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CLASSICAL WALTZ

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'I'm Terry Walker and this is my scrap yard.'

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-Morning, boss.

-All right, Coxy?

-D'ya want a brew?

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Cup of tea, please. Happy days.

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'There's profit in every ounce of a scrapped car.'

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50 quid, pal.

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'I buy 'em, strip 'em,

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'squash 'em, and then flog the lot.'

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What a good day.

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'I started the yard over 20 years ago,

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'a few years after I met Lyndsay - the wife.'

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Don't go mad spending money.

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Can I spend it on you, then?

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Oh, yeah, no problem!

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He just makes money, like. It's just this knack he's got.

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I do it by employing lads that no-one else will.

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Individually, they're good lads. They're all right.

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But together, they're just like a load of hyenas.

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THEY LAUGH

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It's like a circus sometimes.

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THEY LAUGH

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You gotta keep laughing, cos if you don't, you'll cry.

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Move these tyres! Move 'em!

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I won't have the mickey took out of me.

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If they do that, they're history.

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There's more cars to come up. Get 'em sorted.

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If they show willing and they've got...and I can see something in 'em,

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I won't give up on them easily.

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Can't get a job nowhere else. Nowhere else will have me.

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It's the Metro family,

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and it's the family that I've created from scratch.

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ORATORIO MUSIC

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Terry Walker is going back to work after a two-week break in Tenerife.

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And he's in a good mood.

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# You've got to fight for what you want and all that you believe

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# You've got to fight for what you want. #

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He comes back all refreshed, loads of brilliant ideas.

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"We're going to do this, we're going to do that.

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"I've had amazing ideas while we've been away." It lasts a day.

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We get back and all hell lets loose.

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Do you like that?

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While Terry was away, two employees were sacked,

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targets were missed and morale hit an all-time low.

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Can he pull it all back together?

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I'm feeling apprehensive but excited after me break.

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I've got to go to the yard, organise the lads and basically get cracking.

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Metro Salvage is the biggest scrap yard in the Northwest.

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At its five-acre site in Bolton,

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it processes anything up to 200 tonnes of car metal a week.

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Right, 20 quid on your back, mate.

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What if it doesn't work?

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If it doesn't work, I'll give you another.

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After a difficult fortnight,

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the lads are looking forward to having the boss back.

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I don't like it when Terry goes away

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because nobody knows what they're doing.

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You go to the office and ask what's happening with this and that.

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You're asking five people and still not getting an answer.

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I prefer it when the boss is back, and it is getting... You know, it's

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busier but only because, you know, we're bringing cars in.

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But this morning, Terry is heading to the other side of Bolton,

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to a satellite yard he owns called Crunch.

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Whilst we were on holiday, me and Lyndsay made a decision that we were

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going to close one of our yards,

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which is to totally clear the Crunch yard.

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It's not making any money. It wasn't making any profit.

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It was turning over money but that's not the name of the game.

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So obviously I want to get it all cleared out

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and increase the money so we have got a better cash flow for, uh...

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to see us over the Christmas break.

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Terry created Crunch as a specialist site, to break Citroens

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and Peugeots and sell on the parts.

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With his main yard regularly running out of cash,

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he wants to take all the cars from Crunch and scrap them,

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then close that yard and rent out the land.

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I've swept all that corner out, mate.

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-Just need to get the cars out now.

-Yeah, yeah. That's it.

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-Did you have a good holiday, though?

-Yeah.

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He can get £130 per tonne for the scrap metal this will generate.

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Main thing is to get all the cars out.

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Going to count them in a sec but I think there's about 150, 160.

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There's about 75 or maybe 100 engines.

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Plenty of pound signs reckoning up.

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I wouldn't like to put a figure on it but he'll get quite a bit.

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I think Lyndsay will be very happy.

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Here! Here!

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Straight back! Why you going up there?

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You want to go here.

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Don't start thinking - you'll be dangerous!

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Just put it here. I'm back, Macker, I'm back.

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These movements now, getting rid of these cars out of here,

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gives us the cash flow to go forward, you know, a cushion of cash

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in the bank so we're not under too much pressure,

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as much pressure as what we've been under. Keep wife off me back!

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Terry's made a good start.

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But at the main site, trouble is brewing.

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While he's been away, standards have dropped

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and the sudden influx of cars is making matters worse.

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The yard is a mess.

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CATACLYSMIC CLASSICAL MUSIC

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Tyres all over the show. The floor's not clean.

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There's all cars all over, so, obviously, he wonders why.

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But then he kicks off then, don't he?

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What's the problem? Where do I start? Where do you want me to start from?

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I'll be here all day.

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Basically, this yard now, it looks like it's their yard and not my yard.

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You know? There's nothing about this yard right now that is me.

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The disarray is frustrating Terry's attempts at getting some quick cash.

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Why have you left them three cars round there like that?

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How are we supposed to get through to get some tyres?

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Move them cars and get your working area back!

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Terry's mood today is teetering on boiling.

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Craig, move these tyres! Move 'em!

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He's not happy, is he? He's not a happy chappy today.

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Jason. Just get on with it!

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I think you've noticed with his attitude, ain't ya?

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It's your job. Do it! Do it!

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How does Terry seem to be today?

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Oh, no comment.

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He works with the moon.

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He does.

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When it's a full moon, you have to stay away.

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I keep saying it and people look at me like I'm daft,

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but it's a full moon again.

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I'm paying your wages every week! Ten grand!

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What's that dustbin doing there? What's that all about?

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Go to him and tell him to do them!

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-'Just before it's full moon, he changes.'

-They need moving!

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I can tell with his face, honestly.

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He'll be different again tomorrow.

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To make matters worse,

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Terry's missing two key workers who were dismissed last week.

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His staff think the fate of one of them is weighing on Terry's mind.

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He might be in a mood because of Boyle.

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The outcome might be looking grim for the kid.

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Oh!

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18-year-old Boyle has been Terry's protege since he was a child,

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but recently, he's broken too many rules.

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First, he got into trouble over a scooter

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he brought in without permission.

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I haven't given you permission to buy anything. Don't buy nothing.

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-Crack on and do the job right!

-Then, when Terry was on holiday,

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he sold some scrap metal he found in a car on the yard

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-and was dismissed.

-Get in here now or you're going home!

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Terry is at a crossroads.

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At the moment, I feel like this is it for me and Boyle.

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But I'll never say never. You know?

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I'm not going to turn my back on him.

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But I'm not going to go out of my way for him either.

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Does it look all right?

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But being suspended from his beloved scrap yard is not Boyle's

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only problem.

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Tomorrow, he's due in court for driving without a licence

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and trying to run away from the police.

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I'm a bit nervous.

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They could send me to jail for six months or

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they could just give me a tag and community service.

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I'm not going to prison.

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Just get it over with.

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My reaction to Boyle is...see you later.

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I'm not interested, to be honest. It's his life. He's ruining it.

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I've not got time to pussyfoot around people like Boyle.

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No time at all, and neither has Terry.

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It's the day of Boyle's court case

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and there's another bitter pill for Terry to swallow.

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He had planned to join him in court to show his support.

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So, this morning, I gets up early, text,

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"Don't bother coming to court today. I'll go on me own."

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Basically, he's gone to court this morning without any

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representation from his employer. There's nothing I can do.

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-I can't give him any advice. He's not asking for it.

-Terry, don't feel bad.

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Such a lucky lad. Lucky lad to have two people like you.

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Nobody could have ever done for Boyle what you two have

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-done for him.

-Nobody did for us what we've done for him as well.

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-He's got to sort his own life out now.

-Yes.

-He's got to do it himself.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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On the other side of Bolton, Boyle's court case is over.

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He's avoided prison.

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Instead, he's been given an 18-month suspended sentence

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and banned from driving for a year.

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Now, there's just one thing on his mind.

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Obviously, I want my job back, do you know what I mean?

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I don't want to have no job.

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But he said, "Don't come back until you show me

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"that you've got respect for me." I have got respect for him,

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so I'll just have to show him more respect, won't I?

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Terry's like a dad to me, isn't he?

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You know what I mean?

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He's like a dad, ain't he? Obviously, fell out now.

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I don't know if he'll give me my job back.

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I'll just have to wait and see, like, you know?

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There's not much more I can do now, is there?

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-My honest opinion on Boyle, there's no way back, Terry.

-Yeah.

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There's no way back. The amount of things that you

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and Lyndsay have done for him, come on, mate.

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At his age, I would have loved to have had that support, but I didn't

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have it. That's why I was always in and out of prison.

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Half the time, it's like he's not even listening, innit?

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-So...

-That's it. He has. He's done a bad thing to you, Terry.

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-He's not even rang and apologised.

-Has he not?

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-Has he not even tried ringing, or nothing?

-No.

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It's a hard one because you've put all that effort into him,

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you've got him his licence in grab and now he's done this to you.

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Just seems like a waste of time. Waste of time.

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Waste of time and effort, mate. It's a waste of time and effort.

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Dave's advice on the Boyle situation is the same as Lyndsay's.

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He's basically let me down more than once...

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Three or four times, he's let me down.

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We've put time and effort into him and basically,

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he's done wrong again, so it's like, in a bit, see you later.

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Call it a draw.

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Terry's had a difficult relationship with his own

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father and now, they rarely speak,

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Even though his dad owns a scrap metal yard right next-door.

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I told him that Lyndsay were pregnant and I was on ten quid a day.

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I said to him,

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"I need £100 a week, otherwise I'm going to have to leave," and he

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basically said, "Well, you'd better find a job somewhere else, then."

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Today, Terry's decided to make contact.

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In the last 30 years, I've only been in this yard three times.

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And my dad's only been in my yard once in 21 years.

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Anyway, it's weird walking in here now.

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It's like time's stopped still, isn't it?

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Aye, yeah, it has.

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-Come in, Terry.

-All right?

-I haven't seen you for a good bit.

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-How are you? You all right?

-Yeah, I'm all right. I'm fine.

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Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm sound.

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-How's trade?

-It's not very good at the moment.

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It were a bit quiet, but from time to time, it gets a bit brisk.

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-It's hard work to get hold of the cars at the right price.

-Fortunes.

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Absolute fortunes. Anyway, how are you going on?

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It's like a while since I clapped eyes on you.

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-I've not seen you for a bit.

-I know.

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-You know I'm always flat out busy at work.

-Aye.

-The job never stops.

-No.

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So...

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-I should come down more often, really.

-Here, it never starts!

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I know it's a while and...I'm glad to see you. Really am.

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-Nice to see you, mate.

-All right, and you.

-Take care.

-And you.

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Not another 21 years, mate!

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-No.

-Please no!

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12 months.

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'Very edgy.'

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You know? Silent things. Not the way I... You know, I'm not like that.

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But, like, proper silent moments and just edginess. Felt a bit edgy.

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You know, it's...

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It's just the way my dad puts himself across and probably me

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while I'm in his presence.

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So it felt a bit weird to me, that.

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Good to see him, yeah. Very good to see him. He's a good lad.

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No doubt about it.

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'Excellent businessman, a good-hearted guy.'

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We've fallen out, yeah. Who hasn't? I bet you fell out with him.

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A bet vice versa as well. Everybody falls out.

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-As the week unfolds, Terry gets his own yard in order.

-Come on!

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Shift it!

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And the cars from Crunch come rolling in.

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I've done about...a good 15-20 journeys back and forth.

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These guys, you can see they're getting a bit...wiped out with it.

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"What's going on?" But they'll be fine, they'll be all right.

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About time they did summat.

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Over 100 cars have now been brought to the yard.

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Most of them have already been stripped of parts,

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so they're going straight to the bailer to be crushed for scrap.

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Oh, my God! So how many has he brought round, up to now?

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How many? Do you know? Jemma?

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Oh, bloody hell!

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Hey, Mum. Lot of money there going in this week's account.

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After months of cash flow problems,

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it looks like Terry can now generate the cash cushion he'd hoped for.

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It stood out when he said how many cars were in and what we're

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getting per tonnage now, 16-17,000 here, could go in two days.

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It will help us, keep us out of the red for a bit, you know?

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Like, is it black or is it red?

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-Red.

-Red, right.

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That's what you call clearing a scrap yard in two days.

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It's been a tough job, but Crunch has yielded a lot more cars

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than Terry and Lyndsay had expected.

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-So, let's crunch the numbers now. Hundred engines...

-Yes.

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-So, that's ten tonne.

-Ten tonne, yeah.

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Ten tonne times 315 a tonne...

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It's three grand, isn't it?

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The cars, it was 185 cars... That's, say, £150 a pop.

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One and a half a pop.

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So, hundred is 18 grand, then another nine.

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Looking at about just over 25 grand for the cars.

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So, altogether, roughly, in all the bits and bats,

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you're looking at 30 grand, 30 grand job.

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-I think Lyndsay will be pretty chuffed.

-Yeah.

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It will keep her at bay for a few week, anyway.

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'Hiya, Terry!'

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Hiya. How're you going on round there?

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'All right...'

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Have you had quite a bit of stock?

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Oh, so there's more than we thought, then.

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Right.

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See what I mean?

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Now, there you go. That tells you, don't it?

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All right, then.

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See you later. Bye.

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No, he's done well.

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-Yeah.

-I'll cook him a nice meal.

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-Job's a good 'un, innit?

-Yes.

-This job's a good 'un.

-Oh, yes!

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Going to come and ask Terry for my job back, innit?

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You know, come see him. Need my job back, don't I?

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It's where I'm meant to be. This is where I'm meant to be.

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I don't want to just say, "Oh, yeah, you've got your job back.

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"Yeah, come back tomorrow," because it's too easy.

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He can't just waltz back in and say, "Oh, give me my job back," you know.

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He's not come here today, in my opinion, for his job back.

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I've not invited him in for his job back. I've invited him in to find...

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I've asked him to come

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and see me, with regards to what happened in court.

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-All right, pal.

-All right, mate?

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-What's that?

-Coffee.

-Is that a peace offering?

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It's a coffee, that.

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Nice one.

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What happened to...court and that?

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Cos obviously, you said you didn't want me to come.

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Well, I went and they've given me a tag, 18 months suspended sentence.

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They've banned me for a year from driving

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-and an extended driving test.

-Not good, is it?

-No.

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Everything was going nice and plain sailing.

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Just that one Sunday cocked job up.

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I've realised that now, haven't I? Look what I've lost.

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I'm not like trying to preach. I'm just...

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I just want you to be all right.

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-Yeah, I know.

-I just want you to be all right. There's nothing...

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You didn't have nothing to worry about. You've got a job,

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a roof over your head... You've just got to start respecting people.

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Your mam needs looking after. And the people that are good to you, just...

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-When you say summat, stand on your word.

-Yeah.

-That's it.

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Um... So, can I have my job back, then, or not?

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Um... I'm not just going to say bang straight back in there.

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-I will help you, but I need you to help yourself...

-Yeah, yeah.

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-You know the crack.

-Yeah, yeah. I will.

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Just prove to people, you know, that you're all right.

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You only get to turn your life around once.

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Just got to assure you that I am willing to do everything

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and keep my head down from now on.

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As things happen, your word is your bond. Always remember that.

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Your word is your bond. So if you give your word to someone,

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that you're going to do something, do it.

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'I want to see the lad do well,'

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but I'm not just letting it go back to how it was straightaway.

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He'll have to build up the trust, rather than just say,

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"Yeah, get yourself back in, everything's fine," cos it's not.

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Obviously, there's still the niggling doubt in the back of my mind

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of what he did wrong.

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But, you know, you've got to give people a chance.

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Come here, you little cabbage.

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-Still love you.

-I know. I love you, too.

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Went all right. Better than I expected it to be.

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Just got to prove to him that I respect him and that now, innit?

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So, what's the crack with Boyle?

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Thought he weren't never to come back.

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Yeah, well, that's Terry for you.

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-Where my rules have not come into place on that one yet.

-Yeah.

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I want to bring the rules in of....when somebody's sacked...

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-They stay sacked.

-They stay sacked.

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-They don't come back.

-Yeah.

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Cos they've not been sacked for nothing in the first place.

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-I know why he's given in to Boyle.

-Yeah.

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He's just got a soft spot for him, to be honest.

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Everybody's got a soft spot...

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Because he's been coming our house from being a child.

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It's just, how many chances is he going to get, do you know?

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I just think he feels like he needs to point him in the right direction.

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-It's like flogging a dead horse. He's no chance.

-No.

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Terry is gradually getting the yard back together

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and the cash is starting to flow again.

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-For now, he can sit back and enjoy a special treat.

-Tea tonight...

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or dinner...

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is fillet steak, pepper sauce, vegetables

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and potatoes roasted in duck fat.

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Oops.

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I don't know about all this modern man stuff.

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It's just...go to work, earn a few quid,

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come home with more than I went with.

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Well, three days through the week, I come home from work,

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Terry might have been at home two hours before me.

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I come in, cook the teas for everybody.

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No matter what time I get in, it's me who does it.

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Very old-fashioned, actually.

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It's an old-fashioned way of how we do it.

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Have you heard of the phrase "metrosexual"?

0:22:340:22:37

No. What's all that about? Metrosexual?!

0:22:370:22:40

What does that mean?

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Whoa, whoa. I don't want my tea, love. I'm all right, me.

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I'll put it over your head in a minute. Get hold of it.

0:22:500:22:53

All right, then. Thanks very much. Ooh, you cheeky little...

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You'll have a crack round the lughole in a minute, you.

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Oh, I could eat a pickled shire horse, I tell you what. No, Max!

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You're not having none!

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Hop it!

0:23:040:23:05

Move it! Scap!

0:23:050:23:07

-Good morning, Debs!

-Hello, chicken!

-You all right?

-I am, love.

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How are you?

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-I'm all right.

-So, what's going on? Are you back, or what?

-Yeah. Yeah.

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Back.

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I'm on tag and all that.

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-On tag?

-18 months suspended sentence. What? You want a look?

0:23:380:23:42

-Yeah.

-Let's have a look.

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-Oh, yeah!

-It's like a watch.

0:23:450:23:47

-It's got a metal wire through it and everything.

-Has it?

0:23:470:23:50

-You're a lucky lad.

-Are you going to behave?

-Has it learned you a lesson?

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Yeah.

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You've got to pay your bill this week.

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Yeah, I'll pay it off this week.

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Will you, love? We've missed you, too.

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You know we love you, don't you?

0:24:040:24:06

Boyle's back in the fold, albeit it part-time.

0:24:060:24:10

-He's been given one last chance.

-Here's Lyndsay!

0:24:100:24:13

Terry's almost got things back the way he likes them.

0:24:130:24:16

Don't go mad spending money! I mean it!

0:24:160:24:20

-What on?

-Cars!

-Can I spend on you though?

0:24:200:24:23

Oh, yeah. No problem.

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All right then.

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But there's one bit of unfinished business.

0:24:270:24:30

Father of three Chris is an old school friend of Terry's

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and has worked for him for eight years.

0:24:350:24:38

Hiya. How you doing? All right?

0:24:380:24:39

But while Terry was on holiday,

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Chris was caught drinking a can of lager at work.

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The only action I can take is to sack you with immediate effect.

0:24:460:24:50

You've let yourself down, mate.

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Chris claims to have learned his lesson,

0:24:540:24:57

so Terry's agreed to see him and discuss his future.

0:24:570:25:00

Yeah, I miss the lads. Yeah, course I do.

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I've been here a long time, haven't I?

0:25:020:25:05

-All right, Terry?

-Yes, Chris.

0:25:050:25:06

-All right, mate?

-All right, mate?

0:25:060:25:09

-How are you?

-Yeah. All right.

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I wanted to, you know, like, get to the bottom of what happened.

0:25:110:25:14

When I was on holiday, I don't want it where you're not here.

0:25:140:25:17

-I do feel I let you down, but...

-I would never fall out with you.

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I know that.

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I wouldn't fall out with you, but the fact is I don't like it,

0:25:220:25:25

-knowing that you've been here that long and you can do the job.

-Yeah.

0:25:250:25:28

And it's just something like that that's letting you down.

0:25:280:25:31

I know, but these few weeks off have done me good.

0:25:310:25:34

I went to my daughter's the other day and were walking home

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and I started jogging home. I've not jogged in years.

0:25:380:25:40

I started jogging home cos I were that full of energy.

0:25:400:25:44

-And I do feel better in myself.

-You look it.

0:25:440:25:46

What I was thinking is...maybe you could help us out at the weekend.

0:25:460:25:50

-Yeah.

-Like, Saturday and Sunday.

-That's great.

-At least it's summat.

0:25:500:25:53

Yeah, yeah, that's good for me.

0:25:530:25:54

I let him down.

0:25:540:25:56

So...I'm lucky he's giving me a chance to prove myself again,

0:25:560:26:00

you know what I mean? So... Yeah, I'm happy.

0:26:000:26:04

Somebody give it to me today. I forgot I had it.

0:26:040:26:06

You forgot you had one of them? Nice one!

0:26:060:26:09

-A little pinky, mate.

-I can use this for tonight cos I'm skint.

0:26:090:26:12

He looks bright as a button. He looks really...you know, fresh.

0:26:120:26:15

As fresh as I've ever seen him,

0:26:150:26:17

and so, I'm thinking, on one hand, it wasn't so good sending him

0:26:170:26:21

home and sacking him, but now it looks like it's done the trick.

0:26:210:26:26

So, yeah. What a good do.

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With the whole team back together again,

0:26:290:26:31

Terry's decided to celebrate with a bit of team building, Metro style.

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This is pointless. I've tried this. He nearly tore my arm off.

0:26:360:26:40

LAUGHTER

0:26:410:26:43

Yes!

0:26:470:26:48

LAUGHTER

0:26:500:26:53

I'm ready!

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'In the circles of Metro Salvage, you have your ups

0:26:580:27:00

'and you have your downs.

0:27:000:27:02

'But we always get there in the end.'

0:27:020:27:05

'We all make mistakes.

0:27:050:27:07

'And I think Terry wants to give people a chance.'

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You can't judge a book by its cover.

0:27:110:27:14

CHANTING: Off! Off! Off!

0:27:140:27:17

-Me with him?

-I'm not strong!

-You're not strong?

0:27:170:27:21

You don't look it either.

0:27:210:27:22

A lot of people say, look, don't mix business with pleasure.

0:27:220:27:26

But in my case, we do.

0:27:260:27:30

It's extremely important for me

0:27:300:27:32

to look after all the people that work for me.

0:27:320:27:36

And it's not only an employees situation, it's about friendship.

0:27:360:27:41

CHANTING: Lyndsay! Lyndsay!

0:27:410:27:43

It's the Metro family, really. It's a family that I've created.

0:27:470:27:51

I'm going to be a good lad now.

0:27:540:27:56

Just took a consignment of salt. 20 tonne of rock salt. Hold it!

0:27:560:28:01

By 'eck, petal! Tha' looks gorgeous tonight!

0:28:010:28:04

-I think semi-nude calendar.

-Get me kit off, get in the yard?

-Yeah.

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Are you for real? I'm a shy guy!

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My arse cheeks are not being shown.

0:28:130:28:15

We've always been a bit batty at Metro Salvage.

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THEY LAUGH

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