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Eddie Izzard still letting down his fans, flogging old gags. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Eddie and his management didn't want to comment. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
This programme contains very strong language. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
Just felt totally gutted by that. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-There's a level of trust that's been removed. -The safety thing had gone. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
A huge amount riding on it. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
This wasn't just one gig in front of 40 people. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
We sold 350,000 tickets across the world. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Who's Eddie Izzard?! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
I know he's crazy. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
I think he's a British comedian. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Ohh. The British guy? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
I've heard his name before. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
He's a very dangerous person. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
He's a famous comedian. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
A gender-bending phenomenon. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
My favourite comedian of all time is Eddie Izzard. He's fantastic. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
There's this sexiness about him that I like. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
I've seen him in a ton of movies and stuff. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Wasn't he in Ocean's 12 with George Clooney? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Eddie Izzard, yes. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
I've never met Eddie, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
but the people that he hires tell me | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
that he is wonderful. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
He's the guy on The Riches and a British comedian. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
I saw him in Across The Universe as well. I think he's a great actor. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
I've seen him on TV and stuff. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I've heard of him, but I didn't know much about him. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Actor, comedian, great guy. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I believe the actual punk pronunciation is Iz-ZARD. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
-Eddie Iz-ZARD? -Iz-ZARD. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
I'm sure his first name's pronounced Eddie. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
I know he's really funny. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I think his work is phenomenal, he's absolutely brilliant. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-He's, like, hilarious. -I'm a huge fan of his work as a... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:46 | |
I don't know what he does. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
The flag sketch is really funny, I like that. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Cake or death. -He does this thing about Engelbert Humperdinck. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
I don't think people even know who that is any more, but that's my era. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
That's not his real name. He's from Britain. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
There's very few Humperdincks in Britain. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
-It was great. -His name was Gerry Dorsey. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
His managers said, "We're going to change your name. The name's the problem." | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
His name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Englebert Humperdinck. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Zinglebert Bembledack. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Yengybert Dangleban. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Zanglebert Bingledack. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Slutban Walla. What? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
All right, Cringlebert Fistibuns. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Steviebuns Butratan. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
Who've we got - Zinglebert Wembledack, Tinglebert Wangledack, Slutban Walla, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
Gerry Dorsey, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Engelbert Humpdiback, Zanglebert Bingledack, | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Engelbert Humperdinck, Vinglebert Wingledank... | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Go back one! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
That's it. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
# Can you see me now? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
# I'm trying to get through somehow | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
# Trying to get through somehow | 0:03:06 | 0:03:11 | |
# Can you see me? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
# Can you see me? Mama, can you see me now? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
# Can you see me? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
# Can you see me? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
# Can you see me? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
# Can you see me? Can you see me now? # | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Can I get a little more wine? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Normally he will turn over a new tour from the previous tour. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:56 | |
This time Eddie has decided to completely leave the old material alone. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:04 | |
Which is a very dangerous thing. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
I'd rather the material all be fantastic... | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
It's just getting your brain organised and then forgetting about it. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
-I just want to... -What? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
I don't know. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
OK, stand by, Eddie. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-We are about to go. -So now we go. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
I haven't written the second half yet. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
We are still waiting on clearance. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Yes, so... Yes, breasts. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
I just thought... What was I going to say about breasts? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Clop, clop, clop. What? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
AUDIENCE MUMBLES | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
There was something else I was going to say. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
You have to take on board | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
how the audience reacts | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
because that is your parameter | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
of whether a joke has worked or not. That's very hard. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
You can go out on stage and tell a joke that you've told to someone who roared with laughter, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
and tell it in front of 200 people, and they sit there in absolute silence. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Your stomach tightens on their behalf. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
I was in the Avengers as Uma Thurman's double. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
One was just a body double, just for the hell of it | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
when she was wandering off and having a cigarette. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
One was a balletic double, one was a through-the-window-type double. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:49 | |
Yeah, those three. One was just a double. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
They would keep taking breasts in and out saying, "Look." | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
I said, "Can I have a pair?" | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
They said, "Yeah." | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
That wasn't very good. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
It was brilliant. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Hmm. Not so good. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
It's just because there's no flow. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
As soon as I go back, | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
I'm going, "Is that funny? Is that funny?" | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-You haven't got a pocket or anything? -For what? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-For the paper. -For the paper so you can pull it out rather than... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
But even just looking at the thing makes me think, "God, what am I going to say next?" | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
The audience don't mind because they are just loving listening to you. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:32 | |
Talk about your family, try doing something chronological. Rubbish! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
My life story, I could do. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-Where do you start? -I just start at nought and go all the way through. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
Here's a thing on Yemen. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
There's my home town. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Somewhere near Aden, | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
the port of Aden. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
I'm just like Lawrence of Arabia basically, | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
except he was there for many years and I was there for one. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
My dad was there for eight years, though. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
My mum was there for five years. So my dad has "sand credibility" is what they call it down there. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
Cos dad spoke Arabic like a native...of Belgium. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
In eight years he picked up the Arabic for one beer, two beers, three beers and that's it. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:35 | |
And if he wanted four beers he'd go, "Three beers, one beer, please." | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
So one, two and three beer and then Allah willing. Inshallah. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Inshallah. It's a good phrase. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
It sounds good. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
All my lads wanted to learn to speak English so I had to speak English to them all the time. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
No-one is bothering learning languages any more. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I should go and learn Arabic, | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
that should be one of the stupid things I say I'll do. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
I was born in Yemen in 1962, two years after my brother, Mark, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
in the city of Aden. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
There was a refinery there that British Petroleum ran. My dad worked there as an accountant. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
My mum worked there as a nurse in the BP hospital. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
In the end there was a revolution in Yemen so I had to get out of there. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
My dad said, "We are getting out of here, let's go to Northern Ireland." | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Where it was a lot calmer! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
My house is still in Ashford Drive, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
I went there. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Bizarrely, the woman that bought it from my dad is still living there. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
It hadn't changed, it's a bungalow. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Hello. -Hello and welcome, come on in. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Very nice to meet you. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
We have the sofa there. There's a photograph taken of us all in front of a slatted blind just like that. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:54 | |
A lot of this is in | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
a similar place. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
But this carpet does look... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Identical. -Yeah. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
This garden... All of that. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
It was green, it was still part of the countryside. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
'And my dad would start the lawnmower. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
'He'd always take three goes to start it up, I think he wanted to get a crowd.' | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
One, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n... No. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
One, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n... Don't think so. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
One, n-n-n-n-na-n-na... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
There's all these bits to adjust. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
This kitchen is very much the same. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
I remember cooking there with my mother. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
She cooked and I just cut things up. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
And I was about this big. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
It just feels like a different life. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
My dad said I would adjust the stocking straps on my mum's stockings. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
His mother told me that she went into the bathroom on one occasion | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
and he was dressing up in her clothes. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
That had no significance for me at the time. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:33 | |
The idea of wearing a dress was very much a big thing | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
for me and something that I wanted to experience. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
If you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
That's where the sexuality is. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
So, running, climbing trees, putting on make-up when you're up there, it's there. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
And I used to keep all my make-up in the squirrel hole up the tree. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
And the squirrel would keep make-up on one side and nuts on the other side. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
And sometimes I'd get up that tree, that squirrel would be covered in make-up. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
What? Fuck off. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
He seemed to say. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
Living here at 5 Ashford Drive, it's really the best part... | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
..of my childhood. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
After that, it just went crap. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
If I'd continued having a mother, I wouldn't have gone to boarding schools. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
I don't remember wanting to perform before she died. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
When I was seven in Eastbourne, I saw this kid getting | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
a lot of reaction off the audience and I just thought, "I want to do that." | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
The only thing my mum never saw me do... No, she was probably to ill to see me do it. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:51 | |
She made this raven outfit. There is a picture. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Me in a raven outfit. Made by my mum. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
And she was very ill with cancer at this point. I played a raven. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
I remember not been terribly interested in playing a raven. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
I got a laugh, but I didn't really mean to. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
And I wasn't that bothered. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Then, after that, she was dead and the next thing, I was desperate to be in things. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
Back in Roman times, when people died, they had professional mourners come in, | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
which is a totally weird idea. My husband is dead. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
There's not enough grief in this house to warrant his death. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
I wish to beef up the grief. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Slave, get a message off down to Mourners R Us, will you? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Tell them I wish to beef up the grief. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Here's 10 denarii for your trouble, and give it back, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
you're a slave, what do you think you're doing?" | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Up would come a very smooth guy. "Good afternoon, I'm Mr Marcellus, from Mourners R Us. Oh! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:48 | |
"It's just a free sample there." | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
On the day it happened, Dad came and took us home. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
He told us that Mum had died. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
So we sat down in the lounge and we cried | 0:12:59 | 0:13:04 | |
for a long time. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Then they went on a tour of Ireland. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
We'd been happy in Ireland. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
But now that Mum was no longer there, I could sit in the front seat for the first time. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
I had bad travel sickness. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
I just sang the theme to White Horses over and over again. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:32 | |
HE HUMS | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
# On white horses | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
# Snowy white horses | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
# Let me ride away away | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
# Away | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
# Away | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
# Away. # | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
I'm like someone who can hear several radio channels going through ssh-h-h... | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
-You've got five minutes. -How long is it? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
-Five minutes. -Three in reality. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Normally, I'd start with the old tour. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
At the moment, I'm trying to start without doing the old tour. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
Start with the old tour and then you can just | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
have that material, then you improvise during some good, solid material, | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
people laugh, they've heard the good, solid material, but you keep the improvise off it. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
You keep the improv, you dump all the old stuff gradually and have a lot of new stuff. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
But this is like not having the back-up of something. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Even though I should | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
try and do it. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I don't know. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
This is going to be weird. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
It's going to be crap. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
If this is crap, let's just say, "Hey, it's crap on tour. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:27 | |
"Work in progress." Has this got work in progress on the advertising? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
Me? Hang on. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
I remember his father coming in to see us and explaining the family situation. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
The mother had indeed died. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
The father's only answer | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
seemed to be a boarding school. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
The boys were very young, but it did seem a reasonable answer. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
I used to cry a lot. I would have fights as well because I was an angry kid. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
And I had a fight and I started crying first. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
And I realised you can't get out of crying once | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
you've started because it all starts to come down your face. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
So I thought crying = losing in arguments, therefore do not cry. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
So I didn't cry from then on. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
I had sort of no emotions. That's what a lot of kids from boarding school are like. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
They have no emotions. No feelings. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Because that's your survival technique. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
He had a collection of teddies that he was very close to | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
that used to keep on his bed. Seven or eight of them. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
And he used to re-enact tales, theatre, with these teddies. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
And actually he was a marvellous mimic. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
What do you want, little kid? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I'm going to be in the school play. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
No you're not. You're crap. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
-No, I'm not. Yes, you are. -He did it in front of his friends, fine. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
And then he summoned up courage | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
and Matron was brought into the picture. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
And she was quite a strict lady, and to get Matron sitting down and watching, | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
and then, yes, headmaster and wife, and we had some lovely little theatricals. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:50 | |
When I was seven, I wanted to act. And I auditioned for all school things, but no, I was relegated | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
to playing clarinet in the school orchestra. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I played third clarinet | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
in the school band. First clarinets play the melody. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
you know what you're going. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Second clarinets play harmonies that back-up the melody and link. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Third clarinets play the notes that are left over. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
We were just going na na na na. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
Na na na na. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
It's boring. The only exciting way of doing was really blowing it loud... | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
NA NA NA NA. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Teacher's going, "Piano, piano." You're going, "It's not a fucking piano. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
"It's a clarinet." Very soon after that, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
they did Beauty And The Beast and I didn't get any of the good parts. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
I was playing a street urchin with all the rest of the bozos in the class who couldn't do anything. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:42 | |
And we had a collective line that was, "Oh, Beauty, don't go." | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
And I worked out that when I came to our line, if I went, "Oh, Beauty, don't go," | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
really fast then it became my line and all other kids were going, | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
"Oh, he's already said it. Forget about it." | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
At 11, I played Trebonius, who is the one conspirator | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
who doesn't stab Caesar, so that's no good. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
You take Mark Antony to one side and stand | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
in the wings while the kids with plastic daggers have fun. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
I think it was Andrew Boxer who said, "What kind of role are you looking for?" | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
I thought this a bizarre question. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Being the huge lead role that gets off with the women | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
and a big ego-waving, on-all-the-time kind of role. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:25 | |
He said, "What about jailer?" | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
And I thought, "No, that doesn't quite sound right." | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
My abiding memory of St Bede's was the South Downs. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
The first team had to run up and down a very steep slope. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
And I used to run and I used to think, "It's cold and wet and this is pointless." | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
I remember the teacher going, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
"That's why Izzard's in the team because he just pushes so hard to run." | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
People live their lives, they retire, they move to Eastbourne. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Then they live a little bit longer. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Then they die. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
And then they move to Bexhill. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
There was no-one to play with when I was growing up. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
I played with Mrs Stevens, who was 76, you know? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
The English Channel, 1941. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Any questions? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Yes. Where are my legs? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
You couldn't escape from the military background here | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
because, in my last year, my school set year of 1944-5, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:33 | |
we had regular doodlebugs. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
They were a flying bomb. They had no pilot. And they were very fast. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
All you did was get under the desk, but we had hundreds | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
and hundreds and hundreds of doodlebugs across Bexhill. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
One morning, there has a huge explosion and we learned at breakfast that an unexploded | 0:20:45 | 0:20:51 | |
World War Two mine had hit the cliff at Beachy Head and blown up, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
so there was stuff still floating around out there. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
We'd play on the South Downs and there would be bomb craters. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
You'd just go and play in the bomb craters. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
That's where the bombs had blown up from German Heinkels, dumping their bombs | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
on their way back. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
I got really fascinated by the SAS, the Special Air Service. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
I joined the Combined Cadet Force | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
and I was considering doing an officer cadetship. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Soldiering appealed to me because it was unemotional, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
tactical, dealing with the situation, | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
when the chips are down | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
you stand up for your friends or for your family or country... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
HE HUMS "JERUSALEM" | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
That was a barrel-organ version of Jerusalem. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
It's a hymn. One that we'd sing in church. It's got really weird lines in it. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
"And shall my sword sleep in my hand." Not a good idea. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
You're going to roll over and cut your bits off, aren't you? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:48 | |
And then it's that Godfather scene of... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
A head of a horse and my willy and... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
When I was 16, I made a mental decision, "I'm absolutely going to be an actor. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:10 | |
"No question about it." | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I didn't seem right for doing drama because I had lost all my confidence in puberty | 0:22:12 | 0:22:17 | |
and I couldn't do lead male parts because I was kind of short and couldn't get off with girls. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:24 | |
And then had to chat up girls. I'd never used my vocal ability to chat up girls. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
When your voice is breaking, it's very hard. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
-IN BREAKING VOICE: -"Susan, I really fancy you. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
"I saw you in the playground." | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
I had to chat up girls and I'd only tagged them before. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, "Susan, I saw you in the classroom today. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
"As the sun came from behind the clouds, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
"a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
"You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
"I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
"And, in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I fancy you." | 0:22:57 | 0:23:02 | |
But no. At 13, you're just going, "Hello, Sue. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
"I've got legs. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
"Do you like bread? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
"I've got a French loaf. Bye! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
"I love you!" | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
I'm not sure any of us got lucky back then. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
It was actually very unfortunate | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
because there were maybe 30 girls to 120 boys. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:41 | |
So, it was a challenge, even in a good day. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:47 | |
We didn't do mathematics together. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
We sort of did mathematics together, but what we did was we cheated our way up to... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
What did you get in maths? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Oh, God. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
-He got expelled... -I got two Bs and a D. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
He got a B in maths, I got an A in maths. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
We made nitroglycerin because there's a book that has all these things | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
to make. We made it and we tried to blow up this old lady who was the matron of this place. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:11 | |
So we poured it on the floor. And we thought she might stand on it and go boom. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
One teacher said to me, "Yeah, I saw the play, Izzard. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
"Not exactly Shakespeare, is it? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
"What are you going to do when you grow up, Izzard?" | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
"Transvestite comedian, sir. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
"Hopefully do Broadway." | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
"Yes, yes. What a weird thing to say to me." | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
I did audition in the Shaw Theatre, | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
which ended up being the place where I did Raging Bull years later, for the National Youth Theatre. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
I had learned these speeches, one from Henry IV Part One and one from Beckett, | 0:24:41 | 0:24:47 | |
and I was very calm, I wanted to be very calm and knock them out and be very confident. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
And I got the confidence together, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
but somehow confidence and memory weren't allowed in the body of the same time at that point. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
So, I was very relaxed when I got there, and went "Yes, good to see you, yes. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
"I'll do these parts and I'll just read them out to you, shall I?" | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
So, I'm standing in my future dressing room... | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
going, hudh... Huh... | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Hwoo... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
The sun... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
He says, "Right, try the other speech. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
"The Beckett one." | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Uh... Nothing, just completely dry. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
He said, "Well, you'd better go. You're crap. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
"You're a crap kid, you know?" | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
No, he didn't say that, but he said, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
"Well... I'll let you... I won't even bother letting you know." | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
If The Goon Show was the Old Testament, | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
then Monty Python was the New Testament. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
We used to recite their sketches and when I found out that they wrote their sketches, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
I thought, "I have to do this." | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
I thought, "I will do what Monty Python does, I will write my own stuff, give myself a big role." | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
Personal nepotism, I called it. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I found out that they were at Cambridge so I thought, "I'll get to Cambridge." | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Here we are tonight behind camouflage at the Iranian Embassy, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
here in Eastbourne. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
They've been moved here for safety reasons. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Upstairs, we have some really bad Iranians up there. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
We've got one here, our resident idiot. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Come here, resident idiot. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Here we have resident idiot, Sirius Armin. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Armini, with the I. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
We also have someone watching us from a distance, but it doesn't matter. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
Upstairs, we have the SAS, trying to break in and free the hostages. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
What do you think about that. He-he! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Perhaps it would be wise to go to our London studios. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
"Mathematics - attentive, searching and industrious. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:44 | |
"A-plus, good show." | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
In chemistry A-level, there was a Dr Edmundson teaching. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
He had this thing, he would say, "We will take the sodium chloride, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:55 | |
"and then we stick it..." | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
And he'd just leave a gap there, when he was going to say... | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
And I'd say, "In the bin!" | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
"No, not in the bin." "Stick it in your ear." | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
"Not in your ear. Shut up, Izzard." | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
And I made a mental decision. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
I said, I will use this lesson in particular to up my comedy hit rate. I was getting laughs. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:14 | |
And that was obviously going to get me noticed. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
By the summer term, I remember this girl said to me, "I didn't even know you existed until now." | 0:27:16 | 0:27:21 | |
I went, "Hey, plan number one in the bag." | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
"He has been a very lazy boy. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
"A long way from the standard Cambridge University requires. Fail! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:32 | |
"See me afterwards." | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
So, I didn't get to Cambridge. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
But then I realised that Edinburgh Festival was more key. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
Dad wanted me to go university, so I could go to Sheffield, I could go to Edinburgh, learn the ropes, | 0:27:43 | 0:27:49 | |
do a comedy show, take off, get a television series by the time I was 25. That was the deal. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:55 | |
He was just basically applying vague models he had, | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
like, Not The 9 o'clock News were Cambridge Footlights, | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
and they go to Edinburgh. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
I got there and I said, "Right, I'm here. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
"Who goes to the Edinburgh Festival? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
"I will clean your floors, I will swab things down. You want men? | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
"Tractors? What do you need? I am the perfect helping person." | 0:28:12 | 0:28:17 | |
They said, "Oh, we don't go to Edinburgh." | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
"No, I'm here. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
"I'm doing a degree course for no reason, just purely to go to the Festival. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
"You, everyone at university, they go to Edinburgh... | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
"Someone's going, aren't they?" | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
"Someone went about three years ago, lost a lot of money, so we don't go." | 0:28:32 | 0:28:37 | |
So, I was pole-axed by this thing, which I hadn't bothered to check out | 0:28:37 | 0:28:42 | |
or didn't think would happen, that no-one in Sheffield Uni was going. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:46 | |
I thought, "I'll take my own show up to the Festival." | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
Right, OK, so what is SUF? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:52 | |
SUF, Sheffield University Fringe, are a group of self-financed, | 0:28:52 | 0:28:56 | |
self-educated, self-propelled rug weavers. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
I took this crap show. It was so crap, sometimes we would laugh on the stage | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
because no-one was laughing, and then run offstage. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
I believe that this is a mini West End coming to Sheffield, yes. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
"Eddie would like to be the funniest person in Cheshire, but the competition is strong." | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
There's a lot of morale, | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
and everybody's very keen for the show to work. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
"Rob Ballard is the wisest person we know. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
"He once came third in a Wisest Person We Know competition." | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
Look! | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
I think something is afoot here! | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
I think you're right. Professor Who is not here. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
It was really awful, but it happened. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
He did get us all up to Edinburgh, we were part of the Fringe Festival. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
"Ian Rowland's sense of humour is dangerous. His sense of smell is the strongest of the whole group." | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
What came across was is absolutely cast-iron determination | 0:29:51 | 0:29:55 | |
to make things happen. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
In Sheffield, you had to pass first year exams to stay on. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:02 | |
But he didn't do the work. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:03 | |
He was busy taking his show up to Edinburgh Festival. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
He was thrown out, really. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
Ben Hur - The Street Show! | 0:30:08 | 0:30:13 | |
Sheffield University threw me out but I didn't leave. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
I stayed on people's floors and I continued doing shows in the union, | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
due to a loophole, which was fantastic. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
I kept going back to the Edinburgh Festival for the next two years, | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
and did shows that were staggeringly slightly better. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
Edinburgh, you just had to be good at marketing and promoting | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
and postering and designing things, | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
because there's 500 shows, 1,000 shows you are competing with. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:43 | |
This is how we started eating polystyrene cups. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
You announced that you're going to eat them, and you do. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
He used to give himself terrible cuts and ulcers and things inside his mouth, but it was very, very funny. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:54 | |
During those two or three minutes, that's when you can give out your flyers. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:59 | |
In the old days, adverts were much more blatant. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
Adverts were much more, "Go on, there it is! Go on! Haven't got all day. There it is!" | 0:31:01 | 0:31:06 | |
As consumers, we were much more, "OK, I didn't realise, sorry." | 0:31:06 | 0:31:10 | |
"Don't hit me." | 0:31:13 | 0:31:14 | |
Nowadays, we have choice, don't we? | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
We are more choosy, and we're more aware of what we can buy. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
The adverts are more subtle, they're soft sell. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:22 | |
Adverts are more like - | 0:31:22 | 0:31:23 | |
# Dah na nah | 0:31:23 | 0:31:24 | |
# Nah nah nah nah | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
# Ba dah dah dah... # | 0:31:29 | 0:31:30 | |
"Oh, look at that! | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
"Those two people like it. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
"And they're shagging." | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
We were putting on a lunchtime performance of Ben Hur, | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
with no money, no budget, nothing, no costumes, no props. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:47 | |
Every toga is a bed sheet and every bed sheet is a toga, and every horse | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
is just a cut-out from a Kellogg's cereal packet or something. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
The scale of the ambition was massive and insane. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Eddie used to get himself into financial straits, trying to make these things happen. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
We'd do the show once in Sheffield, lose a little bit of money, take it up to Edinburgh, | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
lose more, and then we'd have to come back down to Sheffield | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
and put it on again for another week, trying to get more people to come and see this. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:13 | |
We were on at 12 noon, the first show we did, and nobody came. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
Later in the evening, we would do a show called | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
World War II - The Sequel. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
So, on behalf of me, Adolf Hitler. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
And me, Eva Braun. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
We cordially invite you to come and see World War II - The Sequel. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
That year, the Cambridge Footlights turned up, so it was us against them in my mind. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
I can distinctly remember us looking at them going, "Ha, who are they?" | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
They just happened to be Stephen Fry... | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
Hugh Laurie... | 0:32:40 | 0:32:41 | |
Emma Thompson... | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
I thought, "If there was a God, the Footlights would be awful." | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
But they were kind of spellbinding. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
They won the Perrier. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
We were taken out and shot by the venue. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
We weren't even within biting distance, except for one sketch, | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
that got put on this radio programme, Aspects Of The Fringe. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:03 | |
So, I did come close | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
to standing next to these guys who had done the Footlights. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
The show that we'd worked on with terrible compared to that. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
He went up to the Assembly Rooms - | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
"Oh, yes, we'll be wanting the ballroom, | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
"probably about 9 o'clock." | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
The guy going, "You realise that's about £10,000?" | 0:33:18 | 0:33:22 | |
It was just ludicrous sums of money. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
"That wouldn't be a problem, I don't think." | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
Mr Burdett-Coutts? Come here. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
Do you remember when I came to your house, | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
and asked you the second you opened, | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
I said, "Could you dump the Perrier?" | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
-Do you remember that, in Camberwell? -I do, yeah. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
And you had this option of dumping the Perrier winners | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
and then me with no reviews. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:45 | |
And there was no reason, except the venue owners told me our show was shit. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:51 | |
-That was chutzpah, that was. -It was. You always had great chutzpah. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
I was good on the chutzpah. And so, I've never actually played your venue. | 0:33:55 | 0:34:00 | |
Your time will come. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:01 | |
I got another venue that was halfway to Glasgow, | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
and did a show called Sherlock Holmes Sings Country, | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
and The Scotsman said we were a load of shabby old tat. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
They did leave a sentence that said, | 0:34:11 | 0:34:12 | |
"But sometimes they come up with something | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
"which is unexpected and devastatingly funny." | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
That was the only good quote I had for about 10 years. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:21 | |
So, yes, that was all the beginning of...continued nothingness. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:26 | |
But it was actually fantastic for me, because I was trained by | 0:34:26 | 0:34:30 | |
marching through hell, basically. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
That was OK, but I lost it a bit in the second half. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
How did I lose it? | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
Gave my life story and thought, "Is there nothing more to talk about?" | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
I was selling ice-creams. Cos they had, right down the end, they had an ice-cream kiosk. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:54 | |
I was talking about anything, and was trying to make it into material, | 0:34:54 | 0:34:58 | |
selling ice-cream. | 0:34:58 | 0:34:59 | |
It's now become a piece, and I'm not talking about anything else. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
I like retail. I had my own idea of running a sweet shop, I always wanted to do that. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:07 | |
'I'm just jumping to the next bit, or cycling back to Wales or something.' | 0:35:07 | 0:35:11 | |
I need to keep it open, I need to... | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
I need to be able to chat. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
I lost it a bit in the second half. How long was that? Anyone know? | 0:35:17 | 0:35:21 | |
FAST CLASSICAL MUSIC | 0:35:28 | 0:35:29 | |
First encountered Rob Ballard at the students' union in Sheffield. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:34 | |
He had the energy thing that I did, and he had a band, and I had a comedy group. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:39 | |
So, I just grabbed Rob and said, "You're in it. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:45 | |
"You're funny, and you're hanging around." | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
So, he was in it and he was great, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
he was energetic and crazy, and that's how it started. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:53 | |
I was too scared to perform on my own at that point. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
So, we became a double act in about '85, '86. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:15 | |
We'd seen Pookiesnackenburger doing stuff. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
Pookiesnackenburger is Luke Cresswell, who was Stomp. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
That's a really interesting medium, street-performing stuff. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
When you work on the street, you have to make the crowd come to you, | 0:36:23 | 0:36:27 | |
you have to force them, otherwise you don't eat, basically. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
We came down thinking that we would get the medium of street performing | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
within two weeks. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:36 | |
Two weeks, and then we'd be really good. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
A lot of the acts were very new and different, and there were some really good performers down there. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:43 | |
First shows at Covent Garden, we were doing bad tricks. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
At its best it was crazy, at its worst it was shite. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
Their act was very basic. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
They had a lot of toys to gather the audience, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
eating cornflakes and escaping from jumpers. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
We wanted to say, "Know what we've done? | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
"We have done shows at the Festival, with lights and audiences and tickets. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
"No-one here's done tickets, we've done tickets!" And then we were just terrible. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
It was real moronic stuff, and then they came up with the sword-fighting show, which was really good. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:20 | |
-Roberto! -Eduardo! -En garde. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
Hey! | 0:37:26 | 0:37:27 | |
'I had directed Rob in the Three Musketeers so I thought, "We'll do the swords." | 0:37:27 | 0:37:31 | |
'We bought some foils and we started doing stuff. It was very flash.' | 0:37:31 | 0:37:35 | |
'Eddie became very flamboyant. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
'Suddenly, in his mind, he had to be D'Artagnan.' | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
There was a festival in the summer, so we thought, "We'll aim for that." | 0:37:39 | 0:37:43 | |
We'd worked out routines and we were getting laughs and we didn't even win our own comedy section. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:49 | |
That's when I just thought, "Oh, well..." | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
Because, I'd fallen back, regrouped, come back, attacked, and just failed again. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
I was going round saying, "This is just not my millennia", which I thought was very droll. | 0:37:56 | 0:38:01 | |
On his 24th birthday, he was sort of pissed-off. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
I was going, "What? What is it? You're 24, what's wrong?" | 0:38:04 | 0:38:09 | |
"Oh, well... By the time he was 24, Orson Welles had directed Citizen Kane." | 0:38:09 | 0:38:16 | |
And you sort of went, "Oh, right. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
"You're pissed off because you haven't directed the best movie | 0:38:19 | 0:38:23 | |
"probably that's ever been made before, you know, you're 24?" | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
I think that's a secretly accurate portrayal. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
Street performing, it's the hardest thing. You're performing to people who don't want to watch it. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:34 | |
I basically broke myself down to zero confidence in Covent Garden. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
Rob would take holidays. He did it quite often. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
So, I could do nothing. I realised I was developing a thing with the audience. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
I could feel it. But as a double act, you're sitting, | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
waiting for the other person to come back, and it felt useless. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
Morning, Mr Smith. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
-How are you feeling today? -Fine. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Comedy Wavelength is this programme on Channel 4, | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
and they said, "Come and be writers." | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
They accepted a couple of our sketches. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
And then Rob was in it, and they're saying I wasn't in it, and I was probably jealous of Rob at the time. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:24 | |
I kept auditioning to trial act. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
The producer said, "You're not a performer. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
"You're a writer, but not a performer." | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
That screwed with my brain, because the one thing I was sure about - I was a performer. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:35 | |
Maybe a writer, but definitely a performer. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
I'd been a four-person act, then a two-person act. I never thought I could be solo. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:43 | |
Paul Keane used to perform as Captain Keano. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
He could be hellish, obnoxious, | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
he could be brilliant, generous... | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
He had a demeanour as King of Covent Garden. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
When I am famous, I'd still do my show on the cobbles here | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
at Covent Garden. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
Rob went holiday. I said, | 0:40:02 | 0:40:03 | |
"I didn't know you were going on holiday." He was off for a week or so. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
Paul Keane had some ropes and chains for his escapology, | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
and I said, "Can I borrow your ropes and chains?" | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
So, I went out with the ropes and chains, one Saturday, | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
in about '87, and I strapped them on, did a show, and made £10, and that was it. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:23 | |
I split up with Rob two weeks later. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:24 | |
'As soon as I'd gone solo, it was just release.' | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
-Yes, there it is! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
I'd never seen anybody work so hard at riding a unicycle as he did. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:36 | |
He was just on it, constantly. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
He'd split up with Rob, wanted to do his solo show, | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
and was just really manically learning everything he possibly could. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
Once I was tied up by someone really tight in my ropes and chains. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:49 | |
I couldn't get out. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
I had to dismiss the audience and ask some friends to get me out. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:58 | |
Paul said to me, "If you think you can't get out, you will not be able to get out. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:04 | |
"You have to believe you can get out, it's psychological." | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
You've got to believe you can be a stand-up before you can be a stand-up. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
You've got to believe you can act before you can act. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
You've got to believe, you've got to imagine yourself in that situation. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:29 | |
The careers adviser used to come to school, and he took me aside and said, "Tell me your dreams." | 0:41:37 | 0:41:41 | |
"I want to be a space astronaut, | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
"discover things that have never been discovered." | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
He said, "Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit, all right?" | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
If I start apologising saying, "I'm not funny," I lose it. | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
It's very psychological. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:01 | |
It's very much... | 0:42:03 | 0:42:04 | |
You know, when I used to do unicycle at Covent Garden, | 0:42:09 | 0:42:13 | |
you have to practise at Covent Garden, you've got to find a big open space, | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
so you're doing it at Covent Garden. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
Lads would walk by going, "Hey, mate, you're going to fall off, you're going to fall off, you are." | 0:42:18 | 0:42:24 | |
And so you think, "Don't fall off." | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
You fall off because you're thinking it. What you have to do is, | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
when they say, "Hey, you're going to fall off", blank your mind, | 0:42:28 | 0:42:32 | |
have no thoughts in there at all, just keep spaced out. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:37 | |
And that's like here, I've got to keep the fear, block the fear out, | 0:42:37 | 0:42:41 | |
of not being interesting, and just chat. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:46 | |
In the summer of '87, I was street performing at a festival | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
and these visual guys came by, | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
one guy had a helmet on with a steel girder | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
with flaming kebabs coming off it, and I realised that I couldn't compete with this guy. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:09 | |
There's no way I can do street performing. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
I can't compete with a guy with flaming bits of meat attached to his head. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:15 | |
So I thought, "Right, forget street, I'm developing something here, but I've got to do stand-up." | 0:43:15 | 0:43:21 | |
But I didn't know how. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
I was already an experienced performer, and I had experience with an audience, how to deal with them. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:29 | |
If you stay there, we'll do the show behind these two people. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
But not of writing ideas down as myself, because I was dyslexic. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
When I was a kid, I would spell phonetically, | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
and we'd do the game of I Spy with my dad and my brother, | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
and I remember going, "A word beginning with S," | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
and that was ceiling. K, and that was cat. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
And they'd spend hours trying to get these words, | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
and they never could. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:49 | |
Later on, I got the impression | 0:43:49 | 0:43:50 | |
that probably was what being dyslexic was. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
I was fully dyslexic | 0:43:53 | 0:43:54 | |
until I met someone who was more dyslexic | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
and said, "You're partially dyslexic." | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
There's a lot of rivalry in the dyslexic camp, you know. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
Rivalry with three Vs. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
It makes you think in a creative way. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:07 | |
You see shapes and you see things inside shapes, | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
you see clouds and lions and tigers up there. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
So I went and got a tape recorder and I thought I'd just ad lib | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
into the tape and then write that out. That'll be stand up. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:19 | |
It didn't work. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
They did a stand up workshop at a place called Jackson's Lane. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
Patrick Marber, who was a stand up at that point, | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
became a playwright who's written Dealer's Choice and Closer, | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
we were very spiky with each other. He did an impression of me | 0:44:32 | 0:44:36 | |
in that workshop where he went, er... | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
"Blah, blah, blah, street, blah, blah, blah, street." | 0:44:38 | 0:44:42 | |
And I thought, oh God, he must be really annoyed with me, | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
cos I was obviously just going on and on about this thing. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:49 | |
I'd written loads of sketches at university | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
and in the end I took a sketch which was a two-person sketch | 0:44:51 | 0:44:54 | |
and I cannibalised it, cut out the interviewer and made it for one person, | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
about being addicted to breakfast cereal. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
And that got laughs. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
I thought, if that gets laughs, I could do more like that. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
I could just write them as two persons, cut them in half, | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
I could do all my whole career that way. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
Remember in the '70s there was all that work done with monkeys, the signing thing. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:12 | |
Hey, you're a monkey. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:13 | |
Yeah, I'm a monkey. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
So what's it like being a monkey? | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
Not bad, not bad. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
What's it like being a human? | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
Pretty good. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
Can I have a banana? | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
No, I have no bananas. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
On this day. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
You have no bananas? | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
Well, if you have no bananas, I'm not fucking talking to you. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:42 | |
What does that mean? | 0:45:43 | 0:45:44 | |
I don't know, I just adlibbed it. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
Give me a fucking banana. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:49 | |
Give me a fucking banana. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
All right. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:54 | |
What do you want to know? | 0:45:55 | 0:45:56 | |
How does the monkey community interact? | 0:45:58 | 0:46:01 | |
You know, in the usual way. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Give me another banana. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
No, no more bananas. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
I've got a gun. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
You didn't even sign that time. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
I know. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:17 | |
So in the end I decided to just work on one show until it was good. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:22 | |
and then people would come. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
As opposed to write shoddy, quick stuff and shove it in people's faces | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
and say look, it's brilliant. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
Cos it wasn't. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:30 | |
The only way you could get good was by doing gigs. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
And you couldn't get the gigs, you could get these open spots | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
which were an unpaid five minutes. You would phone up and ask for one | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
and they'd give you one three months ahead, just one. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE | 0:46:43 | 0:46:44 | |
Well done, Harlow, that was good. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Sometimes you can get on stage and the applause is still going while you're there. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
'Once I'd got a few bookings going I'd said' | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
I'll do compereing and they said, oh you will? Well, have three then. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
The host seems a lower status thing. People would say, | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
"You're quite good, you should be one of the acts." | 0:47:01 | 0:47:04 | |
I am one of the acts. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:05 | |
But the audience wouldn't realise this | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
and the stand ups didn't like doing it cos you had to tell people | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
to shut and sit down. They hated that, they just wanted to talk funny stuff. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:14 | |
All street performers have to be comperes, | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
we would wrangle the audience into a shape, we were hosting our own show. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:20 | |
We were already trained in it. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
I was relentlessly working. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:23 | |
One club was in Streatham on Monday night and they would not laugh. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
I'd just talk endlessly and bring acts on. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
I could smash an atmosphere into people until they thought, | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
all right, he seems OK. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:33 | |
I felt it was coming through, so I was just grabbing it. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
I did a couple of the Screaming Blue Murders, | 0:47:36 | 0:47:38 | |
where I was just doing real basic gags | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
and he was compereing them. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:42 | |
And it would be, he would go out and for five minutes just... | 0:47:42 | 0:47:46 | |
they would love him and then he would go down a tangent that would just... | 0:47:46 | 0:47:50 | |
you know, stink the room out. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
Harlow, you've seen it all before, haven't you? | 0:47:52 | 0:47:54 | |
You've seen something before, haven't you? | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
Seen me before? I've seen you before. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
Oh God, we're going to have a horrible time here. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:03 | |
Well, just talk amongst yourselves... | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
But he was taking those risks that nobody else was taking, | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
nobody thought about taking risks, you only did things you knew | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
would satisfy an audience. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:12 | |
You're on a trapeze and you know you're safe on the trapeze, | 0:48:12 | 0:48:15 | |
and then you let go and you fly | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
and the audience goes, "Is he fucking going to catch it? | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
"Is he going to catch that trapeze, I don't know." | 0:48:20 | 0:48:22 | |
But the audience love the gap between the two trapezes. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:26 | |
There's that great fairy story of Idi Amin goes round to the Duvalier house | 0:48:31 | 0:48:35 | |
and there he gets in, it's in the middle of he woods. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:39 | |
He goes in there and there's porridge on the table. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:41 | |
And he tries Papa Doc Duvalier's porridge, "Ooh, it's too hot." | 0:48:41 | 0:48:46 | |
And he tries Mama Doc Duvalier's porridge, "Ooh, it's too cold." | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
Then he tries Baby Doc Duvalier's, "Mmm, just the right temperature." | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
So he gobbles it all up. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Then he nips upstairs and he's a bit tired. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
There are three beds. | 0:48:57 | 0:48:58 | |
Papa Doc Duvalier's bed, "Ooh, too hard." | 0:48:58 | 0:49:00 | |
Mama Doc's, "Mm, bit too soft." | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
Baby Doc Duvalier's "Just right." | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
So Idi gets in and falls asleep. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
And then the Duvaliers come back and they find him and they skin him. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:12 | |
I don't know what to do with that piece of material, but I like it. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
It's a wonderfully sick but sort of needed kind of thing. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:25 | |
In '89, I decided to go back to Edinburgh | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
this time, as a stand-up. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
I decided to do | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
an hour and five minutes. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
As soon as you've committed yourself so much that you can do an hour, | 0:49:43 | 0:49:47 | |
I think you've really...you've decided that's what you want to do. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:52 | |
I did a show at Edinburgh Festival. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
I was setting up and there was no-one else there | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
and there was one man standing watching | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
and then went, "Ooh!" And ran off in the opposite direction. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
I thought, that's not very helpful! A few minutes later, he came back | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
and he'd dragged his family up the hill and said, "Watch this." | 0:50:07 | 0:50:10 | |
And I thought, that's it. That's the thing I'm trying to get. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:14 | |
Good afternoon, Edinburgh! | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
'I was doing three shows, two street performances | 0:50:16 | 0:50:20 | |
'and one stand-up in the first year | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
'and I got completely burned out.' | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
I should also point out that I am doing a stand-up show every night. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
I've got leaflets. My name is Eddie Izzard. It's a strange name, it's got two zeds in it. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:32 | |
And it's going on every night. I've got all the details about it. I think it's fun. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:37 | |
It's an hour and five minutes. It's on tonight. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
-I like it. -Are you ready? | 0:50:40 | 0:50:42 | |
I certainly am, old chap! | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
-Are you steady? -Yes... This is an enormous build-up, isn't it? -Go! | 0:50:44 | 0:50:48 | |
OK. Right. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
CROWD: Five, four, three, two, one... | 0:50:50 | 0:50:56 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
WHOOPING | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
Very good. Very good. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
Very good. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
Elspeth and I found ourselves at the Edinburgh Festival | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
and suddenly, there in front of us was a notice | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
"Eddie Izzard". | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
We got tickets to what I think may have been pretty well | 0:51:19 | 0:51:23 | |
his first professional show. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
I saw them. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
My old headmaster. You go, "Unggh! | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
"Oh, shit!" | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
And for one hour, | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
we fell about! | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
Why do they say "blood is thicker than water"? | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
It's a strange expression. "Blood is thicker than water" means | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
"be kind to your relatives". | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
But custard is thicker than blood. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
Does this mean we should be nice to trifles? | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
"He's a smashing bloke, | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
"but there are a good few shows you should catch before this one." | 0:51:56 | 0:51:59 | |
I was a student, and running a venue in Edinburgh for the festival. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
I went up to this woman. She was running a venue called Greyfriars Kirkhouse. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
She had a slot and I looked at one other venue | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
and they may have had a slot but I thought, no, I think I'll go with her cos I fancy her more. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:16 | |
He couldn't afford to take a slot on his own so he went in with another comedian. It was a way for me | 0:52:16 | 0:52:23 | |
to get my plays on, because I could hire a venue and afford to put my own play on in there | 0:52:23 | 0:52:28 | |
and not lose money because it was running the venue, too! | 0:52:28 | 0:52:32 | |
She had 15 shows on and I realised how much energy it took to set it up. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
-Cos I'd never set up a venue. -He hadn't perfected his technique at that point. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:41 | |
-Your accounting was terrible. -He would turn up to the venue every day, checking his box office figures. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:46 | |
When there were only half-a-dozen people in the audience, I fell asleep in his show! | 0:52:46 | 0:52:52 | |
We just hung out and then afterwards I asked her to come to something and you said no. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:57 | |
And then your dad said you should change your mind. | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
So you said yes. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
After the festival, I came back to London and invited Sarah to my flat | 0:53:02 | 0:53:06 | |
in Streatham. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:07 | |
I don't think she was terribly impressed | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
cos it was like a mattress, small black and white television, | 0:53:09 | 0:53:13 | |
and all my stuff was in black plastic bin bags. Kind of stylish. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
But I seem to remember she liked my map. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
And I had a colour-coded flag system and I'd stick a flag in | 0:53:19 | 0:53:23 | |
different colours if I'd stormed it, | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
if I'd died, been booked back. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
After each gig, I'd come home and write down my set list for the night | 0:53:27 | 0:53:31 | |
and what worked, what didn't work, any good improv, how the audience reacted. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:35 | |
And with that system, I relentlessly worked my way through the circuit. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
Yeah, I remember when he first played. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:41 | |
Quite a lot of rubbish, really. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
A lot of things people didn't understand, didn't like. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
Got quite a few heckles. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
My uncle always used to say, remember you can take a horse to water | 0:53:47 | 0:53:51 | |
but you can't take him to a disco. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
I kept playing the Comedy Store and failing, so I thought, | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
"I'll stay away from here until I'm good enough to blow the roof off." | 0:53:58 | 0:54:02 | |
He was doing sort of slightly surreal humour | 0:54:02 | 0:54:06 | |
but he by no means had found the place where he should be. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:10 | |
In this country, when comedy is at its best | 0:54:10 | 0:54:13 | |
is when there's a Tory government, when there's something | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
to rebel against. Satire in the Sixties was at its height | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
because there was a Tory government. As soon as Wilson came in, | 0:54:17 | 0:54:21 | |
it slipped away, we had the mainstream, men going, | 0:54:21 | 0:54:25 | |
"My mother-in-law, my mother-in-law..." | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
Thatcher came in, alternative comedy was at its height. We have a war, | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
everybody has to say things about it. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
We've got Ben Elton, Mark Thomas, | 0:54:32 | 0:54:34 | |
Mark Steel, these strong political comedians. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:37 | |
Suddenly, through it all, there was this guy just talking about being | 0:54:37 | 0:54:41 | |
brought up by wolves, and it was just incredible. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:44 | |
He died so regularly, but he stuck with it. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
He went, "No, this is what I find funny." | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
There was a night at the Comedy Store in London | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
when Bob Mills came up to me and said, | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
"Look, they're wild, they're cranky, | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
"tonight's not a time for 'I went to school with Perez de Cuellar'." | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
I said, "I've got to, that's all I've got!" | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
I just talked at this speed... And my mother went up, she said, | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
"Why are you doing that?" I said, "I didn't really understand," so... | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
I never took a breath. I never went in there... Because I knew in that | 0:55:07 | 0:55:11 | |
breath someone would go, "You cunt!" And the people down the front who | 0:55:11 | 0:55:14 | |
are actually attacking you, under your radar because you're here, | 0:55:14 | 0:55:16 | |
they would gradually quieten down, because you think, "Laugh, laugh, | 0:55:16 | 0:55:20 | |
"laugh, laugh, laugh, 20 minutes, good night!" | 0:55:20 | 0:55:23 | |
Then the booker would go, "We like you, you can come back tomorrow." | 0:55:23 | 0:55:27 | |
His off-the-cuff humour beats most impro hollow. Heckle at your peril. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:55:34 | 0:55:38 | |
You have to understand what the comedy circuit was like in the '90s. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:46 | |
It became the biggest thing in the world. There was about 10 clubs | 0:55:46 | 0:55:48 | |
in New York, and there were 80 clubs in London. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:51 | |
And people were gigging at least twice a night, at the weekends | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
four times a night. You'd do a gig and jump in a black cab, | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
scoot off to somewhere in London, then come back in another cab. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
We kind of owned that town, and the audiences were coming. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:04 | |
They didn't care who was on as long as they were good, didn't know names, | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
no-one was famous, and it was all cash in hand, | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
pockets stuffed with fivers and tenners and twenties | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
and drugs and weed, and whatever you wanted | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
was there, everyone was doing it, gigging and drinking like idiots, | 0:56:15 | 0:56:19 | |
and none of us were known, and it was great. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
He decided he should open his own comedy club and compere and he would | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
-get more exposure. -Here I am in strip joints | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
and there's this big black and yellow sign hanging in Soho, | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
and people must've walked past and gone, "I wonder what that's about?" | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
I'd set up my own club in the centre of town | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
in order to be hosting a club every week, be at the centre of things. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:40 | |
That's Eddie's thinking, immediately. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:42 | |
I'll host it, I'll get big names in, but people will be seeing me. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:45 | |
I remember people walking around with Raging Bull badges, | 0:56:45 | 0:56:48 | |
the Raging Bull logo. There's his marketing working out. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
I managed his club. People liked to come and play there, even though | 0:56:58 | 0:57:01 | |
-the money wasn't great. -It was really tough, and I couldn't | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
make the money, and the rent was too high and I had to do other gigs | 0:57:04 | 0:57:07 | |
around this gig in order to pay for the bills. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
He lost so much money in that one year that the VAT man didn't believe | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
that he really could've and investigated him | 0:57:13 | 0:57:16 | |
and eventually found that it really was just a mad person throwing | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
-their money away. -But it gave me this place. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
People seemed to be coming and watching what I was doing. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
It was just packed, and I stood at the bar cos it was | 0:57:23 | 0:57:26 | |
the only place I could get in. You just felt he had something special. | 0:57:26 | 0:57:30 | |
He just seemed so ahead of everyone else | 0:57:30 | 0:57:33 | |
-who was doing stuff at the time. -I would muck about, improvise. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:36 | |
I started doing this word wrap thing, talking endlessly | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
and make up scenarios about people who were wandering around and poke | 0:57:39 | 0:57:42 | |
fun at people, and all that improvising was the danger thing | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
that people were interested in. That was a commodity, | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
that was different. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
He was Raging Bull. Everybody would come and see Eddie, | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
week after week. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:57 | |
I don't think any big venue in London ever had a regular compere. | 0:57:57 | 0:58:01 | |
Two people were going to come along and watch me do stuff, | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
and if they liked it I'd get into this benefit called Hysteria 3. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 | |
I really tried to do good, and I failed. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:09 | |
I was really crap that day. So at the end of that night I said, | 0:58:09 | 0:58:13 | |
"I was really shit tonight, so if you don't want to book me, fine." | 0:58:13 | 0:58:17 | |
And they said, bizarrely, fantastically, "No, it's OK, | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
"we'll come back next week and watch you again." | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Which is just like, "Have a second go!" And so they came back next week | 0:58:22 | 0:58:26 | |
and I decided, OK, don't give a damn this week, | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
so I just did whatever, mucked about, had fun, had fun, | 0:58:29 | 0:58:34 | |
and it went great. They said, "Right, you're in." | 0:58:34 | 0:58:38 | |
It was an Aids benefit, and no-one but no-one knew who Eddie Izzard was. | 0:58:40 | 0:58:46 | |
And he came on and did three minutes of the very famous, as it is now, | 0:58:46 | 0:58:51 | |
wolves sketch. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:53 | |
And I was brought up after that by wolves, actually. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:58:58 | 0:58:59 | |
Well, you know, they were out yachting one day and... | 0:58:59 | 0:59:03 | |
It was great, it was wonderful. | 0:59:04 | 0:59:06 | |
Being brought up by wolves as a kid was wonderful. They gave me a name. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:09 | |
They called me Rrrr. | 0:59:09 | 0:59:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:59:11 | 0:59:13 | |
They taught me all the stuff, | 0:59:15 | 0:59:17 | |
hunting, fishing, backgammon, all of that. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:19 | |
And wolves are natural at fishing. | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
They wait by fast-flowing rivers | 0:59:22 | 0:59:24 | |
and then when a big fish comes along, just at the right moment | 0:59:24 | 0:59:27 | |
they reel it in really, really quickly. | 0:59:27 | 0:59:30 | |
Cook it gas mark 4 with a bit of herbs. | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
We were wolves, we were young, we were crazy. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:36 | |
We'd make love in the moonlight. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:40 | |
They would, they would. I'd watch and say, "No, I'm full, thank you." | 0:59:40 | 0:59:46 | |
Everyone was turning around, going, "Who's that Izzard guy?" | 0:59:46 | 0:59:50 | |
Catch you later. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:51 | |
Cos no-one had really heard of him, and he just took the place apart. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:56 | |
19 wolves and me, and I was trying to blend in, going woof, woof. | 0:59:56 | 1:00:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:00:00 | 1:00:02 | |
And these bears would stand there and say, "What's that?" | 1:00:02 | 1:00:05 | |
I'd go, "Hi, I'm a wolf. Catch you later." | 1:00:05 | 1:00:09 | |
And we'd be chasing these things, | 1:00:12 | 1:00:14 | |
they turned out to be antelopes, that was great, cos we eat them, | 1:00:14 | 1:00:17 | |
and we'd be chasing them, and after about 20 minutes they put on a lead | 1:00:17 | 1:00:21 | |
and so we had a discussion and agreed to move our legs as well. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:25 | |
-That really helped. -LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 1:00:25 | 1:00:28 | |
Whoosh, off they went and I couldn't keep up. | 1:00:28 | 1:00:31 | |
You know, two legs. So I took to driving a small red car. | 1:00:31 | 1:00:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:00:33 | 1:00:37 | |
It was great, it was the same position and everything. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
And it was a hatchback, it was roomy, so I said, | 1:00:42 | 1:00:45 | |
"Guys, get in the back." | 1:00:45 | 1:00:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:00:47 | 1:00:49 | |
The ironic thing about Hysteria 3 was | 1:00:49 | 1:00:52 | |
it was being run by Stephen Fry, and Hugh Laurie was in it with him | 1:00:52 | 1:00:55 | |
who were part of that Footlights group | 1:00:55 | 1:00:58 | |
that won the Perrier 10 years before. | 1:00:58 | 1:01:01 | |
10 years, while I'd been out in the wilderness, living off pine cones. | 1:01:01 | 1:01:06 | |
I remember the next day being woken by the phone ringing off the hook | 1:01:08 | 1:01:11 | |
and faxes coming through on top of each other. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:13 | |
"You tore the place apart on Sunday night." | 1:01:13 | 1:01:15 | |
"The most talked-about item we had." | 1:01:15 | 1:01:18 | |
It really was the classic overnight success after many years. | 1:01:18 | 1:01:21 | |
I had always wanted to do the Big God Television, then I thought maybe I don't need television. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:26 | |
People thought I wasn't doing it out of principle, but I was | 1:01:26 | 1:01:29 | |
in fact doing it as revenge for always wanting to do it. | 1:01:29 | 1:01:33 | |
It's the madness, what I call the madness, because I think, | 1:01:33 | 1:01:36 | |
if you think you can perform and the whole world is saying you can't perform, then you're obviously mad. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:41 | |
If you hold on to that madness, and you hold on to it and hold on to it | 1:01:41 | 1:01:45 | |
for years, and then later it comes good and you can actually perform, then it proves that you weren't mad. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:52 | |
You just had to surround that little bit of belief | 1:01:52 | 1:01:56 | |
and hold on to it... | 1:01:56 | 1:01:58 | |
for as long as it takes. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:01 | |
He's one of these people who has been told throughout life that he's not capable of certain things | 1:02:04 | 1:02:09 | |
and he'll just bang on the door until you open it and let him in. | 1:02:09 | 1:02:14 | |
I thought I could play the West End, | 1:02:17 | 1:02:19 | |
because people were phoning up and saying they wanted to see that guy. | 1:02:19 | 1:02:22 | |
I had done it on the street, I seemed to be doing it in the clubs. | 1:02:22 | 1:02:26 | |
He was the first person I knew who had a mailing list. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:29 | |
People would write to you and say "Eddie is on here, let's go and see him do a full length show." | 1:02:29 | 1:02:34 | |
That's how the Ambassadors first settled down. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
So I left the circuit and I tried out my show in the small theatres | 1:02:36 | 1:02:39 | |
around London and they sold out, so I thought "I'm going to go and do the West End." | 1:02:39 | 1:02:43 | |
It was completely unheard of to put yourself into a West End theatre like that. | 1:02:43 | 1:02:47 | |
People thought he was taking a terrible risk. | 1:02:47 | 1:02:49 | |
It was a risk, yes, because we didn't have the money. | 1:02:49 | 1:02:52 | |
We'd been doing so many shows that everyone was letting us have printing and stuff on 30-day credit. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:56 | |
We had 30 days to break even or go bust. | 1:02:56 | 1:02:59 | |
OK, that would be crap. | 1:03:00 | 1:03:02 | |
I thought it would be a good idea, you said no, it'll never work. | 1:03:04 | 1:03:08 | |
So we've got a sort of relationship here. I say things, you say no. | 1:03:08 | 1:03:10 | |
If you do the big silence thing, I know I'm going wrong. | 1:03:10 | 1:03:14 | |
I came in late the first night, I really seriously thought I had walked into the wrong show! | 1:03:16 | 1:03:23 | |
Because I had no idea. | 1:03:23 | 1:03:25 | |
OK, I've only got a couple of dresses so fuck off. | 1:03:35 | 1:03:39 | |
I was so shocked I had no idea. | 1:03:39 | 1:03:41 | |
It was a fantastic show and I think the audience were incredibly warm. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:45 | |
Yes, yes, yes, I thought I'd do the gig in a dress. | 1:03:45 | 1:03:49 | |
Good reaction London, come on, yeah. Fucking hell! | 1:03:49 | 1:03:52 | |
It was up to this point he had still never dressed in the clothes and he | 1:03:52 | 1:03:55 | |
didn't want the tabloids making something out of it so he said, "Right, I'll become visible." | 1:03:55 | 1:04:00 | |
I'm a very stubborn pig-headed personality, | 1:04:00 | 1:04:05 | |
and quite thick-skinned, | 1:04:05 | 1:04:08 | |
and was always looking for a challenge or a quest. | 1:04:08 | 1:04:11 | |
One minute you can talk about sexism, because men could really get the angle on that. | 1:04:11 | 1:04:14 | |
If you're ethnic minority you can talk about racism, but for | 1:04:14 | 1:04:17 | |
me personally - white male, middle-class - completely fucking useless. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:04:20 | 1:04:21 | |
There's no angles there at all. You can't say, "When I was growing up I had it... | 1:04:21 | 1:04:25 | |
"all right. I suppose not too bad." | 1:04:25 | 1:04:28 | |
The kids at school would taunt me and say 'Ooh, do you want to play?'" | 1:04:28 | 1:04:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:04:32 | 1:04:35 | |
It was the acceptance I couldn't take, the constant acceptance so... | 1:04:35 | 1:04:39 | |
The only thing working in my favour is thank God I'm a transvestite, eh? Cor! | 1:04:41 | 1:04:46 | |
Phewee! It was very dangerous because | 1:04:46 | 1:04:49 | |
my career was just finally taking off and I could be about to blow it out the window by wearing a dress. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:54 | |
With me in the studio is a well-known stand-up comedian, Eddie Izzard, | 1:04:54 | 1:04:58 | |
who has recently revealed that he is a transvestite. | 1:04:58 | 1:05:01 | |
-Why aren't you dressed? -Because I chose not to. | 1:05:03 | 1:05:06 | |
It was also because I wanted to talk about it rather than | 1:05:06 | 1:05:10 | |
-wear the clothes. -I think it's very brave of you to come out and tell everybody you're a transvestite. | 1:05:10 | 1:05:15 | |
Why do that at this stage in your career? | 1:05:15 | 1:05:17 | |
I just told a newspaper that I was tv and of course all the newspapers after that decided to pick up on it. | 1:05:17 | 1:05:23 | |
But you do feel it's important, don't you, that people should know? | 1:05:23 | 1:05:25 | |
Society makes people fear it and be scared and feel ashamed. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:30 | |
It's just the way I am. | 1:05:30 | 1:05:32 | |
I'm tv, I have been since I was four. I have no problems with it. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:37 | |
You have to come out and basically get the reaction about it. | 1:05:37 | 1:05:41 | |
I have a girlfriend and she's quite cool about it as well. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:44 | |
The only way you can get cool about it is by society backing off, | 1:05:44 | 1:05:47 | |
all people who are tv coming out and saying "I'm tv, it's not a problem." | 1:05:47 | 1:05:51 | |
The first time he came out with stand-ups was at a party I gave at my flat and he turned up in turquoise | 1:05:51 | 1:05:56 | |
eyeshadow up to his eyebrows and a huge jumper with a belt, a skirt and really high patent shoes. | 1:05:56 | 1:06:03 | |
I wasn't going to come out about it because that just seemed foolish. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:06 | |
Then I thought I should, | 1:06:06 | 1:06:08 | |
there's an element that you're positive, do it, it's truthful. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:12 | |
I'm coming out, people can see it's difficult for me. It's a fight. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:16 | |
It was really important for him that time to wear the skirt. | 1:06:16 | 1:06:18 | |
He wanted to go on and do it honestly, and he felt that way. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:22 | |
I think it was a very brave move. | 1:06:22 | 1:06:24 | |
Look, this is me, this is what you get. This is Eddie. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:27 | |
The show worked and extended twice, and played for three months, | 1:06:27 | 1:06:32 | |
and it got an Olivier nomination out of it and I got a video distribution deal out of it. That was a surprise. | 1:06:32 | 1:06:38 | |
You have to accept your children | 1:06:38 | 1:06:41 | |
for exactly what they are. | 1:06:41 | 1:06:44 | |
I couldn't see anything | 1:06:44 | 1:06:46 | |
in his dressing up in his own women's clothes to get upset about, as long | 1:06:46 | 1:06:54 | |
as he didn't get into situations where he got clobbered by a lot of people who thought it was outlandish. | 1:06:54 | 1:07:00 | |
He doesn't seem to have managed to do that, except once in Cambridge, of course. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:04 | |
Comedian Eddie Izzard was attacked late last night in Cambridge city centre. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:08 | |
If you have a knife and you're coming down, you do that and that. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:12 | |
Wow, that's very good. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:16 | |
That's from a book, I've never practised it. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:19 | |
Except on this guy in Cambridge. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:21 | |
I didn't go down, I was pleased I didn't go down. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
It was like Cool Hand Luke. He went down but he kept getting back up. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
I didn't even go down, I just stayed up and I was pleased I didn't run away screaming. | 1:07:26 | 1:07:33 | |
I've looked at fear in a big way, because, coming out, | 1:07:33 | 1:07:36 | |
you have to deal with basically the whole of the world say "Oh, you're an abominable snowman," | 1:07:36 | 1:07:39 | |
and me going "No, don't think so, no." | 1:07:39 | 1:07:42 | |
You have to deal with this fear thing. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
I tend to go towards things that scare me now. | 1:07:44 | 1:07:47 | |
I think it's positive. Not anything. Like leaping off a cliff onto a spike scares me, don't do it. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:52 | |
Let's go, here we go. Crash helmet on. | 1:07:52 | 1:07:55 | |
Great belly flop, no. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:58 | |
I know lots of women who find him very, very attractive dressed as a woman. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:03 | |
I don't. I think he's very attractive dressed as a man. | 1:08:03 | 1:08:07 | |
Is it difficult to live with? | 1:08:09 | 1:08:11 | |
Yes, but you compromise. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:13 | |
In that respect it's pretty normal. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:15 | |
I think most of all the courage it's taken to live his life this way | 1:08:17 | 1:08:21 | |
is the thing that makes him most attractive. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:24 | |
But yes, he does drive me nuts. | 1:08:24 | 1:08:27 | |
I thought my brain was visually hip but I didn't think my look was visually hip. | 1:08:37 | 1:08:43 | |
Tonight, Eddie is wearing black velour kaftan top, Western buckled | 1:08:43 | 1:08:48 | |
belt - wow, pardner - mustard pleated baggy trousers, and black monk-strap rubber-soled shoes. Stealthy. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:56 | |
Gosh, girls. Look out, it's a batik patchwork | 1:08:56 | 1:08:59 | |
shirt, brown and black striped belt, grey herringbone suit trousers and brown shiny cowboy boots. Yee-ha. | 1:08:59 | 1:09:06 | |
I just wore whatever clothes happened to be lying around. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:09 | |
Most comics just look like me, this big slob who walks out on stage with what they've been wearing all day. | 1:09:09 | 1:09:14 | |
I was wearing a dress on stage and the journalists believed I was a transvestite. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:18 | |
They said, "OK you're a transvestite but you look a mess," | 1:09:18 | 1:09:20 | |
and it struck me I had to get it | 1:09:20 | 1:09:23 | |
into some sexy sort of rock 'n' roll place so I stole that sensibility from Sarah who | 1:09:23 | 1:09:29 | |
was doing rock 'n' roll gigs and I got her to write the intro. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:32 | |
In every show after that, they got more funky and rock 'n' roll. | 1:09:32 | 1:09:35 | |
You didn't have to say, "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome this guy." | 1:09:35 | 1:09:38 | |
You just put on the music and boom, it blew out the speakers and everyone knew what to do. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:43 | |
It really kicked. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:44 | |
Pears can fuck off too, because they're gorgeous little beasts but they're ripe for half-an-hour, | 1:09:50 | 1:09:57 | |
and they're like a rock or they're mush. | 1:09:57 | 1:10:00 | |
You take them home and they'll ripen up, but put them in a bowl and they | 1:10:00 | 1:10:03 | |
sit there going "No, no, don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet, wait until he goes out of the room... | 1:10:03 | 1:10:09 | |
"Ripen now, now, now!" | 1:10:11 | 1:10:12 | |
If you just saw Eddie's picture and had no idea who he was, you'd never think he was a comedian. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:24 | |
You'd think he was Madonna. It was a rock picture, not a comedy picture. | 1:10:24 | 1:10:26 | |
I've never seen one person in a film on a computer doing a normal kind of thing, going... | 1:10:35 | 1:10:41 | |
Ctrl P print. | 1:10:49 | 1:10:52 | |
Ctrl P print. | 1:10:52 | 1:10:54 | |
Cannot access printer. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:57 | |
It's here! | 1:10:57 | 1:10:58 | |
I can access it. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:02 | |
Print! Ctrl P print. Ctrl P print. | 1:11:02 | 1:11:05 | |
It's five in the morning, it's only a paragraph! | 1:11:05 | 1:11:07 | |
In 1996, I got my first film role. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:14 | |
By the first day of shooting I got a huge surprise when I found out who else was in the cast. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:18 | |
I'd been told that there was this comic in the movie and for me it was like... "another comic?!" | 1:11:18 | 1:11:23 | |
I thought "I'm just going down there" and I walked up to you, "Mr Robin Williams." | 1:11:23 | 1:11:26 | |
And you went "Mr Eddie Izzard" and I went errr "How do you know me?" | 1:11:26 | 1:11:29 | |
"I know you!" | 1:11:29 | 1:11:31 | |
I think later on you brought me the tape. | 1:11:31 | 1:11:33 | |
I said "Can you watch my tape, please?" | 1:11:33 | 1:11:36 | |
"This is what I do." | 1:11:36 | 1:11:37 | |
Did I say, "Do you think this would swing in America?" | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
Yes, and I said, "May I say honestly, fuck yeah!" | 1:11:40 | 1:11:44 | |
You said, "Do you think American audiences will get it?" | 1:11:44 | 1:11:46 | |
I said yeah, the intelligent ones will. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
New York is the taste-maker, it's the gatekeeper to the whole of America and Canada. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:56 | |
You get New York, and specifically the New York Times, you have to get | 1:11:56 | 1:12:00 | |
them to say you're good so I realised I have to get a small | 1:12:00 | 1:12:03 | |
theatre in New York and play it, and play it and play it, and just keep doing that. | 1:12:03 | 1:12:08 | |
There was a big change going from the UK to America. | 1:12:08 | 1:12:10 | |
I played to 8,000 people at the Docklands Arena and then in New York I was playing to 80 people. | 1:12:10 | 1:12:15 | |
It was like playing Edinburgh Festival all over again. | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
I found an issue when I came here, I had to try and stop Europeans coming, and get Americans coming. | 1:12:17 | 1:12:22 | |
You had to stop Europeans! Please don't come. | 1:12:22 | 1:12:25 | |
It you know about Eddie, don't come. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:27 | |
-Because otherwise... -They packed the theatres with English. | 1:12:27 | 1:12:29 | |
And then you can't get any American word of mouth. | 1:12:29 | 1:12:31 | |
But I think you cracked it perfectly because everyone tries to come in and go big. | 1:12:31 | 1:12:35 | |
Your plan was to start very small, the way you did in England. | 1:12:35 | 1:12:37 | |
-Small, like a small thing. -Yes, you did it like word of mouth, it was a clandestine thing. | 1:12:37 | 1:12:42 | |
Voom, the first stadium you played was just three people. | 1:12:42 | 1:12:44 | |
-It was an 80-seater. -Yes, 80-seater. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
Only three people there. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
But those three people were good people. | 1:12:48 | 1:12:51 | |
Then the next time you came it was 300, and now you're up to a couple of thousand. | 1:12:51 | 1:12:55 | |
CHEERING | 1:12:55 | 1:12:58 | |
Cool is a thing of youth. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:03 | |
It's linked to fashion, being cool is linked to fashion and there's a circle. | 1:13:03 | 1:13:07 | |
There are a lot of circles involved in things, like | 1:13:07 | 1:13:09 | |
politics - extreme right wing, left wing, politics join up. | 1:13:09 | 1:13:12 | |
Madness and genius joins up at the back, and also with fashion. | 1:13:12 | 1:13:15 | |
So over here you've got looking like a dickhead, | 1:13:15 | 1:13:18 | |
and you have average, normal looking, then cool hip and groovy... | 1:13:18 | 1:13:22 | |
Looking like a dickhead. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:13:23 | 1:13:25 | |
I personally cruise that back corner, looking like | 1:13:27 | 1:13:32 | |
a dickhead. And it is - if you're on the cutting | 1:13:32 | 1:13:33 | |
edge of cool hip and groovy, you must look like a dickhead. | 1:13:33 | 1:13:36 | |
You've got to be over in there, but it has to go round this way. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:39 | |
You can't back in from looking like a dickhead into... | 1:13:39 | 1:13:42 | |
cool hip and groovy, "No, fuck off, it's that way round." | 1:13:47 | 1:13:49 | |
"I want to be cool, man." "No, you look like a dickhead." | 1:13:51 | 1:13:54 | |
"Well, you look like a dickhead." "Yeah, but I know why I look like a dickhead. Now fuck off!" | 1:13:54 | 1:13:58 | |
With the success of Dress To Kill in New York in 1998, I decided | 1:13:58 | 1:14:02 | |
to go and play the west coast - San Francisco and Los Angeles. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:06 | |
Robin Williams phoned up and said, "We want to support you coming to the west coast." | 1:14:06 | 1:14:10 | |
I said, "We're already going. It's perfect." | 1:14:10 | 1:14:12 | |
He put his name above the title, we put our names under the title and it was a wonderful marriage. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:16 | |
And in the end, instead of opening in San Francisco to three cans of | 1:14:16 | 1:14:19 | |
beans and a banana, it was everyone from San Francisco just turning up. | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
So it was just a massive amount of people coming. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:25 | |
'He looks stunning. That's not a comic, is it? | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
'That's a superstar.' | 1:14:29 | 1:14:31 | |
We stole countries. That's how you build an empire. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:35 | |
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:39 | |
Yeah. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:41 | |
You just sail round the world and stick a flag in. | 1:14:41 | 1:14:44 | |
"I claim India for Britain." | 1:14:44 | 1:14:46 | |
And they're going, "You can't claim us, we live here." | 1:14:46 | 1:14:50 | |
"500 million of us." | 1:14:50 | 1:14:52 | |
"Do you have a flag?" | 1:14:52 | 1:14:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
Most stand-ups in the UK, where we have alternative comedy | 1:14:56 | 1:15:00 | |
specifically, I'd say the majority do not have writers. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:05 | |
I'd say about 90% do not have writers. | 1:15:05 | 1:15:08 | |
They are writer/performers. And that's what's tricky. | 1:15:08 | 1:15:10 | |
You can be a great performer and not be able to get the material together, while some | 1:15:10 | 1:15:14 | |
people are great writers and their performing skills are not so good. | 1:15:14 | 1:15:18 | |
You have to be two things. That had only | 1:15:18 | 1:15:21 | |
really become starkly apparent when I did Dress To Kill. I got | 1:15:21 | 1:15:26 | |
one Emmy for writing, one Emmy for performing. | 1:15:26 | 1:15:29 | |
And you think, "My God, they're two highly valued areas." | 1:15:29 | 1:15:32 | |
-And the Emmy goes to... -And the Emmy goes to... | 1:15:32 | 1:15:35 | |
Stop it! | 1:15:35 | 1:15:37 | |
And the Emmy goes to... | 1:15:41 | 1:15:43 | |
Eddie Izzard! | 1:15:47 | 1:15:48 | |
CHEERING | 1:15:48 | 1:15:51 | |
There's a hole. | 1:15:58 | 1:16:00 | |
There would never be a hole on the stage at the Emmys. | 1:16:00 | 1:16:03 | |
Eddie's on location in Vienna where he's filming All The Queen's Men. | 1:16:03 | 1:16:06 | |
We accept this award on his behalf. Congratulations. | 1:16:06 | 1:16:08 | |
-Un awr. -That's two? -That's one hour. | 1:16:16 | 1:16:18 | |
-What's the number two? -Dau. -Un, dau. -Tri. -Tri. -Pedwar. -Pedwar. -Pump. | 1:16:18 | 1:16:25 | |
Pump. I may do that. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:27 | |
-Un. -Dau. -Dau. -Tri. -Tri. -Pedwar. -Pedwar. -Pump. -Pump. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:34 | |
If I said to you... | 1:16:34 | 1:16:38 | |
Un, dau, tri. | 1:16:38 | 1:16:43 | |
WHISTLING | 1:16:43 | 1:16:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:16:45 | 1:16:47 | |
-Pedwar. -..pedwar. | 1:16:48 | 1:16:50 | |
Chwech. Chwech. That's fine - chwech. | 1:16:54 | 1:16:58 | |
Chwech. | 1:16:58 | 1:17:00 | |
Ohh, you missed one! | 1:17:00 | 1:17:01 | |
-Pump! -APPLAUSE | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
In the end, if you count one to five in a language, | 1:17:09 | 1:17:15 | |
that's going to get the best reaction than talking for an hour-and-a-half. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:19 | |
There's no stand-up in France, and they're not used to English people speaking French. | 1:17:25 | 1:17:29 | |
The first gig I did in France, stand-up gig, was in '97 at La Fleche d'Or, the Golden Arrow. | 1:17:29 | 1:17:36 | |
He's a Europhile, he wants to do every country and every language. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:40 | |
He was kind of excited, you know, and, | 1:17:40 | 1:17:44 | |
oh, my God, we walked into this venue which was a sort of cavern. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:50 | |
We went backstage to the office | 1:17:50 | 1:17:53 | |
and he just went, sort of like he does, "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" | 1:17:53 | 1:18:00 | |
Pacing up and down, pacing up and down, going, "I just don't know if I can do this. | 1:18:00 | 1:18:04 | |
"I don't know if I can do this." | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
And Eddie was going, "I can't remember anything. I can't remember any vocabulary." | 1:18:06 | 1:18:11 | |
I went outside to get my friend and she sat down with him and just went through some vocabulary. | 1:18:11 | 1:18:16 | |
And I'm thinking, "Can't remember any vocabulary?! We're in trouble." | 1:18:16 | 1:18:19 | |
-Hello. -Hello! | 1:18:19 | 1:18:21 | |
Il faut que vous m'aidiez, oui? | 1:18:21 | 1:18:24 | |
-Parce que mon francais, c'est... -APPLAUSE | 1:18:24 | 1:18:28 | |
I said to him, "Look, you really don't have to put yourself through this. Please, it just doesn't matter. | 1:18:28 | 1:18:34 | |
"We can cancel it now. We'll say you're ill. | 1:18:34 | 1:18:36 | |
"It doesn't matter. I don't want you to get so worked up about it that you won't be able to do it." | 1:18:36 | 1:18:42 | |
But of course he wasn't going to hear that. | 1:18:42 | 1:18:44 | |
OK. Les anges, les anges. Il y a une guerre entre les anges. | 1:18:44 | 1:18:51 | |
I felt so sick all the way through it. | 1:18:51 | 1:18:54 | |
I just stood at the side, and he would get through... | 1:18:54 | 1:18:57 | |
My French is pretty basic, but he would get through a sort of joke, a sequence about supermarkets, | 1:18:57 | 1:19:04 | |
and then, at the very last minute... | 1:19:04 | 1:19:07 | |
Oh, fuck, I don't know the words. | 1:19:07 | 1:19:10 | |
..he'd forget the French word for the punch line and he would have to ask the audience what the word was. | 1:19:10 | 1:19:17 | |
-What do they call them? -AUDIENCE SHOUTS | 1:19:17 | 1:19:21 | |
Les petits, les mandarines. Quoi? | 1:19:21 | 1:19:28 | |
Clementines. | 1:19:28 | 1:19:29 | |
-Clementines, oui. -The feedback I got was that his French was not really good enough to be doing it. | 1:19:29 | 1:19:35 | |
WHISTLING | 1:19:35 | 1:19:36 | |
Je retournerai. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:38 | |
I don't know why he didn't do it in English. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:41 | |
Because he'd set himself the task of doing it in French. | 1:19:41 | 1:19:45 | |
And he is stubborn. | 1:19:45 | 1:19:46 | |
Do you think that the French people found it funny? | 1:19:48 | 1:19:50 | |
I th... No. | 1:19:50 | 1:19:53 | |
So that was the first gig, and it was atrocious. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:57 | |
But at least I did it. | 1:19:57 | 1:19:59 | |
If the meaning of life | 1:19:59 | 1:20:01 | |
or the purpose of life is to live it, | 1:20:01 | 1:20:05 | |
which I think it is. | 1:20:05 | 1:20:06 | |
Life's there, we're here. | 1:20:06 | 1:20:08 | |
You can go, "What is it all about?" | 1:20:08 | 1:20:09 | |
And just get lost in a circular argument, or you can just say, "Get it, grab it. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:16 | |
"Try and put something positive into it." | 1:20:16 | 1:20:19 | |
And... | 1:20:19 | 1:20:20 | |
that's what I want to do. | 1:20:20 | 1:20:22 | |
And if fear gets in the way, you just push fear back. | 1:20:22 | 1:20:25 | |
'Well, since that gig, I have really pushed to do more studying. | 1:20:25 | 1:20:30 | |
'And also before the gig starts I work with a language expert. | 1:20:30 | 1:20:33 | |
'I think it's very key to speak a lot of slang in your language, | 1:20:33 | 1:20:35 | |
'because that's what you do in stand-up.' | 1:20:35 | 1:20:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:21:05 | 1:21:07 | |
I'm very much looking forward to getting my doctorate, | 1:21:16 | 1:21:19 | |
seeing as I didn't pass my degree. | 1:21:19 | 1:21:23 | |
There was a thing in my head saying, | 1:21:25 | 1:21:27 | |
"Well, if I work really hard maybe someone will give me one." | 1:21:27 | 1:21:31 | |
Eddie is committed to challenging assumptions about language. | 1:21:31 | 1:21:34 | |
Thank you, thank you very much. | 1:21:34 | 1:21:37 | |
My dad's here. He had to wait 20 years to get one of these ceremonies to happen, so thank you very much. | 1:21:37 | 1:21:43 | |
German's the next one. And Spanish, | 1:21:46 | 1:21:49 | |
I think he's quite keen to do, maybe learn a smattering of Scandinavian. | 1:21:49 | 1:21:54 | |
I don't know. I dread to think of it every time in my head. | 1:21:54 | 1:21:58 | |
A critic reviewed a show and within the show he said, | 1:22:07 | 1:22:10 | |
"Why do you want to be a so-so actor when you're a brilliant comic?" | 1:22:10 | 1:22:14 | |
But once I was a so-so comedian. | 1:22:14 | 1:22:17 | |
I was always trying to get to Hollywood. | 1:22:17 | 1:22:21 | |
We play bad guys in Hollywood movies. | 1:22:21 | 1:22:22 | |
The Death Star, full of British actors opening doors - | 1:22:22 | 1:22:25 | |
"Oh, I'm... Oh... Oh..." | 1:22:25 | 1:22:30 | |
"What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?" | 1:22:30 | 1:22:33 | |
"It's just the rebels, sir. They're here." | 1:22:33 | 1:22:37 | |
"My God, man! Do they want tea?" | 1:22:39 | 1:22:43 | |
"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. | 1:22:45 | 1:22:48 | |
"I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag." | 1:22:48 | 1:22:51 | |
Doing stand-up he's always paved his own way, | 1:22:52 | 1:22:55 | |
whereas with acting you're in a system and it's much harder just | 1:22:55 | 1:22:59 | |
to do your own thing and prove your own point. You have to play the game. | 1:22:59 | 1:23:04 | |
But do you lose all your gut feelings because you are | 1:23:04 | 1:23:07 | |
worried that you're going to hit comedy instead of hitting truth? | 1:23:07 | 1:23:10 | |
When I did the Ocean's movies, I felt like I'd got to base camp | 1:23:10 | 1:23:14 | |
on Mount Everest and everyone said, "We're going up the mountain", | 1:23:14 | 1:23:17 | |
and I was saying, "All right, I'll be here". | 1:23:17 | 1:23:19 | |
Now I'm in The Riches, Wayne Malloy, great critical acclaim for the show | 1:23:19 | 1:23:22 | |
and I think I can now call myself an actor. Or, if not, | 1:23:22 | 1:23:26 | |
I can call myself a postman. | 1:23:26 | 1:23:28 | |
I want to do Shakespeare because it scares the shit out of me. | 1:23:28 | 1:23:30 | |
That's a reason to do it. It's like running the marathons of theatre. | 1:23:30 | 1:23:34 | |
You know, there's the three biggies. | 1:23:34 | 1:23:36 | |
I guess it's Hamlet you play at a certain phase. And then you go... | 1:23:36 | 1:23:41 | |
At the end of your life there is always Lear. | 1:23:41 | 1:23:43 | |
-That's waiting for you at the end. -I'll start with Lear. -Yeah... -And then work backwards. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:47 | |
-And do the only 85-year-old Hamlet. -Yeah! | 1:23:47 | 1:23:49 | |
I haven't done Shakespeare yet, but I did Broadway. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:52 | |
The theatre people of New York were great and they really welcomed A Day In The Death Of Joe Egg on Broadway | 1:23:52 | 1:23:57 | |
and there was a huge buzz about it and it got a Tony nomination and my dad was there opening night. | 1:23:57 | 1:24:02 | |
No, I got down on my knees and I prayed to God. | 1:24:02 | 1:24:04 | |
I said, God, I have only just found her. The baby doesn't matter. | 1:24:04 | 1:24:08 | |
If it is a question of a swap... | 1:24:08 | 1:24:09 | |
Oh, Bri! | 1:24:09 | 1:24:11 | |
And then I found I was so drunk I could hardly get to my feet again. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:19 | |
But that was a very good experience. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:20 | |
And then I had to come back and | 1:24:22 | 1:24:24 | |
go into this new type of tour to develop material to do a thing | 1:24:24 | 1:24:28 | |
because I had to change it because I was on a programme about fraud. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:33 | |
On Weekend Watchdog tonight, new fuel at petrol stations | 1:24:34 | 1:24:37 | |
causing a massive rise in car breakdowns, claim the AA. | 1:24:37 | 1:24:41 | |
We report on Eddie Izzard's recycled jokes and... | 1:24:41 | 1:24:44 | |
Their issue was he was doing old material. | 1:24:44 | 1:24:46 | |
He never performed that show here, but they would have seen it on the DVD. The DVD had been released. | 1:24:46 | 1:24:51 | |
Original sin, what a hellish idea that is! | 1:24:51 | 1:24:53 | |
People having to go, Father, bless me for I have sinned. | 1:24:53 | 1:24:56 | |
I did an original sin. | 1:24:56 | 1:24:57 | |
I poked a badger with a spoon. | 1:24:57 | 1:24:59 | |
I've never heard of that one before! | 1:25:01 | 1:25:04 | |
Five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollies. All right. | 1:25:04 | 1:25:07 | |
Well, funny hearing it once, but still funny twice? Maybe. | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
I would start a new tour with the old show. I just used to ad lib it on the stage and then hone it | 1:25:11 | 1:25:16 | |
and then dump out the old stuff and put in the new stuff. It was just a constantly rolling thing. | 1:25:16 | 1:25:22 | |
I told people I did this. I told critics I did this. That's what I did. | 1:25:28 | 1:25:31 | |
We've counted up all the gags on this video, 55 in total, | 1:25:31 | 1:25:35 | |
and we've put them here on our Weekend Watchdog Eddie Izzard gag count. | 1:25:35 | 1:25:39 | |
Now we're going to send in our gag accountant. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:42 | |
It's like going to a rock and roll concert and saying, | 1:25:42 | 1:25:44 | |
-we've heard The Stones, we've heard these -BLEEP -numbers before. | 1:25:44 | 1:25:49 | |
You're on Watchdog for fraud. | 1:25:49 | 1:25:51 | |
The Stones on Watchdog for fraud because we've heard all this stuff before. | 1:25:51 | 1:25:58 | |
In the same sentence they're attacking | 1:25:58 | 1:26:00 | |
one of the biggest oil companies and then one independent comedian. | 1:26:00 | 1:26:03 | |
We knew we could absolutely justify the situation and he in no way should have been criticised for it. | 1:26:03 | 1:26:10 | |
The theatre had got the wrong end of the stick and they said | 1:26:10 | 1:26:12 | |
"All New Material", at Birmingham Hippodrome. | 1:26:12 | 1:26:16 | |
People complained to Watchdog saying I'm trying to fuck everyone over. | 1:26:16 | 1:26:19 | |
They paid £18.50 each for their seats | 1:26:19 | 1:26:21 | |
and by the end of the night in fact realised there was very little new. | 1:26:21 | 1:26:25 | |
Eddie was the first one I'd ever known not to be putting out his material during the tour he was on. | 1:26:25 | 1:26:31 | |
-That's what everyone does. -I'd been part of the movement at the beginning of the '90s | 1:26:31 | 1:26:35 | |
to try and change material over at a faster pace. | 1:26:35 | 1:26:37 | |
People had done the same 20 minutes sometimes for years. | 1:26:37 | 1:26:40 | |
Back in Morecambe and Wise times, forever. | 1:26:40 | 1:26:42 | |
You'd get your hour show and do it forever. | 1:26:42 | 1:26:44 | |
Was it all new to you tonight? | 1:26:44 | 1:26:46 | |
-A lot of it was, wasn't it? -A lot of it was new, yeah. -Yeah? | 1:26:46 | 1:26:48 | |
It was told in different ways and things he'd said before. | 1:26:48 | 1:26:51 | |
He could go in there and read out a recipe for making cake and it would still be fantastic. | 1:26:51 | 1:26:55 | |
-It's just Eddie being Eddie. -I just felt totally gutted by that. | 1:26:55 | 1:27:00 | |
"I will have the penne alla arrabiata". | 1:27:00 | 1:27:02 | |
"You'll need a tray". | 1:27:04 | 1:27:06 | |
"Do you know who I am?" | 1:27:06 | 1:27:08 | |
-"Do you know who -I -am?" | 1:27:08 | 1:27:10 | |
"This is not a game of who the fuck are you? | 1:27:10 | 1:27:14 | |
"I am Vader. | 1:27:14 | 1:27:15 | |
"Darth Vader. | 1:27:15 | 1:27:17 | |
"Lord Vader. | 1:27:17 | 1:27:19 | |
"I can kill you with a single thought". | 1:27:19 | 1:27:21 | |
"Well, you'll still need a tray". | 1:27:21 | 1:27:23 | |
"No, I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. | 1:27:24 | 1:27:27 | |
"I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, | 1:27:27 | 1:27:30 | |
"which is strong within me, even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished | 1:27:30 | 1:27:36 | |
"for I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor". | 1:27:36 | 1:27:42 | |
"No, the food is hot, you'll need a tray to put the food on". | 1:27:42 | 1:27:45 | |
"Oh, I see, the food is hot. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:47 | |
"I'm sorry, I did not realise". | 1:27:47 | 1:27:49 | |
He is always excessively hard on himself. | 1:27:49 | 1:27:51 | |
If you had a room of 100 people who said, Eddie, you're fantastic, | 1:27:51 | 1:27:54 | |
and one person said, mm, it's that that he wants to act on. | 1:27:54 | 1:27:57 | |
They took it to the Government and he received a warning letter. | 1:27:57 | 1:28:01 | |
Eddie's been injured by what's happened in the past. | 1:28:01 | 1:28:05 | |
And I think he's carrying the scars of that injury onto this tour. | 1:28:05 | 1:28:09 | |
And it just took a long time to get round to doing another show. | 1:28:09 | 1:28:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:28:15 | 1:28:17 | |
I've got to concentrate now, so fuck off, please. | 1:28:30 | 1:28:34 | |
I'm thinking about the arenas at the end of the year. | 1:28:43 | 1:28:48 | |
I'm thinking, what if I screw those up? | 1:28:48 | 1:28:53 | |
Yeah, I'm somewhat stressed about them. | 1:28:55 | 1:28:58 | |
The pressure on Eddie is greater now than it's ever been in the past. | 1:29:04 | 1:29:07 | |
The expectation is greater. | 1:29:07 | 1:29:09 | |
We've sold 350,000 tickets across the world. | 1:29:10 | 1:29:14 | |
All the time he was in Australia he must have been working like a mad thing. | 1:29:21 | 1:29:26 | |
Audiences are good here. The audiences have been consistently good here. | 1:29:26 | 1:29:29 | |
I don't know what it is. | 1:29:29 | 1:29:31 | |
Maybe they just make me relaxed. | 1:29:34 | 1:29:37 | |
They make me just want to play about, so that's good. | 1:29:37 | 1:29:39 | |
I've heard that kangaroo means 'fuck off' in aboriginal language. | 1:29:39 | 1:29:43 | |
That's what I heard, and I've asked people and no one seems to admit this, but the British arrived, | 1:29:43 | 1:29:48 | |
and said, "What the hell is that bouncy thing?" | 1:29:48 | 1:29:50 | |
And they went, "Fuck off!" | 1:29:50 | 1:29:52 | |
"Oh, it's a fuck off, it's a kangaroo. | 1:29:52 | 1:29:55 | |
Kangaroo. | 1:29:55 | 1:29:57 | |
A kangaroo. You kangaroo. | 1:29:57 | 1:29:59 | |
She is besotted with him, you know? | 1:29:59 | 1:30:02 | |
And I'm thinking of citing him as co respondent. | 1:30:02 | 1:30:06 | |
Given how thick and fast the stories and the loose threads come, | 1:30:06 | 1:30:10 | |
and in apparently chaotic bursts, | 1:30:10 | 1:30:11 | |
it's hard to believe any one performance of Sexie would be anything like the next". | 1:30:11 | 1:30:15 | |
'Hi, Eddie. Just wanted to let you know that | 1:30:36 | 1:30:39 | |
'I've received some old letters from your mum to Aunt Margaret. | 1:30:39 | 1:30:43 | |
'I will keep them here until you get back to the UK. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:47 | |
'Call me when you can. | 1:30:47 | 1:30:49 | |
'Love, from Dad.' | 1:30:49 | 1:30:50 | |
They kind of didn't really care what he said, they were just so pleased to be there. | 1:31:02 | 1:31:06 | |
He was worried about it because, basically, stand-up comedy can't have that kind of adoration. | 1:31:06 | 1:31:12 | |
They have to calm it down a little bit. | 1:31:12 | 1:31:14 | |
-They have to tell their gags! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:31:14 | 1:31:17 | |
CHEERS DIE DOWN | 1:31:29 | 1:31:30 | |
Now, the screaming thing is fun. | 1:31:30 | 1:31:34 | |
And in rock 'n' roll it's great and I do like to be in the rock 'n' roll vein, | 1:31:34 | 1:31:39 | |
but in the mind gig that this is, we have to control our "whoo" and our "eurgh" and "argh". | 1:31:39 | 1:31:45 | |
We are with you, Eddie. We want to be part of this, Eddie. | 1:31:45 | 1:31:47 | |
It was almost like some kind of religious revivalist meeting. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:51 | |
Eastern and Western medicine is interesting. | 1:31:51 | 1:31:53 | |
Western medicine, very much a pill driven thing | 1:31:53 | 1:31:55 | |
and you go along and say, "I've got a bit of a throat thing". "Antibiotics for you, me old sir." | 1:31:55 | 1:32:00 | |
"My leg has been caught in a dangerous tractor accident". | 1:32:00 | 1:32:04 | |
"Antibiotics will make that leg come back". | 1:32:04 | 1:32:06 | |
You kept me laughing when I was really afraid. | 1:32:06 | 1:32:10 | |
I nearly died a year ago. | 1:32:11 | 1:32:14 | |
I had a brain haemorrhage and I came out of the operating theatre | 1:32:14 | 1:32:19 | |
reciting your beekeeper sketch from Glorious. | 1:32:19 | 1:32:23 | |
Thank you so much. | 1:32:23 | 1:32:25 | |
'We're nearing the end of the tour.' | 1:32:26 | 1:32:28 | |
We've done all of Australia, New Zealand, Canada, America. | 1:32:28 | 1:32:33 | |
And tomorrow we go on to the UK. | 1:32:33 | 1:32:36 | |
If you're a performer, you want to play Wembley. | 1:32:43 | 1:32:45 | |
It's the Madison Square Garden, the Hollywood Bowl of England. | 1:32:45 | 1:32:52 | |
Everyone toys around by saying, "Good night, Wembley!" | 1:32:52 | 1:32:55 | |
You can say that in a very small place, you can say that when you're street performing | 1:32:55 | 1:32:59 | |
and it's kind of weird to get to play Wembley. | 1:32:59 | 1:33:02 | |
He's just always at something, he's always thinking, he's always working, developing, scheming. | 1:33:18 | 1:33:24 | |
His day's starting at 9am and it's finishing again at 3am or 4am the following morning. | 1:33:24 | 1:33:31 | |
At the end of the day, Eddie has to be fresher than anybody else. | 1:33:31 | 1:33:36 | |
He has to go and face 12,000 people, 14,000 people, whatever it is. | 1:33:36 | 1:33:40 | |
He's afraid of stopping. | 1:33:40 | 1:33:42 | |
He's fighting against it to such an extent that he | 1:33:42 | 1:33:44 | |
pushes himself beyond that which anybody else could stand. | 1:33:44 | 1:33:48 | |
I went down to see my dad. | 1:33:55 | 1:33:57 | |
He'd been given some letters which my mum had written before she died. | 1:33:57 | 1:34:03 | |
"5, Ashford Drive, Bangor, County Down. | 1:34:06 | 1:34:10 | |
"26th September, 1967. | 1:34:10 | 1:34:13 | |
"My dear Margie and George. | 1:34:13 | 1:34:15 | |
"By now you will know the result of the operation I had to find out what was wrong. | 1:34:15 | 1:34:19 | |
"It was a bit of a shock. | 1:34:19 | 1:34:21 | |
"I expected bad news last time, not this time, | 1:34:21 | 1:34:24 | |
"but I am carrying on just as usual for Harold's sake and the boys'. | 1:34:24 | 1:34:28 | |
"I still feel a bit shaky but I'm in quite good shape really and intend not to let this get me down. | 1:34:28 | 1:34:34 | |
"I persuaded Harold that we must move now. | 1:34:34 | 1:34:37 | |
"I want to see the boys settled at their new school and making new friends | 1:34:37 | 1:34:41 | |
"and our home comfortable for them and Harold. | 1:34:41 | 1:34:44 | |
"I just want to carry on as normally as possible. | 1:34:44 | 1:34:46 | |
"I hope you are all well. | 1:34:49 | 1:34:51 | |
"With our love, Dorothy, Harold, Mark and Edward." | 1:34:51 | 1:34:58 | |
I thought she called me "Eddie". I don't know how I got Eddie. | 1:35:01 | 1:35:06 | |
But I was an Edward to her. | 1:35:06 | 1:35:09 | |
We didn't understand what was going on. I just thought she was ill. | 1:35:11 | 1:35:15 | |
You get ill, you get better. | 1:35:15 | 1:35:17 | |
And then one day, she wasn't there. | 1:35:19 | 1:35:21 | |
I think... | 1:35:26 | 1:35:28 | |
performing was about trying to get everyone to love... | 1:35:28 | 1:35:34 | |
Trying to get the love of the audience and that was a swap from Mum's love not being there. | 1:35:34 | 1:35:42 | |
The big problem is that everything I do in life is trying to... | 1:35:42 | 1:35:46 | |
..get...her back. | 1:35:47 | 1:35:50 | |
I think if I do enough... | 1:35:59 | 1:36:01 | |
..things... | 1:36:05 | 1:36:06 | |
..that maybe she... | 1:36:08 | 1:36:10 | |
That maybe she'll come back. | 1:36:16 | 1:36:17 | |
Yeah, I think that's what I'm doing. | 1:36:53 | 1:36:55 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? | 1:37:39 | 1:37:42 | |
# Trying to get through somehow | 1:37:42 | 1:37:45 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? | 1:37:46 | 1:37:49 | |
# Trying to get through somehow | 1:37:49 | 1:37:54 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:37:54 | 1:37:55 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:37:55 | 1:37:57 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? | 1:37:57 | 1:38:01 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:38:01 | 1:38:03 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:38:03 | 1:38:04 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? # | 1:38:04 | 1:38:09 | |
The trouble is spending too much time in your mind. | 1:38:10 | 1:38:14 | |
You either question it all the time or you don't question it and then you could end up living in a ditch | 1:38:14 | 1:38:21 | |
because you thought you were on top of the world and actually your career was going down the toilet. | 1:38:21 | 1:38:26 | |
Do I think he's running towards something or running away from something? | 1:38:26 | 1:38:31 | |
I think they meet in the middle. | 1:38:34 | 1:38:37 | |
There is a man in there who's going in the biggest and most nicest way, "love me". | 1:38:37 | 1:38:45 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:38:53 | 1:38:54 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:38:54 | 1:38:56 | |
# Can you see me now? | 1:38:56 | 1:39:00 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:39:00 | 1:39:02 | |
# Can you see me? | 1:39:02 | 1:39:04 | |
# Can you see me now? # | 1:39:04 | 1:39:06 | |
So what do you do? | 1:39:12 | 1:39:14 | |
I'm a comedian. | 1:39:17 | 1:39:18 | |
I'm a comedian. | 1:39:23 | 1:39:24 | |
You've got to believe you can be a stand-up before you can be a stand-up. | 1:39:27 | 1:39:31 | |
You've got to believe you can act before you can act. | 1:39:31 | 1:39:34 | |
You've got to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. | 1:39:35 | 1:39:39 | |
But you've got to believe. | 1:39:42 | 1:39:44 | |
# Can you see me now? | 1:39:52 | 1:39:55 | |
# Trying to get through somehow | 1:39:55 | 1:39:59 | |
# Mama, can you see me now? # | 1:39:59 | 1:40:02 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:40:02 | 1:40:06 | |
London! | 1:40:15 | 1:40:17 | |
The greatest city in the London area! | 1:40:17 | 1:40:21 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 1:40:39 | 1:40:43 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 1:40:43 | 1:40:46 | |
Do I think he's running towards something or running away from something? | 1:41:51 | 1:41:55 | |
CROWD: Eddie! | 1:41:55 | 1:41:57 | |
CAMERAS CLICK | 1:41:57 | 1:41:59 | |
I think they meet in the middle. | 1:42:04 | 1:42:06 | |
I don't want to learn! I want to go out and smash things with hammers! | 1:42:29 | 1:42:33 |