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Eddie Izzard, actor,

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comedian...

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Morning!

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Very handy.

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..transvestite and marathon runner extraordinaire

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is about to embark on a remarkable journey

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using his own DNA as the road map.

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I've always been fascinated by genetics and the fact it can bring my history right here. Like magic.

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Locked within each of us is a genetic history book. It reveals not only our deep ancestry,

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but also the journey of mankind across the globe.

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This is it. The birthplace of the exodus, the first exodus.

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Recent breakthroughs in genetics will allow Eddie to use his own DNA

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to unlock the secrets of where he, and we, came from.

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Instead of going back to the last couple of hundred years, we're going back a couple of hundred thousand.

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This is the epic story of humanity's journey from our shared origins in Africa

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10,000 generations ago, all the way to Eddie Izzard.

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This is the first time in Britain that an individual has looked at their own DNA

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and used that to re-trace their ancestral journey.

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My ancestors came across here.

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And, finally, he'll bridge the gap between his genetic and family history.

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-I believe we are related.

-It's Eddie Izzard! Fancy that!

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This programme contains some strong language.

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Eddie Izzard is about to become the first person in Britain

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to use his own DNA to retrace his ancestors' journey across thousands of miles

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and 200,000 years, from the very first modern human in Africa to Eddie.

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He's beginning by donating some saliva to science.

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-I think I've done it! One spit!

-It seems like an unpromising start

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to an exploration of deep ancestry.

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Science in action! This is Blue Peter.

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But Eddie's spit contains DNA.

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DNA is found within our cells.

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It's the instruction manual that helps build and run our bodies.

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Scientists have also found another remarkable use for it.

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Locked within our DNA is a genetic route map

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that reveals how our ancestors migrated out of Africa and went on to populate the rest of the world.

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It's the tool Eddie will use to help him retrace the human journey.

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Whilst Eddie waits for the initial DNA results,

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he's going back to his childhood home to visit his dad, John.

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He's the inspiration for Eddie's quest.

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WHISTLES CASUALLY

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DOORBELL RINGS, DOGS BARK

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-Crazy dogs. Hello.

-Hi.

-How are you doing?

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Hi, Ed. Nice to see you.

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'He's 83 now. I kind of thought,'

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one can't live forever, but it's nice to give him something before any bad thing happens.

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-Are you intrigued by this? I think it'll be intriguing.

-Yes.

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Anything that tells us a bit more about ancient history,

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-something that I never dreamt of doing before.

-Yeah.

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Eddie will undertake two journeys. One will explore his dad's lineage,

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but first he'll explore his mum's line.

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And this journey will be close to his heart.

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His mum died of cancer when Eddie was a young boy.

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It would be interesting to find out if something comes from Mum's side and I go, "Yes! That resonates."

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I can't see it so clearly because my mother died when I was six.

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One thing she said to me before she died was she wouldn't have the pleasure of seeing you grow up.

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Yeah.

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Well, whatever we find will be fascinating.

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This is the first time, apparently, anyone's done it, apart from a scientist checking other people,

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-the first time on this journey.

-They've done it with animals.

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-But animals are not good chatters on telly.

-They don't say a lot, no.

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Not...not that we can make out, anyway.

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As part of his journey, Eddie will also discover where traits like his blue eyes came from.

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But it's not just what makes us unique individuals that excites him.

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I look for connections. That's why I do gigs in French, and German and Russian and Spanish.

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To find connections around the world. Here's my dad with the dogs.

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He's walked out that door many times. Connections - that's what I'm looking for.

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Eddie has come to the genetics lab to find out the results of his DNA test.

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Geneticist Dr Jim Wilson is using the latest advances in genetic science to unlock the secrets

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of where Eddie's mother and father lines came from.

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We took your spit and extracted your DNA from your spit, using a chemical reaction.

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We focused in on two pieces of DNA - a piece called the Y Chromosome,

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your father's father's father's father's father, all the way back,

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-but we're also going to look at your mother line.

-Right.

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So how will Jim use Eddie's DNA to first explore his mum's deep ancestry?

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The answer lies in genetic changes known as markers.

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DNA is passed from generation to generation as an almost exact copy,

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but occasionally DNA changes.

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These changes, the markers, can indicate the start of another branch in the human family tree.

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And it's these markers that Jim will focus on.

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He looks for matches to Eddie's markers in people from around the world.

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He'll access databases of hundreds of thousands of individuals.

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They, like Eddie, have given their saliva for DNA testing over the last decade or so.

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Many traditional communities have remained in the same place for thousands of years,

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so a match with an Eddie marker can show where his ancestors travelled on their migration route.

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So what we're going to do is to take you to re-live the journey

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that your female line ancestors made from that origin in Africa,

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as they moved out of that continent and moved around eventually to England.

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And how we're going to do this is to try to introduce you

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to genetic cousins of yours at each point.

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Each branch of the human family tree originating from a new marker is known by a letter.

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The root of these branches, L, takes every one of us back to Africa.

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To one woman.

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All modern humans originate from her.

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Everyone in the world, wherever they lived, was descended from one woman

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-and she lived in Africa, so they called her Eve.

-I've heard of her,

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but her name was probably more Gladys or Janine.

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-So, basically, everyone in the world is related.

-Yeah.

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-So what...

-That "yeah" needs to be bigger than that. There's racists going, "I am so different!"

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-Hang on. Everyone's related?

-Yeah, it's an amazing discovery to see that all humans everywhere

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-go back to a small group of people in Africa.

-So where do we go first?

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You're going to go to southern Africa, to Namibia,

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-to the Kalahari Desert or its outskirts...

-Wow.

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..to meet some of the San people. They're the first branch of the human family tree.

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The point at which they connect into your line is 192,000 years ago, we estimate.

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That's amazing. Great. Wow.

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This is the start of Eddie's unique experiment in genetic time travel.

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Taking him back 10,000 generations to meet his and our most distant ancestral cousins.

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To get there he has to travel more than 10,500 kilometres

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to the edge of the Kalahari Desert.

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This arid bushland is a tough environment and would have been for our ancestors.

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The San bushmen who live here

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are one of the last remaining peoples to preserve the hunter-gatherer life

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our ancestors practised almost 200,000 years ago.

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Wow!

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Nice landing.

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Just how I remember it. Wow.

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It's time for Eddie to meet his and our most distant relatives.

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He wants to experience what life might have been like for our hunter-gatherer ancestors.

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Local bushman Tsaan Max Cique, a ranger with the Namibian Parks Service, will be his guide.

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-Kayo!

-Kayo. The hats are crazy. I like the crazy hats.

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-Debe.

-Debe.

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-Kunda.

-Kunda.

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Sede.

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Sede. Sede.

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'When you get back 10,000 mums, it's such a long line of people that also put their genetics

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'into what ended up as Mum, that you can't just say, "That woman looks like Mum!" But intriguing.'

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SPEAKS IN DIALECT That means let's go.

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Hunting gets all the plaudits, but then as now

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gathering would have made up the vast majority of the diet.

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Eddie's first task is to gather tubers, roots that retain water.

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Their plant stems are easy to identify, but the tubers themselves lie deep underground.

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-Just down there, yeah?

-Down there.

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The bushmen often use the tubers to quench their thirst and even cook them like potatoes.

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How far down do I go?

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How do I know when I've reached gold?

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I don't know where I'm going now, so I...

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Dig it? OK.

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Going to the supermarket seems a lot easier.

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-There's a whole string of them!

-Now you can pull it up.

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Is that OK?

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Thank you. That's gathering.

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Nails still intact.

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Eddie's painted nails, the only outward sign of his cross-dressing, have set tongues wagging.

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She's saying that seeing you having paint on your nails is like you want to become a woman.

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That is part of what's in me. I have girl and boy in me.

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HE TRANSLATES

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They are asking if it is possible you can do their nails.

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Eddie promises the ladies a manicure before he leaves.

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-Do you have the paint with you?

-I do, actually.

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The next food source is less taxing on the nails - collecting berries from the False Mopane tree.

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I agree with them. They're all saying, "What the fuck, man?"

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Now looking for berries. Now on a quest.

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Two berries!

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Three berries.

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I'm beginning to feel at home with my new relatives.

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This doesn't feel alien at all.

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So 10,000 mums ago, my 10,000th mum was doing this

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with women like these women here.

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They are happy that you are here.

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BEES BUZZING

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And they're not pissed off?

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They will be in a bit!

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Hunting and gathering has been the predominant way of life for the vast majority of human history

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and for the first 100,000 years or so of our existence, we practised it solely in Africa.

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Wow.

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That's nice honey.

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This is pollen?

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Put pollen on my list.

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"A bag of pollen, please. And some for the lady." James Bond!

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One of our greatest allies in this hostile environment was fire.

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It didn't just keep us warm and allow us to eat more nutritious food. It also protected us

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from our animal enemies. Eddie's newly-found relatives teach him how the Izzards made fire

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-before the invention of the safety match.

-'I've always wanted to be able to make fire. It's on my list.

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'Making fire.

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'I thought it would take me, like, a couple of weeks of training,

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'but once they give you the right sticks and you work out what to do, it's such an amazing thing.

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Blow, blow, blow.

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APPLAUSE

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My God. My first fire.

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Wow!

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I just made my first fire.

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-He was looking at your nails. He said it looks like a flag.

-Yes, it is.

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This is my country and my continent.

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When they look at your nails, it's like ladies, not with men.

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-I know. Crazy, but a good crazy.

-HE TRANSLATES

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That works. Sense of humour. A joke to a family I'm related to 192,000 years ago.

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-So we're all related.

-Yeah.

-They are glad that you are related and we are together now.

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Now that Eddie has learnt how to make fire, all he has to do is keep it going.

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With Tsaan, he wants to experience how his ancestors survived the night.

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He'll have only fire to protect them from the predators and elephants that visit the water hole close by.

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ANIMAL NOISES

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Holy cow! You heard that?

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That was... It sounded a bit like a lion, but that is an elephant.

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Yeah? An elephant. Just drinking?

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Or coughing? He's making a lot of noise.

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Elephants are herbivores.

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Unless you look like an enormous salad, if you're dressed as a salad, they're not going to go for you.

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But they will squash your head if they get you under their big paw.

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This is what 10,000th mum, who I'm calling Shirley now, must have done.

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She must have sat out round the fire.

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It's so black out there, so dark. You've got to keep this fire going. That is your safety.

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Do not venture out beyond this flame.

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The fire looked a little worryingly low, but...

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as long as we keep waking up and putting things on the fire,

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there's still enough wood to keep us going until sun up.

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You can't hear animals, can't hear elephants.

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The mind plays tricks.

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OK.

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Back to bed. See you later.

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SNORING

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The following morning, Eddie hasn't been carried off by hungry herbivores.

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That was quite a night. I didn't think at all about my ancestors!

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I was thinking about me trying to survive the night. I was a little bit anxious

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because I thought we might die. If some predator had come,

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Tsaan knew what to do, but I didn't. What if they'd got Tsaan?

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I thought, "Don't be pathetic and run off. You've got to help."

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I kept that stick near me to poke things.

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I had these pathetic back-up plans of how to deal with whatever.

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It's almost time for Eddie to begin the next leg of his genetic journey.

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But not before he fulfils his promise to the ladies.

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Good?

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'The people here, they don't seem that far away. I thought it would feel very far away.'

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Thank you very much. Thank you. It'll be 15 minutes.

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-Just...

-HE BLOWS

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'It was great to be here and to have met these people

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'and to get a little thumbnail sense of what gathering is like.'

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I have made fire.

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The next leg of Eddie's DNA time travelling will take him forward 140,000 years

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to some time before 60,000 years ago.

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By then, modern humans had colonised the enormous continent of Africa

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in search of more hospitable places to live.

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This, despite an estimated total population of no more than 20,000 people.

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Scientists have DNA tested traditional communities

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and with the results have created a map to show how humans migrated across the world.

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Dr Jim Wilson is now using this information to discover where Eddie's maternal line travelled.

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Eddie's next key marker gave birth to the L3 branch.

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This is seen today particularly in East Africa along the shores of the Red Sea.

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About 40% or more of the people there today share this marker with Eddie,

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so it seems like his ancestors must have moved through this region at some point in the past,

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but what's really interesting is the next marker after that, which produced the N branch.

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This is not really seen in Africa today. It actually arose in Arabia.

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So we think this points to the place where modern humans first left Africa

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at some point before 60,000 years ago.

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Eddie's travelling 5,000 kilometres across the continent to the small country of Djibouti.

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He wants to reach the place where modern humans probably first left Africa,

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a narrowing of the Red Sea known as the Bab-el-Mandeb Strait.

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The route passes through some of Africa's harshest terrain.

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At 157 metres below sea level, Lake Assal is the lowest place in Africa.

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It is also saltier than the Dead Sea.

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RUMBLES OF THUNDER

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Who the hell comes here?! They dig up salt from here. People live here and work here.

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I'd prefer to be in Croydon.

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And I was feeling car sick and then fear goes into this... I don't want to be here.

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If you lived here, you'd go, "This is Mordor.

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"Mordor. My kind of town."

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If you don't know Mordor, it's the Lord of the Rings place

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where Mr Bad Guy lives, the guy with the one big eye.

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You would think that was the gods being angry - or having a bad tummy.

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"This is the gods angry. They're angry with YOU, Steve!"

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Anyway, I'll probably get hit by lightning.

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Despite his fear of getting fried by the gods, Eddie's determined to press on.

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Many of the inhabitants of this coastline share the genetic marker

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that suggests our ancestors passed through here.

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There's evidence these early modern humans were, for the first time, exploiting the marine environment.

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Deposits of shellfish from an archaeological site show they were harvesting the fruits of the sea.

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But Eddie's quest to reach the place the Izzards left Africa may have been thwarted.

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We're in a dust storm and you just can't see anything,

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so we don't know what we're going to hit, so we will stop for a while. Have sandwiches. A singsong.

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-#

-Ging gang...

-#

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It's a reminder of how resilient early modern humans must have been in order to survive.

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It's really tough. It's a tough land. It's tough now. We're not sure what the conditions were then,

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but it really is tough.

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Nicholas, who is driving us, decided to continue.

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He's just happy driving into the sand.

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We've got military people with us with guns,

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so we can shoot invisible sand monsters that come.

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After two hours, Eddie emerges from the sandstorm at his destination - the Bab-el-Mandeb Strait.

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He's just 35 kilometres from the Arabian country of Yemen

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where it's thought modern humans first stepped outside Africa.

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Bizarrely, the Yemen is also where Eddie himself was born.

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Today, on the African side of the Bab-el-Mandeb Strait,

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fishing is still as important as it was to our ancestors.

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To explore what life might have been like around 60,000 years ago, Eddie is off to help catch some fish

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accompanied by his translator, Fatima.

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They are meeting Noria Ahmed Suli. She is one of just three fisherwomen in the whole of Djibouti.

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Noria, who is from Djibouti, an Afar woman,

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which is very close to the Yemeni people... Yemen is just over there.

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And she's the captain. You can see it in her face that she's a "can do" woman.

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So how long has she been a fisherwoman?

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-20 years.

-20 years? And what was she doing before?

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-FATIMA TRANSLATES I have faced so many problems, I became a fisherwoman.

-Oh, right.

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I married and I was happy with my family, with my children at my home.

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The war happened in Obock. The civil war.

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-So civil war happened? And after that she became a fisherwoman?

-Yes.

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Where does she sell the fish that she catches?

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Only in Yemen?

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Here they pay 250. There they pay 1,000 francs.

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-OK, so four times as much.

-Yes.

-And when she goes to Yemen, does she go over? That is the route?

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-She goes in this boat to Yemen.

-Yes.

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Does she speak Arabic?

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I speak Arabic well. Somali also.

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All I can say is...

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How many fish do you think here?

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-More than a hundred.

-More than a hundred fish.

0:28:080:28:13

You've got to get the fish out of the nets, which is really tricky.

0:28:150:28:20

I got one. Where do we throw it?

0:28:230:28:25

Every day, Noria follows the same route our ancestors probably took when they left Africa.

0:28:250:28:32

The Bab-el-Mandeb is still a highway to Arabia.

0:28:320:28:36

Bon voyage!

0:28:360:28:38

No one knows for sure why modern humans left Africa,

0:28:450:28:49

but our innate curiosity and environmental change may have been two important factors.

0:28:490:28:56

It's thought global cooling - an ice age - meant sea levels were lower at this time.

0:28:560:29:02

Perhaps the shorter distance made the crossing more attractive.

0:29:020:29:06

Some scientists believe only a handful of people made the initial crossing.

0:29:080:29:13

Remarkably, it's thought that only two women gave birth to the rest of humanity outside Africa.

0:29:130:29:19

One maternal line reached Australia,

0:29:190:29:22

but Eddie's took a different route and headed towards Europe.

0:29:220:29:27

That's the journey that humanity took,

0:29:270:29:31

60,000-70,000 years ago. Maybe just 200 people. Two women.

0:29:310:29:35

My mother's line, which is not only mine, but everybody's line,

0:29:350:29:40

became European.

0:29:400:29:42

So we all have problems whether we're British or we're European.

0:29:420:29:47

Or British European as I consider myself. When, in fact, we're all coming from one mother

0:29:470:29:52

who came across here and gave birth to nearly everyone in Europe.

0:29:520:29:57

Political unrest has prevented Eddie from making the crossing to the Yemen.

0:29:590:30:04

Frustratingly, he can't follow directly in the footsteps of modern humans as they left Africa

0:30:040:30:10

-or visit his own birthplace.

-My dad and my mum met there. It's very important to us.

0:30:100:30:16

Mum working as a nurse for BP, Dad as an accountant.

0:30:160:30:21

And so it means a lot. My brother was born there, I was born there. My mum died six years later.

0:30:210:30:26

And we have these cine film memories of Mum and Dad there.

0:30:270:30:32

It's in here and, bizarrely, just happens to be the place where the exodus of humanity went through.

0:30:320:30:39

This is it.

0:30:390:30:41

The birthplace of the exodus. The first exodus.

0:30:410:30:45

It's time for Eddie to leave his and our shared African roots behind.

0:30:470:30:52

This is now the story of those of us who spread out across the rest of the world.

0:30:520:30:58

Jim Wilson has been investigating where Eddie's female ancestors went

0:30:580:31:03

after this momentous moment in human history.

0:31:030:31:07

It means jumping forward another 42,000 years.

0:31:070:31:11

Eddie's next significant marker, which gave birth to the T2 branch,

0:31:110:31:16

originated about 18,000 years ago.

0:31:160:31:19

Today it's most common in populations in the Middle East and Turkey.

0:31:190:31:25

So it seems that Eddie's ancestors are likely to have moved north,

0:31:250:31:30

probably following the fertile crescent which runs from the Persian Gulf up to Turkey.

0:31:300:31:37

It seems like they were still there for one of the most significant turning points in human history -

0:31:370:31:43

the birth of agriculture about 10,500 years ago.

0:31:430:31:48

'Farming meant an abundance of new foods

0:31:480:31:52

'and a more settled lifestyle. In a way, it's the birth of civilisation

0:31:520:31:57

'and it's here that something very interesting happened to Eddie's and many of our ancestors' genes.

0:31:570:32:03

'The next step on your mother line journey is to go to Turkey.

0:32:030:32:08

'You're going to learn more there about how agriculture took hold.

0:32:080:32:13

-'You're also going to learn where your blue eyes came from.'

-My blue eyes? That is very interesting.

0:32:130:32:19

Thank you very much, Dr Jim.

0:32:190:32:22

It'll be good to go to Turkey. My parents went on honeymoon to Turkey, to Istanbul.

0:32:220:32:28

To explore his ancestors' roots in agriculture, Eddie's travelling to Turkey's Black Sea coast.

0:32:310:32:37

Turkey has some of the earliest archaeological evidence for the domestication of cattle and sheep.

0:32:380:32:45

This area is still known for dairy farming.

0:32:450:32:49

Some of the people here share Eddie's marker.

0:32:490:32:53

Eddie's meeting farmer Fatima Tezcan and her family, who are carrying on the tradition.

0:32:530:32:59

-So do I need to hold?

-Yeah, you can hold.

0:32:590:33:03

Local guide Buket Sahin joins Eddie to translate.

0:33:080:33:12

-How often do they milk the goats?

-Every morning.

0:33:120:33:16

Do you make cheese from this milk?

0:33:160:33:19

She makes her own home-made yoghurt,

0:33:200:33:22

-home-made butter.

-Right.

0:33:220:33:26

-All different kind of cheeses.

-From the goat's milk.

-Yes.

0:33:260:33:30

Milk is especially useful for Fatima's family.

0:33:300:33:35

Her son had a tumour in his brain.

0:33:350:33:38

-She thinks goat milk is much healthier, especially for children with diseases.

-Right.

0:33:390:33:45

The domestication of animals gave humans a valuable new food source from dairy products,

0:33:450:33:51

but there was a hitch.

0:33:510:33:53

Adults in many early agricultural communities were intolerant to milk.

0:33:530:33:57

Genetics came to the rescue.

0:33:570:34:00

-What exactly is this, Fatima?

-Aryan.

0:34:010:34:05

And what is it made of?

0:34:050:34:07

-Goat milk yoghurt, water and salt.

-I'll just have a bit of this.

0:34:080:34:13

Eddie and most Europeans can digest milk due to a genetic change that occurred around this time.

0:34:130:34:19

It means we can process dairy products beyond infancy, whereas many people elsewhere can't.

0:34:190:34:25

I can taste yoghurty in there. Really nice and fresh. And a salty aftertaste. Thank you.

0:34:250:34:32

'When I was a teenager, I used to drink a litre a day. I loved milk. I still do.'

0:34:320:34:37

I thought I might be becoming Chalk Boy, the Calcium Kid.

0:34:370:34:41

This ability to digest milk wasn't the only genetic change to occur to Eddie's family around this time.

0:34:420:34:49

You have blue eyes, I have blue eyes. Do others in your family?

0:34:500:34:55

-Her father, all her siblings and both of her children has blue eyes.

-Yeah, cool.

0:34:550:35:02

Eddie's guide Buket discusses the most up-to-date theory on the remarkable origin of blue eyes.

0:35:030:35:10

-A recent study by a team of genetic researchers in Copenhagen University...

-OK.

0:35:100:35:16

..everyone with blue eyes can be traced back to Black Sea coast, 10,000 years ago.

0:35:160:35:22

-Everyone with blue eyes can be traced back to Black Sea?

-Yes.

-Wow.

-A single person.

-Very curious.

0:35:220:35:28

Blue eyes originating in one person isn't the only surprise.

0:35:280:35:32

Both parents need to give blue-eyed genes to their offspring.

0:35:330:35:37

So given that even today most of us are brown-eyed, the trait shouldn't survive at all.

0:35:380:35:44

-Why doesn't it die out?

-One of the most popular theories is

0:35:440:35:49

that it is very attractive and when there was a shortage of men,

0:35:490:35:53

as they were hunters at the time, women with blue eyes were more desirable.

0:35:530:35:59

So it's the sexual selection and it's very attractive, like the gorgeous eyes you have.

0:35:590:36:05

Oh?

0:36:050:36:07

I always miss eye colours. Do you notice eye colours? Women tend to notice better than men.

0:36:070:36:13

Well, I do. Even if you look at Hollywood, the legendary people like Sinatra,

0:36:130:36:19

-Elvis, you know, Paul Newman.

-So blue eyes,

0:36:190:36:24

which only turned up about 10,000 years ago, roughly, it's just sexual attraction.

0:36:240:36:29

People saying, "Hey, let's shag the man or woman with the blue eyes and have babies."

0:36:290:36:35

For whatever reason, blue eyes have persisted. They're doing the rounds.

0:36:350:36:41

So where did the milk-drinking Izzards take their blue eyes next?

0:36:470:36:52

Their adventure in agriculture led to Europe.

0:36:530:36:57

The most likely place they entered was the Bosphorus Straits,

0:36:570:37:01

where Asia and Europe are separated by just a narrow stretch of water.

0:37:010:37:06

A million and a half people still make this crossing every day.

0:37:080:37:13

My ancestors came across here, maybe Hawaii 5-0 style,

0:37:150:37:19

maybe with sails. And it was right here.

0:37:190:37:23

On the European side, Eddie can't resist staying in the hotel where his parents honeymooned.

0:37:270:37:33

-Tuba Atis is a manager at the hotel.

-Really happy to accommodate you.

0:37:380:37:42

This is the previous Divan here. And your family stayed here, 904.

0:37:420:37:47

-Oh, really?

-Yes.

-How do you know?

-We searched the...

-The records?

0:37:470:37:52

-Yes, the records.

-Oh, wow.

-This is the same room you're staying.

-The same room.

0:37:520:37:57

-Can I take these pictures back to my dad?

-Of course. This is for you.

0:37:570:38:02

Wow.

0:38:020:38:04

'I'm in Room 904.'

0:38:040:38:06

I don't know if you remember the room, but it was this one.

0:38:060:38:11

-'Yeah, that's to get the view. A good view of the Bosphorus.'

-I've got a bit of a view,

0:38:110:38:16

but the Hyatt Hotel has come along and built a bloody great hotel in the way.

0:38:160:38:22

Also, Mum's actual heritage comes through Istanbul, where you were.

0:38:220:38:26

-'Really?'

-So that's just another irony.

-'Are you keeping well?'

0:38:260:38:31

Yeah. We were all kind of knackered.

0:38:310:38:34

-'All right, mate. Thanks for the call.'

-No problem. Bye.

0:38:340:38:39

Around 7,500 years ago, Eddie's mum's line probably moved into Europe

0:38:400:38:46

as part of the Agricultural Revolution.

0:38:460:38:49

'The spread of farming into Europe is a bit like the scramble for land'

0:38:490:38:54

in the Wild West.

0:38:540:38:56

With something around 8 million people in the world at the time,

0:38:560:39:00

many of them in the Middle East, there was a continuous pressure for new land for agriculture.

0:39:000:39:06

It looks like there were two main migration routes into the continent.

0:39:090:39:14

One into Central Europe, following the main river valleys,

0:39:140:39:18

and another hugging the Mediterranean shore.

0:39:180:39:21

Eddie's direct lineage headed north-west into the heart of the continent,

0:39:210:39:27

but before he explores where they went, he's first going to check out what happened

0:39:270:39:33

to ancestral cousins who entered Europe along its southern fringes.

0:39:330:39:37

Over the next 5,000 years, they settled in some very interesting places.

0:39:370:39:43

-'Hello?'

-Dr Jim. Where am I off to next?

0:39:460:39:50

-'You're going to Pompeii.'

-Pompeii?

0:39:500:39:54

'Pompeii in some way is representative of the next stage where great civilisations develop,

0:39:540:40:00

'all entirely based on agriculture.'

0:40:000:40:04

So we're going there at a time that's before it blew up?

0:40:040:40:09

-'Just around 79AD, I think.'

-Oh.

0:40:090:40:12

-OK. We're going there the Tuesday before the explosion.

-'Exactly.'

-Right.

0:40:120:40:17

'Pompeii will be exciting. I've been intrigued to see Pompeii for years.

0:40:190:40:24

'I think I'm quite good at imagining what it would be like to be there as a Roman. Fascinating.'

0:40:240:40:30

By 79AD, Pompeii was a flourishing Roman town in southern Italy of 20,000 people.

0:40:310:40:38

But its residents were unaware that they were sitting on an active volcano.

0:40:390:40:45

Here Eddie won't be hanging out with modern-day descendants of his ancestors.

0:40:490:40:55

He'll be meeting genetic cousins who died nearly 2,000 years ago.

0:40:550:41:00

His guide is anatomist Professor Maciej Henneberg.

0:41:020:41:05

Before Eddie meets his long-dead relatives, Maciej wants to show him one of the delights of lost Pompeii.

0:41:050:41:12

So...shagging. This is a house of sex?

0:41:170:41:21

-Yes. People came here for entertainment.

-OK.

0:41:210:41:26

And they had paintings showing what is happening here.

0:41:260:41:31

-This was done on stone.

-That's doggie style there.

0:41:310:41:35

Yes. They are showing various sexual positions,

0:41:370:41:41

-which is fairly similar to what one can see on the internet today.

-Yes.

-Actually.

0:41:410:41:47

-And they are showing some curiosities, like people with double penis, for example.

-Oh, really?

0:41:470:41:54

-Is that a medical thing?

-Yes, it is. I'm an anatomist. I study anatomical variations.

-OK.

0:41:540:42:00

Both double vagina and double penis happen.

0:42:000:42:04

Mm?

0:42:040:42:05

OK. That sounds crazy.

0:42:050:42:08

-And the beds are telling us how small people were.

-Oh, right.

0:42:080:42:12

-Yeah.

-It shows us people were, on average, about 100mm, 10cms, shorter

0:42:150:42:22

than we are today.

0:42:220:42:24

Then there is a toilet. Romans were much more open about the toilet.

0:42:240:42:30

-For example, they had communal toilets.

-A lot of people actually sat right here in this very space,

0:42:300:42:37

doing a poo, having a chat and saying, "I'll be right back in for a bit of number four.

0:42:370:42:45

"And a bit of that old number two. Two and a bit of four."

0:42:450:42:50

-And food is across the road.

-"I'll have a poo, have some sex and then go and get a McDonalds."

0:42:500:42:57

Eddie has come to Pompeii's laboratory to meet his relatives.

0:43:060:43:11

They couldn't give a spit sample, so their ancient DNA was extracted from their teeth.

0:43:110:43:17

This fellow is your genetic cousin.

0:43:190:43:22

Sadly, he was born with a congenital problem,

0:43:230:43:28

so he had this tilted head, which is called torticollis.

0:43:280:43:32

-Torticollis.

-A nerve to his neck muscles was damaged

0:43:320:43:37

because somebody helping the baby to be born pulled his head too much.

0:43:370:43:42

And therefore we both share something with him. You share his genes and I shared his condition.

0:43:420:43:49

-Oh, really?

-Until I was 12, I walked like this.

0:43:490:43:53

-Otherwise, he was quite a handsome fellow, as most people sharing your genes are.

-This is what I heard.

0:43:530:43:59

Yes!

0:43:590:44:01

Eddie's genetic cousin died in 79AD

0:44:020:44:05

when a volcanic eruption overwhelmed Pompeii.

0:44:050:44:09

Logically, people were leaving. Why did this family stay?

0:44:110:44:16

I think we discovered why and here's the answer. She's also your cousin.

0:44:160:44:21

A young woman, about 17 years of age.

0:44:210:44:26

-She was 17?

-She was 17 at the moment of her death.

0:44:260:44:31

-And she carried a baby...

-Right.

-..in her belly.

0:44:310:44:35

And the baby was just about to be born. It was the last month of pregnancy.

0:44:350:44:41

So the family says, "We have to stay with you." And she was huddled in a corner of the room,

0:44:410:44:47

protecting her baby,

0:44:480:44:50

holding a bunch of coins to her breast, wearing heavy jewellery that stained her bones -

0:44:500:44:57

the shoulder blades, the forearm bones,

0:44:570:45:01

and her head is stained, too, so she had some kind of a headdress.

0:45:010:45:06

OK, this is all kind of fascinating and tragic at the same time.

0:45:060:45:12

Thirteen members of the same extended family died together.

0:45:140:45:19

Eddie wants to visit the place where it happened.

0:45:210:45:25

This is huge.

0:45:250:45:27

The house belonged to Caius Julius Polybius, a former slave and successful politician.

0:45:290:45:35

They were lying here in this room.

0:45:350:45:38

The old man on the floor

0:45:380:45:42

and next to him a teenage boy.

0:45:420:45:45

And the boy was holding the father's hand. They must have been already afraid.

0:45:450:45:50

And at the feet of the teenage boy a younger boy, a few years old.

0:45:500:45:55

And eventually they were covered by more and more of the ash.

0:45:560:46:01

And this is the other room where the rest of the family died.

0:46:030:46:08

Here was the 17-year-old young woman,

0:46:080:46:13

covered in her finery and with the baby in her belly.

0:46:130:46:18

That's where she

0:46:180:46:21

eventually died.

0:46:210:46:23

Not a great way to go.

0:46:280:46:30

They found about 20cm of ash in the rooms, which would have blown in.

0:46:320:46:38

If you think about how snow works. The ash must have been about here.

0:46:380:46:43

They must have been wading through the ash. A baby was going to be born.

0:46:430:46:48

And then they died.

0:46:480:46:50

Eddie's journey has already covered nearly 200,000 years of human history.

0:46:550:47:00

The landscape of towns, streets and houses, of civilisation,

0:47:010:47:06

is becoming much more familiar.

0:47:060:47:09

'I feel like I've been taken inside

0:47:090:47:12

'a real Latin, Roman life

0:47:120:47:14

'and that links to my mother's line.

0:47:150:47:18

'Just touching the walls is really close.'

0:47:210:47:25

Eddie's genetic cousins settled in southern Europe,

0:47:270:47:31

but his direct ancestors appear to have followed a more northerly route

0:47:310:47:35

through central Europe on their migration to Britain.

0:47:350:47:39

Eddie's next key marker shows that this direct maternal line had, by the time of the Pompeii eruption,

0:47:390:47:45

moved into northern Europe.

0:47:450:47:47

'We're getting to a really exciting stage of the genetic journey.

0:47:490:47:53

'As we get closer in space and time to Eddie's family in Britain,

0:47:530:47:57

'we can be more specific about the ancestral journey.

0:47:570:48:01

'This is because the more recent markers are shared by fewer people.'

0:48:010:48:06

Of the 69 markers in Eddie's maternal line DNA,

0:48:060:48:10

this next one is the 67th.

0:48:100:48:13

This means that we're looking for living people who share an ancestor with Eddie

0:48:130:48:19

less than 100 generations ago.

0:48:190:48:22

'We've found another marker that seems to originate much further north.

0:48:220:48:28

'This marker is only about 2,000 years old

0:48:280:48:33

'and the really interesting thing is that this group seems to be focused in Scandinavia.

0:48:330:48:39

'Your mother's mother's mother's people were Vikings.'

0:48:390:48:43

Oh!

0:48:430:48:45

'What you're going to do now is meet people who are directly related to you in Denmark.'

0:48:480:48:55

Eddie has come to the ancient Viking capital and port of Roskilde.

0:48:570:49:01

He is meeting Lars Lundin and his sister, Anne Persdottir.

0:49:020:49:07

Lars recently gave a saliva sample to science.

0:49:080:49:12

Jim then found him on the database, one of only ten matches.

0:49:120:49:16

-OK, well...

-Cheers.

-Cheers.

0:49:160:49:20

He and his sister share a direct maternal ancestor with Eddie from around 2,000 years ago.

0:49:200:49:26

That's less than 70 generations.

0:49:260:49:29

-We share a mother from... Are there similarities between us?

-Yes.

-Should be interesting.

0:49:290:49:35

I love football, mathematics. I did maths up to university level, but then didn't...

0:49:350:49:40

Mathematics. That's Lars.

0:49:400:49:43

I also studied math. I took a PhD in Applied Math

0:49:430:49:46

-and did a post doc afterwards for two years.

-I ran 43 marathons.

0:49:460:49:51

-43?!

-In 51 days. About three years ago.

0:49:510:49:55

We ran a marathon together. I did a total of 13 marathons, but over a time of 15 years.

0:49:550:50:03

Which is an impressive record. I apologise for coming with 43.

0:50:030:50:08

-That's all right.

-I think because Izzard is my father's name,

0:50:080:50:13

half your genetics is your mother's side so you tend to ignore that and say, "What did the Izzards do?"

0:50:130:50:20

I don't know that much about Mum's side. To find I have a Viking link, that is fascinating.

0:50:200:50:26

The closest Eddie can get to his mum's Viking roots is to put himself in the place of his ancestors...

0:50:300:50:37

Just lean forward and you pull.

0:50:380:50:41

..as they prepare to lay waste to a swathe of Britain.

0:50:410:50:45

Perfect.

0:50:460:50:47

From 793AD, the Vikings began to raid Britain.

0:50:470:50:52

Their secret weapon was the longship.

0:50:520:50:56

Its shallow keel meant they didn't need harbours. They could row onto the shore.

0:50:560:51:02

Not too fast.

0:51:030:51:05

A little bit, yeah, like that. Then more power in each stroke.

0:51:050:51:10

Rowing is exhausting, so the Vikings used sail power when they could.

0:51:100:51:16

What we do is we use our weight, so go forwards and then we pull backwards like that.

0:51:160:51:22

-Then you fall onto me.

-OK.

-Then you push it towards the hole so she can take back the slack.

-OK.

0:51:220:51:29

-And pull.

-Oops.

-That's too much.

0:51:290:51:32

-We will just go...

-Don't I fall on you?

-Not yet.

0:51:340:51:38

Down there and push it.

0:51:380:51:40

- And one more time. - Careful!

0:51:450:51:49

That'll do me.

0:51:490:51:51

-Yes?

-Let's go back.

0:51:510:51:53

-How many hours would it take?

-To England? With the right wind, it would take them about three days.

0:51:530:51:59

Eddie takes over the controls.

0:52:020:52:04

-Ah...

-Turn the ship slowly.

0:52:080:52:11

-Do you do hand signals?

-You're turning the rudder a little bit too much. Careful!

0:52:110:52:16

-A little bit more gently on it. Yes.

-I wanted to do an extreme one so it showed up onscreen.

0:52:160:52:22

Yeah, that's much better.

0:52:220:52:24

I feel very close to my Viking heritage.

0:52:270:52:29

The obviously went over and did a lot of killing and pillaging, which wasn't so good,

0:52:290:52:35

but it's fun to have a Viking link.

0:52:350:52:38

Despite the reputation for rape and pillage,

0:52:390:52:43

Eddie's maternal ancestry suggests Viking families came to Britain

0:52:430:52:48

as part of a second wave of immigration.

0:52:480:52:52

Maybe they got a boat right here. Maybe someone from my family got on a boat right here

0:52:520:52:58

and went across and killed someone who was over there! And said, "Can we steal your house?" Yeah.

0:52:580:53:04

Anyway, now I've got to go back to Britain to see where this leads.

0:53:040:53:09

It'll be so interesting to find some sort of link through my mum's side of the family coming in.

0:53:090:53:15

Jim has been searching the database for matches to Eddie's next significant marker,

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which will bring him back to the UK.

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He's compared it to the DNA of 12,000 individuals

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who submitted to a full exhaustive test of their mother line DNA.

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He found four matches and he's arranged for Eddie to meet one.

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The match is so recent and so rare that it has yet to be given a name.

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You're going to meet two sisters, your nearest genetic cousins on your mother's side.

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They're in Northamptonshire. You share an ancestor with them

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-at some point in the last 500-1,000 years.

-Oh?

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'So probably your ancestor came prior to that, which would fit in rather well with the Viking age.

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'So you're really very close genetically.'

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-Hello.

-Hi. I'm Jackie.

-Hello. What's your name?

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-Hi, I'm Jill.

-Hello, Jill. Apparently, we're related.

-Yes.

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-Through genetics and stuff.

-That's pretty interesting.

-Can I come into your house?

-Sure!

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The sisters share a common maternal ancestor with Eddie, possibly as few as 20 generations ago.

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We are ancestral cousins.

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-Yeah, when you think of all these thousands of years, it's amazing.

-Yeah.

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We're quite close as relatives. I thought we'd be Anglo-Saxons, being blonde and blue-eyed.

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-Right. But you didn't think Viking?

-No, never Viking.

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I was excited when they said Viking.

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-But they were killers.

-They were actually terrible people.

-I know.

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But everybody wants to be a Viking.

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My mother died when I was a kid, so it's interesting to have this all opened, the mother's line.

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This newly-found link to his mum encourages Eddie to tell the sisters about the impact of her death.

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You become this emotionally cut-down person, but you deal with things as you're used to being on your own.

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I always think something bad could happen, so you don't get surprised.

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-You never go crazy in case something goes the other way.

-That's sad.

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-Did you say you've got children?

-I've got 42. No, I haven't got any.

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I have no kids,

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but I'm going to get some from a shop.

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-You are funny.

-On a good day.

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-Thanks for doing this. Cheers. Nice to meet you.

-Thanks.

0:56:040:56:08

-Thanks for the cup of tea.

-We'll feed you, if you like.

-I think we'll be fine.

0:56:080:56:14

'I was looking into their faces to see if I could see myself.

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'Not essentially, but they seemed very young at heart and lively. I identify with that.

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'It's fascinating to meet people with whom I so recently share ancestry.'

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In the lab, Jim has one final surprise for Eddie.

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He's been looking for matches to Eddie's most recent marker.

0:56:370:56:42

It's actually incredible. We found that you had a marker in your DNA

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that no one else I've ever looked at carried. It's probably recent.

0:56:480:56:52

-It's unique.

-Yes! One tries to be special.

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It could just mean you're an idiot.

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-And none of the people had the change that we saw in your DNA, so it was quite exciting.

-Wow.

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-We're still working on this, Eddie. We don't know all the answers.

-Unique sounds cool.

-I told you!

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I believe that at some stage soon we will find a match to Eddie's unique mother line marker.

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We'll discover many more markers in his DNA and in our DNA. This is only the beginning for science.

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Five years ago, this ground-breaking journey would not have been possible.

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To suddenly have it spelt out like that is amazing.

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I knew my mum for six years and then she went and now I know these huge chunks of stuff

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going all the way back to Africa, through Turkey, up to Denmark

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and her lineage probably came in a thousand years ago.

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And the Vikings landed on the seas of Britain in weather like this

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and scared the bejesus out of everyone,

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but maybe my mum was in the second wave, accountant Vikings saying, "How many swords have you got?"

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'To find out now about my father's life. That will be very interesting, to put those two together.

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'I'm interested in what goes together in me of my mother and my father, and where he comes from.'

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Next time, Eddie discovers how the male Izzards battled with the Ice Age

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and slept with an alien species.

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-Oh, sorry, mate.

-You can't get much more masculine than that.

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