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I remember... | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
I think it was in a phone box - that's how long ago it was. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
I remember talking to Patrick Marber, my co-writer, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
and he said, "This character's going to change your life." | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
People will be shouting "A-ha!" at you across the road. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
A-ha! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" stories, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
because that's what happens now. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Armed police! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Identify yourself, identify yourself! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Alan Partridge! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Who the...? Alan Partridge! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
You know who I am! I haven't been off the TV that long! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
"Identify yourself"! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Alan Gordon Partridge. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Sports reporter, chat show host, regional disc jockey, broadcaster. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:44 | |
Give him another series, you swine! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Yeah, give me another series, you shit. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Alan has been on our radios and television screens | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
for over 25 years, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
and is one of the most loved and acclaimed creations | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
in British comedy history. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Get back in the lift, Lynn! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Dan! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Yes, it's an extender! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Dan! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Guess which one of you two ladies I'm going to make love with now? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Dan! Dan! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
My girlfriend's 33. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
I'm 47, she's 14 years younger than me. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
Back of the net. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
To mark his return to the BBC, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
we trace Alan's life from his radio days and first move to TV, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
all the way to the big screen. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-Got any last messages for your kids? -They don't speak to me any more. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Actually, yeah, "Why don't you speak to me any more?" | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
We'll hear from the writers and actors | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
who've helped bring Alan to life. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Monkey tennis? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Do you know you've got chocolate on your face? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Yeah, I've just been eating some mousse. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
And of course, from Steve Coogan, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
the man behind the man himself. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Who is Alan Partridge? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Time now for Alan Partridge. Got some sport for us? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-Certainly have, Chris. -Great. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
He's every nightmare bloke you meet at a Christmas party. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Jacka-nackanory! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Alan Partridge is a little child, really. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
-Why don't you just apologise and make it nice and simple? -Moo! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
He's Mr Partridge. He's just Mr Partridge. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
I like to think that 30 years from now, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
people will remember what they were doing when I first said "A-ha!" | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
I guess it was 1991, so I would have been 25. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
And the phone rang, landline. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
It was Armando Iannucci, and he said... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
SCOTTISH ACCENT: "Oh, I'm doing this little pilot for a thing." | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Which is going to be semi-improvised. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
And I said, "OK, hold it right there, I don't improvise." | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
And he said, "Oh, that's fine, that's fine, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
"just come in and do some of the sketches." | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Half the people who I knew... So there was Armando, Patrick, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
and Rebecca, who I knew from Oxford - | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
and then these token other people who weren't either at Oxford | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
or at Cambridge, but seemed to have like, talent! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
They'd have lots of chats about their college days | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
that I would just not be able to take part in, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
about who knew this person and that person, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
and blah, blah, blah. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
But I did feel like I'd sort of been able to bluff my way | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
into their camp somehow. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Patrick, who I contacted, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I think had been doing some writing with Steve, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
and suggested I give him a bell. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
So I did, and he was very... | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Er... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
He was very...enigmatic? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Difficult? I don't know. He was very surly. I think he was just very... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
He didn't say very much, he just went... "Uh... Yeah. Yeah. Uh." | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
And I thought, "Well, we'll see how it goes." | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
He hired me because I did... I was good at impersonations | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
and he thought I'd be a useful addition to the team. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
We all assembled for the first recording, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
and when we got to the improv, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
I mean, Steve was extraordinary, and very funny, and in fact, very nice. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
The big hand's pointing to the seven. This is On The Hour. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
On the hour, the headlines. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Dinosaurs died out on a Tuesday, claim experts. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
It was probably one of the first shows to kind of take the techniques | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
of the media and make them the joke. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
It felt really new and fresh | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
and sort of avant-garde but still accessible and funny. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:23 | |
I remember a piece of material that said "sports presenter". | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
And Armando saying to Steve, "Why don't you do this one?" | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
It shouldn't be an impression of anyone in particular, | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
but it should sound like a sports reporter. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I didn't really pay attention to any sport or sports commentators, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I'd hear them in the background sometimes when my brothers were watching TV, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
and I thought, "Well, they sort of sound like this, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
they sort of sound like that, and they sound very confident. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
"And they are very knowledgeable, they APPEAR to be confident." | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
And at the moment he started speaking, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
everyone else in the room started laughing. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
And somebody said, and to this day, I cannot remember, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
I don't think anyone remembers who said what when, but somebody said, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:05 | |
"He's a Partridge. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
"He's Mr Partridge." | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
And somebody else said, "And he's Alan." | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
This is Sports Desk, I'm Alan Partridge. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Formula 1 driver Nigel Mansell gave up motor racing this week as, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
"It's too dangerous, and, anyway," claims Mansell, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
"I can get the same sensation | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
"by sitting in a wind tunnel with dark glasses on, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
"and a paper bag of agitated wasps tied over my head." | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
There was something about Partridge that, early on, | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
you realised that this character had an incredible life. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
It was just accurate and funny... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
and Steve was very quick to be able to improvise as this man. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
I think Patrick became fascinated by what I was doing in a way that I | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
actually wasn't, to be honest. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I started saying, "This guy's brilliant, this character. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
"Steve's brilliant, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
"and we've got a ready-made team of actors from On The Hour | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
"who could be all the other characters in a chat show." | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
I pitched to Steve and Armando for a chat show called | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Knowing Me, Knowing You. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
-MUSIC: -Knowing Me, Knowing You by ABBA | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
But we decided to present Alan to the radio, to the live audience, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
even though he wouldn't be seen on the radio, to make him flesh. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
I remember I nipped out the day of recording, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
I just bought some clothes from Lilywhites. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
And came back with various items of Pringle wear... | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
And... | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
sort of went in the bathroom, and smoothed his hair down, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
and emerged in slacks and Pringle. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
And it was a magical moment where you said, "Yes, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
"that's what he looks like." | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
That's the first time | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
he'd been seen, as it were. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Those of you who know me from the world of sport will know that I like | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
having a bit of a chat with brawny men on the rugby field, and... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
I have a bit of a chat with the soft, fair, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
waif-like moist creatures who you find in ladies' sports. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Please don't write in saying, "That's sexist". | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
It's not. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
And I remember thinking, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
"This character can't sustain half an hour, | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
"there's not enough of him." | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
Patrick would then start asking the questions, saying | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
"Where do you think Alan lives? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
"What kind of car do you think he drives? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
"What kind of relationship does he have? Does he have kids?" | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
I didn't really want to answer those questions, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
but he sort of forced me a bit | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
to sort of start considering that what... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
The iceberg beneath the surface. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Instantly, we knew that he lived a little bit too far away | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
from London for his convenience. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
That touched on Milton Keynes as a possibility, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
and then rushed beyond it, because Milton Keynes was too obvious. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
It was like the first stop on the comedy station, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
and you had to stay on and go further, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
and then the agreement that Norwich was an appropriate place because it | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
was like a blank canvas that didn't have any prejudices, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
so we could pour plenty of prejudices into it. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Bought one of those African masks. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
My son and daughter had come home late, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
they'd been out clubbing with their friends, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
and Denise and Fernando came in... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
They walked into the living room with their friends, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
and I hid behind the curtains with the African mask. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, no, no. I jumped out and said, "Boogaboogalooga! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
"I'm a big cannibal, and I'm going to boil you in a pot and eat you!" | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-I bet they loved that! -No, they found it very offensive, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
said it was racist. Said it was racist! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
The BBC liked us as a group of people and Armando, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
and I think it was quite an easy pitch to say, | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
"Can we now do our show on telly?" | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
And so there was that sort of ambition of scale about On The Hour, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
and to translate that to television was quite difficult. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
But the BBC gave Armando and Chris a lot of money, I think, | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
to achieve these effects. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
So The Day Today looked very prestigious and hi-tech. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Welcome! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
The idea was to say stupid things in as straight a voice as possible. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
And to get that straight voice, | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I think the show had to sound and then, as The Day Today, | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
look as realistic as possible. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Goal! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Yes! Yes! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
YES! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
That...was a goal! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Goal! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Striker! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Eat that! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
And another! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Bing, bang, stick it in, thank you and good night! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
Twat! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
That was liquid football! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Shit! Did you see that? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
He must have a foot like a traction engine! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
It was that desire to do stuff that didn't appear to be funny, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
but that just sort of snuck up on you and was funny anyway. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
One more thing, it's a great model, it goes like a bomb | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
and the car's not bad either! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Come on, let's go burn some rubber! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Steve was just like, yeah, | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
he was possessed by the spirit of Alan from day one. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
You just... Alan was in the room. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
And you see, it's got a roll cage in here, to stop us | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
if we should roll, God forbid. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
You are the queen, and I like it! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-Whoa! -Which really gets you in... -Watch that, watch that! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-Careful, Alan, don't do that! -You nearly hit a rock! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Watch that there, watch that there! See what I'm doing with the steering? Yeah. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
What are you... Don't be stupid! Watch out for that! Careful! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
Katrina... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
Sorry, you appear to be changing. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-No, no, don't worry. -Fine, it's OK. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Springing to mind is the Katrina Parfitt, a lady, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
when I had to take my clothes off as a show jumper, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
and Steve had to pretend not to look at my breasts. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
What about the horse, how is that handling? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Well, Sir Danzig wasn't doing too well, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
he shied away from the water jump, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
and that's when I really began to lose it. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Yeah, well, let me tell you, if you have any more problems with him, | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
you can ride me around the paddock. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Thank you. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
Uh, anyway, I think that... | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Next year, I'll have better luck. | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
When, when...are you... how do you ride a horse? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-How do I ride? -How do you ride a horse? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
It's that kind of strange awkwardness that, you know, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
you see a lot of awkwardness, comedy awkwardness in shows now - | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
it's become... | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
become a part of lots of different comedies, | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
that you have this uncomfortable feeling of, like, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
you want to look away, but you can't look away. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
And that was an early... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
He's a genius at that. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
What do they think of you? Shouldn't you be at school? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Do they think you're missing out on school work? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
I think they'll be a little bit over that now. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-I'm 33 years of age. -What? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
-That's right, I'm 33 years of age. -You're 33? -That's right. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
I thought... I mean, you look about 14. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Well, I'll take that as a compliment, you know? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Are you really 33 years old? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
33 years of age, that's right. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
My God! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
There was more laughter with Alan Partridge than any other character | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
that had been created. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
It just was so great to see it grow from sort of a jumper and a | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
haircut to something so iconic. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
This Partridge had legs, and... | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
they wanted to see how many legs, and how they could use them. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:09 | |
So when Knowing Me, Knowing You started on TV, | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
that was really what put Alan on the map. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
A-ha! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Because it a was much more accessible, broader show | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
than The Day Today. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
Tss! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Welcome, welcome to Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
It's not the talk of the town, it's the chat of the town! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Tonight, we're going to climb the mountain of conversation. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Yes, I'm going to get my grappling hook | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
and scale the North Face of Chatmandu. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Yeah, I really enjoyed the fact that we were doing a big audience show, | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
really, a kind of a light entertainment show. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Even though we were, you know, subverting it, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
but it was done with affection. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
So within a few weeks of Knowing Me, Knowing You going on television, | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
I had people shouting "A-ha!" in the street, | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
exactly the way that Patrick Marber had predicted. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
Isn't she, isn't she lovely? WOLF WHISTLE FROM AUDIENCE | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Yes! Phoo-phoo. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
I nearly forgot. Knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
Daniella Forest, a-ha. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
-A-ha! -Ooh! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
The fundamental given of the character, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
which was the case from the very beginning, is desperation. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
That's his trait. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
And gaucheness. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
It really would be great if you could stay a little bit longer. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Oh, you know, I'd love to, Alec, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
I'd really love to stay for the whole show, but I just can't. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-Please? -Well, I'd love to, I really would, but I'm late as it is. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-Please? -I just can't! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Please? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
No, I can't. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Please? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
There is something about Alan that wants to aspire to be something | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
better than he is, but he doesn't quite know what that is. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Now, I'm not Giorgio Armani - I'm Alan Partridge - | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
but my name has become associated with a certain look, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
a look I define as sports casual. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
When Knowing Me, Knowing You went on TV, as with the radio show, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
a lot of people thought it was a real TV show. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
And among the people who were fooled was Roger Moore's dad. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:29 | |
-I said... -Hang on, sorry, can I just stop you there? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
I... I've just been told that Roger Moore is at Chiswick Roundabout, | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
so he should be with us very soon indeed. Stay tuned. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
But of course, he never turns up because he's late. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Roger! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
ROGER! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Roger Moore, in relating the story, said to me, | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
AS ROGER MOORE: "I spoke to my father, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
"and he said, Roger, it was very rude of you not to show up on this | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
"television talk show. You missed your slot, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
"and it was very disrespectful." | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
And I said, "Father, it's a satire." | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, Bridie McMahon. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-A-ha. -A-ha. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
BAD IRISH ACCENT: Bridie McMahon, Bridie McMahon! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Lovely name - that's the kind of name you imagine | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
an Irish, flame-haired fiery woman | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
to have in a film with John Wayne, isn't it? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
You can just imagine him saying, "Bridie McMahon, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
"I'll have you over my knee and give you six of the best!" | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
And you'd be saying, you'd be saying, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
"Oh, I'll have nothing to do with you, keep your hands to yourself!" | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
You know, but of course, in the end, you marry him. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
And... But of course, that's not going to happen - you're a lesbian. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
And so this character, Alan Partridge, | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
who was in his mid-to-late 40s, was to us an old man. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Now obviously, we're older than that Alan Partridge, we think, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
"What were we thinking of?" | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
He was a youngster. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
I think we tried to make Alan ten years older than I actually was. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
So when I was 26, we said he was 36. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
I had sort of latex around my eyes | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
that revealed creases and wrinkles that I was yet to acquire, | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
and now I have acquired. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Glenn, if this chat show was a train, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
do you know what kind of train it would be? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-No, Alan? -The Chattanooga Choo Choo. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
But seriously... TRAIN WHISTLE | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
What was that whistle noise, what was that? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Oh, you know, meant to be the train, Alan. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Right, you didn't do that in rehearsal. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
It was meant to be a surprise, Alan. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Surprise me in rehearsal, Glenn, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
don't surprise me on a live television show. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
We spent ages working out what the story would be, | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
and that's the really hard bit, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
because it's 30 minutes of a chat show from beginning to end | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
in real time, | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
so we don't cut backstage, we don't jump in time. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
And yet we kind of want a story to take place, almost like a sitcom. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
None of my, none of my British friends | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
will forgive me if I didn't say, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
we love the Channel Tunnel, but for goodness' sake, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
don't send us any of your rabid dogs! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Well, we won't, Alan, as long as you don't send us any of your mad cows. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
Well, I think you'll find that our cows went mad | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
because they were bitten by your dogs, so... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Steve just doesn't leave anything to chance, he's really, really, | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
really on it and completely in control and owns that character. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
Which is why from time to time, if something did go awry, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
or if we needed to change something or whatever on the hoof, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
he can just do it. He can do it as Alan, which is brilliant. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
The audiences used to love that. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
All right, get rid of the horse and the jump! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
That... That's your fault! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
She was nervous, I mean... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
You know, you really ought to get a dustpan and brush and tidy that up! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
That could've been spectacular! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I think we thought, at the end of the TV series, | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
something catastrophic should happen, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
and the idea of him killing a guest. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Do you want me to lie and say I like the bagpipes? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Yes, yes, I would, if you wouldn't mind! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
All right, I love the bagpipes. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
I love the screeching, wheezing, rasping din they make. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-Be careful with that. -GUNSHOT | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Oh, my God! What happens now? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Ladies and gentlemen... | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
What happens now? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
We just thought, "It's good, it's over, | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
"the chat show that he was so proud of and excited about | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
"has been taken away from him." | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
It's not my fault! It wasn't mine! I didn't know it was loaded! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
I remember when we went to the BBC, and I said, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
"We want to do an Alan Partridge sitcom. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
"We don't want to do another series of Knowing Me, Knowing You, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
"we want to do an Alan Partridge sitcom..." | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
And the guy at the BBC just went, "Oh, God". | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Hi, I'm Alan Partridge, I'm just being made up. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
This is my new haircut. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
It's a new haircut for a new millennium. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
In '96, when we started talking about, | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
"What's Alan going to do next?", | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
I had written another play, a play called Closer. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
And I said, "Look, I don't think I can commit | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
"to the six or eight months necessary." | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
We were sort of putting off showing the script to Patrick, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
because... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
You just worried that you might have gone | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
completely down the wrong route. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
When Armando and Steve showed me the first sort of work-in-progress script | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
that they had, charmingly seeking my approval, I didn't give it. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
Patrick said, "You've lost the DNA of Alan, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
"you've got to go back to square one." | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
I can't quite remember what the detail... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
I mean, you can see how much I've blanked out of my mind! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
On the page, it seemed to me too obviously comedic, | 0:19:36 | 0:19:41 | |
and a bit of a sitcom, to be honest. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
I remember him saying that, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
and me breaking into a cold sweat. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
It just felt a bit jokey to me. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
I was like, before all he said all this stuff, | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
we thought it was good. I think it was Armando or Pete said, | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
"I think he's wrong," and I think someone else said, "Yeah, | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
"I think he's wrong too. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
"Let's just ignore him and carry on doing what we're doing. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
I should've had the sense to imagine what it would actually be like | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
when it was shot by Armando, and acted by Steve. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Very malty. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Well, what we've always tried to do with Alan | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
is take the logic of what you've seen and continue it | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
so that we don't contradict ourselves | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
in terms of his biography. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Excuse me. Are you Alan Partridge? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
-ALAN SIGHS THEATRICALLY -Yes! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
You dropped this, your ID card, Radio Norwich? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
Oh, right, thanks. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
We decided to have him living at a hotel because it felt like | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
a kind of limbo, someone who is not settled, hadn't resolved his life, | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
everything was in flux. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Right, well I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-Oh? -I'm leaving you, you cow! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Just a bit of a joke there, it's backfired. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
No, I only meant to say | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Are you going back to your wife? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
No, no, God, Carol? No, God, no. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
No, no, she's living with a fitness instructor. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
He provides all her... | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
sexual... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
intercourse. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
Take him away from this broadcasting mould, which we did, | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
at the start of every show, we had him still doing the radio show... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
That was Roxanne by the Police, or, as they're now known, "Sting". | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
A song there about a prostitute. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Doesn't say what her surname is. Must give her a call sometime. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Although the effects of 23 years on the game | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
would not render her pleasurable to mine eye. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
But take him away from that, he kind of... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
I'm not sure "blossomed" is the right word. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
He, um... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
inflated into something a little bit more solid. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
What, no, look, you've got a choice, you can either book me now, | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
or wait for Cliff Thorburn. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL, you're up Slack Alley. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Now, who's it to be, me or Cliff Thorburn? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
-Kiss my face! -Wa-hey! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
I am going to present a corporate video for Hamilton's Water Breaks. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Champion. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
What if Tony Hayers sees "Cook Pass Babtridge" | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
painted on your car? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Don't worry, Lynn, I'll play it down. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
"Partridge" I can understand. But then "cock" and "piss". | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-Table for two, Sir? -Yes, please. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-Oh, no, sorry, you. -Yeah, name of Hayers. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
When Alan goes to see Tony Hayers, | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
he sees it as an opportunity | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
to be able to reinvent his career at the BBC, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
because he's put two and two together and made five. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
I just think it's time for you to consider moving on to new pastures. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
Have I got a second series? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
-There are so many opportunities for... -Let me rephrase that. Erm... | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
Can I... No, actually, I'll just repeat the question. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
Have I got a second series? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
No. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Well, thank you. That's all I wanted to know. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
-Tony! -Ah, Peter, how are you? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Fine, fine. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Alan, this is Peter Linehan. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
He's revamping our current affairs outputs. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:02 | |
And he just does that shrug, that, you know, "I don't care." | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
And I remember at the time, just trying to hold it together. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
Who... | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
Who.. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Who do you think you are? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Unfortunately for you, I am the chief commissioning editor | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
of BBC Television. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Oh, let's forget about all this! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
-Want some cheese? -No, thank you. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
It's quite nice. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
-Smells. Do you want to smell it? -No, thank you. -Smell the cheese! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
No, I don't want to smell the cheese. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-Smell my cheese! -Alan, please. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
Smell my cheese, you mother! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I think that's quite enough, thank you! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
The cheese went in my face, that worked all right, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
I could just feel the tickling end of the fork just tickling there. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
That all worked, went fine, we did all pretty much in one take, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
I seem to remember. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
But I remember going away saying, "Oh, I think it was funny, but... | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
"Anyway, we'll see." | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
I've got cheese! This is cheese! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
We've had a call from Norwich Radio. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
There have been more complaints from farmers about what you said. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
-All right, how many? -50. -Oh, your age! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Well, Hamilton's have... | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Alan, you've, er, come free at the side. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Oh! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Well, there's an awful lot of talk about Lynn's relationship with Alan. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
A lot of people think that Lynn's in love with Alan. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
She's not in love with Alan, | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
she's very, very fond of him. She adores him. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
I think Lynn does love Alan... | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Yeah, I do. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Now Alan, you're going to have to trade down your Rover 800 | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
for a smaller car. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
-Go on. -I picked up these brochures for the new Metro. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
It's a lovely car. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Lynn, look, I'm not driving a Mini Metro. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Look, but you do have to make substantial savings. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini Metro. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
But if you do, you can keep Pear Tree Productions going | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
with a skeleton staff of two... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
There's no point in finishing the sentence, Lynn, | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-because I'm not driving a Mini Metro. -But if it... | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
-Lynn, I'll just speak over you. -But I... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
-Go on. -With a skeleton staff... -I'm not driving a mini Metro, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
I'm not driving a mini Metro, I'm not driving a mini Metro... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
So we knew, you know, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Alan would want to kind of befriend a kind of a handyman | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
around the hotel who was a bit older than you would expect | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
for the job that he's doing. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
So clearly, there's a story there. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
Aye-aye, Mr Partridge, morning. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Hey, Valentine's Day today - love is in the air! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
-YORKSHIRE ACCENT: -But I was going to do him Yorkshire originally, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I thought, "I know what, I'll do him Yorkshire, it'll be quite funny." | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
"Maybe from Leeds, you know, don't go to Dewsbury." | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
-OWN ACCENT: -And then that morning, I'd done a voiceover as a Geordie, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
so I thought, "I know... | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
-GEORDIE ACCENT: -"I'll try Geordie, see how that works, you know?" | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
So, and at first when I did him, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
he was a Geordie who was like nice and clear, and straight, | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
and just kind of fairly normal. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
And it was Armando's idea to make him really clear, like, you know? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
It was Armando's idea to make him like, you know, | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
so you can't understand what he says. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
So you know, he talks quite fast and that, | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
and he's also got a bit of a stutter and stuff, you know? A bit of PTSD. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Talk of the Devil. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-Morning, Mr Partridge. -Yeah, I've just... Michael, Michael, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
I was just saying to, er, Susan, a bit of a job for you. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Er, unfortunately, some vandals have sworn all over my car again. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
Vandals, eh, Mr Partridge? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
You know, makes you wonder what it's all aboot. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Mmm. Aboot? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Aye, you know, vandals. You know, what is it all aboot? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Oh, ABOUT. Sorry. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
Sometimes it's difficult | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
to understand the, er, the Geordie...people. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
You know, what I reckon is that if they had themselves proper jobs, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
-they wouldn't be up to all this, you know, larking every night. -What?! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
Suddenly, the comedy there was of Alan befriending this guy... | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
who he doesn't understand! Erm... HE LAUGHS | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
If they had themselves proper jobs, you know, for to gan till, | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
then they wouldn't dae it. A lot of them's from broken homes. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Sorry, that was just a noise. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
All I got there was, er, "broken homes". | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
I went in and started, er, improvising, | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
because it was just an improvised audition. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Oh, erm, there was a call for you. A Mr Nesshead rang. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Right, never heard of him. Did he leave a first name? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Er, no, it was just a Mr P Nesshead. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
Sophie, that... That... | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
That's a crank call. It's another crank call. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
-Is it? -Read it back to yourself. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can see what he's... | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
-what he's done now. -Yeah. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Shall I put it on the list, with all the others? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
If you would. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
I think I laughed straightaway. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
And then I thought, "Well, the funniest thing to do at this point | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
"is to laugh and leave, | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
"but if I laugh and leave, I won't be in it very much, | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
"which would be kind of gutting." | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
I remember even after the show went out, people would say, | 0:27:50 | 0:27:54 | |
"I don't mind, but is she laughing for real? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
"Has she got the giggles? Did you just have to keep that? | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
And then you realise, "Oh, no, no, no, it's the character, who just..." | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
Because I kind of like that, because it can makes it real, you know? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
Because, you know, in fiction, people don't laugh at other people. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
"£8 miscellaneous services". | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
That sounds disconcertingly vague. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
You used this pay channel? | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
Oh, right, yeah. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
Er, yeah, it's very confusing. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Sophie, I... I find the pay channels very confusing. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Can I just explain? I was trying to access Driving Miss Daisy. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
Oh, right. And that's why you only watched it for 15 minutes? | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
Yes, yes. Because it was the wrong... | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
wrong film. Have you seen it, is it good? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
What, Driving Miss Daisy, or Bangkok Chickboys? | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
Dri... Driving Miss Daisy. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
We do see Alan sometimes outside of his show, and we see... | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
a very small...man. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
-Oh, quick tip, Lynn. -Yeah? | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
You know the, er, breakfast buffet - eat as much as you like, | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
but from an eight-inch plate? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
See that? | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
12 inches. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
Keep... Keep it in my room! | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
But when we see him with a microphone and a platform, | 0:29:07 | 0:29:12 | |
then he comes alive. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:13 | |
In the meantime, it's seven o'clock. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
Ooh, guv'nor, he's got me bang to rights! | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
It's Chief Constable Dave Clifton, | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
of Scotland Yard's very own plainclothes Pop Force. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
-Yes, good morning. -Wait, hang on... | 0:29:24 | 0:29:25 | |
-Alan, yes... -Whoa, let me finish! 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
I like Alan's relationship with Dave Clifton, erm, | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
because it's ostensibly friendly, | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
like those DJ relationships are, | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
it's all surface, but you know there's a kind of, er, contempt. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
I think you're splidding hairs a little bit there, Alan. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
-Sorry, "splidding"? -Yeah, splitting, you know? | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
Sorry, it's difficult... difficult to understand you when you say | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
"splidding", because I know in real life, you say "splitting". | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
It's interesting the way you substitute a D for a T when you're | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
broadcasting. If you ask me, it's the behaviour of a dosser. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
-A dosser?! -Yes, a dosser and a dwad. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Alan's failures can be alleviated a little bit | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
when he can focus on someone else | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
who he sees as even more of a failure. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
And there's dalendless shid. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
And if rumours are to be believed, you're back on the boddle! | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
Er, this is Einstein A Go-Go. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
Dave Clifton's biography, | 0:30:17 | 0:30:18 | |
he's always sort of struggling with his demons, | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
but I think, at the same time, maintaining a sort of, er, | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
a smile in the voice, but deep down, there's this void. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
The hole in the soul, | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
which he tries to cover up by being all sort of, "OK!" | 0:30:30 | 0:30:34 | |
It's 1am. As the whole of Norfolk sleeps, | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
something truly evil stirs. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
-All right, Alan. -Shh! -Actually... -No. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
His coffin lid opens with a shuddering creek. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
CREAKING SOUND EFFECT | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
An owl hoots. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
Danny Franchetti's Jazz Box! | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
Sorry, it's the new digital system. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
OWL HOOTING SOUND EFFECT | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
We always used to sometimes joke that, er, in Alan's... | 0:30:55 | 0:30:59 | |
when Alan would smile and gesture, there'd be slightly dead eyes. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:03 | |
So instead of smiling like that, | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
there'd be a slight sort of deadness to the eyes, where he'd be smiling, | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
but he would look lost inside at the same time. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
That desperation would manifest itself in the fact | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
that he would go to the funeral of the Commissioning Editor of the BBC, | 0:31:14 | 0:31:19 | |
who'd died after falling off his roof. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
I wonder if he's up there now, looking down on us. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
What, on the roof? | 0:31:24 | 0:31:25 | |
Oh, I see! Oh, you mean... | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
You mean in heaven with the, er...with the Apostles. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
Interesting thing about news and current affairs... | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
and go and speak to somebody else? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
-No, no, of course. -Cheers. Cheers. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:42 | |
He hijacks the funeral, | 0:31:42 | 0:31:43 | |
to use it as an opportunity to maybe make a connection. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
To network, basically. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
Oh, Alan! Have you met Jane? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
-Yeah, I've done her. -Oh, oh, good. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
Peter Baynham had been writing on The Day Today, | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
and I remember we said, "Why don't we get Pete to come along?" | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
And Pete was very different because he was... | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
Well, his background was in the Merchant Navy | 0:32:02 | 0:32:04 | |
and he was from Cardiff. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:05 | |
She's like Burt Reynolds. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
She's very reliable, but she's got a... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
She's got a moustache! | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
Jesus! | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
Lynn's a good worker but, er, | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds - | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
very reliable but, er, she's got a moustache. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
We would record things on video camera | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
and then get them transcribed. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Any manual on, like, | 0:32:31 | 0:32:32 | |
any book on how to write TV shows would probably say, | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
this is no way to write a show, because we ended up with, like... | 0:32:35 | 0:32:39 | |
We ended up with, like, 90-minute scripts for each show. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
The hit rate was quite good | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
so, you know, if you got 10% of all the stuff you improvised | 0:32:44 | 0:32:49 | |
that was usable, that was a good use of time. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:53 | |
-I love the Beatles. -Yeah, so do I. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
What's your favourite Beatles album, then? | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
Tough one. I think I'd have to say... | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
..The Best of The Beatles. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
But sometimes, we'd write in a normal way - sit around, | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
talk about it. And then Armando would say, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:06 | |
"Let's get the camera up and do some stuff." | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
I mean, we'd start off just the three of us, as the writers, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
just improvising the characters. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
Then we'd get maybe Simon in as Michael, or Felicity in as... | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
..you know, and muck about a bit. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:16 | |
And sometimes, it'd be very loose and, "Let's just see what happens." | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
Part of the fun of it was that we would always pitch Alan | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
in Alan's voice. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:23 | |
Steve, as Alan, will start something, | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
maybe it's in the script, and then he'll improvise a bit. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
And then he'll be looking for a word, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
and then one of us will chuck in that word, as Alan. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
So there's then three of you in the room being Alan. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
There's three Alan Partridges all of a sudden. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
But it felt that I was the one who actually, when it came down to it, | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
was the one that would... | 0:33:39 | 0:33:40 | |
..you know, a bit like NASA, you know, | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
and the whole team there but, actually, in the end, | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
only one person gets into the rocket and goes to the moon, | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
and that was me. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:50 | |
You... You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:54 | |
Like to stick to your own. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
What do you mean by that? | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
Well, I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
Oh, for goodness' sake! | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
When we watched back the tapes sometimes, | 0:34:04 | 0:34:05 | |
if we wanted to find something that was funny, | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
what we'd do is fast-forward the tape | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
and when I started laughing, we'd stop there and rewind, | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
cos we knew that whatever had just happened was very funny. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
You drown tourists! | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
You drive your tractors over... | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
..chickens! You crush them up and...feed them... | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
who is also your brother! | 0:34:33 | 0:34:34 | |
OFF-SCREEN: I knew he was an interesting character, | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
but as the character emerged... | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
I think certainly, | 0:34:40 | 0:34:41 | |
when I'm Alan Partridge came out and won all these awards... | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
"I'm Alan Partridge". | 0:34:45 | 0:34:46 | |
Steve Coogan, for I'm Alan Partridge! | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
OFF-SCREEN: And had these, like, parodically good reviews. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:54 | |
Right, very quickly, erm... | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
-Why are you still here? -I dunno! -Erm... | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
I think at that point, I thought, I've done the sort of... | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
..The Holy Grail of TV comedy was... we'd sort of, like, got there. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:07 | |
Mr Alan Partridge! | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
That was where it really, really hit a peak. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
It was everyone's favourite show that year, | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
the reviews were off the scale. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
So it allowed us to put Alan into the real world, | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
and the line between fiction and reality became blurred. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
Alan was, like, sort of comedy royalty. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
Anyone we asked to talk to would say yes. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
We did an interview with Bryan Ferry for Comic Relief. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
We've got a celeb... | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
..rity in the studio, because we're about to take a ferry to an island | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
called Bryan. That's because it's Bryan Ferry. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
There he is. Bryan, welcome to Norwich and Comic Relief. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
-Ah-ha. -Yeah, I don't... I don't do that any more. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
And I think I was asked to close the Comedy Awards | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
by doing a duet with Elton John, | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
who jumped at the chance of interacting with Alan. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
We played with Alan's homophobia. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
I think Elton even agreed to wear his pink suit to help. | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
CHEERING Elton, you are a legend. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
Your songs are admired by the many, | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
despised by the few. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Now, I have to say, one of my favourite songs of yours | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
has to be the classic Yellow Brick Road. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
Erm, unforgettable. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
# Follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road! # | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
No, no, no, that's the Wizard of Oz, please, thank you! | 0:36:23 | 0:36:27 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I know. Pinball Wizard of Oz. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
OFF-SCREEN: We'd created a sort of a very funny Frankenstein. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
So, obviously, the BBC wanted another series of the sitcom. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
See you later! | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Between Series One and Two, Alan, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:45 | |
we thought it would be interesting if he'd a breakdown of some sort, | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
and that he'd become very overweight after gorging on Toblerones. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
You see a corporate video | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
that he must have made in the intervening years. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
SCREECHING Crash! | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
Bang! | 0:36:58 | 0:36:59 | |
Wallop! | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
What a video! | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
We wanted to change Alan's location, | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
but keep the kind of claustrophobia and not have his life resolved. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
So we thought if we had Alan living in a static home, | 0:37:10 | 0:37:15 | |
then we would continue Alan being in this limbo. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:19 | |
I'm in quite a good mood today because I just found out my, er, | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
my wife's been struck off my life insurance. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
Spice World! | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
Are you married? | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, divorced. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
I've got access to the kids but they don't wanna see me! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
We decided for Alan to have a girlfriend called Sonja, | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
who was Eastern European. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
He wastes no opportunity in telling people | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
how much younger his girlfriend is than he is, | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
as if that's some sort of achievement! | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
I've got a girlfriend. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:50 | |
I've got a wife. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:54 | |
Is she older than you or younger than you? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
Well, if you must know, Alan, she's older than me. She's 52. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
My girlfriend's 33. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
I'm 47, she's 14 years younger than me. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
Back of the net! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
Hello, Alan. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
-Oh! I told you! -Hello, the builders. -Watch. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
See? She's not stopping me! | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
I must admit, I still find it... | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
..slightly upsetting to see Alan kiss someone. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:24 | |
Er, I don't... | 0:38:24 | 0:38:25 | |
I feel a bit queasy at the thought of it! | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
He's not a... He shouldn't be a kisser. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
That was classic intercourse. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
So, er... | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
So, thanks. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
There's something about Alan being sexual that makes you wince. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:45 | |
And a lot of the comedy that defines Alan on TV | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
is stuff that makes you sort of look through your fingers. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
What have you been up to? | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
Er, trying to outdance a computer. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
Impossible! And then I fought some zombies with a boy in care. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
Wiped the floor with him, yeah. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
Your... your hand is about 30mm from my gland. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
Erm... And if I was dressed on the other side, | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
it would be in contact... | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Your little finger just touched it! | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
In retrospect, we probably should have done two in the hotel, | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
two series in the hotel, and just carried on. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
But it's this sort of, erm, | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
fear of just getting lazy and repeating ourselves. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
But I think some of the best moments are in Series Two. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
I will, but, Lynn, | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
please have a word with the builder because the other day, | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
his jeans were so far off his backside, | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
you could more or less see his anus. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
-Mm, OK. -There's Dan. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
Dan! | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
Dan! | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
Dan! | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
Dan! | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
Dan! | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
Dan! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:49 | |
Dan! Dan! | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Dan! Dan! | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
Dan! | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Dan! | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
Dan! | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
Dan! | 0:40:00 | 0:40:01 | |
No, er, no, he's not seen me. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
I'll get him later. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
Dan! | 0:40:07 | 0:40:08 | |
Fine, come on. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
The name Dan is a catchphrase now. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
You cannot just say, "Dan!" | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
You can't, I can't... | 0:40:15 | 0:40:16 | |
No-one can shout "Dan" any more. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
Series Two's quite dark, I think. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
There's not much hope in it. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
And I remember the foot on the spike... | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
whilst he's supposed to be presenting a sales conference | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
for Dante Fires is a real low point. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
-Alan, what are you doing?! -I'm climbing over a fence. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
You should watch yourself, you're nearly fi... | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
Were you going to say I was nearly 50, Lynn?! | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
I might be nearly 50, Lynn, but at least I can... | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
-HE GROANS -What? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike! | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
Oh! It ruddy frigging hurts like mad, Lynn! | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
Can you get yourself in the recovery position? | 0:40:47 | 0:40:48 | |
You're just quoting bits of Casualty now. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
We were thinking what would be | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
literally and metaphorically painful for Alan? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
First of all tonight is for best... Christ! | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
Not Christ. Er, sorry, I keep saying "Christ". | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
Er, I know some of you may be religious | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
and, to those people, I apolo... | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
Urgh! | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
Sorry, I... | 0:41:16 | 0:41:17 | |
I was supposed to hit that later. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
I'll just wait for it to finish. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:23 | |
A...a glittering year ahead. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
That feeling where you want to puke, but there's nothing more inside, | 0:41:26 | 0:41:31 | |
and that's sort of metaphorically what happens to Alan in Series Two. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
On now, as we look back at a fantastic year for... | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
I'm going to be sick again. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
HE HEAVES | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
You know that feeling when there's nothing coming up? | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
It was good fun to shoot, I think it was hard work to write. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
And I remember at one or two points, things got a bit tense, | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
when you're just stuck in the room with the same people. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
And also, I have to say, | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
when one of them is Alan Partridge for a long time - | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
and it's nothing to do with Steve, | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
it's to do with the fact that it's Alan Partridge - | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
it does... It does wear you down after a while, | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
when you just hear Alan, | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
you know, eight or nine hours a day, seven days a week, | 0:42:18 | 0:42:22 | |
for months. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
It felt like, "We need to sort of stop this now." | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
And we did stop it, for a long time. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
I'll never work in broadcasting again! | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
And on that bombshell, it's time for me, Alan Partridge, to say - | 0:42:34 | 0:42:38 | |
knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, wherever you are, | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
and whost so... | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
"Whost"? Is "whost" a word? I don't know. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
I stopped thinking about Alan and started to do other things. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
I suppose my... | 0:42:49 | 0:42:50 | |
A little bit of it was a bit wildernessy | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
because I was trying to find out what to...how to reinvent myself. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
I found myself - even in quiet moments - thinking, | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
"I wonder what Alan would think about this?" | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
I sort of missed him. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:03 | |
In 2008, I was doing a live tour and Rob and Neil Gibbons - | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
these two writers I'd worked with briefly - | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
I asked them if they wouldn't mind having a go | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
writing some material for Alan. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:14 | |
When they submitted that material to me, it was a Eureka moment. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
This is North Norfolk Digital, | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
sustaining and maintaining our core listenership | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
in an increasingly fragmented marketplace. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
# North Norfolk! # | 0:43:29 | 0:43:31 | |
I've just realised I read that from an internal memo. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
Er, it wasn't for you to hear. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Sorry. Sorry. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
One day, we got a phone call saying, | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
"We're interested in doing an online show, er, | 0:43:41 | 0:43:46 | |
"that is essentially those bits in I'm Alan Partridge | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
"where you see Alan on-air, cobbled together." | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
And then when we started working on it, | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
it sort of took on a bit more of a life of its own. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
Today, we're talking forced celebrity breeding. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
If you could take two famous people and force them to mate, | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
who would it be, and why? | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
Er, line two, we have Duncan, in Beccles. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
Hello, Duncan. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:06 | |
Hello, Alan. I'd go for Stephen Hawking and Pamela Anderson, | 0:44:06 | 0:44:09 | |
then you'd create a beautiful genius. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
Or, a disabled lifeguard. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
Oh... Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:18 | |
I think we tried to take it back to the BBC, | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
but it felt like, it's like, you know... | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
There's a sort of period where something goes from being | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
old comedy to vintage comedy, | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
or second-hand comedy to vintage comedy. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
We were in the second-hand period where it was, like, | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
"Oh, that stuff's out of date." | 0:44:32 | 0:44:34 | |
Today, we're talking condiments. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
You're stuck on a desert island, you're allowed one condiment, | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
which is it to be? John, in Sprowston. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
-Ketchup. -Harry, in Bodham. -Mustard. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
-Kev, in Norwich. -Gravy. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
That's not a condiment, it's a hot sauce. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
-Bisto, then. -That's a brand of gravy. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
-Branston Pickle, then. -And that's a relish. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
It's 11.52. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
Foster's, who were sponsoring it at the time, said, | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
"We're going to put big billboards up with, | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
" 'Alan Partridge is back, courtesy of Foster's'." | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
And we said, "I don't want any advertising. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
"I don't want..." which they didn't understand. They were like, | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
"Don't you want as many people as possible | 0:45:07 | 0:45:08 | |
"to click online and watch it?" | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
And I was like, "No, I'd rather, actually, | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
"a lot of people didn't know about it." | 0:45:12 | 0:45:13 | |
Like it was a little bit of a secret. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
Because that way, you don't suffer from hype | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
and you start a little whispering campaign. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:20 | |
And that sort of led to that same series | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
being done again on...for Sky. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
And a quick correction. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:27 | |
Yesterday, I read out a text saying that oestrogen was a kind of gas | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
used to blow up balloons. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:31 | |
Er, of course, it isn't. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
It's a hormone used by women to, er, | 0:45:33 | 0:45:36 | |
perform a number of tasks relating to, er, themselves. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:41 | |
-And others. -Thank you. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
It's myopic and microscopic. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:47 | |
It's all about what's going on in Alan's head | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
because it's really close in. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:50 | |
I was going to say it's like any job on your first day at work, | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
but it's not really. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:54 | |
Cos your first day of work is going into a small room | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
that's smaller than this room, and it's soundproofed, | 0:45:56 | 0:46:00 | |
and it's only you and, erm, you know, | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
basically, a real hero of yours. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:07 | |
T&T. On the A17, a truck has overturned, | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
shedding its load of Pampers over both carriageways. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
Sounds like the set-up to a joke, doesn't it? | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Er, the police don't yet know which skid marks are... | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
Just stop you there, there has been a fatality. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
Sidekick Simon allows Alan to be funnier. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
I guess to a certain extent, he is the viewer in that world. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
He's sort of... He's sort of the everyman. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
And I think Tim is naturally so funny | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
that he's able to be a funny straight man. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
We're all familiar with charities, er, | 0:46:32 | 0:46:33 | |
from the important ones like the National Trust, | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
-to less important ones like Help the Aged. -Or Help For Heroes. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:39 | |
-No, that's the top one. -Yeah? | 0:46:39 | 0:46:40 | |
Yes. Er, I donated a jacket to them last...only last week. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
It didn't have an arm, but then I thought, you know, perfect. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
Er, but today, we're going local | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
and we mean to raise £3,000 for Addiction Action. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:52 | |
Addiction can take many forms. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:53 | |
Er, from booze, to drugs, to quite simply having it off. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
-Michael Douglas. -Er, yes, that's indeed if it was... | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
..if it was, er, sex addiction. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
It could quite simply have been the guy was very, very randy. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
He can have the make-up and the wig and walk around, you know, set | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
and sort of have a coffee or whatever | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
and you don't think, "That's Alan." | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
Alan's socks, please. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
I want to see my socks. Socks are fine, yeah? | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -OK, fine, let's do it. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
But there is a moment where it just... | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
..it just possesses him. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:23 | |
Steve drops away and in drops this monster. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:30 | |
The only thing that's got a bright future at this station | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
is nasal hair! HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
Was that your gum? | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
-Do you not know the Heimlich manoeuvre? -Yeah. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
Wow! | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
People kept saying, | 0:47:55 | 0:47:56 | |
"When are you going to do this Alan Partridge film?" | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
And it was almost like, in the end, we decided to make the film | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
just to stop people asking me when I was going to make it. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
HE MIMES ALONG: # So, you've got to feel for me, baby | 0:48:03 | 0:48:07 | |
# Yeah, you've got to feel for me, baby | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
# Girl, you've got to feel for me, baby | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
-# Feel for me, baby -# Oh | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
# Give me some love Come on now... # | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
Your fog lamps are on! | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
Your fog lamps are on! There's no fog! | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
There's no fog! | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
No fog! | 0:48:33 | 0:48:34 | |
# Oh, a cuddly toy, that's my only joy | 0:48:34 | 0:48:38 | |
# Waiting for me when I get home... # | 0:48:38 | 0:48:42 | |
You do feel a certain pressure to come up with a story | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
that justifies being told on the big screen, | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
but I guess it's how you do that. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
I mean, really, the film was very low-key. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
It was basically Alan in a radio studio, | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
and then trapped in the offices of a radio company. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:57 | |
OK, I am here as one of the more senior D-jocks at this station. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:01 | |
I'm going to talk about jobs. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
Like a Nazi officer, this, isn't it? | 0:49:05 | 0:49:06 | |
I should snap my heels together. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
-Achtung! -Guten tag. -Silence! | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
Sorry. Meant to miss you. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:12 | |
Comedy characters to movie transitions... | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
..are very difficult. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:17 | |
And quite often, you don't want to make the On the Buses movie. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:21 | |
We were aware that the film was a bit of a tightrope | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
because you don't want to, er... | 0:49:23 | 0:49:24 | |
..take Alan too far away from his sort of small, local origins. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:30 | |
Tell them to stop pointing their guns at me! | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
-Lower your weapons! -Yeah, lower your weapons. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
Take your hand off your gun! | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
Take your hand off your gun! | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
And the other hand. I can wait here all day. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
-Do as he says. -Thank you. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
Why do you have to turn it into a competition? | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
Just cos I won. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:47 | |
We very much felt, tonally, it has to be... | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
It has to be the same Alan. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
If you start making him into some sort of a hero, | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
I think you've lost the DNA of the character. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
And the way I think we squared that circle | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
was by putting him in a genuinely dramatic situation of a siege, | 0:49:59 | 0:50:03 | |
but focusing on the minutiae of it. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
You know, the sort of little kind of, erm, the politics of it, | 0:50:06 | 0:50:10 | |
who gets to speak to the media, who doles out the food, | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
where do you go to the toilet? | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
I've just got to stay alert and focused. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
I'm playing them like an oboe, Lynn. How effed up is that?! | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
-OH PHONE: -Alan? | 0:50:22 | 0:50:23 | |
-Oh. -Alan? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:24 | |
Christ's sake. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:30 | |
Not now! Oh... | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
Caught on the latch. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
Oh, come on! Please! | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
Stop, armed police! | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
Put your hands above your head. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
-I just... -Get your hands above your head! | 0:51:00 | 0:51:03 | |
-I just want to get those trousers. -Get your hands above your head, | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
-do it. -They're my trousers. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:06 | |
Get your hands above your head now. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
What are you doing? It's weird. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
There are paparazzi all over the place | 0:51:17 | 0:51:18 | |
and I do not want them to get a photograph of my genitals. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
It was nice to bring Lynn back | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
because she disappeared in Mid Morning Matters, | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
so it was great to bring Lynn back for the film, and Michael. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
I rather missed those characters being a regular part of Alan's life. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:35 | |
I loved the film. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:36 | |
Alpha Papa, I thought, was just fantastic | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
and when I watched that, I just felt pride. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
I felt so pleased that this character is still around. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:46 | |
I'll always be proud of knowing Alan. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:50 | |
Hello, Mr Seagull, | 0:51:50 | 0:51:52 | |
have you come to take my spirit away? | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
Go, gull. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Gull. Gull. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
Gull. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:03 | |
What you doing? I'm watching it fly off. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
I became obsessed with how far can you take a character | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
and where can you explore...? | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
Having the platform of affection and faith that people have in it, | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
you can go to sort of really quite strange places | 0:52:34 | 0:52:40 | |
with the comedy that is... | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
that you couldn't do unless you'd had a character | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
that you'd been doing for 20 years. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
From the dawn of the Industrial Revolution | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
to sometime in the late 1970s, | 0:52:48 | 0:52:50 | |
Britain was the workshop of the world. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:52 | |
For the people of Manchester, | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
employed in cushy jobs - mills and factories - | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
where there was work for Mum, Dad, and even the kids... | 0:52:57 | 0:53:01 | |
-CHEERING -Factory work! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
..it must have seemed like the good times would never end. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
But then... | 0:53:07 | 0:53:08 | |
..China happened. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
That sort of Pear Tree Productions style of documentary | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
that we did with Places Of My Life and Scissored Isle, | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
I think that's my favourite Partridge to make. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
Hello, I'm Alan Partridge. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
Every detail has Alan's sort of fingerprints all over it. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:27 | |
If Alan has made it, Alan can have... | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
can style everything | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
from the credits to the music to the graphics. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
And again it's that thing of him being too ambitious, you know. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
There's no doubt that Alan looks at the world of documentaries | 0:53:38 | 0:53:41 | |
and thinks, "Well, I can do that better." | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
See ya! | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
It's a bit like letting a kid into a sweet shop and saying, | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
"Just have a couple of sweeties". There's no way he can do that. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
He's got all these toys and all this technology at his disposal, | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
he's always going to use it too much. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
It's basically self-sufficiency, isn't it? | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:10 | |
Give him a fishing rod... | 0:54:10 | 0:54:11 | |
He'll probably come back the next day saying, | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
"You know that fishing rod you gave me?" "Go on." | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
"Can I have another?" | 0:54:15 | 0:54:16 | |
"What happened to the one I gave you?" | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
"I sold it." "Let me guess, to buy some skag." | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
"No, to buy some fish, I was hungry." | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
"Did it not occur to you that you could have used the fishing rod | 0:54:24 | 0:54:27 | |
"to catch some fish?" | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
"Oh, I haven't got a permit and I don't know how to get one." | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
"Google it!" | 0:54:31 | 0:54:32 | |
-When did this happen? -Hm? | 0:54:32 | 0:54:34 | |
Oh, it didn't. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
It's just a generic annoying man who lives inside my mind. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:40 | |
A head squatter. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
I don't mean a dominatrix. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:43 | |
There's much more poignancy and pathos to Alan | 0:54:43 | 0:54:46 | |
than there was early on. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:48 | |
There was some in I'm Alan Partridge, | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
but I think when Pete came along, he brought more of that. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
And the Gibbons, when they came on, they have given Alan sort of... | 0:54:54 | 0:54:59 | |
He feels much more rounded now. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:02 | |
Do you want to pop your things on the conveyor? | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
Don't worry about that, we're just making a documentary. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
Pop your things on the conveyor belt. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:08 | |
No, not the basket, just the items. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
Don't put them on the floor, | 0:55:12 | 0:55:13 | |
cos you'll have to keep bending down to pick them up, | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
so just pop them back at the end. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
-Sorry. -That's all right. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:18 | |
But not on the conveyor. The very end. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
OK. Shall we scan your items? | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
-Yes, please. -OK. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
Don't bring them to me. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
I move them forward like this. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
So, just... So, put the beans back. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
No, not in the basket. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:36 | |
Not in the basket. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
No, don't bring them to me, just put them on the conveyor. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
No, back at the end. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
No, not in the basket. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
Put the beans down on the conveyor belt. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
Now get off. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
No, down! Leave the beans alone. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Not in the basket, on the conveyor belt! | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
-Alan! -She's not listening to me. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
He's already changed | 0:55:58 | 0:55:59 | |
from one version of Alan in one stage of his life | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
to another. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
So I think there's definitely scope for a third act. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:07 | |
The new show is Alan getting an unexpected | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
and probably undeserved second chance. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
It's interesting bringing Alan back to the BBC | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
which is where he was born as a concept. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:21 | |
The BBC is what Alan always wanted to be | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
and in making the narrative work, | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
in a logical sense, | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
Alan is a creature of the BBC. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:34 | |
Alan, whilst he's going to be very excited about this new chance, | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
he's nervous, | 0:56:37 | 0:56:38 | |
because he knows how badly he screwed things up last time. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
So the question is, | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
can he sink his claws into this role and hold on to it? And... | 0:56:43 | 0:56:48 | |
..you've got to doubt it. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:50 | |
How long Alan will carry on, I've no idea. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:52 | |
He's always seeing which way the wind is blowing | 0:56:52 | 0:56:54 | |
in terms of broadcasting, in terms of politics. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
So as long as the world keeps changing | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
then there's always going to be stuff for Alan to latch onto | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
and think, "Oh, that'd be good, if I did that." | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
I think he thinks he's got an opera in him. | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
I don't know that he necessarily knows what an opera is. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
We will see him growing old. | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
Definitely. We will want to see him, see what happens to him. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
But, I mean, what he'll be like, I don't know | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
because, I mean, he's already absolutely all over the place. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:23 | |
He'd be the same desperate, egomaniacal, sad | 0:57:23 | 0:57:29 | |
kind of guy. Wouldn't want him to change. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:32 | |
SONG: Baba O'Riley by The Who | 0:57:32 | 0:57:37 | |
If I had to say goodbye to Alan forever, I'd be very upset. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:45 | |
I would be genuinely upset. | 0:57:45 | 0:57:47 | |
He's my friend. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:49 | |
ALAN: All that remains is for me to bid you a fond farewell, | 0:58:06 | 0:58:11 | |
for I must go now - | 0:58:11 | 0:58:12 | |
back to my flock, | 0:58:12 | 0:58:14 | |
certain to be welcomed with open arms by listeners, | 0:58:14 | 0:58:18 | |
YouTube commentators and sponsors alike. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:21 | |
Goodbye, | 0:58:21 | 0:58:22 | |
or should I say...au revoir? | 0:58:22 | 0:58:25 | |
Goodbye. | 0:58:25 | 0:58:26 | |
MUSIC: Music For Chameleons by Gary Numan | 0:58:32 | 0:58:37 |