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Oh...

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Oh, my God!

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Brace yourself.

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The council. The organisation that everyone loves to hate.

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See, the thing is, they're all talk at this council, but no action.

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Everything is the council's fault, the council's fault,

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the council's fault.

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You will empty my bin.

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Listen, I pay my council tax.

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-You work...

-I'm saying nothing more.

-You work for me.

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I pay your wages.

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It's such a rewarding job.

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Did you get that note of sarcasm?

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Councils in Scotland are facing punishing budget cuts.

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But with demand for public services higher than ever,

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the pressure has never been greater.

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I've only got two weeks.

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I've got to find somewhere for me and five children to go.

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You're paying your council tax for services that you're not receiving.

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You've got no money. It's hard to just do anything.

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It's not fair. There needs to be more funding.

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I've got no choice. They give me no choice.

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From educating our children to caring for our elderly and

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protecting the vulnerable,

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the council staff are on the front line.

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Oh, it's just a nightmare.

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We'll have to be allowed to do our job by the council rules.

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Fife Council is the third largest local authority in Scotland,

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costing over £1 billion a year to run.

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There's one staff member for every 20 people living in the area.

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Hello, there, Miss Kennedy.

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You're through to John.

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'Hi there. What it is, is my toilet seat's just broken.'

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Every year, the council receives 4,000 complaints,

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many about council housing.

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'Fife Council are actually, like,

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'breaching my human rights in what they're doing.'

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'You're the fourth or fifth person I've spoken to this

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'morning, do you know that? I'm getting told I'm getting transferred

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'to a manager, I get transferred to a colleague,

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'who then transfers me back into a queue, and then I come to you.

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'What kind of service is that?'

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With a stock of 30,000 council houses,

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the Department of Housing bring in the most revenue for the council.

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Right, see you later.

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Bye, enjoy.

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-Oh, I know! Right, bye.

-Cheerio.

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Karen has spent her entire working life with the housing department.

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-Stop trying to make me feel important!

-Karen, you are important.

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No, I'm not. In the grand scheme of things, I'm not.

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I'm just a number.

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Right.

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Today is what we call gas break-ins.

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Basically, we get a list sent through every week, every fortnight,

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with addresses that haven't allowed us in to get their

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gas servicing done.

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And, by law, we're required to do it,

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so these people have been sent three letters, now,

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and the third one, basically, saying, "You've not let us in,

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"so this is the last date, we're coming to do your service,

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"whether you like it or not, and if you're not there,

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"we're breaking in."

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Oh, this will be the talk of the steamie.

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-There we go, now.

-In!

-OK. I think the only

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thing that's hiding here is spiders.

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Hm... There is no fridge or anything.

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Right, "Best before, May 3rd 2015."

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Urgh...

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3rd March, maybe about three years ago.

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I'm just going to take the house back,

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because he's clearly not living here.

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-Right.

-Aye...

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There are 25,000 abandoned homes in Scotland,

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costing councils over £200 million a year in lost income.

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So, we're going to a property that has just terminated.

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The tenant has left and given us back the house,

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so we're going to have a little look.

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Oof... It's ripe, eh?

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Oh, jeezo!

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The tenant lived here for 22 years.

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This person was here with her son.

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She holds down a job and had...

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..a number of cats, apparently.

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Oh... Right, we'll go into the kitchen.

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Oh, my God!

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Urgh.

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Jesus Christ.

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You want to see the trays over there.

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Oh, my God.

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SHE GAGS

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-Karen?

-What?

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Brace yourself and watch your feet cos there's cat shit all over the stairs.

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It's horrific.

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HE GAGS

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Oh, dear.

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Right, mind over matter, now.

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That's what you have to do.

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-Are you all right?

-Aye.

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Jesus Christ! Oh, my God!

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-People crying out for houses.

-Yeah, I know.

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And then you have this.

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I know.

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The toilet is actually relatively clean, believe it or not.

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The bath isn't that bad, either.

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Clearly unused.

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Does this make you angry?

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Absolutely.

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Absolutely. Well, there, you've got to understand that

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we get a hard time as an authority, because we've got so much cutbacks

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and tightening our belts on providing services, et cetera.

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And then you come into something like this, which is so unnecessary,

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and we've got to plough thousands of pounds into getting this into a

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habitable home for somebody else and...

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I mean, this is... This is...

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..cat shit that I'm standing in.

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That's going to be stuck in my nose all day.

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JP is team leader for community learning and development,

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working with deprived communities.

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I've been a community education worker since 1992, so...

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24 years in June, it'll be.

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'And you've still got a sense of humour?'

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I hope so. I think so. I think it's very important.

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Without wanting to come over all David Brent,

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I think it is very important to have a sense of humour.

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It keeps things in perspective.

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And, at times, when things are a bit dark,

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to be able to have a little laugh, it's very useful.

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Today, JP is visiting Macedonia in Glenrothes,

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named after a former estate farm of the Countess of Rothes.

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Here, three quarters of the population are unemployed or on benefits.

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So, here we are, on the Glenwood shops, as it's called, in Macedonia.

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As you can see, it's pretty run down, really,

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and it could do with an injection of cash, and a bit of change.

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JP has just received £10,000 funding to launch

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a new community project.

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Macedonia is one of the most deprived areas in Glenrothes,

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and what we're going to try and do is, with a Starter For Ten,

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kick-start some community action and try and get people interested in

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their community, to make some changes.

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It's a shithole.

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What makes you say that, pal?

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Because I stay in there.

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-Do you?

-I just filled in a wee questionnaire.

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-Good.

-Was it called Starter For Ten?

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Yes.

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-Filled that in. They've got a grant for here.

-Yes.

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Well, that's what we're here for.

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-How long have you stayed here?

-I've just moved.

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-I've been out homeless and...

-Oh, right.

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I was homeless, as well, like. Just got that just in November.

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-From the outside, they look horrible.

-I know.

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-They need a lot doing on them. Come up, we'll show you.

-All right, then.

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Well, that's amazing.

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As you can see, they're nice, fresh flats.

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They've just been knocked through at the weekend, man.

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That was actually all right. But the door got kicked in.

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All the glass and that, man. That was fine.

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What's the whole point of this grant, then?

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-What yous...?

-Shall we sit down and talk?

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Is that all right? Cheers.

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-Aye.

-I'm glad you filled one in.

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The idea is for local people to say, well, "I live here. For me,

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"these are some of the problems that we'd like to see fixed."

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But to get involved in fixing them.

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So, if you say, "JP, we want £2,000 so we can paint all the interior corridors,

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"or the halls, or the landing,"

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we put it to a public vote and if people vote for it,

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you get the money to do it. So there's £10,000.

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We could go for that, like.

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Well, you would. But would the people?

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-I don't know.

-How did you manage to get the ten, then?

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-I asked the councillors for that.

-Just asked the council?

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I said, "I think it'll be a good idea. It'll get people interested."

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Rather than just say, "Oh, you'll have to form..."

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-Or I'll come in and spend 10,000 on the area.

-Give you something for...

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Just as you said, it's an area that needs it.

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It's good to see, actually, that stuff is going to be happening,

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getting done in areas like this.

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It would make a big difference if this flat, if these flats

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-were redone.

-Cleaned.

-Aye. And kept...

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Can you paint and decorate?

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-Aye. I'm a painter and decorator.

-Are you?

-Aye.

-Really?

-Really. Aye.

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So, if we costed it and got the paint and said,

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"We want a mural on the stairs, make them look more attractive..."

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-Aye. Aye.

-That's all right.

-I would do it.

-I would do it.

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-Cheers, Steve.

-Thanks, mate.

-Thanks a lot.

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You're very welcome.

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Wow. No, that's great, just the kind of thing you want to hear.

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Really good to meet the guys.

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The flats, interior-wise, are fine.

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But, externally and looking at this close, I mean,

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it's not attractive at all.

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It's almost scary for people.

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Yeah, if we can change some of that, that will be worth doing.

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Local people have some great ideas about making a difference and we

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want to be able to help them to do that rather than waiting on the

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council getting packages of funding here, there and everywhere.

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We can do some, maybe, quick-term fixes or quick fixes

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which make people feel just a little bit better about where they live.

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Me and Stephen have, like, basically wanted to do bits that's good for

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Macedonia because we stay here.

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We didn't want, like, the place getting a bad name when it's

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actually an all-right place.

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And if we had, obviously, the Starter For Ten money that's going

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into the community, the 10,000, that would well be enough to do

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these sort of things that the teenagers are wanting.

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Like a football cage and that.

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The Starter For Ten may be my Starter For Ten, aye.

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Helping me. Helping the community.

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As a result of nearly a decade of frozen council taxes,

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along with reduced central government funding,

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local authorities in Scotland are facing an estimated deficit of

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£1 billion over the next two years.

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In Fife, the man who has ultimate responsibility for managing the

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council budget is chief executive, Steve Grimmond.

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Morning. It's eight o'clock. We're just heading into the office

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to start the day ahead.

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Quite a lot going on today. A number of meetings. People to see.

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-Things to do.

-Things to do.

-Council to run.

-Council to run.

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No two days are the same.

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It can range, everything from working on issues from early years

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in education through to care of the elderly within the same 12 hours.

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Morning, Andrew. We're facing unprecedented levels of reduction in

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resource, of a scale and of an order that we've never had to look at before.

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It is a hugely daunting time in terms of the pressures on the

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reduction of public sector resources, but the real challenge

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and opportunity is how do you make that work?

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How do you make the radical changes that are necessary

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if we're going to be able to survive through the next 12 months?

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Today, it's Budget Day and Steve and his elected councillors must save

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around £88 million this year alone.

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And with the cuts comes 235 job losses

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and a prediction of up to 2,000 more in the next three years.

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One department safe from cuts is housing services.

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What do you mean, you were giving it to the landlord?

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Because if it's our property, we're the landlord.

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Otherwise, you're not going to get the suspension lifted on your application.

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Because it'll remain like that until there's further information to

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say that you don't have those arrears or you don't have those

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rechargeable repairs. All right?

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Every year, the council spend over £30 million on repairs,

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maintenance and bad debts.

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To stop the abandoned house lying empty and not bringing in rent,

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a clean-up operation has now been ordered, costing over £5,000.

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I love this job.

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HE GAGS

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How's that gag reflex coming on?

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Get in amongst it, eh?

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Get in amongst it, eh?

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Do you need a strong constitution for this?

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Just a wee bit.

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You get used to it, though. We get used to it.

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We get about eight of these a month, these bad ones with animal waste.

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But then you get other bad ones that's needles,

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lots of other bits and pieces.

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Oh! Oh!

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Cor...

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I hate the smelly cats, like.

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That's strong in there. The urine is unbelievable.

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How long will this take to clear up?

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About three days.

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Look what's on it.

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That's his lighter.

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Your favourite animal.

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Another area that's receiving investment is Pittenweem

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in the East Neuk, where a £2 million project is just getting started.

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This is our breakwater to protect our harbour.

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About two years ago, it was damaged in a storm to the extent

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that it was becoming unstable.

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So, they've underpinned it, sorted the sides of it and, I think,

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they're going to, kind of, level it off a bit.

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Because, obviously, it's dropped down a bit.

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I think some of it, about a foot.

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So, it has to be done to protect the harbour but also has to be done to

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stop the harbour being no use in the future.

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Jim has worked as the council's harbour master for six years.

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The council own all this, so they have to have a harbour master.

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We have two here because it's a commercial harbour and it's open

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from 12 minutes to seven in the morning until nine o'clock at night.

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So, we have two over that space of time.

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But you have to be here.

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You're kind of like looking after it for them, aren't you?

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Making sure everyone's all right.

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If there's any problems, we're like a hotline to

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headquarters up the road at Glenrothes.

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Pittenweem is the last commercial fishing harbour in Fife,

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bringing in over £3.5 million per year.

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So, out in the sea today, we've got Long Shout Venture Again.

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Saint Adrian, Harvest Moon and the Charisma.

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Not a lot. I think it's this time of year where the boats can't make up

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their mind whether to be on night shift or day shift.

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Hi, Maurice. How are you today?

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When the boats are on the night shift,

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that's when it's really busy because the prawn boats will come in in the

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morning and their guys go out in the morning, so you've got that.

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You've got to try and juggle it to keep them all happy.

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The creel boats have to get their bait before they go to the sea.

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The prawn boats come in to land their catch to go home.

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-So, that's it.

-So, are you like an air traffic stewardess?

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Yes. This way, this way.

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Brownie points if they behave.

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But boats are only part of the job.

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I'm not saying don't go up there but there's green, slide-y slate.

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If you slip on it, and go over there, that's me calling an ambulance.

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It's just for your own safety.

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I'm not telling you not to go up there but you could easily slip, hey.

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OK?

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'Hello there. I'm calling on behalf of my dad.

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'He's elderly and getting quite infirm now...'

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'Good morning. You're through to Craig. How can I help?

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'Hi, good morning.

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'I'm looking for a week's respite for my husband who's got dementia.'

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The council's Department of Health and Social Care works with 23,000

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residents a year at a cost of half a billion pounds.

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Diane is an occupational therapist in Glenrothes.

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We're heading off to assess this chap who's just come to light,

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in terms of rehousing.

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Actually, I don't know much about him at all other than he's sleeping

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on his sofa and he's actually been housebound, potentially, for a year.

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So, I'm really just going along here to meet him and do

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a basic assessment of his needs.

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-'Are you OK?'

-I'm getting there.

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I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

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I'll just go to the bathroom.

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I've got osteoarthritis of the lower spine.

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Deep-vein thrombosis, so I'm on warfarin.

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And my lungs are bit dodgy with emphysema.

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Whoever thought it was such hard work just to have a pish.

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HE GRIMACES IN PAIN

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Right. That's me.

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Oh!

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Fuck it! I'm needing a fag.

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You can keep filming if you like.

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It's legal.

0:23:510:23:52

You ever heard of a band called Motorhead?

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Right?

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And the guy that was the leader of the band, Lemmy.

0:24:010:24:06

On bass? You heard him? Right.

0:24:060:24:08

I watched a documentary on him.

0:24:080:24:12

Interviewer says, "You chain-smoke?"

0:24:120:24:14

"Yes." "And you drink a bottle of Jack Daniels a day, every day?"

0:24:140:24:19

He says, "My lungs are fine, my liver's fine. My heart's fine.

0:24:190:24:24

"My blood pressure's fine."

0:24:240:24:26

And the boy says, "How do you account for that?"

0:24:260:24:29

He says, "It's my fuck-you-ness."

0:24:300:24:33

The boy says, "What?" "It's my fuck-you-ness."

0:24:330:24:36

The doctor says to me, "Stop smoking."

0:24:360:24:38

I go, "Fuck you." "Stop drinking."

0:24:380:24:40

I go, "Fuck you."

0:24:400:24:41

And that's what's going to keep me alive for at least another couple of year.

0:24:430:24:49

MUSIC: Ace of Spades by Motorhead

0:24:490:24:51

Having just turned 60, Davey is now being considered for one of the

0:25:090:25:13

council's retirement homes.

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KNOCK AT THE DOOR

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MUSIC BLARES OUT

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Fife Council.

0:25:220:25:24

-Hi there.

-Hiya.

-How you doing?

0:25:270:25:29

-Hello!

-Did you remember we were all coming?

0:25:290:25:32

-Yes.

-And I'm Diane, the housing OT.

0:25:320:25:35

Occupational therapist?

0:25:360:25:38

That's it. Well done.

0:25:380:25:39

-Can I get a seat?

-Aye.

0:25:390:25:41

Do you want me just to sit here?

0:25:410:25:43

One of my colleagues in the office is considering you for Byron Court?

0:25:430:25:46

Are you aware of all that?

0:25:480:25:49

I've been mentioned that.

0:25:490:25:52

Not for me to refuse things that have been offered to me.

0:25:570:26:02

I don't want anything that's too much like an old people's home.

0:26:030:26:07

-No.

-No, thank you.

-I mean, I was a single man until I was 47-years-old.

0:26:070:26:12

-Were you?

-Yeah. My first marriage.

0:26:120:26:15

I was 47.

0:26:150:26:17

-Good grief.

-And my wife, was 27.

-That's a big age gap.

0:26:170:26:22

But we just had so much in common.

0:26:240:26:27

But there's a difference between her being 30 and me being 50

0:26:270:26:32

than her being 40 and me being 60.

0:26:320:26:35

Yes.

0:26:350:26:36

Could I, maybe, see you standing up?

0:26:380:26:40

So, you're quite tall, as well.

0:26:420:26:44

Just sit back down. That's fine.

0:26:490:26:53

Sit back down.

0:26:530:26:55

-My legs have gone.

-So, are we thinking, really,

0:26:590:27:02

it's going to have to be wheelchair suitable, wherever you move to?

0:27:020:27:06

-Because you're going to be using your chair in the house.

-Yes.

0:27:060:27:10

OK. We'll rule out Byron.

0:27:100:27:12

And we'll get you down for a sheltered bungalow,

0:27:120:27:16

or an ordinary bungalow, now that you're a pensioner.

0:27:160:27:19

Then we'll get you on your Harley.

0:27:200:27:22

-Thank you. See you later.

-Thanks, bye.

0:27:260:27:28

Cheerio.

0:27:280:27:29

If he's had a young wife and everything, then he is young.

0:27:310:27:34

He's not one of your older 60-year-olds.

0:27:340:27:38

Which I had the impression before I went.

0:27:380:27:41

20 years age gap!

0:27:410:27:45

In Macedonia, JP is hoping the community will come together to

0:27:470:27:50

discuss ideas for the Starter For Ten project.

0:27:500:27:53

So, we're now walking up to Macedonia play park, there.

0:27:550:27:59

That's all the council workers.

0:28:010:28:03

They're all out now because the BBC are about.

0:28:030:28:05

They get out and about there. They see that they're doing their job.

0:28:050:28:08

I've not seen somebody pick up litter on this

0:28:080:28:10

estate for many a year.

0:28:100:28:11

All right, lads. Tony, Scott?

0:28:160:28:18

Good, good. Welcome, everyone. Thanks for coming.

0:28:180:28:22

It's really good to see so many people here today.

0:28:220:28:25

What we've got is, just for everyone,

0:28:250:28:28

17th of February, we've booked a school,

0:28:280:28:31

we've got the school booked and what we want is to have a number of

0:28:310:28:34

projects that people can vote on.

0:28:340:28:36

The most common things people are saying is, bigger, better, new park.

0:28:360:28:42

Football cage, goals or pitch.

0:28:420:28:44

Bigger, better, new skate park.

0:28:450:28:48

Children, young people, family activities in the area.

0:28:480:28:51

Things for families to do.

0:28:510:28:52

Clean it up. Do you want to tell us about some of the things you thought

0:28:520:28:55

would be worth doing in the area?

0:28:550:28:58

I think we were discussing about just general mess of the flats.

0:28:580:29:01

Getting them redone.

0:29:010:29:05

It's a bit daunting, people walking in and they're a bit rundown.

0:29:050:29:08

Stop them getting raided every three weeks.

0:29:080:29:10

Windows getting smashed and stuff.

0:29:110:29:13

Teenagers coming to and from the school at lunchtime,

0:29:130:29:16

-drop litter everywhere.

-That's annoying.

0:29:160:29:19

We said, what if we said to the headteacher, £1,000,

0:29:190:29:23

if you sort it, you get to keep that £1,000.

0:29:230:29:26

Go up to Glenrothes, £1,000, get it sorted.

0:29:260:29:29

I'll sort it for £1,000.

0:29:290:29:31

Thank you, everyone. Seriously.

0:29:340:29:35

Thank you for your time. That's brilliant.

0:29:350:29:38

With a committed group of residents now on board,

0:29:380:29:41

JP has to reach the rest of the community.

0:29:410:29:43

Since 2012, Scottish councils have paid out over half a billion in

0:29:580:30:02

compensation for damages caused by potholes, with a new claim

0:30:020:30:07

lodged every 18 minutes.

0:30:070:30:08

Today, John and Ian from the roads maintenance department are in

0:30:130:30:16

Craigluscar, north of Dunfermline.

0:30:160:30:18

The whole road's needing done.

0:30:200:30:23

But we can only do so much.

0:30:230:30:25

We'll cut this one out.

0:30:330:30:34

Again, where the fuck do you stop?

0:30:370:30:40

In Fife, there was a £95 million backlog in road repairs.

0:30:410:30:46

Well, basically, the council can't afford to uplift every single road

0:30:460:30:51

and re-tar every bit. For two reasons, money they don't have.

0:30:510:30:55

Secondly, the manpower to do that.

0:30:550:30:57

If you were to think of all the roads, Dunfermline,

0:30:570:31:01

and Fife, Scotland, Britain, so it's down to the Government.

0:31:010:31:05

You'd need to issue a load of money and they would need to allow

0:31:050:31:10

the council to take more people on, basically.

0:31:100:31:15

This doesn't help either.

0:31:150:31:16

Big HGVs coming down small track roads like this.

0:31:160:31:20

And you can see, exactly what's happening. Squashing the tar out.

0:31:200:31:24

There's a good chance we can do this and one of them will come down and

0:31:260:31:28

take it all out.

0:31:280:31:29

Bit frustrating, aye.

0:31:320:31:34

We'd love to fill every pothole that you can see.

0:31:360:31:38

We can't. Because we've got to go to different locations and the fact

0:31:380:31:42

that we don't have enough tar to do what everybody wants.

0:31:420:31:44

There's been budget cuts for the last three years.

0:31:480:31:50

Like I say, the council's not taking any people on and then we've got all

0:31:500:31:54

these cuts coming up. Then we'll just see how it goes.

0:31:540:31:59

You're a bit of a politician!

0:31:590:32:01

Aye. If only. Do you reckon I should be the new gaffer of the council?

0:32:030:32:09

No ifs, no buts, no public sector cuts!

0:32:140:32:17

No ifs, no buts, no public sector cuts!

0:32:170:32:21

After an eight-hour meeting, a new budget is agreed.

0:32:210:32:24

With it, brings a £5 million cut to health and social care,

0:32:270:32:31

a £1 million cut to road maintenance and staff reductions.

0:32:310:32:34

To some extent, we've got a perfect storm,

0:32:360:32:38

which is we're facing the largest cash reduction,

0:32:380:32:43

the biggest gap that we've ever faced.

0:32:430:32:46

It's not easy.

0:32:470:32:48

I absolutely understand the anxiety that there is within the

0:32:490:32:54

organisation because moving to a model going forward

0:32:540:32:59

where we deliver services differently,

0:32:590:33:02

almost certainly means delivering those services with fewer staff.

0:33:020:33:06

Fife has 2,500 specially adapted council houses.

0:33:140:33:17

Diane is looking at one for Davey that has just come

0:33:200:33:23

back onto the system.

0:33:230:33:25

How long do you think it's going to be?

0:33:320:33:34

Do you know? It doesn't look like there's much needing done.

0:33:340:33:38

So, the first thing I'm looking at is the access.

0:33:390:33:42

And, obviously, that's the back door.

0:33:430:33:45

And there is only one step.

0:33:450:33:47

The other thing I'm looking at, are the width of the doors to make sure

0:33:480:33:52

that it's suitable, either for a wheelchair or a walking aid.

0:33:520:33:55

I mean, it's in good decor. It's a lovely property.

0:33:550:33:59

You could actually move right into this.

0:33:590:34:00

-Are you filming that plumber, or are you filming me?

-You.

0:34:070:34:09

Me looking at the plumber's bum?

0:34:090:34:12

Builder's bum!

0:34:150:34:16

That a perk of the job.

0:34:170:34:19

Oh, dear God.

0:34:210:34:22

Hello, Davey.

0:34:240:34:25

Listen, we've been to have a look at a bungalow that I think will be

0:34:260:34:31

suitable for you.

0:34:310:34:33

Aye, I think it would be good for you.

0:34:330:34:35

Nice kitchen and it's nicely decorated.

0:34:350:34:38

We'll nip round and have a chat with you, anyway, if that's OK?

0:34:390:34:42

It's a wee surprise for you today.

0:34:540:34:55

Can I sit down. Is that all right?

0:34:560:34:59

So, I really would like you to consider the Methil Brae one.

0:34:590:35:03

Any garden at all?

0:35:030:35:04

No, erm... No.

0:35:060:35:08

But you're not going to be able to do a garden.

0:35:090:35:11

And it's not sheltered?

0:35:110:35:13

No. Methil Brae isn't. No.

0:35:130:35:15

What I would suggest to you, I don't know timescales because, as I say,

0:35:160:35:19

I don't allocate but you might not get a long time to move.

0:35:190:35:23

I'm going to need to start selling stuff because I've got a whole load

0:35:230:35:26

of gardening tools.

0:35:260:35:27

Right. You can look in the back bedroom first.

0:35:320:35:34

Want me to open the door for you there or can you manage?

0:35:340:35:36

Actually, it's not bad at all, Davey, to be honest.

0:35:390:35:41

Because you've got it already in boxes.

0:35:410:35:43

You'd be able to just, even, lift these boxes and you could take

0:35:430:35:47

it with you and sort it out when you're there.

0:35:470:35:50

I think, if you're organised, a man and a van,

0:35:500:35:54

you'll get this done in an hour.

0:35:540:35:56

So, actually, I'm quite impressed.

0:35:560:35:58

I don't think it's going to be too difficult.

0:35:580:36:00

-You have done a lot of work.

-Aye.

0:36:000:36:04

I know. It's quite sad, really.

0:36:070:36:08

I was hoping to get a wee bit of garden.

0:36:080:36:12

Getting back to growing pot plants.

0:36:120:36:15

I mean, house plants.

0:36:150:36:17

I don't mean pot plants.

0:36:170:36:19

-Right?

-No. Because you'll get evicted.

0:36:200:36:23

We've gone to all this extreme to get you a house.

0:36:230:36:25

I'll go to jail!

0:36:250:36:28

Right! Tatty-bye.

0:36:280:36:30

-Thanks, Diane.

-See you soon. Aye, cheerio.

0:36:320:36:34

BIRD SQUAWKS

0:36:370:36:38

What's that, Charlie? What is it, Charlie?

0:36:380:36:43

We're going to be moving.

0:36:430:36:46

Two weeks later, and without viewing the bungalow,

0:36:500:36:53

Davey has declined the offer.

0:36:530:36:55

People expect there to be lots and lots of properties and there aren't.

0:36:560:37:01

It's hard to say to them,

0:37:010:37:02

it's not like an estate agents where we've got lots to show you.

0:37:020:37:07

It's very rare that a bungalow will be returned to stock and you could

0:37:070:37:12

wait for months, for years, and sometimes

0:37:120:37:15

I don't think people believe us because, well,

0:37:150:37:18

they've been offered something.

0:37:180:37:20

It's just taking that risk of how long you'd have to wait for

0:37:200:37:24

something suitable.

0:37:240:37:25

Hello, Davey!

0:37:320:37:34

-All right?

-Hello, it's Diane.

0:37:340:37:36

-Aye, come on up.

-Is that OK?

-Aye.

0:37:360:37:39

What are we going to do, then? What are you thinking?

0:37:420:37:44

Well, I have already told you, I'm declining the offer.

0:37:440:37:48

I just don't want that particular...

0:37:480:37:49

Right. Right.

0:37:490:37:51

That's fine, what's putting you off that one?

0:37:510:37:54

Is it the lack of garden?

0:37:540:37:56

That's one of the things. Look, I've been making some notes.

0:37:570:38:01

-Good.

-Gas central heating and gas cooker because when I asked you the

0:38:010:38:06

last time, can I take my gas cooker with me? You said you didn't know.

0:38:060:38:11

If there's electric cooker, is that a deal-breaker?

0:38:110:38:13

-No.

-Or...

-I'm not wanting an electric cooker.

0:38:130:38:16

-Right, that's fine.

-It has got to be a gas cooker.

0:38:160:38:18

-That's fine.

-Then I've got...

0:38:180:38:20

Now, this is a vital one. You might think I'm being trivial

0:38:210:38:28

but I'm on Sky and unlimited broadband.

0:38:280:38:34

Now, I rely on my internet access.

0:38:340:38:37

No, you can get Sky at your expense.

0:38:370:38:40

You know, you'd have to pay for it to be relocated.

0:38:400:38:43

-I understand that.

-Sky wouldn't be a problem.

0:38:430:38:45

But, I mean, I can't be without my broadband.

0:38:450:38:48

No. Will we see how long it takes because...?

0:38:480:38:51

-I don't care how long it takes.

-Right, you're not in a great rush.

0:38:510:38:53

I have been struggling here for getting on for three years and managing.

0:38:530:38:59

Right? And if I've got struggle on for a bit longer, I don't care.

0:38:590:39:03

-Yeah, that is fine.

-I'm no in a rush.

0:39:030:39:06

-That's fine.

-OK.

-Right. Be good.

0:39:060:39:08

-Can't be good, be careful.

-Be careful.

0:39:100:39:11

Aye, I knew you were going to say that.

0:39:110:39:13

That's what my granny used to say to me.

0:39:130:39:15

I know, I know. It's a sure fine saying, though.

0:39:150:39:19

-Right, tatty-bye.

-Right, then.

0:39:190:39:20

-Thanks, Diane.

-No bother.

0:39:200:39:23

-Cheerio.

-See you later. Cheerio.

0:39:230:39:25

Davey now joins a waiting list of 4,000 people

0:39:250:39:29

needing an adapted house.

0:39:290:39:30

I just get the feeling he doesn't want to move,

0:39:370:39:39

that he's quite happy where he is...

0:39:390:39:41

..stuck upstairs.

0:39:440:39:45

Maybe not how we'd want to live but I think, for him, that's better.

0:39:450:39:50

I don't give a fucking shit what some people might think.

0:39:510:39:55

It's what I want and if they can't deliver, I'll stay here.

0:39:580:40:02

In Macedonia, eight projects have now been shortlisted

0:40:070:40:10

for Starter For Ten.

0:40:100:40:11

Glenwood's housing officer, Stacey,

0:40:110:40:14

is hoping that painting the flats will win.

0:40:140:40:17

Today's the day where we're looking for the community to come and vote

0:40:170:40:22

for potential projects and one of the potential projects that we've

0:40:220:40:27

got for today, is to have the stairwells

0:40:270:40:29

in the block of flats painted.

0:40:290:40:31

Now, they're particularly bad, I have said this before,

0:40:310:40:35

the block itself isn't the best to look at and I think it would be a

0:40:350:40:39

great thing if we could get these stairwells painted.

0:40:390:40:41

However, I need to have the tenants on board and I really need them

0:40:410:40:46

to be there and to support, because if we don't get the votes for it,

0:40:460:40:50

it's not going to get done. So that is what I'm going to try to persuade

0:40:500:40:53

today. Work my charm. We'll see.

0:40:530:40:56

-Hi! Is this your house?

-Yes.

0:40:570:40:59

Sorry. You've maybe never met me before but I'm actually the new

0:40:590:41:02

housing officer for the Macedonia area.

0:41:020:41:04

We were trying to identify possible projects to improve the

0:41:040:41:09

Macedonia area and one of the things that was mentioned, was having the

0:41:090:41:13

stairwells painted and cleared, cleaned and all painted.

0:41:130:41:16

Waste of time.

0:41:160:41:20

Oh, hi there.

0:41:200:41:21

It's Jim from the council and this is my colleague, Stacey.

0:41:210:41:23

-I've met you before.

-She's the neighbourhood housing officer...

0:41:250:41:29

-Oh, right.

-..for the whole of Macedonia.

0:41:290:41:30

-I noticed some things on the list.

-Yes.

0:41:300:41:33

And one of them was painting this.

0:41:330:41:35

-I wouldn't bother.

-Oh, God, everyone keeps saying that.

0:41:350:41:38

I wouldn't, honestly, don't.

0:41:380:41:40

It is a waste of money.

0:41:400:41:41

-People...

-Do you not think we should at least try?

-No.

0:41:410:41:45

It's quite sad and I think... I had this discussion with my colleagues

0:41:470:41:51

yesterday and obviously I am quite a new housing officer to this block

0:41:510:41:58

and I'm quite keen to at least try and do my bit to improve it but,

0:41:580:42:03

I mean, that's the first two tenants that we've spoken to there

0:42:030:42:07

and they've both said they don't see the point of painting the

0:42:070:42:10

stairwells because no-one cares about this block.

0:42:100:42:12

It is an area, it's certainly had its...

0:42:120:42:15

Seen the nasty side of what can happen and with services.

0:42:150:42:19

That's it. And, you know what?

0:42:190:42:21

If there is any place that is crying out for a bit of TLC,

0:42:210:42:24

this is one of them.

0:42:240:42:25

After months of planning,

0:42:280:42:30

the community will now decide which projects they want.

0:42:300:42:33

You get a red heart and a pink heart, all right?

0:42:380:42:40

On the boards when you go in, there are different projects that we're

0:42:400:42:43

looking to, as possibilities to do in the Macedonia area, OK?

0:42:430:42:46

There you go. All right? OK, thanks for coming.

0:42:460:42:51

£10,000 isn't going to be enough to fix Macedonia or the problems round

0:42:560:43:01

here, it's not enough.

0:43:010:43:03

Right, ladies and gentlemen, you have the results.

0:43:050:43:10

Thank you.

0:43:100:43:11

The first winner with the highest votes went to the green gym

0:43:110:43:16

which is going to cost £4,000.

0:43:160:43:18

The goalposts, that is £1,000.

0:43:180:43:21

The community planting project, that's £1,300.

0:43:220:43:26

And painting the stairwell, £300, that is in the Glenwood centre.

0:43:260:43:33

So thank you very much for voting and these projects will go ahead in

0:43:330:43:36

the very near future.

0:43:360:43:38

APPLAUSE

0:43:380:43:40

My flats are getting painted!

0:43:450:43:46

-So is that a sign?

-That is a sign of the love in the community of

0:43:480:43:51

Macedonia and a sign of things to come.

0:43:510:43:54

I am hoping that in six months' time,

0:43:540:43:56

this whole place will be filled with love hearts.

0:43:560:43:59

And we'll all love each other and we'll all hug it out.

0:43:590:44:02

Four weeks later and work begins on the Glenwood flats.

0:44:090:44:13

It looks cleaner already.

0:44:150:44:16

Aye, we've been... Cleaned and everything today.

0:44:160:44:20

Hiya. How's it looking, Raymond?

0:44:200:44:24

It's just freshened up the place, it's really good.

0:44:240:44:26

-Yes.

-That's much better already.

0:44:260:44:28

-Have you noticed the difference?

-Yes.

0:44:290:44:33

Just kept going. Ignored.

0:44:330:44:35

You didn't mention it the other day, did you, no?

0:44:350:44:39

He's got a bad back, he said, mind.

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I think they'll get that finished in the middle and realise how much a

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waste of time it was doing it in the first place

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because it's going to be like that again in a week.

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We won the project, it's not a project, it's a start,

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it's about getting engaged with people.

0:45:060:45:08

I know it sounds really naff but it's about working with people,

0:45:080:45:11

local people working together.

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That's what we're trying to make happen because, you know,

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the council is going to have less money in future and I think the more

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people who are involved in their own communities,

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the better they can make it.

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In Fife, bin collection times are from 6.30am to nine at night.

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Hi-ho, hi-ho, off to work we go.

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Go and see the posh people.

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Between them, Ronnie and Craig have been on the bins for 30 years.

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Do you like it round here?

0:45:590:46:01

-What's that?

-Do you like it around here?

-Oh, aye.

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I would buy that one if I had the money.

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That's my house. That, right there.

0:46:110:46:14

Yeah, one day.

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Satisfaction.

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-Job satisfaction.

-Job satisfaction we get.

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We're making sure the town isnae a complete shithole.

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Because, let's be honest, without us, it would be.

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Every year, the council spend £10 million disposing of household waste.

0:46:460:46:50

Bucky bottles in them bins and it's wine bottles

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in the fucking posh bins.

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It's a different class of wine, bro.

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Fucking Lambrini.

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Lambrini's all right.

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The council are now trialling a three weekly and the UK's first-ever

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monthly collections to encourage recycling and reduce landfill costs.

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Today, they're in Markinch.

0:47:130:47:15

It's the guinea pigs, if you like.

0:47:160:47:19

Where we go, everybody else follows, I think.

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Whether that's right or wrong is another question.

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The council are hoping to roll out one of the schemes across the region.

0:47:300:47:33

To be honest, if I was doing it, just do the four-week system

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and that is it.

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That's it done. Once people get used to it,

0:47:380:47:42

it should never change again.

0:47:420:47:44

-Is this a money thing, do you think?

-It's always about money now.

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With just over half of all household waste recycled,

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the council is hoping to reach a target of 70%

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within the next decade.

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There will come a time when there won't be any landfill at all.

0:48:040:48:08

It'll be recycled, it'll all be...

0:48:080:48:11

..burnt or something because I think there's a European directive

0:48:130:48:17

that we've got to stop putting waste into landfill sites.

0:48:170:48:22

So, this is us spearheading the fight towards it, I would say.

0:48:230:48:30

Fucking hell, it's brand-new.

0:48:340:48:35

-Really?

-They paid some money for that.

0:48:370:48:40

Easy one, easy.

0:48:410:48:44

Someone's paid, what? 300, 400 quid for that.

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And we're about to turn it into three or four quids' worth.

0:48:500:48:54

Oh, the brakes are on.

0:48:540:48:55

How much rubbish is that? Is that one day, is that one week?

0:49:050:49:08

Couple of days' worth, probably.

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Two days' worth, maybe. 100, 150 tonnes, probably, I think.

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Six weeks after Davey refused a bungalow,

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occupational therapist Diane is on her way to see him.

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Right, fantastic news.

0:49:580:50:00

A lovely wee bungalow has just come back and it's for him.

0:50:000:50:05

He's going to be able to be independent,

0:50:050:50:08

he can get out to the shops, he can get out for a boogie in his

0:50:080:50:12

garden for a barbecue in the summer if he wants it.

0:50:120:50:17

Today, Davey is going to view the adapted bungalow.

0:50:220:50:26

Good morning.

0:50:260:50:28

Santa Claus has been.

0:50:280:50:30

Oh, that looks like a handy thing.

0:50:300:50:32

I've tried to make it as high as I could.

0:50:320:50:34

Living on the first floor of a maisonette,

0:50:370:50:39

Davey has been housebound for over a year.

0:50:390:50:41

There's no assistance to get people out of houses when they're housebound.

0:50:500:50:55

We usually have to ask family, so it's really good that he's going

0:50:550:51:00

to be able to do it himself.

0:51:000:51:02

Just steady yourself.

0:51:060:51:07

Get the oxygen back to your brain.

0:51:080:51:10

-It's no my brain, it's my legs.

-Is it warm up there?

0:51:110:51:14

Oh, look at you whizzing.

0:51:170:51:20

Oh, this is all right, this.

0:51:200:51:21

-Look at you.

-Right, Charlie, I'm going out for a wee while.

0:51:210:51:25

You look after the house for me.

0:51:250:51:27

-Be a good boy.

-Girl.

0:51:270:51:29

-Girl.

-Right.

0:51:290:51:30

-Right, have you got it?

-I'll just hold on to this.

0:51:300:51:33

And then I can...

0:51:330:51:34

-I'm not going to fall.

-No, you're fine.

0:51:340:51:37

Just concentrate.

0:51:370:51:39

I tell you what I will do, stay there,

0:51:390:51:41

I will sort your laces because if you stand on your lace.

0:51:410:51:43

The last time a woman tied my laces I was five years old

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going to primary school.

0:51:490:51:51

You just think how lucky you are having me.

0:51:540:51:58

-Oh, forgive me.

-Aye, get lost. Right, come on.

0:52:000:52:04

That's over and above the call of duty, get down the stairs.

0:52:050:52:09

-Do you want me to hold your other arm?

-No.

0:52:120:52:15

You're going to see me as I am, all right?

0:52:160:52:20

That's it.

0:52:200:52:21

Take your time, just have a rest any time you need it.

0:52:230:52:25

My feet are sore, my legs are sore.

0:52:290:52:31

Are they? Concentrate on going down the stairs.

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Can you imagine me trying to get out of here in an emergency?

0:52:350:52:38

Leave my wind, missus.

0:52:400:52:41

-You're doing really well.

-Christ, that's a cold wind.

0:52:430:52:46

-It is, it's freezing. Do you want zipped up?

-No.

-Right.

0:52:460:52:51

-All right?

-Aye.

0:52:580:53:00

-I have made it.

-What we'll do,

0:53:000:53:02

you'll get a wee seat in my car until the taxi comes.

0:53:020:53:05

-No.

-Moving to this here...

0:53:050:53:08

-No.

-No?

0:53:080:53:10

We could be standing for ages.

0:53:100:53:12

Are you sure you don't want a seat?

0:53:120:53:14

Look. Listen.

0:53:150:53:16

-I pay my council tax, you work...

-I'll say nothing more.

0:53:170:53:22

You work for me. I pay your wages.

0:53:220:53:24

Seeing him walking down those stairs...

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That was, I would never, in my wildest dreams, have thought

0:53:310:53:35

he could've done that today. I mean, I'm sure his new walker has given

0:53:350:53:39

him a lot of confidence because when we first filmed him,

0:53:390:53:42

he had nothing to hold on to.

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But that was amazing.

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And good for his confidence, too.

0:53:460:53:48

Oh, right. All right? Cheers, Tom. Cheers.

0:53:500:53:54

Davey, are you going to manage to walk because it is up here?

0:53:540:53:57

-I'm coming.

-Will I get a wheelchair?

-No.

-Are you sure?

0:53:570:54:02

-Are you all right?

-Nice?

0:54:020:54:06

You are doing really well, you'll get a seat in here when we get in.

0:54:060:54:09

Stop bossing me about, missus.

0:54:090:54:11

You'll like it, don't you tell me you don't like it.

0:54:110:54:13

Get in here, you will have a seat.

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I will let you open the door to make sure you can open it.

0:54:150:54:17

-Oh, this is the living room, is it?

-It will be.

0:54:220:54:25

I take it that's an electric fire?

0:54:260:54:29

Well, we'll do that in a minute.

0:54:290:54:31

Do you want to have just a wee seat the now?

0:54:310:54:34

Have a wee seat on this perching stool.

0:54:340:54:35

Are you sure? Right.

0:54:350:54:37

The housing officer does all that with you.

0:54:370:54:40

-Right.

-All I'm really here today is to make sure that it is suitable for you.

0:54:400:54:44

It's a fine big bedroom.

0:54:440:54:46

So have a look at the wardrobes first.

0:54:460:54:48

Remember and take your walker with you. Don't lean.

0:54:480:54:52

Right, come and see the piece de resistance.

0:54:520:54:56

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

0:54:560:54:59

-Dropped my gloves.

-Oh!

0:55:000:55:02

Look at this.

0:55:020:55:03

Brilliant.

0:55:050:55:06

Absolutely brilliant.

0:55:070:55:08

I have brought a toilet frame here just to try it if you wouldn't mind today.

0:55:080:55:12

Because you obviously struggled a wee bit to get on and off the

0:55:120:55:16

toilet in your own house.

0:55:160:55:17

No, I didn't. I think I have still got one of these in my house.

0:55:170:55:21

Have you? Where?

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It's one of the cupboards someplace.

0:55:230:55:25

Bastard. I don't like these fucking things.

0:55:250:55:28

Sorry. It doesn't even fit properly.

0:55:280:55:30

Just want a fucking...

0:55:300:55:32

I just want a lavvy pan, I don't want any of these fucking things.

0:55:330:55:36

But that, just for the purposes of my job...

0:55:360:55:40

Oh, right. It's ideal to get you on and off the toilet safely.

0:55:400:55:45

-Yes.

-Yes. Of course it is.

-Yes.

-Thank you.

0:55:450:55:47

-So what are you thinking?

-I think this is brilliant.

0:55:500:55:52

-Where do I sign?

-Well, remember it is not ready yet,

0:55:520:55:56

it is still just about to go under repair.

0:55:560:56:00

-Aye.

-Come on, we'll go through to the living room and have a chat

0:56:000:56:02

rather than standing in the bathroom.

0:56:020:56:05

I'm no wanting to be gazumped.

0:56:050:56:07

No, you won't be, honestly, it will be yours.

0:56:070:56:10

I am chuffed to bits.

0:56:240:56:25

Yes, it's perfect for me.

0:56:260:56:29

Absolutely perfect. Diane has done a brilliant job.

0:56:290:56:33

Better than I could have ever hoped for.

0:56:340:56:36

It'll be a cracking house-warming party.

0:56:480:56:50

This lady, when we came in to see her, we discovered that she had

0:57:000:57:04

bypassed her meter and normally it's a criminal offence.

0:57:040:57:09

Excuse me. We're from the council and you've been caught on CCTV

0:57:090:57:13

throwing your cigarette end down.

0:57:130:57:15

-Right, yes.

-Right, the fixed penalty notice is £80.

0:57:150:57:18

-Right.

-Well, I'm having to sleep with a baseball bat next to my bed.

0:57:180:57:22

I didn't want to be sitting on the toilet doing a shit

0:57:220:57:25

and my door goes in and I haven't got a piece next to me,

0:57:250:57:28

do you know what I mean?

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