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Aberdeen Harbour, on the north east coast of Scotland.

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HORN BLASTS

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One of Britain's oldest businesses.

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It's just like a conveyor belt, it kind of never stops, ken?

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And one of Europe's most modern ports.

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You've got clearance to sail now.

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This is a glimpse into a hidden world...

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On our way. He's under the bell now.

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..of the men and women who keep the harbour running.

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It's fit you would call a typical woman.

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I'm a poor, defenceless female, so watch it.

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24 hours a day...

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Things change like...

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It's getting on for a force ten now.

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Hang fire on that bell.

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-This is just madness.

-365 days a year.

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Goodbye cruel world!

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God, just I'm greeting here.

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-Jimmy!

-How are you, my friend?

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It has been my pleasure.

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The Harbour.

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It's 2.45,

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and the passengers are arriving at the North Link Ferry Terminal.

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Including a coach party of 27 pensioners,

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who have come all the way from Chester.

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The ferry sails from Aberdeen to Shetland,

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stopping off at Orkney three times a week.

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-Hello there.

-Good afternoon.

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Welcome to our air conditioned splendour here, there we go.

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Michael Carter is the ferry's hotel director.

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-Just over there on your right.

-Lovely. Thank you very much.

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I'm responsible for passenger safety, passenger comfort,

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smooth running of the operation and maintaining our company standards.

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D'you have your boarding cards, folks?

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Just check it doesn't say "Pirate" or "Terrorist" on it.

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Aye, Maurice, we're going to be starting loading shortly,

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can we get the stores, lift and skip off the car deck, please?

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I'll see you's in a bit, boys.

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Campbell Brennan is the second officer.

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We're just going to get the freight list off the foreman here,

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and then once I know how many trailers I've got,

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I can make a plan up of where they're going

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and where they should be on the car deck

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for discharging later on in each port.

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Do we have an ETA for the other trailers at all No?

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We're still waiting for number four and number one for Orkney.

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There's only six trailers, that's all the freight that we've got.

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However we do have a lot of cars.

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The dockers are going to come on now

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and set the chains up for what's coming on.

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I'll tell them where I'm putting my trailers.

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Then they set up the chains, cos you need eight chains per trailer.

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CHAINS RATTLE

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You's know we're just doing two... one at the other end, yeah?

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Today, the trailers contain mainly perishable goods,

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food supplies for the islands.

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Each one can weigh up to 30 or 40 tonnes.

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And they all need to be secured before the cars are loaded.

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We've got six in total, four are plug ins.

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That's not a plug in, that one's running fine.

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We're still waiting on one more trailer.

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-He's going...

-He's going on top of five and he's a plug in, all right?

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Plug ins are refrigerated cargo, so, like, milk and frozen products

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and all that kind of stuff.

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When they're on the road they run on diesel

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and when they get on the ship,

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because we can't run them on diesel because of the fumes and what not,

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we plug them in to the ship's supply and they run on electric.

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So, that's it plugged in to the ship's supply.

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Turn her on there. She's on electric now, this one.

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Put the flag up and if she's sucking, then it's all good.

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At 3pm, the check in for all the other vehicles opens.

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How you doing, folks? Just check your tickets, please.

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And you can head straight on board,

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just follow the white line all the way around.

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And one more Lerwick car, Andy, and then park them up, OK.

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Today, the ferry will stop at Kirkwall

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before continuing to Shetland.

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I'll just have a wee count.

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And it's the loading officer's job to make sure

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that no vehicle is blocked in.

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All the remaining Lerwick cars then will be in Lane Three

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right down there behind the luggage trolleys. OK?

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The top deck can hold up to 95 cars.

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OK, Alec, that's the last Kirkwall one coming on

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so we're OK for buggies then. Luggage trollies after that.

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So we're going to fit them all in again, just, I think.

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Jeff Gaskin has been a pilot at the harbour since 2006.

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We're going to sail the UAL America from Pacific Quay, 139m cargo boat.

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I prefer the bigger ones to the very small ones.

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I know that sounds stupid

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but with these ships they tend to do as you expect of them.

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Whereas the smaller ships I find they can be a bit

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haphazard in the controls you get.

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It's his job to navigate the ships in...

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and out of the harbour.

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Thank you very much, sir.

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-VTS, UAL America.

-'Afternoon, Jeff.'

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Afternoon, Barry. Have we got clearance?.

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Yes, that's fine.

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'Traffic clearance to let go and proceed.'

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There's a tanker on the installation,

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so we'll just come around the corner into the basin.

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He left school at 17 to go to marine college,

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and he's been a seafarer ever since.

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I went to sea because I wanted to be at sea.

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I enjoyed being at sea.

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But the negative of that was I was away.

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Ease to ten.

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So I looked for a job that brought me back ashore

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but actually still on the ships still.

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BABY CHATTERS

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His shift over, Jeff's now back at home,

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with two year old daughter Eliza, and wife, Clare,

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who's expecting their second child.

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-Where's the ball?

-Where's the ball?

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The baby's due in a week and a half's time.

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Feeling more than ready to welcome baby into the family.

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-A baby sister.

-Oh, a baby sister, we're going to have, apparently.

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Have to wait and see. Hope she's not too disappointed

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if it's a baby brother.

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Clare also spent her career at sea.

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Bet it'll be tastier when they're cooked.

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Jeff and I had taken a decision that we'd wait and see

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which option came first, whether I fell pregnant

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or if I got promoted to staff captain and...

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nature won. Had a baby first.

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Quite a dilemma, especially when you're at sea as a female.

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You really have to give up the job

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because I was away for four months at a time.

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Where's the other one?

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I couldn't imagine leaving Eliza for four months now at a time.

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-Can you see them?

-Oh, look!

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-Did you make those?

-Oh, they look nice.

-Ohhh, well done.

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Did you have a smell?

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-Do they smell good?

-They're nice.

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They're nice. You don't need to let them cool.

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Tools of the trade. Suited and booted.

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Billy Duguid is one of 12 boatmen at the Harbour.

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And today he's helping an offshore vessel to berth.

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Just got to line them up. KL Brisfjord.

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I'm going to stand where your stern's going to be.

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Part of his job is to act

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as a visual reference point for the captain.

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Some of them don't move.

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You've got to give them a wee bit of impetus, you know.

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Says me.

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You know, it's not like driving a car.

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It's a big lump of ship.

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Two astern please, Brisfjord.

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I'm wrapped up like a polar bear, but the cold...!

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BILLY LAUGHS

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OK.

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I'd say it's on the plus side of freezing, maybe two, three degrees.

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Mid Tropical.

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Palm trees are swaying over in Torry.

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Look, a few coconuts falling.

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OK, finished here? Stern?

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That's my colleague, Craig.

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Craig's a Fittie loon.

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We didn't get on at first.

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I'm a Torry loon, he's a Fittie loon.

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The great divide.

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There's always been rivalry between Torry and Footdee,

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or Fittie, as it's more commonly known.

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Two fishing communities in Aberdeen,

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which both have links to the harbour.

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Job well done.

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Back in the boatman's bothy, the sparring continues.

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As they used to say years ago,

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Fittie for steak, Torry for mince.

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-Torry for talent.

-Eh? Oh, here!

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Fittie for no talent.

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That's Fittie and Torry at war again, throwing steens at each other

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fae one side of the Dee fae the next.

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The ferry's Chief Engineer is Dougie Allan.

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It's his job to start the engine around 15 minutes before departure.

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So as you can see, four engines,

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two for the one shaft and two for the other shaft.

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Once the engines are connected to the propeller shaft,

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the ferry's ready to move.

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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Scott.

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Welcome on board the Hjaltland.

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Gangway clear, yep? Props clear?

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Standby.

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BELLS RING

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So that's him, he can go anytime.

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Control on the bridge wing, all systems tested.

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VTS, Hjaltland.

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'Hjaltland, VTS.'

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Afternoon again, ready for departure. Ready for the tanks.

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Steady at 15.

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The first thing the captain must do

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is manoeuvre the ferry out of its berth.

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You see these sticks here?

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So he's going ahead on the port,

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and he's going astern on the starboard shaft.

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Just to get the ship off, he'll better thrust,

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get the ship off the quay.

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Yep, seen him there, thanks.

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It's quite tricky. You have to keep slow because with a ship this size

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going past other vessels, there's a bit of suction,

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and it can move them in the berth quite a bit.

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And then it's a case of getting lined up for what we call the cut,

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which is the narrow bit.

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The ferry is the main conduit for goods and vehicles

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between the mainland and the Northern Isles.

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BELL RINGS

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So that's us going into full away. Just under 25 knots.

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To reach the islands on schedule,

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the ferry has to maintain that speed.

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OK, we're on four engines, flat out. It's a lovely night for a sail.

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Tim Wingate is another pilot at the harbour,

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who has a seafaring background.

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I'd always wanted to be a pilot.

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It was always my mission to be a pilot.

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It's the thing I enjoy most about the shipping industry.

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There's still only one way for the pilot to board another vessel.

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It's slippy.

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And there's even been the odd occasion

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when a pilot has ended up overboard.

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Grabbing people out the water. Yeah, you've got to do that quick

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cos that temperature's in this water is so cold,

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it would kill you in minutes, you know.

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Charlie, you need to take your work more seriously.

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His next job reminds Tim of a time he wasn't quite so lucky

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with his jump from one boat to another.

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It was the Island Empress.

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It was another supply boat about the same size

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as this one we're going too.

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It's got a little door in the side, a hobbit sized door,

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and it was quite a big swell. So I had to time my jump.

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As I jumped in the boat went up even higher,

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cos the ship must have rolled down

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so I kept going up as I jumped across,

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and obviously I was bent down like that

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but I still caught the top of my head on the door frame

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and split my head open.

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Yeah, you've got to be careful with that kind of thing.

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It's one thing that's a constant danger in this job.

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Any day you could actually have a nasty accident.

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That's one thing that always plays on my mind anyway.

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Yeah.

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Olivia...!

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Like his colleague Jeff, Tim also has a young family.

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Oh, there you are!

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His wife Nicola is also just days away from giving birth.

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I basically haven't been comfortable for the past three nights

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and then last night I got some pains which,

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I would say, were quite similar to what labour was like with Olivia.

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They're both wondering how Olivia will cope with a baby brother.

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She's obviously been used to having 100% of our attention

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and with a new baby coming, she's quite demanding of the attention,

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in a nice way.

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Olivia, where's mummy's baby?

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Not there. It's in mummy's tummy.

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Ooh!

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I hope that I don't have to ring Tim at work in the middle of the night.

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At the boatman's bothy, Billy's making plans for supper.

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I think I'll have a cup of coffee before I get my scallops.

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Scallops, you'll be lucky...

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Billy you're right enough, the Calisha is coming in.

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It's just passing the...

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I dinna like shellfish, but I like a prawn cocktail crisp.

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-That's right, aye.

-Maybe get lobsters and all?

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No, no that's nae my thing at all.

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Because they're still alive, man, you've got to kill them.

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You just stick them in a pan of hot water.

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I do not kill lobsters,

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even when I was gutting fish, you know what I mean?

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Many a haddock's came to his death.

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Once or twice a week, Billy comes to barter for fresh scallops.

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I asked the captain if you can give me some scallops.

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He says "Yeah, it's no problem."

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I have a bottle here.

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This is Portuguese moonshine.

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Very, very strong.

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Only needs small piece.

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Yeah, very strong.

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Don't be going glug, glug, glug.

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He acquired a taste for scallops when he worked on fishing boats.

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That's a queen scallop. I'll clean this and eat this.

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To clean a scallop, you call it shucking. To shuck a scallop.

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Won't do you any harm.

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Just a wee bit of grit.

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That's right out the sea.

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Nowadays, there are only one or two fishing boats

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that dock regularly at the harbour.

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Who'd have thought we'd tie up a supply boat at the fish market?

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I didn't, you know, but it's happening now.

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But you've got to move on, you know?

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The oil's been good for Aberdeen.

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You know, absolutely.

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It's keeping me in a job right now, you know,

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and thousands of others.

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And will do for maybe another ten, 15, 20 years.

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Maybe even more, who knows?

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Almost as soon as the ferry sets sail,

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the passengers start appearing for supper.

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There are 42 crew on the Hjaltland

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including restaurant supervisor Emma Sheridan.

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You got your spoons. Oh, sorry love.

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-Hi, Ange.

-Hi there, how we doing?

-Good, good.

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It's always this busy, hun, in the summer,

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can reach up to 500 passengers.

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I'll take these glasses away.

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Empty glasses of wine's never good, is it?

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Tonight there are 381 passengers on board.

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We're all very happy here, folks.

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This is for June, earlier now. Near enough every day,

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we've got between one and two coach parties

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right the way through to June.

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Check on! One cheese and one potted crab to go.

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At the moment, we have four chefs, and that covers our operating times

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from half past five in the morning until half past nine at night.

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Iain Scott is the executive chef.

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Like the rest of the crew, he does an 11-hour day, seven days a week.

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Then it's two weeks on...

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..and two weeks off.

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Bit of pork loin there, we'll put a nice pepper sauce on it.

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Make sure it's nice and soft.

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There are two restaurants on the ferry.

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Is this all finished, everything OK, guys? Thank you very much.

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We produce in excess of half a million meals

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through all our food outlets over a year, which is quite something.

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Spot on. Spot on.

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For Iain, catering on ferries has changed dramatically

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over the past ten years.

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I was brought up over on the west coast and I used the ferry service

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there and I remember vividly, going there,

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and it was like a little hatchway,

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where they would put out a burger or a cup of tea in a polystyrene cup.

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Now the customers expect what we've been offering.

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It's not always easy to maintain that.

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Today, we've got strawberry cheesecake,

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caramel gateaux or mandarin cheesecake.

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You OK over here, boy?

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Go and brush your hair!

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Wait till I get my make-up on.

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Where's the make-up department?

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There's always a lot of banter in the kitchen. Always.

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Any chink in your armour is very quickly exposed.

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For example, my bald head.

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We never say nothing about your bald head.

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Emma's proving a hit with the coach party.

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Do you want a nice roast? Yeah we sure have.

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Spoiling you now, babe. Let's see what me other little madam wants.

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D'you want it with rice or chips?

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Some chips. Peas and carrots? All right, all right.

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Come on then, missy. Come on. Got you some nice roast lamb.

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-I'm not pushing in?

-No, don't worry, love, don't worry.

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She is, love. She is pushing in.

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There we go, sweetness, is that OK for ya?

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If you need anything else, give me a shout.

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I'm from Liverpool,

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and this tour group is actually from not far from where I actually live.

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It's nice to see a tour group from locally

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coming up as far north as this, it's really nice.

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Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

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Thank you very much. Someone that understands my lingo.

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I think we're done, man. Thank you, dear.

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16 hours after his day began, Iain is finally finishing up.

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It's a floating hotel, I call it. Because that's what it is.

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Back at the bothy, Billy's saved some scallops for the boys.

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Bit of seepage.

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There's nothing worse than a bit of a fresh discharge in the bothy.

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Craig's on hand to offer some culinary advice.

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I told him you were a chef.

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I trained as a chef.

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Just pan fry it in butter.

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Well, I'm going to put some butter in the frying pan.

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As you can see, let that melt. Come dine with me.

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I'll put the scallops in, cover them with that butter.

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But these are fresh,

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these were probably just caught maybe this morning even.

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Not long now.

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Aw that's beautiful, really.

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Etiquette.

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Here's Peppa in your book, isn't it?

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On the 28th January 2012, baby Harrison was born.

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It's a good job that he's a good sleeper.

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I was off for my holidays, so we were both at home,

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and then Nicola had the first inclination

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that she was in labour in the morning, and then by the afternoon

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we were in hospital in Aberdeen and in the evening he was here.

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Just like that.

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Come on, you going to sit on mummy's knee?

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There. Ohh! You going to give him a kiss?

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She's been really good, we were quite worried how she'd react,

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-but she loves him I think.

-Is that your baby?

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Only two years ago, I didn't have any children,

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and now I'm like...a full family,

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with two children, as you can see.

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Yeah, some in the pond as well.

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Are you going to stand up and throw your bread?

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Three days later, Clare gave birth to Hannah.

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Right, can daddy have the bread and I'll give you some?

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You have to break it up for them and throw it.

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Jeff is beginning to feel the odd one out in a house full of girls.

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I just have to get the football, get the Sky package,

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the sports package and assert my masculinity.

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I go to work, and that's full of women anyway, so...

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-Mrs Puddleduck.

-Go, Mrs Puddleduck.

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This is it for us now. No more.

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There's some more!

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# The grand old Duke of York

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# 10,000 men... #

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It's been 12 and a half hours since the ferry left Aberdeen.

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And it's now approaching Lerwick in Shetland, its final destination.

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All four steering motors on for arrival,

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so she's nice and reactive when we need to steer.

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We're just setting up for service, which starts at half past six.

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We're quite ahead of ourselves this morning, so we're doing quite well.

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The coach party has also arrived for breakfast.

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Bacon and sausage, please. Thank you, my darling.

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Do you want a job making teas and coffees on the coach.

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Yeah, you can do my job for the day, teas and coffees.

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Tea and coffees on the coach if you want, Emma.

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It's the first visit to the islands for Olive and Andy Shaw-Pollard,

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who organise coach tours throughout the UK.

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Evening meal last night,

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I don't think we had a single complaint.

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Well, they were all happy with that, weren't they? Good choice.

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Half an hour before arrival, the deck crew are mustered.

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That's us lining up for the buoys now in the harbour.

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At the moment, the boys are setting up the lines for tying up.

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All set up, ready to rock.

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Through the buoys, bit of a turn out and then round

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and onto the berth, lined up perfectly fine.

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Steering clear of the buoys.

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A bit chilly the day, Alec, with your coat on, man?

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Thought you were a Shetland man, should be used to this.

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In total, they use eight ropes to tie the ferry up,

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four at each end.

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Stern lines on. That's a perfect length there as well, my man.

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Good today.

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Three foot to go. Holding on, holding on.

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All yours.

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Make fast, boys, one and a half auto tension.

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OK. Winches on one and a half.

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So that's us all fast now.

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The winches have been set on one and a half auto tension

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so the lines won't get slack and we will be staying alongside

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and in position perfectly fine.

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The winches will do it themselves. All right?

0:26:500:26:52

Time to discharge now.

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You're on Blind Date, darling.

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The coach party is off for a guided tour of Shetland.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

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We might get a toy boy if they show it anywhere, mightn't we?

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Just hang on one second. I'll just go and find the last two.

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Two, two, two.

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But two of them are missing.

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Joan?

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Dennis? No, wrong one, sorry.

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I think somebody's given me the wrong number.

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Definitely not 222.

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Oh, here they are.

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OK then guys, let's go. Wagons roll.

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You'll be wishing you'd left us at home.

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The crew have just 12 hours

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before the ferry is ready to leave.

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Heads will roll.

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And make the 269 mile return journey...

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..back to Aberdeen Harbour.

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Coming up, Billy takes a tumble.

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Goodbye, cruel world!

0:28:330:28:35

And a naming ceremony doesn't quite go according to plan.

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