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North of the city centre is a Manchester suburb called Harpurhey. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
They say the area's just full of rough families. I don't think it's such a bad place. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
Ten years ago, a government report branded it the most deprived neighbourhood in England. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
-It's a simple question I asked. -Yeah, and I'm trying to answer it. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Things have got a bit better since then, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
but life round here is still no bed of roses. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
There's a local saying, "They'd steal the shit out of your arse." | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Not cos they want it, just so you haven't got it. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Half the people have no qualifications. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
You! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
And antisocial behaviour is rife. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
-Are you the neighbour from hell? -Probably, yeah. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
People round here might not be the poshest but they're not lacking in spirit. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
We call ourselves The Dysfunctionals. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
They're just trying to get on with life. Be themselves. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
I ain't driving the van like this. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
And follow their dreams. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I'm a different person when I'm acting. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Tis true that a good play needs no epilogue. SHE WHISTLES | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
For one long summer, the young people of Harpurhey let us into their secret world. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
# I have a penis! I shake it in the morning # | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
-Sharing the good times. -Megan Fox, eat your heart out. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-And the bad. -Hello! Go and find another street to go and terrorise. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
This is how it really feels growing up the hard way. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
You might think you know people like us | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
but you don't know nothing yet! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
This week, nine newborn puppies | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
strain relationships in the Wakefield family. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-And dad Paul walks out. -He's got to come home today. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
My favourite saying to her now is, "Kaz, are these yours?" | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Landlord Nik and tenant Pidge face off in an eviction battle. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
And mates Arroll and Patrick | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
prepare for their first holiday abroad together. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
My idea of a good holiday is getting tanned all day | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
with carrot oil dripping off your tits. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
The Wishy Washy launderette has been run by Amber and Maddy's parents, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Karen and Paul, for the past six years. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Paul's my stepdad, but he has been there since I was very young. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
He's always cleaning the machines out, folding the clothes, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
putting the washing in. He's always busy. SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Amber's mum Karen has a problem with her back, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
so she can't work in the launderette. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
That doesn't stop her overseeing operations. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-That could be a load of ball-bag fluff. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
You're messing with somebody's foreskin. I bet there's loads. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
You don't know what you're touching. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Do you want to shut up? I'm the one that's stuck here. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-Could be sniffing up somebody's pubic hair. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Sorry. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
Karen and Paul spend all day together at work and at home. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
For Paul, there's no escaping the women in his life. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
You need some of this on. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
He gets stressed cos he lives in the house with three women, but he also lives with the Wakefield women. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:24 | |
Even the dog at one point was a girl. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
So he had to get a male dog just to keep him company. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
Are you getting dressed? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-I am now. -Make some noise so I can hear you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
There's three girls, and every one of them do my head in. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
They do it purposely. They're always trying to pick out things, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
you know, just to nag at me about. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Get down. Get down now. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Ooh, god! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
What's wrong with you now, Psycho Sid? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
And you, I've just emptied that ashtray. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
You're in my house, my living room, smoking me house to death. Go down. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Move it! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
You're the reason why we're always decorating. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
-Your bad, bad smoking habit. -Oh, come on! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Shut up! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
They're always arguing. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
There's full-on arguing every couple of months. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Then they're always bickering, it's just always moaning. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
SHE BANGS ON WINDOW | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
The washing. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Hey, I tell you now, lad, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
sort your bloody moods out else you're not coming to work. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Half a mile down the road lives Paul. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Known to his mates as Pidge. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
He's recently moved out of his mum's house | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
and is living on his own for the first time. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
In the five-bedroom shared house, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Pidge rents his own room, which he decorated himself. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
This is the only room in the house where I've been in actually, I think. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:04 | |
Er, this is where I just come to spark | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
and keep me way out the rest of the house. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
£65 a week I pay for this. This room, basically. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
There's water comes through me fire alarm, water comes through me fire alarm. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Unemployed Pidge trained as a chef, but he's barely ventured into the shared kitchen yet. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
This is a death kitchen. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I wouldn't attempt to cook in here. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Not at all. I'll go to me sister's on Brentford Street. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Or me mum's. I'm not at all cooking in this. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Wouldn't touch this kitchen even if someone paid me to. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
After only eight weeks in the house, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Pidge's landlord is trying to evict him following complaints about loud parties. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
To register his disapproval, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Pidge has staged a dirty protest. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
This is the garden. I brought everything out of the back garden what I cleaned up, | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
which he was meant to have got a skip for a month ago. This would've all been moved. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
I put it all back cos he's being a twat with me. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm just giving him a bit back himself. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
What it is, is against me. I've been arrested | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
seven times since I've lived here and I've only lived here eight weeks. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
I've lived here eight weeks and I've been arrested seven times. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
They arrest me for stuff I've not done. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
In a back bedroom a previous tenant's dog has left a mess for the landlord to clean up, too | 0:06:26 | 0:06:33 | |
And then there's the landlord. There he is, sat next to his nappy. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:39 | |
Horrible bastard. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Pidge's house is owned by Nik Taylor, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
a private landlord who owns 15 houses in Manchester. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
There's nine houses on the street, | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
they're all mine except for number two, which is up for sale. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
I tried buying it a few years ago, then they stopped doing mortgages for a bit. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
Nik owns houses in London but he started buying property in Harpurhey | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
almost ten years ago because of the low prices. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
He's targeted tenants who claim local housing allowance to cover their rent. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
The two well-known local expressions is about people haven't got shit for brains | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
And the other one is about what they steal, they say, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
"Oh, people would steal the snot out of your nose." | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
The other one is, they say, "They'd steal the shit out of your arse." | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Not cos they want it, just so that you haven't got it. It's no good to them. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:48 | |
Nik served an eviction notice on his most difficult tenant. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
But Pidge is staying put and will wait until the case comes to court. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
I shall not move. I'm going to go to the Citizen's Advice Bureau. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
They've already told me not to move. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
They told me straight to me face, do not move, said just stay there. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
They can't kick you out. He's got to get you in court. I'm just going to wait for a court date. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
I shall not be moved till me court date. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
It'll cost him money, but I'll do it that way, | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
I'm not going to move out. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
Play him at his own game, ten times better. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
MUSIC: "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Well, I can't even see what I'm doing. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Oh! Turn it down now. You know what I'm like about noise. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Do not care. # At ill He real, he might gotta deal | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
# He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
# He cold, he dope He might sell coke # | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Let's have some chocolate. -No! -Stop it. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
Maddy, have you got CJ? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
YAPPING | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Up the road from Pidge's, the Wakefields have had some unexpected new arrivals in their family. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
Three weeks ago, their two boxers, Crystal and Casper, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
had nine puppies. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Paul's in charge of looking after them until they can be found new homes. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
-I will miss the puppies. -I won't miss the smell. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
I hope you get me something for my birthday. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Er, no, don't even think about it. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I'm serious. we're not getting one. There will be no puppy in a box. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
No. I bet you seriously think there's going to be one. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
I swear on my life, no, no puppy in a box. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Not even without a box. No puppy. We've got two dogs, I'm not having three. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
-Oh. -It's all right for you, it's your dad who does everything. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
-I want Fluffy! -No. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
The smell was horrific. We had about 50 air fresheners on the windowsill. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
One of them jumped on me leg and, because I tried to get it off, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
its teeth dug right down my leg and ripped the whole of my pants off. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
I was up to me knees in shit. I never smelt anything like it. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
Maddy's making the most of her time with her new friends. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
When did you grow teeth? Oi! Answer my question, when did you grow teeth? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
Answer it. Don't look guilty. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Eh! Ow! Me nose. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
But, with no buyers for the puppies on the horizon, Paul's workload shows no sign of letting up. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:21 | |
Hairdresser Arroll and call-centre worker Patrick | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
have been best mates for a year and bonded over their shared love of beauty treatments. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Eyebrows, lashes, spray tan, Wow Brows, facials, pedicures, manicures. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
-Teeth whitening. -Teeth whitening. Hair cut. -Contact lenses. -Contact lenses. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Basically, I'm just fake as fuck. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
We bounce off each other. That was the reason we clicked. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
He's got a similar sense of humour as me. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
He says something, then I'll pick up on what he means. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Then I can bounce off him and he can bounce off me. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Before you know, we're rolling round in stitches, laughing. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Can't believe I'm talking to you when I look like this with one of these on. Look like me nana. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
The boys are planning their first holiday together, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
a boozy package trip to Greece with ten mates. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
I can't wait to go, we'll have such a good time. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I can't wait. I've not been for ten years. I've got me passport in me pocket, ready. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
Come back all brown, then you'll be like... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
I'll be blacker, cos I would have had a course at Fast Tan and a spray tan. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
-Burn-on tan sprays. -And tanning injections. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-And carrot juice. -And bronzer. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-You'll look like Dale Winton on crack. -St Moritz. -99p a litre, B&M. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:40 | |
-B&M bargains! -Can't beat it. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
From Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z in three seconds. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
When me and Arroll are talking, we talk that fast, people look at us and like they go... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
"We don't understand that." We speak really fast. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Shrek and Fiona. -Ah. -You love it! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
When I'm with him, I sometimes think, "Whoa, we need to calm down." | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
It's like we took three ounces of whizz and gone, "Bluh-bluh-bluh." | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
-I'm so relaxed, I feel all jellified. Do you? -You idiot. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:11 | |
Arroll's full-time job at a hair salon north of Harpurhey | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
means he's short on time to get into shape before Kavos. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Ideally, get the body of a god, and I don't mean Buddha. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
I've got that now, the Buddha belly. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
So I'm on protein shakes, skipping, gym. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
Swear I might as well just start sleeping in clingfilm, hadn't I? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Wrap it round me, bin bags and clingfilm. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Can't wait! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
It's going to just be a hardcore partying holiday. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
So it's going to be wake up, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
reach for the nearest pint, ain't it, really? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
My plan is not to let myself come down. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Once I start feeling ill, that'll be it then. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
So my plan is just to carry on and get as drunk and as rotten as I possibly can for the whole week. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:08 | |
Then come down when I... when I'm on me way home. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-Look at him, denim, denim and denim. -Denim and denim, you look so sexy. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:16 | |
Patrick's popped into town to get in some drinking practice with mates who are also going to Kavos. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
-Here's to six days till Chavos. -Six days! -Chavos! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
Seven days of pure filthy drinking. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-We should do a booze cruise this year. -Definitely do a booze cruise. Just want to get there now. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:34 | |
I'm getting me eyebrows and hair done. I'm not getting a spray tan. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Once I've checked in, it's, right, get me the fucking vodka, neck it in Duty Free. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
Harpurhey is one of the highest crime areas in Manchester, | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
with antisocial behaviour and burglary | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
two of the most common offences. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
The area is policed by 43 officers, who operate out of a police station | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
in the heart of Harpurhey. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Damage to a gate at 462 Rochdale Road. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Jim, will you be able to pick that one up? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Yeah, I'll have a look at that this morning. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
24-year-old PC Jim Evans has been working the Harpurhey beat for two and a half years. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:21 | |
If anyone's mooching up and down Moston Lane as well. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-A couple of nights ago, I spoke to Karen at Wishy Washy. -Yeah. -The launderette. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
She's been having problems with a restaurant over the road. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Blokes are coming outside and just urinating on the street. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
They even took a slash up her car while she was in it before. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Practically speaking, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
I'd issue the fine once they've put their tackle away, though. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
-Yeah. -Just for health and safety purposes. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
They've got to sign as well. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
They've got to sign and if they've got one hand otherwise engaged | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
I wanted to be a fighter pilot when I were a kid. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I never really thought about the police until I was a bit older. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
I was working in a call centre and thought, "It's got to get better than this." | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Anything else happened? Anything else we need to be aware of? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Nothing involving us, no. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
# Cos it's a beautiful day! # | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
In my opinion, it's one of the best jobs out there. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
The more you get to know the area, the more you enjoy working it. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
There's something different going on every day, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
there's something new all the time. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
It's another day in paradise. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Should be the Harpurhey theme song. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Everybody out there | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
who wants to offend and commit crime on the Harpurhey area, don't! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:40 | |
Because we're coming to get you. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
# I'm sexy and I know it | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
# I'm sexy and I know it. # | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-Who's going first, me? -Me! -Thanks. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
To complete their holiday look, Arroll and Patrick have booked in | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
for the ultimate in plucked and waxed eyebrow perfection. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
The Wow Brow! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
It's definitely a gay thing. Actually, it's not. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
These days, people round here... It's just grooming, innit, really? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
-Grooming yourself. What's that word? -Metrosexual. -Metrosexual men do it. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
But you find that gay people have theirs more shaped and more... | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
I'm having Megan Fox eyebrows, me. Think Megan Fox, Transformers, done. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Think Beyonce, Sasha Fierce, Queen B. Thank you. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
I've got a friend who works at another salon. She said, "They do Wow Brows at your salon." | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
I was like, "Yeah." She was like, "We had HD brows, they was crap" | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
We was like, "Well, you know what I mean, come down for a Wow Brow." But she was buzzing. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:42 | |
Kate Middleton's got nice eyebrows. I reckon the Queen would look good with a Wow Brow. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
-Are they done? -Megan Fox, eat your heart out. Ooh, Megan who? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
At first, I didn't think there was a lot of gay people in the estate. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
They're popping up from nowhere, aren't they? Like, springing up. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
I'm not the only gay in our parade. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Mm-hmm. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
I'm gay, get over it. Your dad's probably gay. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Joke, he's not really. I don't think he is. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
They're fine. Wow Brows done. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Yeah, they're nice and defined and thick, not dead thin like pencils. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
I just walked in. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
At the supermarket on the main Harpurhey shopping precinct, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
Jim and colleagues have been called to deal with a pair of shoplifters | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
who were caught getting drunk on stolen booze. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Policeman, check this policeman. Fucking idiot, bruv, idiot. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
-Why are you kicking off? -Move out the way. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
They're arresting one of the culprits for behaving aggressively. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
You're not helping yourself here at all. Come on, get into the van. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
-Bob. -You're walking great now, eh? -I know. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
You! Little prick. You fucking bitch. You fucking...! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
He's head-butting the cage and he's got a head injury now. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-He's got a minor graze to his head. -Ryan, stop it! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
When someone's aggressive to that point, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
whether they're in cuffs or not, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
you can't take your eye off 'em, you don't know what will happen. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
BANGING | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-He's kicking, he's not head-butting any more. -Right. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
-We need to keep an eye on him. -Yeah. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
If you were frightened about it, then you'd never go to the jobs, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
and you couldn't be a decent police officer, really. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
After being given a slap on the wrist, | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
the thief's accomplice finds himself having to report a crime of his own. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
It appears the other lad | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
has had, I think he's had his bike nicked from outside Asda. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
So, it's, yeah, it's a bit of karmic justice I think, right there. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
I don't feel sorry for him. Serves him right, he shouldn't go nicking. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
Stop it, you'll hurt yourself. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
You need to sit down and calm down. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
I've lived a lot of different places around England. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
But Harpurhey's about people not working. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Only getting out of bed quite late in the day, | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
and smoking weed and going to bed really late. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
If you work, you're Polish or come from some other part of Britain to do the work. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
The locals can't work because they'd lose benefit if they did work. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
That's what the benefit culture is about. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
That's what you're paying your taxes for. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
They say it's just rough. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
They say the area's full of rough families. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
I don't think, in my point of view, that it's such a bad place. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
PATRICK: The best thing about being from round there | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
is how much community spirit is there. It sounds cheesy, | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
but people like to talk to people and people are really sociable. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
I think, in a weird sort of way, | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
a lot of people look out for each other in Harpurhey. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
If you've not got plenty of money, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
if you've not got material things. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
A lot of people in our parade have got mates and that's, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
you need to look at it, that's got to be a good thing. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Pidge has plenty of mates. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
While waiting for his eviction court date, he's determined to have fun. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
He's planning a big party tonight to celebrate his 21st birthday. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
Just putting it on me Facebook status. Party. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
Everyone wear no knickers and stuff. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Everyone gets laid every week at my parties. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
Loud music, loads of beer, | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
loads of girls, loads of guys, loads and loads, loads of drugs. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
This is the party destination. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
This is the love shack. This is the love shack, innit? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
Pidge is not the only local resident spreading the love this afternoon. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:14 | |
We've just been mooching around. We turned down a side street | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
And there's a car a-rocking and I don't want to go a-knocking! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:25 | |
They've been up to a bit of rumpy pumpy. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
We've given it a few minutes | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
cos I don't want to see that kind of thing. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-You decent? -Yeah. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
You sure? I gave you a good five minutes, yeah? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
What you up to down here, or need I ask? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Cornflake tart, you've come down here to eat a bit of cornflake tart? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
How come you're not in your driver's seat? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Yeah, move on. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Give 'em five minutes to move, shall we? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
-I don't know who's more embarrassed, them or me. -HE LAUGHS | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
There's a first time for everything. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
It's like getting a new Cub Scout badge, innit? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
The caught-in-the-act badge! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
# I call myself bacon! I... # | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
It's four in the afternoon at the Wakefields. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
We're all mad and just crazy. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Sometimes we can be nutters and do crazy things. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Like when I dress up as like a cow and run around Tesco and that. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
While the girls relax upstairs, Paul's got the dogs to look after | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
and now Karen's got him decorating the house. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
# Me, a name I call myself # | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
# Bacon, sausage, bean and egg and a bit of buttered bread | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-# A bit of buttered bread -# I said a bit of buttered bread -# A bit of buttered bread, yeah! # | 0:23:09 | 0:23:14 | |
So either got her friends staying or silly buds next door. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
It's an open house. Anybody can come in, tramps off the street, anyone. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
That's why we call ourselves The Dysfunctionals. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Yeah, we're not like a normal family. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
It's weird cos I know you can have dead loud houses and they're all dead, you know... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
You can get really horrible scally ones. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
We're all loud but we're also all right with it, aren't we? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
CBA Day we call it, Can't Be Arsed Day! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
You know when you don't have to do anything, even though I've got that much to do it's unbelievable. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:48 | |
You don't have to do anything, but Dad does! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Paul, he works very hard, we can't, like, fault him for that. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:57 | |
Once one room's been decorated, he goes into the next room. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Then that room, what he did previously, needs doing again. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
Once he gets up to do it, I'm not going to get up and do it because he's already up doing it. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:09 | |
# And a bit of buttered bread. # | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Fucking hell! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
I'm never sat down, you know. I've either got a mop stuck in one hand and a fucking bucket in the other, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:19 | |
Or, you know, it's fucking horrible, I can't stand it. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
Females, fucking hell! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Do without them for a while, know what I'm saying. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
I'd like to get the fuck out of here for a bit. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
This is a top song. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
MUSIC: "Handbags And Gladrags" by Stereophonics | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-Turn it up. -Right. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
'# Trying to make herself a bride... #' | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Do you like it? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
'# So what becomes of you my love?' | 0:24:46 | 0:24:52 | |
'# When they have finally stripped you of' | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
'# The handbags and the gladrags' | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
'# That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you. #' | 0:25:02 | 0:25:08 | |
Girls wear pyjamas everywhere. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Market, bingo, Asda, er, swimming baths, anywhere. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:15 | |
I'm sure people must get up, have a shower | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
and then put pyjamas on to go out in. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
A sign in the doctor's said, | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
-don't come in in your pyjamas or you won't be seen. -Yeah. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Everyone kept coming in in their pyjamas. And Asda. Nobody gets dressed. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
-Then did you see...? -I'm only dressed cos I'm here. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-And you wanted to... -Next week, I'll be in my nightgown and slippers. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:36 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
It's Friday night and Jim's colleagues Sheryl and Avril are on the late shift. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
Shocker! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
It is a grade one that we are going to. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Several youths fighting and throwing bottles | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
at each other and at passing vehicles. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
There are a couple of other patrols making their way there as well. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
-Ah, we got some runners. -'Male runner on.' | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
On a Friday night, it gets a bit lively, people have drinks, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
then the estate's flooded, there's people on it. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Everyone's running from the police. I sit there and have a laugh. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow your boots down. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Go home, before you find yourself spending Friday night | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
in a custody cell. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
When Jeremy Kyle's boring me, I just go to me bedroom window. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Stop raising your hands up to everybody. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Get him in for D and D. Watch his leg. Move him back, mate. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
The police are arresting a drunken youth to try and calm him down | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
after his aggressive behaviour threatens to get out of hand. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
I think, for the lasses, it's Lambrini. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
For the lads, cheap, cheerful Special Brew is always popular. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
And, er, you know, your nice White Lightning, nice strong cider. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
-What have you had tonight? -Not had nothing. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
There's been some sort of to-do on the estate. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
It's finding a fine line between trying to maintain peace in the area | 0:27:12 | 0:27:17 | |
and trying to look after your own safety, which can be quite difficult sometimes. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
It has been known that I have gone out in town and had a glass of wine or two in the past. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:26 | |
I have never got into a fight. I do ask the question why these people constantly find themselves... | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
Cos we do come across the same people time and time again... | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
So I ask the question, why they are constantly in these situations? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
I don't know why. Can you offer an answer to that? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
No. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:42 | |
It's 11 o'clock and half a mile up the road at Pidge's, | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
his 21st birthday party is just getting going. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Partying hardcore. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
Par-ty! | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Karl, you fucking legend. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
Sex, drugs and booze aren't for everyone | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
but they're available for those who want them. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
It's not landlord Nik's idea of a good night. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
I don't do drugs. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
I normally wouldn't drink much. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
I don't need to drink in order to dance. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
When I was their age, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
I was at university doing accountancy and computing. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
I used to spend my spare time | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
playing Monopoly and other board games. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
I can't really imagine hardly any of my tenants | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
playing Monopoly on an English board. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
Or Irish and Swiss, which, of course, you play in three languages. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
I've played Cluedo, Risk, loads of games. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
That's, that's what we used to do when I was young. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
RAP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
I suppose the thing about a board game is | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
that you can achieve more things than you can in real life. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
So, yeah, when you're young and you need to be writing your essays | 0:29:09 | 0:29:14 | |
and passing your exams, it's a good bit of escapism. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
By 1am, the party's in full swing and shows no sign of ending soon. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:25 | |
Fuck the loudness, we're partying! | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
You're only 21 once, aren't you? | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
You only live once. That's a quarter of my life expectancy nearly gone. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
Do you worry about what the neighbours think? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
No, fuck the neighbours. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
Fuck the neighbours. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
-Fuck the neighbours. -Yeah, fuck the neighbours. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:48 | |
But the neighbours have had enough | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
and landlord Nik is under pressure to evict Pidge. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Everyone knows about the parties, innit? | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Do you know about the parties Friday? Everyone knows about them. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:10 | |
This is an everyday thing. Go round there and you'll catch | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
a 70-year-old woman proper partying with alcies about time. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:17 | |
LOUD SINGING | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
There you go. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
Round the corner at the Wakefields, the puppies are now seven weeks old | 0:30:30 | 0:30:34 | |
and causing more chaos than ever. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
They're all rolling in their own pee and everything. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
Paul's losing his temper. Karen's asked him to move out and calm down. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
My dad, cos he has to do a lot of work sometimes, | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
he can get in really bad moods, where we all fall out with him. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
And then we just don't want to know him. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
Paul's sleeping in the launderette, living in the launderette at the back. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:01 | |
Yeah. He's got to come home today. He's got to come home. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:07 | |
Paul does near the majority of everything. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
You don't realise till you threw him out how much you miss him! | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
What we doing now? Putting these two in the boot and then what? | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
-Are they going in the boot? -What do you think? -The boot's hanging, so they might as well. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:22 | |
The puppies are due for their injections | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
and, with Paul not around, | 0:31:25 | 0:31:26 | |
it's up to Karen and Amber to drop them off at the local vets. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
Oh, my God! Hello. Let's get two at a time. Right. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:36 | |
Or is it just one? | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
When they're arguing, I'm like, "Well, just split up then, | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
"leave each other, go your separate ways." But then, me and me mum said, | 0:31:41 | 0:31:46 | |
if Paul goes, who's going to fix the machines? | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
Then we think, who is actually going to come and fix the machines? Cos Paul does everything. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:54 | |
-Get the air freshener, Amb. -Ah, it's bad, innit? | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Right in me face. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
I think we've split up more times than we've been together. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
Yeah, split up loads of times, loads. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
He used to go off, didn't know where he was, could've been dead in the gutter. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
I'm not talking go off for a day, | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
he used to go for six months, things like that. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
I know Karen loves me, but we have our arguments, everybody does. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
Maybe not as often as me and Karen. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
If we was to argue and I left, she wouldn't miss me or nowt like that. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
Even though I say she loves me and that, you know, but she'd get on with her life without me. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:48 | |
You know what I mean? I wouldn't be missed that much. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
I just want a normal family, like most other people have, | 0:32:51 | 0:32:56 | |
you know what I mean? Decent, like, people. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
I like to think that's what I've got, you know. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:04 | |
Paul was brought up by his mum and stepdad. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
My childhood, it was a load of shite. I wasn't brought up, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
you know what I mean, I was, like, dragged up, yeah. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
Beaten, know what I mean. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
I was always told I would never be anything, know what I mean. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
When I wasn't getting bullied at school, I was coming home and getting shit. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:23 | |
Getting the shite beat out of me, know what I mean. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
Um... | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
Battered with a piece of wood with nails in it and that sort of shit. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
That was the sort of stuff I was getting from home. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
Then, the next morning, I'd be up, go to school, like, | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
and I'd be getting shit again from kids and all that stuff, you know. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:42 | |
Got to about 13 and then things changed. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
Yeah, I realised, when you fight, it don't hurt, you know what I mean, | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
or it don't hurt till the next day, or something like that. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
So I started holding my own, know what I mean. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
I got to like it. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:56 | |
I started going round bullying the fucking bullies then. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
I want for my family | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
exactly everything that was the opposite to what I had, you know. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
What you going to do to me feet? Tell me step-by-step guide to the perfect trotters. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:25 | |
Anybody can have a kid, it's a biological fact. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
Anybody can have a kid. Somebody who makes a good parent, | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
doesn't matter whether the child's theirs. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
If there are kids that people don't want or they've had hard lives, I'd rather affect | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
a few people's lives and show them they can have a different life, | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
than have my own child and show it the best of everything. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
I'd love a Chinese kid called Beau Flynn, spelt B-E-A-U. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
-B-E-A-U-tiful. -That's beautiful in French. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
I think it does. I'm sure it does. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
I'd buy it everything in the world. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
If I couldn't afford it, I'd rob someone. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
I'm joking, I wouldn't really. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
I really do want one. Not until I'm 31 or 32, but I really want one. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:07 | |
You're dead in gay years, aren't you, by the time you're 30. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
When you're a teenager and they all go, "What about kids if you're gay?" | 0:35:10 | 0:35:14 | |
I goes, "I'm going to have a kid, Beau Flynn, when I'm 32." | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
Just stuck with me. I imagined walking round with a baby called Beau Flynn. No dad, apart from me. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:23 | |
If you follow me when I'm 32, | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
I'll have Beau Flynn with me. "Come on, Beau!" | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
I don't know whether you'd be able to say, "I want a Chinese baby" | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
-No, you can't. -You get what you're given. It's like, "Here's one out the bag, that's for you." | 0:35:31 | 0:35:36 | |
Where would I get one? | 0:35:36 | 0:35:37 | |
Round at Pidge's, the landlord and tenant dispute rumbles on. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:53 | |
Landlord from hell. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
Pidge is still refusing to budge and landlord Nik has been told, | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
unless he shifts the rubbish outside the property, he'll be fined. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
The Public Health Act 1936, to do with mice and rats. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:13 | |
And so all the black bags had to be shifted. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
The job's more difficult because I've been banned from the house. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
Pidge wrote to me, saying I'm not allowed in the house or garden or front and back yards. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:25 | |
You actually writ the letter yourself. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
You acted on my behalf. I didn't write the letter, you did. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
Pidge had verbally told me I wasn't allowed in the house or gardens. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:36 | |
Obviously, we needed it in writing, so there was no dispute about anything. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
So I typed up letter and got him to sign it, which he did. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
Nik banned himself. He writ the letter in my name, | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
put my phone number on it, my email address, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
everything mine, and then writ it out like I've writ it, | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
which I hadn't, then passed it to me. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
Writ his own ban out. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
I saved Pidge quite a bit of money | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
because the council have served on him, so they can... | 0:37:02 | 0:37:07 | |
clear it and charge him. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
PIDGE LAUGHS | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
On camera. He just fell off the top of the van. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:20 | |
You know, he can't help being what he is | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
and, I suppose, I can't help being what I am. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
He's fairly bad. But, I mean, the other day, Pidge kept asking me whether I thought he was dickhead. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:41 | |
Kept on and on about it. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
He's obviously a bit concerned whether he is or not. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
And do you think he is a dickhead? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
I couldn't possibly comment on something like that. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
Lots of dog shit there, I think. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
Think it's probably dog shit. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Their tenancy agreement says no dogs. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
As a landlord in Harpurhey, every day is quite different. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
You never quite know what it's going to end up like. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
OK, there was a bit of dog shit | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
but a change is as good as a rest, as they say. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
Are the returns high enough to justify the amount of aggro? No, they're not really. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:29 | |
It's the evening before Arroll and Patrick's holiday. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
Chavos! Hiya, babe! | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
Patrick's brought round some essential last-minute packing. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
The holiday T-shirts they've just had made up. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
-Fucking hell, that's small. -That's Rosie's. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
I'm not slagging Rosie off but she's got big tits. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
-You had your hair cut? -Tomorrow. I'm doing everything tomorrow morning. | 0:38:55 | 0:39:00 | |
-Fucking hell! Last-minute Lil. -I've not packed. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
I've not packed a thing. I've got a T-shirt. That's mine. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
I don't like it. Looks like a fucking tent I can camp in. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
I'm going to cut it cos it looks hanging and... | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
-Oh, don't! -Funny as fuck! -I love it. -It's funny, innit? | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
-Balls in a jar! -Balls in a jar, Mrs Fucking Cropper. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
-Hayley Cropper. -Doing it big. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
That's not your hand luggage! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
-No, that's my luggage altogether, love. -Is it? In that bag? -Yeah. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
-I can't wait to go on holiday now. -I know. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
-I need a fucking shave. I need to buy deodorant, hair spray, razor blades, Femfresh. -Femfresh? Ugh, you rotter. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:35 | |
-Thingy, what's it called? -Nair. -Veet for this fucking Greek back. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:39 | |
-You never know, I might find a Greek back out there. -I've had me chest waxed. -You've done it! | 0:39:39 | 0:39:44 | |
All three hairs waxed off it. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
My idea of a good holiday is getting tanned all day with carrot oil dripping off your tits. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
-Going out that night, drinking... -Fuck off! -..till you're sick all over the floor. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:55 | |
Wake up in the morning and say, "How did I get home?" not knowing. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
Probably waking with no clothes on, waking up with a man who you don't even know. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
-You better turn it in. You better turn it in. -I'm only joking. I'm only joking. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
That's a stereotypical night out in Chavos. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:12 | |
No, what we'll do is exactly what I've just said. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
It's nearly 20 miles from Harpurhey to Manchester Airport, | 0:40:16 | 0:40:20 | |
and the boys are finally on their way. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
To desk two, guys, tits and teeth. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
-Say, "Happy Hanukkah." -ALL: Happy Hanukkah! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
Three cheers for Chavos. Hip, hip, hooray! | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
Ciao, babe. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Pidge's eviction hearing court date has been set for one week's time. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:52 | |
Despite complaints stacking up, he still has no intention of leaving. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
The complaints on my tenancy are about loud music | 0:40:56 | 0:41:01 | |
and people be acting in a rowdy manner outside the house. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:06 | |
But is it true? | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
-Do you care? -No. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
-Are you the neighbour from hell? -Probably, yeah. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:20 | |
RAPS ALONG TO SONG PLAYING | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
# Being erased from the estates of our parade # | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
That house is currently the most troublesome house. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:33 | |
I've managed to apply to the court for a hearing to throw them out. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
Pidge says he's been arrested 40 times and never been convicted cos he's got a great solicitor. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:43 | |
And tells me that, when we're in court for his eviction, he's going to win as well. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:48 | |
So we'll see. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Let's go arrest people. Or at least try. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
PC Jim has been called to visit a man who's suspected of breaching the conditions of his bail. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:07 | |
I know where we're going. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
The man wears a tag and has to be in his house every evening. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:15 | |
But, last night, information from the tag shows that he went out. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
You all right? Is, er, is he in? | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
-I'm his dad. -Yeah, is he in? -Yes. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
-Yeah? Is it you? -Yeah, me. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
-Do you know why we're here? -No. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
-You weren't in last night, were you? -I was here all night. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
It should beep, the machine. What time are they saying it's breached? | 0:42:36 | 0:42:41 | |
-25 to 4 this morning. -25 to 4 in the morning? | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
-They said it was called... -25 to 4? I'm in the bed. I'm sleeping. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:48 | |
-Right. -What am I going to do at 25 to 4 in the morning? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
I'll come in and have a look. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
How can I prove it to you? I cannot prove it to you? | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
-When was it sent? -What can I do now? | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
I'll get the sack from work for this, you know that? I've lost my job now. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:03 | |
I made a mistake in my life. I was a stupid guy and I made a mistake. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
I got arrested for it, got locked up. Now I'm out, I want to change my life to show the judge | 0:43:07 | 0:43:12 | |
that I've been working hard for my son and my wife, so the judge will say to me, | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
"OK, you're a good lad." | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
I'm a good lad, you can ask anyone, I'm friendly with everyone. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
You need to understand here, our hands are tied, | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
and we've no choice but to take you into custody. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
OK. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:36 | |
"Received, thank you." | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
It's a really difficult one, this. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Cos you don't... | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
You could see he was upset. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
And I'm kind of inclined to believe him. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:06 | |
But, funnily enough, people lie to the police. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:11 | |
It's a bit of a sad fact | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
but we can't believe anything that anybody says. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
And he was upset because he had to leave his little lad, which is... | 0:44:24 | 0:44:28 | |
Is heart-breaking, I know. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
But there's not a great deal we could do. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
We are... The police are the bad guys sometimes. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:37 | |
The next day, the court decided the man had not breached his bail. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
And he was allowed to return to his family. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:46 | |
# Now and then I get insecure | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
# From all the pain, I'm so ashamed | 0:44:58 | 0:45:04 | |
# You are beautiful | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
# No matter what they say | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
# Words can't bring you down | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
# Oh, no-oh-oh! # | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
I'm ecstatic. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
At the Wakefields, Paul's spell living in the launderette is over | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
and the family is back together again. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
They always come back together cos they love each other. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
They have, I don't know, it's a strange relationship | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
because they're always arguing. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
They should be here any time now. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
Paul's my best mate. We're always together. We live, eat | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
and breathe together and work together. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
It's like losing your right arm, really. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
Really missed him and I used to silently cry on me own. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:53 | |
But didn't want the kids to know. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
It's love, innit, really? I don't know. Or better the devil you know. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:59 | |
My dad does disappear sometimes. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
I just start getting all upset and that. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
And then I'm worried about him in case, like, | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
stuff has happened to him and that and I'll never see him again. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
See, you know I'll always love you. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
When he comes back, I kind of like it. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
Cos, like, he's my dad and I love him. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
Just as the Wakefield family reunite, | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
it's time for the first of the puppies | 0:46:30 | 0:46:32 | |
to be collected by its new owners. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:34 | |
Going to be weird not being knee-high in shit. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:37 | |
It wasn't you that was knee-high in it. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
No, but I, thingy, I still had to spot it and say, | 0:46:39 | 0:46:43 | |
-"There's some, there's some, there's some. Pick that up." -Yeah. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:49 | |
BARKING | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
You own him. My pleasure. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
I did want to keep them together as a family, | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
because they are family, really. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
I wouldn't like it if I got split up and away from my sister. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:06 | |
SHE CRIES | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
Are you quite close, you and Madison? | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
I wouldn't say close close, no. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
I don't know how to show the right emotion towards her, | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
I think, know what I mean? | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
I've got to make the appearance | 0:47:24 | 0:47:26 | |
as if I'm the fucking one with the muscle. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
"You listen to what I say", know that sort of thing, like. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
I'm not one for showing emotion, you know. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
I don't know how to, know what I mean? | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
SHE CRIES | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
I would lie down in the road, yeah, for my kids. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:43 | |
I would die, I'd take a bullet. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
I'd jump in front of a bus if it meant saving me kid. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
It's just that I miss them, I miss them. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:53 | |
I miss Fang and I miss Roxy. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:58 | |
And now I miss Tiger Lily. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
I think he missed out of what a family really is. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:06 | |
But now that he has me and my mum and my sister, | 0:48:06 | 0:48:10 | |
he knows what a family is now. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
Don't know what I'm going to do when Fluffy goes. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:19 | |
# You'll be in the high life Soaking up the sunlight | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
# Anything you want is yours | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
# I heard you're living life like you should. # | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
Arroll's week away with Patrick is over. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
He's readjusting to life after his first holiday abroad for ten years. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:39 | |
Kavos itself, unless you're a 17-year-old wild party animal, there's not much to do. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:44 | |
Basically, the shops open at 11 o'clock at night. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
Everywhere is open till seven in the morning and that's it. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
So, as you can imagine, too much sun, too much alcohol | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
leads to a lot of cross words and carnage. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:59 | |
# Girl, tell me how you feel What's your fantasy? | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
# I see us on a beach down in Mexico You can put your feet up. # | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
Patrick and his holiday buddy Ethan | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
are still enjoying the memories of Kavos. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
I'll show you the pictures. Well, I'll get to the... | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
I'll get to the front of the photos. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:16 | |
Fantastic! There's funny ones of me. There's funny ones of everyone. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:20 | |
I pissed in a bed, I was that drunk. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
-And denied it. -And denied it for days. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
Then I finally come to terms that I did piss in a bed. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
I must've drank three litres of grenadine. That's all they gave us. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:32 | |
A vodka like that, which was probably water, then that much grenadine. I was shitting grenadine. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:37 | |
Kavos is a place the beaches look like Blackpool. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
There was washed up cans, sick, shit. It was horrible as a place. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:45 | |
It stunk of absolute cat piss, cheese, yoghurt, spam. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:50 | |
-I felt like I was in a slum in Mumbai. -Don't compare... | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
Like Slumdog Millionaire. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
-Don't compare it to Mumbai, it's not that bad. -No toilet roll. -No towels. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:58 | |
We had no towels, no fresh bedding, no cleaners. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:01 | |
All we had was vodka and drama. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:05 | |
# We are never, ever, ever getting back together # | 0:50:05 | 0:50:10 | |
Patrick and Arroll weren't just disappointed with Kavos, | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
they were also disappointed with each other. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
They fell out after a drunken argument one night | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
and returned home no longer friends. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
It is a shame and Patrick had potential to be one of my closest, best friends, he really, really did. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:25 | |
I don't wish him any bad at all in the world, I really, really don't. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:29 | |
We used to go and have beauty treatments done, sunbeds, out to town. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:33 | |
All of them things, what I thought was a good friendship, | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
what was escalating into a good friendship, obviously meant nothing. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:41 | |
You see friends' true colours on holiday. There's always tension, | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
there's always going to be an argument, especially in a big group. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:48 | |
That's the only time I've ever been on a holiday and felt so uncomfortable in my life. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:53 | |
When all the drama started, we thought, "Fuck this, we've not come on holiday for this," leave it to it. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:58 | |
I don't see it as falling out, I see it as moving on. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
No point dwelling on it. Just get on with it. It happened, get over it. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
Who knows what will happen in the next couple of years? | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
We might become friends again. Never say never. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
I'm not going to be sad | 0:51:10 | 0:51:11 | |
over something that's not entirely finished. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
There was dramas, unnecessary dramas, leave it at that. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
-Yeah, it is what it is. -It is exactly what it is. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:21 | |
Nik has had some welcome news. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
Pidge has decided not to fight his eviction. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
His life as a carefree bachelor with his own pad is over for now. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:36 | |
And he's moving his belongings out today. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
I had an eviction notice for a court date, which was dated for today. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:43 | |
And, um, I didn't want to wait till the last minute and then be homeless. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:48 | |
So I decided yesterday, I asked me mum | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
could I have me bedroom back till I find somewhere for me to stay. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:56 | |
She said yeah. It's OK to be back in there. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Instead of waiting for the court date and ending up getting evicted and have nowhere, | 0:51:58 | 0:52:03 | |
I may as well get me room back and move back in, and that way everyone's happy. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:08 | |
Nik gets his house back and I'm sleeping somewhere. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
It's like a game of chess, yeah. And you think he's going to do that, | 0:52:11 | 0:52:16 | |
I'm going to do that, his move will be that and my move's that. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
Provided you play it like chess and you're so many moves ahead. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
When you crack your next move, isn't it the same as someone | 0:52:23 | 0:52:27 | |
landing on Vine Street and you saying, "Rent, please"? | 0:52:27 | 0:52:31 | |
Round here, parties will never stop on a weekend, there's always someone that'll have a party. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:41 | |
There's always new places where you can start again, ain't there? A new leaf, ain't there? | 0:52:41 | 0:52:46 | |
Well, there's certainly no hard feelings. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
He's just an ex-tenant, like so many others. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:00 | |
I mean, I don't even know how many ex-tenants I've got now. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
He wasn't the worst tenant and he wasn't the best tenant. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
He was just, he was just all run of the mill. It's all normal, isn't it? | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
There's nothing special about this house. This is, this is normal. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:15 | |
With the eviction battle over, | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
Nik sets about the clean-up of the shared house. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
Oh, I think, I think we can go for 70.5 centimetres on this one. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:32 | |
We're measuring how high up the wall we've got dog shit cos | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
no-one's ever achieved it up a wall before. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
So obviously it's going to be a thing for tenants to achieve now. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
So I'm thinking it's 70.5 centimetres. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:46 | |
Or about... | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
Yeah, I think we'll just do it metric rather than imperial. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:53 | |
I don't think it's an English thing to do. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
The Wakefields' life is getting back to normal. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
Are you awake? | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
-No. -Going to get up now? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:16 | |
I'm up for breakfast. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:18 | |
-Dad! -Yeah? -Mum said she wants a cup of tea | 0:54:18 | 0:54:22 | |
and breakfast. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Breakfast. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
Dad, what about this one? This one's nice. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:33 | |
SHE PLAYS PIANO | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
When I met Kaz, I knew for a fact, the day I met her, the minute I met her, | 0:54:46 | 0:54:51 | |
that she was going to be the one who changed my life. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
If it wasn't for Kaz, I'd be probably dead, you know. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
In a prison, you know. Or in some sort of gutter somewhere. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:05 | |
-Paul? -Yeah? -Do me a brew. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:09 | |
-I'm doing it now. -Slow. -Not scratching me arse. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:13 | |
Pardon? | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
I said I love you. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
-No, what did you say? -I'm not scratching my arse. -Hope you're not giving cheek to me. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
-Knobhead. -What? -Nowt. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
Ooh. Paul, do you know before you get a bath... | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
-Can I finish what I'm doing? -What are you doing? | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
-A lot fucking more than what you are at the moment. -Oi, cheeky git, I've not stopped. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:35 | |
Doing me hair and that. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
What have you been doing today? | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
Next week, young mum Sherelle | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
is trying to stay out of trouble for the sake of her son. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
Yeah, but how can you get the complaint if I don't have a stereo? | 0:55:52 | 0:55:57 | |
At the launderette, Maddy's starting high school | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
-and Mum and Dad think it's time she grows up. -I've got a job for you. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:04 | |
And pregnant Louise gets valuable advice before the birth of her baby. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:11 | |
When you're in pain, you just want anything to get it out. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:15 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 |