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Contains some strong language. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
The peace and tranquillity of rural Wales | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
offers a chance to get away from it all. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
To live the good life far from the stresses of the modern world. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
For most, it remains a pipe dream, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
but this young city couple are determined to make it a reality. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
I'm going to do something different with the rest of my life. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Look at that. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Ah! Oh, my gosh! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
They want to set up a smallholding in Wales... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Got my first chicken. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
..and live off-grid... | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Whoa. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
..grow their own food... | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Iceberg lettuce, girl. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, easy tiger. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
..and keep their own animals... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
I never thought it would feel like that. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
..but, with hardly any money... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
We are brass pocket. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Like nada. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
..and even less know-how... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Why is it so hard? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
..will their green dreams survive... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
It can be done. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
..rural real life? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I'm selling. Sold! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
We'll figure it out, and that's where I'm at right now, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
is - I'm figuring it out. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Just outside Cardiff, in Barry, Wales, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Abz Love and Vicky Fallon's lives couldn't be further away | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
from the rough and ready life of a farmer. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Good girl. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
They and their five dogs | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
inhabit a world of sleek white granite and all mod cons. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
Stop it. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
That's it, nice and civilized. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Like we spoke about. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
No, no. Come on. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Abz and his fiancee, Vicky, are musicians. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
What is that? Who gave you a biscuit? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Writing and recording songs together is the world they know. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
Abz produced all of the music and I wrote and sang the song. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
# I'm-a let you be the bad boy... # | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Tell me this ain't Britney Spears! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Vicky is that beacon. It sounds really cheesy | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
but I always say it, but she's that... In the darkness, man, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
she was my light that come along. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
She's like my Sharon Osbourne, do you know what I'm saying? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
If ever we was going to release a duet, this is kind of that. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
-Sonny and Cher. -It's kind of that. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
It's along them lines. It's quite fresh, it's quite modern. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
The world's ready for another Sonny and Cher... | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-And Vicky blessed it with... -..only without the violence. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
For Abz and Vicky, the rock and roll of city life has lost its lustre. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:48 | |
I just want to get going. I'm just getting impatient now. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Abz wants to give it all up and start a whole new life. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Just I'm tired of all the plastic and all the shopping. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
That's what I mean by off-grid and getting away from everything. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I want to go against all of that and just exist. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Oh, man. I love the wilderness. I love the outback. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I love just the... | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
You've just got space. You've just space, man. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Like, that compared to being on a train in the middle of London. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Don't give it all guru. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Abz's dream is to buy a smallholding in the country. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Vicky agrees but wants to keep their feet on the ground. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
You need to learn to listen | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
because country life is real and it's hard and, you know, it's rough. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
People can get hurt. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-No, see... -No. -You're putting out that juju. We don't need that juju. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
I don't think like that so it don't happen. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
There is more accidents in the country. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-You've got machinery. You've got animals. -Listen... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Dirty, muddy, slippy, rocky, danger. Danger! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Listen, I've had issues with the Hoover in the house | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
that have been very dangerous, like. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
How has a Hoover been dangerous to you?! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
The hosepipe around your leg, you trip on it, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
it doesn't come round the corner when you pull it. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
But what I'm trying to make the point is - I'm not dangerous. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
It just kind of finds me. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Abz and Vicky have agreed that, dangerous or not, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
they'd like to start their new simpler life in rural Wales. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
This is Llandeilo, babe. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
It's like Notting Hill. It's got the coloured houses. Yeah. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Welsh Notting Hill. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Cla-cli-cle-ka Hill. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Although Abz and Vicky like the idea of being self-sufficient, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
they're not sure what that's going to look like, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
so they're heading to North Pembrokeshire | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
to meet a pioneering community living off-grid | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
who may be able to fill in the picture. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
They're visiting an eco-village of nine smallholdings | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
called the Lammas project. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Lammas in the building. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Lammas. -Here we are. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Lammas was established in 2009 after new laws | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
allowed green development in the Welsh countryside. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Here everybody lives off-grid. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
They grow their own food, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
generate their own power | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
and even build their own distinctive eco-friendly homes. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
If Abz and Vicky want a green dream on a budget, | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
then Lammas might offer some answers. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Like this. Look at this. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
-I think that's Simon in the brown. -OK. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Simon Dale is one of the UK's best-known eco-builders. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
How're you doing? I'm Vicky. Nice to meet you. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
He built his first hobbit house in 2003 for £3,000. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
Thanks for giving us the time, man. This is amazing. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Since then, he has transformed his hillside of seven acres | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
into a prototype for green living. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
His planting scheme is a model for what Vicky and Abz could achieve. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Have a little walk around and see what we're doing now. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-See what we've done in the past few years. -That would be great, man. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
The magic happens, man. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Coming to places like this, I know I'll leave so inspired. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
What sort of stuff are you growing there? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
It's a perennial cabbage. Just keeps on growing, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
keeps on growing, so you don't have to re-plant it. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
-Did you say it was a predatorial cabbage? -Perennial. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
I was thinking, "Boy! Stay away from the cabbages at Lammas, man." | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
These are phacelia, which are green manures. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
You can eat it. You have to not eat loads and loads | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
because there's some stuff in it | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
which is a bit bad for you. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-Good for you or bad for you? -Good-bad for you or bad-good for you? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
What are we saying? Are we saying like good-bad? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Like it's good but it's bad, | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
but you can't say that it's good because it's bad, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
or are we saying like good-good where it's like the good shit | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
-or are we saying like... -Both. -He's confused! -It's both! All right. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-Sweet. -Please, the poor man! -My bad. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
I'm impressed with this grass mound. I'm not going to lie. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
-What is that? -It's just a pile of turf. -It's so healthy. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
-That's just turf and it's all grown on it. -I want one of them. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-Look at these! Darling. Is that rhubarb? -Oh, they're amazing. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
-It's rainbow chard. -Chard, yeah. -Rainbow chard. -Whoa. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-It's got beautiful stems. -Whoa. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-So sick, man. I love it. It's so cool. -It's wicked, isn't it? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Everything just feels happy here. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Birds are like just constantly singing a nice like theme. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
They're, like, orchestrated just for this moment, it feels like, | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
you know what I'm saying? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
It's stunning, man. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Little bit jealous. Little bit jealous. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
You're bringing out my envious part. I want to live here, too. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
This is really cool. It's so cool, man. So cool. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
There's a real sense of community here, man. It's positive. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
It is harmonious. It's like when you get your fish tank set up just right | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
and you've got the PH levels just right | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
and you've got the blue lights and everything's happy. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
All the fish are happy, the ripples, everything's nice. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
I mean, that's not a good example because my fish died. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Not like your tank. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
Like many residents at Lammas, | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Simon is used to helping out people with green ambitions | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
but no idea where to start. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
I'd love a workshop. You just need the tools, you need the stuff. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
It's knowing what they are, though. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
That's not an apple de-corer, is it? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
See. I put that in a apple and take out the centre of a apple. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Do you think what we're getting into, Simon, is quite challenging? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-Do you think we're nuts? -Do you think we're nuts? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
I think you're as sane as anybody. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I've got massive respect for your readiness to dive into your dreams, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
you know, because what is life for? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I feel like people are just slightly off course a little bit. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
What are they going to do when they ain't got no electric? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
And you can't get Fifa to play and your kids are going crazy | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
and they need food and, like, Tesco's is shut down | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-and there's zombies all in the street? -All right, calm down. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Simon's got a shed full of like... Look at the size of that. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
You could decapitate three zombies with one of them. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Then go and get an apple. Do you know what I'm saying? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Everyone's happy, yeah. The coast is clear. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Yeah! -Wicked. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
Tao Wimbush is one of the founding fathers of Lammas, | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
where the needs of the community are largely met by their own efforts. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
However, just like the rest of us, | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
they still need some money to get by on, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
so Tao and his wife Hoppi farm ducks, geese and cows. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Hoppi also runs a skincare business, a cut flower trade | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
and operates the smallest registered dairy in the UK. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
If there is money to be made from a smallholding, | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
they're the people to talk to. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-I'm Vicky. -Good to meet you, and... -Abz. What was your name? -Hoppi. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Hoppi. Pleasure, darling. This place is magic. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Do you want to do this? -Yeah. -It's magic. Yeah. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Permaculture, have you heard about permaculture? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
It's like a map of nature and it's about caring for yourselves, | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
caring for the land and taking your fair share | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
in harmony with the earth, yeah? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
So it's a really very well thought-out principled way | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
of looking at your water, looking at your energy, | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
looking at your plants, everything. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
What is it that you actually want from the land? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Like, what's the relationship that you want to create? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I'd like to plant like fruit galore. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
I don't know whether I'll need a polytunnel. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
What ones I can grow just naturally out and just... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
I want to... Like, butterflies. I want an aviary. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
I want to just go wild with it. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
You need to know what height your land is | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
and you need to like think about if you're going to have livestock, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
how you're going to fence it so that it doesn't eat your trees. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Yep. -It's like a lot. It is a lot. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Like the idea's there | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
and I can see myself like in my caravan and I'm happy and stuff, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
but there's a lot of effort and energy and tears, blood and sweat | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
that have to go into this. There really is. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
I think like it will hit me when we get there. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
It is very much city boy but I know what there is to... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
I know what I've got to take on and I'm prepared and I can't wait. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
They've got a fabulous attitude to pulling it off. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
They've got a lot to learn. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
There's a lot of delicious dreaming and kind of, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
"Oh, yeah, this is going to be so lovely," | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
and the reality? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Well, we'll see. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
I'm going to check out the toilet at Lammas. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Apparently, it's something I need to see. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Smell the mint as you walk on it. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I like it! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
So, like, when you're running low on mint, you can come to the toilet. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
It's ingenious. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
Lammas, that's probably as close to the good life, in my eyes, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
as you're going to get. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
But even the good life costs money. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Back in 2009, each family paid £40,000 | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
to buy their plot of land at Lammas. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Thanks so much, Hoppi. Much appreciated, darling. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Bye-bye, lovelies. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
Abz and Vicky need to get their finances straight | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
if they're going to make their move to the country, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
and money is a problem. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Abz went bankrupt years ago and we've spent the last six years | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
gradually building ourselves up but we're by no way millionaires. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:03 | |
# Dance how you wanna dance | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
# Let's all get down while we got the chance... # | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Back in 1997, Abz found fame with boy band Five. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
# Line after line | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
# I flow like rhyme after rhyme... # | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
The band broke up four years later, but reformed in 2012. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
-We're on our way to Butlins. -Yes, we are. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Bognor, for a Five show. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Make some noise for Five! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
These days, Abz is on the road with a Five reunion tour. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
OK, I'm getting changed in my luxurious changing room. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
I've got a three-seat to get ready on if I want to stretch out | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
and I've got a pillow. As you can see, it gets cosy. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-Hey! -Sorry! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Changing rooms can get, like, interrupted sometimes | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
and I don't appreciate it, to be honest with you. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Just saying, it's my quarters. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Knock! Yo, you gotta knock! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
HE RAPS | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
I just find it really tedious now. I haven't got the buzz anymore. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:10 | |
I step on stage and where's the buzz? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Where did the buzz go? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Come on, Bognor Regis! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
ABZ SHOUTS | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
Buzz or no buzz, these shows have been a godsend. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
The money that came with success has long gone. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Out! Good boys. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Their luxury house is just rented accommodation, | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
but Abz's reunion tours have been paying the bills | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
and they've managed to save a small deposit. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
We was looking for any place. I was looking at pieces of... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
plots of land for 20 grand and 5 grand and whatever I could get. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
Look, I've found these two places for you. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Vicky's roped in her sister Gemma to help them. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Lammas was a bit of a reality check | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
and they've realised that they've got to match their big ambition | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
to their limited know-how and even smaller budget. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
The first one is completely derelict. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
-That hasn't even got a door. -No. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
How d'you get in? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Despite Abz's rock-and-roll credit history, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
they're optimistic they can raise a mortgage of £150,000, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
but it's not going to get them much. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
-It's a Welsh... -Wait, but that's not... | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
You can't move in and live in there, can you? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
-No, you have to have a caravan. -What's it called? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Let's get the first four letters out the way first. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-C-M-W-C... Scanorg... -Canooukya... | 0:14:28 | 0:14:34 | |
-Wa-a-awa... -Cng... | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
That is literally just bricks. I'm spending 150 grand on bricks. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
Is there another one? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
The next option that we have here is... | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-This is more realistic, I believe. -I like that one. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
-This is a three-bed. -Fucking name again. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Look at the price of that. That's the same price. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
It's all structurally sound. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
It's got electricity, it's got its own water-drainage supply | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
but, inside, it needs fully modernising. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
And it's got this outbuilding which you can develop. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
I like that. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
I can see myself just running butt naked on that land, happy. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
Where's this address? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
This one is called... | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
How do you say that? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
Bontne... HE MUMBLES | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
C...Ceridigion? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
FRENCH ACCENT Savadision. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-It's not French! -That's how you say Savadision. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
"Where do you live?" "Savadision." | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Oh, the south of France? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
Er, no, its actually in Bontenewyd Finonowin. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
You can't say it in a French accent, that's just weird. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
I like that one. Let's go and look at that one. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Across Wales, dozens of smallholdings | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
come on the market every month, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
but very few of them fall into Abz and Vicky's price range of | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
under £150,000. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Araf, honey, araf! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
What? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Slow your arse down, that means. -OK. -In Welsh. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
You don't realise how fast you're going on all these little roads. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Everyone else does. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
Eyes open. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Focus. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
I'm excited about this place, guys. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Looks like a bomb's hit it. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Wow. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Look at the house, man, that's falling to bits. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
That is hardcore! Are you sure we're at the right place? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Yeah, that's it. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Could do with a bit of paint. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
Ffynnonwen in County Ceredigion in mid Wales is being sold by | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
a farming family who've lived here for generations. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Hey-hey! Whoo! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
We're in! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
Yeah, that is cool. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
It's nicer on the inside than it is on the outside. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
There's no mood lighting, innit. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
I like it. I like it more now I'm inside it, to be honest. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
It's proper rough. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
This is what it's got to - with him considering a place like this! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
But that's where we're at. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
We're so desperate, we just want a home. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Man, you need a lot of work. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Like most Welsh farms, Fynnonwen is surrounded by rough grazing land. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Look! There's sheep poo, man. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
It's not good. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
-I like it. -I like it. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-Listen, see all this, babe? -I just... | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
See this whole section here? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
You could get planning for that, no bother, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
turn that into, like, erm, more of a modern wing | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
and you could put a glass roof on the south facing side. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
And what about the sheep? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
What do you mean? Whose are they? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Will the dogs...? Will the dogs chase them? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
The dogs will be fenced in. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-You got to be careful of sheep worrying. -Sheep what? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-Worrying? -Sheep worrying? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
-Sheep worrying, innit? -Something like that. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-Sheep worrying. -Yeah! What? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
It's like scaring sheep. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Do you not know what sheep worrying is? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-What, from the dogs, you mean? -Yeah. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-What, the dogs will worry the sheep... -Yeah. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-..and it's called sheep worrying? -Yeah. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
We'll just have to fence things in properly. It'll be fine. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
I like it cos it's somewhere. D'you know what I'm saying? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
I'd be happy on this land here. I'd be happy all day long. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
What's going on over here? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
On these hills, heavy rain and poor soil... | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
What is that growing? What is that? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
..create the perfect conditions for bog. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Why is it not grass? What is this? What is this round stuff? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
What is that? Whoa! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Narrow area. Ah-agh! Oh, man, that's messy. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
I love the quietness. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
I know, that's beautiful. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
I like the land more than the house. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
I like it. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
It could work. It could work. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
It needs some TLC, doesn't it? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
TLC? Fucking hell. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
This needs some Grand Designs shit! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
How d'you cut this grass? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
We called the solicitors, called the brokers and stuff, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
and put an offer in straight away. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
So it is all go on this house! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
It was somewhere, it was cheap. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Abz and Vicky's offer of the full asking price for the property | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
and three acres was accepted. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
But this was their entire budget, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
so now there's nothing left to pay for essential building work | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
to renovate the farm. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
We never worry about money, which is probably why we've been bankrupt. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Easy go, easy come. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
We, we kinda just trust that everything will work out. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
And with no choice but to do the restoration work themselves, | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
they need to find a way to live on-site. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
So they're looking for a caravan. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Definitely not that one cos I think that one needs too much work. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
What is that? I don't know what that is. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Wow. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
A bit like a spaceship, I quite like it. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Welcome, welcome. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
Cassette deck. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I don't even own a cassette anymore! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Oh, dear God. What's this like? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
Shut up. Is that a toilet? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Yeah, it's a toilet. Can you close the door? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
See what it's like in here? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
It's terrifying in here! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
What's in there? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
A can of Strongbow. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
-I like that. -You can't go cruising down the motorway burning shit | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
-out of, like, a wood burner. -No. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
What's this? Is this the bed? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Yeah, don't sit on it. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Oh, shit. -So can I pin notes to that? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Fabulous, I'm lovin' that! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
ABZ LAUGHS | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
That's the highlight, that's got to be the highlight of my day. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
So he's taken a pipe, | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
and he's threaded it through a bit of wood | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
so you've got that "at home" feel. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
You know, like, that you turn this thing. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
You know, that shape, er, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
getting water out of it might be a problem. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Where's the tap? Where's the screw? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I'm guessing you have to suck to get some kind of flow going, | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
-like, you know when you get petrol out of a car? -What?! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
I do like a project! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
So a caravan looks like an affordable option to live in | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
whilst they renovate the farm. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
And Abz is inspired by other money-making possibilities. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
What about putting a swimming pool on the top of a bus? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Like a hot tub. We can drive round Wales and say, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
"I notice you haven't got access to a hot tub on your land. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
"Would you like to spend half an hour | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
"in a therapeutic Himalayan salt bath?" | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
WELSH ACCENT "That sounds lovely, innit!" | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Unworried by the mortgage company dragging its feet, | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
and undaunted by the derelict state of the property... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
..and not put off by knowing even less about building | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
than they do about farming, | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Abz wants to acquire some livestock. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
You know what I'd really like? I'd like some chickens. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
Maybe a couple of sheep. I like a little cow. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
-I saw a little cow, you can get them. -Yeah? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
-And I'd like some pigs. -OK. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
Little pigs. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
I don't want a big pig, just a little pig. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
What's that? It's a little pig, hey! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
But they're not canapes! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
They want to get their dogs used to livestock | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
but they need something they can keep in a suburban home. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Every week farmers converge at auctions like this one in | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Ffairfach, Carmarthenshire, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
to buy animals and farm machinery. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
£6, £6, I'm bid. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
At 7! 7 for 8, 7, 7 for 8, 7 for 8, 7. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
At £7 latest bid. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
At £7, £7 all the way. At £7... | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
I might buy some cable ties. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
At 7 for 8, 7, folks. £8.10, 10 for a bid, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
10, 11, £11, 12, £12. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Ready to go, then, £8, £8, £8 for the Christmas turkeys... | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Today's auction is rather special. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Whilst most trade sheep and cattle, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
this one is a sale of rare-breed poultry. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
£11, on we go. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Look at these ducks! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
-Oh, he's gorgeous! -I know. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, we've got to have him. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
-No, but he'll get eaten. -We've got to have these two. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-Let's look... -Love it, quickly. -Don't worry about them. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Let's quickly make some decisions. I... | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Whoa, look at him! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
Chickens are a great way to start the process of | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
becoming self-sufficient. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
In prime condition, a hen can produce over 300 eggs a year, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
but Abz and Vicky have other priorities. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
I think we need to get big chickens | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
that can defend themselves against dogs. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
I think it's him! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
I'd like to call him Elvis. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
That's typical. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
-Elvis in his rhinestone cat suit! Look at him! -Lionel Richie! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
SHE SINGS # All night long! # | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Yeah, I think I want him. Let's get him. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
A pullet is a young bird. | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
Auctioneer John Davies is an expert on the poultry on sale today. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:04 | |
Now, you've got more ornamental birds here. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
You're not going to have any sort of commercial venture | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
out of the eggs you're going to get out of those birds. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Right, I'm thinking, like, one or two of them. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Those will produce eggs, you'll get an egg a day. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
That's a lot of omelettes, man! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
Imagine what we could do with an egg a day? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-We'll just be throwing them around. -You can sell 'em! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
-Rock star eggs. -Absolutely. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Paint them black, put a little gold star on 'em. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
That's it, fiver to go, then... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Despite the appeal of the revenue stream promised by rock star eggs, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
Abz and Vicky are sticking with their plan to buy a cockerel... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
the non-egg laying male of the species. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
£4, £1 was there, 5, are they coming to that? £4...! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
I can't understand him. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
One lovely cockerel, boys, he's lonely in the pen there, boys! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
He's a pretty cockerel! Let's say couple of pound for him. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
Couple of pound, £2, £2, £2, £2, 2! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, | 0:25:54 | 0:26:00 | |
£8, £8, £8, £8, 9, 10. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
At 10, here's the bid. At £10, £10, 10, sell, then. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Beautiful cockerel at £10. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-Yeah! -Bargain! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Officially... | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
..£10.60. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-That's my deeds for my chicken. -Oh, nice! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Would you like to check that they're all in order? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
He's probably thinking, "Who the hell are these people?" | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Got my first chicken, met the locals. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
A few disapproving looks, I felt. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
But that's to be expected. I'm on their territory. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
-Let's get out of here. -Let's do it. -Let's go. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
We kept the chicken that we bought at auction inside | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
because we were living in a built-up area | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
and you don't need no cocka-doodle-doo | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
at six in the morning. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
There you are. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
DOGS BARK AND COCKEREL CLUCKS | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
-There you are, a little mountain for you. -Not on the fruit. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
I smell chicken! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
I smell...chicken! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Oh, yeah, he'll like croissant! There we go! Yeah! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
He's a French chicken. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Good boy. Oh! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
COCKEREL CLUCKS | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Fernando is a friend, OK? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
-He's family, not food, OK? -Chickens are friends, not food. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
How hard can it be? Really? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Next time... | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
This would be the kitchen. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Put the kettle on! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
It can be done. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:49 | |
I look at this and I see potential. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
Sweet. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
Innit so small? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
..they're on a steep learning curve... | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Man, these matches don't work. Nothing's catching fire. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
Yeah, give it a go. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Whoa! Jesus! Lord have mercy! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
Get off, get off. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
-That's crazy. -You're a natural, man. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
..and there's a reality check in store. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
What's going on in this field? | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
-Don't know. -Oh, no. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Oh, my gosh, that's messy. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:22 | |
-You've got to make some serious choices, guys. -Yeah. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Reality bites, don't it? | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
They're going to have to change their thinking quite radically. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 |