Viva Blackpool

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# This thing, called love

# I just can't handle it

# This thing called love

# I must get round to it

# I ain't ready!

# Crazy little thing called love

# This thing called love

# It cries in the cradle all night

# It swings

# It jives

# Shakes all over like a jellyfish

# I kinda like it!

# Crazy little thing called love

# There goes my baby

# She knows how to rock and roll

# She drives me crazy

# She gives me hot and cold fever

# She leaves me in a cold, cold sweat

# I gotta be cool, relax, get hip

# Get on my tracks

# Take a backseat, hitch-hike

# Take a long ride on my motorbike

# Until I'm ready

# Crazy little thing called love... #

No! Eh?

When?

# Yeah!

# I've gotta be cool

# Relax, get hip

# Get on my tracks

# Take a backseat, hitch-hike

# Take a long ride on my motorbike Until I'm ready!

-# Crazy little thing called love

-Whoah!

# This thing, called love

# I just can't handle it

# This thing, called love

# I must get round to it I ain't ready!

# Crazy little thing called love

# Ah, ah, ah! Crazy little thing called love

# Crazy little thing called love

# Crazy little thing called love

# Crazy little thing called love. #

-God bless you.

-Thank you so much.

No, thank you for giving me the privilege of blessing your love.

Eh, good lad. Bless you.

-Peace be with you.

-Thank you, Father.

-Oh, no, just Reverend, not Father.

Eh, unless you know something I don't.

I did used to plough the fields and scatter a fair bit before I was saved.

Your intended's cutting it a bit fine, isn't he, love? Elvis theme?

Country and Western.

What, no guests?

Oh, he's English blue-blood. His family don't approve.

Well, I've got a pair of lesbian bikers getting hitched at 12.30.

You don't want that lot turning ugly.

Let's face it, honey, they've got a head start on the rest of us.

That's right.

-Well, are you sure you didn't arrange to meet him outside?

-I checked. He said he'd be early this time.

-This time?

-Well, we had a bit of a misunderstanding last July.

He wasn't quite as divorced as he made out.

You know, it's always the red tape that trips you up in this country.

They always turn up in the end though, don't they?

Well, he'd be a fool not to. Look at you. You're a walking temptation.

They should write a Commandment just about you!

-How's my little Freya?

-I'll get this to the bank before they close.

Oh, The Lord provides top dollar for the righteous, hey, love?

That's my daughter, Shyanne.

Very money-minded, tight as a fat girl's shoe, to be honest.

She's gets it from my ex-wife.

Erm... I'm not fussy about cast-offs if Ripley's bagsied you first round.

I didn't get any of that, I'm afraid.

Oh, take no notice of Billy, love. He's not right in the head.

As a small child he had an accident with a Stylophone.

But the Good Lord saw fit to give him the gift of music by way of compensation, didn't he?

Here you are, Billy. Why don't you go and buy yourself some sweets?

-I didn't know they had places like this in England.

-Oh, just the one.

I can provide everything from the Chapel to the Rose Corsage.

-Every last detail, even down to the Bride's Garter.

-It's just about perfect.

I saw the light when I was out in Vegas, where God rewards the rich and the rich reward God.

Now that's a religion I can understand.

Oh, well, there you are. You see, we were both wrong.

-Oh, well, he's no oil painting but each to his own.

-This is not him.

-Very funny, Ripley.

-Bad timing, Tommy. I've got company.

Now this is my good friend, Thomas Vesty, and this is?

Miss Kitty De-Luxe.

American Beast Car Emporium.

Blackpool's Number One SUV Outlet.

Let's not dribble all over the seat, shall we? Let's aim straight for the pan. Where is it?

Well, I'm hardly going to pick it up on the day of the funeral!

You're always telling me you're a man of razor sharp decision, one of natures natural thrusters.

Let's just say that Miss De Luxe has got a competitive advantage.

I'm after a woman too, Rev, a woman as capricious and elusive as any of the great beauties.

Helen of Troy, Marilyn Monroe... Moira Stewart.

They only barbecued him this morning. Have a bit of respect!

-Is this you asking for a deposit?

-Well, it wouldn't hurt.

I'll see you down the Emporium, tomorrow PM.

What it is to be popular, hey?

I wouldn't exactly know right now.

Oh, hey, I didn't mean it like that.

Look, I tell you what, I'll rattle through the nuptials of dykes on bikes

and I'll take you for a drink, eh? Help soften the blow.

Strange we never bumped into each other in Vegas.

-I was in Fairy Tale Follies On Ice at the Flamingo Showroom for two years.

-You're an ice skater?

Ice dancer. Though I like to think of it as the People's Ballet.

Oh, thanks.

Nice fellow that. He saw the buttonholes, thought that we'd got hitched.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I've done it again, haven't I?

You know, I've got a gob like a monk's Y-fronts.

It's OK. It's not just the wedding. It's all my plans.

I guess Paradise Lost on Ice will just have to wait.

-What's that?

-My ice show. The first half is all about sin and in the second half everyone gets saved.

It's got sex, it's got religion, it's got skating.

I figured I've pretty much got all the bases covered.

Hey, well, tell you what, I'll buy a ticket right now, eh?

Oh, that's real sweet of you, honey, but it isn't going to happen.

My husband-to-be was gonna bankroll it. It's how he got me over here,

but I would have come anyway. I have a weakness for English men.

Well, that's a happy coincidence.

Why? Have you got a weakness for English men too?

Oh, hey, come on.

Do I look like I'm good with colours?

You never can tell these days - you being in the Church and all.

And when I think a guy's hot he usually turns out to be gay.

So, did you keep any of your ice dancing outfits?

Oh! Just Little Bo Peep from Fairy Tale Follies and I kept my nurse's outfit from ER Winter Wonderland.

Nurse's outfit?

Oh, it's not a real nurse's outfit.

It's PVC and it's got a detachable skirt for the Resus Finale.

-Well...

-Oi!

-This better be very good, mate.

-Steve Pollard, Triple A Sport.

-Management, Representation, Publicity.

-Reverend Ripley Holden.

Little Bispham Chapel of Christ the Economist AKA The Chapel of Love.

Yeah, I know who you are. Tommy the motor has been shooting his mouth off...

again. And he tells me that you know the whereabouts of a certain item.

Tommy the motor's got there first.

-I've accepted his offer, all right?

-Steve Pollard does not take "No" for an answer.

Do you know what "No" is? "No" is a door begging to be pushed.

Well, in this case it's a door marked exit.

I'm sorry, but I've got very old fashioned values. Me and Moses.

Fair play.

'nuff said. Respect.

What the good Reverend is trying to say is that he's already accepted a cash deposit from Tommy Motor.

-Hey, hang on.

-How much?

-£5,000.

Well, I could bend 10 grand your way right now. No problem.

Well, business is business, isn't it?

Don't want to get too sentimental over a handshake with a second-hand car salesman.

There's another 100 grand cash if you can get said item to me by midnight tonight.

No. Can't be done, I'm afraid.

Take it or leave it.

Come here a minute. Listen, I've got a woman cooking on a low-light here, you know what I'm saying?

Phone, text, e-mail before 12.

All the same to me, I'm Blackberried up.

-I know what you're thinking.

-What am I thinking?

-You're thinking, "No woman can be worth £100,000."

But I'm thinking if any woman is, it's probably you.

You might just be right there, honey.

I've got an American luxury travel trailer parked up behind the chapel.

You get your things, and you make yourself at home.

I'll see you there in a couple of hours, eh?

Why should I miss my honeymoon just because my groom never showed?

-I'll give you a seeing to that'll have you speaking in tongues!

-You'd better...Reverend.

Mrs Berry?

How are you doing? I'm Ripley Holden. We met at your Patrick's funeral.

Patrick never mentioned that he had a friend who was a man of the cloth.

Well, I wasn't a man of the cloth then.

In fact, I could have taught Satan a thing or two about sin.

Oh, that explains how you knew Patrick.

Me and him, we ran a Blackpool style arcade together in Vegas, you know.

-Little corner of England, it was.

-That sounds lovely.

In fact that's what they called us - The Little Englanders.

Barry Manilow first thought that up when he was playing Caesars Palace.

You were friends with Barry Manilow?

I wouldn't say "friend" exactly. It were Patrick he took more of a shine to.

I don't know why he had to come back and end up in a...

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

A man's life story can't be told by listing the mistakes he made and the pain he suffered.

I should know, I've had more pain in my life than a cobbler with Parkinson's.

You know what?

I'd like you to have some of his things.

Take something to remind you of him. A little keepsake.

You know, it's funny you should mention that because there was something he said I'd appreciate.

Everything he had is under this roof, and you're welcome to it.

-Don't hold back if there's anything you fancy.

-I won't.

It's like he's left a little part of himself behind, isn't it?

Yeah. It certainly is.

-Would you like to see him now?

-Who?

Patrick.

The Golden Lady.

That's what he used to call it too.

It was always one of his favourites so I thought it would be nice if they were together for all eternity.

How do you mean?

Well, you sure this is all of him?

-Cos he was a big lad, wasn't he?

-Oh, no, no.

I took a flask of him down to Wembley and sprinkled him in the cement mixer.

That's what he would've wanted.

Supernatural traction on this damsel.

Designed for the Gulf War, so you need a bit of purchase when you've got angry Arabs on your tail.

Took her for a test drive on Southport Sands last week.

Came home, found three kiddies stuck to the bull bar.

Didn't even know I'd hit them.

-Got a bit of a Wonderbra situation, Tommy.

-What?

Seems I had more on display than I can deliver.

Don't tell me it's gone!

No, worse than that.

His mother has put his ashes in it.

Does the phrase 'Once in a Lifetime' mean nothing to you, Ripley?

Yeah, I usually use it when I'm about to lie to somebody.

I'm going to show you something nobody has ever seen before,

not even the wife.

Last time a bloke said that to me was in a public toilet in Cleveleys.

England 1966.

We are the proud hosts of the World Cup.

But we invented It's A Knockout.

We're never happier than when we're making ourselves a laughing stock.

The priceless World Cup trophy was put on display in Westminster Hall...and stolen.

Only to be mysteriously found seven days later under a bush by Pickles the Dog.

Why go to the trouble of stealing the World Cup and then dumping it?

-Answer - it never happened.

-Look, is this going to take long?

The FA panicked when the trophy was stolen and cast a replica straight away.

It was hidden under a bush and unearthed by our intrepid

Border Collie who for all we know, was in on the scam.

Yeah, I've heard they're a very intelligent breed.

Nobby Stiles dancing.

And what is he clutching?

The Jules Rimet trophy.

Behold!

Her magnificent bosom, Reverend.

In 1966 they match front and back.

-A 'D' Cup, wouldn't you say?

-Yeah, she's stacked..

-I've got a real pair waiting for me back at the trailer...

-Yet four years earlier in 1962 in Chile,

we have the real World Cup.

D Cup at the front,

A Cup at the back.

Hey.

Like Jordan and Kate Moss standing back to back, eh?

Rubbed flat by generations of international footballers.

The real World Cup was never found.

It has been circulating for 40 years amongst the cognoscenti of football memorabilia.

And somehow it came into the legal possession

-of a friend of yours.

-I don't know about legal.

He won it cheating at cards in Vegas.

The finest collection of World Cup memorabilia anywhere in the world.

Don't tell me that's Pickles?

-Fully certified.

-What, you or the dog?

How long have you had all this stuff?

Built it piece by piece.

When I get that trophy,

I will have completion.

-You wouldn't deny a man completion, would you, Ripley?

-No.

Not unless I had a better offer.

Better offer? Since when?

I thought we shook hands on £100,000.

-A bloke called Pollard's come in with a very attractive bid.

-Pollard?

-How does he know about it?

-How d'you think?

You've been shooting your mouth off when you're drunk again, haven't you?

-I thought we were friends.

-We are.

But I'll get over it.

All right, all right.

Let's not tip-toe through the tulips. £120,000 on completion.

-125.

-What makes you think I'll go that high?

Oh, well, you just showed me what it means to you.

You strike a hard bargain for a man of God.

They don't let just anyone graduate from the Las Vegas Church of Christ the Economist, you know.

# I'm on my way from misery to happiness today

-# Aha

-Aha

-Aha

-Aha

# I'm on my way from misery to happiness today

-# Oho

-Aha

-Oho

-Aha

# I'm on my way

# To what I want from this world

# And years from now

# You'll make it to the next world

# And everything that you receive up yonder

# Is what you gave

# To me the day I wander

# I took a right I took a right turning yesterday

-# Aha

-Aha

-Aha

-Aha

I took a right I took a right turning yesterday

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# I took the road that took me to your home town

# I took the bus to streets that I could walk down

# I walked the streets To find the one I looked for

# I climbed the stair that led me to your front door

# And now that I don't want for anything

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# I'll have Al Jolson sing I'm sitting on top of the world

-# I'll do my best

-I'll do my best

-To do the best I can

-# Aha

-Aha

-Aha

-Aha

# I'll do my best I'll do my best

# To do the best I can Ahh!

# To keep my feet

# From jumping from the ground, dear

# To keep my heart from jumping through my mouth, dear

# To keep the past The past and not the present

# To try and learn

# When you teach me a lesson

# And now that I don't want

# For anything Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# I'll have Al Jolson sing I'm sitting on top of the world

# I'm on my way from misery to happiness today

-# Aha

-Aha

-Aha

-Aha

# I'm on my way from misery to happiness today

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# I'm on my way to what I want from this world

# And years from now

# We'll make it to the next world

# And everything that you received up yonder

# Is what you gave to me the day I wondered

# I'm on my way to what I want from this world

# And years from now, we'll make it to the next world

# And everything that you received up yonder

# Is what you gave to me the day I wondered... #

Oh, I've seen it, Shyanne.

I have seen the World Cup.

-Is that some sexual slang I don't know about.

-No.

The Jules Rimet Trophy. Just like Patrick said.

You know, I don't think I ever really believed he had it!

And I've got two buyers rubbing up against each other.

It's like watching Dolly Parton trying on T-shirts!

We are out of this place, love!

So you get choosing a slide and a swing for Freya cos you're going to have a big garden to fill!

I like what we've got already.

I didn't come back from Vegas to live in a caravan in a car park!

I came back to climb that slag heap we call success, eh?

A string of Vegas style wedding chapels across the country.

Helicopter Weddings! Outdoor Gazebos!

Love at Lake Windermere.

Yeah, and I want that too, Dad, but not through some backdoor deals and dodgy World Cups.

This time next week

we'll have 125 grand!

We can open another Chapel in Manchester, and then one in Leeds

till that Cupid sign is like the MacDonalds' golden arches!

That was always the plan, Shyanne, and you know it!

-Don't bail out on me now.

-Where does she fit in to the plan?

Oh, I see.

That's why you're sitting there with a face like Yorkshire, is it?

-Cos I got lucky?

-It's not that you got lucky.

It's who you got lucky with! I mean, she's so...

obvious!

I've lived a good life since I got back, Shyanne,

but I feel like I've done my 40 days in the Wilderness and then some.

Judging by what I've just experienced, ho-ho!

I think somebody up there might just agree with me.

-Are you talking about God or the bloke who works the lift in Blackpool Tower?

-Oh!

BOTTLES RATTLE Oi!

Ah, come here!

-Who are you working for?

-It's not Pollard, if that's what you think.

I didn't mention Pollard.

-Oh, didn't you?

-No harm befalls the righteous, but the wicked shall have their fill of troubles.

-Yeah. That's what I'm always saying as well.

-on your way.

-What are you looking at me like that for?

-Just a coincidence, was it?

You start going dodgy, now we've got heavies hanging round outside.

Heavies? I don't think we've got anything to worry about with that bloke.

I've had curries that are more dangerous.

You don't want your toast? No?

She go to school at all?

She's only two so I thought it might be a bit early.

-You got any children yourself, Kitty?

-Me? Hell, no.

In my line of work I need to keep my pelvic floor right where it is.

What line of work would that be?

Wooh-ho! They'll be no sharing teabags when I get my hands on that World Cup, eh?

What are you going to do with his ashes? Tip 'em into the nearest ashtray?

I hadn't thought that far ahead.

Maybe it just wasn't supposed to happen, Dad.

I mean, Patrick was a 60 a day man, but I don't think he wants to spend eternity with spent matches.

Oh, you're a good man. Anybody can see that.

I'm a lucky man. I can see that.

Granddad's a lucky man, isn't he, sweetheart, eh?

Yeah? He's got you for a start, hasn't he?

I'll bet your best friend Patrick thought you were a good man, too.

Oh, poor you, baby. I can see it's a real heart churner for you.

-It is, I don't mind telling you.

-Business is booming.

It's like I keep saying, we don't need anything crooked.

But...the mother's an old lady. How fast can she be on her feet?

I thought you were the soft-hearted type.

A woman's allowed to cry when she gets ditched at the altar, darlin', that's about the only time.

You've not forgotten our 10.30, have you? Blue Hawaii.

The real business where people pay us real money and nobody gets hurt?

No, no, course. Give us...

give us five minutes, will ya?

Come on, let's leave Granddad to it.

-I'll see you later.

-Mmm...

-Maybe we can go out somewhere.

-Yeah.

Yeah, we can. We can go anywhere. Go anywhere at all, eh?

This isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Ahh.

-Eh-up!

-Hey-hey!

Ripley Holden, as I live and breathe.

Crazy Eddie, a walking advert for care in the community.

-You don't change.

-Well, neither do you. Oh, how's the wife?

Hey. Never better. Once you've dated blow up, you never go back.

Why would you?

So what are you after? Matching wedding thongs, novelty willy warmers?

Well, actually, I was wondering what you had on a...

on a World Cup theme.

Couldn't be simpler.

You go in, you distract her, you make the switch.

Mrs Berry's got the replica, you've got the real World Cup.

We're rich.

And our souls are hanging over the fiery pits of hell.

You are doing her a favour, Ripley.

God would understand that.

Would he? Cos I'm not familiar with the Parable of Fleecing the Old Lady.

Do you trust me, baby?

Of course I trust you.

I wouldn't be sitting outside her house if I didn't trust you, would I?

Then trust me on this.

Sooner or later somebody with a harder heart than yours is going to track down the real World Cup.

When they do, Mrs Berry's gonna get hurt.

Seems to me like God is telling you to do it.

How come you always know the right thing to say?

-Think about what you'll get when you come out.

-Hey, come on.

I can hardly walk as it is. It's like a diamond cutter down there.

He's gone out.

Oh.

-It's got a special glow, hasn't it?

-It has indeed.

-It's as though Patrick was inside, smiling down at us.

-Laughing, even.

The... The reason I came to see you, Mrs Berry...

You don't need a reason to come here.

-I feel like you're part of the family.

-Oh, that's great, isn't it?

It's just, the thing is... there was something Patrick had that I thought that...

Oh, it wasn't those girly magazines, Reverend?

-Because I've given them to the Oxfam shop.

-No, no.

It wasn't the girly magazines.

-It's just the thing is..

-Oh, what am I thinking of!

-What?

-I haven't even offered you a cup of tea.

-Oh, that's all right.

No, it's not. Oh!

It's so lovely to have a man about the place again.

Let me just put the kettle on.

I've got three iced buns I've been keeping for a special occasion.

It's funny you mentioning our Patrick getting on with Barry Manilow.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like brothers they were, him and Bazzer.

Because he had a guinea pig called Mandy when he was a lad.

Yeah, yeah, I think he mentioned that.

Do you take sugar?

I can't remember.

I just wanted to give him a last hug goodbye.

They broke the mould when they made you, Reverend.

Give me your mobile number and I'll ring you when he comes back.

-Are you taking the mickey?

-Duh!

So you're the missus, then.

I'm the daughter. That's why we're in separate caravans.

Oh...right.

-Between you and me, I'm not really cut out for this.

-You don't say.

Mr Pollard says he could swing me a trial with Stockport County.

-It's best to keep in with him, run errands and that.

-Spy on me dad.

Do you think I've blown me cover?

-Got a lovely little girl.

-Yeah.

Yeah, she is.

Would you like a cup of tea?

Yeah.

-That'd be nice.

-Come on, then.

Is your mum still alive, Reverend?

No, no. She passed away a long time ago.

Oh.

She never really recovered from Elvis's death, to be honest.

Well, who has?

Maybe you came into my life for a reason, Reverend.

You know, I'm sure I did.

And I was thinking...

Yeah?

Would it be...would you do me the honour of praying with me?

Praying?

Ready when you are, Reverend.

I, er...

I'd like to start with a period of hush and contemplation.

Oh, yes. Of course.

Lord....

Let us be thankful

for the little things in life.

For the chances

that you send our way.

For wasn't it you who said,

"a good tree

"cannot bear bad fruit?"

And thank you, Lord, for sending the Reverend Ripley Holden into my life.

I lost one son

but in your wisdom

you have sent me another.

And he's a blessing...

a real blessing.

Amen to that.

I'm sorry,

I couldn't make the switch.

Oh... Fine.

Hey! You can't walk in those heels.

I'll take my chances!

Well, I'll see you later then, eh?

Steve Pollard can't play football, but he'll walk through brick walls for anybody who does.

I expect the same prerogative, so to speak, to be expressed by and from my clients.

I can progress his career in such a way that it will only move forward.

-Not the reverse, only move...

-Oi!

I need a word. Now.

Excuse me.

-Deal's off.

-How much has Tommy the Motor offered?

-MOBILE TWEETS

-Gary! 25% of netto.

Whoah! Won't budge, my friend.

I've just left Tommy in floods of tears clutching a KFC Family Bucket,

and I told him what I'm telling you. It can't be done.

I'll cut you in on a slice of this young man.

50% of image rights and merchandising.

-Now is that a square ball?

-What, with a face like that?

-He's hardly David Beckham.

-I've had an approach from Nike.

To sponsor the bag to go over his head? MOBILE CHIMES

Gary? Yeah. I've never seen a kid this good, this age.

Shot on him like a German porn star. How much has Vesty offered you?

I can't get you the World Cup.

150,000? Is that it? 150K?

Hm? The full Rio? Gary, look, I've got OK Magazine chasing after me, I'll call you back.

I don't want anything! You can offer me what you like, it doesn't make any difference!

Why do you think they want me as their agent, eh?

Because Steve Pollard can squeeze the impossible out of a tube.

Jules Rimet in my safe? That's my calling card.

That says the impossible is what I do, every kid with talent is gonna sign with me,

-that says I can get anything I want and whatever I want...

-You can squeeze out a tube, you told me.

So, exactly. 200K it is then.

Look, I haven't got it!

200K says you have. There you are.

-Sean! Yeah, how do you fancy having a topless sushi bar?

-It's over.

Over?! That's when Steve Pollard opens negotiations.

Sean? I'll call you back. Bonsai trees, Japanese market...

-I couldn't do it. She trusted me, eh?

-I thought we were going on an adventure!

Going to take all the ups and downs that came our way!

You make it sound like Alton Towers!

This was robbing an old lady! It would have been like robbing my own mum.

And I never used to like to do that at the best of times.

The trophy's yours. Patrick Barry said it was yours when he died.

That's not what he said word for word exactly, you know.

I thought we understood each other.

-We do!

-No, we don't. And the best thing for both of us is if I go and you stay here in a trailer.

I've seen the inside of enough trailers growing up in Nebraska!

-You can't go.

-Give me one good reason why not.

-What about the ice show?

-There isn't going to be any ice show!

-But I've found you an ice rink!

What?

I've found you an ice rink.

You bought me an ice rink?

I've made enquiries.

You'd buy me an ice rink?

Oh, Ripley.

Ripley, I can't believe I ever doubted you.

Wow! Ripley!

-Do you like it?

-I love it.

Are you sure you can afford this?

Well, you know, if Paradise Lost on Ice is half as good as it sounds I'll be making it back tenfold, won't I?

Oh, your gonna love it, baby.

When all the sinners get saved, but...and this is the best bit...

not by one faith, but by all the faiths!

You know, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Jewishism, that one with the wristbands that Madonna does.

Brilliant! You know, it's classy, but it's not too classy.

It's so multi-cultural, you're probably entitled to a grant!

-Thank you.

-Well, like I said, I'm only doing it cos it's good investment.

That's right. Even after you've paid for the lights and the costumes and the choreography.

Even then, yeah.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Only have to look at you and I'm sure.

# I don't know what it is that makes me love you so

# I only know I never want to let you go

# Cos you started something, oh, can't you see?

# That ever since we've met you've had a hold on me

# It happens to be true

# I only want to be with you

# It doesn't matter where you go or what you do

# I wanna spend each moment of the day with you

# Oh, look what has happened with just one kiss

# I never knew that I could be in love like this

# It's crazy but it's true

# I only want to be with you

# You stopped and smiled at me Asked if I'd care to dance

# I fell into your open arms and I didn't stand a chance

# Now listen honey I just wanna be beside you everywhere

# As long as we're together honey I don't care

# Cos you started something Oh, can't you see?

# That ever since we've met you've had a hold on me

# No matter what you do

# I only want to be with you

# You stopped and smiled at me

# Asked me if I'd care to dance

# I fell into your open arms and I didn't stand a chance

# Now hear me tell you, I just want to be beside you everywhere

# As long as we're together honey I don't care

# Cos you started something Oh, can't you see?

# That ever since we met you've had a hold on me

# No matter what you do

# I only want to be with you

# I said, no matter no matter what you do

# I only want to be with you! #

An ice rink?

How are we going to pay for an ice rink?

Oh, there's loads of ways of raising money for a show, isn't there?

Your father's very inventive, honey.

-I can testify to that!

-Too much information, thanks.

-Can we stick to the subject?

-Every now and again a business opportunity comes along, doesn't it?

The World Wide Web, Dysons Vacuums, oh, those tea towel holders that look like cats' arses.

And grubby little ice shows with dancing girls. Yeah, I think I'm seeing it now.

Nothing grubby about my ice show, Shyanne.

-More class than an English tea room.

-Yeah?

A tea room that tries to pass a stale muffin off as fresh baked.

So I take it stealing the World Cup's back on the agenda to pay for it then.

Who's talking about stealing the World Cup? You can get that thought out of you're head!

What do you want from him? Eh?

Same as he wants from me.

Some good times and some good loving.

-What do you want from him?

-He's my Dad.

So that gives you the right to question every little bit of happiness he gets for himself, huh?

Whooh! Look at you!

Don't you just look like Lord Charles Dickens!

So cute.

If you're looking for the donkey rides, they lock 'em up in winter.

Save it for the End of the Pier.

You see this smile on my face, Shyanne?

She put it there.

-Did she put the ring through your nose as well?

-She makes me happy.

So can you just try and be nice to her?

-Like you would if the boot was on the other foot.

-That's right.

Oh, yeah, I'd like to see that!

Shyanne.

If a lad came into your life and made you this happy I'd shake his hand.

-I really would.

-Well, there is someone I've met.

-Good. Anyone I know?

-Sort of.

It's that Vibe lad.

-The one you were throttling the other night.

-What? Pollard's gofer?

-That's just a temporary job until he gets signed up.

-Oh, you are joking!

He makes me happy. He's got a very refreshing take on life.

-I bet he has. You're just doing this to wind me up, aren't you?

-No. He's a breath of fresh air.

-I know why you're doing this, and I'm not falling for it!

-He makes me happy.

Why? Eh? Because he makes me unhappy.

-That's not it.

-That's always been it with you, Shyanne!

Oi! What are you doing dressed like that?

Camelot theme at 5.30.

I thought it was Victorian!

White Lace and Promises with a Dickensian twist?

Don't look at me, you took the booking.

No, I remember because the groom's actually called Arthur in real life.

Do you think they'll notice?

Well, it doesn't say Merlin to me but then I...

I have worked with Rick Wakeman.

I hate to say this but she's got you not knowing what day it is!

Or century, for that matter.

Go and slip the Best Man a fiver, will you? Tell him we'll give him Pageant of Ages.

Have you got a woman on the go at the moment, Tommy?

Er, not really, just the wife.

What's the secret of a long and happy marriage then, eh?

I'm sexually adventurous.

-What, with the missus?

-Sometimes. You have to careful, though.

Spring a surprise and she starts wondering where you learnt it.

-And how did you know that she was the one...

-She started finishing my sentences.

You know something's meant to be then.

That was the clincher, was it?

That and the fact that she went down faster than Emile Heskey.

You ever find yourself wanting to stay in bed with a woman even after sex?

-That doesn't sound like you.

-Find yourself

telling her things that you'd never talk to anybody else about?

Find yourself laughing at her jokes because they're properly funny, you know, not like women's jokes at all.

Ah! Well, you're talking about perfection there, aren't you?

-You're not going to get that in this lifetime.

-That's it. I think I have.

I've found the perfect woman!

And would the object of your affections be the woman I met. Miss Kitty De-Luxe?

-Do you remember her?

-What man could forget a woman

prettier than David Beckham with legs like Teddy Sherringham?

Thing is, I've promised her a rink.

-What?

-A rink. An ice rink.

Thank God - I thought you said "ring".

I haven't got the money to pay for it, Tommy.

If I let her down again she'll go. I know she will.

Well, my 125,000 is still on the table.

All you got to do is pick up the World Cup.

I've bottled it twice already, haven't I?

Well, it takes a brave man to face his nightmares, and a braver man to face his dreams.

-Did you make that up?

-Russell Grant actually, but it's true.

I can't go back into that house and look Mrs Berry in the eye when I know that I'm about to take that trophy.

Then don't...look her... in the...eye.

Do you think that's yoga?

It's been a while since I shinned up a drainpipe.

Oh! Ah! Ow!

# Love is a burning thing

# And it makes a fiery ring

# Bound by wild desire

# I fell into a ring of fire

# I fell into a burning ring of fire

# I went down, down, down And the flames went higher

# And it burns, burns, burns

# The ring of fire

# The ring of fire

# I fell into a burning ring of fire

# I went down, down, down And the flames went higher

# And it burns, burns, burns

# The ring of fire The ring of fire

# The taste of love is sweet

# When hearts like ours meet

# I fell for you like a child

# Oh oh oh oh

# But the fire went wild

# I fell into a burning ring of fire

# I went down, down, down

# And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns

# The ring of fire

# The ring of fire

# I fell into a burning ring of fire

# I went down, down, down And the flames went higher

# And it burns, burns, burns

# The ring of fire

# The ring of fire

# And it burns, burns, burns

# The ring of fire

# The ring of fire The ring of fire. #

Are you happy with your solicitor, Reverend Holden?

Fine. Can you see over that desk, DS Coogan?

Just Yes or No for the tape.

ELVIS VOICE: I'm happy. Thank you very much.

-People like you turn my stomach.

-Men, you mean?

Men who steal the urn an old lady keeps her son's ashes in.

And then go back to see what else they can rip off.

What, she's had it stolen?

Yes. She has. But then you'd know that already because you stole it.

-I'm not a thief.

-So what were you doing in her house?

-Delivering Meals on Wheels?

-I can see how this looks, but I was...

You went to visit Mrs Berry earlier in the week disguised as a vicar to case the joint.

To pay my respects and offer spiritual comfort. I am a vicar.

This doesn't really seem your style.

So did she put you up to it?

-Who?

-Miss Kitty De-Luxe.

Don't you say it like that -

like you're better than her.

Kitty De-Luxe.

You'd think she could have tried a bit harder than that, wouldn't you?

It's a stage name. I know that.

Do you think I'm stupid or something?

Sadie Ward.

A table dancer from Hull.

Also known as Sympathy Grace, Eloise Hope,

Charity Walker

and finally, Kitty De-Luxe.

So I'll ask you again.

Did she put you up to it?

Nobody ever made me do anything I didn't want to.

Ripley Holden. I am charging you with fraudulent

representation, trespassing, criminal damage, obtaining property by deception and burglary.

You do not have to say anything, but it may harm you defence

if you fail to mention something when questioned that you later rely on in court.

Game not going to plan?

You're telling me. I keep looking out for Jeremy Beadle.

Yeah, blame myself.

Intervention should've been on soon as I set eyes on Miss De-Luxe.

Hey! You don't know this has got anything to do with her.

Someone has set you up and it's not me.

Too clever for Vesty so...

Why would she want to set me up?

So she could waltz away with the trophy.

You don't know that she's took the trophy.

Can you head back to the police station please, mate?

Ripley appears to have forgotten to pick up his brain on the way out.

If you knew her you'd know that she wouldn't want to do this to me.

Well, you don't know her, do you?

Moment of weakness.

It was a long time ago.

She made me flap like David James coming for a cross.

Well, why didn't you say anything the first time you saw me with her, eh?

Because I knew that if Kitty had you in her clutches then the trophy was never going to be too far away.

Oh, well, that worked out for you, hasn't it?

Cos if she took it, her and that trophy will be long gone.

Well, I suggest you find her.

I've no chance of finding her now, have I?

I do not pay a man's bail and expect no return on said investment.

Honour your debts. That is the first rule of business.

Honour your debts.

-Ripley?

-Kitty.

What are you doing here?

I was just remembering where we first met, you know.

-What is it? Where have you been all night?

-You don't know?

No. How could I? I've been going mad with worry.

I got arrested for stealing the World Cup.

You didn't!

Yeah. I got arrested. But no, I didn't steal it.

Well, who did?

Don't you know?

No. How could I?

Well, you don't seem that bothered that someone's got the trophy.

What I care about is that we found each other. Isn't that what really matters?

Yeah.

Yes, it is.

-Because I love you, Ripley Holden.

-Oh, God, don't.

By the look of horror on your face I shouldn't have said that.

No, it's just that, you know, you were marrying another fella right here less than a week ago.

There's only ever been you.

I only ever loved you. I just hadn't met you yet.

Kitty.

# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone

# It's not unusual

# To have fun with anyone

# But when I see you hanging about with anyone

# It's not unusual

# To see me cry

# I wanna die

# It's not unusual to go out at any time

# But when I see you out and about it's such a crime

# If you should ever want to be loved by anyone

# It's not unusual

# It happens every day

# No matter what you say

# You'll find it happens all the time

# Love will never do

# What you want it to

# Why can't this crazy love be mine?

# It's not unusual to be mad with anyone

# It's not unusual to be sad with anyone

# But if I ever find that you've changed at anytime

# It's not unusual To find that I'm in love with you

# Whoah oh oh oh oh oh

# Whoah, whoah

# Whoah oh oh oh oh oh... #

She's stolen the World Cup,

and the Police have thrown the book at me.

Should've heard the list of charges. I thought they'd run out of tape.

You sure Kitty stole it?

I even know where she's hidden it.

You know where it is?

-Well, what are we waiting for?

-She's not even who she says she is.

If you don't want to knick it back off her, then tell me where it is and I'll do it.

If she's lied about the World Cup and who she is, then has she lied about everything else?

There's 125 grand sitting in my safe, and it's yours if you just tell me where the World Cup is.

If she's got it, what's she doing hanging around, eh?

There's time for all this afterwards. So where's she hidden it?

Maybe she can't bear to leave me.

First you wouldn't knick it because it's got your mate's ashes in it.

Then you didn't want to trick Mrs Berry. Now you don't want to piss Kitty off.

Now I'm a patient man, Ripley but, how can I put this?

Make a bloody move!

Go! Oh! And again.

Quick, get the ball. Right, ready, we're going to try and catch it.

Do you think you can catch it?

Ready? Right. One, two, three... Yeah!

Oh, that's good. High five on that one.

Oi! What do you think you're doing, eh?

-Hello, Mr. Holden.

-Don't you "Mr Holden" me. You don't touch my grandchild, understand?

-I was just looking after her.

-Dad! What are you doing?

Doing what you should have been doing, looking after your daughter.

-It's all right, love.

-Vibe was just playing with her while I got ready.

-What?

-Just put her down.

I said, put her down!

He's honest, he's funny, he listens to me,

treats me like a grown up, oh, and he pays attention to Freya without being asked!

What, and you think he's fit enough to bring up my grandchild, do you?

Oh? So she's your grandchild all of a sudden, is she?

-What do you mean by that?

-You've hardly wanted to look at her since Kitty got on the scene.

I got the impression she was cramping your style with the original Holiday on Ice.

-What've you got against her? Eh?

-She has been nothing but trouble since she got here.

No. You've been nothing but trouble since she got here.

MOBILE RINGS

What?

You're joking.

I'll be right over.

Well, this is turning into the perfect day, isn't it?

We've had a break in.

No need to kneel, Officer, it's not that type of Chapel.

It appears you've had a break-in.

Sanctify me! What is the world coming to when someone breaks in to the House of God?

It's enough to have a you questioning your faith, isn't it, Billy?

-Did you have anything of particular value on the premises?

-Can't you feel the love?

Not personally, no. Anything earthly that might have been lifted?

Whoever broke in seemed to be looking for something specific.

Oh, let's think, I've got the Turin Shroud underneath the floorboards,

and a piece of toast that's a dead ringer for John the Baptist.

Usually an inside job, something like this.

-There's a younger lad you should be looking at, not Billy.

-Oh, yes?

-Dad.

What's his tag, love? Eh?

-Vice? Writhe? Name escapes me.

-Vibe didn't break in.

-Oh.

Vibe, eh? What are you going to do?

They spray graffiti, get told it's art, swear and get told it's poetry.

Is there any wonder that there's no respect for law and order these days?

Don't listen to him! He's got no idea!

I know. I found that out when I arrested him last night!

Hey, DC Krankie, that's enough.

-You were arrested?

-Sorry, Ripley.

I didn't realise you were the kind of family that had secrets.

-Is everything all right?

-Oh, this?

This is all part of the service, mate.

In these security conscious times I like to take extra care with each service,

-especially the De-Luxe Cinderella package.

-Could you get a move on? The bride's started her contractions.

Well, I didn't like to spoil their day of days. I'm a romantic at heart.

Yeah, me too.

All right, boys, let's leave it.

By the way, we've got a date for your court case so we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.

-What court case?

-Oops.

It's about time. These pants are chaffing.

No, no, technically, Wayne, it's not a tax deductible item, no.

No, not even the condoms.

-I've got something that you want very badly.

-I don't think I concur.

But I need a cash deposit before I can deal with you direct.

-MOBILE RINGS

-Do you think I am stupid?

Ask me a difficult question, I'm getting bored with the easy ones.

He's on 20K a week and a share of the merchandising.

Yeah, well, you'd better hurry up because I can smell roubles.

I deal with the Reverend Ripley Holden.

As I understand it he is the trophy's sole representative.

Now, why would you do that when you could deal with me direct?

Because the last time I dealt with you directly,

it led to shirt loss and face loss.

Oh, come on, we had some good times, didn't we, Stevie?

Once I got used to that frantic love-making style of yours,

like being ravaged by a nervous breakdown.

Right, that's it. Meeting's over.

In the words of the great Guan Franco Zola, "Finito and Goodnight".

Now you really are being stupid.

Stupidity is no longer a part of my portfolio.

-Once bitten, fingers burned.

-MOBILE RINGS

Hello, Steve Pollard.

I got the World Cup, Stevie.

-Sure you're ready to kiss it goodbye?

-No, no.

No, no, no, do not take a urine test till I get there, Sao Paulo.

Yeah, OK, well, if you're bursting then try and miss the target.

Which judging by the way you're playing recently, that shouldn't be too difficult, should it? ..Now.

Are you going to carry on not talking or are you going to tell me what you got arrested for?

-As if I haven't guessed already.

-Haven't you got other things to be worrying about, eh?

-Like the fact that your boyfriend broke into my Chapel?

-Vibe didn't break in.

-Course he did.

Pollard would have told him to!

Thought I were hiding the World Cup in there!

-He didn't break in!

-Keep saying that, you might end up believing it.

He didn't break in because he was with me last night.

All night!

Oh, great. Perfect!

Hey, why don't you just have done with it and start writing to blokes on death row?

You've always been a magnet for losers, Shyanne, but this fellow takes the custard cream!

You just can't accept I might be right about someone and you might be wrong, can you?

-How do you think you got yourself into this mess in the first place, eh?

-What mess would that be?

What? Single Mum living in a campervan with spectacular sea views!

Is that the big dream for A-stream pupils nowadays?

-I know I'm a terrible disappointment to you!

-No, you're not...

You're not a disappointment. I just thought things would turn out better, that's all. And now they just might.

But not if you want to blow it all by wasting yourself on this bloke!

Like I've wasted myself on you for the past year?

What is it?

Just, you know,

family stuff chasing round my head.

I'm sorry.

It's me, isn't it?

I've come between you and Shyanne.

It's not, it's not.

My daddy brought a different woman home every six months, I didn't like it one bit.

Where was that, then?

Ohio.

Is that where you grew up? Cos you know, you...

You said Nebraska.

Well, we moved around a lot, you know.

Guess that's why a trailer's on wheels.

-I think I'm more trouble than I'm worth, baby.

-No. You're not.

I've left men on Thanksgiving that were still crying on New Year's Eve.

I don't want to hurt you like that.

So what are you talking about leaving for then, eh?

You're happy with the ice rink, aren't you?

Happy? Yeah. It's a dream come true. It's just...

I don't deserve it.

How do you mean?

There are things I've done...

Things that you don't know about.

Kitty...

There's nothing that you could tell me

that would stop me loving you.

You know that, don't you?

The way I see it...

..you and me have got to be brave.

Because it takes a brave man to face his nightmares, but a braver man to face his dreams.

That's so beautiful.

Well, I have my moments.

Come here.

Kitty?

Kitty?! No.

Shyanne!

-Did you see her go?

-Who?

You know damn well who!

So she's finally come good for you, has she?

All her stuff's gone. Everything!

It was bound to happen. I did try and tell you.

Last night...she said...

there's no way!

She told me...

Dad. She'd tell you anything.

I don't think she was American.

-Oh, I know she's not American.

-What?

How long have you known?

Since the police told me.

-And what did she say when you told her?

-Nothing, cos I haven't.

-Why not?

-Cos I don't care!

The way I feel about her, that doesn't matter.

Don't you think it'd be better to face the truth?

Oh. You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

Kitty De-Luxe was a fantasy.

She was just using you! Deep down you knew she was.

I don't have a deep down, remember?

I don't believe in anything except getting a little bit of happiness.

If it's not perfect, so what?

The only happiness on offer right now!

Before she came, we had a good business and a bit of money in the bank.

Now you've got a prison sentence hanging over your head,

an ice rink you can't pay for and a woman who took you for every penny you've got left.

And I'd give her more...

..if I had it.

I just don't understand the hold she's got on you.

Come on.

Now you've seen me do it a thousand times.

You just talk about love, the Lord, more love, more Lord and then out.

-I don't know, Ripley.

-This is the Harry Potter package so you know,

just throw in a few of references to Dumbledore, Hogwarts, Cribbage.

-I haven't got your gift.

-Hey! Come on!

You've played bigger crowds than this, haven't you!

What about when you were in Dire Straits at Wembley? The Stones at Knebworth?

Well, that's just it.

I never was...

I was making that up.

Don't you think I know that?

I know that.

We're all liars, Billy.

Lying is what separates us from the beasts!

You won't let me down. I know it!

Where's Pollard? In here?

Tommy!

Tommy!

Tommy!

She's gone. She's done a runner!

That's terrible, Ripley. Still, that's women for you.

-Shard of glass where their hearts should be.

-Look, didn't you hear me?

She's gone! So's Pollard!

You lied to me.

I only lied very recently, Ripley.

-If you hadn't turned up I'd have barely lied at all.

-So how long have you all been in it together then, eh?

Since Kitty gave us her price for the trophy.

She strikes a harder bargain than you. We had to club together.

Pooled our collective resources, so to speak.

Oh, well, I'm glad I wasn't double-crossed on the cheap.

I knew you were too soft hearted to go through with it.

I couldn't bear to see that chance slip through my fingers.

Oh? But you were happy to see me go down for your crime, eh?

-It wasn't personal, Ripley.

-I could have been just anyone, could I?

-I've got a prison sentence hanging over my head.

-It's all here.

All 300,000.

After all I said to you last night, you still go and walk out on me.

It's because of what you said last night that I had to leave.

About facing our dreams?

That broke my heart.

I couldn't stand lying to you a moment longer.

Then why run away?

Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

We could have done this together.

It's a fake.

-What?

-It's a ringer. That's all the facts you need to know.

-It's real! I know it's real!

-Matching bosoms. It's a dead giveaway.

-No.

Big at the front, flat at the back.

No!

I put this in your locker and I took the real one.

-You know, the one that you nicked from Mrs Berry's.

-When?

I went through your make-up bag and I found a key.

You went into my bag? Whatever happened to trust?

-It left through the back door when you came in!

-You kept the key in your make-up bag?

That's a poor idea even by the impoverished standards of your imagination.

Bloody hell!

So why didn't you just bring the trophy straight to me?

I was waiting for her to come clean.

That's all I was waiting for.

-I swear I was going to cut you in on this.

-Oh!

I just wanted to do the deal first.

You're a good liar and a good lay. But let's just cut the play acting,

and get down to business, "Sadie."

-Oh, baby.

-Oh, and will you stop talking in that stupid accent!

-It's bad enough when Americans use it but at least they can't help it!

-I wasn't faking it when I told you

how happy you made me.

I really wasn't.

I dare say you'll get over it.

You're not leaving her in here with me, are you?

-Look, do you want this World Cup or not?

-I'm motivated in that direction, no doubt about it.

-Right, well I'll see you both down the Chapel in two hours' time.

-What about me?

You played your hand all wrong.

You're not even in the game any more.

Ripley!

Please!

I did grow up in a caravan park.

Oh, yeah, but not in Ohio or Texas or Nevada.

Bridlington.

But Kitty De-Luxe is who I am.

I tried on a lot of lives before I got to her, but she is who I am.

What, and you ran all this way to tell me that, did you?

I made up stuff all my life just to get by.

-Yeah, well, that's hardly news.

-Don't talk to me like you're any better!

At least I didn't pretend to fall for someone just so I could get my hands on their money!

Didn't you? Well, how come you didn't tell me that you knew I'd stolen the World Cup?

How come you didn't tell me that you knew who I really was?

Because you were frightened I'd disappear with the money.

So we're both liars. So what?

That's just it. We're the same.

We think the same way, we act the same way. We're a great team!

Why do you think we couldn't con each other, huh?

Because we know each other already.

Don't do this, Kitty.

What was that you said about a clean slate?

How do I know you're not conning me now, eh?

You don't. And that's what you love about me, isn't it?

Why do you think I'm finding it so hard to give you your marching orders?

And it's what you hate about me, too.

That's right.

That's right.

-Tommy! How's the nose?

-Throbbing like Rudolph's. What's that lunatic woman doing here?

She's with me.

We've reached an understanding.

Hmm. There's no circumventing an engorged man.

What's this? You trying to cut Pollard out of the deal?

-Suggestions like that are beneath you, Reverend.

-Like breaking into my Chapel's beneath you, eh?

Me and Steve Pollard are like two threads snagged on the same hook.

What, he's bringing the rest of the money cos he doesn't trust you?

Correct.

OK. Let's seal this, dealwise.

What's she doing here, what's occurring?

She made such a good job of polishing Ripley's trophy he's keeping her.

All right, gentlemen, cut the foreplay and get down to the shang-a-lang.

Well, well, well. Vibe, welcome back to the squad, son.

Why don't you just sit down over there, lad?

How long has this...

Truth, hmm? Decency, hmm? Loyalty, hmm? I'm in bits.

You're a football agent and you're the most honest person in the room.

I'd enjoy the novelty if I were you.

Gentlemen, I give you the genuine

Jules Rimet trophy.

Well, that's 150,000 for us

and 150,000 for you. You know what to do with it.

I can't take your money, Dad.

-Not after what I said.

-Why not?

Didn't stop you for the first twenty years of your life.

-Girl feels guilty, Ripley. You've got to respect that.

-It's about me being a Dad.

About me being a Grandad.

I know you'll look after it. You've always been tighter than a worm's belt. And look,

keep this safe for us. Don't go blowing it on reading lessons for Vibe.

-My name's Daryll.

-Is it really?

I think I prefer Vibe.

Go on. Get it in the bank before the interest rates drop.

Hey, come on!

Cheer up, we did it!

Don't you feel just a little bit excited?

I feel flatter than a kipper's dick, to be honest.

Oh, that's understandable. You've had a tough day.

It's not because of what happened today.

-It's because of what's going to happen.

-Huh?

I'm sorry, Kitty.

What for?

Someone's going to have down for stealing that World Cup from Mrs Berry's...

and it isn't going to be me.

The trophy she stole is currently in the possession of Mr Steven Pollard and Mr Thomas Vesty.

This is the money they gave to Ki...

to Sadie in exchange for the trophy.

Now there's £50,000 there, you might want to treat yourself to a pair of platform shoes.

How could you do this to me, Ripley?

If you'd told me the truth, I would have done time for you.

You're different to all the other guys I cheated on.

You're the only one who understands why I do it.

I can't stay with a woman that makes me want to check that my nadgers are still there every morning.

I love you.

And I never thought I'd ever love anyone again.

You're everything I ever wanted in a woman -

you're gorgeous, you're funny,

you're filthy as a miner's face.

Thanks.

Will you wait for me?

You still want me even after I've turned you in?

I want you because you turned me in.

You got the better of me, Ripley. No man ever did that before.

# Stars shining bright

# Above you

# Night breezes seem to whisper, "I love you"

# Birds singing in the sycamore tree

# Dream a little dream of me

# Say nighty-night

# And kiss me

# Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me

# While I'm alone and blue as can be

# Dream a little dream of me

# Stars fading but I linger on, dear

# Still craving your kiss

# I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear

# Just saying this

# Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

# Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you

# But in your dreams whatever they be

# Dream a little dream of me

# Ba ba bah

# Stars fading but I linger on, dear

# Still craving your kiss

# I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear

# Just saying this

# Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

# Sweet dreams that leave our worries far behind you

# But in your dreams whatever they be

# Dream a little dream of me

# Ba ba ba ba da da da

# Da ba ba ba ba ba ba

# Boo boo boo bah bah bah

# La la la la da da da da

# Sweet dreams

# Till sunbeams find you

# Sweet dreams, all worries behind you

# But in your dreams whatever they be

# Dream a little dream of me

# Sweet dreams

# Sweet dreams

# Ooh, Sweet dreams

# Sweet dreams

# Sweet dreams

# Sweet dreams. #