Knight Club


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This is the Battle Of The Nations, the world's biggest,

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full contact medieval fighting tournament.

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Blimey!

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Teams of men from around the world in medieval armour

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go head-to-head, using swords,

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shields and fists to beat their opponents in a brutal competition.

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From humble beginnings in Eastern Europe, now fearsome hordes

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from 22 nations are looking to be crowned world champions.

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This year, Team UK compete for the very first time.

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Can these amateurs withstand the physical punishment?

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And why would they want to?

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England! Take charge!

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This year we're going to get our cherry popped.

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Four young, British Knights. Bold!

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This is a World Championships.

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Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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Brave...

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It's all just about living the most interesting life that you can.

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And a little bit bonkers...

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..seek glory on the battlefields of France.

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It's freedom to go out there and have a good scrap.

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They must be fit, strong

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and have the courage to protect their team-mates with honour.

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I want to prove that the little guy can actually be successful.

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But with just four months to go until battle,

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preparation time is tight.

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They're not ready yet.

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Definitely we need to have more training.

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We've lots of things to improve.

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Can these first timers avoid demolition at the hands

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of the mighty Team USA?

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The savage Team Israel?

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Or the all-conquering champions, Team Russia?

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Health and safety be damned.

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It's ferocious. It's all-out war.

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Welcome to Knight Club.

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In Britain, traditional historical re-enactment has,

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until now, looked something like this.

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Groups of men and women waving their swords about in choreographed

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re-creations of the greatest battles from British history.

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But this theatrical hobby could be a thing of the past.

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Because an all-new, full contact fighting discipline is on the rise.

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This is historic, medieval battle,

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known as HMB for short.

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The more passionate call it a sport

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and it's a bit like re-enactment's feisty cousin.

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Teams of knights with weapons battle mercilessly for their country,

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battering their opponents to the floor.

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Whichever team is left standing wins.

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Those who can get back up count themselves lucky

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and then count their limbs.

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So where does Great Britain figure in this new, full contact sport?

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This is the tiny ten-member Team UK,

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formed only a few months ago.

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What's your name?

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-Gwilym.

-Gwilym.

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For many of the new recruits, today marked their very first go

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at full contact fighting,

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yet in less than four months they'll compete on the world stage.

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I'm quite inexperienced with full contact fighting,

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so I think at the minute the only tactic I have

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is just charge and hope for the best.

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It's the first Team UK training session for young knight Gwilym,

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here in the grey chainmail.

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This weighs a surprise amount.

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Just moving your arms in this is tiring and when you've got

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another 2-3 kg of sword there as well,

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every strike starts to become agony.

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For Gwilym's friend and brand new team recruit, Dan,

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this is a perfect mash up of history and full contact sport.

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My armour is mixed Gothic, Milanese style,

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quite late mid-14th century.

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It's very heavy, one millimetre mild steel,

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about 45-50 kg.

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At first glance it does look quite disorganised.

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You see guys flailing their arms around

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and it looks like a bunch of idiots, basically.

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But once you get into it you see it really is like fighting for real.

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Thankfully there are some experienced knights

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in the ranks of Team UK.

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These men aren't exactly British born and bred,

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but they fight with pride for their newly adopted nation.

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Put your helmets and weight as on the battlefield.

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Nikolaj is from Lithuania.

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He's well qualified to teach novice knights skills and tactics.

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I started full contact, medieval fights ten years ago.

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I have lots of experience.

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I fought with the best fighters in the world.

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We need to improve everything, fitness, experience,

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techniques, skills in arms.

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We'll work on everything,

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we've lots of work to do.

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As the main aim of the sport is to get your opponent to the ground,

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it seems only the fittest knights will survive

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fighting at international level.

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Definitely we need to have more training,

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we need to have at least two trainings a week.

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There are lots of things to do to improve.

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They're not ready yet.

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Nikolaj may be Team UK's trainer,

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but this man is Team UK's captain.

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This is Mark. His mission?

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To build an army of steely-eyed Sir Galahads.

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At the moment the recruitment process has been

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through myself going to shows and events,

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spreading it by word of mouth.

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-The full championship is in May.

-Where is it?

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This one is in France.

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We're recruiting if you want to come along to the training and see what you think.

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Mark is hoping to hook in historical re-enactors with this new sport's unique selling point.

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Weapon-wise, we can use swords,

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axes, hammers, maces,

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pole axes,

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pole hammers,

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there are very few restrictions.

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They are rounded to a 3-4 millimetre edge,

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which if you've ever hit your fingers with a hammer, you'll have a rough idea of how much it'll hurt.

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My favourite weapon.

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This is the buckler.

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It weighs in at approximately 3.5 kilos.

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And it punches brutally into the face.

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With the great responsibility of being captain,

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Mark is selling up his medieval sword and armour shop

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in order to carry the hopes of the nation

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on its virgin voyage into battle.

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This year is where...

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I can't think of the word I want to use for this type of thing,

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we're going to get our cherry popped.

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Britain's success at their first Battle of the Nations tournament

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rests on inexperienced shoulders,

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like those of knight-in-waiting Gwilym.

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Are you hungry?

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A bit of a nerd really, but I'm OK with that,

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I like being a nerd.

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I'm also a re-enactor.

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I've always had a strong interest in history since I was a child,

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and especially medieval history.

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There's that romantic image of the knight in shining armour,

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which I think most kids like.

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These are the remains

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of my first and much-loved swords.

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I came in for a headshot, a block,

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and the sword shattered.

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I will argue against anyone who says

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that being a nerd is a bad thing.

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Seriously, nerds run the world, you know. We're the ones...

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That camera right there, that exists because of a nerd.

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And what's the perfect nine to five job for a nerd who loves knights?

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Making computer fantasy games for other nerds.

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I work quite a lot with Kinect,

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Microsoft's motion sensor device.

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It can track my position,

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so the player's movements can be mimicked in the game

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and used for, in this case, things like riding a horse,

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controlling reins, casting magic, things like that.

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And it seems swapping computerised heroics for a full contact,

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real-world version is exciting his workmates.

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It's not that bad, I thought it would be terrible.

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You say that now, but stand up for a second.

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I can't look at you or Pete.

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-You can only look at one person.

-Yeah.

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So, you start off fighting

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and then the guy is grappling. Where are my feet?

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Struggling.

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Exactly, so all of a sudden, you can trip someone,

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and that's when you have a problem.

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It's fine fighting Bob in the office,

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but fighting complete strangers at a tournament in France

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represents a different kind of challenge.

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I'm 5'10", which isn't tiny,

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but it's not exactly big compared to some of these fighters

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and it just kind of sucks that you've got to be some hairy, hominid,

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toothless, behemoth to even have a chance of competing.

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I want to prove that the little guy can actually be successful.

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Llanbradach in South Wales is home to another of Team UK's

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eager Sir Lancelots.

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Dan has lived and breathed historical re-enactment

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all his life.

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His mum took him to his first re-enactment event at just

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eight months old, not that he had much say in the matter.

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This is kind of like

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our little armoury area here.

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My mum's archer's helmet here.

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To keep her head safe.

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I've got a couple of my round shields here.

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And my Kriegsmesser, stands for war knife.

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Two-handed, but it's got a nice short reach,

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so hopefully I can use it with one hand as well as two hands.

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It just seems normal to have things like this in the house.

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Dan wants to feel like a real knight on the battlefield,

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face a real enemy and dish out real blows.

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As far as I see it, re-enactment is a hobby.

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It should be a sport, something you can hopefully

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get into professionally and I hope in a few years we'll be able to do that.

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My family, they worry for my safety first of all,

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because looking at it from outside, it does look very dangerous.

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Come on, then.

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Saw a few videos on YouTube.

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Crikey!

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SHE LAUGHS

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It's a shocker.

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But he's barely 21, he's got to do what he wants to do.

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I try not to be too fussy about things and worry too much.

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I just hope that he has a really good time and he doesn't get hurt.

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Hopefully, when I come back from France, I'll be in one piece.

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I'll be still standing, still smiling, and hopefully,

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I will be able to come back knowing that I did my best.

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At his medieval shop,

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Team UK's captain is doublet deep in background research

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into the rival nations attending this year's tournament.

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It's going to be a painful weekend in France.

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I'm concerned about the new Welsh guys.

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This will be a bit of a baptism of fire

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for some of them, unfortunately.

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But I'm sure they're not going to back down without a good fight.

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I've got faith in that.

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Whilst Mark considers the inexperience of his men,

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another young knight considers his motivation.

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It's not about fantasy or anything like that for me.

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I mean, you do get people that do it for that, but I think with me,

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it's just the fact that I can run around hitting people,

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and I'm happy enough with that.

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For Rob, it seems being a gallant knight in shining armour

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didn't figure in his childhood dreams.

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I was more interested in fighting and having a scrap

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when I was younger, and then I got older

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and stopped scrapping because I think I grew out of that.

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Because he was always a big boy and he'd got red hair,

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he tended to get picked on, and he would retaliate.

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I was the first person in that primary school

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to knock someone out cold.

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Yes, he knocked somebody out!

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Rob's a leather worker at his mum's traditional saddlery business.

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Working with my mum's OK.

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We get on quite well, me and my mum.

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We don't argue very much at all.

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There are times when he gets told off

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if he's been out the night before and comes in late.

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Rob's mum and dad are going through a divorce.

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It's a stressful time for all of them.

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It is quite tough for her, I think, at the moment,

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especially with my dad going through the divorce and that.

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She's worrying about what's going on with him,

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what's going on with the business,

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will she have a house and a shop at the end of it?

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Feeling the heat from everyday life,

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Rob uses full contact medieval fighting as a pressure valve.

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That's another reason why I enjoy the Battle of the Nations,

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the fact that health and safety hasn't got all over it

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like they've done with everything else.

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At least in this, you can just run around and do what you want.

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Just the freedom to go out there and have a good scrap.

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And luckily for Rob,

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he won't have to wait until the tournament in France.

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It's now late March,

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and he and Team UK set up at historic Ludlow Castle

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on the English-Welsh border, for a very special training event...

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Their first ever public display.

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You know how heavy that canvas is.

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In centuries gone by, the castle was used

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to keep Welsh invaders out of England,

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but that now seems a long time ago.

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Going to go for a stroll. It's a nice day. The market's out, you know.

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Try and get some attention.

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Can't be that hard, can it?

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In less than 24 hours, Team UK will be fighting each other

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in front of the British public.

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So Dan and the team do their best to drum up a crowd.

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We're doing some full contact medieval fighting.

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Proper people smashing each other, knocking each other down.

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Flipping heck!

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You don't see it in every town centre, do you?

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Mission accomplished, Captain Mark now shows Rob and Dan

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some of the more advanced tournament weaponry.

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This is a Russian one. It's one of the prototypes we've made up

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to see what our opponents will be hitting us with

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in a few weeks' time in May.

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Ooh!

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Harder! I love it!

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No. I don't want to be on the receiving end of one of those.

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Neither do I, but that is what the Russians are using,

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so you need to be aware of this.

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For gadget geek Gwilym, this medieval weekend

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is about going back to basics, even in sub-zero temperatures.

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I love my technology, I really do, but it's nice occasionally

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just to turn everything off and get out in the countryside.

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You've got a tent, you've got stew cooking,

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and those are your only worries.

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But it seems there are some comforts

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a bloodthirsty warrior just can't live without.

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So I will be crashing on this tonight,

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proper double size as well, so I can spread out nice and comfy.

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Get a bottle of mead in me as well, and I won't care how cold I am.

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For Dan, the medieval way is best - unless, of course, it's dinner time.

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It's too windy here for me.

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That's the thing with modern technology,

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it's not used to being outdoors.

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If you look at our fire over there, if it's too windy it doesn't matter,

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the fire will keep going, but this thing is going to blow out.

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Yep, back to the fire.

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See, you can't beat a good old fire.

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Around the fire, new members of Team UK

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bond with their more learned comrades,

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but can these relative strangers make it work

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as a highly tuned medieval military unit?

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It's a beautiful morning

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in the pretty market town of Ludlow in Shropshire.

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Come on, lads, wakey, wakey!

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Let's see the horrible sights.

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-I had a fucking air bed, and it popped.

-Language!

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I'm not pleased. I slept on the floor.

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I did warn you that the air beds don't work!

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Today, the well-rested Team UK

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will fight for the first time in front of the British public.

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We're going to be doing some archery,

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and we'll be looking for some victims

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to stand down the far end and have some arrows loosed at you.

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Then the idea is to go and do some team fights, mix it up,

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try different combinations.

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Interact with the public. Just have a nice, hot, busy day.

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As well as a fun day out for families,

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this event is a chance for Team UK

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to test out intimidating fighting moves.

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And given that they're battling their mates,

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they will perhaps show some mercy.

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What I really want to do is get the axe

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and hack away at the opponent's legs, or his side, his kidneys.

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The big guys tend to be the targets first, funnily enough.

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-What are your plans?

-Just kill them.

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Is this what the newest recruits were expecting?

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Little bit nervous,

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especially after seeing what Lucas and Nikolaj can do.

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We've fought them once before. Not really relishing that again.

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Two minutes doesn't seem long,

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but it's the longest two minutes of your life,

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so you've just got to pace yourself

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-and not burn yourself out.

-As soon as my colours arrive, we can start.

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Just as Team UK splits into two groups

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for the first skirmish of the day, a new knight steps forward

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-to stake his claim as part of the British team.

-I'm Sam.

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I'm from Chester, sort of the Northwich area.

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I do a lot of historical martial arts.

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I'm very competitive, that goes without saying.

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Whether mountain biking, snowboarding

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or suiting up in armour, for Sam, it's all about the adrenaline rush.

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I do these things, yeah.

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I suppose it adds a bit more flavour to life

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when there is a bit of danger involved.

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Your heart starts going and you get that adrenaline.

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Better than being sat at home.

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In HMB, I see myself as an athlete.

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I just see it as a sport, and it's sports equipment.

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It's all just about

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living the most interesting life that you can, while you can.

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Back in Ludlow, Sam grasps the opportunity

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to earn a place on the team.

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It looks like pandemonium, but in practice sessions like these,

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the team tries to keep a formation.

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They learn awareness, and it teaches them to help each other

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when they get into trouble.

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It's the first decent action Ludlow Castle has seen in about 500 years.

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The crowd seems happy enough, but how did the young knights get on?

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I couldn't see what was going on, so blinkered in the helmet.

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Very happy with how my armour performed.

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My helmet's the heaviest of the group, but it wasn't so bad.

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It did pretty well.

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The helmet was new today.

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It's come out with a few dents, but my head's OK.

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Well, as OK as it can be.

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And for first-timer Sam?

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Yeah, that was great, for a first go.

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I think I made a good impression.

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So I've met the lads.

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Ludlow appears to have been a great success for Team UK.

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His courageous effort means Sam has made the team.

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With no squire to help,

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the novice knight enlists his dad, Peter,

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to bang out the dents in his kit.

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That, because of the rip there, I'm having a bit of trouble.

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That's all right. That'll do.

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I've always had a really good relationship with my family.

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Like with my dad, for example, he's always helping me out with my kit.

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We bounce ideas off each other, how we can make the armour better,

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how we can make it fit better.

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It's a really good thing to have that sort of support.

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He's doing, really, the ultimate game. I really am proud of him.

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When he was in the army, it was the same pride.

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Representing the country. He was out there, doing it.

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I did two tours of Afghanistan.

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When you do hear that someone has been injured or killed,

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especially if they were doing a similar job,

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you do get shocked by it.

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Yeah, I think I did grow up quite a lot when I was out there.

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Each day he was out there,

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you'd dread a strange car coming in the yard.

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Because that's how they go round and notify people

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when there's been any bad news.

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So every time a car came in the yard,

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every time the phone rings, your heart's in your mouth.

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-But you survived it.

-Yeah. Now I'm doing this instead.

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Soon, Sam, Gwilym, Dan and Rob

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will be wearing kilo upon kilo of metal armour

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and wielding mighty weapons in the scorching heat of France.

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If they want to avoid defeat,

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the boys from Britain need to put in some serious training.

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Now I'm doing this HMB stuff,

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I'm targeting it towards explosive strength,

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because that's what you need in this.

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The fights don't last that long, 30 seconds, maybe.

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We need to be able to fight as if we didn't have the armour.

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The armour's got to be unnoticeable.

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I'm trying to put on as much weight as I can

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to help me against the bigger lads.

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You've got more chance of staying up.

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The least sporty of the new recruits

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relies on training partner Nymmy,

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named after that wolf from Game Of Thrones.

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I'm trying to make sure I do regular push-ups and stuff

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at home throughout the day.

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I'm trying to get into a habit of doing it. I've made myself a rule.

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Every time I go upstairs or go to the bathroom,

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I'd have to do 20 push-ups, 20 ab crunches and 20 squats.

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That worked well for about a week.

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Then I just started going to the toilet less.

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Some might say that Rob's training regime lacks the same conviction.

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Cheers.

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My training has been varied.

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A lot of it, unfortunately, has just been the right arm.

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Pint glass, right arm, lift, drink, there we go, training done.

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Cheers!

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I know how to fight anyway, I don't need practising that.

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A young knight's first line of defence is armour,

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and any kinks could prove fatal during battle in France.

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I'm more comfortable wearing my armour than my work clothes.

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When I put on this armour, you know, I'm a hero, so to speak.

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It's the end of April,

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and the last full squad training session for Team UK.

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This is the final test before we go.

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After this, everything will be packed in the van, ready for France,

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so this is it.

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Everyone is together today.

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So it's lastminute.com, isn't it, sorting out all the teams.

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Everyone's here and all tooled up.

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Everyone, that is, except captain Mark and Rob,

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who are driving down from the Midlands.

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With the main aim of this kind of combat being

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to knock your opponent to the ground,

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first on the agenda

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is how to use an opponent's body weight against them.

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That's hard work, that.

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Just breathing.

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Just can't get the air in.

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With training time running short,

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there's no denying that the mood in the camp is tense.

0:23:080:23:12

Don't have it just on the back, have the hand right around there.

0:23:120:23:15

-Grab him here.

-I hate doing grabs, man.

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Finally, a full four hours after he planned to arrive,

0:23:240:23:27

captain Mark shows up with a sheepish Rob in tow.

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I got out of bed a bit late.

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I was supposed to be picking him up for about nine o'clock,

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but I didn't get in until about 12.30,

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hangover and oversleeping being the main problem there.

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The next time the British knights put on their armour,

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it will be for the real thing,

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the 2013 Battle of the Nations competition in France.

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Today, four young knights from Britain

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begin a modern-day crusade

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to the most brutal full contact medieval fighting tournament

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in the world.

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I'm proud be English and I'm proud to be out there

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with the St George's Cross on,

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because I love to wear the St George's Cross for pride.

0:24:100:24:12

Charging out there, battling for Queen and country.

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Won't be too happy about the 12-hour journey,

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but that's all to come yet, so we'll worry about that later.

0:24:180:24:22

Can't wait.

0:24:220:24:25

Just want to go and fight some people now.

0:24:250:24:27

There are some things I'm still a bit worried about.

0:24:290:24:33

I don't really want to let anyone else down.

0:24:330:24:35

I don't want to be the person

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who makes things difficult for my team to win.

0:24:370:24:40

It would be nice if the team as a whole

0:24:400:24:42

actually saw me as an asset by the end of it.

0:24:420:24:45

It's nice to be able to say I was part of the first team

0:24:450:24:49

that the UK entered into the Battle of the Nations.

0:24:490:24:52

This is a World Championships in a full contact ornament.

0:24:520:24:56

Sounds amazing, doesn't it? So yeah, I think it will change me.

0:24:560:25:00

It'll make me a more confident person in myself.

0:25:000:25:04

If I can achieve that, I can achieve anything.

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This stunning fortress is Aigues-Mortes,

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on the French Mediterranean coast.

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800 years ago, it was a point of departure

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for the Christian crusades.

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But today, it's a gathering point

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for a new breed of knight from all four corners of the globe

0:25:200:25:24

as the town welcomes the world's biggest

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full contact medieval fighting event, the Battle of the Nations.

0:25:260:25:31

Anton is commander-in-chief of the event. He's from the Ukraine.

0:25:340:25:38

TRANSLATING: We know for sure

0:25:380:25:40

that our battles are more spectacular than some other kinds of sport.

0:25:400:25:45

People are interested to watch not only action...

0:25:480:25:52

but equipment as well.

0:25:520:25:54

It is not only sport, but a sport cultural movement.

0:25:570:26:01

For HMB, or historic medieval battle,

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to give the sport its full name,

0:26:070:26:08

this is the biggest tournament ever held.

0:26:080:26:11

As gallant knights and fair maidens from 21 other nations

0:26:120:26:16

build impressive period campsites,

0:26:160:26:18

captain Mark, with the ever-present Rob at his side,

0:26:180:26:21

are the first to arrive from Team UK.

0:26:210:26:24

It's time to stake out a corner of a foreign field

0:26:240:26:27

that will be for ever England... and for Wales, too.

0:26:270:26:30

Well, everybody else has a lovely, lovely...

0:26:300:26:33

tables, chairs, campfire and everything.

0:26:330:26:36

You can see exactly what we've got so far.

0:26:360:26:38

There you go, a bench and a little basket for fire.

0:26:380:26:41

Now, hopefully in about six hours' time, we should have everything else.

0:26:410:26:46

-A flag would be nice.

-We could always use your Northern Rock flag.

0:26:460:26:51

I'm happy to hoist that somewhere, you know.

0:26:510:26:54

Leading the motorised crusade, Sam and Dan conserve energy

0:26:550:26:59

as fellow fighter Robert and his wife Agnes drive.

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I don't know where we are.

0:27:030:27:05

With many nationalities going to the event,

0:27:050:27:08

these noble young knights are acting as cultural ambassadors for Britain.

0:27:080:27:12

"Le singe...dans la branche".

0:27:120:27:16

The monkey is on the branch.

0:27:160:27:18

Back at Aigues-Mortes,

0:27:200:27:22

Mancunian Rob is taking time to embrace

0:27:220:27:24

this unfamiliar and foreign land.

0:27:240:27:26

People don't speak any English.

0:27:260:27:28

They look at you funny because you're English.

0:27:280:27:30

The traffic's absolutely awful.

0:27:300:27:33

The way that they drive's awful.

0:27:330:27:36

But I can't really complain too much. I'm here, it's sunny.

0:27:380:27:42

I'd probably prefer it to be raining, to be honest.

0:27:420:27:44

Be more like England then.

0:27:440:27:46

After a day's journey by car, Sam and Dan arrive.

0:27:470:27:51

But Gwilym and the transit van full of kit is nowhere to be seen.

0:27:510:27:54

You're a bit late. The event's over, chaps.

0:27:540:27:57

Mate!

0:27:570:27:58

After months of waiting,

0:28:040:28:05

the young knights get their first glimpse

0:28:050:28:07

of the intimidating arena where tomorrow,

0:28:070:28:09

they will be fighting for glory, for Queen, for country.

0:28:090:28:13

Looks fantastic. It looks like a proper Colosseum.

0:28:130:28:16

A bit of modern, bit of medieval mixed into it.

0:28:160:28:18

I like it. Looks awesome.

0:28:180:28:20

Seeing some of these frightening weapons

0:28:200:28:22

that are on display around here, they are very, very terrifying!

0:28:220:28:27

I'm hoping we have virtually zero injuries.

0:28:270:28:31

We will see. We will have to see.

0:28:310:28:33

With such competent knights, Mark has nothing to worry about.

0:28:370:28:41

Although he does seem nervous

0:28:420:28:44

about where on earth the rest of his army are, all 15 of them,

0:28:440:28:48

including young knight Gwilym.

0:28:480:28:50

I'm praying to God that we are now going to get our vehicle

0:28:500:28:54

full of camp equipment, eating utensils and everything else.

0:28:540:28:58

But much, much later, the British kit van has yet to arrive.

0:28:590:29:03

It's started to rain now, and I want my kit and a dry roof.

0:29:050:29:08

I would have liked to put the tent up in the daytime,

0:29:080:29:11

but it's pitch black now.

0:29:110:29:13

Finally, after 16 hours on the road

0:29:150:29:17

and delays in the badlands outside Paris, Team UK's cavalry arrives.

0:29:170:29:22

Dan is reunited with his pal Gwilym.

0:29:220:29:24

-How's it going?

-What time do you call this?

0:29:240:29:27

Too fucking late.

0:29:270:29:28

Whilst the knights reacquaint themselves

0:29:280:29:30

with their best buddies,

0:29:300:29:32

Mark brings ominous news from tournament headquarters,

0:29:320:29:34

and it's about historical authenticity.

0:29:340:29:37

This campsite needs to be 100% perfect.

0:29:380:29:41

If it wasn't around in the 1500s, we don't have it.

0:29:410:29:44

Tomorrow, the tournament gets serious.

0:29:440:29:47

But for now, Team UK have a long night ahead of them,

0:29:470:29:50

making a camp worthy of the brave.

0:29:500:29:54

It's morning on the opening day

0:29:550:29:57

of the world's biggest full contact medieval fighting event,

0:29:570:30:00

the Battle of the Nations tournament.

0:30:000:30:03

At Team UK's camp, it already seems

0:30:030:30:05

like they have their first casualty of war.

0:30:050:30:08

-Erm, mead, beer, whiskey, schnapps...

-Vodka.

0:30:080:30:12

..vodka.

0:30:120:30:15

I think there was some wine in there too.

0:30:150:30:17

We have five minutes now before authenticity police could

0:30:170:30:22

come around and there's a 50 euro fine for anything inauthentic.

0:30:220:30:27

So, rugby sock hanging out the tent will cost me 50 euros.

0:30:270:30:30

They came around and a group got flagged up because they had

0:30:300:30:33

a potato and no-one in Europe had a potato in the Middle Ages.

0:30:330:30:36

So, yeah, you've got to fear the potato Nazis, unfortunately.

0:30:360:30:41

Like the Olympic Games, Battle of the Nations begins with

0:30:410:30:44

an opening ceremony.

0:30:440:30:46

As venerable knights from around the globe proudly

0:30:460:30:49

gather in the arena, the air is thick with anticipation.

0:30:490:30:52

-So, are we all ready then? Gwil, ready?

-Yeah.

0:30:540:30:58

Just waiting on one more to come out the tent

0:30:580:31:00

and I think we just get over there.

0:31:000:31:01

Only four months ago this humble shopkeeper, Mark,

0:31:030:31:06

from Burton upon Trent, accepted a noble quest,

0:31:060:31:09

to build Britain's newest army.

0:31:090:31:11

The first and only medieval full-contact national team.

0:31:110:31:15

Now, as proud captain,

0:31:150:31:17

he marches his 15-strong band of brothers into battle.

0:31:170:31:21

And one team the first timers could do without meeting is

0:31:240:31:27

the all-conquering and terrifying Russia.

0:31:270:31:30

Already three times tournament champions.

0:31:300:31:33

The prestigious opening ceremony is marked by rousing

0:31:360:31:39

words from each team captain.

0:31:390:31:41

As I look at this crowd assembled in front of us, my heart swells.

0:31:420:31:47

We are very, very honoured to be in the company of you great warriors.

0:31:470:31:51

Thank you very much.

0:31:510:31:53

APPLAUSE

0:31:530:31:56

ANNOUNCER: Here are the United Kingdom.

0:31:580:32:01

Hello, France.

0:32:010:32:03

This is the United Kingdom's first battle here

0:32:030:32:06

and we hope to make many, many, many more battles within

0:32:060:32:08

the Battle of the Nations tournament every year.

0:32:080:32:12

Erm...OK.

0:32:120:32:15

Merci beaucoup.

0:32:160:32:18

With the tournament now officially open,

0:32:210:32:23

the boys can immerse themselves in a most unique festival.

0:32:230:32:26

No other place has the authentic feel and flavour of the Middle Ages.

0:32:260:32:30

-Watermelons are authentic, are they?

-No, it's pizza.

0:32:310:32:36

Well, fair point.

0:32:360:32:38

But the medieval markets are not the main attraction.

0:32:380:32:42

This is...

0:32:420:32:43

Unrelenting, full-contact carnage and lots and lots of injuries.

0:32:450:32:50

Men from 22 nations in brutal competition to decide

0:32:500:32:53

who will be crowned kings of the world.

0:32:530:32:56

The tournament consists of three fighting categories.

0:32:560:33:00

There are the mass battles of 21 versus 21.

0:33:000:33:03

Then there's the quicker explosive speed of the five versus five.

0:33:030:33:06

And then, for the more refined fighter,

0:33:060:33:09

the technical accuracy of the one versus one duels.

0:33:090:33:12

Although the weapons are blunt, a strong blow can do untold damage.

0:33:120:33:16

Entering the duels from Team UK are Lukas and Nikolaj,

0:33:180:33:21

two of the team's most experienced combatants.

0:33:210:33:24

Big respect for them for doing that.

0:33:270:33:29

It's not easy, so we'll be supporting them as much as we can, really.

0:33:290:33:32

-Wish them the best of luck.

-Like a boxing match,

0:33:320:33:35

the one versus one category is all about connecting blows and

0:33:350:33:37

scoring points, plus knocking your opponent onto his medieval backside.

0:33:370:33:42

THEY CHEER

0:33:420:33:44

But trainer Nikolaj is caught off-guard

0:33:470:33:49

fighting a French chevalier.

0:33:490:33:51

Tripped him.

0:33:510:33:53

-It happens.

-Dirty French tactics.

0:33:530:33:55

Not only is Nikolaj knocked out of the one versus one,

0:33:550:33:58

but Team UK receive their first injury.

0:33:580:34:01

ANNOUNCER: Victory for France.

0:34:010:34:03

Team UK's Lukas is a formidable fighter.

0:34:030:34:05

-Go Lukas!

-Go Lukas!

0:34:100:34:13

But comes up against a huge Polish guy

0:34:130:34:15

and a terrifying rain of blows.

0:34:150:34:17

Lukas is hurt. I think he might have hit his hand, or something.

0:34:220:34:26

He's obviously tired and that Polish guy looked fresh.

0:34:260:34:29

He was just coming in so hard and so fast. Yeah...a bit concerned.

0:34:290:34:35

The plucky Brits have been knocked out of the one vs. one competition

0:34:350:34:39

and the brutality of the fighting is a short, sharp shock to the team.

0:34:390:34:43

Based on what we've seen so far today, two members enter,

0:34:440:34:48

two members get injured.

0:34:480:34:49

With Nikolaj's eye injury on his mind, novice knight Gwilym

0:34:490:34:53

ensures his helmet is well padded to protect his face.

0:34:530:34:57

Go and have a talk with the Spanish team captain,

0:34:570:35:00

cos he's got a Roman nose as well.

0:35:000:35:02

Or perhaps...

0:35:020:35:04

-What are you trying to say here?

-It's Roman all over your face.

0:35:040:35:09

LAUGHTER

0:35:090:35:11

After several hours, Lukas returns from hospital.

0:35:110:35:15

-Is it much pain?

-It's lots of pain, yeah.

-What did the X-ray say?

0:35:150:35:19

-It's broken in half.

-It's broken in half, clean break.

0:35:190:35:22

-Is it a clean break?

-Yeah.

-At least that's something.

0:35:220:35:25

It's been a disastrous first day for Team UK.

0:35:270:35:29

Yesterday, interesting day.

0:35:360:35:39

Our two best fighters got injured in the duels.

0:35:390:35:42

I was expecting to see a few injuries,

0:35:420:35:45

I wasn't expecting them in our team, that was a bit shocking.

0:35:450:35:48

I don't think, until that point,

0:35:480:35:50

it seemed that different from re-enactment.

0:35:500:35:52

I mean, the campsite and everything.

0:35:520:35:54

I'm used to this, we do this several times a year.

0:35:540:35:56

But when we actually watch them just taking each other apart,

0:35:560:36:00

that's when it really hit home just how different this is, you know?

0:36:000:36:05

But the combat arena is an unforgiving place.

0:36:050:36:07

As crowds pour in, the fast and furious

0:36:070:36:10

five versus five competition has begun.

0:36:100:36:13

To win, you need to knock all of the other team to the

0:36:130:36:15

floor as quickly as possible.

0:36:150:36:17

It sounds like a dream come true for novice knight Dan,

0:36:170:36:20

who is keen to pick up tips.

0:36:200:36:22

Rushing to get to the start of the fiery fives.

0:36:240:36:26

I think we'll do well in the first few bouts,

0:36:260:36:28

but after that it's up against the big guys then.

0:36:280:36:30

Russia, Ukraine, Poland, that's when it'll get nasty.

0:36:300:36:34

A battle is the best of three bouts.

0:36:340:36:36

Each team is made up of five knights.

0:36:360:36:38

It's an eye-opener for Dan,

0:36:380:36:40

who dreams of turning professional at this sport.

0:36:400:36:42

That guy's huge...that guy is huge but you can be the biggest guy in the

0:36:440:36:48

world but you've still got a head with a helmet on,

0:36:480:36:51

like everybody else.

0:36:510:36:52

Despite his eye injury, Nikolaj will lead the more experienced Team A.

0:36:520:36:56

Sam, Rob, Dan and Gwilym will fight in Team B.

0:36:560:37:00

They'll have an opportunity to watch and learn as Nikolaj

0:37:000:37:03

and his men face opponents Czech Republic.

0:37:030:37:06

In the group stages, each team faces three other nations.

0:37:090:37:13

This is the first time either team has fought at this

0:37:130:37:15

international tournament.

0:37:150:37:17

It's an explosive start,

0:37:180:37:20

but quickly in the first bout, the Brits come out on top.

0:37:200:37:23

One-nil to Team UK.

0:37:250:37:27

But it's the best of three bouts,

0:37:280:37:30

and the Czechs come out strong in the second round.

0:37:300:37:33

The Brit crusaders soak up the pressure

0:37:340:37:36

and some skilful work sees the last Czech fighter put to the ground.

0:37:360:37:40

Team UK's first team wins the battle two bouts to nil.

0:37:400:37:43

ANNOUNCER: Victory to United Kingdom.

0:37:440:37:46

I saw how important it was to stay together as a group.

0:37:490:37:52

You know, if you do run off into a...on your own,

0:37:520:37:56

then you'll just get picked off.

0:37:560:37:57

I'm ready for my fight now.

0:37:570:37:59

I'm ready but I've got to wait a little.

0:37:590:38:02

While Team A make their group stage fights look easy,

0:38:060:38:09

beating their next opponents, Italy, in straight bouts...

0:38:090:38:13

ANNOUCER: Victory UK.

0:38:130:38:14

..the more inexperienced Team B receive

0:38:140:38:17

help from their squires to prepare for war

0:38:170:38:20

and possibly a beating.

0:38:200:38:22

We have a lot to live up to!

0:38:220:38:25

Just a matter of months ago, these four young knights began

0:38:270:38:31

their training and soon they step up to fight in front of the world.

0:38:310:38:35

Dan's ditched historical re-enactment to pursue this

0:38:370:38:40

new full-contact sport.

0:38:400:38:42

But are he and his brand-new kit up to the challenge?

0:38:420:38:45

Yeah, this will be main test of the armour.

0:38:450:38:49

If I come back in one piece, everything's good.

0:38:490:38:52

I know the armour is good quality,

0:38:520:38:54

it's whether or not it's fitted right.

0:38:540:38:56

Erm, it's all about the padding underneath.

0:38:560:38:58

For adrenaline-fuelled Sam, fighting is the ultimate buzz,

0:38:580:39:02

but right now the former soldier's thoughts are about home.

0:39:020:39:05

My dad would just tell me to just look after myself.

0:39:050:39:08

He'd be more worried about my safety than actually winning.

0:39:080:39:11

I think he'd be really happy to see me now, my dad.

0:39:110:39:14

Yeah, he'd love to be out here to watch.

0:39:140:39:17

Rob hasn't enjoyed his stay in France,

0:39:170:39:19

but right now this lad has only one thing on his mind...

0:39:190:39:22

A good scrap!

0:39:220:39:24

I was watching it last night and the amount of injuries they were getting,

0:39:240:39:27

like broken collar bones and broken arms

0:39:270:39:29

and blood spurting out of the sides of helmets...

0:39:290:39:31

And you start thinking, yeah,

0:39:310:39:32

maybe I should have been training and not drinking as much.

0:39:320:39:35

And then there's computer programmer Gwilym.

0:39:350:39:37

This self-proclaimed nerd is fighting

0:39:370:39:39

the cause of the little guy

0:39:390:39:41

and doesn't want to let his team-mates down. Will it be

0:39:410:39:43

a case of the "Dark Knight Rises"?

0:39:430:39:46

Yeah, this is kind of, you know, worlds away

0:39:460:39:48

from sitting behind my desk, coding away or playing on the Xbox.

0:39:480:39:52

So, yeah, a bit out of my element.

0:39:520:39:56

But should be fun.

0:39:560:39:57

With temperatures in the midday sun hitting 30 degrees,

0:39:570:40:01

captain Mark marches Team B to the battlefield.

0:40:010:40:04

Meanwhile, Team A have thrashed old adversary Argentina

0:40:060:40:10

and finished top of their qualifying group.

0:40:100:40:13

But they'll have to see who they're drawn against in the next round.

0:40:130:40:16

For Team B, the pressure is on and nerves have set in.

0:40:190:40:22

Their first opponents are the host nation, France.

0:40:220:40:26

For the first round, we should present the biggest guys.

0:40:260:40:29

Mark, er...Rob, er..Steve, Dan and Lukas.

0:40:290:40:34

Rob and Dan are on for the first bout.

0:40:350:40:37

Sam and Gwilym are on the subs bench.

0:40:370:40:39

I think I'm in there just because I've been moaning about France all this time.

0:40:390:40:43

So, they've stick me in as well and give them a good crack.

0:40:430:40:46

It's very hot in here.

0:40:460:40:47

I'm just trying to get used to the heat before I go out fighting.

0:40:470:40:50

Erm, I'm ready.

0:40:500:40:52

I'm ready.

0:40:520:40:54

Plan of attack, beat whoever's in front of me to the ground.

0:40:540:40:58

Find someone else, beat him to the ground and repeat.

0:40:580:41:03

Agincourt, Crecy, the Eurovision Song Contest, over the last thousand

0:41:030:41:08

years Britain and France have met countless times on the battlefield.

0:41:080:41:13

Today, Team UK face them in this unique sport on their home turf

0:41:130:41:17

and in front of their home crowd.

0:41:170:41:19

It's not going to be easy, and the team get in the zone.

0:41:190:41:22

This is it, the first of three bouts.

0:41:270:41:29

That's Mancunian Rob straight in there.

0:41:320:41:35

And before he knows it, two French knights close in on him.

0:41:390:41:42

Welsh Dan charges in to help Rob out and gets a beating for his trouble.

0:41:450:41:49

But it looks like Team UK are getting the upper hand.

0:41:520:41:55

With just two French knights left standing,

0:41:570:41:59

Rob ploughs in and Team UK win the first bout.

0:41:590:42:02

CHEERING

0:42:020:42:04

Perfect, guys, brilliant! But just attack more aggressively, you know.

0:42:070:42:10

Move around and move faster to help each other. Move faster.

0:42:100:42:14

So far it's one-nil to Team UK.

0:42:140:42:18

If they win the next bout, they win the battle.

0:42:180:42:20

And the boys go in hard.

0:42:200:42:22

Unfortunately, so do the French.

0:42:240:42:26

And soon captain Mark is the last man standing.

0:42:310:42:33

Despite Mark's gallant efforts, it's now one-all.

0:42:440:42:48

It's time for super subs Gwilym and Sam to come on.

0:42:500:42:53

They've been waiting a long time for this epic moment,

0:42:530:42:56

but can they make the difference?

0:42:560:42:58

This is the final bout. Win this, they win the battle.

0:43:000:43:04

And Gwilym is giving it some against some of their biggest fighters.

0:43:050:43:09

Sam rushes over to help

0:43:090:43:11

and does enough for the marshal to step in and stop the fight.

0:43:110:43:14

CHEERING

0:43:140:43:16

The boys beat the French two-one.

0:43:160:43:18

ANNOUNCER: Victory United Kingdom.

0:43:180:43:21

HE SHOUTS: England! England!

0:43:220:43:25

Perfect, perfect! Go, go, go...

0:43:250:43:27

Brilliant, brilliant, guys! You were perfect.

0:43:270:43:30

And no-one is happier than Rob that the French met their Waterloo.

0:43:300:43:34

This big French guy was just not letting me go.

0:43:340:43:36

So, in the end I just wrapped my arms around him and pulled the bastard down with me.

0:43:360:43:40

One of the Frenchman said that I hit hard.

0:43:400:43:42

And I gave him a little hug afterwards.

0:43:420:43:44

But we're all friends... at least I am, anyway.

0:43:460:43:48

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

0:43:480:43:51

Oh, wait, I am a fighter and a lover.

0:43:510:43:54

Sam and Gwilym went on in the third bout.

0:43:540:43:58

The guys were getting really tired, I could see it.

0:43:580:44:01

So, yeah, in a way it did knock my confidence a little bit

0:44:010:44:05

but, you know, they just substituted us back on and we're nice

0:44:050:44:09

and fresh so we turned that around.

0:44:090:44:12

I think I managed to get a few croppers on the French guy's

0:44:120:44:14

head, mainly with the shield rather than the sword.

0:44:140:44:17

He's just right up in my face, so I couldn't really get

0:44:170:44:20

the swings in there but I could get quite a bit of power with the shield.

0:44:200:44:24

Feeling a lot more confident now than I was this morning.

0:44:240:44:26

That serves them right for the toilets.

0:44:260:44:29

After just a few months of training together,

0:44:310:44:34

the brave young knights have triumphed in their tournament debut.

0:44:340:44:37

But this is only the start.

0:44:370:44:39

Next they go visor to visor with Israel.

0:44:390:44:42

Many of the Israeli fighters are ex-military

0:44:420:44:45

and they have a fearsome reputation.

0:44:450:44:48

England, go!

0:44:480:44:50

Courageous or suicidal,

0:44:520:44:53

captain Mark takes on the gargantuan Israeli at the back.

0:44:530:44:57

That's Rob running in to assist his buddies on the fence

0:45:000:45:02

but he gets swatted away with ease.

0:45:020:45:05

And now Dan gets floored by the same fighter that nailed Rob.

0:45:070:45:10

ANNOUNCER: And the round goes to Israel, five-zero.

0:45:150:45:18

The Israelis steam-roll Team UK, easily winning the bout,

0:45:180:45:22

and captain Mark's regretting taking on the biggest man on the field.

0:45:220:45:26

Big guy, lots of punches, he's got a good punch.

0:45:260:45:29

After the first bout, Team UK are losing one-nil.

0:45:290:45:32

With Mark out, Rob and Dan are joined at the back by Sam,

0:45:340:45:37

with the black and white shield and Gwilym in the black helmet.

0:45:370:45:40

Gwilym bravely heads straight for the big Israeli that took out Mark.

0:45:400:45:44

Sam rushes in, throwing himself on the back of one of the Israelis

0:45:520:45:55

who's pinning Rob and Dan against the fence.

0:45:550:45:59

Thrashing at them with his mace, it's just Sam left on his own.

0:45:590:46:02

Despite being outnumbered, he's not going to back down...

0:46:020:46:05

..until a huge Israeli knight pummels him to the floor.

0:46:080:46:11

MARSHAL: Stop!

0:46:130:46:15

ANNOUNCER: And the round goes to Israel, five-zero. Victory Israel.

0:46:150:46:20

Israel win the battle two bouts to nil.

0:46:200:46:23

Go, go to the tent.

0:46:230:46:25

They fight hard, they do.

0:46:250:46:27

-It's a wake-up call for the boys.

-It's just a learning curve, you know.

0:46:290:46:34

We need more training, more stamina.

0:46:340:46:36

If I want to do this seriously, I think you've got to train...it's

0:46:360:46:39

actually like a professional sport, the amount of fitness required.

0:46:390:46:43

They didn't bother striking, they were just wrestling us.

0:46:430:46:46

And we're weakest with wrestling.

0:46:460:46:48

I think I need to really use my speed to my advantage and try

0:46:480:46:52

and get around more.

0:46:520:46:53

Pick my battles and not just go for the guy who's coming for me.

0:46:530:46:57

I think that's really my main mistake.

0:46:570:46:59

Sleepy time!

0:46:590:47:01

With exhaustion setting in, the boys will have to

0:47:020:47:05

call on all of their energy and training for the next fight.

0:47:050:47:09

So, yeah, we've lost the match against Israel.

0:47:090:47:11

We did win the match against France, though.

0:47:110:47:14

Next we're up against Luxembourg.

0:47:140:47:15

They're a pretty good side from what I've seen, but we have to win

0:47:150:47:18

that if we want to get through to the next...the next group now.

0:47:180:47:22

This is the decider and the boys have everything to fight for.

0:47:250:47:28

Standing between them and the next round,

0:47:280:47:31

the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg and its fearsome men.

0:47:310:47:35

This is it now, we've got to go for it no matter what.

0:47:350:47:38

-We can get through.

-We've lost one, they've lost one.

0:47:380:47:41

We need to win this to get through, so do they.

0:47:410:47:45

So, kill them, destroy them.

0:47:450:47:48

It's a savage fight.

0:47:500:47:52

The boys pile in.

0:47:520:47:53

Dan gets thrown down early but takes his opponent with him.

0:47:570:48:01

Somehow, Sam ends up with the Luxembourg captain,

0:48:010:48:04

the biggest fighter, holding the biggest weapon on the field.

0:48:040:48:07

But before he can deal the fatal blow,

0:48:070:48:09

Rob rushes in with a kamikaze bid.

0:48:090:48:12

Left on his own, it's Sam versus Goliath.

0:48:130:48:15

Gwilym in the black helmet is battling to stay on his feet.

0:48:170:48:20

Now, it's just Gwilym and Sam,

0:48:230:48:26

then a final crushing blow to his leg from the captain puts Sam down.

0:48:260:48:30

The last man standing at the other end is Gwilym, but not for long.

0:48:320:48:35

Team UK loses the first bout,

0:48:370:48:39

but worse than that, they're all walking wounded.

0:48:390:48:42

-My helm's fucked.

-Come on, Mark, get ready.

0:48:430:48:47

-Sorry, you should stay. We have no fighters.

-I can't breathe, man.

0:48:480:48:52

Because he has problem with the armour.

0:48:520:48:54

Dan's armour has failed, which means that injured captain Mark is

0:48:540:48:58

sent back in and a breathless Gwilym must fight again too.

0:48:580:49:02

The boys have to win this next bout to stay in the competition.

0:49:070:49:11

Sam and Gwilym were into some serious problems.

0:49:120:49:15

One has an axe and the other a mace.

0:49:150:49:17

Gwilym, in the black helmet, bravely runs in to help out team-mate Sam.

0:49:230:49:27

But even a key hit on the opponent's head isn't enough

0:49:300:49:33

to drop him and Gwilym gets floored, quickly followed by Sam.

0:49:330:49:38

Just one Team UK fighter left.

0:49:380:49:40

The last man standing is Rob and he's taking a thrashing.

0:49:400:49:43

Finally, marshals step in to stop the bout.

0:49:480:49:51

The valiant knights of the second team have been knocked

0:49:550:49:57

out of the five versus five competition.

0:49:570:50:00

Fucking weather, it's too hot.

0:50:000:50:03

Should have trained harder, really,

0:50:040:50:06

but it's too hot and I've not got enough water in.

0:50:060:50:08

That was hard. Everyone put everything into it and so did they.

0:50:080:50:12

Somehow, I ended up with the biggest guy every time.

0:50:120:50:16

Me and Sam, we did get crashed by one big dude but he was a big dude.

0:50:160:50:19

My left knee broke off and I wasn't allowed to fight on the last round.

0:50:190:50:23

I didn't like watching them, I felt powerless.

0:50:230:50:25

I wanted to go in and help them.

0:50:250:50:27

Cos, you know, they're my boys, they're my team.

0:50:270:50:29

We have lots of things to improve and we keep training,

0:50:290:50:32

we keep improving ourselves.

0:50:320:50:34

But for today, you are heroes today!

0:50:340:50:37

England!

0:50:370:50:40

TOGETHER: We charge!

0:50:400:50:41

Can I get a vanilla?

0:50:410:50:43

Fighting over for the day, best buddies Gwilym

0:50:430:50:45

and Dan grab a medieval ice cream and think about the future.

0:50:450:50:48

I really can't wait for next year, though, cos we're going to be so much better.

0:50:480:50:52

I don't know, I reckon it's easy to get up to semi-competent from completely crap.

0:50:520:50:57

But to get from competent to good...that's a bigger jump.

0:50:570:51:02

-I'm going to be shredded with thrill.

-You're going to be what?

0:51:020:51:05

-Shredded.

-Shredded.

0:51:050:51:07

At camp, the noble knights share war stories over a nice,

0:51:070:51:11

cold glass of mead.

0:51:110:51:13

I saw that other bloke...I had about three inch gap, if that,

0:51:130:51:17

between my hip plate and my leg plate

0:51:170:51:20

and he hit me twice in that same spot,

0:51:200:51:22

full power strike. And I was just like, aargh...

0:51:220:51:25

At the end I was just gripping onto the post like that and it was

0:51:250:51:28

like I'd stolen one of their pound coins or something cos

0:51:280:51:30

they were in every pocket. They were just all over me.

0:51:300:51:33

I was like, "I've got no money!"

0:51:330:51:36

HE LAUGHS

0:51:360:51:37

HE COUGHS

0:51:430:51:45

Oh, we drank way too much beer last night when we got back to camp.

0:51:450:51:47

Oh, I'm dying.

0:51:470:51:49

As Team B recover from the night's excesses, Team A conquer

0:51:490:51:53

Israel in the next round of the five vs. five competition.

0:51:530:51:56

THEY CHEER

0:51:580:52:00

Guys, we're in the quarterfinal!

0:52:000:52:02

Woo!

0:52:020:52:03

But now competition first timers Team UK face their greatest test.

0:52:060:52:11

Next opponents Russia have won every tournament since it began.

0:52:110:52:14

They're more tactical than other teams

0:52:150:52:18

and with Russia at first, it's a stand-off.

0:52:180:52:21

Then the fight explodes with ferocity!

0:52:220:52:25

Where Team UK struggle to find 15 men,

0:52:260:52:29

in Russia there are over 1,000 fighters to choose from.

0:52:290:52:32

The British boys fight as though their lives depend on it.

0:52:370:52:41

But it's not enough. Russia win two bouts to nil.

0:52:440:52:48

Team UK's first team is also knocked out of the tournament.

0:52:480:52:53

It was very hard.

0:52:530:52:54

We knew we have no chances against Russia,

0:52:540:52:56

so we just tried to get as much experience as we could.

0:52:560:52:59

They did really well and the Russians are tough,

0:52:590:53:01

-they're really tough so...

-We are too young for them at the moment.

0:53:010:53:05

Yeah, exactly...maybe next year, eh?

0:53:050:53:08

The closing ceremony of the Battle of the Nations tournament

0:53:100:53:13

begins with a startling and frankly insane spectacle.

0:53:130:53:16

This is the all versus all.

0:53:160:53:20

The competition's over and this gruesome carnage is purely for fun.

0:53:200:53:24

Up to 150 fighters in the arena at once,

0:53:240:53:27

and it's all about survival.

0:53:270:53:29

If you're a young knight and you're still hungry for battle,

0:53:340:53:37

this is your last chance to prove you're worthy.

0:53:370:53:40

Gwilym and Sam seize the moment and armour up one last time.

0:53:400:53:44

When 5' 10" Gwilym arrived,

0:53:440:53:46

he doubted his ability against the muscle men and hard-hitters.

0:53:460:53:51

I think I'm more confident in my abilities as a fighter now.

0:53:510:53:53

I honestly thought I'd go out there and I'd be the guy who gets taken

0:53:530:53:57

out in the first ten seconds, but I didn't, and I do have some potential.

0:53:570:54:01

I do have a chance to be good at this and maintain my place in the team.

0:54:010:54:06

-I took a really hard hit from a pole axe to the head.

-Let's do it.

0:54:060:54:10

Seeking to quench his thirst for danger,

0:54:100:54:13

Sam only started full-contact fighting a month ago.

0:54:130:54:15

For the adrenaline junkie in me,

0:54:170:54:19

when that visor goes down and all you can see

0:54:190:54:21

is five blokes stood in front of you

0:54:210:54:23

who just want nothing more than to hurt you, it's...

0:54:230:54:25

yeah, it does get you going.

0:54:250:54:27

APPLAUSE

0:54:270:54:29

So proud that they're doing it and they stood their ground.

0:54:290:54:32

As first-timers at the tournament,

0:54:320:54:34

it's been an incredible journey for the whole of Team UK.

0:54:340:54:38

Injuries in the one-versus-one battles,

0:54:380:54:40

but a quarterfinal place in the five-versus-fives.

0:54:400:54:43

Russia sweeps the awards, but a surprise for Team UK,

0:54:430:54:47

who win the best newcomer cup.

0:54:470:54:48

-United Kingdom!

-CHEERING

0:54:480:54:50

It's our first time out and we got to the quarterfinals.

0:54:500:54:54

That's insane. We're the only new team to get that far.

0:54:540:54:57

That's incredible.

0:54:570:54:59

-THEY CHEER

-Young knights Rob, Dan, Sam

0:54:590:55:02

and Gwilym joined this valiant crusade as novices.

0:55:020:55:05

They've bravely fought for queen and country

0:55:050:55:08

and are now knights of a much bigger realm.

0:55:080:55:10

Very proud now. Really proud of the team.

0:55:100:55:12

Everybody has performed wonderfully.

0:55:120:55:14

Next year, we're going to bring a bigger team.

0:55:140:55:17

Next year, hopefully, I'll be trained and fit.

0:55:230:55:25

I get this kind of five minutes of focus and determination,

0:55:250:55:29

and next minute, me mate rings me up and goes, "Fancy a pint?"

0:55:290:55:31

And I go, "Oh, that's a good idea!"

0:55:310:55:33

Yeah, cheers!

0:55:370:55:38

You do something like this against the world's best fighters,

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it really pushes you to get to that sort of level.

0:55:450:55:48

I want to fight the Russians,

0:55:520:55:53

I want to fight Belarus, you know, Poland.

0:55:530:55:55

All the really good teams. I want to be up there doing that.

0:55:550:55:58

This has been a sort of wake-up call, really.

0:56:010:56:03

Now I know that this is really what I want to do.

0:56:030:56:05

This is the priority. Everything else is just secondary.

0:56:080:56:11

Work's there to put food on the table, to pay rent,

0:56:120:56:15

and to buy armour. Fitness is there so I can fight stronger.

0:56:150:56:19

Certainly next year, I'm going to be twice as good.

0:56:190:56:21

Iechyd da!

0:56:250:56:27

It's crazy to think that I've only been doing this

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for a matter of months, but the people I've met,

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I already really trust and get on with so well.

0:56:330:56:36

I definitely feel like I'm leaving here

0:56:380:56:40

having achieved something, you know.

0:56:400:56:41

I didn't let my team-mates down.

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It's just like we've got this great group of lads that are just

0:56:470:56:50

all going out and giving everything they can.

0:56:500:56:52

It's been good meeting these guys and a privilege to fight with them.

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