Episode 2 Festivals, Sex and Suspicious Parents

This programme contains strong language.

The freedom of your first ever festival blowout with your mates.

A chance to throw caution out of the window...

I can't wait for the queues.

..for a manic mashup of music and mayhem.

Holly, let's get some chips.

Far from the beady eyes of Mum and Dad.

You come to a festival to get drunk.

VOMITING

Except in this case the parents have pitched up too.

That looks really good.

And they're secretly watching their every move.

She's out of control, Kim, that is shocking.

-I don't like it.

-Carry on, I'll go home then.

Coming up... Ladies' man Harry...

My mum is going to absolutely kill me.

..is after more than just a few kisses.

I totally give up with him now.

And will mummy's girl Hannah...

I've lost my handbag. Yeah, I'm not very drunk, I'm...

You're just such a liar, don't lie to me.

..finally prove her independence?

We've had a threesome, twice.

Oh, my God.

As one way or another...

Morning!

Oh, my God.

..someone is in for a serious shock.

I'm not impressed, boys. I'm livid!

I can't believe this.

How did your morning go today then Har'?

Piece of piss.

In Bristol, meet 18-year-old part-time model Harry.

I like to think I've got high standards of girls,

but you've got to make a bit of effort,

especially if they're good looking, they're not just going to

fall into your arms like that, I ain't Harry Styles, but...

Ladies' man Harry lives at home with mum Claire and dad Simon,

who've tried to instil their beliefs in their son.

I've been brought up in a Christian home.

Really been involved in the church all my life, you know,

in Sunday school you learn morals, you learn good from bad.

Growing up, my mum, obviously, wanted to give me

those religious morals and a religious upbringing.

Obviously, as I've got older that's kind of died off

and I've become my own person.

Mum Claire is increasingly annoyed with Harry's antics,

especially when it comes to his womanising.

He has brought girls home from a night out which

I haven't been happy with.

My mum's the stricter parent, definitely.

I've brought girls back here a couple of times.

In the morning and everything my mum's nice,

as soon as she went out the door, she's like -

"You disrespectful lad" and started ranting on saying

"Don't disrespect our house, don't bring these girls back".

Dad Simon is a softer touch

and believes he and Harry have a lot in common.

Who's at this festival anyway?

-Jessie J, Jessie J's there.

-Right.

-You like Jessie J, don't you?

Myself and Harry are quite similar in a lot of ways,

certainly from the music side of things and the festivals.

We've both been to something called Greenbelt which is...

is a Christian festival.

Not sure that's exactly the same, Simon...

But there's nothing Christian about Harry's reason for going to

THIS festival.

At the festival we're probably going to be on the pull, yeah.

It's going to be interesting if there are any nice girls

and that there.

This weekend is Harry's chance to show Mum that he's growing up

and that means treating girls well.

Oh, Harry, please.

Hey...almost forgot to pack these.

-At least you're going to pack them.

-There we go.

Yeah, but you know the rules, don't disrespect them.

I won't disrespect them.

There's certainly plenty of girls as far as Harry's concerned.

My mum doesn't know how many girls I've slept with,

but I think she'd be disgusted.

Thing is, though, I've got a list. Err... 21.

Just because they've got a little bit of drink inside them

and they probably don't know what they're doing.

Do you think I'm going to be in a fit state to know what I'm doing?

"No" means "no".

But there's something else Claire has absolutely forbidden

her son to do.

No more tattoos, no piercings.

I'm pretty sure you can't get them at a festival.

Harry's got a tattoo, I'm not happy about the tattoo.

I've always said I've been against tattoos, I don't like them.

At a festival it's going to be pretty mental,

drinking out there throughout the whole time,

so it's going to be mental, we're going to be hitting it hard.

Cheers, we won.

And Harry's got two mates to help him hit it hard.

Chunder!

Fair play, that was disgusting.

Bad influence and dare master, Sam.

Oh, go on then, Ben, eat a bit, eat a bit.

It's only my food.

And easily-influenced Ben.

At the festival what I'm really looking forward to is getting

absolutely hammered and, hopefully, passing out in my own sick.

Cheers to a good weekend then, boys.

Yeah, they all have a laugh, all have a joke, all got big egos.

Err, that wasn't very nice.

Harry's definitely one to follow the crowd.

He's easily influenced, you know,

I hope then he would draw the line if it goes too far.

BALLOON SQUEAKS

He's a... he's a good little boy, really.

SHE CHUCKLES

What do you want to drink, now? Yeah, juice?

OK.

180 miles away in Stoke,

18-year-old Hannah is used to being waited on hand and foot.

There you go, darling, anything else I can do for you, get for you?

I don't do anything because...

I haven't got no reason, I just don't. Just leave it to my mum.

She's used to doing everything, it's not my fault.

The mum in question is Heather, who's lived alone with Hannah

since their dad moved out when she was nine.

It's always just been me and my mum really.

I talk to her about everything.

We've got a relationship like me and a best friend.

After nine years of just the two of them,

Hannah relies on her mum to do pretty much everything.

I left the Hoover out once...

and when I got in she said "Oh, I put the hoover away for you".

I said "Did you hoover up?"

She went "Oh, I thought you'd done it".

She literally does everything, like, before she goes to work

she'll hoover, wash up, do everything, there's nothing

left for me to do by the time I wake up, which is quite late, so...

Next week Hannah is off to uni, but for mum Heather,

letting her little girl leave home fills her with worry.

I think it's going to be hard at first

because nobody's going to be there to clean up after her,

you know, when she's, like, leaving mouldy plates lying around.

I hope she's not going to wait till I go and visit, you know,

with a pile of washing and all the hoovering and the dishes for me!

I know she'll miss me when I go to uni.

I'll miss her but I won't tell her that.

-SHE CHUCKLES

-It'll make me look weak!

This festival is Hannah's big chance to prove that she's ready to

go to uni and stand on her own two feet.

I'm using this opportunity to prove to myself once

and for all that I am independent and I can do this

and I am going to go to university and be a mature, grown woman.

To do that, Hannah will have to address Mum's biggest concern -

managing her money.

It's a champagne lifestyle on lemonade wages.

Me and money have a very up and down relationship.

I spend it on clothes, shoes...

They're not Louis Vuittons, they're Louboutins.

Whatever.

Louis Vuitton is a completely different designer.

Fortunately for Hannah she does have a steady

stream of income for now, her dad.

Dad, hiya. You OK?

-Are you getting me a drink?

-Come on, then.

My dad helps me out financially because my dad is my bank.

I am bank manager, loan provider and...

..overdraft recouperator.

Did you say you've got a tab?

But even this bank is running out of patience.

There's going to be times when I'm going to say -

"It's your show, not mine."

MUSIC: "Sexy And I Know It" by LMFAO

But Hannah's got help blowing money she doesn't have in the form of

best mate and party animal Rochelle, and these two share EVERYTHING.

We'll have threesomes every night.

LAUGHTER

Me and Rochelle have slept together many a time, no, maybe twice.

Just twice.

BOTH: Threesome. Threesome!

LAUGHTER

Shut up about it.

I met Rochelle through a mutual friend and she didn't like me at first.

-If you're being a bitch I'll just leave you to it.

-Yeah.

And then you'll just come running back.

With threesomes on the cards,

this festival might be an eye-opener for mum Heather.

When she's around me she probably is better behaved,

because she's got respect for me.

I've often wanted to be a fly on the wall, yeah,

and just to see what does go on.

-Right.

-Right, darling.

-Ta-ra, mate.

Well, this is Mum's chance.

Can Hannah prove that she's capable of living without her?

-Be careful.

-Yeah.

Bye!

Bye! Hope you've packed your wellies. I've got mine!

See ya, bye.

And as soon as they're out of earshot,

the conversation turns to their expectations of the weekend ahead.

If I've got beer goggles on I will go for like...

Anything that looks like a penis, you'll jump.

Yeah, it'll just...

LAUGHTER

"If you have fingers, it doesn't matter what gender you are,

"you can shove them in my vagina, I'm drunk, it doesn't matter."

LAUGHTER

But before the bisexual party can begin,

Hannah needs to check on one last festival essential.

Yeah, I'm just going to text my dad to make sure that he puts

that money in my bank, otherwise I might go broke!

God, I know.

In Bristol Harry, too, is getting ready to leave his parents,

-or so he thinks.

-Sweet.

And Mum and Dad are looking forward to seeing how much influence

they actually have over their teenage son.

Personally, I think Harry does confide in us, generally,

if he's concerned about anything he will talk to us about it.

It's easier to not tell them certain things that you get up to.

It's easier just to keep it away from them and don't tell them.

I think we're both quite excited to go to this festival,

mainly because we're hiding from Harry!

THEY CHUCKLE

I think that brings a little bit of excitement into it as well.

-See you then.

-Be good.

-Yeah.

-All right, don't let us down.

-Have a good time.

I'll be fine.

-All right, see you.

-See ya, have fun.

See ya.

-Have fun at the festival, we will.

-See you soon.

Bye!

Oh, I'm buzzing to get out of the house,

to get away from the parents for a bit. Yeah.

Away from the nagging, it's going to be awesome.

Picturesque Norfolk is home to acres of lush countryside

and the famous Norfolk Broads.

Once a year it's also home to Sundown Festival.

CHEERING

Featuring top acts such as Jessie J, Example and Rita Ora...

..thousands of revellers descend on Norfolk Showground for

hard partying and booze-fuelled good times.

Harry, Ben and Sam's weekend of debauchery is about to begin.

I don't think I've ever been so sweaty in my life.

I still can't tell if it's piss or sweat dribbling down my leg.

Can you, like, hurry up and get a space?

-Uh, is this our space?

-Yeah.

Happy days. Right, come on, let's fill these beer bags up then.

Not even bothering to put their tent up,

the boys have a different priority - preparing the cider sacks.

How many cans can that fill? That's incredible.

This is the fourth can in it, Sam. Fourth can going in there.

-How much does it take?

-I reckon you'd get another one.

-Two litres?

-Another can in there.

Oh, it's there, it comes out of there, there's a little...

Booze flowing, the boys set about erecting their al fresco shag pad.

-It's rubbish.

-Oh! Beautiful.

Though if ladies' man Harry does pull,

it's going to be a bit of a squeeze.

Think it's an easy... it's quite a nice spoon, isn't it?

Oh, yes, I'm little spoon. I love being little spoon.

-I'm getting a boner.

-All friends here.

Let's be honest, we're all going to wake up with morning glories in each other's...

digging in each other's backs.

LAUGHTER

With accommodation sorted, the drinking games can begin.

-Oh, shot.

-3, 2, 1, go.

The first consists of drinking a shot of cider every

minute for 100 minutes.

That's going to get horrible, isn't it?

A novel approach to pacing yourselves, boys.

We're right by a bin. Gross.

LAUGHTER

It's early evening and Hannah and Rochelle have finally arrived.

At home Hannah has everything done for her, but without Mum here

she faces her first test of independence, putting up a tent.

Right, there's the door...

I don't know what I'm on about. What's the instructions?

"Lay your tent..."

And it's not long before the girls call in reinforcements.

Do you want to help? Do you fancy helping us?

It looks massive.

It is mass... It's a four-man tent.

-Fucking hell.

-But don't get any ideas.

Two hours later the girls still haven't managed to get it together.

So I need a peg here, like...

It's not getting any better.

It won't go in the ground, the pegs are really crap

and we've bent loads of them from stamping on them and we need help.

This bloody string with fake nails does not go very well.

I feel like I've just made a right fool out of myself

telling my mum I'm independent

because I can't even put a tent up without getting stressed out.

She should be here to do it for me.

SHE LAUGHS

Tent just about up...

..the girls go in search of festival essentials.

-Where are all the showers?

-I don't know, I think you have to pay for them, you know.

"Pay and go, toilets and showers."

A luxury pampering tent.

No, I'll pay for you today.

It's Hannah's shout as she pays for Rochelle too,

blowing £30 before she's even seen a band play.

It's all right, I'll get some money off my dad...

-so it doesn't matter.

-What will Mum think?

I'll just ask him for more, if anything.

My dad's already putting money in my bank tomorrow, so...

It looks buzzing in there so I think we should...

-Let's go, yeah?

-Yeah, we'll go up.

-Come on then, boys.

Fuelled by 100 shots of cider each,

the boys finally head into the festival, and out of sight

of Mum and Dad, player Harry's top priority is pulling.

BLOWS WHISTLE

Lovely bit of females!

There's plenty of females about.

I'm just going to have a few more drinks. I'm on that...

I'm on the balance between being too pissed already to pull,

so I don't know what's happening.

After a top-up, Harry has the Dutch courage he needs to get to work.

Two girls just came up to me and it was just like "Oh, she thinks you're really hot"

so I was like "Sweet, all right" I just went in, gave her a kiss,

then her mate seemed interested so I was like "Oh, do you want a kiss?"

She wanted a kiss, and I ended up going round all her mates

and got about four or five kisses, I didn't even know her.

But ladies' man Harry is after more than just a few kisses.

I'll send you a text.

She's going to find me later, come back to my tent,

so fingers crossed she does.

But rather than wait till later,

Harry decides to play the field with two more ladies.

It's 11:15 and after a few warm-up drinks...

-Feel a bit tipsy, how do you feel...?

-Tips...

Yep.

-LAUGHTER

-The girls, at last, head out.

-Where the fuck is my handbag?

-In there.

Oh, God. OK, let's go.

And Rochelle's got one thing on her mind.

I just want a man to buy me a drink, that's all I want!

Oh, you're hot.

High-five! Woo!

THUMPING MUSIC

SHRIEKING

They might be late starting

but Hannah's soon getting into the festival spirit.

I like the atmosphere, everyone's, like, getting drunk

so it's not just us that's, like, on a mad one.

Everyone is on a mad one.

It's really hot in here.

It's not long before the girls are in need of more refreshments.

I've got a pound.

How much is a double?

Single, yeah, I've got enough.

Perhaps Hannah's not totally hopeless at controlling her

spending after all.

I'm still going to go rave.

There's no hurry.

SINGER SHOUTS

CHEERING

But as the girls get down and dirty, Hannah's got a problem.

Where's my handbag?

You tell me.

Shit, I've lost my handbag.

It's got my bank card in there.

-Did I leave my handbag on here?

-No.

Fuck.

I've lost my handbag.

Whereabouts?

I don't know. I think it might be near the front.

So much for proving to Mum that she can look after herself.

Handbag?

-I love you, I love you, thank you!

-That's all right.

Thank you!

-I got my bag, I got it back!

-Good...

I'm so lucky.

After two hours of kissing strangers,

Harry's gone back to girl number one.

If I...

if I can stay at a girl's tent I'll be happy, you know,

maybe get some action, who knows, we'll see.

Happy days.

Me and Sam, we're going to go out, we're going to get fucked up.

The girls I've pulled, they're nothing special

but it's all a barrel of laughs, so...

He's even getting some twerking action.

Disrespecting women was the one thing religious Mum Claire

told Harry not to do.

He grafts too much, he grafts too much.

I'm going to go and watch now.

CHEERING

Oh, Granny!

Oh, Granny...!

Oh, Granny.

Put her down, Harry.

SINGER: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for this evening,

you lot have been wicked.

-CHEERING

-It's 1am.

-I am very drunk.

-Well, you'll go to sleep then...

I am not... no, I'm not very drunk, I'm like...

-You're just such a liar, don't lie to me.

-No, no.

Hannah may be undecidedly drunk

but she is sober enough to consider her finances.

-Oh, yeah, let's just see what happens.

-I just want to drink more.

-Do you want to go to bed?

-No, I want to drink a couple more. Not all my drink

-because, obviously, budget's low, you know.

-But before they can drink anything,

Hannah needs to find their accommodation.

Oh, I've lost the tent.

Which is harder than it sounds, apparently.

I think this is ours.

I hope it is because it'll be a bit shit if it's not.

I'm so drunk, what is this? Fuck off.

I need a wee wee.

I need a wee, I need a wee, I need a wee, I need a wee.

Do you know what? You just need to go find a bush.

Right, I'll go and find one then.

SHE GASPS

My mum would clean all this, because, look, it's dead messy.

Oi, what we doing, what we doing?

Oh, yeah, we're going back in there for a bit.

Stud Harry's still looking for a satisfactory end to his night.

I have no idea what I'm doing right now but there's a couple

of girls back there that we pulled so only if I could get one of them

back to the tent then happy days, but we'll see what happens though.

Yeah.

But Harry's graft hasn't been totally selfish as he manages

to persuade both girls to come back to the tent.

-GIRL:

-Stop touching my arse!

-I just put my hand on there.

One for him and one for wingman Ben.

Just, like, put your leg over or something like that.

Oh, my God. Is she getting fingered?

-She's not getting fingered.

-Are you wanking him off then or something?

Maybe you could just suck me off?

But before things get too amorous, wingman Ben lets something slip.

-GIRL:

-Wait, Harry's slept with 24 girls?

-I'm joking, he's only slept with about ten.

-He told me seven.

-Well, that is close to 10, isn't it?

-Not really.

Nearby, Hannah and Rochelle have opted for more talk and less action.

We've had a threesome twice.

It wasn't really a threesome though, was it?

It was more like, "I'll fuck him then I'll...

"then I'll go back to him, then I'll go back to him,

-"then I'll go back" and they're just there.

-That is a threesome.

-No, a threesome's...

-Threesome's...

-Yeah.

-But still...

-When everyone's at the centre.

It was still technically classed as a threesome.

-Course it was, three in a bed, everyone got fucked.

-Mm.

-And on that note...

-Night.

Sleep tonight, sex tomorrow.

Early next morning and Hannah

and Harry's festival dream is about to come under close scrutiny.

Harry's mum Claire and dad Simon have arrived to secretly

check up on how he's been behaving.

Wow. This is better than a tent, isn't it?

Not half.

SHE CHUCKLES

I think we know Harry quite well...

but obviously when he's with his mates away from home what is

he going to get up to?

Joining them is Hannah's mum Heather who's brought along

best friend Bev for support.

Just hope that Heather's not too surprised if anything,

what Hannah gets up to over the weekend.

I don't want to see her upset and I suppose that's why I'm here.

ALL: Hiya.

-Hiya, I'm Heather, I'm Hannah's mum.

-I'm Claire.

-I'm Simon.

-Hiya, Claire.

-And I'm Bev.

Hiya. So are you worried about what you're going to see?

I am worried about what I'm going to see, yeah, quite nervous, quite excited.

He tells us what he gets up to but how much is true and how much

he just tells us to keep us happy is something else really.

THEY CHUCKLE

11am and day two of the Sundown Festival is just getting going.

SHE YAWNS LOUDLY

And now I'm hung-over, or in fact I'm not, I'm still drunk.

Having blown most of their cash last night, Hannah has only one option.

I spent like, yeah, £60 last night.

I've got 50 left, so I'm going to have to ring my dad

and get him to put more money in because everything seems really expensive.

I need a shower.

First things first.

Let's go get pampered.

9:20am and the boys, too, are finally stirring.

Ben, is that a condom in your back pocket?

Didn't get used.

Didn't get used...

You've got a couple.

And Sam, the only one of the lads who didn't pull last night,

isn't a happy camper.

By Harry going like that and the bird shaking against me

and me shaking against someone else and then someone else

shaking against the tent, it was that way then.

-It weren't me, she was shaking the tent. She was shaking the tent.

-Why was she doing that, then?

Well, use your imagination.

I did get a little bit of action but it weren't for long,

then I was stuck with a hard-on the rest of the night. She was a bit boring.

Lightweight Harry is still feeling the effects of the night before.

I've given up, I can't... I'm struggling to drink it.

You're a fucking... He's a dumper.

No, I just had too much the other night and it's...

the flavour of it, it's just, like, making me sick,

so I'm on the vodka Red Bull now.

So try one of that then.

It may only be 1:15 in the afternoon but Sam

and Ben are already keen to hit it hard.

Harry is struggling.

All right...

BOTH: We like to drink with Harry because Harry is our mate,

and when we drink with Harry, he gets it down in eight.

Seven.. Six. Five, four, three, two, one.

And a bit and a bit...

-That's horrible, man.

-And a bit, and a bit.

Well, I'm dying for a piss so I've got to go.

Give me that bottle.

This is mine, Sam and Ben's piss all in a bottle.

Harry may not be in the mood for drinking but Ben will drink anything.

-Going to have a sip of our piss?

-Yeah.

-Go on, then.

Yeah, have a shot, have a shot, a shot, a shot.

All right, Ben have a sip, have a sip.

Uh, fucking hell, man!

-What is wrong with you?

-That is fucking...urgh.

-Oi, Ben, how'd that taste, mate?

-No, it weren't very nice, no.

-Did that taste very nice?

-No.

Early afternoon, started having a few drinks, boys are playing Centurion and I gave

up on that, but I'm looking forward to getting in there now, having a dance, seeing what girls are about.

To be fair, half the girls I've gotten, that I've pulled

so far, I ain't even really done much talking.

They just come up to me, so...

MUSIC: "We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus

Just put them up there, that side, and then have stripes up that side.

After another pampering session at the expense of Dad,

Hannah's funds have run dry.

So, it's off to find the festival cash point.

Declined?

It seems the money Hannah begged her dad for hasn't yet reached her account.

Fuck's sake.

I can't go with no money all night.

Hannah's day is about to get a lot worse.

The parents are on site, ready to watch what their children

got up to in their first 24 hours away from home.

We've always taught him to respect things or respect people.

I really want to see him having a good time and his friends,

but...

don't mess up somebody else's weekend, basically.

I'm hoping to see Hannah being able to look after herself,

money-wise, feed herself, you know,

and just have that bit more independence, knowing that she

can just go out in the big wide world and she'll be all right.

First, time for Claire and Simon to see

if son Harry's been sticking to their rules about being respectful.

Some girls just came up to me

and it was just like "Oh, she thinks you're really hot"

so I was like "Sweet, all right", I just went and gave her a kiss.

From what I've seen, those girls, they were hideous,

but they wanted a kiss so I gave them a kiss, I don't mind.

If I can stay at a girl's tent then I'll be happy, you know,

maybe get some action, who knows? We'll see.

Happy days.

CHUCKLING

Typical Jack the lad, isn't he?!

I didn't think he'd be like that. Not that bad, anyway!

He just looks really cocky. I don't like how cocky he is.

Well, he is cocky. You know.

He is cocky, anyway, he's always cocky.

Yeah, it's one thing having a bit of fun with the girls but, you know...

Well, yeah, but this is what we've always said, isn't it?

He's even got the little...

Swagger, like...

Swagger to go with it.

I always knew there was going to be a lot of girls,

always knew there was going to be a lot of girls on the scene,

but, yeah, it's an uncomfortable watch.

But Claire and Simon haven't seen the last of their

son's lack of respect for women.

He's asked if she wants to go back to his tent.

-Stop touching my arse.

-I just put my hand on...

-Is she getting fingered?

-She's not getting fingered.

-Are you wanking him off, then?

-Maybe you could just suck me off?

I don't like to see that, I don't like that at all

because that's not what we have sort of said...

How you've kind of brought him up.

No, it's not the way we...

-No.

-..we've brought him up, and he knows that, as well.

I was sort of expecting it but I'm still shocked. Didn't enjoy...

enjoy that at all.

Next, Hannah's mum and Bev have their first chance to see how

she is handling her newfound independence.

Yeah, I'm just going to text my dad to make sure that he puts

that money in my bank, otherwise I might go broke.

God, I know.

I won't run out of money... I don't...no.

I don't want to, I'll try not to.

No, my dad's already putting money in my bank tomorrow.

So...

Yeah, should be on an OK budget.

She's run out of money already?

LAUGHTER

Her dad's transferring it over!

That was yesterday.

-The start...

-Last night, yeah.

-But...

-So, she must have spent it already?

Yeah. She's still got no money sense.

That is my biggest worry because she just can't budget.

She's off to university next week, so I am...

I've got quite a few concerns now that I'm going to have to

talk to her about.

Well, I've had a threesome twice,

-well, it's probably not going to happen again, not...

-BOTH: Definitely not.

No, I'm not going near your pussy again. Are you crazy?

LAUGHTER

It wasn't really a threesome, though, was it?

It was more like "I'll fuck him and then I'll fuck him,

"then I'll go back to him, then I'll go back to him,

-"then I'll go back" and they're just lying there.

-That is a threesome.

-No, because a threesome's when...

-Yeah.

Well... Threesomes are good.

-I think that was actually talking about a threesome.

-It was.

-That they've had.

-Yeah.

I'm quite surprised. I thought they were talking as a jokey-fied way.

Erm... A bit like, oh, my God!

It's been an eye-opening first viewing for Heather.

Hearing about them saying they'd actually participated in a threesome

was quite a shock really.

Erm... Yeah, they talk about sex and things but that was...

Embarrassing.

It's more embarrassing for the girls because they're going to...

Everyone's going to see them

and hear that they've done things like that.

Back at the campsite, Hannah has put a call into the bank.

-Hello.

-'Hiya.'

-Hi, have you put it in yet?

-'No, I haven't.'

And despite having a stash of supplies,

she's not going to tell him that.

When will you be able to do it because I haven't ate all day,

-I'm starving.

-'Haven't you?'

-No.

I've got no money left either at all.

-'Right.'

-All right, thanks.

'How's it going anyway?'

It's all right, I'm just starving.

How much are you putting in?

-'50.'

-50. OK.

-'OK?'

-Yeah.

50.

SHE LAUGHS

-We're not stranded, we're not homeless.

-We might as well be.

We've got food. We've got alcohol, we've got fags.

RAP MUSIC PLAYS

The Bristol boys are already out, and Harry's resolution to go

easy on the booze seems like a distant memory.

There's the three shots of vodka. High five. Thank you.

That's three shots of vodka, and it's all going in one cup.

I'm absolutely bollocksed as it is, but this is going to get me

even more bollocksed, so...

It's going to be fucking mental.

Ah, that's better.

Half pint Harry and triple vodkas, what could possibly go wrong?

Nipple, 25.

-£25.

-I'm not paying for it.

I'll pay 10 if you pay 10. You pay a fiver.

-I'm not paying anything.

-You pay a fiver.

-I'm not paying anything.

-Pay a fiver.

You lot are paying for it.

If you want my nipple pierced, you're paying for it.

Is it OK to get his nipple pierced?

Can you pierce that nipple? Can you pierce it?

-It's tiny, isn't it?

-We can.

If mum Claire hates Harry's tattoo,

she's going to be absolutely delighted with this.

My mum is going to absolutely fucking kill me.

Oh, that hurts!

It gets worse!

THEY LAUGH

How's it going?

Yeah, get out.

That's fucking horrible!

Harry's mum, what's she going to do? What's she going to do?

You've ruined our lives,

you're fucking hideous for the fucking family and all of that.

You've let the whole family down, you've let the dog down,

you've let the Prime Minister down, you've let everyone down.

I don't want to let my dog down. I love my dog.

Stop it!

When I get back home my mum's not going to know,

I'm just going to take it out.

-I'm going to tell her.

-You're such a dickhead!

I'm going to tell her.

Yeah, she will know.

Go on!

Flushed with another hit of cash from Dad, Hannah and Rochelle

are back in the pamper tent and getting ready for a night out.

THEY SING

THEY SQUEAL EXCITEDLY

The girls head to the main arena

to watch one of the festival's headline acts.

-We're going to the front because Example's on.

-Example's on!

SHE SCREAMS

-FROM ONSTAGE:

-Somebody scream!

SHE SCREAMS LOUDLY

It's all very well squeezing your way to the front...

Move!

But when the boot is on the other foot, Rochelle isn't quite so happy.

Move!

Move!

You just hit me.

You're pushing me!

No, you're pushing me. You're pushing me.

It's a misunderstanding.

Hannah steps in as peacemaker before the situation gets out of hand.

I was, like, something's going to happen here,

there's a fight going to kick off here, I don't like this.

I just had to get out of the situation.

I didn't know what was going to happen,

if anything was going to happen,

but it was just everyone just barged in on each other.

I was, like, someone might kick off here, just going to move away.

So, yeah, got myself out of that one.

The girls are out of trouble and into the after party.

Man eater Rochelle has gone from challenging to charming.

Right.

She is hedging her bets.

Smile.

It's only midnight but after their earlier scuffle,

Mummy's girl Hannah just isn't feeling it.

I'm really tired cos I had a late night last night as well. So, yeah...

I'm not really interested in men and stuff, like... I can't be arsed.

I pulled, baby! I pulled, baby!

I'm so happy.

What's the matter with you?

I'm going home, I'm going to bed.

-No, I said when you're ready.

-I'm ready.

Do you like the bomber?

He was quite good... The bomber, no.

Rochelle finally decides to head back to the tent,

but only after persuading a posse of boys to escort her.

Oh, you see, laugh.

I know, you're lovely, I'm going to hold your arm.

-LADS:

-Ohhhh!

Hannah doesn't seem to be in the mood for a threesome tonight.

I don't give a shit.

I just want to go to bed. At this moment in time.

She won't tell me what's up with her, she's just saying she's tired.

But she wasn't really speaking to me most of the night,

that's why I ended up pulling.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

It's 3am and the boys have been partying hard.

Well, most of them anyway.

I was following the boys into the crowd

and they went straight into the mosh pit.

Because I was an idiot and got my nipple pierced,

I just thought, I'm not going in the mosh pit

because I'm going to end up waking up with no nipple at all.

Harry has had a chance to think about life back home.

I do love my parents. They've always been there for me.

Every difficult situation, everything.

Every time I've needed them they've always been there for me.

I love them to bits.

And at least for tonight

the new piercing has also put a stop to his womanising.

GIRLS SHOUT OUT

Hey! Ow-ow!

So the lads decide to call it a night.

We've had a nice evening tonight, haven't we?

-I've enjoyed myself.

-You guys were wicked.

-I've been a good drunk.

-You had a five minute spell

where you were bellends and got my nipple pierced.

I don't think that was bellendish, I think it looks really nice.

-Yeah, really, really, really nice.

-It looks really nice?

And having kept his mates awake last night,

Harry takes one for the team.

It's a nice night.

I can see the stars tonight

so I'm going to have a nice sleep outside.

Some snotty tissues in the way.

I'll have a nice sleep outside, look at the stars - happy days.

It's the last day

and Harry's not feeling the festival spirit any more.

My nipple is absolutely killing me.

I'm going to leave that on there, though

cos otherwise it'll get dirty.

Still, I feel like shit.

Meanwhile the girls are making a plan

of how to splash yet more cash.

Let's go get some money out, really,

and then come back and buy a pizza from that place

cos it smells dead nice.

Aw-w.

Thankfully last night's fallout seems a distant memory.

I love you.

At their hotel,

the parents are gearing up to watch last night's footage.

Harry's Christian parents have already been left disappointed

by their son's behaviour

and are worried about what's coming next.

Yeah, I'm not feeling too great about what we saw last night.

I suppose it's reality really

but we were just hoping we weren't going to see anything like that,

so a bit of a shock.

I've certainly learnt that, you know,

maybe we don't know Harry as much as we should know him.

After this weekend,

it's certainly opened our eyes.

This is mine, Sam and Ben's piss all in a bottle.

No, Ben, no! Oh, Ben!

Oh, fucking hell, man!

-Can we get his nipple pierced?

-Can you pierce it?

-It's tiny, isn't it?

-Yes, we can.

No!

My mum is going to absolutely fucking kill me.

'This is the worst bit, when they pinch it.'

He doesn't want it done so why's he having it done?

-It's peer pressure.

-'Ooh, that hurt.'

So he hasn't learnt from the tattoo incident.

My mum's going to fucking kill me.

-Too right.

-She is.

I know. At least it's not permanent like your shitty anklet.

Yeah, in a couple of weeks I can take it out

-and none of this would have happened.

-Eight weeks, she said.

-Eight weeks?!

-Eight weeks you've got to wait.

-Can't I take it out now?

-No, it's going to be taken out next week.

-Look at his face!

So what did you think of that one then?

I give up with him, totally give up with him now.

That will be coming out next week, when he gets home.

-Even his friends know how you're going to react...

-Yeah!

-Do you know what I mean?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, it's madness.

He knows. Oh, he knows that he's going to get a rollicking

when he gets home. But...

-It's all about pushing the boundaries, isn't it?

-Yeah.

Like you said, he just...

he knows there's going to be consequences

-and he's prepared to face them.

-They know what they're doing.

-They shouldn't be doing it.

-But they still do it.

Yeah, they still go ahead and do it.

-I'm livid but what can I do?

-Till the next time.

He'll grow up one day.

He'll grow up one day.

Yeah, that made me really cross today, with the nipple piercing.

He knows my views

and he's just completely gone against what I've said to him.

So yeah, we'll be having words about that.

Thankfully it's not all bad for mum Claire.

I always tend to piss my parents off.

Every difficult situation, everything...

Every time I've needed them, they've always been there for me.

I mean, I love them to bits. And we clash at times

but at the end of the day,

I know they love me and I love them to bits, so...yeah.

This is getting all emotional now, isn't it?!

Aw-w, bless.

-Aw-w, that's nice. That was lovely.

-That's nice to hear.

He is a good kid really,

he's just going through that wild stage.

We'll always be there to pick up the pieces at the end of the day,

you know, that's what mums and dads do, isn't it?

Yeah. That's what we all do, yeah.

We've all been there. We've all done silly things

and we've all come out at the end of it,

so let's hope he does as well

and doesn't drink himself to death.

-Yeah, it's nice to know he thinks that, as well.

-Yeah.

-That was lovely, that was.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-He still loves you.

You all right?

Aw-w, she's crying now.

I'm all right until you lot get soppy.

You'll start me off in a minute.

Anyway, there we go.

It was nice to hear him say that.

When you sort of see him doing all these things

that you, you know, you don't like.

And you've told him about things - you know, not to do it

and he goes ahead and does it.

And then to turn around and say that

then yeah, of course it's emotional.

It's been an up and down viewing, and one that's left dad Simon

reflecting on his style of parenting.

This weekend has pointed out

there's a few things that we might need to look at

and put right, hopefully.

Maybe I need to look at myself a bit and...

You could discipline him a bit more.

Discipline him a bit more than I already do, so...

But I do all the chats with him and all the discipline,

-so maybe it's time you helped me out a bit.

-Yeah, I...

Next to view is Heather,

who's becoming increasingly worried

about Hannah's inability to stand on her own two feet.

-HANNAH:

-Cash machine.

Declined?

It just...

-Has she done it, her card?

-It's declined.

-Oh.

I don't know. Like, if I can't even budget money for a day

then how am I going to manage to do it for three whole years?

-Crikey!

-HARRY'S MUM: Reality's sinking in.

I feel incapable of looking after myself for three days,

-never mind three years. It's really bad.

-'Hannah!'

I think it's been a lot more intense than what she was expecting.

I think she was just thinking it's going to be party on

and do you know what I mean?

Not thinking of all the expense and everything.

I think it's dawning on her now that this is, like, for real

and it's coming up to university time

and she's going away,

-not just for a few days where she can come home...

-Yeah.

..and I can do the washing and things.

She's got to learn, hasn't she? She's going to learn to budget

and learn to stand on her own two feet, kind of thing.

This weekend has been emotional,

seeing Hannah in all her glory,

spending money like it's going out of fashion.

In the week left before she goes,

I'm just going to have to sit down and explain

that she needs to budget her money, how she needs to work it out.

She needs to split it down for food...

It's not all about going out and enjoying herself.

She's got to get her priorities right.

Heather's not the only one worrying

about Hannah's ability to survive at uni.

At this moment in time, I do not think I will cope.

I didn't realise how scared I was until I got here.

I thought I was more independent than I actually am.

This has definitely shown me that.

One of the hardest things will be

not being able to see my mum every day.

That makes it more scary cos like my mum said,

it's like we've been in a relationship for like 18 years

and now we're just breaking up and it's just really sudden!

Yeah.

But Hannah's mum is closer than she thinks.

Ready?!

Heather and Bev have gone undercover to see how Hannah is behaving.

Their disguises mean they can walk straight under the girls' noses

and still go unnoticed.

-BEV:

-In the camp site, me and Heath, dressed like this

and it was mental!

Absolute madness, running around spying on everybody.

It was crazy.

How are you feeling about uni?

-Erm...

-Just fine?

-I'm scared.

-Why are you scared?

Using the latest spying equipment,

Heather and Bev are able to hear every word.

-I know.

-Cos everything's sorted for you now.

You can do it. We've lived in a tent together, do you know what I mean?

-Good team!

-You can do it.

-I'll just...

You'll be on the other end of the phone and my mum will,

-so I'll be fine.

-Exactly, what about your mum? Leaving your mother?

Cos, like, you're going to miss her the most.

Yeah, but I don't want to have to rely on other people.

Heather has heard enough

and it's been an enlightening spy mission.

When Hannah said she's going to miss me,

it was like...aw-w!

It was nice, yeah, I thought "Yeah, I'm going to miss you too."

I did need to hear that she'd miss me.

Yeah, made me feel better. Yeah.

And a freshly-pierced Harry is also in reflective mood.

Last night, I did get a bit emotional talking about my mum.

I think the main thing is

I don't really talk to her a lot

and I don't really tell her what I think of her, really.

So a lot of the time she just thinks

that I don't like her, I don't...

and that I don't love her, kind of thing.

But I do and I'd never tell her I do,

which I probably should.

For now all thoughts of home are banished

as Harry and his friends are determined

to enjoy their last night at the festival.

Absolutely bollocksed.

Tonight, Ben has taken over from Sam

and turned dare master, daring himself.

-Free churros if you do a teaspoon of cinnamon.

-Cinnamon!

Downing a shot of cinnamon often induces vomiting.

Are you sure about this, Ben?

Right, are you ready? You ready?

Go on, then. He's doing it! He's done it, he's done it.

Swallow.

Oi, swallow it.

Stop fiddling about and swallow it.

Look at his eyes!

THE BOYS GIGGLE

He's crying!

Anyone else for some churros?

-Oh, he's done good.

-He's done it!

-Turn around. Show them - show them you've done it.

-Show them you done it.

-There you go.

-I love churros.

Go on.

Go on.

A few minutes later, Ben's regretting his decision.

Give it a go, drink more.

HE RETCHES

Nah, mate, that's a good effort. Ben, that's a good effort.

# When we touch

# Don't ever let me go

# Dirty dancing in the moonlight... #

Hannah is also out for the festival's last night.

I'm going to the bar to get another drink

and I don't need to save any money

cos I've got money on my card to go home tomorrow.

So, yeah...

Spend all my cash now!

And that's exactly what she does,

blowing all her cash in less than an hour

and running out of booze.

We haven't even got like one can left.

We need to hunt, we need to look at every can!

Shall we go then?

So the girls head back to their tent for the last time.

The lads are also struggling to get into the party spirit,

so they too call it a night...

half an hour after the girls.

Them two look fucked.

They look like they've had enough of the weekend.

We had a brilliant night.

We'll just get in our tents and go to sleep now.

-Have a three-way spoon.

-It's going to be beautiful.

Let's go.

Festival over, the party goers are packing up and heading home.

And in full disguise,

Claire and Simon are about to give son Harry the shock of his life.

-SIMON:

-So, I'd imagine there'll be a lot of swearing.

I think he's going to go mental

and then I think he might suddenly get a bit embarrassed

and a bit...I don't know.

-Who knows with Harry? Who knows?

-Disbelief. Disbelief, yeah.

We say we think we know him

but obviously after this weekend, we don't,

so let's see.

As Harry relaxes,

he has no idea that the two wild animals approaching

are actually his mum and dad.

HARRY LAUGHS No, that's my nipple!

Be careful, my nipple! Be careful, no...

And he's still totally unaware as they wrestle with him.

We just got mugged by a gorilla.

-No, you didn't.

-Oh, fuck off.

-Hi, Harry!

-No way!

Hi, boys.

No!

Hello!

I've done so much fucked up shit this weekend.

-I know.

-Yes, we know!

Is that...Ben, is that the bottle of piss that you drank?

-Yeah, yeah...

-That's so funny.

-At least you know about my nipple.

-It looks hideous, doesn't it?

No, I'm not impressed, boys, egging him on.

-Did it look like I had a choice?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

But you laid on the bed, Harry, waiting to have it done,

and it's like "My mum's going to kill me,

"my mum's going to kill me!"

And yet you still have it done.

I'm livid.

-SIMON:

-The things we saw... unbelievable, unbelievable.

We're disgusted with you actually, Harry, to be quite honest.

-Absolutely disgusted with you.

-I can't believe this.

Mate, there's limits, isn't there?

We just see the funny side of everything and then...

I can't! Oh, this is so weird.

I'm just thinking about every time I've seen them, now.

This is weird, this is too weird.

Across the camp site, Hannah is still sound asleep

but she's about to get a rude awakening.

Mum Heather is serving up breakfast.

I'm feeling really nervous, stomach's churning

and I'm so excited. I just want to go in there.

Morning!

-Breakfast.

-Morning ladies, hot breakfast for you.

Oh, my God.

-Rochelle, my mum's here.

-ROCHELLE: What?

-My mum's here.

-BOTH:

-Morning!

Oh, no, go away!

Actually, what food have you got? I'm starving!

Morning!

I've been watching you.

Have you? Oh, God.

I've been here all weekend.

-Watching every move you've made!

-I've been watching you,

a little fly...spy on the wall.

Every move you've made, we've watched.

Didn't you see a Tango man?

Was that you?

-That was us.

-Was it? Oh, my God!

My mum is here!

She's been here the whole time.

-I tell you that I love you.

-I just... I'm still in shock.

I genuinely didn't know.

Oh, my God.

Heather may be all smiles at seeing her daughter

but there's one thing she is not so happy about.

And there's just one thing - that I got a bit embarrassed

when you was talking to Rochelle about having a threesome.

OK, you've done it. But you know, you just...

something you keep to yourself.

Yeah. Well...

shit happens.

Having to fend for herself for just a few days

has left Hannah with doubts about leaving home to study.

I'm a bit worried about moving, like, next week.

What will you miss most?

Having everything done for me.

Yeah, I've spoilt you.

You've been like my little sidekick for forever

and I've nurtured you and wrapped you in cotton wool

and done everything for you.

It's going to be really, really tough.

I'm not just not going to go uni cos I don't feel ready to go.

It's not that I don't...

I want to go to uni,

I want to move out.

It's just...everyone gets nervous. It's not just me.

We'll go home and it'll be a lot of talking

about how she's going to manage her money and things,

just, you know, drum it into her that she needs to make these changes.

This week I'm going to have to learn to cook, clean,

just generally look after myself.

It's just basic things that we should all know how to do.

She knows where she's going wrong

so she can accept there is a problem.

Then we just need to work on that.

I love you.

Harry's mum and dad were hopeful they'd brought him up

to be respectful to women

and they feel badly let down.

A bit disappointed in you, Harry.

Very disappointed in you.

It's like everything we've said for you not to do...

..you've gone ahead and done.

Yeah, but I don't go and do it with the intention to make you mad

or, like, make you disappointed in me

cos I don't. I just...

So was it cos your mates were egging you on to do it?

-Were you just...?

-No, I just want to have fun.

What else then?

The girl.

It's not respecting girls, is it?

-No.

-You didn't treat them very well.

Two at one time?!

I know. I did have a few drinks in me, though.

No excuse.

You've been horrible.

-(I haven't been horrible.)

-You have, Harry,

you've been horrible.

I know. But I hate seeing you upset and I hate making you upset.

So where are you going to go from here, then?

Like, I need to move on and grow up.

Obviously if I carry on the way I am

-then people will look at me and think, "What a bellend."

-Yeah.

And I don't want that.

But it's not just Harry who's learnt from the experience.

Obviously I need to get a little bit more involved

and be a bit more there for you.

Maybe we need to do a little bit more together.

We all need to learn from this

-and we need to go home fresh and move on.

-Move on.

Go on, then, give us a hug, you.

-Yeah.

-Yeah? Let's go for it.

-Yeah...yeah.

I need to get a lot more respect for girls

and I just...

At the moment, I just come across as a massive bellend.

I think it's the first time he's sat down and listened to us

and I've actually...

-Felt he's listened.

-..actually looks as though

he's listening to what we're saying rather than, you know,

in one ear and out the other, like it normally is.

It's made me think a lot more and I have realised now

I've got to change and I've got to become a better person.