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You'll be all right under cover, then?

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One of the main paragraphs that you should note in the, er...

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mess rules and by-laws, is that on dress.

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The first paragraph is the most important. That's paragraph 51.

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If you always remember this, if you remember nothing else,

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that members in the mess are to maintain a standard of dress

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appropriate to the dignity of the mess,

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and are to ensure that their guests conform to that standard,

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you won't go wrong.

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A fine array we've got here! A fine array.

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Stand easy.

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Mr Jackman, you look immaculate. That shirt is something else.

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It's a corker!

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What's this tie made out of? What does it mean?

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Barbadian Beach Boys Club? No,ColourSergeant.

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This is my school tie.

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Notshootingpooltie? No, Colour Sergeant.

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What's going to happen now is

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the Batch Officer will come forward and have a look at your suits,

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then give you a little spiel on what's expected of you in the mess

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at your piss-up...cocktail party!

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Evening, Mr Cunnings. Good evening, sir.

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<Mr Porter, you wearing that tie for a bet?

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Simmonds, I don't think this is really the thing.ColourSergeant.

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Not really for the mess.

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Don't know what... You've spoken about that one, sir?

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Yeah. You've got a grandmother you can give this to?

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ColourSergeant.Good.

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Drop your shoulders, Mr Crocket. Relax.

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They are relaxed? You're deformed, then?

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You happy with this, sir? This suit? Doesn'tfitverywell.>

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I mean the colour.

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It's a bit bright, don't you think?

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When we've got a rock 'n' roll night, can I borrow it?

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Yes, Colour Sergeant. Great.You'lldoforme.

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Good evening. Good evening, sir.

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Do the top button up on your jacket.

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When you're getting very casual late at night

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you might venture to undo it.

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For this evening, you will all have jackets done up.

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He means when you crap.

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Are you bow-legged? Slightly sir.

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You have the same problem as I do. Keep your knees close together.

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You have decided to become officers, and there are certain standards

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that you must adhere to in your dress.

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Don't get too worried if I'm being hard on your tie

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or your shoes.

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You will soon learn that is the life that you are going into, gentlemen,

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especially the three members who are corps commission,

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who have chosen to come from the other ranks to become officers.

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It will be harder for them than the rest of you.

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Anyone got any problems?

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Areyouallhappy? ALL: Yes, Colour Sergeant.

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Are you all going to get pissed? ALL:No,ColourSergeant.

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HUM OF CONVERSATION

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I think that you begin to feel military

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when you've got the uniform on.

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I'm feeling like a civilian

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standing in a military establishment with military things around me,

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as opposed to being one of those military things.

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I'm 22, the old man of the group.

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I spent four years at the bank, which I went into after school.

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I enjoyed my time with the bank, the people I worked with, the customers.

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The job wasn't that good. I wouldn't be here now if I enjoyed that.

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It's been an ambition to get here and I've made it - so far!

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Well, coming straight from school,

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I think that I'm not quite mature enough yet.

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This following year will tell whether I am mature enough

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or whether I'm becoming mature enough.

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I think that that is perhaps my biggest fault at the moment.

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I'm straight from school and I'm still in the school way of thinking.

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I do think it's simply the best around.

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My father was in the corps, but that's not why I'm joining.

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I've looked at other opportunities. Didn't want to go to university.

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Wanted to do something active.

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I thought, this is it. Commando, green beret.

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A lot of...pride, I think, the day you get your green beret.

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The reason I joined the Marines was because of the training,

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the hard work, the adventure and the challenge of physical exertion.

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I decided to become an officer

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because I was frustrated with being a marine.

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I wasn't a thinking soldier. I was a doing soldier.

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Being told to dig that hole, do this, do that.

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It was extremely frustrating.

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I thought I'm going to be here nine years and not achieve anything,

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so I decided to try and get to a position where I could use my brain.

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SHOUTING

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Wake up! Wakey wakey!

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'This gentle early morning call is given, not by the instructors,

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'but by trainees already three months into the course -

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'the start of an initiation rite that's been going on for years.'

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It's now five past five.

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Front and support, please.

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Move yourselves. Not quick enough. On your feet.

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When I say move, gentlemen, I want you down there.

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Front and support, please!

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How many more to come?

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RESPONSE UNCLEAR

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Move it!

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These men have been waiting for you because you were late.

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<27, sir.

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OK.

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Gentlemen, one thing you'll learn over the next few weeks,

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is when you're told to parade at a certain time, you will be there!

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If not, you will suffer.

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Arms bend!

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And stretch. Bend.

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And stretch. Bend.

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And stretch.

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Across the railway track, form a single line.

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Come on! Quickly! Move!

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'Some may interpret what comes next,

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'the sort of beauty treatment society ladies

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'pay through the nose for, as bullying.

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'It's hardly that,

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'since any young officer may ask, or be asked, to resign at any time.'

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Tough shit! Two forward rolls. Go!

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SLOSHING

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On your feet in a single line when you've finished.

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Why are your faces still clean? Lookateachother.

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You're all clean! Head stand. Go!

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Get them heads down there!

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Get your heads down! Go! Headsdownthere!

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Get your feet up, man!

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On your feet. Go on! On your feet!

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Pick up your kit. Follow me!

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Starting at the far end,

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do backward somersaults.

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SPLASHING Go!

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SPLASHING Go!

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Go! SPLASHING

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Go!

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Change direction, left. Left wheel.

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Forward!

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Change direction, right. Right wheel.

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Don't kick the bollard. Hasn't done you any harm.

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Fine. Well, we'll start. Welcome. That's the first thing to say.

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We have discussion periods.

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And if nothing else, we're good for a cup of coffee and some biccies.

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One of the things we shall be talking about

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is the "just war" concept.

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We'll be talking about things like pacifism

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and whether the profession of arms

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is compatible with Christianity.

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I suppose I rather, um...

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answer the question by standing here in this training rig,

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when I talk about things like pacifism and the profession of arms.

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Your function, basically, is to kill.

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There is no other reason for your being here,

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other than that one day, you might have to kill an enemy.

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All your training is arduous. You're going to get cruddy.

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You're going to get stinking. You're going to get rotten.

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What happens when you come in from your day's work,

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you get yourself stripped off into your rig you're in now,

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flip-flops, PT rig.

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You do the following things. You wash your shirt.

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You wash your socks. You wash your knicks that you've worn that day.

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Before you do anything, you wash those items.

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They're the ones that are gonna stink the most. OK?

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I'm going to show you how to wash your kit

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cos some of you, I'm sure, have not done it.

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Mummy's done it in the washing machine. We've got washing machines.

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You're not going to use them until I tell you you can.

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What gets really smelly on shirts? ALL: Armpits.

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Armpits! Clever boys.

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Get some dust in the armpits.

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Rub it in.

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Make sure you spend plenty of time on there.

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Not much point in putting your clean shirt on,

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then finding it's honking as soon as you've got it on.

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In front of your troop,

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you salute and they all fall over. LAUGHTER

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That's the routine for washing your kit every night.

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Any problems?

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The second thing I want to go through is the shower routine.

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Very important.

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Mr James, come and speak to me.

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ColourSergeant. Come and speak to me, Mr James.

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Come and speak to me over here.

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We've just finished training for the day. Smelling slightly.

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Which he is, of course. All day, running around with kit.

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In the shower, make sure the hair is washed every day.

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None of this nonsense about not washing your hair every day.

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OK? Make sure, obviously, under your arms are washed properly,

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round your crutch and your feet are washed correctly.

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Stacks of soap, stacks of lather.

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We're going to have a quick demo from Mr James. Strip off.

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LAUGHTER

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Mr James, being a corps commission, knows the routine.

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Hope he's got a fairly well sized willy...

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LAUGHTER

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It's like a cock, only smaller.

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Exactly.

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LAUGHTER

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Showers around the corner there.

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Get yourself lathered up properly and show them the routine.

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SHOWER RUNS

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Let Mr James get through there.

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Don't be there all day!

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Routine - stacks of soap all over your body

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and get the grime and dirt off.

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Fine. OK.

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LAUGHTER

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Let's see you, Mr Jackman.

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Let's see if it's true, eh? LAUGHTER

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Right, any problems on that? Showering?

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You WILL shower every night.

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'It's about now they begin to wonder whether they're elite or off their heads.'

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I'm always rather concerned when I hear the word "elite".

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It always assumes something, and that assumption can never be made.

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You have to go on keeping yourself good day after day,

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year after year.

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As soon as an organisation starts calling itself good,

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it almost always starts to go downhill.

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'We must be constantly striving to be competent.

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'We must be confident in that confidence,

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'but we can never afford to be complacent.

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'Day after day, I hope that officers, young officers,

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'leaders at every level, are giving themselves their own audit board

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'as to whether they have measured up that day

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'and how they can do better next.'

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If we go around the camp and get the salute from the men,

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"Is someone walking behind us?

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"God! I've got a pip on my shoulder!"

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I think you salute the commission. You don't salute the person.

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You salute the rank. They're saluting the Queen's commission.

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Putting on this uniform for the first time is...nice.

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Very nice.

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You may have noticed at the moment we only wear

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what I think is called the crap hat.

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We don't deserve the green beret yet so we get this black training beret,

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which is very, VERY noticeable.

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It's only till the green beret

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that I think you feel as though you've made it.

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<You need some more shirts before very long.

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<Get some nice new crisp ones.

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OK.

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<I suggest that you look around for a suitable sports jacket.

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Make sure it's a properly cut,

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tailored sports jacket with vents in the back.

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Yes, sir. >

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The game we're in now is the officer game. Right?Yes, Colour Sergeant.

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You've come from one sort of life into another.

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All right?Yes.

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Smile at me.Yes,ColourSergeant.

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I've just finished school.

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Father owns his own garden centre.

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We're not that well off a family.

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My dad's put his money back into his garden centre.

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I have to buy all my own clothes.

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This is a bit different. I usually wear jeans, T-shirt when I'm out.

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Suits, jacket and tie all the time is a bit different.

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<All right. That's all satisfactory.

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Good. Thank you, sir.

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Don't panic!

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No, Colour Sergeant.

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Put your stuff away. Get yourself sorted out.

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'At the moment, a little bit shaky under pressure, I feel myself.

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'I'm confident that I can do it with training.

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'It'll take a lot of work. Hopefully, they'll iron that out.'

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I was told at my interview boards that I was not flexible enough,

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but they believed that could be trained into me,

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although I don't agree with that view.

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I think they only saw a few sides of me at the interview board.

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I think I have the flexibility. I'm entering training with an open mind.

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They make what they want of me.

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Change direction. Right. Right wheel. Forward!

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Now slow the pace down.

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Left, right. Left, right. Left, right. Left.

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Change direction, left. Left wheel!

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You're like a handcuffed crab!

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Two paces, step back.

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March!

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One, one-two.

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Keep the legs straight as you go back.

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You will find

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that I will nit-pick.

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There are certain things that I will pick up

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and you will think to yourself,

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"Bloody hell!

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"Why is he picking up that little thing?"

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It is to train you to pay attention to detail.

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So that later on in your careers, when you've got your troop of men,

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and your company commander gives you a mission

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to accomplish with your men,

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you carry out that mission to the finest detail.

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That way, you'll probably stay alive and keep your men alive.

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The centre and rear ranks, stand at ease!

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Where's your name tag?

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I'myettopickitup... I told you yesterday to pick it up.

0:21:540:21:58

I do not expect to tell you more than once to do things.

0:21:580:22:01

Do you understand that, Mr Sear? Yes,ColourSergeant.Good.

0:22:010:22:05

What'sonyourstar? Three ships, Colour Sergeant.

0:22:050:22:08

What'sthewriting? "Three In One", Colour Sergeant.

0:22:080:22:11

What's it say in Latin? TriaJuncta...

0:22:110:22:15

I've forgotten the third word, Colour Sergeant.

0:22:150:22:19

What does it mean?ThreeInOne. What's that? What's Three In One?

0:22:190:22:23

Signifies England, Scotland and Wales...What does it also mean?

0:22:230:22:27

It's illegal, isn't it? Yes, Colour Sergeant.

0:22:270:22:30

Mr Ainsworth, what happened?

0:22:300:22:34

You got dressed last night and slept in it.

0:22:340:22:37

Tell me.No,ColourSergeant. What's your excuse, then?

0:22:370:22:41

Don't know, Colour Sergeant.

0:22:410:22:43

I'm going to have problems with you, aren't I, Mr Ainsworth?

0:22:430:22:46

Don't look so worried.

0:22:470:22:49

Put your shoulders back.

0:22:490:22:51

Open your toes up slightly.

0:22:510:22:53

30 degrees between the toe caps when stood to attention.

0:22:530:22:57

Right.

0:22:570:22:59

Down!

0:22:590:23:01

'There is shrewd strategy afoot. In years to come,

0:23:010:23:05

'the lives of the sergeant instructors

0:23:050:23:08

'could be in the hands of the young men they're training.

0:23:080:23:11

'Sergeant-ocracy rules, demanding almost unobtainable perfection.

0:23:110:23:16

'The system is proven.

0:23:160:23:18

'Sergeant Mick Eccles survived the Falklands War

0:23:180:23:21

'and won the Military Medal in the fight for Mount Harriet.'

0:23:210:23:25

Stand by... Ready!

0:23:250:23:27

'There's another unique aspect of the officer's course.

0:23:270:23:31

'From time to time, they train with men they're learning to command.

0:23:310:23:35

'The men are blind if they don't see

0:23:350:23:38

'that, if anything, their future officers get an even tougher time.'

0:23:380:23:43

We have got a gentleman from Eton here

0:23:430:23:46

who decided we do barrel changes

0:23:460:23:48

after 200 rounds on the LSW. CHUCKLING

0:23:490:23:52

Sir, could you please get down and show us how to do a barrel change?

0:23:520:23:57

On the LSW. And talk us through it, sir.

0:23:570:24:01

Have you got your repair kit, sergeant?Ihaven't.

0:24:010:24:04

Demonstrate it by explanation, please.

0:24:050:24:07

I'm afraid I can't, Sergeant. ButyouattendedEton.That's right.

0:24:070:24:12

What do you know, if you attended Eton?

0:24:120:24:15

That I wouldn't be able to change a barrel.Basically,sir,

0:24:150:24:18

thousands of pounds spent on your education.

0:24:180:24:21

Whathappens? I reckon I can change a barrel.

0:24:210:24:24

And you can't, can you? You'll give us a good demonstration on this one.

0:24:240:24:28

Can you tell me please what that is?

0:24:320:24:35

When you release the bolt, you use the bolt release. Thank you.

0:24:350:24:40

Mutton.

0:24:400:24:42

Place entire contents in quarter a pint of water.

0:24:420:24:46

Simmer for five, ten minutes. I can cope with that.

0:24:460:24:49

'The experience of centuries

0:24:490:24:52

'is distilled into the Royal Marines' obsession

0:24:520:24:55

'with self-sufficiency in uncomfortable places.

0:24:550:24:59

'The food may bear uncanny resemblance to a dog's dinner,

0:24:590:25:03

'but it is nourishing and hot.

0:25:030:25:05

'Combat strategy is useless if officers and marines are under par.

0:25:050:25:09

'They spend ten weeks learning to survive in alien conditions.'

0:25:090:25:14

Right, that's the boring bit.

0:25:140:25:17

You've got to wait while this hubbles and bubbles.

0:25:170:25:20

Just done the entire Scout course

0:25:200:25:22

in about two hours!

0:25:220:25:24

We're fully trained Adventure Scouts now, I think.

0:25:250:25:28

Seems a bit too relaxed. Sure it's going to change.

0:25:280:25:32

They have to teach us these basics.

0:25:320:25:34

Probably better at a relaxed pace so we take it in.

0:25:340:25:38

If somebody drops a goolie, everybody goes and does a beasting.

0:25:410:25:45

It's not that one bloke. Everybody does a beasting.

0:25:450:25:49

It's drilled into you. You work for each other.

0:25:490:25:52

After a while, you don't think about it, you just pull together.

0:25:520:25:56

Don't you, you bastard?Yeah. BOTH LAUGH

0:25:560:25:59

You should have your rifles slung across your chest

0:25:590:26:03

not carried like some handbag.

0:26:030:26:06

You're making a right cock-up of this, aren't you, sir? Eh?

0:26:130:26:17

No. It's going to be all right.

0:26:170:26:20

You want to try to get it finished before it goes dark.

0:26:200:26:23

You been camping before?

0:26:260:26:28

I've seen Wimpey's build a block of flats quicker than this!

0:26:310:26:36

You're looking so you can put an officer in front of 30 marines

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and he's not going to make a fool of himself.

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Also, that he's got the ability to lead, to take charge,

0:26:510:26:55

his man management's good.

0:26:550:26:58

And he can understand the marine.

0:26:590:27:02

We also try to make him streetwise,

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so he doesn't get messed around.

0:27:050:27:08

Cos if he's not up to scratch, the marine will find out.

0:27:080:27:12

'You've got to break them in gently.'

0:27:140:27:17

It's no good shouting at them.

0:27:170:27:20

What's the point in bullying somebody? He doesn't learn nothing.

0:27:200:27:23

You don't achieve nothing. You'll find times when WE shout at him.

0:27:230:27:27

But to shout for no reason? You're there to help him through.

0:27:280:27:32

The pressure gets greater in each stage of training.

0:27:320:27:36

By the time you get to the end of training,

0:27:360:27:39

you don't have to bully them so much cos the pressure's on THEM.

0:27:390:27:43

You don't have to shout. They know if they're in the wrong or right.

0:27:430:27:48

Do you like them? Are they a good bunch? Have you got time for them?

0:27:480:27:52

LAUGHS You have to have time for them!

0:27:520:27:56

But "like them"?

0:27:560:27:58

Yeah, you respect them, providing they turn out the goods.

0:27:580:28:02

If they don't and they're not giving 100%,

0:28:020:28:05

then respect, I'm afraid, declines.

0:28:050:28:08

The only thing that's missing is a big campfire, funny hats

0:28:080:28:12

and people saying Akela.

0:28:120:28:14

It's a holiday at the moment. I'm sure it'll change for the worse.

0:28:140:28:19

I am November Oscar 28007, acting Lieutenant Cameron.

0:28:240:28:27

The batch has fallen in in three ranks at your disposal, sir.

0:28:270:28:31

Good morning, Mr Cameron. Stand the batch at ease.

0:28:310:28:34

Batch, stand at ease!

0:28:340:28:36

Let's use the voice a little more, Mr Cameron. It's a bit pathetic.

0:28:380:28:42

Give it as an order, not as a whisper or whimper.

0:28:420:28:46

Attention, NCOs. Please carry on.

0:28:460:28:48

Section TWO!

0:28:510:28:53

Join that section, sir.

0:28:530:28:55

Why were you adrift? Get up to attention!

0:28:550:28:59

Why were you late? Why were you late?

0:29:000:29:03

Why? No excuse, Sergeant!

0:29:040:29:07

Front support position. Down.

0:29:070:29:10

Five minutes! Five minutes early! You should have been here.

0:29:170:29:22

I don't want my section ever again

0:29:230:29:25

shamed by Two Section being here on time,

0:29:250:29:28

and Three Section being here before you.

0:29:280:29:32

And One Section being last.

0:29:320:29:36

Get your knees straight, sir.

0:29:360:29:38

Make sure your straps are tight.

0:29:400:29:42

That will bang you on the head. Won't it, sir?

0:29:440:29:47

Yes, Sergeant.

0:29:470:29:49

Make sure your equipment is done up, otherwise that happens.

0:29:500:29:54

Have a look through there.

0:30:000:30:02

Sergeant.

0:30:050:30:06

What'sinit?Bits of dirt. Why didn't you pull it through?

0:30:060:30:10

Ididpullitthrough,Sergeant. Youdidn'tpullitthroughenough.

0:30:100:30:15

Just push that.

0:30:160:30:18

Dirty weapon, sir. Get on the flank. Get it together.

0:30:230:30:27

Why haven't you used your soap, sir? RESPONSEUNCLEAR

0:30:270:30:30

Why carry it, then? Which soap have you used?

0:30:310:30:34

You didn't use that soap either. Which would you use?

0:30:340:30:38

Pardon?Which would you prefer? Which is better?

0:30:380:30:41

It's not me, sir! Imperial Leather is perfumed.

0:30:410:30:44

Start using perfumed soap in the field, start smelling like a posy

0:30:440:30:49

and you can be smelled for miles!

0:30:490:30:52

Have you shaved this morning, sir? No,Sergeant.

0:30:520:30:55

Whynot,sir? I don't ever shave, actually.

0:30:550:30:58

You don't ever shave?No,Sergeant.

0:30:580:31:02

What do you use, sir? A "delapatry" cream?Pardon?

0:31:070:31:11

There's a hair, sir. You'll shave in future. Hair!

0:31:110:31:15

Yes,Sergeant.You'll shave, sir.

0:31:150:31:17

Get out your water bottle. Get out your mess tin and shave now.

0:31:170:31:21

Look down there. It'sshit,Sergeant.

0:31:240:31:27

You haven't even looked down it. Ihavelookeddownit.

0:31:270:31:30

You haven't bothered to pull it through?Didn'thavetime.

0:31:300:31:34

You've been up since six o'clock. Quarter to eight, you parade.

0:31:340:31:38

That gives you an hour and three quarters to get your act together.

0:31:380:31:42

Start learning quick, sir, otherwise you're active in civvy street.

0:31:420:31:46

PANTING

0:31:460:31:48

'Michael Jackman is on attachment from the Barbados Defence Force.

0:31:590:32:03

'He's homesick and feels the cold,

0:32:030:32:05

'but he wants the green beret desperately.'

0:32:050:32:08

As soon as you've got your equipment on, front support position place.

0:32:100:32:14

You're waiting for the slower members of the section

0:32:160:32:19

who can't get their act together.

0:32:190:32:22

Dirty faces, dirty razors, dirty rifles, dirty soap.

0:32:260:32:31

Equipment stowed in polythene bags so it goes mouldy.

0:32:320:32:36

Just a few of the things wrong with you after one night.

0:32:380:32:42

One night out in the field, where you were finished by eight o'clock

0:32:420:32:47

and had nothing to do!

0:32:470:32:49

We will have immaculate kit and rifles, and you will be clean.

0:32:490:32:54

Stand up.

0:32:540:32:56

GROANING AND PANTING

0:32:560:32:58

That way, turn.

0:32:580:33:00

You see the knoll?

0:33:000:33:02

Go!

0:33:020:33:04

It pays to be the winner!

0:33:070:33:09

The first two back don't go again!

0:33:090:33:12

PUFFING AND PANTING

0:33:160:33:18

Mr Porter. Mr Porter!

0:33:300:33:32

Pays to be a winner. Back you go.

0:33:320:33:34

PANTING About turn. Back you go.

0:33:340:33:37

About turn, sir.

0:33:390:33:41

Pays to be a winner, sir.

0:33:440:33:47

About turn. Back you go.

0:33:490:33:51

Firstthree,thistime. Let's move it, sir.

0:34:030:34:07

Back you go, sir.

0:34:070:34:09

Back you go. Sorry,Sergeant?Back you go.

0:34:100:34:14

More effort's required, sir.

0:34:170:34:19

Back you go, sir. Sorry,Sergeant?Back you go.

0:34:280:34:31

More effort's required, sir.

0:34:320:34:35

We know what to do tomorrow, what standards we have to achieve.

0:34:370:34:41

ALL:Yes,Sergeant. You'll expect it of your troop.

0:34:410:34:46

ALL: Yes, Sergeant.

0:34:460:34:47

PUFFING AND PANTING

0:34:470:34:49

Why was you walking, Mr Morris?

0:34:560:34:59

Whywasyouwalking,MrMorris? ToletMrTimpson past,Sergeant.

0:34:590:35:03

That's very kind of you. Get fell in.

0:35:040:35:07

Thatisyours,isn'tit? Yes,Sergeant.

0:35:110:35:14

That could have been any bit of kit what could have been important.

0:35:140:35:18

It could have been a map. It could have been an orders book.

0:35:180:35:23

But you would have dropped it, wouldn't you?

0:35:230:35:27

Yes,Sergeant. Take charge of your kit, sir.

0:35:270:35:30

Fall in.

0:35:300:35:32

One Section, attention!

0:35:350:35:37

You let me down three times. You let me down last night...

0:35:390:35:43

Stand still, sir!

0:35:430:35:45

You let me down last night by having a banyan in that bivvy position.

0:35:450:35:48

You let me down this morning by being adrift.

0:35:480:35:51

You let me down by your turnout.

0:35:510:35:54

I don't enjoy doing that, but I'd do it again

0:35:540:35:57

if you ever come and let me down again.

0:35:570:36:00

Understand me, One Section? ALL:Yes,Sergeant!

0:36:000:36:04

Good. Stand at ease.

0:36:040:36:07

Take off your kit.

0:36:070:36:09

You're all thinking, "I wish I was back on the parade now."

0:36:100:36:15

I'm thinking I wish I was back doing drill work with Sergeant Williams.

0:36:150:36:19

And you're all probably not working on Saturday.

0:36:190:36:22

You ain't bonking the old...young horsey birds.

0:36:220:36:25

LAUGHTER

0:36:250:36:27

Eh? Trying to find a little wife for the future.

0:36:270:36:30

<A nice little Sloane, I'm looking for.

0:36:310:36:34

Never with hair like that!

0:36:340:36:36

'A relaxed atmosphere,

0:36:360:36:38

'but the pressure's growing on the younger men.'

0:36:380:36:41

I find things difficult to start off with.

0:36:410:36:44

Problem is, that's when your name gets picked up.

0:36:440:36:47

Other people make mistakes and get away with them.

0:36:470:36:51

They've got my name in their heads. "He's making a mess here!"

0:36:510:36:54

Everyone else gets away with it a bit better.

0:36:540:36:57

When we're doing it in practice, I can do everything OK.

0:36:570:37:01

When we get out there, like on those ranges, I thought about everything.

0:37:010:37:05

I got picked up again.

0:37:050:37:07

I was thinking about things, running along and firing.

0:37:070:37:10

I wasn't thinking about the targets, my drills and things.

0:37:110:37:14

It's more difficult. I'll get there. Just takes a matter of time.

0:37:140:37:19

Have you felt any changes in yourself?

0:37:200:37:22

I don't think you can tell when you're here.

0:37:220:37:25

But when I go home, everybody will say, "You've changed."

0:37:250:37:29

You don't sort of realise you're changing.

0:37:290:37:31

But must be.That's very true.

0:37:310:37:34

I went home this weekend and went out with my brother.

0:37:340:37:37

Had a few wets. He said I'd changed, got louder and rowdier.

0:37:370:37:42

It was really good to get home, to see your friends and stuff,

0:37:420:37:46

and know that you're away from the pressure for a short moment.

0:37:460:37:52

Whoisit?Mr Trotman, Sergeant.

0:37:550:37:58

Howfarawaywasyouwhenyoufired? About 80metres,Sergeant.

0:37:580:38:02

Aboutwhat?80 metres, Sergeant.

0:38:020:38:04

Look where Sergeant Ashby is and you was way behind him!

0:38:040:38:08

I was only two metres behind him. He's120,30metresaway.

0:38:080:38:12

He said, "If you think you're 75 metres..."

0:38:130:38:16

You've got to think for yourself. Ihadalook,Sergeant.

0:38:160:38:20

You didn't look far enough, sir. That's nowhere near 80 metres.

0:38:200:38:24

Yes,Sergeant.I'll show you where you've got to go now.

0:38:240:38:28

You see that hill?Yes,Sergeant. I want you to shout from the top,

0:38:280:38:33

"Sergeant Eccles, I apologise for not listening to your orders."

0:38:330:38:37

I'll acknowledge and you can come back.Yes,Sergeant.

0:38:370:38:40

'Does Jim Trotman feel confident?' Yes,Ido.

0:38:400:38:44

It ebbs and flows, shall we say?

0:38:440:38:46

At six in the morning, you want to write the letter of resignation

0:38:460:38:50

when you're scrubbing the floor.

0:38:500:38:53

But that soon goes. Yeah, I think I'll crack it.

0:38:530:38:56

These guys, a few of them have a little experience,

0:38:560:39:00

so they make it a little easier for you.

0:39:000:39:03

They help you along when you fall short, like this morning.

0:39:030:39:07

The guys had to pull things together for me because my fingers were numb.

0:39:070:39:12

I couldn't use them at all. You're going to see it through?

0:39:120:39:16

Well, Sergeant Ashby was telling me

0:39:160:39:18

that he's going to get me through, whether I like it or not!

0:39:180:39:23

Alive or dead, I'm going to come through with a green beret.

0:39:230:39:27

In the field, you pair off into the buddy system immediately.

0:39:270:39:31

You share a bivvy with somebody, so you have to put that up together.

0:39:310:39:36

When you get up in the morning, you wash individually,

0:39:360:39:40

then you check the other person

0:39:400:39:42

to see he's got all the cam cream off and that he's clean.

0:39:420:39:46

Cos he can't see himself.

0:39:460:39:48

You mentioned this morning, we ought to have Desmond Morris over

0:39:480:39:53

to be a commentator, if you like.

0:39:530:39:56

It's very much like hamadryas baboons playing with each other,

0:39:560:40:01

picking nits out of each other's backs and things like that.

0:40:010:40:05

You see a little clump of troops under trees.

0:40:050:40:08

And in the same way that hamadryas baboons go in troops,

0:40:080:40:12

we move in troops as well. LAUGHTER>

0:40:120:40:15

What a simply marvellous analogy!

0:40:150:40:18

EXPLOSIONS

0:40:270:40:29

GUNFIRE

0:40:300:40:32

Let's move! Let's move!

0:40:340:40:36

'Now they're not even allowed to sleep at night.'

0:40:360:40:40

Get yourself off the floor!

0:40:520:40:54

COMMANDS SHOUTED

0:40:540:40:57

HEAVY RAIN FALLS

0:40:590:41:02

'Some are on the verge of breaking point.

0:41:070:41:09

'Even if there's an air of menace, marine standards are so high,

0:41:090:41:13

'it's essential to test their fortitude to the limit of endurance.

0:41:130:41:17

'Men's lives will be in their hands.'

0:41:170:41:21

How are you finding this? It's getting chilly now.

0:41:250:41:28

LAUGHING: Chilly? You mean devastatingly cold!

0:41:280:41:33

Ah! It's...manageable, I think, for now.

0:41:330:41:37

My hands I can't feel at all, but... Really?They'recompletelynumb.

0:41:370:41:43

Right, the kit people have lost,

0:41:450:41:48

or the kit we've picked up in the positions this morning.

0:41:480:41:52

Waterproof. Come and claim it, Mr Ken.

0:41:550:41:59

Take charge of it, sir.

0:41:590:42:01

Three Section, one heaving sock.

0:42:020:42:05

Who's going to claim that? Who's got the balls to claim it?

0:42:050:42:10

<Put it down. It might return to its owner.

0:42:100:42:13

Stand at ease.

0:42:130:42:15

Listen in, the rest of Two Section.

0:42:150:42:18

Not a bad effort. Lesson's been learned. Make sure it's remembered.

0:42:180:42:23

One, two, three, four.

0:42:250:42:29

One, two, three, four.

0:42:290:42:32

One, two, three, four.

0:42:320:42:35

Change direction.

0:42:360:42:38

One, two, three, four.

0:42:390:42:43

CONTINUE CHANTING

0:42:430:42:46

If you keep closed up, keep the step, it's no problem, is it?

0:42:460:42:51

MEN: No, Sergeant. Well done. Any problems, anybody?

0:42:510:42:56

Both the backs of my heels are rubbed raw.

0:42:560:42:59

Are they?Yes,Sergeant. We'll get it fixed.

0:42:590:43:02

It happens. You won't be the first. You're not the last.

0:43:020:43:06

A few problems? OK. Sit on the desk.

0:43:060:43:09

Put your feet up.

0:43:120:43:14

Right, OK. Are your boots too tight?

0:43:180:43:21

Not too tight. I think, probably, just badly fitting at the back.

0:43:210:43:25

There's no problem in comfort.

0:43:250:43:29

You'll have to go down to sick bay and get them to look at those.

0:43:290:43:34

What should I wear? I've got problems getting my boots back on.

0:43:350:43:39

Put your training rig on and put your training shoes on.

0:43:390:43:44

<Yes, sir.

0:43:440:43:46

I kept being done for being out of step.

0:43:460:43:49

Every time I went for a full step it really hurt.

0:43:490:43:52

"Get in step!" I couldn't keep in step.

0:43:520:43:55

But I kept going. There was no way I was giving up.

0:43:550:43:58

Is that the philosophy for the rest of the course?

0:43:580:44:03

Yeah. You just have to ignore pain.

0:44:030:44:05

<Sir, don't worry. We're going to let you go for a swim as well.

0:44:220:44:26

You're happy with that, are you?

0:44:260:44:29

Off you go, then.

0:44:290:44:31

Keep it to the right-hand side.

0:44:310:44:33

Don't mess around, sir. Get straight in. It's not that cold.

0:44:350:44:39

It's not cold. It's freezing.

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That's it, sir. Good effort.

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Keep the rope to the right.

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That's it, sir. Well done.

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Nice! Tepid!

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Temperate climate, sir, isn't it?

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Terrified! I really was.

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I kind of got in the water and almost panicked.

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I really thought I was going to go under.

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The sergeant had to pull the rope up to keep me out of the water.

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My pack was fine. Everything was bone dry. It was me!

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I just don't like to cross the water like that.

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Frightens me like anything.

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'Barbados is hardly the ideal background

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'for a man training for Arctic warfare.

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'It's no longer whether Jackman completes the course,

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'but how long he can survive.'

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It's been a constant struggle. The cold has been extremely difficult.

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The training has been manageable.

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It's the training coupled with the cold that has made my life a horror.

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You're very cold, very wet.

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Just can't get dry, which is the most miserable thing about it.

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Once you're wet, you get cold more easily.

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Freezing!

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Could you describe to me in 50 words a hot bath?

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LAUGHTER >

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One word - heaven!

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Nobody else is wearing a towel, sir.

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You won't, either.

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It's not raining. It's perfectly nice weather, sir.

0:46:510:46:55

Make sure this is tucked up tidily. Yes,Sergeant.

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Keep still, sir. Keep still.

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You've got every item of clothing on known to man, haven't you, sir?

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Yes, indeed, Sergeant. Yes, indeed.

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The best thing you can do, sir, is start taking it off.

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I want you to drop that pack, take this off, take this off,

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take your gloves off, sir, and shout out when you've done it.

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'No doubting his determination,

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'circulation problems have been confirmed

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'by Surgeon Commander Ian Riddle.'

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If he were a Royal Marine young officer

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who we were expecting to serve in the Arctic at some stage,

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we would not be able to allow him to continue training.

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Under his particular circumstances,

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he should be returning to a warmer climate

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and it should not give him future problems.

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But you're going to monitor him very closely?Verycloselyindeed.

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Very closely indeed.

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Unfortunately, he will suffer considerable pain

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after every cold exposure.

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He has made the decision that he wishes to continue,

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and I respect that decision.

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What would your reaction be

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if you were forced, due to cold weather injuries, to leave training?

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I wouldn't like that very much.

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You've got the additional pressure of leaving Barbados, coming so far,

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everybody knowing that you are here to get the green beret,

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to go back home as one of the elite.

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For me to leave at such an early stage in training,

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we still have 30-odd weeks to go, it would be heart-breaking.

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'Michael Jackman was incapable of carrying on

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'and returned to Barbados.

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'One in three of these men is to discover

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'that the Royal Marines are not for him.'

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