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Farming is a risky business.

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And when it's time to make money, the stakes are high.

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30,000.

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Thainstone Mart - one of Europe's biggest livestock markets.

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If you want perfection, there it is.

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That is some machine.

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Brrrr.

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Sheep, cattle and machinery

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auctioned to the highest bidder, day in, day out.

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Farmers spend months getting ready for their big sales day...

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You full brute.

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..and buyers need nerves of steel to bag the bargains.

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Folk can easily get carried away.

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It's a bit of an adrenaline thing, bidding.

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Fortunes can be made and dreams can be dashed...

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..all in the blink of an eye.

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Always expect the unexpected, eh?

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Welcome to...

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The mart's hitting the road this time.

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What do you think they're worth?

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Auctioneer Colin Slessor is catching up with an old friend.

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Well, if you get that, I'll dance at your silver wedding.

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AUCTIONEER CRIES

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Charlie Morrison does his best to build up the pension pot

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for retiring farmers Gordon and Lorna Hector.

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Oh, a big crowd today.

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As long as there's plenty of money, that's the main thing.

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Stand!

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And an obstreperous bull gives his handler a hard time.

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Will he behave himself in the ring?

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BULL LOWS

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Thainstone Mart...

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With annual sales in excess of £100 million

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and more than 5,000 members,

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this co-operative is right at the heart of Scotland's rural economy.

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It's late November, but festive preparations

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start early at Thainstone.

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There's no party for yard supervisor Robbie Cruickshank, though,

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as he's getting ready for the Christmas Classic -

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a showcase for some of the best livestock in Scotland.

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All different types of animals are going in the pens,

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like the pedigree bulls and the fat stock and...

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..the pedigree sheep.

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With pens full of premium livestock to prepare for,

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the last thing Robbie needs is a burst pipe.

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But that's exactly what he's got.

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That pipe's burst.

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We'll have to shut off the water.

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Robbie and assistant Charlie need to turn the water off.

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That's the pump shut off.

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Now...

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This thread is going, but...

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With hundreds of animals due to be hosed down and spruced up,

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ready for the sale, Robbie can't afford for the water

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to be off for long.

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See what I can do there.

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The kind of unexpected things coming in your path.

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It just makes your day more interesting.

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Interesting is one word for it.

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With the beasts stacking up...

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..turning the water off

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is only the first step towards solving the problem.

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Away from the mart, head sheep auctioneer Colin Slessor

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is on his way to Perthshire to visit an old friend...

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Finlay McIntire.

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Back a whiley ago, when I seen him,

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I thought the first figure would be an eight.

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The pair worked together for nearly eight years at Thainstone,

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before Finlay left, a year ago,

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to manage the estate near Kinloch Rannoch,

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where he grew up.

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Look here! Look! Come in about here now.

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I was born and raised here, my father was born in the glen here,

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my grandfather. It's a once-in-a-lifetime, for me,

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opportunity to come back home.

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Take your time!

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Finlay wants Colin to sell 80 of his Blackface lambs.

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It's a rare chance for the pair to catch up...

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But Finlay's never been at the mercy of Colin's valuation before.

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-How're you getting on?

-Welcome to the wilds, Colin.

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Jeepers creepers, good to see you, boy.

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Good to see you, too. Are you keeping well?

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I'm fine, aye. Yourself?

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Och, just wearing away.

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I've been up here. I was up here on holiday many years ago,

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I think. I stayed at the Dunalastair Hotel.

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They mind of you, like.

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They said when you were here, to go back

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-and just get that bill paid.

-You're kidding on.

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-The slate's still there.

-There's nae...

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I've paid my bill. Dinnae start.

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What are we here to see? Your puckle lambs?

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They're doon in this... The field doon the bottom side here.

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You're the opinion that counts here.

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Well, it's no my opinion, it's the buyers' opinion,

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you know that better than most.

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It's like being on telly here,

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-One Man And His Dog.

-Come by.

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She's away.

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HE WHISTLES

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They're looking a bit sorry, today.

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They've had a couple of days of hard weather.

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-Yeah, they're decent sheep.

-They should be all right.

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You'll be getting carried away like you used to be.

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There, Colin. See what you think they're worth.

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What they're worth, that's the million-dollar question.

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What do I usually do? I usually write on the price on here, don't I?

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I know, yes. I've not seen that done for about a year now.

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Well, that's your fault for leaving.

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I've wrote a price on my hand, and we'll see how far apart we are.

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I would hope... Somewhere maybe £42 to £45.

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Oh! Hold me up, hold me up.

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I'm feeling a wee bit... I'm feeling a wee bit wobbly at the knees.

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I've gone a wee bit too high, I think.

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Well, if you get that, I'll dance at your silver wedding.

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Finlay's all smiles at Colin's valuation of his sheep.

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-Good to see you, too.

-Nae bother.

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-Take care.

-You travel safe. Aye. Will do.

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But there's a lot riding

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on his return to the Thainstone auction ring.

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I'm looking forward to getting some money in for my employers.

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You only get one chance to sell them,

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and, hopefully, it'll turn them out and they'll take folks' eye.

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We'll just have to wait and see.

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We're in the hands of the men that know better then me what'll happen.

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Aye, it'd be like you to back off!

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In Aberdeenshire, the mart's Charlie Morrison has arrived.

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He's at this farm in Auchnagatt to prepare

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for a very different kind of sale.

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She likes her wee birds.

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So do you!

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Newlyweds Gordon and Lorna Hector, they only married last year,

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are retiring and selling up.

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They're getting ready for a roup.

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I just came in one day and said to Lorna, "I'm fed up of this.

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I want to stop. I've just made up my mind I'd like to stop."

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Gordon's giving up his lease,

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and called in Charlie to sell everything

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accumulated on the farm over the last 40 years.

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Mower, baler.

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-Baler. Combine last.

-Combine last, combine last.

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It's up to Charlie to bring in as much money as he can

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for each of the lots.

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Everything from anvils and road signs to tractors.

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Hope we get enough pennies for it.

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Hope to get 20 grand plus, hopefully.

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The tractor is only seven years old,

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but some lots have a bit more history attached.

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Well, this is another old-fashioned bit of equipment.

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It's for making cheese.

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I mind my mother... I've screwed this at home when I was in there,

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when I was awa' back when I was a wee boy.

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She put the cheese in below,

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and then you screwed it and lifted the weight on top.

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I wasn't just particularly wanting to sell it,

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but Charlie kind of twisted my arm.

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It'll be down to Charlie to get a good price.

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Gordon and Lorna Hector are relying on him.

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But he's never less than confident.

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It's going to be a big roup due to...

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..good machinery...

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..and popularity.

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Gordon's very popular.

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Definitely. Time will tell, but I think I'm richt.

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In fact, I ken I'm richt.

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At Thainstone, preparations for the Christmas Classic are on hold

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as Robbie Cruickshank tries to get the water back on.

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Hundreds of dirty animals and their owners are depending on it.

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Are you needing to wash and manure for these here?

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I think Jim's needs a wee wash and manure.

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Is it cold water or hot water you're needing?

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But with a plumber on the way to fix the broken pipe,

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a workaround is required.

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We'll switch it off at the wash main line and then leaving it...

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the bit for inside the boiler on so they can wash the cattle.

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That's all right.

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The water's back on, and the cattle can be washed

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and made ready for the Christmas Classic.

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That's his shower gel he's putting onto him.

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Get him all sweetened up.

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Just like yourself on a Saturday night, try and look your best.

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For Robbie, it's all in a morning's work.

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It's better if you can put your hand to anything, really,

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that's kind of the job here, like, you have to multitask a bit.

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I don't like to be stuck to one line job.

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Going into a factory would be no use to me.

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Preparing for the Christmas Classic at the farm in Fochabers

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are Laura Green and Simmental bull...

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..Guinness.

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They get used to it, they know what it's about.

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They know they get outside, stretch their legs.

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So I think they probably quite enjoy it.

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Laura's training him for the show ring,

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getting him used to being led around on a rope.

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We can walk him round by hand.

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It's just that bit more security -

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so if he was to get a spook in the field, he can't run away from me.

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Laura's been looking after 20-month-old Guinness

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since he was born.

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He's just a day old in this photograph,

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so he's grown up a lot since then.

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He certainly has! Tipping the scales at over a ton,

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Guinness is going to be sold at the Christmas Classic.

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Good boy. Good boy.

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Laura hopes he'll achieve a better price

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if he takes a prize in the pedigree bull show.

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But he's never been in the show ring before.

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You've just got to learn to stay calm.

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You can't afford to get nervous when you're handling such an animal

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that could pick up on it.

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That's the last thing you want to do is make the bull nervous.

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You've got to act confident around them

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and just go canny with them.

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Laura looks after Guinness for her cattle breeder dad Ian.

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Hi, Laura. How are you getting on?

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-Fine.

-Good. Is he behaving?

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Yeah.

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He's a hard taskmaster and expects high standards

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in the ring from Guinness. And Laura.

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-Good boy.

-OK, walk on with him.

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Good boy. Come on, then.

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Good boy.

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Ian's looking for around £4,000 for Guinness

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when he goes under the hammer at the Christmas Classic.

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I think you've just about done all you can do, Laura.

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-Yeah.

-It'll be down to the auctioneer now.

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I think he's getting a bit fed up of this.

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There's thousands of pounds riding on the outcome,

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but Laura won't know until she gets there

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if Guinness will be good for HER on his first trip into the show ring.

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Good boy. Come on.

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A new day at the mart...

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And with 3,500 sheep and lambs to be sold, it's going to be a busy one.

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In ring two, Colin Slessor is well into his stride

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as former colleague Finlay McIntyre arrives.

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73. 73...

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Finlay's more used to auctioning sheep from the box.

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But today, he's selling 80 lambs from the estate farm

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he's been running for the last year.

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Last night, I went to bed

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and I just had to worry about getting 80 lambs sold,

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not 1,080 lambs or 2,080 lambs.

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But you miss it, too, like.

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The pressure is still on Finlay, though.

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He's got the boss to keep happy,

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and a good price for his Blackface lambs will do that.

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A price that's dependent on Colin in the box now.

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No, thank you. No, you'll manage just fine.

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OK. Good lambs coming in - Dunalastair.

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The 79 lambs are being sold in two lots.

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-That's a cracking pen.

-But who's estimate will they reach?

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Finlay's of £45 a head or Colin's of £47?

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43, 44, 45,

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46, 47.

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47. 47.

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I'll take 50. 48 bid.

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48 bid. 50. 49 bid.

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49.50. At £49.50.

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-I'll sell them, sir?

-Yes.

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49.50. Anybody else?

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Wave out. I don't want to miss you.

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Finlay wouldn't let me live it down.

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49.50.

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£49.50.

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Colin Simpson.

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A fantastic start - £49.50 a head.

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That's better than either of them predicted.

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Look at this, boys. What a show of lambs - Dunalastair.

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£40, I'm bid. Help the man, here.

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41, 42, 43, 44, 44, 44.

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You're out again. 44.50.

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-Sell away, sir?

-Yes.

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44.50. 45 bid.

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45 bid. 45 bid. I put them on market.

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45 and away. 45, McHardy.

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£45 a head, very respectable.

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-Thank you very much.

-Thank you, sir.

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-All the best.

-Cheers.

-I'll see you later, Finlay boy.

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-Yes, cheerio.

-Thank you. It's good to see you.

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And Finlay's delighted.

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It's OK, John. I'm happy with that.

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The lambs averaged just over £47 each,

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as Colin is quick to point out.

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Finlay, Finlay, right again.

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I know!

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I've known him wrong a few times.

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I've marked them on the calendar.

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If you ever want to come back, I'll easy show you.

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No, no! He knows his job very well and he works hard for his customers,

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he always has done. So I'm happy today.

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It helps pay some of the winter bills

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that we're getting now for feed and suchlike and straw.

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So, aye, it's been a good day's business.

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I've got a feather in my bonnet today, so I'm quite happy.

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-Shall we get a bit of lunch?

-Aye.

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At Slampton Farm near Auchnagatt...

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-Hello, big loon.

-Charlie Morrison is gearing up

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for Gordon and Lorna Hector's roup.

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Do your best for me, Charlie.

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I'm going on to a pension.

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Wait till I get my hankie!

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THEY LAUGH

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Hundreds have turned up for the sale

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that marks the end of Gordon's farming career,

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and, hopefully, sets him and Lorna up for retirement.

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Great to see a lot of people here.

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It's just brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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And Gordon's fair looking forward to his day, eh?

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Well, well, we'll just have till.

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And Charlie's in the mood for it, too.

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Oh, a big crowd today.

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A big crowd today. The ground's all sweet.

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The farmers cannae get nothing done on the ground,

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so they'll be here today.

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As long as there's plenty money, that's the main thing.

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Right then, first lot.

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Right, pound bid. One bid away...

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AUCTIONEER CRIES

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Charlie starts with the small stuff.

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One bid away. One pound to George.

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A pound isn't going to get the Hectors a cruise,

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but there are hundreds of lots.

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AUCTIONEER CRIES

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Of course, if you're not bidding,

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Charlie's performance is a show in itself.

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Number 1334.

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Now, look at that. That's before his Coco Pops!

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100, 50...

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He is absolutely meant for that job.

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He really is good.

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He's fantastic.

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100, 100.

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100. 100. And you lose it away. 100!

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The lots are going thick and fast,

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but not all of them are meant to be sold.

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Picking out the good things.

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HE LAUGHS

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No, that belongs to something that I'm keeping.

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-AUCTIONEER CRIES

-£2.00

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£2.00, but many a mickle makes a muckle, as they say.

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And it's time to move on to the big ticket items...

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..including Gordon's tractor.

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He's looking for £20,000 for it.

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16, 16,000.

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But it's turned into a bit of a grind.

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You don't know how lucky you are. 16,100.

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16,100.

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16,200.

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16,200.

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And the hammer's up. 16,200 once.

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16,200 twice.

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The last at 16,200.

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Charlie's not happy - nearly 4,000 less than Gordon wanted.

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Ah, well, I was a wee bit disappointed with my big tractor,

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but you win some, you lose some.

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It's time for Charlie to pull out the stops

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and fill up Gordon's retirement fund.

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1,600.

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55, 56.

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8,000. And I've scratched the paint.

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You've stopped!

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600.

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I'm bid 3,000 once...

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600 away.

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20,000 twice.

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8,000 away.

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And the last at 20.

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500.

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And the big finish,

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Charlie's milking the crowd for all they're worth,

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selling Gordon's cheese press.

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600.

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620.

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650.

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I'm going to sell her. Make no mistake!

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650.

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650, a great price.

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And as the crowds disperse

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and machinery makes its way to its new home,

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Charlie and Gordon take stock.

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Are you happy?

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Yes. You did a very good job.

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-Thank you very much.

-Just your excellent job.

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-Just your usual, Charlie.

-Just speaking rubbish.

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-Very good.

-All the best, Gordon.

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Right, Charlie, thank you.

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In a little over four hours,

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Charlie has raised more than £150,000

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for Gordon and Lorna's retirement fund.

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And they already know how they're going to spend it.

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Oh, well.

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Oh, well, once we get settled into our new house,

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we'd like to do a wee bit of travelling, maybe,

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and enjoy ourselves.

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Charlie, however, doesn't have that luxury.

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No, no, no, I cannae afford to retire.

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Times are hard, you ken, and friends are few.

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At Thainstone, everyone is getting ready for the Christmas Classic.

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Among the sellers are Ian and Laura Green,

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with their pedigree bull, Guinness.

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Hopefully, we're going to be able to get Guinness sold to a good home

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for a good price.

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But before the sale, the show.

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If Guinness can take a prize, it could boost his price,

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but he's never been off the farm before,

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and Laura doesn't know how he'll react.

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Steady.

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Guinness, behave.

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Steady.

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Stand. Stand.

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Stand.

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There's only one other bull in the Simmental class,

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but the judge is taking his time coming to a decision.

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BULL LOWS

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Good boy.

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Steady.

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Despite all of Laura's training,

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Guinness is proving to be a bit of a handful.

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Stand.

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Guinness!

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Stand!

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Ian's doing his best to put a positive spin on it...

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Some judges think if they're too sleepy and docile,

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then they haven't got enough action to them,

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but you like them to stand, if possible, for the judge.

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Just stand, for God's sake.

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Guinness!

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-ANNOUNCEMENT:

-'This is going to be awarded...'

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Despite all his obstreperous behaviour,

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Guinness and Laura still manage to take first prize.

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Stand!

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And Dad's delighted.

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Stand.

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Yeah, very pleased. Yeah, that's good.

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I was happy for Laura.

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You were getting a bit flustered, but you didn't worry once.

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-I never flustered.

-No, no.

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-He was flustering.

-Nah, nah, he was just happy he won.

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-BULL LOWS

-Oh, that's a good boy.

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But like every other farmer, it's not about the prizes,

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it's about the prices.

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And if Guinness is going to go for big money,

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he'll have to hold his nerve when he enters the sale ring with Laura.

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In Dundee, head sheep auctioneer Colin Slessor is on an awayday.

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That's bound to be one of the favourites, isn't it?

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-The original Oor Wullie.

-The original.

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Alongside mart colleague Alan Hutcheon,

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he's about to auction off 70 sculptures

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of iconic comic strip character

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Oor Wullie for charity.

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I think that one looks a bit like me.

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Aye, I suppose so.

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Thick arms like you!

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Dinnae be so cheeky!

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Thick heid, maybe!

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You're some boy.

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They're relaxed at the moment, but there's rivalry in play.

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-Dungarees...

-Alan sold a dolphin statue at a charity auction

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last year for £55,000...

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..and he's never let Colin forget it.

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That was a golfer...

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Mine was a golfing dolphin that made the most money.

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What did you get for that, 55,000...?

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-55,000.

-For the golfing dolphin.

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-So no pressure.

-No pressure!

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But there is a serious point behind tonight's auction.

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The money Colin and Alan raise

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for the great and the good of Dundee

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will be used to buy a new operating theatre

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for Tayside Children's Hospital.

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But the boys are used to valuing beef and mutton, not fibreglass.

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Buying an Oor Wullie is a different challenge.

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I think... I hope they'll all be making, you know,

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a couple of thousand or more.

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Among the potential purchasers

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preparing to put their hands in their pockets

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is lifeboat volunteer Ewan Philp from Broughty Ferry.

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And he doesn't want just ANY old Oor Wullie...

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He wants this one.

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It's been situated in the pier at Broughty Ferry,

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and we've really just grown a love for him being down there,

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and thought that we'd start a bit of a crowdfunding

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with the community in Broughty Ferry

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to see if we could buy him.

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But it won't be easy -

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there's a full house and hundreds more bidders online.

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Ewan, Colin and Alan will all have their work cut out.

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At Thainstone, the Christmas Classic is well under way,

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with head cattle auctioneer John Angus very much in charge.

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At 2,008.

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Anxious to enter the sale ring are Laura Green and Guinness.

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BULL LOWS

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Guinness didn't exactly cover himself in glory with his behaviour

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during the pre-sales show,

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and Laura's father Ian is nervous

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that he'll start to act up again.

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Keep his heid up. When you go into the box up here,

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bide back until the boy shuts the crush.

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OK. He's slamming the doors - terrible, it might scare him.

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Come on, boy.

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Bidding on pedigree bulls is done in guineas...

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..that's £1.05.

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Nae less than 3,700.

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2,000. 2,400.

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2,600.

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2,600. 2,800.

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Bidding is brisk,

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but Guinness doesn't seem to be comfortable in the ring.

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3,600. 3,800.

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3,800. 4,000.

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4,200. 4,200.

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4,300.

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4,400. 4,500.

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Show the length of him.

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At 4,600 bid.

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4,600. 4,700.

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At 4,700. At 4,700.

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Well done.

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4,700. 1,000 guineas more than Ian's reserve and a total of £4,935.

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-Good boy.

-Happy, Laura?

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-Yeah.

-Good.

-Big hugs for the boy.

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He's been a good boy.

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But although he's made a good price,

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it's time for Laura to say goodbye to Guinness.

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I'm sure you'll enjoy all of your new lady friends, anyway.

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I am a little bit sad now, I have to say.

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Och, you know, you just get on with it,

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and there'll be lots of other young bulls coming up in the springtime.

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Bye-bye. He might miss me,

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but I think he'll be looking forward to seeing lots of ladies.

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But, no, definitely a good day at the mart.

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5,000. 5,000 bid.

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At 5,000...

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In Dundee, mart men Colin and Alan

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are taking control of a charity auction.

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At 14,000.

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At £14,000.

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Yes, sir. Number 47.

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They have to sell 70 statues of Oor Wullie,

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squeezing as much cash as they can from the bidders

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for Tayside Children's Hospital.

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20,000.

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£20,000.

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And they're doing a cracking job.

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At £22,000.

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The lots are going for tens of thousands of pounds.

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£34,000 goes to...

0:26:120:26:14

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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In the audience, becoming increasingly apprehensive,

0:26:170:26:19

is Ewan Philp.

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Oor Life-saver. Lot number 44.

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The lifeboat volunteer is hoping to buy

0:26:240:26:26

Oor Life-saver for Broughty Ferry.

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-£5,000.

-The community raised £12,000 to get it.

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But the way prices are going...

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-7,000. 8,000.

-..it might not be enough.

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8,000 bid.

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9,000. At 9,000.

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9,000 bid. At 10,000, 10,000 bid.

0:26:430:26:45

At 10,000. Going to be sold then. 10,000.

0:26:450:26:48

£10,000. Yes, sir, 10,000.

0:26:480:26:51

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:510:26:53

A sigh of relief from Ewan, and smiles all round in Broughty Ferry.

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Don't let the average down, Colin.

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Don't let the average down.

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It's Colin's turn in the box.

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He's determined to beat Alan's charity record of £55,000

0:27:030:27:07

for a fibreglass dolphin.

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Let's go. What do you say?

0:27:080:27:10

Start me...

0:27:100:27:12

He thinks he can do it with this original Oor Wullie

0:27:120:27:14

he spotted earlier.

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10,000 bid.

0:27:150:27:17

12,000. 12,000. 15,000. 15,000. 20,000.

0:27:170:27:21

And the bidding rapidly escalates.

0:27:210:27:23

At 40,000 it goes, then.

0:27:230:27:25

All out on the internet.

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At 40,000. At 45,000.

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45,000. 45,000. 45,000, it goes.

0:27:290:27:33

Are you doing it? 50,000. 50,000 is bid.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:350:27:38

Don't clap yet, we're not finished!

0:27:380:27:40

Last and final call.

0:27:400:27:41

50,000, it goes, sir.

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Are you bidding? 50,000, away.

0:27:430:27:45

50,000, thank you.

0:27:450:27:47

It goes to Gareth Wood.

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Thank you.

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£50,000, the biggest sale of the day.

0:27:500:27:54

And by the end of the evening,

0:27:540:27:55

Colin and Alan have raised £883,000 for charity.

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But the star of the show was the original Oor Wullie.

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50,000, you know,

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that's by far the biggest figure I've ever sold at a charity auction.

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-You know...

-It doesn't beat 55,000.

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No, it doesn't beat 55. You're right.

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The 55,000 dolphin does beat it.

0:28:150:28:17

-It beats it.

-There's always a wee bit of something.

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There's a wee bit of rivalry, yes.

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It looks like it'll be a long drive home,

0:28:210:28:23

and when they get back to Thainstone,

0:28:230:28:25

the rivalry will continue...

0:28:250:28:28

because the selling never stops at The Mart.

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