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Name - Ronald "Goliath" Corbett. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# When whippoorwills call And evening is nigh | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# I hurry to my blue heaven. # | 0:00:11 | 0:00:16 | |
I want to just hug him and whenever I see him, I always hug him on meeting him. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:21 | |
I just want to have a nice hug from him. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
There's so much going on in Ronnie Corbett. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
He makes it effortless. There's his natural charm, his warmth, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
his cunning, his craftsmanship, there's the years of experience. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
He's an entertainer. He wants to entertain you. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Whenever Ronnie's on, I feel, "I'm comfortable here. I'm really going to enjoy this". | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
Because he's enjoying it! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
And now of course the star of our show, Mr Ronnie Corbett! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
All of today's performers would view Ronnie | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
as something of a godfather and someone to look up to | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
and be in awe of and respectful of, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
not in a retrospective way because he can do anything with anybody. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
He's just as contemporary now as ever he was. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh, hi. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
He just represents years and years of great British comedy, really. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:43 | |
BOTH: Rather a nice house. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Of course, not to my taste. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Nor mine. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
I prefer something more...elaborate. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Me too. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
He's right up there. He's top of his game. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
He's still a funny man. He's still wanted by producers and directors. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
He's a little master. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
People always come up and have a wee chat. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
They always say to me, how did you start in the business? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
What made you decide to become a comedian? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
Which is what I am... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
In those days, the West End did offer | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
fantastic little opportunities and venues for people doing... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:50 | |
like intimate revues, and there was Winston's and Churchill's, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
there was Edmundo Ros', there was Murray's Club | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
and Danny La Rue's was a huge success amongst all these clubs I've mentioned. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
We did a sort of satirical little evening, I mean, gently satirical. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
One day, I leaped over a fence. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Preparation and leap. Preparation and leap. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
They sent you up, didn't they? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
I leaped over the fence and was caught by the Cossacks. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Oh, my goodness. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Danny La Rue's club was THE meeting place for pros. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:27 | |
Even if you'd seen the show before, you'd say, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
"Let's go into Danny's again," | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
mostly to see Ronnie and Danny do their double-act, which was wonderful. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:38 | |
# Happy feet. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
# We've got those happy feet | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
# And now they will repeat, We're happy together. # | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
-# Dame Margo -And the Rudy we both know | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
# The Iron Curtain need not be a trap | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
# When I and Rudy bridge that gap... # | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
The partnership with Danny La Rue was really good | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
because it wouldn't work so well with a big man, | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
there's something funny about the woman's taller than the man, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
especially in that ballet spoof that they do. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
It's like, how on earth is that little man | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
going to lift up that great big woman? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Danny's ended up being the most fantastically successful room. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:18 | |
You couldn't get in. You had to make special arrangements to get in. You had to book. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
It was always full of stars who were visiting London, no expense was spared. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:28 | |
A little jewel of a show went on there. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
I played the leading man to Danny's heroines, really, | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
and the fact that I was a tiny leading man | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
added to the comedy, I suppose. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
When I first met him, he'd been working with Danny La Rue in cabaret, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
on stage, so he could sing and he could dance and he could be outrageous and do whatever | 0:05:06 | 0:05:12 | |
and he managed to make this move into a quite sort of, | 0:05:12 | 0:05:18 | |
if you like, quite a mould-breaking television comedy series, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
which was the Frost Report, where a lot of Pythons got their first break, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
both as writers and performers, the two Ronnies were brought together, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
and that was, kind of, very different to what he was doing in cabaret. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Perhaps we should straighten up one point straight away. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
You're not in fact Julie Andrews, are you? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh, no, no. Let's get that quite clear from the outset. No, no, no. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
She merely employs my organisation, LF Dibley & Son, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
in order to save her from having to appear in person. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
The sketch about me being Julie Andrews or whatever was sort of what we enjoyed writing at the time, | 0:05:53 | 0:06:01 | |
slightly pre-Python, someone whose job was to go around being other celebrities, you know. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
And clearly wasn't! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I liked the fact it was just so bad, the attempt to fool people! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:15 | |
DEADPAN: # Doe, a deer, a female deer, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
# Drop, a ray of golden sun. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
# Far, a long, long way to come. # | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
My, oh, my. My, oh, my | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I am only happy when I sing. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
But alas I must be winging my way back to Hollywood. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
But I shall always treasure this meeting with you today. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Thank you and God bless you all. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Then I'm smuggled out the back way to avoid the fans and off down the pub for a pint of mild. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
'The Frost Report was a complete change in my life.' | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
As far as making one's face well-known and name well-known, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:48 | |
the Frost Report was the turning point. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
I look down on him because I am upper-class. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
I look up to him because he is upper-class. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
But I look down on him because he is lower-class. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
I am middle-class. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
I know my place. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
This is Anthony Burgess. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Yes, a review of the Frost Report, the class sketch. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
"They're a kind of visual epigram made out of the intellectual fact of human variety. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:27 | |
"This epigram is also a paradigm for conjugating social statements | 0:07:27 | 0:07:33 | |
"about class, chiefly with great neatness." God! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
I look up to them both, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
but I don't look up to him as much as I look up to him. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:45 | |
Because he has got innate breeding. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I have got innate breeding but I have not got any money | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
so sometimes I look up to him. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
I still look up to him because although I have money, I am vulgar. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:02 | |
But I am not as vulgar as him so I still look down on him. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
I know my place. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-It's so memorable because it looks so unlike any other sketch you've ever seen. -I know. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
It's so strange to see three people talking to each other in that way. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
And still when class is discussed at the Tory party conference, | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
the Telegraph will have a picture of the three of us again after all these years. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
You do think of people the shape of David Walliams | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
as being grand and elegant, in the royal box at Ascot, | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
where we have to scum along and fit in where we can. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
-That's right. We know our place. -We know our place, yes. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
We all know our place, but what do we get out of it? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
I get a feeling of superiority over them. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
I get a feeling of inferiority from him. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
But a feeling of superiority over him. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
I get a pain in the back of my neck. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Do you think David Frost is... What do you think he's most proud of? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Do you think the Nixon interviews or Through The Keyhole? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
(THEY LAUGH) | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Ron was certainly an extremely skilful character actor | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
and he taught me a bit about character acting | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
and I was a little bit more vaudevillian and silly-arse nightclub and I taught him | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
silly-arse nightclub and he taught me character acting, so between us, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
we met in the middle of the road | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
and taught each other a little bit of something each, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
so the skills rubbed off on each other so we were lucky in that way. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
The Two Ronnies is so iconic from my childhood because it was the treat | 0:10:34 | 0:10:41 | |
that we got to watch on a Saturday night before Starsky and Hutch. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:46 | |
-What I especially loved was, well, I always loved the songs. -Yes. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:52 | |
Loved the songs, which must have been a great hoot to do. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Yes, they were. Terrific, yes. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Amazing. Amazing, big, kick-off production numbers, which I love. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:03 | |
I'd always finish on a song if I could. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
I hope we're going to do it tonight, are we? I very much hope that. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
# Now you're sad and tumble down | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
# But you'll always be Camden Town, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
# My Camden Town You are home to me. # | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
For me, a lot of the musical stuff, the musical set-pieces, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
were just so brilliantly done. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
They were like these kind of little tour de forces | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
that would happen every week. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
# You can go for a man with dimples | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
# Stick with a slick brunette | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
# But for a girl with the best goose pimples | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
# You can't beat the majorette. # | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
# Sod off, sod off, sod off, sod off | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
# So doff your hat, I pray. # | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
They did a great song set at an Eisteddfod in Wales, | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
and I can still remember the words. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
It went, "Our conductor Albert Stratton..." | 0:12:07 | 0:12:12 | |
# Trouserless but with his hat on | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
# A ribbon tied around his button | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
# He won second prize | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
# Through the valleys of the Rhondda | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
# Singing songs from way back yonder | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
# But our minds are bound to wander | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
# When we've had a shower. # | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
We were loath to rehearse, so if you could sit down round a table for a meeting... | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
-Really? You preferred that than getting it on its feet? -Yes. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
It's all a bit tiring doing that. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
You sort of feel, "I don't want to do it too much," | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
because you want to save some of it in front of the audience, don't you? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
-You want to keep the excitement. -That's right. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Hello. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Jolly nice party, this, isn't it? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
That was written by me and Terry. I think. My God, I hope so! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
My name's... | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
He'd say something to Ronnie, Ronnie suddenly slaps him across the face | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
and says, "Terribly sorry, it's just I've got something that I do". | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
So then got talking. "So, you live round here?" | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
"No, we live in a bungalow up there." And he'd hit him again. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
I remember being quite frightened by it, | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
and Ronnie being so slapped so often, it was fantastic. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
The effrontery of it - "What, what is it?" | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
I remember him doing that and his hair all flapping. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-What is this? What is it? -I'm sorry. It's something I just can't control. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:52 | |
-If I were you, I'd just move away. -Well, I mean... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Everybody else does. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Don't worry, I'll be all right. I'm used to it. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Well, it seems such a shame. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Instead of just going, "Stop it, you're a crazy person", | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
there's an English reserve which suggests, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
"Oh, really, there's a problem? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
"Don't worry, don't bother yourself. I'll avoid your slaps and punches"." | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
Supposing I just sort of... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Supposing I just sort of kept an eye on that hand of yours, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
and every time it came up, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
you know, to give me a thing, I duck my head, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
we could have quite a reasonable conversation. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
There we are. Ooh! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
He's a man who will leave that party going, | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
"That was an odd turn of events. I don't know if you ran into that man? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
"He kept slapping me". | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
There's never a sense that he's an utter fool. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
He's a man who, through circumstance, found himself in that situation. And trying to remain polite. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
I feel so pathetic, so hopelessly helpless, | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
not being able to cope with this problem of yours. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-I'm very sorry. -Thanks for trying, anyway. -Well... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
-No hard feelings, then? -No, none at all. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Terry Jones and myself were writing together. We were jobbing writers. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
Python didn't pay us much money. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
We were sending material in to The Two Ronnies even while we were planning Monty Python. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:09 | |
-Hello, I want to join the... -Shh! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
(SHOUTING) I want to join the library! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Do you mind not shouting, please? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
I can't help shouting! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
SHH! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Please, talk quietly. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
I can't talk quietly! That's why I want to join the library! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
I want a copy of a book entitled How Not To Shout! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
I'll see if I can find it. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-Thank you very much indeed! -Mr Simpson. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
(SHOUTING) Yes! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-This gentleman wants a book called How Not To Shout. -What? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
-This gentleman wants a book called How Not To Shout. -There's no such book! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
Oh, yes, there is! It's called How Not To Shout! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
No, no! There's a book called How To Shout Louder! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Or How To Shout Terrifically Loud! That's a good one! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-Or How To Scream At The... -No, no, I don't want to shout! -Shh. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
-What? -I want to stop shouting! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
That's why I want a copy of the book entitled How Not To Shout! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
'We were very fortunate. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
There were a lot of very, very clever writers about, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
people who were fascinated by words, by rhymes and by wordplay. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:24 | |
Hello, Simon. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-Hello, Gerald here. -Hello, Doris. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Doris, it's me, Walter. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
How are you, old man? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
All right, thanks. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Listen, Simon, I had to ring you up | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
to find out how you got on with that fabulous new girl last night. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Not too bad. There were one or two things I couldn't quite get hold of. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Yes, I know the kind of girl. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Where did you take her, somewhere exotic? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Sainsbury's. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Bianca Jagger goes there, doesn't she? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
I think the best thing I could do, dear, | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-is to go through the list with you. -Yes, yes, that's a good idea. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
So what was she like? What sort of girl? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
-A French bread. -Ooh! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
Bloomers, two large. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Kept slipping down, you mean? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Well, if you will go ice skating, | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-you will keep slipping down, won't you, old chap? -And rolls for 20p. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
She doesn't! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
They had fantastic writers. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
When you look at the names of the people who were writing for The Two Ronnies, | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
they were brilliant, brilliant writers. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
He was literally cherry-picking all the greatest teams of comedic minds we've ever had. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:38 | |
That's an extraordinary path to have taken. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
That David Renwick sketch, which is the Mastermind one, is extraordinary. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
As a piece of writing, it's quite brilliant. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I don't know where he started when he wrote that sketch. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
I still, periodically I still watch that just to remind myself | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
of just perfect, precision-engineered sketch writing. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
And so to our first contender. Good evening. Your name, please? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
-Good evening. -In the first heat, your chosen subject was answering questions before they were asked. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
-This time you've chosen to answer the question before last each time. Is that correct? -Charlie Smithers. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:15 | |
And your time starts now. What is palaeontology? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
Yes, absolutely correct. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
What's the name of the directory that lists members of the peerage? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
A study of old fossils. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Correct. Who are Len Murray and Sir Geoffrey Howe? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Burke's. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Correct. What is the difference between a donkey and an ass? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
One is a trade union leader | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
and the other is a member of the Cabinet. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Correct. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Some of those sketches, you know, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
he just completely flings himself into it, | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
with such great deal of seriousness and commitment | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
that it's incredibly endearing, and very funny as well. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
Oh, dear. It's like Piccadilly Circus in here tonight. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
What's this one here? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Evening. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
If I was thinking of coming down that chute, I'd go, OK, yeah, | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
that would be funny, but maybe I'll do a little flip at the end | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
or scream or some line at the end. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
But he knew that just simply going down it was enough. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
And it was. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
What's this - one handkerchief? There ought to be a minimum charge. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
Well, the chute is certainly working all right. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
His size for that was perfect. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
He could maintain this very neat... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
..neat legs, neat feet, and then the slide looked even longer. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
It was just perfect. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
I was diplomatic but firm, you know what I mean? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
You go and tell them either they knock it on the head or out they go. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
Yes, that's the ticket. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
-You tell them that. But be diplomatic. -I will. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
Just say to them, "We're not running a hotel here for yobbos and the likes of you". | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
I explained to them... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
I explained to them that whereas we realise they were guests, | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
they must consider the other guests. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
I see. Did they come to a decision? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
They did, yes. They decided to throw me down the chute again. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
As an adult dissecting that comedically, you go, "Really? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
"Really, though? And those stairs are very quick to get up". | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
And it doesn't make sense, but it doesn't matter. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
You just go, "Please come down the chute again!" | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Ronnie Corbett, apart from being a brilliant stand up, | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
is also a great actor, and he's also a rather effective dancer. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:52 | |
He has a real understanding of rhythm, and knows how to move. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
# You'll find them in the nicest homes | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
# At court, they're just the stuff | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
# They do say that his Majesty just cannot get enough | 0:20:59 | 0:21:04 | |
# I know a wealthy grocer in the better part of Ealing | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
# And every time I visit him I get a lovely feeling | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
# I drink his fine old brandy And I smoke his best Havanas | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
# And all I give him in return are Billy Pratt's bananas. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
# And all I give him in return are Billy Pratt's bananas. # | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
He's what I call a sophisticated mover. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
There's not an ounce of wasted energy. It's all within him. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
He sort of sways and he has that lovely, sophisticated... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
He's a sophisticated person, Ronnie. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
What I find particularly funny about Ronnie's movement is his jumping. He bounces. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:42 | |
What's your secret to dancing well and comedically? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Moving funnily. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
When I came out of the Air Force I'd go to tap classes and tap dancing, | 0:22:05 | 0:22:12 | |
so I kind of moved a bit. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
It's eccentric dancing, isn't it? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
For sure. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
And you've got it in... | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
In my genes. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-Dancing bones. Funny dancing bones. -Funny dancing bones. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:28 | |
# Hey ho and up she... | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
# Measures her bust in school cap sizes | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
# Six and seven eighths. # | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
I remember longing for them to put dresses on in The Two Ronnies. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:42 | |
That was always the bit that I was really excited about. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
When are they going to come on with the boobs and the dresses? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
# Rosy paths and ruby gates | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
# Travelled east on winter rates | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
# Started off to see the palm trees | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
# Ended up as two stone dates | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
# Left our boyfriends, Tom and Dick | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
# Back at home in Hampton Wick | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
# Dick is in the Territorials | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
# Tom is in the local nick. # | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
I suppose I was naturally, | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
being tiny, neat and tiny, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
and therefore I was a neat and tidy little lady, or I became one. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
Like my mum, really. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
I probably was introduced to men dressing up as women | 0:23:23 | 0:23:29 | |
by you and Ronnie. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
-Every week, you didn't shy away from it, did you? -No, no! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
So was that a thing that came happily? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
Yes, it's not a thing that disgusted me or excited me, really. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:44 | |
It wasn't done in a titillating way. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
It was done in a very comedic way. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
And of course, I'd been brought up with Danny La Rue in nightclubs, | 0:23:50 | 0:23:56 | |
so I'd worked with the creme de la creme as far as that was concerned. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
And did you wear tights, or did you just, you know...? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Oh, I wore tights. Yes. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
You didn't cheat? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
I didn't cheat, no. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
He say... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
I sell my dog and I give up the tuba. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
I work day and night in a bubblegum factory | 0:24:20 | 0:24:25 | |
so you can have all the mongooses you want. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
Ronnie's ability to be a chameleon as a performer, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:35 | |
all of the different roles he's taken on | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
are so different from each other, | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
and he just does that so effortlessly. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
How are you today, all right? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Mustn't grumble. Mustn't grumble. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Just been up the... | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
-Club? -No. -Dogs? What? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
-Fish shop? Doctor's? -Doctor's, yeah, just been up the doctor's. | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
I've just been up the... Up the road? No, up the... Ladder? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
No, up the... Up the doctor's. Oh, up the doctor's? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Of course, I only went up there on the... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-On the bus? -No. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-On the off chance. -On the off chance. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-You been up there lately? -No, I haven't, no. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
It's all changed up there now. Oh, dear, yes. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
He's got this marvellous, great big new, uh... | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Rolls Royce? -No. -Waiting room? Receptionist? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
Receptionist. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Marvellous, great big new receptionist. She's got it all... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-All up here? -No. -Down there? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
-No. -Where, then? Where's she got it? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
-She's got it all... -All over? She's got it all over? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
She's got it all organised up there. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
It was a proper entertainment show. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
There was gags, stand up, sketches, wordplay, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:54 | |
and some big kind of song and dance number. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Certainly The Two Ronnies' format seemed to fit them | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
like a bespoke suit. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
It highlighted brilliantly what they did brilliantly. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:10 | |
So, quick, simple set up and reverse, or set up and pay off gags, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
with the news desk at the front. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
-It's good to be back with you, isn't it? -Yes, it is. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
And in a packed programme tonight, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
we shall be reading excerpts from the book written by a man | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
who tried to carry a refrigerator from Athens to Middlesbrough | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
and gave himself a hernia. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
It's called A Fridge Too Far. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
And then we hope to talk to Mr Tiny Adcock, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
who's spent his entire working life in the circus | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
clearing up after the elephants. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
He'll be telling us how as a child | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
he took his first steps in the business. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
Reading news items, whoever came up with that is a genius. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
You get to do pure jokes, you're looking straight to the camera, | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
they're just being themselves... | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
The number of times you sit in writers' meetings, | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
"Can we have something like that Two Ronnies thing | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
"where they just read those jokes? We just want to do jokes!" | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
It's very hard to find a way to do that. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
And for me, the funniest thing about that | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
was seeing them trying not to laugh at each other, | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
and I think if you believe that the guys find each other funny, | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
you trust them a bit more. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
-This is lovely. -A nice, new desk. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Can't see that my feet don't touch the ground. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Can't see that my stomach does, for that matter. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
The classic image is of the two of them, the two pairs of glasses, | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
the two slightly kind of garishly coloured suits, | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
and them behind the desk. In a way, it sort of ushered in a whole | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
generation of comedy that was a pastiche of news. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:50 | |
There's countless programmes that have done that, | 0:27:50 | 0:27:54 | |
and there's something about it immediately very familiar, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
but it's probably them that actually started all that. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
And Ronnie would have his shaggy dog story, which he's brilliant at. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:05 | |
He's fantastic. That was possibly my favourite part. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
The old chair is a bit lumpy tonight. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
I wish the producer wouldn't stand on it to clean the windows. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
I suppose you're thinking, why is a BBC television producher... | 0:28:20 | 0:28:25 | |
Producher... | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Why is he called a producher? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
Well, he isn't usually, but why is a BBC television producer standing on a chair cleaning windows? | 0:28:30 | 0:28:37 | |
The answer is quite simple. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:38 | |
They won't buy him a ladder. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
He'd sit down in that chair in his Pringle jumper and with his lovely, | 0:28:40 | 0:28:46 | |
beaming smile, he'd sort of rock back and forth and tell you the comedy story. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:53 | |
I remember thinking, any way I could clamber into the television and get on his knee? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
The fun is in him never really arriving at the punchline, | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
or when he does, the punchline is largely irrelevant | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
because it's the endless digressions beforehand. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
You see, she's got this insomnia, my wife. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
She's got this insomnia. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
That's not right. She's got this insomnia. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
She's got that insomnia? Anyway. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
She's got a bit of insomnia. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
It doesn't make much difference, does it? Anyway, she's got insomnia. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:26 | |
Got this insomnia. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
Or that insomnia. She's got it. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:29 | |
Can't bloody sleep. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
This is it. This is the chair, this is the actual chair. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:41 | |
I say that because a lot of the time I turn up to places and they say, | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
"By the way, we've got your chair." | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
And I turn up and it's never the right one, but this, this is it. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:55 | |
I spent many comfortable minutes sitting in this, | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
blathering away words of Spike Mullins or David Renwick. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:02 | |
So it's a comfort to see it. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
Just before the show started, | 0:30:06 | 0:30:07 | |
I was having a chat with the producer. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
To be honest, we all draw lots before the programme | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
and the loser has a chat with the producer. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
There's a sort of... There's a natural dignity to him. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
He sits there and adjusts his glasses, he wears his Pringle sweater and he's talking. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
But he seems to be constantly bullied by this unseen producer, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
who seems to be constantly corralling him into doing things. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
And he said, he said, "Why don't you tell that joke I told you about | 0:30:30 | 0:30:35 | |
"the lady with a little Continental car with the engine in the rear?" | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
I said, "Frankly, Terry, | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
"I don't really think it's all that funny." | 0:30:41 | 0:30:45 | |
He said, "Well, they loved it at the squash club." | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
"They love it at the squash club." | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
He belongs to this club. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
Every Saturday night, they buy a bottle of squash. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
He said, "If you know what's good for you, you'll do as you're told." | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
I always remember that from those sketches, | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
him talking about this producer who, you sense, is bullying Ronnie. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
Even though Ronnie is clearly the star of the show. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
And again, your knowledge of what Ronnie's like - your knowledge of him being smaller. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:18 | |
You imagine him being easily intimidated by a man | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
who has graciously given him a job at the BBC. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
This seat, for example, I have to sit on. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
It's getting more uncomfortable every week. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
I told the producer this morning. I said, "I've had enough." | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
I said, "There's an awkward little lump in this chair." | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
He said, "Don't I know it!" | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
I said, "Now, look, there's no need for wit! | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
"That's not like you at all," I said. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
"The solution is perfectly simple." | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
I said, "The cushion needs stuffing." | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
And his reply is in the hands of my solicitor. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
It made me feel more comfortable sitting down | 0:31:50 | 0:31:57 | |
and, I think, the audience more settled and more at ease. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
And, in an age when people talked about stand-up comedy, | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
there I was sitting down. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
I think it made me feel quite relaxed, and the audience as well. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:11 | |
No tension. Just at my ease, as it were. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:16 | |
I must try tonight to stick to the point of the story. I must. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
It keeps the producer happy and no one wants to make | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
life difficult, because he's still quite new to the show. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
I don't want to speak too loudly in case we waken him up. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:31 | |
But our new producer is actually very good. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
Apart from a rather shocking memory. He's got this terrible memory. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
This afternoon he came up to me in the studio and he said, | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
"Excuse me, are you the fat one or the little one?" | 0:32:40 | 0:32:45 | |
I used to rock about like that or sit, blether away, chat away. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:51 | |
I've got nothing to say today, just, um... | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
..Sit here and feel isolated. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
Do you know what I think Ronnie Corbett is the master of? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
He's the master of a lot of subtlety. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
If it's just a shifting in the chair, to a kind of hee-hee, before a word | 0:33:05 | 0:33:10 | |
is spoken, or the laughter he does, | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
which is just timed perfectly, to the kind of, you know, that. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:18 | |
It just works. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:19 | |
They're big glasses for a small person. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
They did become very much part of him. Whether that was just because he needed the glasses, or whether | 0:33:21 | 0:33:27 | |
they were a good prop. He does play with them quite well, especially when he's doing | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
his little monologue and things. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:32 | |
It's not Ronnie Corbett without the glasses. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
The glasses are a big part of him. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:39 | |
You can have these little moments that you fill by touching them. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
Of course, it was convenient because Ronnie B was the same. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:46 | |
You know, we did things with them as we... They're just mannerisms. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
I don't know if they add to the comedy or what. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:54 | |
The man who's considerate about his glasses, who has a methodology | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
in the way he adjusts them, suggests a certain... | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
There's something anal about it. There's something pedantic. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
"Before I carry on, I've just got to adjust these glasses, | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
"because they need to be exactly right before I carry on talking." | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
I think it says a lot. It's a great comic device. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
At last we come to the funny bit I was telling you about. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:19 | |
I am on a train to Biggleswade and we'd been going on for quite a time when I happened to say | 0:34:19 | 0:34:24 | |
to the ticket collector, "How long is it before we get to Biggleswade?" He said, "It's about ten minutes." | 0:34:24 | 0:34:29 | |
I said, "Oh good, because I'm getting off there." | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
He said, "Do you mind if I watch?" | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
He said, "Because I've never seen anyone get off a train going at 90 miles an hour!" | 0:34:37 | 0:34:41 | |
I really enjoy watching Ronnie Corbett when he plays | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
working-class characters, because he doesn't patronise them. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
He doesn't necessarily play them purely as an underdog. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
He doesn't play them in a whimsical way. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
He plays them in a quite robust, unapologetic way, | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
which I really like. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:57 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:34:57 | 0:34:58 | |
Four candles. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Four candles. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
There you are. Four candles. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
No. Four candles. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
There you are, four candles. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
No. FORK HANDLES - handles for forks. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:29 | |
It was originally based on a man who had a hardware shop, | 0:35:36 | 0:35:41 | |
writing to Ron and saying, | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
"Somebody came in yesterday and asked for four candles. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
"And, you know, I gave him four candles." | 0:35:47 | 0:35:51 | |
"No, not four candles, FORK HANDLES. Handles for forks." | 0:35:51 | 0:35:57 | |
That actually happened to somebody. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
From that, Ron developed it and all the other stuff, so it was lovely. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
Got any plugs? | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
Plugs? | 0:36:05 | 0:36:06 | |
-What kind of plugs? -Rubber one, bathroom. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
-What size? -13 Amp. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
It's electric plug - electric bathroom plugs, you call them in the trade. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:44 | |
Electric bathroom plugs. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:45 | |
Brilliant at getting... | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
double, triple jokes are beyond the words, just with his looks. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
Like, a couple of times he will go, | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
"Plugs, right." He'll walk off. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
You can hear the audience laughing. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
To get another laugh, he'll just come back and stare at Ronnie and go... | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
And go off again. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Well, it's simply acting the role | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
as seriously and in depth as you can imagine. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:16 | |
How annoying it would be | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
for a sort of hooligan workman like Ronnie B with his woollen hat on | 0:37:18 | 0:37:23 | |
to be annoying me with these indefinite requests | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
and confusing orders and walking up and down, having to go | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
right up to the top of the ladder, | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
come down and get the box and find it's the wrong one. Go up again. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:35 | |
It's easy to be perpetually annoyed. That's what it was all about. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
You make it very, very real. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:40 | |
Because it's based on puns, isn't it? | 0:37:40 | 0:37:44 | |
-I know. -It could be unreal. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
That's right. He sort of wanted to be patient, tolerant, | 0:37:47 | 0:37:51 | |
because it was a bit of business. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
The man was going to order plugs and he was going to order this and that. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
He was quite a good customer, though annoying to get to the, and 'ose. | 0:37:56 | 0:38:01 | |
He was spending a bit of money although it was taking him a long time to get the accurate things. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:06 | |
-Got any 'oes? -'Oes? -'Oes. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
No, 'ose. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
'Ose! | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
I thought you meant 'oes! | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
'Ose. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:35 | |
'Ose! You say 'oes. You should have said 'ose. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:40 | |
You meant 'ose. There we are. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
No. 'Ose. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:53 | |
'Ose! Oh, you mean pantyhose. Pantyhose. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:03 | |
No, Os. Os for the gate. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
Mon Repose. Os. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
-Letter Os. -Letter Os. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
MUMBLES | 0:39:13 | 0:39:18 | |
Ronnie Corbett absolutely made that sketch. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
It would have been nothing without. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:23 | |
You would have got a joke initially from four candles, fork handles, and maybe hoes, Os. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:29 | |
And then after that, you'd go, "Yeah, all right, I get the point." | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
If anyone was to hear it now, "Yeah, OK, I really think they should have | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
"cut this sketch by now, it's really repetitive. We know what's going on." | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
But he just builds on it so subtly and so cleverly so, by... | 0:39:39 | 0:39:45 | |
I don't know, a tin of peas or wherever we've got to, | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
Ronnie Corbett's going, "I thought you said Ps." | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
He's started doing the muttering. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
And then the up the ladder, down the ladder, just perfect timing. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:57 | |
-How many do you want? -Two. -Two. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
All right? | 0:40:08 | 0:40:09 | |
-Yeah, next? -Got any Ps? | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
For God's sake, why didn't you bleeding tell me that when I'm up the stairs? | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
I've been up the stairs already... I'm up and down the shop all the time. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:45 | |
I haven't got any help today... | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
HE CONTINUES MUTTERING | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
How many do you want? | 0:41:03 | 0:41:04 | |
No, tins of peas. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
Three tins of peas. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:15 | |
You're having me on, aren't you? You're having me on, eh? | 0:41:21 | 0:41:25 | |
Ronnie's a really good actor. He is. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
That's why he can play all those kinds of parts convincingly. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
When he was in Sorry, | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
which I find incredibly... | 0:41:33 | 0:41:34 | |
Looking at it now, it's such a dark programme, really depressing in a way, but funny. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:39 | |
This little man trapped with this monstrous woman. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
You're not going anywhere without a decent meal inside you. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
-Mother, I shall be late. -You are a growing boy. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
I'm not a growing boy. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:49 | |
I'm 40 years old, Mother. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
What you see is all you're going to get. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
It was about this 41-year-old boy who lives at home with his mother - | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
Barbara Lott - no longer with us, sadly. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
And his dad. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
And was sort of mother-dominated, but impudent nevertheless, | 0:42:03 | 0:42:12 | |
and trying to get a romance going in his life, | 0:42:12 | 0:42:16 | |
and running about everywhere on his Vespa with his hard hat. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
It was a delight to do. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
-All we want is to be alone, Jennifer and I. -And then what? | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
Can she sew? Can she wash? | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
Can she even cook like I can? | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Yes, she can, but she's promised not to. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
He's effectively this man-child who wants to be grown-up | 0:42:34 | 0:42:38 | |
and respected in the world and he's having this constant tussle | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
with his mother and stuff and you think, that's a very kind of, | 0:42:41 | 0:42:46 | |
almost, that's like an adolescent thing that we all go through. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
So, to see this man having this very adolescent problem is very funny. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:54 | |
It's kind of a one off in a way really. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
I don't think anyone else could have quite pulled it off, in a way. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
It's so perfect for him. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
I sort of fully accepted him as this kind of put upon man with an overbearing mother. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:07 | |
It didn't feel like a kind of... It didn't feel one note. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:12 | |
It felt... I believed it. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:13 | |
"The Nuzfaz of Mudgard, an epic novel by Matt Rampage, | 0:43:13 | 0:43:18 | |
"29 Ravenscroft Avenue." | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
Matt Rampage! That's you, isn't it? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
Possibly. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
"Volume the first, | 0:43:27 | 0:43:28 | |
"in which Hunkin and Gandabolt travel to the Land Of Growlox." | 0:43:28 | 0:43:34 | |
GROLLOCKS, Mother! | 0:43:34 | 0:43:35 | |
-Language, Timothy! -Sorry, Father. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
"Language, Timothy!" | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
One of my favourite catchphrases of any comedy show ever. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
I am my age. Goodness me! | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
I'm 43 and three quarters. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
I am mature, assertive and decisive. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:51 | |
And, to prove it, when I want a biscuit, I have a biscuit. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
Leave those biscuits alone, Timothy! | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
He just represents years and years of... | 0:43:57 | 0:44:02 | |
kind of, great British comedy. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
It's like we want to bring him in the fraternity. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
We want to welcome in the gang of at least... | 0:44:06 | 0:44:09 | |
A feeling like we're kind of a new generation and saying... | 0:44:09 | 0:44:13 | |
but, he's always welcome. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
He's sort of part of the gang. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
-Andy. -What are you doing? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
Come in here. It's all kicking off in here. Come in here. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
I had a message saying would I ring Ricky. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
I rang him and said, "This is very exciting, what's this all about?" | 0:44:26 | 0:44:30 | |
He said, "You don't know what I want you to do yet." | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
SNIFFING | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
-Who's that? -Oh, hi! | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
How are you doing, all right? | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
Who's the most unlikely person to be doing cocaine in the toilets | 0:44:41 | 0:44:46 | |
at the Baftas? Ronnie Corbett. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
It's brilliant, it's genius. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
It's a credit to Ronnie that he did it and wasn't freaked out by the idea. It's quite a serious thing. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:56 | |
It's a criminal act! | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
-Yeah, he's one of us, don't worry. -I'm not into this. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
The idea of us... | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
Where did we become friends? | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
How are we mates? Why are we sneaking around in the toilets? | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
Which one of us said to the other one, "Oi, let's pop to the bogs. I've got a little bit of...?" | 0:45:07 | 0:45:12 | |
No, it's all right. Just have a little bit. It will cheer you up. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
What's going on in there? | 0:45:15 | 0:45:16 | |
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: I'm just finishing up, excuse me for five minutes. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:20 | |
-Why are you putting on this voice? -How many people are in there? | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
One. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
That's a different voice. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
Two, including the woman you just heard. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:29 | |
Open the door. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
We didn't think it would be funny to see him chopping up lines. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
It's never entirely clear what we're up to in there but, you know, | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
it's obvious that it's nefarious. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
Let me explain, I was in here and I was leaving and he put his... | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
That's my agent. Darren Lamb. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:48 | |
Nice to meet you. You shouldn't say your name. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
Never tell them your name. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
Well, he knows who... | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
It's just absolutely extraordinary. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:59 | |
When I was watching this, I couldn't believe | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
they got him to do it. And to commit to it so wholeheartedly. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:07 | |
Then there's also the clear comic potential of just having he and I | 0:46:07 | 0:46:12 | |
on screen together, being obviously so very different in size. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
'There's a little visual homage to that classic sketch. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
'I look up to him because he's upper-class.' | 0:46:18 | 0:46:22 | |
It was your fault. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:23 | |
-Why was it my fault? -Because they saw your head over the cubicle door. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:27 | |
They saw your head under the cubicle door. There's no point in arguing amongst ourselves. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:33 | |
-Well, well, The Three Stooges. -Ha-ha! -Sorry, is something funny? | 0:46:33 | 0:46:37 | |
-Your joke... -Shut up! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
Corbett. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
It's always bloody Corbett. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
See, I expect it of him. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
But you, you're the new kid on the block. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
-How did you fall in with this crowd? -I-I... | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
Is this it or is there any more? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
Just a bit of wizz, you know, to blow away the cobwebs. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
Hand it over. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:04 | |
"It's just a little bit of wizz to blow away the cobwebs." | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
I just remember us falling about at that - just being so excited that he said it. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:12 | |
Just a bit of wizz, you know, to blow away the cobwebs. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
I'm so sorry! | 0:47:16 | 0:47:17 | |
Just a bit of wizz, you know, to blow away the cobwebs. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
-Hand it over. -RICKY SNIGGERS | 0:47:20 | 0:47:24 | |
Just a little whizz to blow away the cobwebs, you know. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
RICKY GIGGLES | 0:47:28 | 0:47:29 | |
I laughed at "whizz," because he put an H in. I laughed at "whizz". | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
Very funny. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:33 | |
It's not an attempt to be silly, or comic, or fool... | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
It's the dignified man again. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
It's Ronnie Corbett, the man who's an institution, | 0:47:39 | 0:47:43 | |
a much-loved member of the British comic fraternity. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:49 | |
Like a little naughty schoolboy, caught by a headmaster. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
You're banned from Bafta. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:54 | |
You can never win a Bafta now. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
-What, me as well? -Yeah, all of you. | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
You can never attend any of our varied events. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
You can't come to the Film Baftas, you can't come to the TV Baftas. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
You can't even come to the Children's Baftas. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
What about the Welsh Baftas? | 0:48:07 | 0:48:09 | |
Would you attend the Welsh Baftas if you were asked? | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
-Probably. -OK, expect a call. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:15 | |
He clearly loves the new stuff that's coming out | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
and it gives us an insight into his sense of humour probably being a bit darker than we all thought. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:24 | |
He understands how schtick works better than probably most | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
of the people he's working with, because he's been doing it for so long. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:31 | |
You know, that's his strength. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
That scene is a very good example of how he's adapted and embraced | 0:48:33 | 0:48:40 | |
the kind of... | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
I guess the new direction essentially that comedy has gone in. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:46 | |
-What are you doing here? -Don't say you don't remember me, darling. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:51 | |
Oh, he's always been so naughty with his jokey jokies. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
It's me, darling, Bubbles! | 0:48:54 | 0:48:58 | |
-We met at Phil Cool's. -I've never met him. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
Phil Cool, you must know Philly Cool. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
-No, I don't know him. -That's right, leave the little people behind. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
Well, what are we waiting for? Champagne, champagne for everyone. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:13 | |
Bubbles' world is Monte Carlo... | 0:49:13 | 0:49:17 | |
-Yes, it was beautiful. -..and glamour. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
And we thought you fitted into that world perfectly. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:22 | |
It was great we eventually got to do a sketch... | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
Lovely! In that lovely house on the Riviera. Yes, it was very lovely. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
Ever since I saw you as Timothy Lumsden on Sorry, I knew I had to have you. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:36 | |
Just bloody leave! | 0:49:36 | 0:49:38 | |
Language, Timothy! | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
I remember when we did the rehearsal, the first rehearsal, | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
you came in and you started reading it. I was so thrilled. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
I could not believe that you were reading words that me and Matt had written. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:53 | |
I was so thrilled. I just couldn't contain my excitement. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
Even though I was in the scene, you know, | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
in a subsidiary role as a butler, I didn't want to be in this. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:01 | |
I just wanted to watch you do it. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:02 | |
Oh, gosh! It was very flattering to be invited. It was fun. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:06 | |
# Everything about you is so sexy | 0:50:06 | 0:50:11 | |
# You don't even know what you've got | 0:50:11 | 0:50:16 | |
# Mr Ronnie Corbett Oh, yeah, yeah. # | 0:50:16 | 0:50:21 | |
Well, it was just very... | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
Quite flattering and tempting to be wooed and vamped by Bubbles. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:29 | |
I mean just for a laugh, perfectly lovely. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:33 | |
There was no shortage of men who would have happily stood in your shoes that day. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
No, absolutely. Absolutely! | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
It's a physical thing as well, because Bubbles is so big | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
and you were, sort of, breast height, weren't you? | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
That's right. That's right. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
# And work it a little Get hot just a little | 0:50:49 | 0:50:54 | |
# And meet in the middle | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
# Let go just a little bit more | 0:50:56 | 0:51:00 | |
# Give me just a little bit more. # | 0:51:00 | 0:51:03 | |
A bit more! | 0:51:05 | 0:51:06 | |
Monsieur, the police will be here in five minutes. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
Could they make it ten? | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
I did feel very naughty that we'd reduced you to that | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
and when I was trying to seduce you, I thought, "Oh my God, this man has worked with much better people." | 0:51:18 | 0:51:23 | |
And here we are - here I am dressed as this big fat woman. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
We brought to down to our level. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
Lovely, very flattered to be included. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
We were grateful as well, so thank you. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
Different teams of people have all had a bit of Ronnie and wanted | 0:51:34 | 0:51:38 | |
to work with him, and that's a great testament to his talent. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
You can fit into our world as well. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
That's still happening now. That tells you how good he is. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:49 | |
You've been doing something with Lloyd Drewitt, haven't you? | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
What was it? A comedy drama? | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
We did a thing called Love Soup, which was... | 0:51:54 | 0:51:58 | |
-Not been out yet? -No. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
The BBC still have to show it, I think, to their kitchen staff, | 0:52:00 | 0:52:03 | |
before we can get a final transmission date. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
-Basically, Ronnie was playing an actor/director... -Yes. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:11 | |
..who as an actor, does ordinary, very, very comic... | 0:52:11 | 0:52:16 | |
Comic, yes. I was a sort of character comedian as an actor. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:20 | |
But as a director, just very, very serious, arty, | 0:52:20 | 0:52:23 | |
very serious, very worthy plays. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:28 | |
This was about necrophilia, wasn't it? | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
Stefan's written this play that I'm directing at the Royal Court | 0:52:31 | 0:52:35 | |
next week, the subject matter of which might raise a few eyebrows. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:39 | |
-Controversial? -Well, let's say morally challenging. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
It's about necrophilia. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:45 | |
So, when you came to see me in the pantomime... | 0:52:48 | 0:52:53 | |
and I came in with that extraordinary camp outfit, | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
which, incidentally, I had worn in Bromley in pantomime. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:04 | |
He brought his own gear with him. We, sort of, hadn't seen it. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
So, I'm doing very little acting at that point because it was me going... | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
Extraordinary. You did look extraordinary. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
-I did look extraordinary. -Especially with the cigar. | 0:53:14 | 0:53:16 | |
With the cigar, yes! | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
It was very good. It was lovely to do, actually. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
I enjoyed it very much. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
We know Ronnie. We see him. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
That's one side of him that we think he is. Then you get him playing these characters as well. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
That's when the edges are blurred and it becomes very interesting. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
You just think, you're getting a character that's talking about necrophilia. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
You'd never have had that in The Two Ronnies. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
But he is Ronnie Corbett. That's what's great. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
You're rubbing a lot of strange edges together because he's playing with | 0:53:42 | 0:53:46 | |
a side of him - the light entertainment side - | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
dragging it in through a door into something a bit darker. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
That's delicious. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
The man's the age that he is and he's still interested | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
in all of these people coming up with the new traditions of comedy. | 0:53:57 | 0:54:01 | |
Matt and David have come up with this idea, The One Ronnie, | 0:54:07 | 0:54:11 | |
very much in the style of The Two Ronnies. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
So, I got out my um... | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
What, your magic wand? | 0:54:17 | 0:54:19 | |
-No, I got out my, um... -Your turkey baster! | 0:54:19 | 0:54:23 | |
-No, I got out my... -Tiny mind. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
No, I got out my ladder, didn't I? | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
Oh, your ladder! | 0:54:29 | 0:54:30 | |
He's still sharp. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
-He's still got what it takes. -He can still do it. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
You can still put him at the centre of a show and he will deliver. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
I keep fitter than you think. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
To be honest, I have my own treadmill at home. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:46 | |
I'm only doing widths at the moment. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
Matt and David came up with the idea | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
and put it to the BBC that would it be an idea | 0:54:54 | 0:54:57 | |
to celebrate my birthday by doing a sketch-type show | 0:54:57 | 0:55:02 | |
casting today's current crop of sketch performers? | 0:55:02 | 0:55:08 | |
# Can't you hear those cavalry drums? | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
# Hijacking your equilibrium... # | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
I did a great sketch where I played Dr Frankenstein | 0:55:29 | 0:55:32 | |
and he was my little Frankenstein's monster who was too nice. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:36 | |
What's wrong with being nice? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
You're not supposed to be nice! You're a monster! | 0:55:38 | 0:55:42 | |
You're supposed to spend your time terrifying people, | 0:55:42 | 0:55:45 | |
not indulging your passion for interior design. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
-Are you still upset about the curtains? -Yes, I'm still upset about the curtains. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:54 | |
You're a rubbish monster! | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
Once you've got over that sort of awestruck feeling that, | 0:55:56 | 0:56:00 | |
"Oh, my goodness me, that's Ronnie Corbett." | 0:56:00 | 0:56:03 | |
Once you get past that, Ronnie's actually so supportive and calming, | 0:56:03 | 0:56:07 | |
I think, to fellow performers, that you just feel at your ease and everything runs sort of beautifully. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:12 | |
You really do enjoy whatever it is you're doing. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:17 | |
-You've just returned from the North Pole. -Yes, indeed. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:22 | |
It was absolutely freezing. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
He just strikes me as a man who brings nothing but affection - | 0:56:25 | 0:56:31 | |
affection follows him round. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
That's rare, that's very rare, | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
particularly in show business. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
I said show business then like I was doing one of his monologues. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
"Particularly show business." | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
# To-ra, lam-ah, lam-ah To-ra, lam-ah, lam-ah | 0:56:45 | 0:56:48 | |
# Too-ra lie ay | 0:56:48 | 0:56:52 | |
# Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to mend today? | 0:56:52 | 0:56:59 | |
# Bring your parasol It may be small, it may be big | 0:56:59 | 0:57:06 | |
# He repairs them all With what they call a thingamajig | 0:57:06 | 0:57:13 | |
# Pitter patter Pitter patter | 0:57:13 | 0:57:18 | |
# It looks like rain... # | 0:57:18 | 0:57:21 | |
He's right up there. He's top of his game. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:24 | |
Still a funny man. When you look back as all the shows he's done, | 0:57:24 | 0:57:29 | |
he's a great comedic character. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:32 | |
Some comedy like the Two Ronnies, | 0:57:32 | 0:57:34 | |
some comedy just stays funny for ever. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
It's kind of almost timeless in a way. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
It never dates. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
You're nuts, my lord. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:53 | |
In the end, just the good stuff remains. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
That's the case with that. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
The reason he's still here is because it's good. | 0:58:00 | 0:58:02 | |
It was never because it was voguish or trendy or cool or cutting edge. | 0:58:02 | 0:58:06 | |
It was just good. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:07 | |
# ..I used to walk in the shade | 0:58:07 | 0:58:11 | |
-# With the blues on parade -Blues on parade | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
# But I'm not afraid | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
# I'm crossing over And walking in clovers | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
# If I never had a cent I'd be rich as Rockefeller | 0:58:21 | 0:58:28 | |
# With gold dust at my feet | 0:58:28 | 0:58:31 | |
# On the sunny side... # | 0:58:31 | 0:58:33 | |
People get called national treasures, don't they? Much too easily. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:37 | |
But he most definitely is one. | 0:58:37 | 0:58:39 | |
He's one of things that makes being British good. | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
# ..The sunny side of the street. # | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
Yeah! | 0:58:49 | 0:58:50 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Ronnie Corbett. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:57 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Ronnie Corbett, and his lovely wife, Anne. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:09 | |
Come up, Anne. | 0:59:09 | 0:59:11 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:59:11 | 0:59:13 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:59:13 | 0:59:15 |