Paul Daniels Coming Home


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This is a pack of cards...

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Magician Paul Daniels is coming home to Wales to trace his family's past.

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This is dated 1876.

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He is... "Mainly intelligent."

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"Mainly intelligent."

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The journey will take him back to his Carmarthenshire roots.

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Written on these stones is people history.

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To see it just crumbling away, I think is really sad.

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But it won't just be gravestones unearthing some magical surprises.

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"Let me out. Let me out." Did you hear that?

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It's no wonder I grew up confused, is it?

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At his home in Henley, magician Paul Daniels

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has been researching his Carmarthen ancestry for several years.

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Recently, he discovered something

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that's made him determined to visit Wales.

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I found this,

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which is a charter roll,

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the seventeenth charter roll of Henry III in 1233.

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The King is basically giving me South Wales.

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HE LAUGHS

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Not really. It's a mill and land,

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but it's in perpetuity.

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I think I'll go back there and say,

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"Get off my land. Get out of my mill".

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MUSIC: Magic by Pilot

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Have fun.

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From Paul's research, he knows there were policemen in the family.

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Now he's heading to Carmarthen in West Wales,

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where five generations of his family lived,

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hoping to find out much, much more.

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I've always felt a kind of inner pride in being

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of a Welsh nation.

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Welsh, somehow, seems much older than being English.

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WELSH ACCENT: My singing voice is absolutely marvellous.

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And I'm already slipping into the accent, aren't I?

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I should learn that song, really, shouldn't I?

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# We'll keep a welcome in the hillside. #

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I shall sing it as we cross the border.

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MUSIC: We'll Keep A Welcome In The Hillsides

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# We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides

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# We'll keep a welcome in the vales

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# This land you knew will still be singing... #

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Carmarthen genealogist, Greg Howes,

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has been researching the Daniels story.

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He'll be helping Paul delve even further into his family history.

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Ah, the man. The man. Good morning.

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Are you Greg? I am. Hello, Paul. How are you?

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When I was last in South Wales, I found a book.

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Already, you're there ahead of me. Here's a copy of it, bound.

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And in this, all these charters,

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one says there's a mill round here

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that was given to Daniel in perpetuity.

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Now, come on, what are the odds on that Daniel

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being my ancient, ancient, ancient,

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ancient predecessor?

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There's an outside possibility. Very, very outside.

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Because you couldn't prove it wasn't, really.

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We're going back about thirty generations. Blimey.

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Which is, you know, a hell of a way to get a link.

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Most parish registers in Wales start about 1750

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that are now accessible. So for us...

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Despite the difficulties, Greg's prepared to give it a go,

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and has already made a start.

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We've managed to go back five generations.

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The earliest Daniels we've found is 1781.

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We did manage to go back another generation with David Woozley.

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He was baptised in 1786.

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So there may be more leverage there. Right.

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David Woozley is Paul's great-great-great-grandfather.

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It's quite tangled, as a lot of family trees are.

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I'd say we can go back five generations with it. Right.

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So I can't go and get the rent on this mill?

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You could try. I will, I will.

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BOTH LAUGH

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Proving a link between Paul and an ancestor from 1233

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is going to be pretty difficult.

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But he's determined to claim his rightful inheritance.

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In the meantime, he sets out to track down

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other characters on his family tree.

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The tree shows five generations of relatives with roots in Carmarthen

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stretching back to 1781.

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According to the records, these were humble people.

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Butchers, shoemakers and carpenters.

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But as Paul's going to discover,

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the Daniels kept law and order in Carmarthen for more than 160 years.

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His great-grandfather, David Augustus Woozley Daniel,

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was a policeman in 19th-Century Carmarthen.

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At the local police museum, Paul's delving into the past.

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I bet you can't do tricks with that.

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No, no. But look at that.

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Now, that's Victorian. During the Victorian period...

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You'd feel you'd been decorated if you'd been hit with that.

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Just slide it in, clip it closed.

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Very good. She's ready for exposure.

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I recognise these.

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Most magicians have played with them at one time or another.

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I own several sets myself.

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MUSIC: Lovestruck by Hush

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There, you see, I look like Stan Laurel with this one.

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I've been looking through our records

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and I've come across your great-great-grandfather's record.

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Here we've got his name - David Daniel.

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Yeah. Twenty-four years, six months.

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Height - five-foot-eight and a quarter.

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Complexion - fair, eyes - grey. Hair - dark brown.

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That wasn't fair, that's florid.

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You're right, it's florid. It's the old-type writing.

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It is florid, you're absolutely right.

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I'm glad you came, Paul. I'm glad I brought my glasses.

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Last employment - fireman and shoemaking.

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I didn't know he was a fireman.

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Part of the duty of being a constable

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is that he had to attend a fire as well.

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We've also found a recommendation from the vicarage in Carmarthen.

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"he is mainly intelligent."

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Mainly intelligent?

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That's great, though. That's nice.

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And the other amazing thing is that

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very few of these records have survived.

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That's really great.

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Paul tries on the uniform his great-grandfather would have worn.

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Where am I? Eight, seven, six.

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Number five, that's what I'm looking for.

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Let's see if there's anybody in.

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David Daniel and eight other people all lived together here

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at the turn of the 19th Century.

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That's a bit of a shame, nobody in. Never mind.

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A few years ago, Paul got a letter revealing some shady secrets here.

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PC Daniel was not quite, well, PC.

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Oh, it was a pretty wild place, I'll tell you.

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Some time ago, I found out my dad had three living cousins.

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They were in their 80s and 90s.

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They were very good, they gave me some photographs and stuff.

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And then one of them wrote me this letter.

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Even these three little old ladies

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didn't know what was going off. It says,

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"My niece, Margaret Price, came here this week.

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"She told me that my eldest sister, Margaret,

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"told her years ago that DAW," my great-granddad,

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"had Auntie Jane and Auntie Margaret both in trouble."

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HE CHUCKLES

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"It was a shock. Why my sisters kept it from us, I can't think."

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And they all lived here. HE LAUGHS

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So my great-grandfather

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married a lady

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who didn't give him a male child.

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So he had a male child with that lady's niece.

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And when that lady died,

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he married the niece's sister.

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That must be this Margaret.

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And Jane was the mother of his son.

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I think I've got that right.

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It's no wonder I grew up confused, is it? HE LAUGHS

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So, Paul's great-grandfather was married to Ann Howels,

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but had no children.

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He went on to have an illegitimate child

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with his wife's niece, Jane Price.

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This illegitimate child was Paul's grandfather, Handel Newton.

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When Jane died, David married Jane's sister, Margaret.

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She gave him three daughters, Paul's cousins.

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These colourful domestic arrangements

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didn't stop David Daniel from being a pillar of society.

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At Carmarthen's record office is the original police station logbook

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kept by Paul's great-grandfather.

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1893.

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This is a log, isn't it? It's a job log.

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That's right. It's the police station diary.

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I think this is your great-grandfather.

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My great-grandfather? That's interesting.

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He's not using his full name, he's just using the first D.

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He had more names than that.

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HE CHUCKLES

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This is fabulous. This is really good.

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Look at how ornate the V and that NE is.

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"Remained there on duty until 9:30am.

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"A lecture being held at Methodist chapel."

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And then he's clocking off at 11:30 at night.

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Long days.

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This is all kind of peaceful.

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Having said that, look, I've opened up here.

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"Riotous behaviour in church."

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There was a bit of trouble. Yes, there was.

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In fact, there's a document here you might be interested in.

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It's the Felons Register.

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"Stealing two pieces of

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"something and silk."

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That's a woman. Yes. Yes.

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"..And silk handkerchiefs. Value - 10 shillings."

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Off with her head!

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What's this one? That's pretty darn serious, that's a stabbing.

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But then you start to think, "Well, nothing's changed."

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You read the newspapers today, we are still getting stabbings.

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It's sad that in over 100 years,

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we don't seem to have learned the lessons.

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The crimes Paul's great-grandfather dealt with

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inspired him to follow in his footsteps.

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He's joined two modern-day counterparts

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on the very same beat in the centre of Carmarthen.

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MUSIC: The Bill Theme Tune

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It doesn't take long for Paul to start enforcing the law.

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Where do you think you're going?

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Up there. How are you?

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Alright. Where do you think you're going?

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And if you don't mind, it's PC Daniels.

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Arrest him.

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Let me get all the cards out of here.

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In Carmarthen market, Paul just can't resist putting on a show.

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What I'm going to do to make sure there's no cheating,

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I'm going to shuffle the cards like this.

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Once the cards are shuffled,

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you can see they're all as they are and they're all different.

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Sylvia, take one of them. Any one. Do you want that one or that one?

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Look at it, remember it, shove it in.

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Everybody can see it. Happy?

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Yeah. OK. I'm going to get rid of it.

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Take the cards and deal them one at a time on there, face up.

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When you get to your card, think, "Stop", but go past it.

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This is a trained officer of the law. Trained in detection.

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She's looking for her card.

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Which could be anywhere at all in the pack.

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LAUGHTER

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I've had a card on my mind for some time now.

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SHE LAUGHS

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What?

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APPLAUSE

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MUSIC: A Kind Of Magic by Queen

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It could take some quite spectacular magic, though,

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to conjure up the mill Paul is so desperate to find.

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Greg Howes has discovered a footnote in the 1233 town charter

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from local historian, Alcuin Evans, referencing Pontcarreg Mill.

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On the outskirts of Carmarthen, Paul finds out more.

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We are at Pontcarreg Mill.

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This particular building? That's right. This is it.

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Right. Well, quick! These are the maps I've...

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No, no, I need some flags. Some Daniels flags?

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To claim this land in the name of the Daniels clan.

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So I reckon that all that bit there is mine.

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It could well be. But names, like surnames, shift.

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Is pont, bridge? Yes. And carreg is stone.

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It wouldn't have been the only sort of stone bridge in this area,

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or perhaps even the only mill with that name.

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Would it have looked like that?

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It wouldn't have been much different.

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And certainly, when the footnote was done by Alcuin Evans,

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it would have looked very much the same.

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The problem with the footnote is that it was just a guess.

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In fact, he does say, "It's possible that this is the location for it".

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So Pontcarreg Mill, but it's not the right one.

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While Greg continues his search,

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Paul's keen to find out about another policeman in his family.

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In fact, he was one of the first policemen in Carmarthen.

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Paul knew his great-grandfather, David Daniel, was a policeman.

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His family's association with the boys in blue goes back much further.

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All the way to David Woozley, his great-great-great-grandfather.

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He was stationed at the old police lockup,

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now undergoing building work near the town walls.

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That was the jail? Not the jail.

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It was more like a holding centre

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for a prisoner en route to jail,

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being transported from one part of the country to another.

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Here we have the watch and ward constables.

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Amongst them is your great-great- great-grandfather, David Woozley.

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1836 - 1866.

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That's a good run. It is quite a good run.

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The interesting thing about this

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is that he died on duty at the age of 82.

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Blimey!

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The reasons for leaving -

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this one was dismissed, dismissed, dismissed. Drink. Drink.

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Dismissed. Drink. Drink.

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Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. This is typical.

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But my great-great-great-granddad

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was the only one who made it without getting caught.

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Well, that's quite true.

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And if you look, it just continues.

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David Woozley not only had an exemplary record as a policeman,

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but was involved in a very important event in Wales's history -

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The Rebecca Riots.

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The story began here.

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Who was Rebecca and why was she rioting?

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Let's get one thing straight.

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There's no one Rebecca, there are many Rebeccas.

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And the riots are about toll roads and toll gates

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and the prices farmers were being charged.

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I heard a rumour about this.

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There were farmers dressed as women. Yep, absolutely.

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This is about a whole sort of social class.

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Farmers, farmers' labourers, tradesmen.

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It's about low agricultural wages,

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low agricultural prices.

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The fact they haven't got a vote.

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They'd had enough. Yes. And, if you like,

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the tolls that were being charged

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was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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And that sparked the whole thing off in 1839.

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When tolls were levied on all the routes into market,

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peasants and farmers took matters into their own hands,

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destroying the toll gates.

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My ancestor somewhere along the line was involved in this.

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The reason your great-great- great-grandfather was involved

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is because he was in the police force in Carmarthen.

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They had to try and to quell the riots in this area.

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So he wasn't in a frock? No.

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I'm pleased to hear that. HE LAUGHS

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So you've brought me out here, into this field,

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the remnants of moo cows are here,

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but why here? Why this field?

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Well, you've got to imagine, in 1843,

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that all this area is a vast agricultural area.

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You get a good feel of it today.

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And they assemble here at the pub, and there's two thousand of them.

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You can't get them all in the bar,

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so all these fields must have been full of people all dressed up,

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200, 300 of them on horseback.

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They'd have been up on the hills.

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They'd have been coming in from the farms and gathering together.

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MUSIC: I Predict A Riot by Kaiser Chiefs

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If you think about it, because you said that

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my great-great-great-granddad and his compatriots

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set out from Carmarthen to come and take them on, as it were.

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It's a bit bold, isn't it? 40-odd. "Oops! Have we made a mistake?"

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They were coming up the road, somebody, amongst these farmers,

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must have gone and told them. There had to be a snitch.

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Basically, once you tell one person, another dozen or so know.

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You couldn't have kept this secret.

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And they knew the magistrates were calling in the troops,

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they new something was about to happen.

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The troops were coming in, along with the special constables.

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So, yes, both sides knew

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the battle lines were being drawn.

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As a result of David Woozley's role in quelling rioters

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and his flawless record, he was a legendary figure.

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When he died, his funeral was so lavish, it was recorded in print.

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"We record the death of a remarkable inhabitant of this town,

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"Mr David Woozley.

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"He was of great height."

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I wonder what happened to me?

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"He was of great height and was 82 years old when he died.

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"Many members of the police force were pallbearers at the funeral,

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"which was, perhaps, the largest and most respectable of its kind

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"ever witnessed in Carmarthen."

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And I think that happened here.

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Records show that David Woozley was indeed buried here.

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Finding his headstone in this graveyard may prove difficult.

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I really can't see that.

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No.

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To find out that he was so well known and so well respected,

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and he seems to have been a member of everything in the town

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and had his finger in lots of pies.

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And to come and find it in a state like this,

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I feel this, not just about my family,

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but for all the families.

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I feel it's a bit sad

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that they're not preserved, not looked after.

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This is real people history.

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Written on these stones is people history.

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And to see it just crumbling away,

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I think is really sad.

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In the surrounding countryside, Paul's got a date

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with one of Carmarthen's oldest-known legends.

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Well, I've been sent on this long walk across two fields,

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dodging cowpats.

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I've no idea why.

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It's going to be very interesting.

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He's not the only magician with connections to the town.

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Hi, Paul. Hello. And you are?

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My name's Gavin. Gavin Evans.

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Nice to meet you, Gavin. You were well secreted behind the rock.

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This is known as Merlin's Stone.

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There is a local story associated with this stone.

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That Merlin, the famous wizard,

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buried his gold beneath this stone. And he told a prophecy,

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that should anyone dig beneath this stone to steal his gold,

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that stone would fall and crush them.

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And funnily enough, a few centuries ago, so the story goes,

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a young man did exactly that.

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And guess what? The stone fell on him and killed him.

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Well, I'll dig and you push that side so it can't fall.

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We'll keep it up. Yeah.

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Hang on while I just do something. This is really good. I want a hug.

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Hi, Merlin. How you doing?

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"Let me out. Let me out."

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Did you hear that? He's in there. "Let me out."

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Can't do that, Merlin.

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That's really made my trip.

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I find it very exciting.

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I would certainly advise all my fellow magicians now

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to come and pay homage here.

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Before leaving Carmarthen, Paul has one mission left to accomplish.

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He still wants to track down his mill.

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In fact, the one closest to the Tywi was known as the Tywi Mill.

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Funnily enough!

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There's an original name.

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It is. And almost certainly, this was the mill

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discussed in the 1233 Charter.

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It was the most valuable mill in the early medieval period.

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It was the one which generated the most revenue.

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Paul might not be leaving Carmarthen with a water mill,

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but is he leaving with a new sense of identity?

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Has Paul Daniels come home?

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I just think it's marvellous.

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Highlights for me?

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Probably going to the place of the funeral

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of my great-great-great grandfather, and his burial place.

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Merlin's Stone, of course, because of the magic connection.

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But generally, the whole package deal

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has been very rewarding. Very good. Very happy.

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And... HE LAUGHS I'll do an Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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I'll be back.

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Can we put this on the top for when we go home?

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Upset them as we cross the border.

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